Joe Rogan and Theo Von on Eddie Bravo's conspiracy theories.
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@guzzopinc16464 жыл бұрын
theo von is like a person who was born a genius but educated by learning disabled teachers
@freeskrilly80294 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite description of Theo Von ever
@66vapor664 жыл бұрын
Anthony Duggan i agree! This is so accurate! There are people who write Theo off as some dumb hillbilly, but the man is undeniably blessed with some form of intelligence
@chrisfegan814 жыл бұрын
Accurate af
@ChiWeeWee-h6p4 жыл бұрын
You can say that again
@trippsmclovin4 жыл бұрын
Just an average american. Screwed by the school system.
@infintittie5 жыл бұрын
"I mean, planes can write happy birthday in the sky and stuff. That doest seem like chemicals, just seems like... someone's birthday.."
@jimsteele20725 жыл бұрын
I know, im done with Rogan. This dude has done a 180 on everthing. Must be makin some cash......
@supa4ys8435 жыл бұрын
@Luke I too was the same. And now I take everything with a grain of salt because there's always some truth in it. But people wanna jump the gun and call somebody a nutjob
@skoomawizard5 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Rhonda!
@Merthalophor5 жыл бұрын
@@supa4ys843 becuae you are. tell me a true aspect of a conspiracy theory.
@beenmicrophone58175 жыл бұрын
@Luke yep pretty much sums me up.
@cgoins19933 жыл бұрын
“He liked music. He started a band. He liked karate. He started doing, uuuum...you know...organized karate” I lost it 😂🤣😭
@larrybrechtjr1633 жыл бұрын
Totally hilarious. That and when he was talking about chem trails being bullshit. He said about the planes, “yeah they can write Happy birthday and that just seems like it’s somebody’s birthday!” 😂🤣😂
@savethetowels3 жыл бұрын
As opposed to underground street karate 🤣
@bodybuildingABC3 жыл бұрын
@@savethetowels in soviet russia all martial arts and even bodybuilding at one point was underground shit. (sorry for being literal)
@dominicvega92673 жыл бұрын
It's not that funny stfu
@ClearChoiceMethodology3 жыл бұрын
@@dominicvega9267 who hurt you so bad? Lets talk about it.. I got you bro
@adamhadfield5831 Жыл бұрын
He’s the most naturally funny person I’ve ever seen. He doesn’t even mean to be half the time
@MosinAttractedPerson Жыл бұрын
Yeah i love joe
@StonrMoose695 ай бұрын
@@MosinAttractedPersonnot Joe numb nuts
@StonrMoose695 ай бұрын
That's what makes him so funny
@ALA875 жыл бұрын
I have a deaf jack russell terrier and that comparison is perfect.
@CarolinaGirl335 жыл бұрын
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣 Best comparison ever #TheoVonisfunnyAF
@kingtiger8895 жыл бұрын
Is it common they’re deaf? I’ve never met a deaf dog before
@tommywalsh90905 жыл бұрын
@@kingtiger889 they get deaf when they get older .. I have 2 and it's torture. They think they hear something and they just start barking and you can't get them to stop
@kingtiger8895 жыл бұрын
@@tommywalsh9090 Wow Theo literally made a real joke. Sorry to hear that
@tommywalsh90905 жыл бұрын
@@kingtiger889 oh no the dogs are happy and fine. It's torture for me waking up every morning because they won't shutup barking 😂
@andrewk26784 жыл бұрын
"I don't trust anyone in shorts, especially at church" - Theo Von, now those are words to live by.
@brucescott15684 жыл бұрын
@chester tam watch out for ppl in arizona lol
@gickygackers3 жыл бұрын
Theo's a clown Ngl
@giannirusso84063 жыл бұрын
In Florida that’s almost impossible
@nayf76823 жыл бұрын
Just don't trust anyone in a church, they're some gullible mother fuckers.
@KevinTkt143 жыл бұрын
@@nayf7682 you're so ahead of the curve
@tokinbowls3 жыл бұрын
Joe's inability to understand jokes is a perfect analogy of his stand up.
@ashuael57322 жыл бұрын
i think its more Theo is trying constantly to get a reaction from Joe to his jokes. It derails the conversation if you just keep laughing at their jokes and makes it impossible to lead into other topics. You ever been around someone who just keeps trying to get a reaction out of you when you're being polite and laugh at one of their jokes? it gets annoying, needy even.
@siddarth39552 жыл бұрын
@@ashuael5732 nah, Theo is just funny
@BD-fk9fw2 жыл бұрын
@@ashuael5732 I have no idea what ur trying to say and OP is a dumbass how tf is he supposed to understand “deaf Jack Russell” that’s such an obscure joke wtf r y saying u fatty🤣
@Jimmy.32 жыл бұрын
@@siddarth3955 nah
@siddarth39552 жыл бұрын
@@Jimmy.3 🗿
@ZER0-C00L5 жыл бұрын
"I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church." Lol
@jessejennings38285 жыл бұрын
ZER0C00L kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5zHdZ6Pm8aBg7M
@bobross66025 жыл бұрын
@@magnushyenna1574 He's just busting balls he does that to all his friends
@magnushyenna15745 жыл бұрын
@@bobross6602 he is a pussy and a coward. also he is the ugliest human i've ever seen
@itsmetheman_77905 жыл бұрын
@@magnushyenna1574 you're right about THEO AND ROGAN AS MUCH AS I LIKE HIM I THINk HE'S BEEN BOUGHT and silenced which also makes him a coward no matter how tough he shows to be HE SEEMS TO ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH WHAT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS FOR THOSE WHOSE VEIL'S BEEN LIFTED IF YOU CAN CATCH MY DRIFT, EDDY ON THE OTHER HAND makes more sense, but Theories involving multiple conspirators that are proven to be correct, such as the Watergate scandal, 911, Sandy hook are usually referred to as "investigative journalism" or "historical analysis" rather than conspiracy theories.
@magnushyenna15745 жыл бұрын
@@itsmetheman_7790 yes! true! i think that Theo is a natural born coward and pussy, but Joe Rogan must be a conspiracy denier otherwise he would lose his job.
@robbiejohnston31746 жыл бұрын
Theo Von looks like if mark Walberg was part rodent Edit: not gonna lie thought this was a shit comment, I have no idea how this got 5k likes
@bamadeadhead5 жыл бұрын
Robbie Johnston 👍🏼😂👍🏼
@bamadeadhead5 жыл бұрын
Asterik cAde did you read what he said? 😂😫😆 Who is The Von you wonder?
@davidpfeifer94895 жыл бұрын
Robbie Johnston The Rat king
@pitbullsami17415 жыл бұрын
Robbie Johnston he does have that possum look to him.
@leolopez30885 жыл бұрын
rat gang
@RJMacReady14 жыл бұрын
"He started doing uhhh. Organized...karate." When theo explains stuff it kinda sounds like an alien or a robot thats been fed a history book or two and is trying to blend in with humans. Its always wrong but sorta in the same ballpark.
@jameslitt52394 жыл бұрын
That's really well written, and funny. I hope you do stand-up. You should. If you're not too ugly. Otherwise, you should be a writer.
@Aryzo4 жыл бұрын
@@jameslitt5239 chill dude is this your first time on the internet lmao
@nahimgood44 жыл бұрын
@@Aryzo I thought that was great lmao
@juancarloss1084 жыл бұрын
@@jameslitt5239 first time surfing the interwebs?
@6T3RS4 жыл бұрын
This is so spot on!
@truthhurts18843 жыл бұрын
"He loves conspiracies more than anyone I've met in my life" A close friend of Alex Jones talking about Eddie Bravo
@garnetnard42842 жыл бұрын
Alex jones is right though.
@truthhurts18842 жыл бұрын
@@garnetnard4284 about pretty much everything. David Icke too, I’m starting to believe the lizard thing
@Anonymous952022 жыл бұрын
@@truthhurts1884 how much crack have you smoked
@snowfrosty12 жыл бұрын
@@truthhurts1884 David Icke's "Lizard thing" is probably a euphemistic front
@Bubbles997182 жыл бұрын
@@garnetnard4284 yeesh
@swiftyunknown6 жыл бұрын
Eddie "Look into it" Bravo
@noobz4hire2906 жыл бұрын
Lol
@grogdingornak53206 жыл бұрын
i hate that annoying idiot
@kevc86856 жыл бұрын
Swifty Unknown wow ur so original
@jamesa.57556 жыл бұрын
Swifty Unknown eddie looked into it, that is joes vagina.
@7star7storm76 жыл бұрын
Thor Abraxas you cant look into top secret stuff - if i know anything its that all that stuff self destructs in 15 seconds.....
@kamaweps4 жыл бұрын
Theo to me is so much funnier in conversations like these, rather than his stand up. I die laughing at his regular conversations.
@bobo420244 жыл бұрын
I find the same with Joey Diaz as well.
@cakefartrpg22803 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@theanarchy40033 жыл бұрын
@@bobo42024 Thats crazy Joey goes ape shit about the most hilarious shit there is
@KatotownUSA3 жыл бұрын
His stand up is still hilarious and better than most... but he proves that he’s got more than just an hour of material a year. He’s a walking, living, everlasting comedy special
@juvedoo993 жыл бұрын
He’s definitely more witty on his feet than with written material. Written material is memorized so you’re kind of locked in to the pace of the joke and delivery in order to make it work. Regular conversation tend to flow better and have more freedom to be witty .
@LE0NSKA5 жыл бұрын
"well why is he deaf?" "cause you can't get him back" ahHAHAhhahaha jesus christ
@LE0NSKA5 жыл бұрын
@Con Or thank you. tho thats not really anime I don't think. it's in the gorillaz demon days art style
@LE0NSKA5 жыл бұрын
@Con Or no?
@TheDAHTANShow5 жыл бұрын
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
@Sean-xr1xj5 жыл бұрын
Asrath Qathreth Fuck you
@jdsd7445 жыл бұрын
@@TheDAHTANShow I respect your opinion, but unless you film yourself asking him questions from the show then I think thats a missed opportunity.
@erichvonmolder93105 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is a friggin character and he doesn't even have to try.
@shaunpearson79055 жыл бұрын
You're kidding right? OH he's fucking tryin' his ass off. Funny as hell, but he's trying.
@Lospollos244 жыл бұрын
Shaun Pearson Sure idiot he can do it 24/7
@shaunpearson79054 жыл бұрын
@@Lospollos24 "irony"
@Lospollos244 жыл бұрын
Shaun Pearson “idiot”
@Lospollos244 жыл бұрын
Shaun Pearson lmao dumbass says he’s trying really hard but on a 2 hour podcast which he always does with people they just talk about random things and he’s naturally funny oh the irony in people who don’t wanna accept when they’re wrong
@MetalizedButt4 жыл бұрын
Theo has the best way of describing things. Even though he uses the weirdest words and analogies, you still know EXACTLY what he’s talking about. The dude is one of a kind.
@MarketAndChurch3 жыл бұрын
And Theo's genius is that he can do that in a way that even a 5th grader will understand. That's his gift.
@MetalizedButt3 жыл бұрын
@@MarketAndChurch He’d be a great teacher wouldn’t he
@shotarodeniet33013 жыл бұрын
@@MetalizedButt he'd be roasting the teacher's pet for sure :')
@darsedsun50343 жыл бұрын
‘Anal orgies’
@jasonmorasch332 жыл бұрын
Omg do you actually still know exactly what hes talking about!? Damn really?!
@the_cheap_ones6 жыл бұрын
Theo never dissed Eddie Bravo in my opinion. He just made a joke. Which happens to have a lot of truth behind it. Which is why eddie got pissed
@scentlessxapprentice6 жыл бұрын
Nah man eddies diss track is coming soon bro it’s featuring Eminem
@Xalashaska5 жыл бұрын
@@W..949 yeah... He didn't say that... Good try though
@AngryShooter5 жыл бұрын
He got pissed? That makes it even more hilarious.
@Xalashaska5 жыл бұрын
@Tiger Dragon oh so that's why hes done sets at the comedy club lmfao Eddie's full of himself sometimes and Theo has no ego
@Xalashaska5 жыл бұрын
@Tiger Dragon that's only relevant if Theo questioned his martial arts ability lol Theo was making fun of his crazy conspiracy theory beliefs, which is totally justified because Eddie sounds like a nut case somtimes. That nothing to do with martial arts, but go ahead look into it
@CNIE25 жыл бұрын
Theo von the fastest rising comedy star in the world. The rat king army is rising.
@BroskiRIP5 жыл бұрын
Actually he hosted a show called MTV's Boiling Points. You're thinking of that actor Vaughan.
@austinlittke55805 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he on the real world
@Mountainplsdo5 жыл бұрын
He really is, im siked about it.
@braziman185 жыл бұрын
He's been doing comedy for 15 years
@CNIE25 жыл бұрын
Johabe Franco i Never Said he was a new comic i meant he has picked up a lot steam within the last 18 months
@geovannis73402 жыл бұрын
As a former Jack Russell owner I’ve never heard anything true than that joke 💀💀 even the hearing ones can be deaf
@TheDAHTANShow5 жыл бұрын
So I train at tenth planet hq under Eddie and have to say this is so true and he is the best guy high fives and hugs every one when he walks in to coach he doesn’t even have to he has gyms all over the world but he loves it and every Sunday he comes in with his wife and son and they clean the whole gym together so while yes he gets lost on a tangent or two you could not ask for a more humble and dedicated master.
@OwnageProductions035 жыл бұрын
Punctuation. Please, use it.
@chenzen0005 жыл бұрын
His gyms doesn't exist, look into it
@capomatthew5 жыл бұрын
Ownage Productions my immediate thought. Ty
@bepisbann9825 жыл бұрын
DankFit TV huh so this guy is just lying or
@christopherwhiteside44485 жыл бұрын
You're so full of shit 😂
@henkez69605 жыл бұрын
Joe: "They use... hygroscopic salt to level up the amount of mositure, generate more rain" Theo: "Yeah I can see them doing that..."
@the_underdog81514 жыл бұрын
I loved that bit.
@jenjuice4324 жыл бұрын
I don't even know why that's funny, but it is 😭
@ryanricks30024 жыл бұрын
@@jenjuice432 "when your smart friend explains something you dont get but you go along with it so u dont look dumb" trust me I've given alot of "yaah I cud see that" responses lol 🤷🏾♂️😅
@jabaricraft2753 жыл бұрын
My favorite part
@bedini26153 жыл бұрын
Had me rollin
@larryfish92724 жыл бұрын
I love how 99% of Theo's jokes just go right over Joe's head
@scifmilch17872 жыл бұрын
It is just the fact that theo drops a joke or says some stupid shit every sentene lmao
@reddish_orange2 жыл бұрын
@@scifmilch1787 exactly lmao if you laughed at every joke from Theo you couldn’t get a word in edgewise 😅
@robjj53732 жыл бұрын
@@scifmilch1787 Joe is stupid , he needs the jokes to be explained first the nugget
@wespicedmemes2 жыл бұрын
Must’ve went over mine then as well
@Bubbles997182 жыл бұрын
@@wespicedmemes and how do u feel about that
@HawaiiFundayTours Жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: Chemtrails don't exist Joe Rogan: Explains exactly how they spray silver oxide to create rain clouds over Abu Dhabi 🤣
@foamyserver8 ай бұрын
That's some interesting conflation lol, are we gonna change the definition of chemtrails to include crop-dusters too? 😂
@J33-k3s4 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is like the LA version of Joe Dirt.
@qtbrown4 жыл бұрын
How does this comment only have 27 likes?
@J33-k3s4 жыл бұрын
@@qtbrown Thanks!
@kennyspaghetti43294 жыл бұрын
"Nah I'm cool." "No you're not."
@elijahdrake91134 жыл бұрын
He’s not from la tho and he’s not really that la
@elijahdrake91134 жыл бұрын
@Chris Innis are u dumb?
@ZombieCleaner5 жыл бұрын
"I don't trust anybody in shorts, ESPECIALLY in church." Words to live by.
@supa4ys8435 жыл бұрын
@Dodger Honestly, I don't get it lol
@70mjc5 жыл бұрын
Jake C. If you’re the type of person who judges based simply on ones decision to wear shorts that makes your god shitty
@Trill-_-Clinton5 жыл бұрын
70mjc r/woosh
@darrius79745 жыл бұрын
@@70mjc the fact that you said someone's God and not them makes you a shit person
@oliverroberts34365 жыл бұрын
I dont trust anyone that goes to church.
@EpyonRoyal6 жыл бұрын
Jamie: I studied Jack Russell Terriers in college. I got an A!"
@TheJtmoney856 жыл бұрын
EpyonRoyal hahahahahha
@marcelo88916 жыл бұрын
EpyonRoyal 😂😂😂😂
@meltsnowflakes36276 жыл бұрын
Hes super butt hurt about that haha. Eddie literally reemed Jamie's butt hole with facts and all Jamie did was come across as a whiny douche.
@alanmartinezrodriguez8846 жыл бұрын
If you think that to repeat what Eric Dubay says are facts you're as dumb as a flat-earther
@meltsnowflakes36276 жыл бұрын
Alan Ross Martinez Rodriguez did you get an A in physics too?
@squibbelsmcjohnson Жыл бұрын
He literally explained why Chem trails exist while at the same time saying it's bullshit 😂
@cinderella0773H11 ай бұрын
Yep the floods are man made
@luckydog851410 ай бұрын
spraying shit from a plane is not the same as chemtrails you maniacs
@TheTeehee1111110 ай бұрын
No you just don't know the difference. Conspiracists think all the white trails plane leave behind are intentional when in reality it's just condensation from compressed air at high altitude
@trequor9 ай бұрын
@@jayrideauYou have to be a real smoothbrain to believe in chemtrails. It's condensed water.
@The123dannyd9 ай бұрын
@@trequorYou've consumed too much fluoride. In the UK they're spraying constantly, the last time we had true sunshine was September when all flights were grounded. Geoengineer, solar radiation management, stratospheric aerosol injection happens all over the world
@Joeybago125 жыл бұрын
Joe "I'll be too literal and ruin your jokes" rogan
@jobelthirty12945 жыл бұрын
It's true.
@vman64225 жыл бұрын
it is known
@wce053085 жыл бұрын
That's generally what low IQ people do.
@alexanderclarke65675 жыл бұрын
@@wce05308 Thank god we're not like those 'low IQ' people ay?
@wiz_dropbomb21345 жыл бұрын
@@jemmabarlas8176 u dumb as shits
@Videomikeh6 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is the best wordsmith ever.
@averagetony195 жыл бұрын
@@Ice-Time90 Absolutely close.
@bobbyknight21705 жыл бұрын
I disagree I thinkNewt Gingrich is the greatest wordsmith ever. Guys a lyrical genius!
@maitreyas.49025 жыл бұрын
Mark Twain was a pretty good wordsmith.
@Blind_Side945 жыл бұрын
Literally the Shakespeare of the 21st century
@robradomski15 жыл бұрын
You must be kidding
@BurningMarmite4 жыл бұрын
"They could write happy birthday Rhonda or something. That just seems... that just seems like somebody's birthday" im dying
@robjj53733 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious, man. Everything going straight over Joe's head
@nodiggity94723 жыл бұрын
@@robjj5373 Everything except hair.
@scottsummers16422 жыл бұрын
That's the line that got me lol
@AColonDashSix2 жыл бұрын
Joe's reaction when he puts it all together is awesome. It's almost better that he didn't get it at first lol
@SMOKETHECONQUEROR5 жыл бұрын
Tom Brady with a mullet fade
@chrisallgood69035 жыл бұрын
SMOKE THE CONQUEROR 🤣🤣🤣😂👍🏻
@cb-tz8og5 жыл бұрын
Chris Allgood exactly! But only the gay, non athletic version that looks nothing like him. Brady is much more funny than this dick biter . Hell, even Belichick is hilarious compared to that ass bandit.
@roycecone48715 жыл бұрын
@@cb-tz8og you okay?
@cb-tz8og5 жыл бұрын
royce cone estoy bien. Gracias ? Y tu ?
@umairramzan19914 жыл бұрын
@@cb-tz8og stfu please
@frankiekemp59604 жыл бұрын
Bruh if he came up with that Jack Russel analogy on the spot, he is comedically brilliant. Funny as shit.
@meirbergstein45264 жыл бұрын
soft.
@xenwins4 жыл бұрын
@@meirbergstein4526 unlike old people
@zerubbabelsbridge4 жыл бұрын
That's his specialty. He can knock those out all day lol
@andreww55744 жыл бұрын
he's extravagant
@noahvestal85133 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t in the spot that was planned u could tell by his body language and eye movement and pauses between his words he planned to say that before the show was even started the reason as to why I don’t know probably to discredit eddie bravo
@TenThumbsProductions5 жыл бұрын
I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially at church 🤣😂
@deenial2185 жыл бұрын
Read this as I was laughing at him saying this. Comedic comic timing at its finest.
@caninparks49283 жыл бұрын
Lmao and joe just says....Right
@nicolemarie3037 Жыл бұрын
I don’t believe that nobody has “talked” to Joe
@Joooools6 жыл бұрын
Who’s Eddie Bravo? He isn’t real. Look into it.
@xaviercook79966 жыл бұрын
Rick Smore' imagine Eddie’s the shill to end all shills
@IgnatiusCheese6 жыл бұрын
Rick Smore' I've met him he's real in the flesh
@Joooools6 жыл бұрын
Bro, I don’t know shit, all I’m saying is look into it.
@xanderdean02able6 жыл бұрын
Lol look it up.
@UpUpBobby6 жыл бұрын
Eddie Bravo is flat. All pictures that show him as 3 dimensional are CGI
@theabidingdudeabides5 жыл бұрын
"Organized Karate" Eddie joined a Fight Club
@urmondaymorinin98385 жыл бұрын
I mean not much of a rant about Eddie, more like funny observations about that crazy friend everyone has lol!
@BeatMower3 жыл бұрын
I love his calm southern demeanor, "you know?"
@sandyg.83185 жыл бұрын
“That just seems like... somebody’s birthday” 😂😂😂🤣🤣💀
@emilykoch41233 жыл бұрын
Came here for this comment... GD I wouldn’t be able to have a full conversation with Theo - I’d be laughing at every third sentence then eventually tap out 😂
@sunnytoppo74663 жыл бұрын
Sad that nobody is commenting on that. That line was chaos, lmao
@amber224313 жыл бұрын
LMAO! "Did the government get to you?" No. "YOU SWEAR!?" 😂😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THEO.
@danielhicks48263 жыл бұрын
The Government doesn't need to do anything to Little Rogaine here, the guy has the discernment of Hillary Clintons 20 year old bathwater at this point, Hes literally not even worth compromising or "buying out" even though hed gladly sell out as he has said in his own words plenty of times lol, but no need cause for dudes like Joe here they will think fricking so called"aliens" from 20 ga zillion light years away in some nebula made up of diamonds or whatever just fantasy sci fi nonsense there spewing this week- hel think that's on the level and 100 percent, but then thinks anything regarding chem trails being sketchy is a "baseless conspiracy theory" I think the bets word to describe Joe Rogaine overall especially the past 10 years aside from having terrible stand up so called comedy would just be ... Disappointing. Eddie Bravo could at this point probably show him real time HD footage of exactly what I have seen and countless others in real time where a Jet very high up is very blatantly spraying / releasing something that is clearly not a contrail for beyond obvious reasons- because unlike a contrail these not only do not dissipate at all, they often times like the one I witnessed in real time over a span of like 45 minutes even eventually can cover fricking half the sky....and it was not cloud seeding in this case either .....so the fact Little Joe here cannot even acknowledge that yeah he doesn't even need the Government to attempt to "get to him"/ buy him out, cause frankly hes a sell out 100 percent on his own and proud of it at this point, at this point he could probably have Neil Da gropey Tyson come on his show again and tell him there is a black hole at the center of the solar system and inside yes it smells like bubblegum ! why how do we know this well A were scientists, and Michu Kuku or MIchu cockatiel whatever his name is you know wrote a formula down a formula of sci fi fantasy nonsense and he determined a black hole on the inside smells like Bubblegum....and also the world is sort of diamond/pear shaped....and Joe would believe it unconditionally lol.Huh hes just so disappointing. Ah well still hilarious times at least.
@danielhicks48263 жыл бұрын
Teho is at least pretty nice /cool likeable though at least.
@funniebunnie4u3 жыл бұрын
Riiight?! So adorably sincere.... gigglezz...
@funniebunnie4u3 жыл бұрын
@@danielhicks4826 Tell us how you REALLY feel... 😉😉😉 But... yeah, naw, yeah. I think you're right about Joe Joe...😊😊😊
@goingxmiles3 жыл бұрын
@Niklas I was thinking same dude Some Ppl are so delusional Sometimes u feel sorry for theses ppl And other times I say fuck... There no turn back... They are beyond repair
@jeffb62764 жыл бұрын
"...but do you swear?" "Yes" "Ok" Vetting with Theo von
@koryjensen86104 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wysmn3 жыл бұрын
I am outside everyday. I see days where there is a grid pattern of “trails” from planes. Then there are days where you don’t see a single one. But, everyday I see planes fly by with CON trails, condensation trails. They always dissipate and make a “tail” from the plane that stays about the same length. The Chem trails stay all day and slowly spread out until the whole sky is hazy.
@justinakers31964 жыл бұрын
Joe treats Theo kind of like he’s stupid sometimes but I think Theo‘s honestly probably smarter than Joe.
@jlsvideos59903 жыл бұрын
Oh 💯. Theo has to breakdown 60% of jokes for Joe. In terms of comedic intelligence, Theo and Norm MacDonald top the charts.
@tonyluong67323 жыл бұрын
@@jlsvideos5990 there are certain people that just have it in them, they are the most charismatic comedians and have the ability to be a show by just speaking, Joey, norm, patrice and Dave are a couple that come to mind
@jahnvansohn99063 жыл бұрын
I mean, neither are brilliant. Theo is a genuine comedian tho
@Ericviking20193 жыл бұрын
No question about it
@joshualunsford85113 жыл бұрын
@@jlsvideos5990 Super relate to this comment, in the last year I have been watching Theo and Norm clips almost exclusively on this tube thing. Last night hit me harder than I thought possible for someone I’ve never met
@japhygoldman88566 жыл бұрын
The funniest stuff Theo Von says are the things that just slip out, like "I don't trust anyone wearing shorts, especially at church' or that line about his landlord, 'I got stuff on him too'. He's one funny dude
@floridacrackerish5 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious, his accent is cool too
@jdsd7445 жыл бұрын
@@SumoCumLoudly Lol. Its funny you say that because he is very funny
@TomCL-vb6xc5 жыл бұрын
Japhy Goldman Part of the genius is that he does it on purpose. They aren’t things that slip out, he knows what people find funny about him and it shows that he is more than just naturally funny, he is a really intelligent wordsmith.
@xNYRmike4 жыл бұрын
“He started doing organized karate” 😂
@Judgement_Kazzy5 жыл бұрын
What I learned from this comments section: Making lighthearted jokes at your friends' expense and/or disagreeing with them about anything = betrayal and backstabbing.
@DanikonLUK5 жыл бұрын
ThatFatGuy98 they were not friends, he just called his guest retarded
@OGbrundle5 жыл бұрын
It's 2019 dude, everyone's a pussy.
@Yoitsbobbyboy5 жыл бұрын
Nico Odeku who hasn’t called their friend retarded before?
@tryagain8734 жыл бұрын
Pussio's
@thenextbondvillainklaussch32662 жыл бұрын
As a former a owner or a Elderly Jack Russel Terrier that was mostly deaf , Theo is so on point , they start barking and you have to grab them to stop , you can't just call out "Shut UP!!!!!" You have to find them first, then settle them down, or pick them up and put them in side, (The Fly Foxes scared him at night) (btw a flying fox is the size of a Jack russel but with wings, if i was he's size i would freak the fuck out too LOL) RIP Buster , great little dog. No fear of Cats though lol , would go at a cat 1000 miles an hour , but freak out about fruit eating bats LOL , never seen a Dog so keen to go after cats especially his size , ive seen big Dogs run from cats , not Buster lol holy shit!
@nia.d3356 Жыл бұрын
Bro where you live that they got dog sized bats?
@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 Жыл бұрын
@@nia.d3356 In Australia. ....... of course ...... Australia lol Also a Jack Russel is a small dog , used for hunting Rabbits , they go down the tunnels. So you could imagine they arnt big. But that aside , some of these Flying Foxes that pass over here are ...... fking ........ massive (for a bat) . They hit the power lines alot , and when they are hanging by a claw and only a few meters off the ground , you see how big they can get . Well over a metre and half wing span , some in Indonesia get much bigger.
@nia.d3356 Жыл бұрын
@@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 We have jack russels in Ireland , but no bats the size of jack russels ! by god the land down under is a wierd and wonderful ecosystem. I reckon the biggest bats in ireland get no bigger than small song birds.
@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 Жыл бұрын
@@nia.d3356 We call them Flying Foxes over here. They arnt like vampire bats or anything , the just eat fruit. We have a colony of them across town , and the stench is like nothing else. They kill all the tree's they hang from , and just the smell ........ so cool to watch at night , not so cool to live near lol
@MattMK456 жыл бұрын
Theo is just killing it being a guest on podcasts ATM
@brucespruce46896 жыл бұрын
Quick rundown on this Theo guy? never heard of him
@thepounder77666 жыл бұрын
Ass to mouth?
@MattMK456 жыл бұрын
King Chaos Covington At The Moment
@davidwebb78856 жыл бұрын
Matt Jones Erm, you got a man crush on Theo? Nice! Lol
@coldskyrim6 жыл бұрын
Stand up on Netflix. Not bad
@Wowimhungry94 жыл бұрын
If i ever see HAPPY BIRTHDAY RHONDA in the sky, I'm gonna laugh for a whole day straight.
@hcpiano4 жыл бұрын
yeah, but then youll know there is something going on
@300zxss4 жыл бұрын
“That just seems like writing someone’s birthday in the sky” 💀 💀 🤣
@heru777774 жыл бұрын
Eddie bravo believeing in flat earth was just a cover up/false flag to save his life otherwise he would be executed for saying to much to the public on the joe rogan podcast. So the flat earth theory was just there so people would think he was crazy so he could stay alive is a theory ^^
@Killermon236 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone but hurt in the comments they're all friends it's find to make fun of something ridiculous your friend said or did.
@PristineSacrilege5 жыл бұрын
@ I believe it was on Eddie's podcast. And yeah, it kinda seemed like he got his feelings hurt and tried to play it off, iirc. I'm sure they're fine now.
@FirstFamilyCharger5 жыл бұрын
Because Joe is dumb as a box of rocks and is a terrible friend to people.
@jordanharrison55765 жыл бұрын
It's spelled butt hurt. As in I'm butt hurt you spelled butt hurt incorrectly.
@ericag53465 жыл бұрын
@@jordanharrison5576 why I came into this comments section haha 😂
@bravetitangrizzly5 жыл бұрын
@@PristineSacrilege what is iirc?
@Three_Sevens2 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan : chem trails are bull shit. Also Joe Rogan : You know, they can make it rain right?
@moomaniac29322 жыл бұрын
As if those are even close to the same thing 😂
@th3unmaker2 жыл бұрын
@@moomaniac2932 They aren't, but they are part of the same group of research. Don't assume you (or Joe Rogan) know what's up without looking into it yourself.
@moomaniac29322 жыл бұрын
@@th3unmaker tf are you talking about I didn't get anything wrong
@th3unmaker2 жыл бұрын
@@moomaniac2932 fair enough. I read it as a denial that chemtrails exist, but i can see that the op did conflate chemtrails and cloud seeding. But what are called 'chemtrails' are in fact intentionally sprayed pollutants, which interact with the heat and moisture in the air to create fake clouds.
@moomaniac29322 жыл бұрын
@@th3unmaker ok
@tysonreddig80605 жыл бұрын
Joe "The FBI has never talked to me" Rogan
@dudelebowski86294 жыл бұрын
@done done he got nervous too lol
@Latham744 жыл бұрын
Didn't say anything about the Scientologists though.
@harveygosal4 жыл бұрын
@ he also said way more than he needed to, something people do when they are lying. saying more than necessary and getting defensive.
@jacobbirdy1284 жыл бұрын
"I don't trust anyone wearing shorts... especially in church."
@turboteabag086 жыл бұрын
Joe debunked chemtrails with chemtrails
@12brichards6 жыл бұрын
Chemtrails is not what they described.
@Lukefromdaridge6 жыл бұрын
haha for real
@shadowperez6 жыл бұрын
yea no shit lmao .... eddie is on to joe
@taylorjordan11226 жыл бұрын
lmao my head kept turning like dude youre describing chemtrails
@Fuckjaredmilton6 жыл бұрын
Taylor Jordan but he's not.
@strange7389 Жыл бұрын
theo von is gold
@intelligentdesign89943 жыл бұрын
Eddie is the guy that didn't sell out. Just remember that.
@glenamo3 жыл бұрын
fucking oath. cannot stand rogan anymore
@revjim773 жыл бұрын
People that use the term “sell out” are the biggest losers in the world.
@est727xx53 жыл бұрын
@@revjim77 No they aren't. Anybody who goes against their values for money are scum. Especially when they try to convince people they would never and were already rich before hand
@revjim773 жыл бұрын
@@est727xx5 What values? Just admit you hate people that succeed at life and move on.
@andrewnorris4853 жыл бұрын
@@est727xx5 Bro it's a free podcast get over it lol
@nine2794 жыл бұрын
“You swear?” Lol theo double downs on the question
@jambi50965 жыл бұрын
THEO - "Did they (fbi) do anything to you?" JOE - "nOOOoooOOoo No!" THEO - "You swear?" JOE - "I SWEAR" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
@Waxinasss5 жыл бұрын
I don't know that I believe that response.
@theclockworks25 жыл бұрын
Waxinasss Same. Weird right?
@Original-Phantom5 жыл бұрын
@@GodSays ay bro where are the 21 trillion dollars that the Pentagon "lost". No conspiracy facts. You are a sheep dumb fuck if you think asking questions is because of drugs wtf the are plenty of questions to ask
@Original-Phantom5 жыл бұрын
@@GodSays mainstream media dumbass
@mr.d99224 жыл бұрын
Theo's look when he was asking was priceless as well.... Theo was suspicious of Joe forsure lol
@lukejones48777 ай бұрын
Its 2024 chem trail weather manipulation have public record gov. patents ?
@katrabbit3 жыл бұрын
"No one's talked to me.. about anything... ever.." mm seems like something an FBI informant would say 🤔
@samhenke49236 жыл бұрын
Joe "I think chemtrails aren't real but they make it rain in the desert." Rogan
@dootdoot18676 жыл бұрын
Chemtrails aren't real but they can shoot the clouds on the royal wedding and make them go away.
@jusitinbebiler60306 жыл бұрын
Joe "they definitely dont spray shit in the air but yeah they spray shit in the air" Rogan
@keithosmuhfukah5076 жыл бұрын
Joe "i contradict myself in the same sentence Rogan"
@FinatticHits6 жыл бұрын
he meant how you see con trails after a plane flies by, and everyone thinks it's chemtrails, in reality its streaks of condensed water vapor aka contrail. he didn't contradict himself they were talking about 2 different things at the same time.
@FinatticHits6 жыл бұрын
he knows the government can change the weather, but he doesn't think there actively doing it everyday to effect something. aka the conspiracy
@mkvB58KING4 жыл бұрын
Joe: "it's pretty obvious that chem trails are bullshit" Also Joe: "yeah they make it rain in the desert by spraying silver idodine"
@galaxydefender8612 жыл бұрын
I mean lol he was wrong about the substance but he got the general gist
@kylerBD2 жыл бұрын
@@galaxydefender861 They use silver iodine for cloud seeding.
@tiny_toilet2 жыл бұрын
@@kylerBD Silver iodide
@blaskotron2 жыл бұрын
Yeah can't have it both ways
@sourceofuniversallove14492 жыл бұрын
Joe is a shill.
@ben69933 жыл бұрын
Joe losing it at “deaf Jack Russel” kills me 🤣
@justincase90373 жыл бұрын
Bruh thats the 1st time ive seen Theo look serious when he asked joe about the govt talkin to him
@mrpeanutbutter62574 жыл бұрын
Eddie is right about the gov getting to Joe
@RenegadeRanga3 жыл бұрын
He's on the payroll.
@williamarmstrong51164 жыл бұрын
Did u see Theo really focus on Joe when he said no one has got to him lmfao I’m not sure he’s convinced
@anonymous_22234 жыл бұрын
I’m sure not convinced. There was def a clear drop off in his interest/attitude towards conspiracies around when all the Alex Jones shit happened.. it was obvious
@lukev56823 жыл бұрын
Theo is the most original comedian in recent years. His vernacular and timing are perfect. I believe he could freestyle a whole show. Meanwhile Joe is dedicated to the craft and works hard on his bits he's just not funny but his podcast is amazing but has kind of lost its luster slowly
@abhishekkumar36796 жыл бұрын
Yung Jamie getting that sweet revenge on Eddie Bravo.
@abhishekkumar36796 жыл бұрын
Ju Never mess with the computer boy.
@mccoin306 жыл бұрын
Jamie came off as a spoiled brat in that argument in my opinion.
@CarimboHanky6 жыл бұрын
Mike McCoin he did! still eddie smoked his ass!
@calishiiine00066 жыл бұрын
Why are you so angry?
@noobz4hire2906 жыл бұрын
William Cooper lol
@krick_mufc92914 жыл бұрын
It's so frustrating that Joe ru8ns basically every joke Theo makes on this whole podcast 🤦🏻♂️
@sumuqh4 жыл бұрын
Deaf Jack Russell terrier analogy is GOLD
@jakekunz51682 жыл бұрын
Theo is the funniest when he’s not telling written jokes but just talking about shit because he has the best lines ever 😂😂😂
@creeplife28026 жыл бұрын
Respect to all the jet pilots and scientists in the comments. I didn't know i was around all these geniuses.
@spiritfree50506 жыл бұрын
ask a Jet pilot what chemicals his jet fuel is made of go ahead ask them
@Kellysbiggestfan3116 жыл бұрын
You're very welcome
@MrA717175 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan: 'Chem trails are bullshit' The next sentence: 'They use chem trails to make it rain in Dubai'
@k.dalexander38034 жыл бұрын
lietrally they can make rain fall out of the SKY on command and people dont think that maybe that technology is bieng used for malicious intent or could be..... jesasssss
@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
there's a difference between spraying salt in the clouds to increase the likelihood of rain and spraying chemicals to mind control people. that is complete bullshit.
@OneMove334 жыл бұрын
@@fsmfsm9941 They used to do human sacrifices to demonic interdimensional entities.... oh wait they still do that....so how the fuck do you know if they aint doing some other evil shit.
@Darkryu2564 жыл бұрын
But don't "they" have to live on the same earth as everyone else? If that crazy shit is getting sprayed in the air what makes them immune to it
@fsmfsm99414 жыл бұрын
@@OneMove33 what the fuck does that have to do with chemtrails???
@juliand44426 жыл бұрын
Organized karate ... lmaooo
@kenboyce90793 жыл бұрын
"chemtrails are BS" then "they make ti rain in Abu Dhabi once a week" lol
@RenegadeRanga3 жыл бұрын
Geoengineering has been going for 70 years.
@gonzo2023 жыл бұрын
So which is it Ken, making "chemtrails" or making it rain. One of these causes precipitation, the other causes conspiracy nutcases to lose their minds on the internet.
@gonzo2023 жыл бұрын
@@zachhayes9512 I usually don't deal in conspiracy theories, so I can go with that.
@cheech22676 жыл бұрын
Teacher....define contradiction....student....joe rogan telling us there are no chemtrails and explains how they work....
@mrfreeman17636 жыл бұрын
Chemtrails implies wickedness. Making it rain in the desert is not a wicked act.
@travisyates54114 жыл бұрын
Joe doesn’t even catch most of Theos jokes lmao. Rat king is on such a different level it’s hilarious
@davesims79176 жыл бұрын
So as Joe is saying chemtrails are bullshit he them goes on for the next minute basically explaining chemtrail’s and how they are actually doing it...but since he doesn’t call them chemtrails I guess he can consider himself mentally superior to Eddie bravo!!!
@Gamingchairenthusiast1226 жыл бұрын
He also said that abu dhabi uses it for rain once a week. For the people that live in the desert it feels like a way of telling the people that living in the desert it isn't a bad idea for you, to stay in the desert. You could say it's a type of mind control.
@davesims79176 жыл бұрын
. So the chemicals that they are spraying in the sky to do weather manipulation doesn’t count for some reason? I swear I don’t understand you people at all all Eddie was ever pointing out was the simple fact that they are spraying it and everybody laughs at him but now the second Joe comes out and says the same thing but in a slightly different way you make it out like “yeah what’s the big deal we always knew they were doing that”
@renegarza7936 жыл бұрын
He is.
@davesims79176 жыл бұрын
. Dude I totally realized that after I wrote it, haha. I was going to take it down but then I figured I would leave it up as a response for all those other people!
@johnpliskin87596 жыл бұрын
@@Gamingchairenthusiast122 but they already live there
@SolarBear6664 жыл бұрын
"Chemtrails aren't real.. but we are cloud seeding.. with aluminum.... whatever.. jamie?"
@themynameiscorn4 жыл бұрын
yeah.. I didn't really get that either
@justinakers31964 жыл бұрын
Hmmm 🤔 point taken
@Alex-uo4qq4 жыл бұрын
It actually is real surprisingly. Not even a conspiracy. Just very rarely used. Google it.
@dcsolina4 жыл бұрын
Right?! Calls chemtrails B's and then essentially admits they're real lol
@hoagielamp65433 жыл бұрын
@@dcsolina Except the term "chemtrails" is so nebulous that it's impossible to tell what conspiratards mean when they say it.
@KaninTuzi4 жыл бұрын
Joe's tone of voice changed entirely when he was assuring everybody that no-one from the Gov talked to him. And he opened up his eyes real big to try to seem more truthful...
@romanbellic77534 жыл бұрын
Nice catch detective
@JohnnyShrapnel4 жыл бұрын
And Jamie instantly brought up the well gone homemade rain clouds stuff to change the subject....
@aje23214 жыл бұрын
And he changed the subject real quick ....*oh what that Jamie?
@KFVR914 жыл бұрын
His eyes got more squinty guy what are you talking about 😂
@Petrichords4 жыл бұрын
Wassup Eddie
@justinwalsh61084 жыл бұрын
Lol Theo asking Joe to "swear" the CIA hadn't got him 😂
@RenegadeRanga3 жыл бұрын
He's on the payroll.
@PlAiNJaNe5213 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@HojoTamba2 жыл бұрын
He looks like he's lying too and Theo pulls a face thinking the same
@wiles39532 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@isaacandrade37832 жыл бұрын
Kind of wild huh haha. Spotify bread
@fergalosanchez76752 жыл бұрын
4:17 Theo: “you swear”? *in Theo accent* Joe: “I swear!” *Also in Theo accent*
@bigcazz80856 жыл бұрын
Joe and Jamie are GREAT friends.....like herpes or Ebola. Jamie still pretending to be a nuclear scientist/engineer in the back because he took a class once😆
@pilgrim666butters6 жыл бұрын
I GOT AN A IN PHYSICS
@bigcazz80856 жыл бұрын
Bizket Butt I had a professor once, bro. Come at me😎
@pilgrim666butters6 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@111-p4t6 жыл бұрын
Jamie though he was Einstein because he got an A in physics 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 I got an A in physics and forgot most of the shit I learned
@2Gloomy_6 жыл бұрын
L O O K I N T O I T
@brendanlittle24984 жыл бұрын
Theo Von makes so many jokes it’s almost impossible to catch all of them and whenever he’s talking with someone else no matter who it is he’s slinging jokes that go over people’s heads. So funny rat king rules
@hayden88272 жыл бұрын
the chemtrails they are definitely true. It ain't no bullshit. Suprised Rogan dont believe it. That's so weird. But it's alright
@dangerstx5 жыл бұрын
as someone who has a 'Deaf Jack Russell' ... i know exactly what he's talking about. HILARIOUS.
@thebadaids3 жыл бұрын
How many of you nerds are gonna lie and copy each others comments?
@Taliyon4 жыл бұрын
Everybody needs an Eddie Bravo in their life. Just to keep it interesting. 😂
@AD-Dom6 жыл бұрын
Strippers have been making it rain for time.
@Comedy-Cult2 жыл бұрын
2:36 Joe missed this joke hardcore (as well as countless other ones while taking to Theo)
@AngryAdonyx3 жыл бұрын
Joe: "They use hygroscopic salt to level up the amount of moisture to generate more rain." Theo: "I could see them doing that."
@hasansalloum06 жыл бұрын
Mate I live in Abu Dhabi, THERE IS NO RAIN!!!!!!
@chad58986 жыл бұрын
Hasan Salloum يارجل عندنا ثلج
@dilshanization6 жыл бұрын
Hasan Salloum yeah don't know why Joe keeps saying they make it rain weekly in Dubai or Abu Dhabi...
@davidsandlin96866 жыл бұрын
What if there is and your just the only one who can’t see it. Think about that for a little while.
@dilshanization6 жыл бұрын
Trump is cute and I love his juicy tits yeah in the mall you have snow sure...
@dilshanization6 жыл бұрын
david sandlin lol, no you fuck.
@freeskrilly80294 жыл бұрын
“Chem trails are pretty obviously bullshit” *explains chemtrails more convincingly than most conspiracy theorists*
@steveschatz62565 жыл бұрын
Im sure Theo was the kid with the banjo in the move deliverance.
@Mike92019844 жыл бұрын
Steve schatz He was also the Feral Kid from The Road Warrior
@JJJJ-dc3np2 жыл бұрын
Theo is a comedy genius. He is at the level of Pryor and Carlin. Listen to the early This Past Weekend podcasts. Theo will just riff off of nothing for 20 minutes and its drop dead hilarious. Nobody can do that. Nobody. The greatest standup take weeks or months to polish up a 1 hour set.
@virtue696 Жыл бұрын
If it was the 90's Theo would be mainstream and one of the biggest comedians in the world..
@BitcoinMoney8 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 You didn't just compare that twat too Pryor
@neemaf8296 жыл бұрын
I'm..beginning..to..think...Joe..SOLD..OUT! Even Theo suspected it.
@joepesci89306 жыл бұрын
Neema Fouladi even before he did that goofy ass show on syfy where he was basically paid to debunk and ridicule everything he sold out. Makes me wonder if he wants to steer clear of conspiracies because his sponsors don't want to be tied to that stuff or if he was politely warned to dismiss them because of how influential his show has become.
@Nemesis_T_Type6 жыл бұрын
Of course he did. Remember when Joe Rogan's podcast with Alex Jones didn't reach #1 on KZbin trending and iTunes? The CIA was watching him and they knew JRE podcast audience is mostly alt right. They want to stop Joe from spreading alt right values to the younger audience.
@chickasawmike13193 жыл бұрын
Chemtrails are real, I spend most of my time outside and I see them spraying and it forms clouds. Then the weather changes and a cold front moves in. I am in Oklahoma and all you have to do is look up.
@mgstrip3 жыл бұрын
same for me in georgia. if you spend any significant amount of time outdoors you can tell which planes leave condensation and which ones are spraying chemicals....you can literally watch the chemical cloud puff up into a larger cloud and eventually cover the sky
@chickasawmike13193 жыл бұрын
@lee livingstone It gets really hot here so I get why they do it here.
@Richtaco6 жыл бұрын
Messed up. Theo was all cool with Eddie on his podcast
@skeletor77086 жыл бұрын
Yeh what a snitch
@WineHouse332 жыл бұрын
This rant officially sent Eddie into hibernation. Thanks a lot Theo…