The Alpha Tate Got Robbed?!

[@jurpled]

As a Jamaican born and raised there, I’m not surprised.

[@okkkkokokkokkokokkojojojoj7539]

Me too

[@urmomssidechicklol]

Same

[@itz_not_mari]

same

[@vitoice9653]

honestly

[@chromedesires8895]

same

[@julio4972]

We need more videos where Joe just tells stories

[@gackocl1116]

Like the mafia one

[@oliviasommerville4733]

Ikr his stories about Jamaica was so entertaining

[@ReedDrums]

@@gackocl1116 the mafia one was the brst

[@thatguypal.]

Ong

[@tcjanni1259]

@@oliviasommerville4733 i swear it was the funniest shit when he told us about his jamaica vacation last year

[@hubabot6836]

By the way for anyone wondering the legal drinking age in Jamaica is 18 so Joe was not breaking the law

[@Pika24100]

If anyone actually gave a fuck, they need to get a life lmfao

[@lenny998]

ngl im 16 and i drink i don't think it really matter

[@idkman8958]

They dont care what age you are

[@cezarhg2007]

legal drinking age is 18 or slightly under it every where else in the world, america's just backwards

[@jokingplague7615]

@@lenny998 damn what a poor choice that is

[@jusma21]

I swear Andrew can’t decide his own accent, he sounds British af when he says words like “bottle” “little” etc. but is otherwise American

[@reivax6368]

He grew up in chicago and london, switched between both so thats why his accent is weird

[@1kaiis]

on admin ross’s live stream he mentioned that it’s because he’s been around the world everywhere. and btw that is such a good stream and it’s on youtube if you want to see the interview

[@eternalbattle1438]

He moved to Luton, England when he was 9 or something. Of course he'll have a mixed accent. Get over it.

[@squeakzvr9882]

I heard he’s like Romanian or smt

[@reivax6368]

@@squeakzvr9882 he was born in Chicago...

[@DMaineMusic]

As a man who has many Jamaican family and friends. Not bad on your first attempt on the accent. I don’t think anyone would get mad. You’re explaining your experience; and it’s hilarious.😂😭

[@stephenprasad2300]

naw man funny yes still terrible he dont pay you u dont gotta kiss his ass u sheeple

[@kakabito7520]

Damn as a Jamaican it's funny but man it sucks that drug vendors are causing this stereo type to be formed around our culture also yh don't leave the resort if you dont wanna get robbed criminals prey on tourists it really sucks man hopefully shit changes soon and makes it safer for tourists

[@deezm4743]

Rasta toes

[@erenjeager9483]

its not a stereotype it just factual.

[@bouncybooty3252]

Black people

[@KaliFlesh]

@@kastratiermir02 I'm a Jamaican, and I have barely stolen anything in my entire life

[@Haineporzizou]

@@KaliFlesh bredda every thief at least one tap lie

[@xlbdub]

joes laugh is genuinely so wholesome 😂

[@probablyevan3947]

Joe you need to do more rants and stories they make my day dude

[@stillwyatt]

My day always gets better when Joe uploads

[@zenvoGD]

I'm not clicking the link

[@FolkIbis]

Same

[@rockleehimself520]

yes

[@JJTheCoolMan]

Do not click on the link

[@MeepArchive]

Link?

[@sodium4759]

Can never tell if Andrew Tate is being honest or lying😭

[@emmawinestone_Christian]

Same💀💀

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

90 percent of the time he is definitely lying

[@Lol-zc1vd]

He just trolling

[@Lol-zc1vd]

@@ttvcormacmac5602 so basically trolling

[@JamesThePokemonHunter]

@@ttvcormacmac5602 I don't think he's being honest. He says outlandish stuff all the time like reading makes you dumb or making KZbin videos isn't hard. He rarely says something actually smart or useful. Not to mention he's literally a criminal

[@frostykun6764]

As a citizen of jamaica i confirm this is true like you cant be in a jamacian home without a grill and alot of people smoke ngl like every other person you meet

[@abephobia]

Kind of an exaggeration. It's not "every other person you meet"

[@mrsavagemans]

@@abephobia he said “like”

[@laurynlatty7758]

As a Jamaican American if ur a foreigner with no connections in Jamaica and you have to stay at a resort STAY AT A RESORT! If not you will get robbed, people will try to sell stuff to you, you can be harassed. STAY AT THE RESORT they have it all inclusive and segregated for a reason 😂

[@djaunreid7323]

I can confirm this is true

[@orvillepeterkin4812]

Your giving bad advice and fear mongering. You'll not get robbed if you leave the resort. They tell you that so you'll buy the souvenirs at the hotel and not outside, which is terrible for the economy. Bad advice!!

[@OrganicMilkGang]

@@orvillepeterkin4812 watch the video

[@mwezzi2906]

Joe is so lucky, I wish I met kevin durant.

[@exoticlol4215]

lmfao

[@JackTF10]

​@@Kard1nho thanks captain obvious

[@stephenprasad2300]

go to a game

[@AshelDoesShit]

kevin durant is so lucky

[@wompsonearth]

joe is the chosen, he could NEVER lose an argument with his girlfriend no matter what

[@Fndrdaghost]

Yo love it when Joe tells stories while reacting 😫😌❤️

[@fuboniousmcgee570]

10:04 i remember my dad (a white American) telling me this story about the different prices that venders would sell you based on what race you are. He was living in Tunisia and had a friend who bought a bag that he liked, so he asked him where he got it and how much it cost. His friend told him what would be the equivalent to about 26 US dollars, so he thought it was a good price and went down to the shop to buy it. When he asked the vender how much it was he told him it was 60 bucks, and my dad was shocked and went back to his friend explaining what happened. His friend asked him if he spoke to the vender in English, to which my dad said yes. The friend tells him to go around to different shops and speak different languages and see the price difference. Sure enough that's what he does, he goes to the first shop, speaks English, 60 bucks. Goes to the next shop, speaks french, 40 bucks. Finally he goes to the next shop and speaks Arabic, to which he was offered the price of around 26 bucks. So my dad explains to him that he had gone to different shops and received different prices for the language he spoke. The vender acknowledged this and told him it was true and that depending on where you come from, he would charge more or less. Just thought that was interesting

[@matisonrylee]

my day always gets better when joe uploads something♥️

[@raigo4887]

GUYS!!! I want to make it clear that this doesn't happen everywhere in Jamaica Yes there is violence but violence is everywhere. I have lived in Jamaica my whole life and I have never felt as if my life has been threatened

[@Pika24100]

The people who watch Tate don’t give a fuck. They’ll all generalize this perspective to the whole country and it’s people as soon as they finish the vid because they’re too dumb to understand nuance

[@michellekhatri7991]

Sameee and I'm a Jamaican female

[@comeongottadoit9340]

Cause your not a tourist

[@raigo4887]

@@comeongottadoit9340 they treat the tourist better here than their own people. ofc they can scam you but if shit hits the fan even a citizen would defend a tourist

[@lfclegend7327]

I've visited the quintessential villa in montego bay, best vacation I've ever been to!

[@nic0leshi]

as a jamaican, jamaica has gotten way more dangerous after COVID. but there is no need to stereotype the way he did kinda always do your research of wherever your traveling though

[@abephobia]

Exactly

[@elitedarker]

joe that story had me dying 💀

[@t0pper8]

Which one

[@elitedarker]

@@t0pper8 the one joe told about his time in Jamaica

[@t0pper8]

@@elitedarker oh that one

[@elitedarker]

@@t0pper8 yea

[@Splimb]

Smh Andrew should have drove back in his bagati and fought the robbers beta male activity😒

[@hiljicardrawings3467]

ong💀

[@Lol-zc1vd]

Like you could do that🤡

[@MargielaUndies]

@@Lol-zc1vd it’s a joke

[@JelaniK]

Love him or hate him, this story was entertaining asf lmao

[@tatorchip1949]

Who else is seeming this literally 30 seconds after he posted it

[@ItzGrum]

Who else is reading this comment 3 seconds after they commented this?

[@dababyhorsy1724]

Me

[@Notlazydontcare]

Yes

[@StriclyStreetRap]

Im seeming it to

[@zenvoGD]

Me

[@iJc218]

after joe finished telling his story and went back to Andrew Tate I completely forgot what the video was about

[@hel_raza3637]

Same lol 😭

[@Mengkah]

Me too

[@UncookedCereal-rd8gk]

Tate is actually enjoyable when he acts like a real person

[@bubbysear1260]

Yeah his stories are pretty fun when he's being serious

[@demonshade4120]

@@bubbysear1260 It also gives me the impression that he is a normal person and just playing a character.

[@u__u7]

@@demonshade4120 hopefully tbh

[@hotdogsfly2965]

@@demonshade4120 he just exaggerates

[@fate8007]

@@hotdogsfly2965 yea and hes also wrong alot

[@down_badj5285]

When ever Joe posts I’m instantly happy

[@ssundeebestclips1795]

Joe's outro for his KZbin videos is almost always, "I got to pee real quick I'll be right back"!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zyan2943]

As a Dominican I can tell that yes in my country they always put the prices more high just for any people that isn’t from there but the areas that are for tourist are very protected so is very strange if someone asked you is you want drugs or something but it’s not recommended to do go out without someone from the country because they will steal from you and make you pay in high prices

[@CarlosDaSavage1]

The Jamaican accent had me crying laughing Kevin Durant also had me crying actual tears 🤣

[@SUTTYEA]

Joe: I stayed in the hotel and had a great time Tate: I ignored the rules, left the hotel and almost died

[@mikegotpizza0918]

Joe’s Jamaican accent is fire 🔥

[@wayned535]

"I'd pay the guy. That's an honest scam." 💀💀💀💀

[@Oswald767]

Why would you risk not paying and him and his friends coming back after you? After all they know exactly where you live.

[@Bryce_golf_]

joe you need to start a storytime series

[@balkan.exe.]

When I went to the Dominican Republic it was the same thing. One time I was in my room and some guys knocked on my door at 2 am with full AK-47s showing me a picture saying “do you recognize this man”. I said no and they said “okay don’t leave the room we might have a problem”. My first time outside of the US in 2016

[@platelett]

i’m jamaican, country side is amazing and i have never rlly been to the touristy parts of jamaica 💀never had a bad experience, i was always with my jamaican native mom.

[@hovolol]

I completely forgot ab the andrew tate video while joe was explaining his Jamaica trip 😭

[@sabzen_chiiick6564]

This vid is fresher than the bread on my counter

[@tiibear5484]

As a Jamaican myself I can tell you that does happen but there’s places you could drive to you should 100 percent drive to

[@ricecakes1]

imagine waking up just to drive all the way to the resort to sell drugs to tourists

[@steveohellno]

When you’re desperate for money in a poor country. You’ll resort doing anything necessary. It quite sad, I wish people can find an honest living…but life is difficult than people perceive

[@Koltenyoutube]

@@steveohellno ^

[@michellekhatri7991]

@@steveohellno nah they are just worthless idiots. I'm Jamaican and most of these man are cruffs who get the opportunity like everyone else to make a honest living. They got boats why don't they do fishing? Fishermen get a lot of money here

[@GoldYT722]

the funniest part was tate saying "if a guy says his name is the grim reaper get out the f#cking car" LOL but i also love joe telling us his experience in jamaica

[@dromeson]

im jamaican and your accent was kinda good

[@Merkryy]

Watching this rn while on vacation in Jamaica

[@EmLovesMusicx]

My day when joe uploads📈📈📈📈

[@ThatIndianEdgar]

2:19 that was actually really good

[@Mrchikenwing]

Good?

[@chiaracola1]

Joe is 5 head entertainment 😌👑

[@mythaintaken]

Joes Jamaican accent sounds like a whole new person

[@roscolando]

Well Joe getting your identity stolen is also a pain in the ass

[@Ayo-ro3pi]

I like how in the first few seconds we saw Andrew rate talk about the Jamaican hotel and joe just went off telling us a story

[@fweakplayz]

Joe's vibe talk was so much more entertaining than Andrew, not even gonna lie

[@yump7408]

they were both entertaining and funny asf

[@IronShadow01]

@@yump7408 nah tate is predictable af, just says edgy stuff to pop off

[@doodododo4370]

I luv your thumbnail joe

[@abephobia]

Jamaica isn't that bad, just don't go to some areas. For the most part it's an amazing country.

[@krakuna9665]

how do you not have more subs u are my favorite youtuber😭

[@taiwannia8341]

Andrew Tate is such a good story teller even if he was lying

[@fentmeister]

i know espically when hes trafficing

[@jacobramassar8037]

@@fentmeisterbruh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@caliburn0184]

@@fentmeister he's out now,cry me rivers

[@Weluvnico]

"just let me know man" said the life guard XD

[@zahrah5193]

I used to go to Jamaica as a kid to visit family in the more rural areas and I never knew of this drug/scam stuff lmfaoo. It was great tho, everything was so freeing. Best childhood memories.

[@Jamieisthatguy]

Bro we need a Joe bartolozzi storytime

[@devintrick3045]

I can’t tell you how fking hard I laughed when he said Kevin Durant.😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@themooseman2388]

Love this content bro can’t wait till the next episode keep it up

[@iwillbetracer1095]

Americans trying to say Jamaican accents are so funny to me LMAOOO 😭😭💀

[@Kararm1914]

I love joes storys so much

[@solsolsolomon]

I like your surname. Where is your family from?

[@shiverop8027]

hes slowly turning into a andrew fan watch

[@essi_mou]

Fax

[@ERAEDITS123]

bro joes jamaican is so good

[@matcorona4087]

Joe is close to a million I hope he does something extreme or something he can destroy again

[@jaxn9285]

13:05 Joe, Tate is lightskin my dude

[@KartercL]

I just want a video of joe telling story’s from places he’s traveled to

[@PixelCrusader11]

Petition for joe to start a Storytime channel

[@kaeyasnut2212]

he's been to Jamaica once and he will never go again.

[@hunterwollin9401]

this got posted while i was watching your videos

[@Speed-es2kj]

Me being a Jamaican that kinda true

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

0:04 Just saw this one😂😂😂😂😂 Grim's OD

[@luck-plays1]

andrew was probably pissed the taxi wasnt a boo gaht ee

[@shbtrump619]

Andrews Head to the side looks like squidward's house 😆

[@jacobschwartz5592]

interesting take on the whole Jamaica not leaving the resort thing, because I left the resort like 4 times to see different things and I was fine

[@rubenespinoza1545]

Tbh he does a pretty good Jamaican accent 😂

[@personguy2694]

We need to see joe react to dandruff removal and worm in hair videos

[@magneticmonster1365]

Bro Imagine calling yourself an alpha male and being all like “ I’m so cool I invested in crypto” and then you get robbed

[@MajdoAk]

millionair with a buggati got robbed by a gang for a thousand dollars whoch is ike

[@emanueltoma6111]

what does being an alpha have to do with being robbed ? It's literally just a story bro lol calm down

[@isaiahaaron493]

Just wanna say love you my boy keep doing what your doing your killing it

[@thesmileshow9651]

If I were as stupid as Tate, I woulda stayed in the car and stolen the car, driven back to the hotel, and gotten back to US as fast as possible.

[@A.Mwl21]

Andrew isn’t stupid

[@EmLovesMusicx]

Oml joe i love your vids sm

[@kujocorw142]

Getting robbed is such a beta move 😅

[@jakethesnake3851]

Please keep doing these

[@user-yt7fo3qu6p]

Well damn who else to blame but him? They told him not to leave, damn 4 gates? Shiiit catch me turn back at the second gate 🫠

[@cryingafrican6858]

That is actually terrifying

[@yoshi4721]

Tbh I wouldn’t even be mad, if anything I would be mad at myself for falling for it

[@jadenncube1303]

Joe you have one of the greatest Jamaican accents ever

[@Dingus.8895]

alpha Tate looks like the kind of guy who believes he is Vin Diesel

[@Lol-zc1vd]

2:34 Joe Jamaican accent is actually pretty good

[@uhdiva]

bro lying rn 💀

[@danielemery2420]

go to puerto rico has decent beaches and its decent good food at certain spots

[@itsryryent]

Should've titled it "Racist Gets Robbed"

[@offcialaa2progamr]

tate literally went to a random guys car no questions, bur had the most complex explanation for why he said that "i like girls but dont want to go to a strip club"

[@julianthompson6159]

Another happy day cause Joe uploaded

[@zackbrown5201]

He is an amazing story teller whether it's true or not....I really don't care . It's entertaining!

[@Polarpylons]

i love joes vids

[@stepdadbonk]

Joe literally looks like tate but with hair, they got the same outlook on life aswell

[@liv1242youtube]

that’s offensive to joe bruh

[@JJTheJingler]

Bro joe looks literally nothing like Tate what are you talking about

[@banako420]

my guy where did you get that they have the same outlook on life? I don't see joe being openly sexist LMAO

[@chelsymcclinton8799]

4:17 OD bro stacked😂

[@robertlarosejr.1535]

If I had Tate money I’d pay that 😂

[@Tayl3n_yt]

off topic but that accent was fire

[@UrKidsMyVan]

we need a Tate and Bartolozzi collab

[@zaina-d2e]

NO

[@jjaw8333]

My absolute favorite joe vid😂😂😂

[@BananaWashingMachine]

How did the most powerful man in the universe get robbed?