Joe Rogan | The New Jersey UFO Phenomenon w/Joey Diaz

[@tindlevibes4680]

The only guy that says please to Jamie.

[@ashokkudtarkar6456]

Tindle Vibes reminds me of zizeks friendly boss joke. I don’t know what to make of it.

[@RoxanneJ]

So nice of him!

[@doublecupz]

Tindle Vibes I love it

[@goony2703]

@Lee McDonald he's not really rude it's just comedy lol. He's like that friend that's always bustin people's balls but he's polite when he needs to be.

[@PastorOfMuppets74]

Lol. Gavin McIness "Hey nerd"

[@kanesmith2855]

Joey: look it up Jamie please, if you got a minute I dont want to be rude. Joe: Jamie pull that up

[@troynelson8896]

Joe is paying Jamie. Joey isn't.

[@kanesmith2855]

@@troynelson8896 manners cost nothing

[@angelquizhpe2473]

Kane Smith Joes not being an asshole about it though, it’s just he’s not thinking about it in the moment and there is nothing wrong with that. Especially if he’s paying Jaime.

[@angelquizhpe2473]

Not saying you said he was being an asshole about it btw

[@18aplateindoors]

Kane Smith doesn’t it have to do with copyrights

[@joeblack2534]

The way Joey spoke to Jamie instantly made me like him more 👍👍

[@Vyral714]

Yeah Young Jamie is the shit. So is Joey

[@joeblack2534]

@@Vyral714 I know nothing about Jamie, It's just i've seen some guests talk to him like shit,,, I also know little about Joey :)

[@Vyral714]

@@joeblack2534 Really? Do you remember who?

[@joeblack2534]

@@Vyral714 No idea fella]

[@EP1CY0SHI]

I thought he was being sarcastic lol like asking somebody who’s sitting around to do there job that they get paid to do

[@annohalloran6020]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure. We could listen to him all day.

[@MrSkater169]

Dude is a great story teller

[@v.e.x.e.d9354]

He hasn’t cleared his throat since the time of birth

[@ceez8731]

@@v.e.x.e.d9354 lmfao

[@ceez8731]

yes that he is

[@Gblonkers]

Rattles off a story like nobodies business sipping a cup of tea

[@kubo1940]

Joey diaz has not cleared his throat in 56 years

[@TehUltimateSnake]

7:52

[@kubo1940]

TehUltimateSnake that was a cough

[@jzurita6186]

😂😂😂😂 dead ass

[@xeokym223]

😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@joshualarue1624]

I laughed so hard at that

[@philthytanks4952]

I hate when they’re all viewing something on their screen but don’t show us lol

[@kevinjohnson7300]

I feel so left out

[@aidanschmidt8718]

that rly bothers me, all the fuckin time

[@SunshineStrickland]

James Stone ikr. If I wanted to listen to something I couldn’t see, I wouldn’t be on KZbin Cocksuckas.

[@maxkeane2545]

They can’t show a lot of things due to copyright but it’s a brunch of ass I wanna see tht shit

[@lemasterpainting2395]

Yeah... I hate it!

[@johnwaynebadass1586]

"Look it up Jamie, please.. not to be rude. " well that's nice for a change.

[@ghostofkevin6316]

street ethics . white people dont know about that .

[@RaVisions]

@The Nard Dog hes right tho

[@longshorts7148]

Hes baked

[@starmorpheus]

@@almightyfonics LA is a shit hole, everyone and everything there is literal donkey excrement

[@piotrswat169]

John Wayne Bad ass I think he gets paid for all that hard work

[@georgea.9684]

I’m sixty years old, and here to verify Joey’s story. I remember it and it’s all true exactly as he stated. Landed in the park and supposedly took soil samples. I was just a kid but remember it all. For weeks after wards all the local kids were dressing up like aliens by wrapping ourselves n tin foil and running around the park scaring motorists. It was a wild time man! 😂

[@georgea.9684]

@@dannybarras5993 can’t argue with that . . . 😂

[@boostedb18b14]

If that's true, great. But I don't think a single person believes you.

[@georgea.9684]

@@boostedb18b14 First off, I’m not claiming the UFO actually landed there - I don’t know whether one actually did or not - what I am saying is that what he said is true, one supposedly did and it was a very widely circulated story in the local area. Secondly, 193 upvotes to date say that more than a single person did believe me, so basically you can GFY. . . 😁👍🏻

[@evanmcgeorge9942]

​@@boostedb18b14 I do lol

[@cmen6895]

@@boostedb18b14 Who gives a fuck what you think though bud

[@Stigs722]

Imagine Joey Diaz talking to an alien. “Let me tell you about that time I was a burglar”

[@andrewbowyer5043]

"Barbie Benton's got a beautiful bush, it's perfect"

[@noirpxp_9751]

burgalah

[@kathrynmcelroy5658]

LMFAO.

[@potterj09]

Kidnapped ET and Elliott with a machinegun.

[@RRswag70]

Nashville 96 I robbed a guy for 2 8 balls and stole his ol ladys asshole for a night dawg. Tremendous.

[@julyasa8095]

Joey diaz sound like a diesel engine.

[@dhotnessmcawesome9747]

Joey Diaz IS a diesel engine.

[@hectormorones8733]

Lmaooo

[@bran2355]

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[@Jova]

joey diazel

[@datbooty]

Lmaoo

[@BennysGamingAttic]

Joey: "Look it up Jamie, please. Not to be rude." Alex Jones: "LOOK IT UP!"

[@stevonico]

Eddie Bravo:”LOOK INTO IT”

[@cnvq8833]

Alex Jones?

[@apollo1573]

Why’d you comment this on this video???

[@astral8132]

Apollo because Joey says that in this video 🤦‍♂️

[@petterhouting7484]

Search engine:

[@6XXyeahdudeXX9]

"You heard the organ music" I dont know why I'm laughing so hard at that

[@Stacy_SJA]

Mmm..mm…mmmm 😂

[@THConnectionz]

That was the funniest thing I heard in a long time 🤣

[@christianrivera0712]

OOOOOUUUUU

[@ketinjerkela6973]

same 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😅

[@redpillrepublic]

Aliens see Joe Rogan when they smoke DMT

[@menace3583]

@@wesker1079 uhhhh....okayyy???

[@redpillrepublic]

@@wesker1079 420 minutes and 69 seconds

[@robertc6701]

Hahahahahhahahaha

[@casinodave856]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@BIGMONEYPLAYER1]

They see Alex jones

[@sifurobinson1108]

I actually live in North Bergen, NJ, and the spot where this thing landed is still there, grass will not grow in that spot. This story for what it is worth, I believe it to be true.

[@cockandballtorture8972]

Nice

[@Summernightsandneonlights]

There's a video on KZbin all about what they and you are talking about. It's pretty interesting.

[@erictirado147]

I live in teaneck, close to holy name hospital, same here, my uncle talked about all the time, he played on those very baseball fields

[@tyanctil]

@@Summernightsandneonlights do you know the name of the video?

[@Summernightsandneonlights]

@@tyanctil Not off hand. I watched it about a year ago. If I can find it I'll let you know.

[@gandymancan3460]

"They did so much coke in there they called it the grinder.. people in there saw UFOs". Now that's hilariously funny.

[@gandymancan3460]

That shit must be fire! ;)

[@erickh82082]

It’s legit

[@baws7064]

I laughed out loud when he said that

[@michaelhamoodi1084]

Bruh

[@michaelhamoodi1084]

*Bruuuhhhh*

[@JoseTorres-vp6sk]

The best thing about having Joey Diaz as guest is his great story telling ability and the comments section 🤣😂🤣

[@druvesela6741]

“It’s fun I don’t know if it’s real, It’s fun That’s just how I feel” -a poem by Joe Rogan

[@Dockhead]

@Foot L Johnson joe " im struggling dealing with becoming old so i slam out verbal shite to seem like i can fit in with anyone" rogan

[@duxxi4ever]

ahahhahhahhahahahahhaahhaahhaahahahah

[@robotsaysbeebooboop]

Slam poetry

[@THE-NC2]

Lol

[@robertmiles8766]

Joe rogan Moment 6:50

[@robwilliamson9056]

If cigarettes could talk they’d sound like Joey Diaz

[@nickstalker3254]

leave uncle joey alone.

[@mnteague44]

Lmaoo

[@billlumberg2087]

lol

[@wadebrennan-millar3028]

He needs to do an add for whiskey and cigars

[@noahsagutch8314]

A weed strain stiva

[@codyglover9317]

Joey has to be one of the most genuine human beings alive, I'd love to be able to meet him one day...

[@yvng4772]

Seriously, just to see him and say hi and shake his hands

[@yvng4772]

Hand*

[@hakanardadincli2063]

Im sure youll have a hilarious and wild day with Joey man, shit will get crazy and savage!!

[@ddffgdjfjvhdn4702]

Just go to a stand up?

[@checkurwalls1929]

@@ddffgdjfjvhdn4702 stop trying to be different cause you’re not. and you’re fat go work out

[@davidapple8047]

"A lot of people with big heads" I'm fuckin dyin 😂🤣 Joey Diaz is a national treasure! FR!!

[@JonnyBeoulve]

That was a good one. I also liked when he misspoke and said, "you and me both know there are other galaxies out there. There has to be". lol

[@maxbabiarczyk5831]

In an alternative universe: Jamie: Pull that up, Joe!

[@joeychaseschecks9188]

Imagine is joe rogan was joey diaz

[@Paul-dw2cl]

Imagine if Woody Allen was Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@viljar420]

W comment

[@killerluuk]

Joe "I saw a wolf but it was a squirrel" Rogan

[@thepistolguy859]

I like Joe but sometimes he kills me

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

Alistair "I clearly felt a tap" Overeem

[@napoleansolo5849]

Joey Diaz is hilarious when he's not even trying to be

[@neemaf829]

I AGREE, HE IS JUST A GENUINLY FUNNY HUMAN BEING!

[@peterkelly9675]

I could listen to his stories all day

[@MaximilianonMars]

The jab at the people in New Jersey having big heads was very funny.

[@maddogkilla1]

14:37 🤣

[@TheGirlnurse]

Yes!! 😂 Lovable big ole dude.

[@emilylitchko9414]

Joey Diaz's voice is so incredibly comforting to me. I could listen to it all day.

[@tyrstark8673]

Joey Diaz's voice makes Thanos sound like a soprano.

[@thepistolguy859]

Look like or sound like?

[@chadmahon7229]

Dumbass comment

[@musenost604]

@@chadmahon7229 what dumbass comment?

[@simonmorgan225]

Meadow or Tony?

[@DannyBoy443]

Josh Brolin is about to show up at your door.

[@KNTH]

Joey got increasingly polite when saying “Look it up Jaime when you get a minute please, not to be rude..” lolol

[@johndefiora3558]

sometimes joe is rude as fuck to jaime

[@ShaferHart]

@@johndefiora3558 I haven't seen that, they just have familiarity. You don't have to say thankyouplease every time when there's familiarity between the two.

[@johndefiora3558]

@@ShaferHart i know that - but you can see sometimes he's rude and gives him dirty looks. I also see it when he doesn't let the guest speak

[@ShaferHart]

@@johndefiora3558 that's what happens when you get high on the job. The boss won't get mad at himself for being high but will definitely get mad at you for the same lol

[@youfuckingmomo1632]

John DeFiora I dont see joe shooting dirty looks, i usually see him glancing over after he’s said something he’s not sure of or made a joke that no one laughs at and looks to jamie for reassurance lmao

[@ABShinobi]

When joey talks he makes me feel like I need to clear my throat...

[@robwright1286]

God that pisses me off

[@bradleypoole7056]

Great comment

[@SpongeBobNopants-tm7yz]

Joe Rogan UFO videos are my favourite type of Joe Rogan videos

[@AzeriDervish]

Joe being classy! He asked Jaime nicely not like others "hey sport pull that up" " come on Jaime look for it" give the man his respect!

[@MeanBeanComedy]

He talked to him like an equal. I like it!

[@Alpha_November6996]

That’s why we love this cocksucka!

[@lucasarnell1808]

The majority of people do this lol

[@MrJust2times]

Fuck Jaime xD

[@timothyjimothy6012]

What the hell are all of you talking about?? No one ever really disrespected jaime

[@wking4699]

I love how Diaz asks Jamie to look something up 😂😂😂 “Look it up Jamie, if you get a minute please. Not to be rude.”

[@oliverocket]

Wizard King a gentleman

[@johnsmitty3238]

Joey “look it up Jamie please Diaz” 😂

[@mrt2322]

Would let him finish on chest.

[@perezzperez]

yeah that was great

[@MistyGee]

Wizard King that was my favorite part!!! Lol I love him!!

[@harkyo]

3:24 "it's been there since 19-fuckin' schlemenski..."😂

[@ericanthony4630]

😅😅😅😅- Legitable

[@kubilaykazak8218]

Dude 8:34 the alien impressions killed me at work 🤣

[@wesselc2142]

5:35 too

[@panzerwaffen2873]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@snow1366]

They was just trying to say your name😂😂

[@carlos9658]

😂

[@dominickgaramella6431]

Two of the most funny, real, & true Northeastern American dudes. It's like being with family, Dad/Bro, listening to these two guys and I just wanted to say thank you to the both of you

[@stevebeman8298]

Exactly…. Gotta be a Jersey / NY guy to really feel that!

[@tjlg7335]

Joe is so lucky

[@RellGiles]

Definitely

[@JoshuaD.Howard]

“19 f*ckin Shlemensky” 🤣🤣

[@plasma9839]

Joshua Howard it’s little things that he says that are hilarious lol

[@jackk.358]

Read this right as he said it 😂😂

[@TWCH]

Now there's fact checking of the highest order: "they even mentioned it in the Saprano's".

[@xrmighty]

@Cynicalisrealist probably not

[@NittyGritty508]

Charlie Hubbard lolol seriously....btw,I'm not the spellchecker,it's Soprano tho...

[@Jane-gx2qz]

I just love Joey Diaz, no bullshit kind of man. Love it when they keep it real.

[@prettyflacko793]

I feel completely stoned listening to this video and I’m sober

[@chriscee3981]

Me too! I feel completely stoned, but I'm only actually a little high

[@RuiLuz]

Joey Diaz voice makes you high AF!

[@Aholeintheground]

😂🤣

[@msquared6695]

I wish I could do that it would save me hundreds of ££££££ a week

[@raymondmaggelet7044]

Wah wah wah go smoke some pot bro, and come back to us

[@JTisOneCrazyMan20]

Jesus joeys so high, and Joes reaction to him when he’s stumbling about drones at 14:38 is absolutely hysterical

[@bad867]

I was looking for someone talking about this :))) that was fucking funny

[@sharonmurphy3757]

It was kinda like a "out of context" video

[@thesorrow4664]

😆

[@justinkehler4506]

Lmaoooo

[@stepys225]

xddddddd WOW

[@LB96nolefan]

Always good to see good ole uncle Joey giving respect to Jamie when asking for internet research. Never doesn’t say please... powerful

[@keithreynolos1045]

ΓΠΚΕ-Β ______ fuck up, idiot

[@dankdark974]

"pull that shit up please"

[@robertmiles8766]

We need a shirt with “ Jamie pull that up “

[@churkobangzz]

So crazy to listen to guys at this level casually talk about towns i lived next to for 19 years growing up

[@Jacob43332]

Just got home from a 12 hour shift to see clips posted featuring Joey Diaz, time to roll up a swisher and kick back lol.

[@SirPatroclo1]

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[@RainyBlue7]

pass da boof

[@mrpaulguru8587]

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[@gtec6873]

I think dutches are better but to each their own

[@paigeleighwells9133]

Joey is literally my favorite human on the planet😂😂 I could listen to him all day, lol

[@lordcommon]

if leather could talk it would sound like joey diaz.

[@davenwatts8173]

Cuban toilet paper

[@tommynobaka]

Not that soft supple organic cow from napa valley leather, that been sitting in the sun for 25 years car leather

[@harrykelly4651]

@@tommynobaka an old buttoned arm chair

[@mikeflores9097]

“Legitable” is now in the dictionary. Joey Diaz is the man👍👍

[@brendancharuhas6839]

Joe you need to get Robert Downey Jr. on the podcast

[@SmiTTyy-sh8nc]

That would be a great show.... 👍

[@sliderdrago8189]

Who are you talking to?

[@loreaver3882]

Get tony stark on

[@kwisatzhaderach1458]

Joe is not on his level..

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

Dude he should bring on the iron Man suit and let Joe fly in it

[@SavageAudits]

Please, Joey or Joe, get Richard Dolan, the Ivy League trained UFO historian on a podcast. Richard is fascinating and he has endless government documents to demonstrate some of the reality of UFOs.

[@alexeilindes7507]

Noooooo

[@obamasgrandpapi7925]

UFO’s are real, but that doesn’t really mean shit

[@Centnl287NAve]

Funny you say that, I saw an interview Dolan did with an alleged ex-CIA who went to Area 51. This guy's story parallels with Bob Lazar's story. Check out the transcript of the interview: ufomg.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Richard-Dolan-and-Ex-CIA-Interview.pdf. For the actual video of the interview go here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/paubaZmsedSnopY

[@vinceward3981]

No way Richard Dolan after he screwed everyone over with that Roswell slides fiasco where you had to pay to view their presentation and then their alien got debunked within hours. Scammer

[@SavageAudits]

“Skeptics” running hot here. Cointellpro?

[@chonch7441]

Joey “ look that up Jamie if you have a minute no to be rude” Diaz

[@carllewis9771]

@@viracocha crap poo poo head

[@douchebagginsmctalibancock2510]

albuquerque shitgasm

[@austinnowlin1573]

I can listen to these two talk for hours, love these guys

[@tylerdixon3290]

Joe "Imagine if you had a small drone, the size of a cheeseburger" Rogan.

[@TheYagimi]

"the size of an elkburger"

[@EauRouge]

Joe Rogan is the kind of guy who would offer DMT to an alien entity...

[@ontologicallysteve7765]

If aliens did DMT, they'd more than likely be visited by the machine humans and Cezar Romero.

[@TheReplay324]

@@ontologicallysteve7765 Basically an inverse DMT experience. I mean we're aliens to aliens so

[@agentnukaz1715]

They would start worshiping Joe Rogan and give him a UFO and grow his hair back

[@matty74123]

I’d offer them beer

[@zacheryshreves7516]

The Dictionary of Joey Diaz: *Legitable* To be legit

[@nuffnonsense9544]

-19SCHLAMENSKY

[@frankieramos8693]

As long as it flows!!

[@FutureAbe]

*Stonehedge* Stonehenge

[@MrMatt713]

too legitable to be unquitable

[@jerrymarshall2095]

Yeah i wonder how he required such a command of the english language.

[@NobungaGames]

Lol Jamie pulling up the sightings and joe just going “what’re you doing come on, pull the last one up again” joe loves those stealth bombers

[@elFonzZz]

"....they put em back as big headed mothafuckas." 😂😂😂

[@knogface]

Lost my oxygen at that part

[@howey935]

My great uncle was a rear gunner on a lancaster bomber during WWII and he said he saw things in the sky that couldnt be explained.

[@kristennelson3190]

I have no doubt he did.

[@black07rr]

Well.....he saw Nazis falling out the sky in burning aircraft.....not many people seen that😂

[@bvnshee6749]

Yes aliens were the third side in the Second World War

[@VictorManuel-pf7se]

That Patriot not all Germans in WW2 were Nazi’s..... Just sayin

[@Surr3alll]

Not denying the fact UFO's exist but could your great uncle maybe have just been bewildered about all the new planes and technological advancements hes never seen before like rpgs and automatic machine guns.

[@GodsCosmicBollock]

7:49 Joey: "What's considered a sighting?" Joe: "Well, the thing is, you just see shit."

[@classicrocklover5615]

I lost it

[@tommykennedy695]

He was dead ass serious when he said that too 😂

[@seannoble2503]

I read this comment at the exact moment it was said in the video😂

[@Samsquamsh]

@@seannoble2503 That happens to me all the time lol.

[@goodsolonius7305]

I don’t think combat pilots entrusted with a $50 million plane would just “see sh*t” and then get so scared that you bail out of said $50 million plane. I also don’t think you can just “see sh*t” that then proceeds to disable the electronic targeting computers of the nuclear missiles it is hovering over, that turns out to just be a trick of the light. Tricks of the light also can’t trigger radar signatures. It’s pretty wild learning about the actual world if you stop watching propaganda bullsh*t like the mainstream media

[@christopherscott3843]

If you're trying to find out the difference between a regular craft and a UFO UFOs move so fast that you barely noticed that they was even there

[@kingheart9555]

Your right on that one brother. One time out our window in high desert…. They move fast

[@lbanepa]

Im barely able to track them with my sharingan

[@lelandc9763]

Mad respect to Joey for speaking to my man's with respect. Hes a real one.

[@tweedyburd007]

"you and I both know there's gotta be another galaxy out there" "well there's definitely other galaxies. you mean civilizations?" "yeah civilizations. out of all nine of the planets, there's gotta be some out there"

[@thesunbehindthesun1574]

Lol

[@topnug7626]

Was looking for this comment

[@forlornhope1116]

Probably not the best guy to bring up the UFO topic with in any depth.

[@travisjohnson107]

Nice guy, not too bright...just saying. Drone's with razor blades? Ha!

[@LiMCRiMZ]

Context man, he probably meant to say something along the lines of "we have 9 planets in our solar system (one of which we know contains a civilization) so odds that there aren't civilizations elsewhere are astronomically low" But yeah haha funny man misspoke hehe 🤦‍♂️

[@jdmjunkies2680]

Joe “a drone the size of a cheeseburger” Rogan. 😂😂😂

[@thefpvyawthority8106]

I fly drones that are the size of cheeseburgers.

[@peterbenson2185]

Watching this in Dec 2022 and got to the part where Joey is speculating about "Razor blades on drones"... And realising I just watched a Ukranian 2 foot diameter drone drop a 3" mini grenade into a Russian pickup truck through the sunroof. Joey Diaz has intuition. SERIOUS levels of Intuition.

[@stevenmurphy9332]

you should get joey diaz on at least once a month joe rogan....you two bounce off each other so well....easily one of the best shows ever. keep on keeping on!

[@tkcaapi2876]

i concur 😎✊ they are best mates for years dawg. they been in the trenches.

[@evanabbott2737]

I agree, Joey is the best😁👍

[@H3cTiKsNiPeR]

14:38 did joeys edible just kick in or something ahahah

[@bigtone7913]

Rogans reaction was priceless 😆

[@Foreverblunted]

Loool

[@ijs537]

Haha had me dying

[@PeachesnKream1]

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[@hanskinslo326]

lol no doubt!!!

[@jts2543]

I relate to what Joe said about trusting pilots because of their experience. My dad actually saw a UFO once while on his ship (he’s a boat captain). He and his coworker were looking at a certain place in the sky (they were looking at constellations), and by sheer serendipity, noticed a constellation that seemed to be moving. There were lights in a chevron shape, moving across the sky super quickly and absolutely silent. My dad has told me this story a couple of times, and he always says that if he hadn’t kept his eyes on the shape, he wouldn’t have been able to find it again. He went to several schools in his career, and is able to identify any known aircraft from the ground, and he said he’s never seen anything like it. It could be aliens, but he actually found some picture a few months back online of what appeared to be blueprints for the exact craft he and his coworker saw that night. We’re now leaning more towards it being created by humans than by aliens, which actually makes it even more interesting. Joe is exactly right.

[@metallizationofficial980]

yeah my dad also their definitely watching us observing life

[@thecianinator]

The stealth blimp! That's my favorite UFO because it's the most common and the most plausible. Lots of people all describe the same thing, chevron shape, completely silent, blacks out the stars. That's what they say it is, a stealth blimp. Makes perfect sense to me.

[@diegoledezma4045]

Me and my buddies saw a UFO one time. We were walking and the sky lit up a blueish green colour, in the clouds was a ball of light it was there for a couple seconds then it just zoomed across the sky and lit up the clouds and everything around it and disappeared. Me and my friends looked at each other with a wtf was that face. I don’t know if it was human or alien but whatever it was, was some high tech shit.

[@ej4458]

@@diegoledezma4045 I've seen that too and that's basically when a meteor is falling down and burning up. It's mostly greenish right?

[@thepotatoincident3593]

sounds like a drone swarm

[@monke4070]

"A legitable sighting" -Joey Diaz

[@mattkidroske]

Joe, you should interview one of those military guys that saw a UFO

[@skankblunt2685]

mattkidroske why want you joe get killed by the goverment

[@mattkidroske]

@@skankblunt2685 I don't want anything to happen to Joe but I think we all want to know what those guys have to say. Did they see it with their eyes or with instruments? Joey doesn't know but those guys do.

[@ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna]

That'd be fantastic,but I imagine it'd be slightly easier said than done. They're most likely pretty busy and difficult to get ahold of.

[@mattkidroske]

@@ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna I doubt the military would allow them to even do it anyway

[@ThuyCawlEemThaBlaydRunna]

@@mattkidroske I'm sure it's possible(if he can get Lazar and Musk,he can get a fighter pilot)but Joe seems to be more focused on celebrities and public figures. Now if he had personal ties with a pilot who happened to have seen some shit,I'm sure he'd be up for it.

[@williambalman4493]

“Look it up Jamie, if you have a minute please. not to be rude” RESPECT!!

[@williambalman4493]

Cynicalisrealist 🤔

[@williambalman4493]

Cynicalisrealist oh wow.. guess all this strange occurrence has a meaning after all.. 😁. well .. hope you’re doing well. fella with vision of myriad shades of gray .

[@widjadija]

"One night I was on acid, and then I started hallucinating because when you do coke for 10 hours straight you start hallucinating." -Joey

[@sagablott7253]

😂✌️

[@bigchivo4199]

Lmfao

[@The-Beyonder]

6:43 Joey Diaz was taking two things up his backdoor lmaoo "oOh UuH" 😂

[@TMKSMonk]

A lot of people with Big Heads 😂

[@danjack1447]

Lol diaz is the funniest story teller

[@ANTIESTABLISHMENTAL]

Amazing joe reacting to a video “look at that, doesn’t that look like something out of this world?” Me: gee I don’t know man, young Jamie is not showing me the video, must be cool

[@murph7421]

Blame KZbin not Jamie.

[@peterortiz1160]

We know it’s KZbin but Jaimie needs to be disciplined sometimes

[@diesel92kj1]

Ron Burgundy EU fucking people over ? Nothing new at all their then. The reason why Euro cars are dying is because the EU says they have to push technological advances in cars with every new Euro emissions thus they are now so un reliable and normie it will be dead soon.

[@c.a.t4607]

Wasn't joe a few months ago talking about how done he was with conspiracies ect.... Now he is back to his joe brogan questions everything act... And is he ever not wasted or high off his ass....

[@SlowDay1651]

Dude you're a lot calmer then how I reacted, read my expletive laced tirade somewhere in all caps in this comment section

[@jamesonscorner3680]

According to Joey the “organ music plays” as the spaceship lands 😩 1:59

[@ericcrapton8187]

X-files type shit

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

I remember tripping on shrooms and lsd and in the take off stage i would always hear thus strange music of sorts playing and it always amazed me....

[@silverflux7698]

Close encounters of the third kind, 😂

[@silverflux7698]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWWzinxsid-kj80

[@ndowroccus4168]

Jamesons Corner whenever an event is related to a movie, red flag!

[@benjaminpugsley1849]

“The organ music started playing!” 😂😂😂😂

[@kevindube7096]

Aliens in New Jersey?? Seems legit-able 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jerrymarshall2095]

Yeah the interstellar aliens can bring their huddled masses and beem em directly to the welfare office.

[@theangryitalian7922]

There’s a lot of illegal aliens

[@jessieb9384]

That's most of what lives in Jersey

[@robertmiles8766]

Did the mob extort them ?

[@PlanetVideoGamez]

All them Jersey chemical plants screwing with peoples minds. LooooL

[@David-rd5bm]

“People in there done that much coke they called it the grinder”.. they have been seeing ufos for years from that building.

[@danielburg868]

People on coke stay up all night

[@hedleykerr3564]

I cracked up so hard when he called it the grinder!!!

[@liquidvibez236]

Foot L Johnson psychosis

[@Faydid]

“There must be life on one of the nine planets out there” - Diaz

[@Jamie-Russell-CME]

Yeah, and galaxies surely exist out theres someplace. Yous guys agree? y'betta'!

[@dexterd1188]

Alex Fay there’s so much more out there beyond our 9 planets. Our government tells us nothing. 😄

[@dexterd1188]

Jamie Russell I do. I’ve seen a black triangle above me and took off like nothing we know of. Silent. Way too fast.

[@Bobin10101]

DanP D it’s common knowledge that there are more than 9 planets, not something the government are trying to hife

[@dexterd1188]

Bobin there’s one ( our binary star ) on an elliptical orbit that we have no record of. Will be a big surprise to our planet some day.

[@karlhampson6091]

Joey Diaz is a living legend

[@LordWaterFarts]

"It's been theh sense 19 fucking shlamensky I dont know" That shit had me rollin

[@leomdk939]

I want to use this expression but I think you gotta be legit to say something like that

[@gdsm93]

Joey “there’s gotta be other galaxies, out of the 9 planets there’s gotta be something” Diaz

[@elcid6301]

😂🤣

[@kevinr.3542]

I can't wrap my head around the possibility that their may be NINE planets out there, in the great expansive universe

[@turtlephilly]

must be high af

[@kevinr.3542]

Is your screen name Grateful Dead Summer 93

[@seanomanary5691]

@@kevinr.3542 maybe God Smack 93

[@Obzcuraa]

legitable should be joey diaz's new stand up special

[@welchsgrapejuice4094]

So many gems in here lol Joes alien convo before wormhole jumping and Joey saying *LEGITABLE* instead of LEGITIMATE lmao

[@ccarson]

Joey "There's other galaxies out there" Diaz

[@ehinman502]

8:30 I laughed a little too hard at his impression of aliens

[@McCarthyRay]

Earth is the Tijuana of alien destinations. That made me laugh pretty hard.

[@Johnbartheart]

‘What Happens on Earth, Stays on Earth™️’

[@silent_majorityusaf8858]

Hahahaha im dying over hereeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirwhitemeat9785]

hahahahah man the moment I saw it I paused and went to see if someone made comment about it.

[@lukalegin846]

What does that mean, laughing too hard...you shat your panties?

[@victorlightwave3489]

"Its been there since 19-Schlamenski..." Im taking this...

[@SpaceOutCat]

14:42 had me laughing... Joey sounds so sinister with that statement out of nowhere and The look at Joe's face

[@BlessingKarma7]

Bro that's a filthy Frank reference

[@RainerWinkler-hq4sg]

Funniest moment of that whole clip 🤣

[@ilVec85]

"It's been there since nineteen f***'n shlamenski, I don't know." - How to make temporal references, By Dr. Joey Diaz.

[@green2blue309]

Vitor Gomes First Edition

[@RoxanneJ]

Vitor Gomes amazing ☺️

[@NittyGritty508]

Vitor Gomes lol temporal references

[@NittyGritty508]

Vitor Gomes btw....r u CV?

[@ilVec85]

@@NittyGritty508 What do you mean CV?

[@eleven_roses]

Ufo sightings increased drastically when they started to nuke the Nevada desert throughout the middle of the 20th century just saying

[@reecesullivan9985]

Holden there’s (very good) reason to believe the foo-fighters were German made and operated. WWII ended and the U.S. raided everything they had, including taking their brighter people / scientists, and suddenly at that point such saucers appeared in the SW U.S. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Also connected to that are energy weapons that produce wave interference, which if they’re operating by controlling gravity, wave interference is the thing that would bring them down . . . so some say that not only did we steal foo-fighter technology but also wave interference stuff and started bringing (alien) UFOs down. I’m convinced about the foo-fighter thing; I don’t know about bringing down alien UFOs . . .

[@capatani1152]

@@reecesullivan9985 soooo your saying the Germans had super advanced aerial technology in 1943? (the year with the most foo fighter sightings) and still lost the war? What about the german military records stating they also perceived said aircrafts and were just as confused as the British and Americans. Use your head dude, that doesnt make any sence at all.

[@silent_majorityusaf8858]

Ur absolutely right. We poked the sleeping bears. And they woke up.

[@whatabouttheearth]

Department of Defense owns more land in the Southwest than anywhere else.

[@TheGl0ryKid]

There is, without a doubt, other living species out in the universe somewhere.

[@anom3778]

I feel like joe is talking to himself sometimes. He just goes on and on and joey doesn't make a sound. Its hilarious.

[@josephgallardo9796]

They're totally higher than a giraffe's ass!!

[@jgg681]

4:08 Joeys small smile here is golden

[@ssslayerwolf5272]

Bro, Joes alien sound fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 8:36

[@joker9494949494]

Lmfao!!!!

[@senthilvelan544]

😂😂😂😂

[@vaporiiz]

65 UFO sightings in northern NJ in 2019 alone lmao as of 6/25

[@slowburntm3584]

UFO doesn't mean 👽.

[@rhaegal5650]

Slowburn 👾 👾👾 👽 👾👾👾

[@xxxgames4458]

If you ever saw one you wouldn't know what to call it besides the shape and a craft. They are legit and mind blowing scary with fear you cant re create. See one close up and you know they dont fly from outer space

[@TheReplay324]

@@xxxgames4458 What does that even mean? They dont come from space what?

[@joshuasnore3600]

And how many planes fly over to land at any of the 5 major airports and 27 minor airports? People are stupid. I believe btw.

[@FEARisCOLD]

I live in the Bronx, I've seen two in Harlem last year and one in the bx. All you have to do is look up more often and you'll see something. I promise.

[@fucuszullanti7877]

VALENTINEproductions That’s a fact. I’ve had quite a few UFO sightings and seen dozens of shooting stars. Ask 5 people if they’ve ever seen a shooting star, I guarantee atleast 1 of those 5 has never seen one. People who live in the city don’t look at the sky anymore, those who do, will see a UFO in their lifetime

[@FSM..]

UFO sightings are very common. But just remember it is an "unidentified flying object", not alien spaceship.

[@marlonhernandez8367]

Lucus Assanti sadly no ones looks at the stars or sky anymore...that’s a fact and it is true....if you look up you will see something one day.

[@mikepre994]

Facts . I'm in bx myself . I've seen 3 over 10 year period .

[@davywavy1918]

i live in bk ny and ive seen a ufo fly into storm cloud once while there was a lightning storm it just looked like a bright yellowish orb

[@davidczajkowski5956]

All Joey Diaz interviews are F’n amazing. Being from Jersey his stories are so relatable and funny as hell at the same time. His interview on the Tyson podcast was even better.

[@JRkW]

I lost it when dude said “legidible sighting” 🧐🤔 huh!?😂😂😂

[@thetalkingelement]

Or the razor blades on drones slitting throats.

[@Bruhornobruh]

Or the cows that puke milk

[@Bruhornobruh]

Or the cows that puke milk

[@maddogkilla1]

7:05 "force blood into your brain to stay awake" joey diaz straight had his mind blown for a few minutes

[@adamrobinson4982]

Joey said nah that's to much work I'd rather eat a coke booger

[@chrisbova9686]

The aliens took a sample of Jersey soil... Apparently the Legend of Jersey's environmental issues transcends the earthly realm.

[@adamcoffland1332]

Tromaville, NJ. Lmao

[@billofrights154]

It was just the epa collecting samples before a Superfund site goes up

[@santaclaus3077]

Hahahahahahaha

[@Initia333]

We must watch the same videos lol

[@My_Alchemical_Romance]

Chris Bova sadly, lol.

[@zackmarkham4240]

What was in the video wasn't a Stealth Bomber, that was a Stealth Fighter. Stealth bombers are far larger. About 10 years ago, one flew LOW like 500 feet over my neighborhood with it's F-18 escort heading to MacDill Air Force Base. I thought the world was ending with all the shaking and thundering sound from the flyby.

[@dELTA13579111315]

I swear that I saw a B-2 fly over my neighborhood, and like directly over the apartment I lived in, around 17-18 years ago. The weird thing is that I remember it looking like it was flying super low, the thing was huge in the sky above me, but I don't remember hearing it make any sound at all

[@amberar]

I believe it was a F117

[@zackmarkham4240]

@@amberar AKA Stealth Jet

[@djuanbenjamin9149]

Imagine the shit they’re building now! Those 2 aircraft came out in the 90s.

[@vincentdempcy7343]

Hitler had science projects too..... look it up

[@cherokeeconcrete1986]

@@vincentdempcy7343 He was the First...That's the Real reason behind the killings Hitler was doing...We took that Technology n Scientists

[@Alpha_November6996]

I’ve seen a dick ufo, it has anti gravity generator but it looks like a dick.

[@charlescarter4608]

@@Alpha_November6996 Bro u were on shrooms getting teabagged

[@cecar77]

Look up TR-3B

[@siddykay8434]

Joey "Legitable sighting" Diaz

[@tmmmedia731]

Literally laughed out loud at 1:43 am haha thanks

[@cflowers2094]

@@tmmmedia731 Llol

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

Legit AND verifiable!!!

[@jeffcon123]

He’s an expert in NAMEOLOGY

[@Bingo_the_Pug]

"what are the logistics for it to be a legitible sighting" - Joey Diaz

[@befuddledb]

And because I'm not native, I'm required to provide proof of my English proficiency with tests that cost somewhere above $200 and expire every two years! 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@BigRokko5196]

I love joey "when you get time. Not to be rude" never heard anyone else say that lmao