Theo Von - Try Not To Laugh

[@lord_shmeat6276]

Jocko-“CGI?” Theo-“i don’t know what his name was.” The shit Theo says is beyond poetic.

[@2moreminutes]

this shit has me crying

[@alec3064]

Nah he was white 🤣

[@cryptozach7152]

His facial expression as he says that cracks me up 😂😂

[@ferguspitcher7911]

He’s Absolutely brilliant

[@gurpchirp]

that shit got me. i was literally trying not to laugh.

[@thes-10rooster45]

His ability to keep a straight face after saying the most bizarre shit is unparalleled.

[@HuFlungDung77]

It's mind boggling 🤣🤣 feels like he's dead serious hahaha

[@Mack_Worlds_Media]

How he explained why the dog got killed “Unless it’s a murder you gotta tighten it up for tonight” 😂😂😂

[@joostlubberink5236]

That's why I feel he's way more sincere than you might think. I believe he had an interesting life so far, because the shit he tells cannot just be made up. He's just weird in his head and also talks before he thinks

[@joostlubberink5236]

Update: Just remember, he's from Louisiana. All stories are for at least 90% true story. No way anyone in Louisiana will laugh 😂, just business as usual there

[@sethmath2778]

I mean if u laugh after seeing some bizare shit where he grew up he coulda got killed

[@Geo-wc7jc]

What I find most hilarious about Theo is his wealth of knowledge and experience that seemingly comes from nowhere.

[@KRYKiTx3]

It comes from doing drugs and the places it takes you, while also having a natural gift for wit and confidence

[@JackH2254]

I’d wager he just makes half of the shit up 😂

[@Boozewa]

Yea, it really is hard to imagine 7 beautiful naked women having a pillow fight in front of a big huge picture window

[@Geo-wc7jc]

@@Boozewa k

[@alec187]

When Theo says, ‘back in the day’ or ‘we had this one guy’ you know shit is about to be hilarious

[@camthedingo9553]

Tell the random ass stories

[@M_1_L_3_R]

Completely agree. He needs to develop an animated series based on his stories about growing up similar to Bill Burr's F Is For Family.

[@cuzidodgebullets6797]

Also, back in the day could mean as far back as just yesterday.

[@julies1ify]

This one guy I knew...lol !

[@Mark-xb7ro]

That's why I clicked on this video fast, everytime he says We had this one guy, I know I'm gonna lmao, like lurch, the no arm no leg guy who tried to fight everybody, he'd just lurch you up with his neck.

[@RealAgentHawthorne]

As a black man Theo Von's racey jokes are even funnier when you know that he grew up in a black trailer park in Louisiana 😭

[@haradin1337]

There is a huge difference between being racist and telling racists jokes. I feel like Theo can joke about everything and roars everyone and get away with it. You can feel he has a lot of love in him.

[@trevvrun]

Did he really though or is he just TELLING us he did?

[@Thatdude877]

His father is also from Nicaragua

[@j2oorange]

@@haradin1337 he doesn't tell racist jokes, he tells jokes about race

[@A-ROD-oe8wl]

Because from him it's "how can i make this sound funny & not "how can i make this politically funny so then i could talk about my politics beliefs for the next 20 min of my stand up show trying to be funny " & big emphasis on the "trying" Theo Von does talk a bit about his views on his podcast though

[@FrumpleTb]

Some people really try to catch Theo on his bs but he responds so quickly and with such wit they can’t help but laugh 😂

[@gabbygood6813]

Wit…. Yeah ok, we can go with that

[@PatrickDoherty-m7k]

You probably the only person ever that doesnt find him funny lol@@gabbygood6813

[@aronianspigonian8589]

@@gabbygood6813you do realize he’s a comedian doing bits right? Lmfao

[@evanduckworth9681]

@@gabbygood6813your lack of wit is showing

[@gabbygood6813]

@@evanduckworth9681 awww. Did I hurt your feelings?

[@josh1180]

“Said he lost a part of his leg, idk he could’ve been faking it” “Like CGI?” “Idk what his name was”😂😂😂

[@kailynrai]

Yo he fool 🤣

[@aphaseelec]

Bro the nail was "no, it was a white guy"

[@tshepiempopi.11_11]

I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gopnikstyle9148]

@@aphaseelecyup! Hahaha you know CGI comes across as a black dude hahaha

[@jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803]

I lost my shit when he said that. Genius.

[@fernandorobles40]

I love the autism bit but i especially love how the guys just genuinely cracked up, good sports

[@MediocreTCG]

So fucking good

[@jessiewirick6693]

I was cry laughing so hard I had to stop walking to compose myself when I heard that part. I love that they laughed at it.

[@cro3678]

that was hilarious

[@TheDirvish]

As a Yank, guys like those two limeys are precisely the reason I would die for the UK

[@duffal0]

Imagine you’re on someone’s show and just the first thing you say is “Hou guys have AUTISM”😭😭😭

[@bryanmlally]

Theo starting a podcast by dying laughing listening to the intro, then telling those guys "you guys have-well we call it autism." honestly might be the single greatest roast of all time. 🔥🔥🔥

[@stankzilla8393]

I have a theory that Theo is playing a character and is actually the most genius comic of all time.

[@williamwhite8355]

Same with Norm Macdonald

[@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231]

@@williamwhite8355 Norm legitimately didn't even care if anyone laughed. He would bomb.on stage and then go stand by the door and make everyone shake his hand as they were leaving the venue. I've heard a few comics say nothing makes them laugh harder then a Fart joke or a good comedian bombing on stage.

[@christophervehon9554]

I definitely think he's a smarter guy than he lets on.

[@Kinobambino]

@@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 hilarious cause I see when Norm makes jokes with people he almost looks like he feels misery whenever people laugh at his jokes😂

[@troisharp9703]

There's no character. He's the most genius comic of all time.

[@manuelalejandrocorrea8851]

Jocko: CGI or something..? Theo: I don't know what his name was..💀💀

[@mikenapolitano6424]

Had me cracking up 🤣

[@DaymondLCoffee]

That one got me

[@christopheri6036]

Those are actually my initials 😂

[@Lksz-l9k]

The fact that he says that's not his name because he was white.... LMFAO

[@megajanninatorable]

yes he is so quick :D

[@1234TheBeat4321]

Theo Von is a ray of sunshine in this dark cloudy world. He's a national treasure

[@harrybrown1299]

"Put on 8 slippers and go to bed" theo's mind just works different 🤣

[@iggystardust9236]

Lol bro that just floored me. How quick he just thinks of the most absurd shit to say is hilarious.

[@ddrizzyds1216]

was looking for this comment 😂 theos the goat

[@mrkutty0]

I thot no one said this in the comments🤣🤣

[@brandonwilshire7837]

Had me choking from laughing so hard

[@BeyondThaDeepWoods]

the spider was quiet as fuck like what noise does a spider even make lmfao

[@johnnybravo2873]

Theo making fun of two JACKED Navy Seals for wearing tiny shirts is the level of confidence I aspire to 😂

[@TheDirvish]

Echo is actually a Jiu Jitsu master, not a Navy Seal. That's how he met Jocko I'm pretty sure, was at the gym

[@whitehorse1959]

Yeah, but how about the small boy going shirtless? 😂

[@mattybhoy6522]

They probably respect him more for it

[@PupiGarcia]

That was hilarious!

[@hcctendeep7047]

Hes a comedian, they know not to take it personally

[@noahharper8943]

“CGI or something?” “Uh idk what his name was” 😂

[@Jon79w]

😂

[@light2990]

nah it was a white dude I think

[@shirolee]

LOL i died

[@foreverinChristify]

😂😂😂

[@WyWid]

Are we allergic to time stamps? You saw this but couldn’t do the time stamp?

[@cmac9141]

Theo is such a likable dude. Seems like a very down to Earth/humble guy. I can’t help but root for him.

[@tanzfang3610]

yeah he's very likeable, calling people out for having autism if he doesn't know if they really do. WHAT A LIKEABLE GUY!!!!

[@eba1031]

​@Tanzfang you're a weirdo get off this video lol

[@cmac9141]

@@tanzfang3610 ratio

[@kcroyal100]

He seems more like someone trying hard to be funny and doesn't come off as natural at all. Even tho he's trying to act like that's just how he typically is. The guy supposedly has a degree from LSU, and even though that's not the most prestigious school for academics, he's obviously fooling and playing you all. I guess everyone has to make a living somehow tho🤷🏼‍♂️

[@nyapurrr]

the salt is real above lmfao

[@TeddyGreyOS]

At this point I’ve seen at least 50 “Theo Von Podcast Moments”; but not only was this full of new clips I genuinely hadn’t seen before but they were also all hilarious! You’re killing it bro, this is the best place on KZbin for this content, it’s perfect for someone that loves podcasts but can’t catch up with it all!👏🏼🔥

[@joshuadrummer3234]

Teddy do be speaking truth

[@ellavateyourselftarotwdken7869]

AGREED

[@onthiswater]

facts!

[@raycerussell5519]

Yup I totally second that, this channel is a fucking gold mine for comedy.

[@rocky13m]

Yup same

[@spencerr2323]

“I know you out there pettin them honkey muppets” 😂

[@TomLisankie]

I love when Theo goes like “they had this guy in our town who…” as if there’s some planning committee choosing who gets to live there 😂

[@BLU3F4LC0N881]

That's just how we say it down here. "They had" = "there was".

[@BLU3F4LC0N881]

We say other weird shit like making groceries or lemme axe you a question.

[@BLU3F4LC0N881]

Another example you wrote "Theo goes like" instead of "theo said"

[@SplendidCoffee0]

@Top Lobster Covington, Louisiana. Not too far from New Orleans. It truly is as strange as Theo says, and I absolutely love it.

[@awesomeonesmad2105]

@@funzy101rest in peace Billy Conforto. That damn embankment

[@cadenbrust5226]

Theo thinking that people having British accents is them having autism might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

[@JordEvans736]

I think it's more their demeanour

[@jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803]

I laughed so hard I almost passed out!

[@Spengleman2]

I’m British and I’d say they have autism too

[@x_xLr8]

I think it’s cuz they like math so much

[@kathimilburn8094]

I agree.

[@RoughStoneRollingLapidary]

“A corner liquor store in my neighborhood is the same as a winery.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayknfriends]

Homeless guys “wine tasting” right outside.

[@isaiahwebber9337]

Theo in that serious ass setting with Jocko is soooo out of place but so hilarious at same time.

[@Shmyrk]

But the fact that he had them busting up and stayed true to himself is amazing

[@jacobbelury3417]

That dirt nasty convo tho😂😂😂😂

[@rickymarino1208]

Sitting with killers making jokes

[@CognitiveChaosCreations]

@@rickymarino1208 Exactly...the ONE thing I'll call "BULLSHIT" on that Theo said despite SO MUCH B.S. Theo said/says is that cops are packing heat on their man things between their hamstrings considering their extremely larger than life egos which is the most obvious giveaway that this is NOT true!

[@ItsJustAgamingThing]

@@rickymarino1208 a true badass 😂 making them giggle, just having a good time

[@jackryan4313]

"You guys have, what we call, autism" -Theo Von, definitely 😂

[@rdc4461]

Everybody’s got it

[@shawnmclean7932]

Bit of the tism.

[@ajfromcjbasements6574]

Those dudes pissed him off before the show

[@IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1]

"You guys have what we call, autism."😂 where does he come up with this shit

[@nachetdelcopet]

@@ajfromcjbasements6574what happened?? Can you point

[@CelesteandMayMay]

Theo is the man. His response is so quick as a comedian. I love that he takes us though a journey and we never know where. Theo is super intellectual but also has the gift of gab which is why he’s the man.

[@ibox9s]

you sound emotional

[@timothymaher1205]

The journey in my mind is a town down south with all these hilarious characters. (Sounds like a new cartoon).He could do it easily

[@Horace1993]

@@ibox9s I get his vibe. Are you afraid of feeling something?

[@ibox9s]

@@Horace1993 get away

[@kellyhoffmann1]

Theo is intellectual? I’m not sure you know what that means.

[@chadwilson2091]

Never appreciated how funny Theo was on jocko's podcast while also being deep and talking about his personal hardships. Really a unique guy.

[@SimbaSimba-xv2cl]

I loved the part where Theo Von just wouldnt stop roasting the shit out of Gary Vee and Jocko just couldnt stop laughing😂 Theo is a comedic genius Idgaf if hes lying on some stories they still funny af

[@JaseekaRawr]

He's actually telling the truth about that! 😂 Gary Vee's dad was a rich winer guy lmao. He also kisses his dad on the lips LOL, I'm not even joking 😆😭😭

[@ryder8646]

@@JaseekaRawr you just wouldn't get it, if you want to CRUSH IT like a WINNER you have to make sacrifices like that lol

[@jeffballard3895]

"That's a very RICH thing to say" had me rolling.😂😂

[@SpaceRanger187]

logan...im gonna have to scam some more people for money..space aint cheap

[@johnv17v54]

😭😭😭😭

[@805.anthony___4]

Bruhhhh I’m tearing up from that whole thing😂😂😭

[@805.anthony___4]

3:04

[@usernameonutube]

Plonit

[@coltonbabb2705]

I lost it when he said the spider was so scared of getting shot he put on 8 slippers and went to bed 😂😂😂

[@igotproskill]

me too i hollered 😭😭

[@Mary-lo6mu]

Same !!🤣🤣

[@TaurasSinkus]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@krystania3258]

That’s where I lost it too🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@josephperei2024]

0:45 "i did real well one season" 😂😂😂😂

[@PRYDEEE]

The fact the game is seasonal done me hahaha

[@seabassmcbigfat]

Haven’t even watched the whole one and I got one that cracks me up. “I knew this boy, no arms, used to fuckin’ fight everybody.”

[@rileygally2967]

Neck to neck

[@Cemoman17]

Every time I hear Theo von talk I feel like I’m tripping on shrooms with a friend and he’s telling me jokes out his ass but for some reason it’s hilarious.

[@GeneSledge422]

Never heard a truer statement

[@morgangreen2601]

That is enlightenment. Theo is a spiritual entity.

[@justMsBruss]

Yes! He makes me feel like I'm back in the 1980s tripping acid with friends.

[@HelloMello338]

Bro, on point. Well described

[@BeyondMillennium]

I used to do stuff like that back in the day. I remember when I was younger, my friend and I were on some mushrooms and my friend asked me if I wanted some tea. Me: What kind? Him: Luzianne. Me: No thanks. That's like the Long John Silver's of tea. Him: Chuckles...then stops. What do you mean? Me: Well, I eat at Long John Silver's once a year to remind myself why I don't eat there.

[@SimplyCatieASMR]

He is easily my favourite person to watch 😂 I wanna spend a day with this man

[@Matthew-307]

Same lol

[@tshepiempopi.11_11]

Absolutely!😂😂😂

[@xanaxshake]

100%

[@BuckScrotumn]

I think you’d prefer to spend the night with him as well lmao.

[@bradhend]

Theo is unbelievably funny. He's at his best off the cuff. His experiences make him a treasure trove of hilarious wisdom.

[@Agent_Sparkle]

Theo is one of the few unique comedy figures around. Hilarious and completely his own. Wife and I got tickets to see him in a couple weeks and can't wait.

[@manfrommaine1194]

It’s been a couple weeks, I wanna hear how it was 😂

[@poeskey]

@@manfrommaine1194 same. Me too

[@jacobdavis736]

How was the show?

[@kyle1751]

I fuckin love theo but I'm not the biggest fan of his stand-up

[@DracoPadilla]

@@kyle1751 Same. He's hilarious when he's being himself, but his standup ain't too great. Just like I think Joey Diaz is the funniest dude to ever live, but not his standup.

[@GTF85]

I’m English and only recently started listening to Theo regularly, I’ve always known who he is but just thought he was average and had decent moments but I’ve gotta say he’s much funnier than I realised and he comes across as a top lad! I think his funniest moments are off the cuff on podcasts sharing anecdotes, just naturally hilarious at adding mad notes to stories as he goes along rolling with whatever is said to him by the company he’s sharing. Type of guy to easily find common ground with strangers wherever he goes.

[@satxstevie1491]

11:50 “the spider, you know, quiet as f*ck dude. had put on 8 slippers & f*ckin went to bed bro” 😂

[@Aziz009-z6s]

Explain this one haha

[@AsherGallegos-lu2bn]

​@@Aziz009-z6sspiders have 8 legs

[@TennesseeTriStar]

Him laughing at their accents and intro is hilarious in itself.

[@therealko7013]

You guys have a autism 😂😂

[@TennesseeTriStar]

@@therealko7013 But Theo beat autism though lol

[@mrloirinha98]

Idk what you call it but you have autism had me dying

[@david-noel]

Bro I feel like he was clowning them especially in the end I was crying 😂

[@TennesseeTriStar]

@@david-noel exactly. Their podcast is annoying af . I was so happy seeing him make fun of them

[@WhiteBreadCrumb]

Theos ability to tight rope on the most horrible shit is unmatched

[@skmo7072]

I love Theo Von and Jocko. It always feels like someone joking their way out of getting murdered.

[@miketython1550]

😂😂

[@fadew55]

Holy shit that's so perfect. The black and white really does it. Seems like a scene in a movie. And Jocko doesn't bite on anything. Just staring him down like oh yeah keep talking

[@nightshiftreports3866]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@englishcottagelife8121]

Dude: So Paulie, what do you do for a living? Theo: Benzos.

[@Life_of_Matthew]

The story about the animals shutting up after the dog got shot had me crying

[@richardrivas69]

The spider lol

[@drumma04]

Eight slippers on and went to bed

[@nunyabiz2889]

"CGI, maybe?" "Mmm... I don't know what his name was." 😂

[@zdfsbnsdfn]

Theo is one of the most impressive comedians I've ever heard. Idk what he does. It might not even be funny. But how he says everything is absolutely hilarious. He beat comedy By being hilarious without even being funny.

[@PatrickDoherty-m7k]

He has never told a shit joke, every single thing he says is hilarious and that requires a lot of intelligence, stupid people arent capable of being that funny neither are slightly above average intelligence people, dudes a literal genius with comedy. Most comedians are very intelligent people, and Theo is the only comedian I know of who has never said a shit joke.

[@mistarrred]

I used to think he just said stupid shit, but there is lowkey a lot of thought put into some of his "off the cuff" stuff and it's very witty if you think about it. Being stupid funny gets old quick, Theo is very clever.

[@lolhai6430]

The way he has jocko and echo giggling like school boys and chuckling when theo innocently roasted them. It was soooo funny

[@chelyzmarx7477]

i laugh way too hard at that part 😂😂😂

[@daltiejul]

I've listened to so many of his jokes but didn't realize how funny he is until I just had my earbuds in while working at home and just found myself laughing so much to myself!

[@toobigforu346]

I like how he kept asking those british dudes what they call shit 🤣🤣

[@anthonysoto229]

Theo always brings me to tears man. What makes me laugh is Theo is dead serious. No need to joke. Pure natural humor man.

[@staypositive5718]

No woman no cryyyyyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶

[@anshuuu9708]

@@staypositive5718 no woman, no cry

[@Pacem90]

D’Elia nailed it: “you start a sentence and have no idea where it’s going”

[@ryedoll]

I don't think people realize just what a treasure theo.von is. His humor along with his wit could span so many decades. The same stuff he says now he could say 30 years ago and nail it in a way that makes the whole room explode in laughter.

[@HDIII]

The brightest star in today’s diluted mainstream comedy... Thanks for doin sh*t different Theo.

[@jellyfish1433]

I love Theo because he just doesn’t stop 😂 it’s like a consistent rhythm too that interrupts everyone until he’s gotten his point across

[@valzaeth]

Theo Von comedy is something you never knew you needed til you found it!

[@belak1551]

“What do you do for a living?” Theo-“Opiates” Lol.

[@ericsullivan7190]

Theo is the only one who can make Jocko laugh so hard he can’t breath

[@sgreene2036]

He cures my bipolar/depression. I wake up hating life and I can watch some Theo and before I know it smiling and laughing

[@loes3000]

Lost it on the first clip after he said “C’mon Lady” lmaoooo. “Moon Meats” got me too😂😂😂😂

[@craigalexander4532]

I can’t get over Theo and Jocko even being in the same room. Then he was messing with Jocko about his tight shirt problem. That’s good stuff

[@orangewarm1]

He might be the best story-teller I've heard in a while.

[@argentinodelavillacomerata2399]

Charlie Murphy - RIP 🪦

[@JesusRojas-zs1bx]

That jocko bit about the tight shirts had me dying!!!

[@l3joint]

The Theo jocko clip was priceless 🤣 Theo roasting that guy made my day.

[@albthebeaman]

“Rogan would be out there working the trager” 😂😂😂😂 4:10

[@wack2315]

Theo has actually proved he's one of the funniest comics of our generation in the last 2 years, when he first came around i didn't fw hin too much but over the last while i've seen so much clips from him i'd be hyped to see his next stand up

[@stevethebarber1]

“The guys just knuckleing through some chowder” killed me 😂😂😂

[@JudyArroyo-uo4sg]

😂

[@APR702]

When he said the spider put on 8 slippers and went to bed I lost it 😂😂😂

[@drsus0]

I LOVE that howie 100% gets Theo's humor and plays with him perfectly! Simon Rex was the complete opposite, dude couldn't find the funny line if he was wearing it

[@scottmccoppin3]

Simon Rex is hilarious in Scary Movie 3

[@squishyushi]

Theo telling Logan “I don’t wanna die on this planet” is such a wealth thing is so fucking funny

[@ElonMusk-qs4uw]

1000%

[@timangar9771]

Bro they ask him "what is the one thing we aren't talking about but should be" and my man's out there talking about some strong and beautiful birds in Newcastle man I can't😂😂

[@timmeinshausen6060]

i love how he sensed them mocking joe rogan for ivermectin and he COMPLETELY turned the conversation on its ass and made it awkward talking about paying people to look at his A$$ and they were all just so awkward and couldnt keep track. He was in complete control. hes a genius.

[@david-noel]

I completely missed that at first until I rewatched it and damn that was a fire ass play they tryna clown his boy Rogan and he switched that shit up so quick

[@Dawood4]

@@david-noel time stamp?

[@david-noel]

@@Dawood4 4:05 when they start talking about Rogan on mars mike slips in the word “ivermectin” for actually no reason whatsoever and just watch theo realize immediately and switch the whole thing around

[@OhDeeDoubleU]

Tbh you should be mocking Rogan for promoting ivermectin lmfaooo

[@timmeinshausen6060]

@@OhDeeDoubleU I have a feeling you don’t know what the word honesty means

[@Dz3no2]

Theo is by far the most creative and witty comic. This type of examples can only come from experience, by far one of my favs.

[@kisermooney7165]

Theo saying that there is an extra small size child out there who doesn’t have a shirt because jocko took them all is beyond hilarious😭😂

[@snitchbstudios]

When Theo starts a story by acknowledging the object has multiple names, you know it's gonna be funny.

[@Straggler8]

One of the very few people that made Joey Diaz cry laughing on numerous occasions - love them both

[@svenskhet8688]

Nah Joey diaz sucks. Theo’s a legend though

[@Andy.G8]

@@svenskhet8688 No one asked you lil bro.

[@sailorofthesoul1945]

@@svenskhet8688 eat shit

[@ramanjjii]

@@svenskhet8688 joey Diaz e g bror

[@RedKeitele]

“Put on 8 slippers “ 😂😂😂

[@LeonardoDiAficionado]

2:39 CGI? No I don’t know what his name was💀

[@kelsibadua3390]

Bro this a beast of an edit somehow I haven’t seen most of these clips. Killing it. I’m fucking dying 30 seconds in

[@musicandmania]

I love that you can never truly tell the difference between the truth and a bit and that's why he's the most genuine hilarious comedian

[@yungsoy7561]

that gary Vee rant might’ve been the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while , he just kept goin 😂😂😂

I was too dumb for too long to realise how genius-level funny Theo actual is 😂👍🤣

[@kyzersoze.musicology]

He’s a master at taking things out of context and making it sound hilarious lol

[@cIeetz]

4:48 You can see here that Theo is working his stand-up act all the time. Even when sitting He was ready for buddy to ask "who" but instead he asked "how much" and theo went through with the bit how he had it written thats exactly what stand-up comedy is, telling stories whether real or fake and building the narrative as the segment goes on, often coming back to a prior joke in Segways

[@rcnhsuailsnyfiue2]

*segues

[@gabbygood6813]

Thank you for explaining comedy…. We were lost without you!

[@MrEasye6996]

We really need to protect this man. Imagine being his kid/grandkid and hearing all the awesome stories he has to tell

[@mbernac2]

Man, I’m glad Theo got away from Brendan Schaub. Immediately seemed happier and his comedy is improving.

[@dreamtheater6343]

Who’s that?

[@jodyhiiirolla2398]

You realize all of these clips, absolutely every single one of these clips, are from way before he left the kats podcast. And to say he got away from Brendan is such an ignorant statement because if you were truly a fan of Theo you would know him and Brendan are just as close if not closer than when they did the show. You guys gotta give this moronic narrative up already.

[@mbernac2]

@@jodyhiiirolla2398 lol get ahold of yourself. You sound like an emotional wreck lmao

[@anthonyontv]

@@jodyhiiirolla2398 pretty sure he was saying he’s funnier now than when he was in these clips. You gotta stop dick riding, your emotions are getting in the way of your eyes.

[@lastrights23]

@@jodyhiiirolla2398 everyone wants to get away from brendan. chris d’philia openly mocks brendan on their pod so i don’t doubt for a second if theo left because he couldn’t stand him

[@Jstrelts]

I was eating an ice cream cone and i was legitimately concerned for my life. Watching this and eating is a chokin hazard for real man. This was too funny!

[@mikem3543]

“Knuckling through some chowder”.... hahahahahaha!!

[@mattmckay9547]

That black dude, Ellis I think his name was with the role play was so good! Dudes got something special, stage presence and all that on point son

[@Christian-ll3wk]

"Bro, you guys got have.... we call it austim. Idk what you guys call it..." HAHAHAH had me dying.

[@1979augistine]

Theo making jocko laugh until his eyes dissappear is beyond hilarious to me .

[@dsandoval9396]

O girl at the beginning asking "can't you be in a circle?" And Theo with the "com'on lady!" Like THAT was the line someone stepped over 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@patrickfrehn7883]

Whenever i have a bad day Theo really manages to make me crack up. I love this guy

[@Jimmymiller-nk7cl]

"I did real well one season " This guy is something else !! 😂 make me laugh

[@jrvondoom]

It’s scary that the way he says “papa joe” has been in my head since this episode and whenever I hear papa or joe that’s how it now sounds in my head. Already a classic.

[@culturebreath369]

The break up call was to damn funny! Every bit of a Theo clip is just rolling with humor. My goodness. 🤣💀

[@mending_chord6787]

I loved this comp. Theo is one of the funniest human beings on Earth. xD

[@Cam-rm1wn]

I love how similar Howie’s sense or humor aligns so well with Theo. We plays along so well with Theo’s tangents and def sees his brilliance

[@AllBrixedUp]

“Unless there’s a murderer out in the yard you gotta tighten it up for the night” my new story for me dawg

[@parknasty9400]

I’m on a good micro-dose and I’m in tears laughing 😂

[@anusmcgee4150]

Nobody cares that you’re on drugs, you’re not cool

[@demevilwayz3230]

There are good comedians, there are really funny ones. And then there's Theo Von. He's different funny. A genius.

[@PomPotsy]

"I don't want to die on this planet" "That's a very rich thing to say I feel like" 😂😂😂

[@b19xx]

I LOVE THEO! I would've loved to grow up with him! What a lifetime of laughing!

[@Greenmachine33]

2:15 nothing could have prepared me for that comment

[@Bryan-fb8dh]

He's right about Garry V. In most parts of the world if your dad owns a business any business, your rich. That means he ate well, lived in a nice house, had name brand clothes shoes and his family had a nice car. Thats a rich life.

[@vitaly6312]

You’re right, but I’d just say that he worked at a liquor store for a long time until the owner sold it and he bought it. So a bit more nuanced than the clip.

[@Bryan-fb8dh]

@@vitaly6312 Not taking anything away from Garry, he hustles and he's smart. I played basketball religiously and I know 90 percent of the NBA are kids of past NBA or college athletes. Garry had a leg up. Giving a 100 isnt enough.

[@rileygally2967]

I’d be stoked if my family owned any kind of business