Joe Rogan on The Most Dangerous Bear

[@sadaomao7425]

level 1 humans: "oh bear! well, I'm dead." level 20 human "oh bear. that's a new armour with +90 to cold resistance"

[@BradBrown95]

🤣🤣🤣

[@niijigod3864]

Yup

[@a2zz-gk197]

Brodie really narrated a mobile survival game

[@i_am_the_monkey_king]

The claws and the fangs add *Intimidation*.

[@Richie_Nefarious]

world of warcraft is all taken from this world but in a fantasy and pagan setting.

[@TheDrunkHamster]

Honestly the fact that the average person can walk out their front door and not immediately get mauled by a wild animal is a monumental achievement in itself

[@thomasn7218]

dude i makek my wife takeout the trash everynight hoping for this. i literallly just throw away shit to make sure her ngiht may come.

[@zune656]

@@thomasn7218 holy shit you need a divorce haha

[@cc3366]

@@thomasn7218 you good bro?

[@livedandletdie]

That occurs when you kill of all the local wildlife, en masse. Take Sweden for example, there used to be so much wildlife here, in the past, but more than 90% of it is dead now. We made the Scandinavian wolf tribe go extinct so we had to import wolves from Europe, and let's not mention how few elks and deer there are. In the past, you could've lived out in the woods and shoot a deer each month and you wouldn't affect the ecosystem at all, nowadays, there's so few deers that if you see one in the forest and you live in the forest, for over 20 years you'd be lucky to see one twice.

[@thomasn7218]

@@cc3366 it was a joke lol. ses already dead of course

[@jsurgee23]

At least once a week Joe goes on his bear tangent. Love it

[@Lemon_Drums_USA]

Hahaha

[@Tati_ig_]

That pr his Chimpanzees one

[@notacasual]

And it’s always entertaining

[@ancientfuture9690]

Bears and DMT.

[@TheBox225]

Bears are cool but the chimps are great!

[@techfrank2431]

Damn that last bear is no joke. At this point, you're not even facing an animal, you're facing a living giant monster. And that part the guy mentioned, "they found a way to take that down and make a coat out of it." 🤣

[@everforward5561]

Animals then were called megafauna for a reason.

[@FranzSelf]

The giant sloth evolved to try and outweigh other animals, no sloth would gain that much girth for reasons of finesse.

[@42033]

Google Daeodon you will get Nightmares 🤩

[@heyysimone]

​@@FranzSelfwere the still slow af though?

[@bruh949]

There’s the old saying: “If it’s black - fight back. If it’s brown - stay down. If it’s white - say goodnight.”

[@cleonrogers9011]

Underrated comment 👏

[@jonnym4670]

I always was told not to play dead when a bear attacks

[@pronounsuswe5698]

🤣

[@IndieGamerMonkey]

or... just quit walking around bear country without a gun.

[@elperronimo]

This applies to school shooters too

[@tylerwells7042]

Bro cavemen got that sigma male grind set, like “you may be a big ass bear, but you gonna be my drip” and then he dripped

[@seregill13]

Wtf is drip

[@seregill13]

Wtf is drip

[@trippiehippie5262]

​@@seregill13 Style

[@mcchickenmuhchicken]

incel hierarchy

[@tylerwells7042]

@@mcchickenmuhchicken what

[@Mickyboi1]

Joe is heartbroken the short faced bear doesn’t still exist

[@yyyd6559]

Rightfully so

[@rice-eater6756]

Hopefully the scientist will bring it back to life

[@cyoc]

@@rice-eater6756 how? 😂

[@thumper7016]

@@cyoc called de-extinction

[@ScriptedLinks]

@@cyoc you ask that like they've never cloned anything before.

[@Canadoggo]

If it’s black, fight back. If its brown, lay down. If its white, goodnight.

[@giorgiociaravolol1998]

That's exactly what the cops are doing

[@JonathanSexton-ot8yf]

@@giorgiociaravolol1998libtard

[@Autumn_Forest_]

That’s how I see men. Not interested in/turned off by black guys. Love me a Latino. Bored (put to sleep) by white guys.

[@eggynuts7735]

Do I need a gun for these black ones too?

[@Canadoggo]

@@eggynuts7735 not if you’re kinda tall

[@ijneb1248]

The big difference is polar bears live in an environment where food is extremely scarce so they'll never pass up on a potential meal since they never know when the next one is

[@Raao1]

They said it in the video. Thanks for stating the obvious

[@lilyahnah6334]

@@Raao1 they don’t say it in the video they say about the bear only eats meat because there’s no grass smh. Maybe watch it next time before you try to correct someone and be an arsehole about it

[@ijneb1248]

@@Raao1 you're welcome :)

[@stakeland1237]

@@Raao1 Dang that looked embarrassing.

[@BabaYaga95616]

​@@lilyahnah6334so they only eat meat because grass is scarce there LOL

[@evroyspencer8087]

"it was twice the size of a polar bear" "jesus christ" I felt his fear thru the phone. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sparxzy]

Imagine they starting finding a way to migrate to other countries and islands💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I would just kill my self 🤣

[@serhatalisimsek9370]

haha i felt that too :D

[@riush112]

Joe needs his own National Geographic show

[@Bouch1018]

He needs his own Nat Geo Channel.

[@1xXxJetLifexXx7]

Mf knows about every animal 😂

[@mirwaiz9619]

And instead of bears he does the impersonation

[@6hunedn16]

Seriously

[@itsourlife]

@@1xXxJetLifexXx7 No just bears and primates 😂🤣

[@starchild2121]

Joe can BEARLY control his excitement 😂

[@nithsk]

Imagine chilling with your prehistoric homies, just trying to migrate to this cool place the shaman told you about, and a 12 foot tall bear just charges at you

[@superiorflame2654]

And then you make it your b**ch and turn it into a jacket

[@maxmanchik]

Couldn't be me (I'm from bronze age)

[@fkitty444]

Grub-Hub v1

[@grind-hardtrashbaggang7083]

Good news that is universal for all bear encounters while with other people, you don’t have to be faster than the bear, but you damn sure better be faster than somebody else lmao

[@nahuelmartinez5271]

​@@maxmanchikiltam zumra rashupti ilatem

[@Teegsdabeast]

“this is why i love men” 💀💀

[@l3gtk1la3]

Wtf

[@hoola_amigos]

No homo?

[@dik56]

Humans are also called men. Plus it sounds cooler.

[@Randybobandy024]

Yeah, let's be proud that we made it extinct Pretty sure our species has the highest kill count when it's about making something extinct

[@shanes.1724]

*man

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

It's ironic that the polar bears are the most dangerous because they're also the cutest.

[@kristymiranda5255]

Yea ma’am I am so so proud of him and he will always be there to 😮I will be 😮what he say and he’s like oh my lord he

[@elizabethweigle6146]

Omg you need to look up a Pizzly Bear then!!!! They’re the cross between Polar bears and Grizzly bears and they are so cute!

[@averyyyy397]

@@elizabethweigle6146 oh my god it ISSSS 😍

[@original.xayxay]

how’s that ironic? i mean there always cute any animal is seen as cute so how is it ironic something cute is dangerous it’s the same thing with like koalas and lions and etc

[@selfimprovement5873]

Is it because they're whi-

[@MosesMatsepane]

I could watch an entire episode of Joe Rogan talking about animals.

[@katybug6572]

lol same

[@stefanojkd1605]

Especially bears 😁

[@napoleonbonaparte288]

“I just killed a big fucking bear” “Nice what are you gonna do with it?” “I’m gonna make a coat out of it”

[@mathewfonger7048]

Eat Bear 🐻 meat all month long .

[@Mynewhandle420]

As they should 😹

[@nielsssg]

Well yea, could keep you alive during a harsh winter. Central heating is a pretty new invention.

[@skiiimsk]

hell yea and imma have some bear steak for the next month

[@ralphmajor1947]

@@skiiimsk like most meats 🍖 are butchered the younger the better! It's like the difference between lamb and mutton the older ones have greasy fat that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

[@shreyasbhat0506]

"Jamie, pull up the video of the short-faced bear stopping humans from crossing the Bering strait"

[@TehCheese]

This is a perfect example of Rogan repeating a discredited hypothesis as fact and making it seem like it's widely accepted.

[@wetshart5860]

Bears tell stories about Joe Rogan to each other

[@luisvaldes8945]

❤😂😂

[@shnibby12]

@@TehCheese he said probably/ Probably does not equal presenting as fact

[@sasa-ix9yd]

polar bears look like such cute bad boys when the white fur all over their face is turned red from the blood of killing and eating...too cute

[@thebigonethetcotgwgod]

"Nothing can defeat human kind except human kind itself" -sun szu

[@thebigonethetcotgwgod]

@Canine_Crusader altzimers

[@pramabanerjee2767]

Ya self destruction is the only way to take us down...

[@Awardsnow]

Kid named: Asteroid sized 300+ km moving faster than the speed of sound

[@thebigonethetcotgwgod]

@@Awardsnow huh?

[@Awardsnow]

@@thebigonethetcotgwgod Im saying there are things that arent human kind that can defeat human kind

[@Grandflea02]

Black bear: Try to look big Grizzly bear: Try to look small Polar bear: Try to pray Grolar/Pizzly: You're fucked

[@TheHiddenNarrative]

It's funny. Due to climate change, they're are reports of more and more Grizzly/Polar hybrids that usually would've never have crossbred otherwise.

[@Highostrich]

Wtf is a pizzly?

[@Grandflea02]

@@Highostrich polar bear/grizzly bear. Usually caused by global warming forcing them to move into each others' territory, making a hybrid, a bit like a mule.

[@juangainz549]

@@HighostrichLmao!

[@kerron9793]

Wtf. Grolar/Pizzly sounded made-up but it's actually a real creature damn

[@karito_3391]

I remember this short faced bear from a documentary, 6 feet from the floor to the shoulder standing on all fours and about 11-12 feet on its hind legs weighing more than a ton i think and able to run as fast as a horse, truly scary bear

[@jimmywinter7961]

This is gonna sound insane, I am kinda bummed they aren't alive anymore.

[@karito_3391]

@@jimmywinter7961 trust me, if that thing was around nowadays people would wish it wasn’t

[@jadibdraws]

​@@jimmywinter7961 Yeah your right that does sound pretty insane.

[@Jonesybabie]

​@@jimmywinter7961 How do you know they're not around? You haven't been to the North Pole and if you went to Antarctica you wouldn't get far before being stopped by the military. Maybe the military can't get past the bears in Antarctica. It's a conspiracy to keep humans thinking they're at the top of the food chain 😈

[@xippia]

Long ass bear

[@Pherretfish]

Short faced bear: Could kill with one swipe of its paw The indomitable human spirit: I can fight that

[@ninjafrog6966]

Short faced bear: *completely gore you with one swipe and probably rip your face off* Humans: let’s turn it into a coat

[@DontComeToMyChanell]

MrBeast COMMENTED ON MY VIDEO!! 😳😱

[@NotLikeUs17]

I came here specifically for a comment mentioning the short face bear. Glad I wasn’t disappointed. 😂😂

[@glokkjhit4749]

I mean with a gun you can kill basically anything lol

[@Jameslawz]

Strength in numbers and also the willingness to survive instead of hiding in caves all day.

[@itsjustben772]

"oh shit, a short faced bear! i needed a good fur coat for this coming winter"

[@joshlewis575]

To think our ancestors fought those types of monsters with sharpened sticks and stones is astounding. Those were some bad ass people there

[@yulles225]

@@joshlewis575 practice makes perfect 😈

[@anthonygregory6797]

@@joshlewis575 it's really not that hard to believe when you're only option is survival.

[@garlicamvs6235]

@@joshlewis575 every weapon we use is just a sharper stick or rockier rock

[@oleyeller3256]

@@garlicamvs6235 bro "harder" rock but that was funny tho 😂

[@redgeek8169]

The banjo kazooie song fits with the whole bear thing 😂😂😂

[@senorlua6116]

If animals had our intelligence, we’d be so screwed

[@chadmiesterDonovan]

Not really. Their bodies restrict them also. The lack of fingers like us and being bipedal along with a ton factors make human very overpowered because our ability to hold and use tools.

[@AgentKe1th]

@@chadmiesterDonovan what animal is using a tool to kill its prey tho like he’s saying if they could think like us we’re done

[@MrBark1969]

@17 Keith!• what animal can hold a shotgun and blast other creatures... noo... or drive a car

[@amitabha629]

@@chadmiesterDonovan We are already extinct if they have our brains, we won't reach the point where we are now

[@seifnaiad1728]

​@@MrBark1969 they would create guns that are designed for them, it would be a different looking gun, you are assuming they will use our guns☠️, no they would create one that's perfect for them and can be held, same thing for cars, they will design it perfectly for them.

[@Xanthegreat4]

"Now imagine a bear on DMT"

[@Stickytips42]

Fuck me im gonna go try to get attacked with 40 tabs of acid in my pockets

[@hereandthere4751]

theres a bear on hallucinating honey, its on KZbin

[@maddyboombaddybaddy6532]

Lol I'm sure Joe thought about including dmt into the discussion.

[@AngelGraz]

COCAINE BEAR

[@gmoney9490]

Stupid ass comment

[@lukemomodujr]

It’s a known fact that if you see a polar bear anywhere near you, that means it smelled your scent and has been stalking you for miles 😳😳

[@iinferno_]

Source: trust me bro

[@rayxhsf]

@@iinferno_ nah its been filmed on documentaries

[@JamesIRE]

@@iinferno_ *when you try to make the same edgy comment you have seen on 100s of vids, yet there is sources and science to back up the fact that polar bears track your scent and rip your face off. Well done bud 😂

[@Shadowical]

​@@iinferno_ it's actually true, a polar bear will stalk you for ages waiting for a good moment and you cant even see them until its almost too late because of how well they blend in to the snow and ice

[@lycan2494]

@@iinferno_ its true dumbo

[@mattybwilliams7615]

Fun fact: Short Faced bears are the only bears big enough to look a human in the eye without standing on its back legs ☠️

[@DanquarieanTedford-ym5xd]

Nahhhhh dang and they had to fight that thing back in the day

[@DanquarieanTedford-ym5xd]

Nahhhh they had to fight that thing back in the day

[@MrOrientalism]

“Imagine it runs toward you, what you gonna do?” Ancient man: hold my stone.

[@foolishstrudel2689]

Ancient Man: Wait, nevermind, I need that stone actually!!

[@sinclairoli7728]

Ancient humans were built different

[@thatgenericdixienormouspicguy]

**Oogabooga intensifies**

[@humpteedumptee8629]

Ancient men most definitely avoided bears. There’s way easier stuff to kill. And omnivores have better meat. There’s strength in numbers. No predator will a attack a large group. There thought process matched ours.

[@joecommie4890]

@@sinclairoli7728 humans are extraordinary runners over long distances....not fast but we recover very quickly and sweat freely. Other animals tire. Ancient humans used noise to ensure predators didnt sleep while keeping a safe distance, using large numbers to throw rocks in the day and persistent chasing to tire the animal. With this strategy not even polar bears could survive against humans for long.

[@cloudthefourth]

It’s the f*cking bear from Elden Ring

[@mohannadali9662]

Thanks for the spoiler. I already know they have dragons.

[@naavidmorshed5516]

@@mohannadali9662 not worth calling it a spoiler. Just play the game, you'll know soon enough.

[@mohannadali9662]

@@naavidmorshed5516 maybe not a boss but I'd still rather not know anything. Ah screw it. It's inevitable anyway so better know the little things.

[@naavidmorshed5516]

@@mohannadali9662 if you had the conviction of "rather not knowing anything" you'd have played it by now. I literally stopped watching KZbin months before elden ring was released. Take it from a guy who completed and genuinely enjoyed the game, this particular information won't affect your enjoyment or experience in any shape or form. This means nothing. Enjoy the masterpiece of a game and don't think about it. Better yet, make yourself forget about this mundane information. Humans have the capability of doing such things.

[@mohannadali9662]

@@naavidmorshed5516 definitely. Tell someone not to do something you hate and they're gonna do it anyway. Eh doesn't matter.

[@TheKickboxerr]

Someone give Joe a bear for his birthday

[@shriharihudli]

He should have his soul transferred into a bear like in Avatar.

[@Rowsy91]

Not sure you listen to the pod he says all the time how insane and stupid someone is to have a bear or big cat as a pet 😂

[@vaghelalokesh6082]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@Elmonstruo39]

@@Rowsy91yeah your right i dont think anyone in the right mind would sit and listen to a podcast about the same bear facts over and over

[@Rowsy91]

@@Elmonstruo39 what lol

[@JefferyWaybright]

Joe's obsessed with bears! He's funny AF! 🐻‍❄️🐻🐻‍❄️

[@shaunhigdon8683]

I love these banjo kazooie songs over joes videos please keep them coming LOL

[@malluk3065]

So he uses it for other videos? I thought he chose it because it was a video about bears.

[@uraniumjoe]

I was looking for this lol

[@hagaras82030]

@@malluk3065 he doesn't, I checked at least 100 videos and I couldn't find another banjo song playing. Shaun higdon is just a meat rider.

[@aaronkoeppe9057]

Lol isle o hags

[@charlesg7926]

Omg yesss hahaha. I loved that game! I thought I was the only one that recognized it. I hope they come out with a banjo kazooie 4… make it simple and fun like Banjo kazooie 1 and 2 were

[@UserLeoh]

“If it’s a polar bear, you’re fucked” shows polar bear lightly petting dog on the head Edit: It seems I have misjudged the polar bear’s “act of kindness” 💀

[@jameswhite1320]

I've seen those videos, a couple of polar bears regularly visit that camp and the sleds dogs are kept on chains, their owner puts food out for the bears so they know it's a safe haven for them as long as they don't Eff the dogs up.

[@ilovedogs2642]

Sometimes they eat the dogs but it is cute when they pet them, I have to wonder what they're thinking "aww look at these little guys, hey Frank this one looks like you"

[@jadslash]

Those dogs were eaten too don't worry

[@elg7365]

Actually eventually they ate that poor dogs

[@jakovsandrovcan3471]

sometimes they love to play with their food

[@ChilledSon]

It's why it was called the BEARing strait, after all.. 😂

[@mikevandemark1993]

I applaud you 👏🏻

[@justbo1560]

Dad?

[@ChilledSon]

@@justbo1560 Yes Son?

[@cleverbot8827]

Nice

[@scottjustscott3730]

this would've been way funnier if you hadn't misspelled strait.

[@wj7435]

The banjo-tooie background music was a nice touch lol

[@husseindarwich3957]

I’m convinced that joe rogan was once a bear

[@mihneaiordan1813]

He might still be one

[@iWillWakeYouUp]

He was a great ape.

[@bink]

​@@iWillWakeYouUpMore like a mediocre ape.

[@ayanwumiabdulroheem5796]

😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@razi-cr2239]

😂😂😂😂

[@JorgeGonzalez-ut3pm]

Dude this guy and bears. His story of bears never ends. 😂😂

[@colonelhstinkmeaner8547]

Enough with the godamn bears😂😂

[@MISTAWULFY]

Bears are cool

[@cuqui999]

Right?? They're like speaking of quantum physics and he's like but could you imagine a multidimensional Bear 🐻 lmaoo😂😂😂

[@Steiny1975]

He’s wrong about NOT crossing the Bering strait though. WELL then the “Native Americans” killed them off when they DID cross the Bering Strait and came here from Mongolia. DNA has proven this. Some remained in Alaska, and you now call them the “Eskimos” and this happened 1000-2000 years ago

[@ariefrazib93]

​@@colonelhstinkmeaner8547 bjvhb

[@moiraatkinson]

“Man found a way to take that bear down and make a coat out of it”. I love it! 😂😂

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

Ikr? Like damn, early humans were built different

[@angampaphungshok275]

I was looking for this specific comment- 😂 thank you.

[@Zenour]

@@just_an_internet_explorer8038 deadass niggas were demons.

[@saschaberger7201]

Yea so Great killing animals for a coat😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ofc not dumbo

[@mr.equity1120]

Not really? I mean they were but they didn’t take on that bear. What gave you guys the impression that humans hunted it? Was it the cadaver in the museum? You guys know that it wasn’t hunted right? Joe literally said that the bear was such a menace that it halted humans populating other areas of the world? I mean no offense but that guest doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Sounded more like a joke not an actual fact. It would have taken more than a day and probably 7+ people to take such a thing down, and it probably was out of exhaustion because stone and wooden spikes were not gonna penetrate that thick fur and layer of fat. I’m not even sure a 9mm pistol now a days might fully penetrate. Now blubber in normal bears can be up to 4 inches, imagine a bear double the size. So you see fellas thats a ridiculous notion to think that a group of malnourished freezing cavemen could take on such a beast. I believe y’all are playing too much Far Cry Primal.

[@TheSentinelStone]

If I remember correctly the short snout bear is the largest land mammal predator to ever exist.

[@niklasmolen4753]

Andrewsarchus is about the same size.

[@fukpoeslaw3613]

The strangler elephant (🐘) was even a little bigger! That elephant would use his long long teeth to pin you down just to proceed strangling you with his trunk. *REALLY!!*

[@IHM67579]

​​@@niklasmolen4753ain't that the dude who plays gollum?

[@trumpdrago517]

Not eve , I bet a modern elephant is as big. Definitely a mammoth

[@godsservant1109]

​@@trumpdrago517 Elephants aren't predators.

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

"They found a way to take that down and make a coat out of it" This is why I love humanity and all it's achievements.

[@doeldoelsson5218]

The indomitable urge to wear apex predators.

[@gr33nthumb]

This is why i hate humanity. Destroy everything for a nonsense.

[@thedawg2510]

@@gr33nthumb what a beta, you kill to survive

[@skylarf9021]

@@gr33nthumb Soy drinking beta male alert 🤣

[@Snoike]

​@@gr33nthumb You are alive here today to whine and complain because your forefathers "destroyed for a nonsense". Pipe down please

[@Bronxtale12]

The huge Short faced bear at the end he was talking about, in my culture theres stories and legends kept from hundreds to a thousand years ago from the native Americans having to fight and encounter those crazy beasts and let me tell you those bears were different man In the stories you could just tell by how they described them how intense they were when facing these fierce animals. Definitely a og bear to respect and keep ur distance from😂

[@doberman194]

Not enough evidence to be certain of its existence, not enough skeletal remains to make an accurate depiction

[@iepvienredstoneHuy007]

​@@doberman194 perhaps there were sort of a crusade to hunt them all down + natural selection in the past that kill off all of them or devolved the survival ones into regular bear. I read a theory somewhere that state there might be some extinct species with little to no remain proved themselves to be too dangerous to us human that we just decided to hunt them all down, leaving no traces of them left

[@jimmywinter7961]

I would like to hear these stories

[@xgamedrex4236]

​​@@doberman194 they have bones and remains of the bears I've seen it it's FREAKING MASSIVE

[@LibertyOverDeath-27]

Our distant ancestors were some bad mother f's man. It's crazy to think of some of the things they had to endure for us to still be here. And here we are in 2022, the softest, physically weakest, and most mentally frail offsprings yet.

[@deletebilderberg]

Joe, you’re OBSESSED mate! 🐻

[@rossyvizcarra1927]

Joe Rogan should have a podcast just for bears

[@peterbeadle8062]

he literally has no idea what he's talking about. he's called black bears deadly and in NH we just walk right by them they don't even bother us. Also according to worldanimalfoundation and AlaskaNewsSource there were 48 fatal bear attacks in North America between 2000 and 2017 that's 17 whole years only 48 fatal attacks he said all the time with the source of "Trust Me Bro"

[@0011-g3q]

"Polar bears: you're fucked" Cuts to polar petting their kid Edit: it's been five months. Fr thought it was a bear this whole time. Now I'm traumatized thanks guys.

[@ryanjackson927]

It was a wolf 😂

[@humansarenottofu]

That was a horrible clip, someone left their dog outside and chained it, the bear came back later to eat it.

[@panik735]

It was a dog

[@areallyshortbrontothere]

​@@ryanjackson927 it was a husky

[@dudefrombelgium]

Polar bear and his son.

[@renn_macabremonster]

The banjo kazooie music in the background is just perfect lol. 😂

[@righthandstep5]

Loving it

[@jack1428]

I noticed it too😄

[@jonathandixon1305]

It’s actually Donkey Kong 64 during the Clumsy and other cave scenes.

[@adler923]

I honestly thought I was the only one with love/hate obsession with dangerous bears! But then Rogan comes along and satisfies my Bear lust.

[@key6723]

If you see a polar bear in the wild it means you're probably dead soon, it would have smelt you from miles away already which means its hunting you

[@forevernomad1766]

Good thing they get scared by loud noises quite easily

[@key6723]

@@forevernomad1766 climate change is making it harder for them to hunt so they're starving and more desperate, I wouldn't wanna be the one who tests it

[@forevernomad1766]

@@winniethepooh8766 then why do conservation officers use shotgun shells loaded with firecrackers every time a polar bear comes within a village and around people? 🙄

[@forevernomad1766]

@@winniethepooh8766 then proceed to scare it off

[@milo6373]

Make a nice coat too , one well placed shot between the eyes equals nice parka .. ,🤔✌️🙏💪🥱

[@AlphaLax]

This Banjo Tooie music is makes this more hilarious lol

[@renatosanches1091]

Thought I was the only one that noticed.

[@delancejohnson9536]

I was go say donkey Kong 64 lol but yep 😂

[@SonoftheWest316]

Thank you i knew i had heard that before albeit 24 years ago

[@XavielYouTube]

Ikr its so fitting

[@pranavgainz4180]

THE SPEAR! A time tested weapon that's overlooked

[@KhoaNgo-sr4zq]

The bow and spear are the very best weapons of old times . The reason why spears are overlooked is probably because it's that good, it's too good in a fight , there's not much what if , just keep distance or block and poke your enemy to death . With a sword , it's much more on even footing , you don't really know who could win which is exciting.

[@KhoaNgo-sr4zq]

There's a boring element that arises if something is too efficient which thus becomes predictable.

[@MrMLBson09]

A spear isn't going to do shit!!!! Do you see the size of that thing? Do you realize how tough that bear's hide is? All you're going to do is induce more rage and get more chunks of your body ripped off quicker

[@KhoaNgo-sr4zq]

@MLBson09 can't be sure tho , take the very best spear , tough , sharp and extremely penetrating , vs a something similar to a polar bear hide. What would be the result ?

[@pranavgainz4180]

@@KhoaNgo-sr4zq the best result is you could kill the bear.

[@HERESALFI123]

"Look at the fucking size of that thing" I literally laughed so hard.

[@ValCrowe]

As opposed to metaphorically?

[@akshayrathod9557]

That's what she said

[@justamemberofjudahskingdom1522]

​@@akshayrathod9557 "it's so smol"

[@xvxy4441]

Bro, that bear looks like it could swallow several rounds of machine gun fire with no consequences...

[@niccolopaganini4268]

It could probably take 20mm and still walk towards you for a couple seconds

[@xvxy4441]

@@niccolopaganini4268 uh oh

[@niccolopaganini4268]

@@xvxy4441 yeah I exaggerated a bit, but I think it'd still live after a 50 cal. shot depending where it was shot

[@FieryDinoboy1]

@@niccolopaganini4268 Until you get a .505 gibbs out. Can stop a charging rhinoceros dead in its tracks

[@paulallen2804]

@@niccolopaganini4268 highly unlikely, cause you might die from blood loss, since a precise shot from a barett can literally tear your limbs off

[@Minsungix]

I’d really just shit my pants and pass out💀

[@blakeb.8734]

Same. You normally shit yourself after you die. I would just get that part over before hand. You know so I would become a better meal. Quite considerate of me, I know.

[@Minsungix]

@@blakeb.8734 HELP WHAT💀💀

[@Deathworm-eg5lt]

@@Minsungixwhat did they say?

[@Minsungix]

@@Deathworm-eg5lt I don’t know 😭

[@Deathworm-eg5lt]

@@Minsungix I just realised the comment you made was 4 months ago 💀 why I am even asking

[@motv-independentthinkingfo3817]

Yoooo They Stay Hungry So Stay Out Of Their Woods, Smokey Said DON'T PLAY with fire🤣🤣🤣

[@ShahabUddin-ss3bm]

I'd love to see Joe get a bear on his podcast next. 😁

[@scottdavidson526]

😂😂

[@AWildsAdventure]

“Yeah man, I was a terror when I was on earth. They probably call me a Goliath bear or titan bear. Something way cooler than Grizzly” “Well, about that...they really noticed your face 😬” *insert Joe Rogan bear impression*

[@hennysworld2382]

I love that you added the Banjo Tooie theme for this lol

[@georgefonseca5106]

This is from the sequel. Banjo Tooie

[@needaflushot]

holy shit didn't even hear it till I read your comment 🤯🤣

[@hennysworld2382]

@@georgefonseca5106 you are correct. Ima edit my comment. Lol it’s been ages since I’ve played both.

[@mastertrey4683]

Its probably the music you hear when joe rogan enters a room

[@Ap209nda]

Reminds me of going around the hub world for hours,good days

[@moniquemonicat]

I could listen to Rogan speak about BEARS on a loop! He really gets what they're all about.

[@Mico_man]

Besides the fact that "bears eating people is a common occurrence" and "short faced bears probably kept humans from crossing the bearing strait". He at least knows short faced bears existed, so that's a plus I guess (I know I'm nerding out, but I love bears. They aren't mindless killing machines, they generally, polar bears are an exception, pretty passive all things considered.)

[@abetobykakekapetum8828]

I once seen a girl try to pet a black bear, it looked past being a cub but still juvenile and there was 3 of them. The only reason she didn't get mauled as she approached is bc there were 5 or 6 of us there so it only backed away, we all knew it could've ended differently

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Naw tbh black bears are pretty docile

[@stindler4987]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 they still kill people, but yeah in comparison to other bears, very docile.

[@FutureAbe]

saw*

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@stindler4987 sure but its really rare and theres a good chance if you stand ground youll be ok. They certainly can hurt you but uts like coyotes they dont really want too

[@Michael-mn4ef]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 i don't trust those shady fucks

[@slymear]

“but this is why i love MAN” yow fiyah fi dat

[@mikeykanstenpoyy6523]

😂😂😂😂 🇯🇲

[@apexheat6553]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnimeSlaps]

😭😭

[@rainaiyesa9976]

Gæy

[@bjarkiagnarsson]

What?

[@simp.4605]

*"That's why being smart is better then strength bears might have strength but us humans have the knowledge to use and build tools to take them down"* I sound like a teacher💀

[@concernedcitizen4933]

Thank you captain obvious. You also don't sound like a teacher, You sound like a parent explaining something to a toddler.

[@Shaqwukong]

Also: humans are sneaky, vicious opportunistic fuckers that attack in groups... so theres that too lol

[@VicMeep]

​@@concernedcitizen4933Get over yourself.

[@bobbyboyle230]

Wow....thats the answer. Like that is really it.

[@jdevine789]

But they have the speed, resilience strength, natural hunting its yea no if i see any kind of bear im gone i aint gonna fuck around and find out on that one

[@debbieannsmith8962]

Joe Rogan never ceases to make me laugh. His opinion on bears is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😅

[@lo_zephyr_6427]

The desperation of Polar Bears has led to some of the scariest stories from Alaska

[@pizzadahut6073]

I love the banjo kazooie music! Ugggh the nostalgia almost made me cry 😂

[@malluk3065]

For real. One of the best N64 games out there.

[@ivordundic6095]

(Banjo-Tooie hub*) I was dying, so random 😂 Favourite N64 game ever. So underrated. The irony though, Joe talking about bears, and the music is from a game where the main char is a bear😂

[@MadChickenz42]

@@ivordundic6095 I heard it and immediately started laughing. I can even mentally hear the little green dude’s “Burp” sound when they notice and start chasing you.

[@alexking5013]

So hilarious!

[@trippiehippie5262]

Little bear wisdom. You don't play dead with a Grizzly/Brown bear attack, you just make yourself as small and unintimidating as you can. Fighting back usually means you're worth the calories. Edit: should probably also mention this is only for territorial attacks. If it's a predatory attack, pray to whatever higher being you think will listen.

[@greatslavia9662]

Bear:"I fear no man but this guy" **points at Khabib** "this scares me"

[@Leavemealone670]

@@greatslavia9662 khabib would get clapped if that cub wasn’t declawed and domesticated. Dudes lucky it was playing.

[@thegrimreaper9552]

Yes you do play dead. Making yourself look small is for gorillas.

[@trippiehippie5262]

@@thegrimreaper9552 Bro the bear might eat you

[@thegrimreaper9552]

@@trippiehippie5262 No a grizzly wont eat you if you play dead. This is proven because there are a few cases where people played dead and got out much better than they would have otherwise. You are more likely to get eaten if youdo what you said. But this shouldnt even be a topic we need to talk about since bears in general wont attack humans because they learned the risks of attacking us and that uts just not worth it over all.

[@arystorey5063]

Donkey Kong 64 music in the background lol nice

[@MrMLBson09]

I love the Banjo Kazooie theme in the background OP is a real one!!!

[@righthandstep5]

😂me 2

[@mukhtaryaro8627]

I love JR talks on bears he’s so knowledgable and becomes very animated when he talks about them

[@chalkandcheese1868]

Knowledgeable, lmao

[@allmektig3604]

​@@chalkandcheese1868 Hes not wrong about anything when it comes to bears

[@chalkandcheese1868]

@@allmektig3604 I'd stick to the experts and scientists when it comes to the animal world, not some idiot who gets all of his knowledge off KZbin videos.

[@allmektig3604]

@@chalkandcheese1868 He hasn't gotten anything wrong about them

[@chalkandcheese1868]

@@allmektig3604 lmao, they're brown and black and furry and go grrrrrrrr. Yep, he's an expert.

[@nZooGreen7604]

Made a nice coat

[@michaelsuk6440]

Banjo-Kazooie theme playing in the background 😅

[@SheaRecordmetal]

“They found a ways to take that down and make a coat out of it” 😂 that was great!

[@lorrainyhippohernandez4796]

They did it without guns too! Why those who survived where good at getting along together! ❤

[@davec3583]

Joe is so rich I bet he has a team of scientists working 24/7 in an underground lab to bring back the short-faced bear.

[@LordHoward]

“That’s why I love man”

[@mitchellmoncada2012]

Who tf keeps putting Donkey Kong 64 music on all these videos? 😂 Looking at you @The Sigma Life

[@Ghostxzane]

😂😂🤣

[@masoncameron6443]

Thought I was the only one who noticed 😂

[@DingosDancin]

It’s actually from banjo Kazooie

[@christopherlee9039]

@@DingosDancin I was about to say 😆

[@LANGI902]

Haha good ear, love those silly N64 themes

[@Abbie_Loves_John]

I recently revisited the museum/aquarium in Springfield Missouri. They have a replica of a short faced bear attacking a cave man. Sound effects and everything lol. Super cool. Super huge. They also had black, brown and polar bear taxidermy’s, (some in different rooms some together) so it was easy to compare size difference.

[@knownbeforecreation]

Oh I live in MO! What museum? I’d love to visit!

[@Abbie_Loves_John]

@@knownbeforecreation Wonders Of Wildlife National Museum & Aquarium 😊

[@brandongarcia203]

The Banjo&Kazooie is such a fucking nice thing to listen to while talking about bears lmaooo

[@VashTheDamnFiend]

Lol finally found another man of culture, no else has pointed this out

[@danmcqueen5295]

Just sets your toes to tappin don't it?

[@Mar-bt9rr]

Prehistoric mini-boss

[@wellingtonrodrigues7654]

More like the Main boss for a lot of humans back in the day

[@jasdefy4502]

Used the Banjo Kazooie soundtrack 😂, perfection.

[@albvs1]

I was looking for this comment

[@numantine]

Me too😂

[@NainoLoL]

it's from Banjo Tooie actually lmao

[@jaytiafy]

Love the Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie games. Can not not hear Kazooie every time I hear this soundtrack.

[@eiras_1999]

That polar bear just straight up petting the wolf 😂

[@mauritsvandenheede8625]

If only you knew 😬

[@onewingedangelsephiroth1561]

I thought it was a cub the first time 😂

[@V.E.R.O.]

It was a dog that was tied down.

[@V.E.R.O.]

It was a dog that was tied down.

[@user-ss7jx7rr9v]

polar bear ripped that dog apart, it was tied down and no one saved it. the dog laid down and gave up. seconds later the Polar bear ripped it to pieces

[@TheDutchyNL]

The Banjo & Kazooie music lmao

[@gianpalacio5635]

I didn’t know Varys was invited to Joes podcast. I’m interested now

[@SokkaoftheWaterTribe]

I wonder what secrets he knows?

[@oWR3CKL3Zzo]

No thats Robert Kelly he’s a comedian - Literal Jim

[@prowler9124]

Man was clearly castrated and could only spew bullshit nonsense

[@willigoberzerk5546]

@@oWR3CKL3Zzo f**king homerun jim sussss sssssss

[@Zzz-j2f]

@@willigoberzerk5546 YA KNOW WHAT DUUUUUUUDE

[@J-ake]

Loving all these Joe Rogan bear shorts popping up in my feed

[@Appachoppa112]

*last bear dying* “Why the shortface?”

[@atownpronoun]

Grossly underrated comment. May you live forever.

[@Immolate62]

Where Kodiak and Polar bears coexist, Polar bears run for their lives. This is real. Polar bears have comparatively short claws. Kodiaks have huge claws, will kill Polar bears on sight and are just a bit smaller than Polars.

[@greyjay4690]

Lol...they don't co exist.....so not sure where u get your information from. 🙄

[@Immolate62]

@@greyjay4690 you sure about that? Look up the Alutian islands.

[@greyjay4690]

@@Immolate62 then there not Kodiak bears.....Kodiak bears only reside on Kodiak Island....hence KODIAK!

[@Immolate62]

@@greyjay4690 it is rare but Kodiak do occasionally make the 30 mile swim to the mainland. The most common brown bears encountered by polar bears are grizzlies, who also send polar bears packing.

[@babubhai-cm2xo]

The short-faced bear was like ''Forget about your worries and your strife''🤣

[@121slayer]

I would love to see Joe talk with David Attenborough.

[@IDAN100G]

"This is why I love men" 💀

[@SkeddaGarnom]

Thank u for commenting this, I needed to see someone else notice it

[@NotNormal654]

@@SkeddaGarnomHe’s talking about cavemen

[@GmonkeyJ777]

​@@NotNormal654I think the joke is more in the matter of someone saying "off duty" then someone else laughing and saying "Ha! You said Doodie 😂"

[@Rowsy91]

Bears scared the dude gay?😂

[@Truong62809]

@@NotNormal654 did cavewomen ever participate in hunting? Just curious.

[@greenghoul157]

Imagine if ice age human's hunting skills were judged based on the bear they've killed like some kind of skill level rank

[@mohamejd]

That is literally how it worked lol. If you killed a bear you would adquire status and get bithes.

[@ryanwinkler4622]

Yup polar bears are the final boss

[@lehliladevandria5712]

Joe's Therapist: "I'm a little concerned about your Bear obsession...I think we should probably talk about this".

[@arsenalfanrichi]

He already talked to a psychiatrist about it, but he just couldn't Bear it

[@oleyeller3256]

@@arsenalfanrichi Joe couldn't stand his lion ass and went apeshit on him.

[@jpeg.600x2]

@@arsenalfanrichi ☠

[@mozer30]

@@arsenalfanrichi he couldn’t bear the grizzly details

[@arsenalfanrichi]

@@mozer30 That was an awesome Bear joke, Honey.

[@Storyblocks-]

"that is why I love men" .... 💀

[@H.K.5]

He should’ve just said “mankind” lol

[@murphy9924]

When Joe said "imagine that thing running at you" and we both said you're done at the same time. Says alot.

[@maiamiimaiam4343]

Thought it was just I. Lol'n😂😂😂😂

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

"I love men because they kill bears and make coats" Bob Kelly

[@ashmitbajpai390]

No, even with the quotes, you’re getting it wrong lol. He meant he loves men because they *figured out* how to kill a bear and make a coat out of it.

[@Pryde_]

They had to do that

[@Tyshkevich]

Only comfortable snowflakes think that way, in the wild that bear will not think twice about mauling you in a second. And you have the privilege to sit safely behind your screen and say "spare the thing trying to kill us".

[@goldmoutdog19]

You have to admire the ingenuity required to kill something that big with limited tools and against all odds

[@larrydanadavid2435]

@@ashmitbajpai390 Thanks for spelling it out for people that enjoy contextomy.

[@caroldressic4497]

I think the short-faced bear is the Bigfoot that we all know and love.

[@ryanarch9934]

Joe is the real bear man love his stories.

[@alexjavi13ify]

the last line🤣 evolution is a beautiful thing

[@madcyborg1822]

Ah yes, we're monkeys, how beautiful.

[@bungoungo6926]

@@madcyborg1822 if we were ever monkeys the orther monkeys would've caught on and did the same. Besides sharks and alligators should be running the earth if evolution is true. Adaptations however are indisputablely real.

[@alexjavi13ify]

@@madcyborg1822 embrace monke.

[@haydencrowe3024]

@@bungoungo6926 believe the thinking is that we did not evolve from monkey's or apes. But rather, we share a common ancestor.

[@sebi5529]

"That's why i love men"

[@blahblah6497]

I'm supprised he hasn't ever talked about Kodiak Bears. They get like 1,500 lbs and Even bigger. They are the largest brown bear species on earth.

[@_tinman]

He's talked talked about em a bunch lol

[@LordBackuro]

Isn’t a kodiak bear basically a sub species of Brown Bears? Also i don’t think its bigger than a short faced one.

[@montuckyman4982]

@@LordBackuro All the brown bears are one species, grizzly bear. They get huge in warm coastal areas where they eat high calorie salmon and have almost no hibernation period. Interior they tend to be smaller and often meaner.

[@prvt.harumi6821]

​@@LordBackuro short faced arent big

[@fifthlegendfifthlegends6501]

Joe Rogan is fully back. 😂😂 bear stories here I come

[@leocorfield]

"This is why I love man" bro I was thinking the same thing