Joe Rogan & Kelly Slater Freak Out About Crocodiles

[@kareemmander2611]

Imagine trying to climb into a boat to get away from 15 foot crocodiles and your friends start punching you in the face to calm you down lol

[@bloodeagle2234]

lol

[@Mitchonator]

lol

[@starlitshadows]

😳😂

[@erickh82082]

Ha!!!!!

[@Scoobarruu]

This made me laugh mate 😂

[@dashman8499]

Kelly: “You know I was friends with Steve Irwin” Joe: “it’s on a golf course!”

[@dav00ss]

when name dropping goes wrong

[@Kataklusmos1943]

My same thoughts 😂😂😂

[@TSTD_Punisher]

If there is anyone who is going to give no fucks about name dropping it's joe. Dude has had conversations with how many huge names?

[@TontoEpstein]

@@TSTD_Punisher Uh, yeah, name dropping isn't appropriate unless Rogan is the one doing the name dropping.

[@sevenlikethenumber]

Hahahah literly came to the comments to see the hate for that

[@mysteryorc]

If they bumped bald heads a new universe would instantly be created, replacing this one.

[@movieguy7882]

mysteryorc what the fuck dude 😂

[@EdSuavePerez]

😂😂

[@Choc1222]

I’m Hella dead

[@nomorechain]

On god

[@laraoporto1990]

AHHAHAAHHA

[@memesinc5852]

The biggest croc we have ever had in Australia was a Croc named "Solomon" he was about 26-28ft+ and reached that size by digging up thousands of nesting turtle eggs. He was estimated to be over 120+ years old and weighed well over 3000kgs. They reach 20+ foot here on a norm. Its not that crazy to believe.

[@virginiareaper1178]

Damn they even named him.. I didnt know they got that old? Why do animals/creatures that are close to the original Jurassic period animals that were alive with the Dinos seem to age for a loong time?

[@silverwareinthepancakedrawer]

Why isnt he in any record books? Longest verified was Lolong at just over 20 ft

[@mattlawrence1932]

@@silverwareinthepancakedrawer na Lolang was the longest in captivity & only weighed about 2,000lbs , Gustav the African killer Nile Croc from Burundi was the biggest croc ever seen & he killed hundreds of people, Lolong was long but very thin for a 20 ft croc , Gustavo was about 4,000 lbs & 22-23ft , Hippos kill Crocs but Gustavo was so big that he had to eat Bull Hippos & tons of humans just to stay alive & if you watch the documentary, u can see the size of him compared to a 13 ft sitting in front of a 16 ft croc & then Gustavo swims up next to them both just so u can get a real size of him!!!! he's also been shot multiple times with elephant rifles by hunters & also the army & it didn't even penetrate it's hide!!!! Gustavo is a real life man eater & a real life monster!!!!

[@mattlawrence1932]

Gustav is biggest & scarest croc on earth ever video recorded in the wild , so big that they couldn't even capture him with a 30 foot cage!!!!!

[@venom_dave]

@@mattlawrence1932 there’s no video of gustave

[@patricktipton3467]

The two runners up to a Mr. Clean look alike competition talk about crocodiles.

[@Fummy007]

This is killing me lol

[@the6ix665]

sy manny mchale you guys ripped of our Mr Clean with a mr sheen FEEL SHAME

[@greatomeister675]

Wall mart versions

[@sockondik12]

QUALITY COMMENT

[@cosmotect]

fucking gold

[@samm6853]

This guy looks like a default human

[@SixFour504]

😂😂😂 this is too much

[@theofranko1699]

Awww I lost the plot reading this

[@nico3727]

Lmaoooo

[@mateoerwin9692]

Hahaha

[@techspec1803]

And joe looks like his default father 😂😂😂

[@trueamerican3522]

I wish Steve Irwin was still alive and went on the Joe Rogan show. R i p Steve the Legend.

[@thegaminggeneral584]

I think it would be the only episode where Joe Rogan would be the guest on his own show Steve's Personality was so Polarizing

[@_Cato_]

true American That would be the most insane interview ever and it genuinely makes me depressed that we will never get to experience that.

[@shaunragan519]

#steve irwin on joe rogan podcast would break the internet 😂😂😂😂

[@rafox66]

Maybe his son could come on when he's a bit older.

[@tomsugars566]

im from aus and grew up watching his shows, what a legend

[@col.sanders6549]

"It's fun till you get your arm bit off" In the most sad, disappointed voice I've ever heard, "yeah, I guess"

[@matthewmangum6320]

Crocs don’t actually have that ability. They do have the ability to rip a limb off your body with little to no effort. Death roll!

[@niklasdanielsson7954]

0:16 ''An exploratory bite like a great white might'' This guy's out here spitting bars

[@Tjp7624]

Haha! I noticed that, like "when tf did Eminem get there?"

[@fudgenugget2690]

Em? Is that you?

[@cullentaylor6445]

That was sick

[@benm2784]

He’s got those Dr. Seuss bars.

[@gerardorivas2811]

fr fr

[@kotaman232]

These Joe Rogan interviewing Joe Rogan interviews are getting really good.

[@wolferine6466]

Dakota Ortiz very original joke, where did you get it?

[@kotaman232]

@@wolferine6466 My own head before I saw the rest of the comments? Lol

[@Saixjacket]

Hey I lold... hard

[@b.j.heinrichs1954]

hahahahaha i just commented something similar. yours is better. hahah fuck

[@roxanna1971]

Hah

[@sakshambhupal9382]

I really wish i could see Jamie's google search history.

[@mattu1914]

Just a heap of buzz feed, watch mojo and be amazed documentarys. Just the most dog shit channels on youtube.

[@EikottXD]

Hell yeah! Get high and just go through his history.

[@Gigipretty64]

Yeh that’s classified....

[@WafflesNPotholes]

Joe destroying his hard drive at all costs in the event of Jamie’s death has to be in the job description

[@pauliepecans4213]

Never knew I needed something so bad until now

[@itsOnMARS2023]

There is a huge 20ft crocodile in the Adelaide River in Australia called Dominator. Literal monster. If you have ever seen a large saltwater crocodile in a zoo or in a wild setting, the first time you ever see one its a shock to the system, its unbelievable how large they actually grow. There is one in Melbourne Sea Life Center called Pinjarra and he's over 16ft and the girth on him is just fucking huge and you can witness him in all of his glory over there, a 16ft crocodile like him is literally like looking into the eyes of death incarnate! I can't even begin to imagine encountering a 20ft crocodile like Dominator in a wild setting! Truly chilling animal but none the less amazing

[@robinfied7264]

saw him the other day on a boat tour. Magnificent animal!

[@itsOnMARS2023]

@@robinfied7264 I have always wanted to go on that boat trip, one day I guess, I am super jealous! I bet it was absolutely surreal!

[@robinfied7264]

@@itsOnMARS2023 yes it sure was! Whole different story than seeing them in a zoo. Loads of interesting insights from the guides too. Highly reccomend it!

[@billzkarl]

I've seen dominator and Brutus on a boat tour in the Adelaide River in NT. Unbelievable how big they actually are in real life!

[@c3mi979]

Kelly: 2 Pac showed me footage of an alien assassinating John F. Kennedy. Joe: It's on a freaking GoLf CoUrSe!!!

[@izzyrose4111]

C3MI _ CON DEAD ASS

[@pacificexplorer6601]

Look at their heads!

[@BellaZ209]

😂😂😂

[@MikeWoot-swp]

Joe-- "✌😎 RiP B.i.G.💯"

[@joshmartling]

This is a real life Spider-Man pointing meme

[@OKGknife]

Josh Martling lmaoo

[@j-dog7767]

Ha

[@Dylanbolton69]

Josh Martling the fact they’re both wearing white shirts makes it absolutely perfect😂😂

[@aopmark2438]

When

[@teehee5189]

Hahahha yeah I had to do a double take when I looked at the thumbnail

[@fernandovargasmejia740]

His Steve Irwin impression was on point.

[@big-chunguswiththeglizzy685]

Not it wasnt he didnt have a sting ray stuck in his chest like steve

[@colbyb8358]

dirty dan8119 you’re so funny bro. Great joke 😐

[@brandonwindsor5313]

To be fair it's an easier impression to do, but it was still spot on Fernando I agree

[@big-chunguswiththeglizzy685]

That's the only way u can do an accurate impression of him u have q massive sting ray stuck in ur heart

[@colbyb8358]

dirty dan8119 cute

[@BoverdeseKnuttz]

I gotta be honest if I’m in croc infested waters struggling to get back into the boat and you punch me in the face to “calm me down”, I’m pulling you in with me 💀

[@only1swerve]

😂

[@bearcatracing007]

I live in croc country here in Australia, last thing you will be thinking about is pulling someone in the water with you!

[@chrisemerson7743]

@@bearcatracing007 you punch me in the face and I have to disagree!

[@theneet9528]

Croc are attracted to the sound of thrashing water.

[@waynejohnson1786]

Good to know, if I’m ever on a boat in croc infested waters with you and you fall out then almost tip the boat climbing back in; use the paddle to push you in the water so you can’t pull me in with you 😂

[@bonelessthincrust]

I love the Joe Rogan podcast but this needs to be said. When Joe and/or a guest are watching and especially commenting on an image or video up on the screen, *please for the love of fucking god show us what they're looking at.* I don't know whose fault it is or who is to blame for it but fuck man it's annoying as hell to watch two people absolutely mesmerized by something only to never see it yourself or only see a 2 second glimpse of it. 13:58 especially, come the fuck on.

[@MrBillisk]

@@rastarells4769 bullshit it falls under fair use , it's Jamie being high as shit forgetting to hit 1 key on his keyboard to switch scenes on his streaming service.

[@smokey6455]

LMAO Even worse at 14:48 they show us the screen and the video is stopped, just black screen. Smh

[@DiegoJ1023]

Thank you! Exactly what I was thinking

[@EquipmentShedPodcast]

T H I S

[@undakovrist]

Chaoxytal thank u

[@docbainl9504]

*as an Aussie let me say. Steve Irwin is a national treasure. Rest in peace Steve*

[@UpTheCatters]

kellys impersonation was pretty good too haha

[@hmpz36911]

His death was a hard pill to swallow. He was beloved in The States as well.

[@pianomirror4833]

Someone once said to me that Steve Irwin is like Australia's equivalent of Princess Diana, in other words the queen payed the stingray to do it.

[@nodiggity9472]

@@pianomirror4833 If the Queen did it, she'd have got a Crocodile to do it. "Live by the Croc, die by the Croc". Being a Reptilian hybrid, The Queen has a special affinity with Reptiles, and can probably shift into any reptilian form, like her mother could. . One time, the old Queen Mother and Princess Anne were in the Stables at Gatcombe Park, and they went full Velociraptor, and bit the heads off nine Thoroughbreds, two Showjumpers, and an unlucky Stable boy before they were able to shift back. But I don't think the whole reptoid / shapeshifting thing works with Stingrays. Also, Australia's version of Princess Di, is Kylie Minogue. Even I know that, and I'm English.

[@abc-ke2yq]

Yes true wildlife warrior rest in peace Steve the world is a lesser place without him

[@smooothest]

3:00 "I was friends with Steve Irwin, before he passed away." Thanks for clarifying you don't dig him up and pull a Weekend at Bernies.

[@AliceInPantera]

Very underrated comment lmao

[@Eray-fy5bz]

Lol

[@tonyanderson6493]

He may do that lol

[@gregorymonacelli2257]

Ha just what I was thinking

[@Delamthedestroyer]

Best comment.

[@ronisworld2916]

In the Philippines, there was once a crocodile named Lolong. measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb), making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.

[@DamienHanma]

To me, that's a dinosaur. Any reptile over 20 feet, should count as a dino

[@xfadedxxvenomx1428]

Joe “my heads shinier then yours” rogan

[@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405]

I thought he was interviewing himself from the past

[@kushweiser]

DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention makes no sense cuz joe had hair in the past lol

[@richardfriesz3065]

Joe lives in a studio. I doubt he will ever come contact with an elk or salty crock unless he ran one over with his SUV on the way studio.

[@tonyiommi2380]

Kelly: last week I had diner with sauron and Joe Biden in Ethiopia Joe: look at the size of that fooking thing!

[@kamuelalee]

About right

[@MultiChrisjb]

And it was on a golf course!

[@Jadesterification]

Sauron😂

[@JA-ld3it]

Thanks for cutting off the Steve Irwin story joe

[@dylanzrim1011]

Juan Argueta blame that on the weed

[@jessematkin3107]

I was looking forward to hearing that SE Story too

[@Gouki24s_]

Kelly was talking about Hendri Coatzee. The guy was an avid thrill seeker from South Africa and did all kinds of crazy stuff his whole life. He worked as a white water rafter guide and went on a single ride of the River Nile from source till Sea. He even rode down the Congo for 5 months and survived being hunted by cannibal tribes, hippos and crocs. One day 2 pro American kayakers contacted him after he decided to retire because he was getting married and wanted a family etc. He thought he was taking too much risks since he had been doing crazy life or death things for like 15+ years. He was supposed to guide them through the Congo or something I can't remember but initially he was only going to write them an itinerary. He ended up giving in though and decided to go for one more adventure although his fiancee didn't want him to but he promised it would be his last. Long story short he ended up nearly finishing and he got plucked by a croc from his kayak when him and the other 2 made a formation. One was in front, Hendri in the middle and one at the back. They took every precaution they could and Hendri knew everything like the back of his hand but there was a croc that seemed to have been hunting them for a while. By the time it showed itself it was right next to Hendri's kayak. He shouted "oh my God" and it plucked him and he was never seen again. His fiancee was devestated and she was supposed to meet him at a bar/club place on new years eve. She still went for some reason hoping he would just appear but he never did. I recommend everyone watch a video about him on this channel called Final Affliction. It goes super into detail about what happened and about Hendri and his life. Guy was a hell of a person and he was even loved by many locals and villages in these African lands. It is pretty tragic.

[@spawnwear301]

Damn that’s so fucking sad man.

[@Stubysz]

No one's gunna read that

[@danieloneill5452]

​@@Stubysz I did!!!

[@jonathanhalyburton5249]

Me too

[@MM-xz7lk]

@@StubyszI read it.

[@sandmastermaster]

Officer: Did he have any defining characteristics? Victim: No

[@Leggn0]

Underrated comment lol

[@williamvanvoorhis2681]

Officer have you ever played “Hitman”?

[@user-bf5vi6yg8n]

Somewhere between 5’2 and 6’8

[@Kurogumo]

Mr Clean?

[@michapiechowski1810]

I legit fucking wheezed for five seconds. Well done mate

[@Thekaiserwill]

“I was discussing them on the ISS last week with Johnny Depp and Albert Einstein” “It’s on a golf course!!”

[@MikeRosadoGaming]

Jajajaja!

[@tiagoalbus407]

Zeus Knobblewacker 😂

[@enochbergeron9198]

Kelly: I just had dinner last night in space with Elon Musk and Mother Teresa Joe: Wow, my wife packed me a ham sandwich for lunch!

[@MatuIlMito]

Fuckin hilarious

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@Michael P what?

[@notarolemodelpodcast2608]

I like Joe Rogan and that was a hilarious joke😂 even if it's bashing him

[@juliojperezrodriguez2590]

gotta give it to him. he says a related comment to what its been said to avoid interrupting. Thats keeping a conversation open

[@basedredpilled3105]

What is the context to this lmao

[@jonkuiper4703]

Hey Kelly,you just nailed the accent, the way he said "Kelly,Ya gotta feed Agro",fuck me,he sounded like Steve. Well better than any actor I've ever heard trying to speak 'Strine.👍🇦🇺

[@borismuller86]

“Pull up that: EXTINCT GIANT CROCODILE.” - Peak JRE.

[@leonotthelion]

Hahahahha, I love this shit

[@virginiareaper1178]

He really has faith in Jamie, I love it.

[@jtmnavy]

Kelly “Think of the girth” Slater

[@luanzeka9846]

They don't Grow Anything Over 22 Ft & Thats Old Man! I'm an Aussie! Biggest Croc In a Pool Is Named ( The Crock King!) In Africa Type It up!

[@curiousotter2056]

Looool

[@rugby86]

At that moment he said "it's girth", I thought of my! A croc that CHODE like, in the ocean! And they call its GUSS! I'll be happy on dry land thank you.

[@iamjamesmix]

Hey JT, love a bunch of your content. Fancy seeing you here.

[@mynameismynameis666]

clear sign of ass worship

[@koldfya]

Look at the heads on these things

[@russstassin5032]

Lol

[@landonic81]

Dualing thumbs

[@removalman7963]

I was reading this comment wen Joe said the comment🤣

[@htcdaxter762]

Lol this dude is the real mvp

[@gunsnwheels9214]

Best comment without a doubt

[@Spamfish]

As soon as Steve Irwin's name is mentioned, I always tear to tear up. The most inspiring human to ever live. CROCS RULE!

[@shrutefarms4741]

I still think about him all the time

[@REDLINE4WD.]

As an Australian who has seen/hand-fed both alligators and crocodiles. To all Americans who have only seen alligators its like comparing a black bear to a grizzly.

[@Dodgers-sw2uk]

More like a polar bear to a Grizzly

[@Pingaplastica]

We have crocs in the everglades but from what i understand they're a lot smaller than yours

[@BT-su1yf]

It's more like comparing a rabbit to an elephant

[@LS2258]

@@Pingaplastica we currently have the worlds largest living croc

[@saadlatif7448]

@@Pingaplastica yea the saltwater crocodiles make the full grown crocodiles in America look like babies

[@weir-t7y]

Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan

[@Bix12]

and No Rogain

[@Msrandumb]

😂😂😂😂

[@UndeadSon]

Find yourself a woman who talks about you as excitedly as Joe talks about giant man-eating behemoths.

[@KurtwithKnives]

I found that woman! ....for a night

[@Theroadneverending]

Kurt Havoc details?

[@henrygrand695]

I did, but she just said "OH FUCK THAT" and left.

[@crossy8529]

Kurt havoc how much did she cost

[@addisonlacaire4746]

Brock Lesnar

[@noahadams7784]

The biggest accurately measured croc was named Lolong after the man who spent years looking for it only to die of a sudden heart attack just before they captured the croc There’s video of it being captured and it was taken to a run down zoo where it passed from stress due to a terrible habitat. The scariest thing about it was that after being captured and removed from the village people still ended up missing. The villagers said that Lolong wasn’t the killer croc they were looking for and that there was another giant croc far bigger than it still living in the rivers

[@baldieman64]

That's somewhat debatable. Lolong was certainly the biggest crocodile to be held in captivity and measured at 6.17m. There are however accounts of much bigger crocs from the Sundarbans, as well as Australia, where Krystyna 'Krys' Pawlowski shot an 8.6-metre monster in 1957 on the McCarther Bank in the Norman River, Queensland.

[@JJJBunney001]

@baldieman64 yeah but most experts and anyone with a brain knows that croc isn't that big

[@tomatofaceddisgrace]

Lolong means grandpa

[@ustaz_abu_jan]

@@JJJBunney001 lolong brother bigger than lolong the witdh between his eyes so wide even from far away he's definitely a monster

[@IamSonyanddumb]

Spiderman2Playstation5< Who swims with crocs? Superman???

[@maxandmols9526]

I just love how excited Joe get about everything.. I need his enthusiasm in my life.

[@dammaguy1286]

Hes just in love with wild stuff

[@ohio72213]

He's talking to his son of course he is excited

[@ghostwiththecrows3230]

What time do you get off my beautiful?

[@M3333C]

Youd be excited about everything too if u got paid 500 million to talk about crocodiles and UFOs

[@TaticusKgore]

​@@dammaguy1286 this!. It's a incredible feeling to be passionate about something. Sad a lot of people don't have that .😢

[@bassekaman8315]

1080p Joe Rogan vs 144p Joe Rogan

[@broskiproductions49]

💀

[@AZTR0XZOMB1E]

😂

[@DropkickNation]

FFS DUDE! 😂😂😂

[@basselyasser7673]

LITERALLY DYING BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thenomadlobo]

💀💀💀💀

[@supercalafragulisticexpeal6850]

Haaahaa! Joe is just blatantly ignoring Kelly’s constant name dropping.. 😁

[@wce05308]

Joe isn't a good listener at the best of times. He only hears what he wants to hear coz his brain is cooked.

[@supercalafragulisticexpeal6850]

308wce 05 He is very intelligent. Far from having a “cooked” brain. Stop the pot stereotyping.

[@wce05308]

@@supercalafragulisticexpeal6850 who said anything about pot? It's all the other chemical shit he takes. Don't assume champ.

[@finncockings4463]

308wce 05 the only other thing he takes are psychedelics and they're actually not very neurotoxic at all

[@wce05308]

@@finncockings4463 what about the cocaine?

[@domcagney2352]

I love how Kelly pauses in the middle of his story to essentially be like “just FYI I am absolutely killing it rn” 🤣

[@PartiallyC0rrect]

I loved that😂

[@ocruadlaoic]

The meeting of the domes

[@hutterchan]

LOL

[@Saurus990]

When you make a podcast with both of your thumbs.

[@johnbotelho3453]

That's a nice pair of domes

[@AVALARMusicOfficial]

Joe Rogan and white sWooZie freak out about crocs

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!

[@Paradoxikality]

I thought there were 2 Joe's in the thumbnail at first.

[@glo5199]

May the real Slim Joe please stand up? No? ill stop..😂

[@scheve332]

Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan, recommended podcast...

[@scheve332]

Like a ball of meat, that gives butter

[@adamimberti6948]

Weird, I thought it was 2 thumbs in the thumbnail.

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!

[@shanebonin6048]

Kelly Slater is on point with his accent's

[@Holmesy89]

Helps when majority of your colleagues are Aussies

[@sumirishguy22]

You're off point with your apostrophes

[@shanebonin6048]

THANK YOU FOR THE CRITICISM SIR!

[@shanebonin6048]

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER SIR!!

[@Blackflre]

Shane Bonin shouldn't you have a question mark there? :)

[@nothappygilmore7634]

How do people not like Joe Rogan. His show is great.

[@apmm4209]

16 feet wide back crocodile! An angler's tale if I ever heard one !

[@youlookprettygud4067]

I think he meant girth, meaning all the way around, not the width of the back

[@evab.6240]

he had *this much* between the eyes..

[@bobbybacon3478]

Imagine how much energy it takes to be amazed by every single thing

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Yeah but the world is amazing. Especially when you're rich with a lot of free time.

[@heightdevil]

That's what a ton of psychedelics will do. Really has a way of making little things more important.

[@lalaland2107]

@@heightdevil some people are also naturally curious

[@bigiron7547]

@@st4ne4rmthevill63 wtf do you mean rich with lots of free time ??? Do u realize how stupid that comment is ? They are literally just talking to each other and surfing the Internet lmao They aren’t rich for no reason and they probably don’t have all that much free time even joe Rogan doesn’t he’s probably a very busy person all your lazy ass sees is clip after clip after clip on KZbin and u probably think oh durrrrrrr joe Rogan durrrr just talks all day durrrrrr

[@publiusventidiusbassus1232]

@@bigiron7547 I think he just meant that being rich allows you to appreciate the beauty of the world in more detail, since you now have the resources and time to experience it more thoroughly.

[@nodiggity9472]

There's amazing footage of Nile Crocs from this cameraman who had a theory that Nile Crocs only ever take their prey from the surface. So he tested his theory by diving unprotected in the Okinawi delta to film these big Niles. Twenty footers, some of them. When he was swimming along underwater, those Crocs just ignored him completely. They'd just swim right past, or lie there not moving. Nile Crocodiles are hardwired to take their prey from the surface, where their evolutionary advantages are at optimum functionality. Underwater, you're just another log.

[@rasher6290]

Check out "Gustav" on youtube

[@Woe609]

Swear I saw this on river monsters

[@skad2485]

@@Woe609 he did this with piranhas, same story

[@jakeyb6453]

@@skad2485 Piranha will not attack during the wet season but will attack during the dry season when they find themselves in ever shrinking pools of water where available food sources soon disappear, then they turn on each other. The natives will not go in these pools during the dry season..

[@nodiggity9472]

@@jakeyb6453 I think the main factor with GWS attacks on humans isn't so much depth, its because swimmers, surfers and (to a lesser extent) divers are often mistaken for Seals, especially by juvenile animals. As soon as a White Shark establishes that we're *not* some kind of Seal, their interest usually tails off into simple curiosity. Once they've processed the "Food/Not food" and the "Threat/No threat" part of any interaction, the Shark's propensity to bite drops to virtually zero. And because the White Shark is a much more specialised feeder than the Tiger or Bull Shark, we're not really on the menu to Whites. The only other reason it might bite, is if you attack it. They're not particularly territorial, or opportunist feeders like Tigers, or all hopped up on testosterone, rage and hatred for all other life forms like the Bull Shark. Grab the dorsal fin of a passing Bull Shark or a Tiger Shark, they *will* eat you. A White Shark will just tow you around like you were a big fat Remora.

[@elliotandcasey]

Kelly casually did both an Australian and South African accent really well.

[@Nero-ox5tw]

"He saw a crocodile from 1km away and estimated it was 29 feet long." Yeah okay mate.

[@m1xedp1ckle]

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" Australian proverb

[@MikeRosadoGaming]

It could have been bigger.

[@thehellyousay]

Biggest croc on record was over 27' long. They know how long it was because they were able to measure it after the running boat motor it tried to eat killed it. As for being able to estimate size from a distance, it is a learnable skill. It's a part of military training in fact.

[@thehellyousay]

@Daniel Giummule The first thing that comes up googling longest Croc in the world is a picture of the largest Croc in captivity, a 20' male.

[@broke123]

I’d imagine the Aussie was having a lend of Kelly haha. We do love to shit stir Americans sometimes

[@ghostfires]

Joe Rogan talks his younger self out of getting a hair transplant

[@rleal12317]

that guy is only 5 years younger than joe

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!

[@smokemortal6699]

Vinny bullshit, prohet expixitly said, you can’t marry a woman before she is out of her pubirty and you cant even watch a women before you marry her.. stop the bs

[@borismuller86]

Vinny what’s the relevance?

[@koldfya]

Lol head scars, as by Mersh

[@trowuabeatin]

The croc that Kelly is talking about that is reputed to have eaten as many as 300 villagers is named “Gustave” and was estimated to be in the 18-19 foot range back in 2004. If still alive, he’d be about 75 years old and at least 20-25 feet long which is absolutely huge for a “Nile” Crocodile

[@sippaadanklife5000]

He has to be still alive

[@JohnDoe-od6xk]

Steve Iwrin one of the bravest people walked the Earth. But he was a great human being! RIP.

[@datawizard130]

Alligators are naturally shy creatures and only attack if provoked or cross their marked territory. Crocs are the more aggressively dangerous ones.

[@friedmotherboards2395]

I'm A Nice Guy Reptiles also don’t stop growing.

[@fantasma.b]

Just moved to FL good to know

[@kevinm2832]

Fish eater vs mammal eater too. One sees us as food, the other doesn't.

[@XxRestlessGamerxX]

@@fantasma.b you got bigger problems if you're moving to FL. Good luck...

[@LB_die_Kaapie]

Crocs are also bigger stronger and faster

[@NicholasCantu1225]

Didn’t know Johnny Sins knew so much about crocs

[@fudgenugget2690]

LOL

[@swagcandy2576]

Sins is a master of all trades

[@allnamesaretakenb4]

If he believes theres a 28 ft croc out there, he doesnt know squat about crocs.

[@BLINC606]

I came into this video knowing “they’re dinosaurs” would be said.

[@ryanhamm5150]

you tg

[@jrodowens]

And yet, rarely - if ever - do you hear this said about any birds, despite the fact that its TRUE and there ARE some birds who even resemble the public's perception of dinosaurs in an obvious way (thinking of the Cassowary or any ratite and even herons, storks, etc) and that all birds do to the informed observer (pay attention to that robin next time as he runs and hops along the ground, and look closely at any birds legs/feet.) Crocodile-line archosaurs in the Mesozoic itself only occasionally resembled today's aquatic ambush hunters, with great diversity of form and shape.. fully terrestrial forms included vaguely tyrannosaur-looking bipedal apex predators to fast-moving, sleek forms about the size of a fox. There were fully marine animals with evolved 'flippers' and back on land there were multiple lines from the Triassic to Cretaceous that evolved herbivorous diets (and usually stout armour.) In fact, those who find dinosaurs interesting should not overlook their fascinating archosaur cousins!

[@jrodowens]

@Paul B Haha, apologies to any who found it long-winded and overwrought, so-to-speak. I have a great passion for the topic (and various topics in biology and also history), and always hope to stir the same in others. Not to bore or act as a know-it-all, though perhaps that is how it may be perceived at times.

[@RACETOTHEFINISH7]

Ted Brogan I learned something new! Cool information 😄 I always like learning about these topics. Thank you for sharing!

[@TheRastacabbage]

@@jrodowens I collect the eggs from my Tyrannosaurus Rex's in the backyard every couple of days

[@GbawlZ]

I rode on a bike trail called Shark Valley in the Everglades where I encountered nothing shy of 100 alligators. As long as you're on land, they seem totally uninterested, unless you fall on top of them. They seem like lazy opportunists. On the other hand, I was watching the crocodile hunter Netflix series and you can tell that Australian crocodiles are actively aggressive, they're much scarier.

[@dakotabreacher1450]

Alligators and crocodiles don't stop growing until they die

[@missionpupa]

Pretty much like Americans.

[@timothymcjury72]

Burundi along the Nile had a Nile crocodile presumed 27 feet or so and if you watch the documentary it was fucking huge! They couldn’t catch it but the size of the thing compared to the other crocs was like holy crap.Estimated to be 100 years old or something. They can live a long time in the right environment with the right food it was eating cows and hippos and then people ...a lot of people it’s why the doc was made. But yes alligators and crocodiles don’t stop growing if it’s huge it’s also old.

[@davebird8332]

@@missionpupa lol. Good one buddy!

[@-.-4827]

same with sharks

[@alanbstard4]

@@timothymcjury72 Gustave is about 20 feet

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

This dude needs to stop saying "girth." 😂

[@andjustjizzforall]

Was waiting for him to call the 15x15 foot sharks chodes

[@dcollier6701]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@IRISH LAD hey man you're the one who thinks about dick as soon as you hear the word girth

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@IRISH LAD well couldn't you argue that the guy who immediately thinks of dick seems more gay than the guy who is just using a word?

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@IRISH LAD it's the context of the word that matters. And it isnt like there is a good replacement for the word girth. Do you want him to say thick instead?

[@CoolCoyote]

only thing stopping crocs size is food, same as anacondas those large cold blooded animals never stop growing, they just get older and die. Nile crocodile live to over 80 years, however the aussie Crocs 'saltys' live to over 100 years old and grow to over 8 metres and weigh almost twice as much as the nile crocs 1.6 tons

[@KurtMarcize67]

Joe “ pull up that extinct crocodile “ Rogan

[@postersandstuff]

Schnappi , das kleine krokodil song :p

[@kaien800]

Sarchosuchus

[@MDCGaming87]

When you're creating a wrestler in WWE 2K and keep the "default male 6" setting.

[@whyishow]

That's the best Aussie accent from an American I've ever heard 😂 Now if he can do a Kiwi one I'd be truly impressed.

[@TangoNevada]

Kiwi's are just Aussie Light.

[@whyishow]

@@TangoNevada As a kiwi I take offense, sir

[@Anonymous6225]

He obviously hangs out with a lot of Aussie surfers. New Zealand is just a state of Australia and we just let them call themselves a country cos it's cute.

[@TangoNevada]

Ben M I know, and I was just kidding. I worked on a lot of Yachts with Kiwi Captains. Mad Respect for them. I'm (Obviously) American, but the Kiwi's opened me up to the rivalry, so I am just playing.

[@whyishow]

@@TangoNevada That's cool. I'm actually not that nationalistic even though I like living there. I say there because I'm in Chicago rn.

[@joshdickerson2085]

As a commercial fisherman and aussie I can assure you that after a certain size the girth starts catching up with the length really quickly, even a healthy little 5m white pointer is atleast 3m wide in the body, and salt water crocs grow rather similarly

[@XIANBLACK]

Watching these two interact is like watching a live action Thumb War!

[@Msrandumb]

😂😂😂😂

[@garretlovelace6576]

Just watched joe interview himself

[@toucan4207]

Eff tee Pee I watched that before and it was fuckin worth it. Best thing I have ever watched

[@squid_fish]

RIP Hendrick Coetzee, the kayaker in the story. “Kadoma” is a film about it. ✌️

[@ludmillagutomo]

it's strange that i watched this on dec 7, 2019. hendrik coetzee died dec 7, 2010..

[@allwhitebuffiesgotthehoesw8967]

Yes and he told the story completely wrong.

[@jinkzava]

@@allwhitebuffiesgotthehoesw8967 how does the story actually go

[@WickN]

Have access to the film by chance? It was taken down from everywhere it looks like

[@rudismith1975]

Slater's South African accent had me on the floor, its spot on.

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

"Back when ppl were full of shit" lmao when did this change

[@davidwarren719]

When they started internetting

[@missionpupa]

When we invented cameras and now smartphones, and yea the internet, because people are more connected, people believe less idiotic things now. Imagine 50 years ago when someone who lives in the other town claimed they saw a 50 foot crocodile. I bet most people would believe it. Simply because they really dont know how big crocodiles get. Now we have access to information easily, and you do that shit on youtube and you will have 1000 pseudo intellectuals in the comment section telling you its fake.

[@Dante_S550_Turbo]

before formal records, photography, video, peer reviewed sources.

[@HejLala]

Should've said "Back when ppl could get away with being full of shit"

[@Bitchesgivehigh5s]

When cameras werent as portable. It was word of mouth. Taking that picture in black and white was lugging around alot of equipment.

[@TheJuniorAce]

"15 feet across the back" that's whale dimensions, there can't possibly be a crocodile that wide, that's nonsense

[@samuelmatheson9655]

they existed at one point, they can exist again

[@danktoasties8488]

@Joel T Only 5% of the ocean has been explored fam, i'd take that bet. You don't know what's out there lurking beneath the water, you can't see that shit. I guarantee there's crocs that big and much more

[@TheJuniorAce]

@Globglogabgolab 2.0 biped? also measuring a blue whale's width compared to its length they seem to be maximum 15 feet across. BLUE WHALE

[@TheJuniorAce]

@Globglogabgolab 2.0 alligators aren't blue whales OR crocodiles

[@garydutton1112]

it is exaggerated, but never the less I've seen a croc at hartley crocodile farm in cairns Australia that I swear could have been 2 meters across the back. I hate that they won't say it on their website but the fucker was chunky as fuck that's for sure lmao

[@darthrevan-]

The guys crocodile there talking about is called Gustave thought to have killed over 300 people and is about 21 feet and also has bullet hole wounds from a rifle

[@gunner2225]

Lots or real footage too

[@sauron1414]

Lots of bullets holes, and got shot by an rpg, although it didn’t directly hit him.

[@loganlockard-nordman8472]

gustave is only 18 ft and lolong the biggest recorded croc was 20 feet long so to say theres something 10 ft bigger is kind of ridiculous without video evidence of the sheer size of this best cuz that means its also bigger then any great white recorded as well

[@darthrevan-]

@@loganlockard-nordman8472 my bad I read that he was 21 feet

[@jake3938]

@@loganlockard-nordman8472 we haven’t explored enough to know for sure. And we’ve been taking records for not that long.

[@tombruncker7013]

As an Australian I’ve only seen Crocs in Central and North Queensland (Mackay, Proserpine and the Daintree river north of Cairns) and I can say the biggest one I’ve seen was probs about 5 meters, the rest I’ve seen were probably about 3-4.5 meters. I think the ones we have in Queensland may be smaller than the ones in the Northern Territory and the Kimberly in WA but don’t quote me

[@seanmcbrearty1365]

Globally Crocs kill 1,000 people a year

[@elenperry]

I was actually with Samuel L Jackson 3 weeks ago in Paris

[@Blinkonceifyougay]

F.offandstopasking mequestions it’s on the Golf course!!!!

[@mrtwist7451]

Love how he compliments his own story telling

[@GameTime-yj6qv]

Right? I need to do that. And tell a joke and halfway through it say that I'm telling a really funny joke

[@antonkjellman1960]

Hes such a douche

[@Gouki24s_]

Thing is, he told the story wrong😂

[@luluruckus55]

LOL

[@karinarich5600]

Joe “I wonder if sharks do DMT” Rogan

[@duanchamp1988]

Lol...rolling...DID HE SAY THAT LOL.....its entirely possible.

[@edrash1]

@@duanchamp1988 Joe "elk meat is vegan" Rogan

[@duanchamp1988]

@@edrash1 lol

[@godsrevolver9737]

This is not funny anymore. Like at all.

[@jeffjones7108]

I've lived in far North Western Australia and I've heard the story of the giant croc spotted by helicopter. I don't know if it's true or not but I know a lot of the locals believe it. One theory is that it spends most of its time in PNG and only swims down every now and then to breed. With the proliferation of drones though it seems increasingly unlikely that nobody has caught footage of it.

[@allnamesaretakenb4]

Its not true. If there was a 28 ft croc, we wouldve known.

[@nismail9228]

Kelly “I golfed with Samuel L Jackson” Slater

[@zacharyfallahee]

There it is

[@thepaperstaggering]

Yeah, that’s how it is in Los Angeles. Everybody namedrops. Annoying af.

[@nitupsar]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 05:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joe really visualized that scenario!!!!

[@kylein9869]

Look like he came in his pants

[@ustaz_abu_jan]

Which one is joe?

[@pauliechumpus4137]

​@@ustaz_abu_janthe bald one in the white t shirt

[@htxfrettir7065]

☠️☠️☠️

[@JizzyPres]

​​@@pauliechumpus4137wtf why are you lying? Just want to be funny i guess... dont listen to him. Joe is the croc.

[@Reyiskillingit]

NOBODY: KELLY SLATER: BUT DO YOU SEE THE GIRTH?

[@wordtomymothersdu-rag7308]

A.I. Emperor Of Humans 🤣

[@flystraight7994]

I'm the 300th LIKE for your immortal comment

[@harveyschindler9554]

The longest alligator caught in Louisiana was claimed to be 21’. That was back early 20th century, they were logging in pearl river basin. I’ve seen 14* footers, so I would think there could be some crocs pushing 30’. These guys seem to be confusing girth with width. If it was 15’wide and long, it would look like a box.

[@drdre4397]

He said 28 long and 15 wide, at no point did they ever mention a 15x15 croc...

[@harveyschindler9554]

Ok, I listened to it again, I mixed up they were talking about the 15 footers then about the 28 footer. I still do not see a 15’ wide crocodile. The guy who was telling them the story, the closest he got was a kilometer. Even with the people in the helicopter, I still don’t see it being half as wide as long.

[@MrPYool]

@10:14 Nails the white South African accent. LMFAO

[@tristan8823]

"brew" hahah...

[@majcry4188]

"Look at how big it is!" We cant, Joe, we cant...

[@lacari0805]

This guy be like: “I was filming a porno with Kim Jon Un and the Rock and Michael Jackson yesterday”

[@wondermcthunder8835]

lacari0 hahahahaha

[@SB-dh9sb]

Bruh

[@backwardsbrain2255]

Joe: Wow, so anyway *it’s on a golf course*

[@depressedorca7995]

@@backwardsbrain2255 So it’s a golf intercourse?

[@marcovargas4483]

I would watch almost any porno with Kelly in it. Good lord, he's handsome.

[@joshuadelawrence7291]

The largest one ever officially measured was Lolong, who was a saltwater crocodile who measured 20 feet 3 inches long and weighed 2,370 pounds.

[@DJPopaZoukero]

I would have loved to have Steve Irwin on this show :(

[@gregmadore6365]

It's crazy that hippos kill more people then crocodiles

[@d.j.williams4978]

And coconuts

[@dshiznit12a]

Crazy mate have you ever tried DMT

[@matthewcoppola6210]

Than*...not then.

[@presence9745]

That's because hippos are just fucking mean😁😒

[@firecrakka]

Fat bitches be crazy.

[@gloriouswaifu895]

Anyone else remember kelly slater pro surfer the video game

[@dilldell4722]

Glorious Waifu 89 Yea. If i remember right it sucked ass though lol

[@Scrugglez]

Shane Dell dat shit went hard lol

[@NicknLex]

I loved that game. Had it on PC and played it with a gamepad. Pretty much played like a tony hawk game. Unlocked everything. Slater was my idol as a teen when I would go surging everyday.

[@3rdcoastnyucka]

Yes. I moved from being near the ocean to West Texas for school. I would play this game to compensate for lack of surf.

[@NicknLex]

@@3rdcoastnyucka Yeah I move to the city too. Loved the tunes I the game. Specially Jack Johnson.

[@qwer58j]

Crocodiles don't stop increasing in size until they die and crocodiles are immune to the effects of age. So in theory crocodiles can grow to be as big as Godzilla.

[@kuzt3789]

How can you be immunine to the effects of time itself? Seems super interesting

[@The101Point1]

You're not wrong

[@kgisabeast]

I think lobsters are the same way

[@grimmerjxcts2206]

@@kuzt3789 they don't Age like humans

[@The-GreenHornet]

BS!

[@lost_in-da_sauce]

I was dipping my fingers in the alligator gar tank at the Springfield Bass Pro and the biggest one turned and started heading towards me. Haven't messed with them since

[@foxglow6798]

I hope you know that, had it got you, you would have deserved it.

[@foxglow6798]

@Grim Reaper this changes nothing

[@snoop4470]

That gar is gonna Hunt you for the rest of your days.

[@catfishchris1]

Gar won’t kill you but it’ll take a finger or cut you the fuck up

[@RubinRudeboyCarter]

Tristan C shut up u bellend

[@seanh2115]

The croc they are talking about is gustave. He lived or still lives in the burundi river . And is rumored to have killed 300+.

[@V19-g9i]

Sean H did he get a air strike?

[@Spodo_Komodo]

K/D of an African warlord

[@snicker12]

+Christopher Palmer - Actually, that aspect could a pretty helpful thing right there. Instead of burning the body or waiting for it to decompose, you just feed it to Gustave. Kind of like how ants and cockroaches clean up the crumbs and garbage in your house.

[@CodyG19947]

That’s one hell of a kill streak

[@paulievalmadre2691]

Yeah Gustave was 6 metres maybe 6 -1/2 metres The Savanna King and the one Kelly mentioned in Australia were 8+ metres They would Eat any Nile River Crocodile's.or any other crocodile species.

[@teeth87]

Kelly Skater is that one guy in every pub who has magical stories to tell.

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Bullshit magical stories

[@gregstephens361]

I thought Kelly was a bit smarter than to even mention sizes like this ,on media

[@JustinWilliams-ud1lw]

We catch alligator gar in Alabama too , I’ve hooked some too big to land without shooting or cutting the line

[@adriankelly350]

The croc Kelly fed Agro was and still is Steve’s biggest croc but also steves best mate. He was the most friendliest salt water croc in the world he always used to tell everyone. Still a beast , but a croc half agros size in the wild waaaaay more dangerous

[@s.storumus8620]

5:14 - 5:19 Joe holding back a nut

[@kubamaldonado2476]

7:45 he finished the deed

[@bossboy191919]

@@kubamaldonado2476 Both of you, stop it 😂😂

[@ma-saracen]

i just skiped to 1:18 i thought he lost his arms in a crocodile attack

[@dylanjohnson2327]

Maze Music i can't stop laughing at this shit

[@Draven_1]

LMAAOOOOO

[@samanthawinstead4578]

Crocodiles never stop growing, they slow down at a certain point but they never stop growing, and can like for over a hundred years sooo that would make a pretty big croc.

[@desiderata1988]

Golfing with S.L Jackson?? Joe is like: No man. Not interested. Let's get back to the subject

[@ipwndrums]

lmfaoo i found that so funny for some reason

[@slappos85]

Habitual name dropper

[@gt2e]

hahaha some buzz off that. Nope. joe didnt give a fuck about samuel l jackson. Pure stoner mad to talk about scaly creatures and possible scenarios

[@1memphisskater1]

Joes ego is too fragile for his Sam L Jackson story : /

[@DKluvTALZY]

@@1memphisskater1 joe regularly casually dismisses compliments by guests. He clearly has no ego.

[@stuarthur1542]

Kelly "name drop" Slater

[@brandonwindsor5313]

@@tomw485 Thank you

[@TSTD_Punisher]

@@tomw485 if it's constant enough to become stereotypical it comes off as an insecurity and regardless of intent it's annoying. We get you're famous, but you're talking to joe fucking rogan. Dude smoked a joint with Elon Musk i doubt he cares too much about golfing with mace windu

[@bonginkosinkosi8546]

"I think I'm telling this story pretty good because I read it like five times" 😂 that is one way to convince someone you're not lying 😂

[@Trollololololful]

Joe literally said he was going to tell the same story.

[@Technoirz]

Lol that means he consistently lies everytime he opens he’s mouth and gets caught.

[@NoU-pf8fc]

But then again Joe was gonna tell the same story so jokes on you he wasn’t lying lol 😂

[@andrewrobinson8199]

Thats not at all what he is saying, he is saying he believes he is relaying the story correctly because he read it like 5 times not that its in any way true 🤡

[@nigh7blood795]

You'd think that interrupting your own story, to brag about how good you are at telling the story, isn't a very good way to tell the story.

[@fritzeder1847]

There is a saying at Lake Nassr - Egpt: If someone falls of a tourist boat, they do not even stop the boat...

[@harrycicero263]

Crocs die from starvation. They don't stop growing. Big ones eat other crocs. It's why they also attack people. Hungry af

[@smiley4995]

Harry Cicero that's some deviljho stuff right there...

[@theItalianshamrock]

Dont fat shame crocs.. they have feelings too

[@EngelbertHumperdinck86]

hungry like the woof.

[@AMkoreann]

The perfect killing machine

[@pauljamesnolan]

Don’t stop growing = False