My Chat Learns How To Rob A Bank?!?

[@CarterDoesStuff73]

Alternate title: Joe reveals what he plans to do after he retires

[@bigkakes2214]

@@realinstagramuser. dies of cringe

[@maskedandblank7565]

@@realinstagramuser. bro what does that have to do with anything

[@harper8739]

When he hits 30 we all group up then rob every atm then with that money we take over Wyoming

[@Sketchisawesome]

michael fucking de santa

[@trueapexpredatordestroying4018]

@@realinstagramuser. goofy bot

[@zqilz_elo]

Bruh joe is the most relatable person I have ever seen tbh

[@kapperr2340]

@@Instabruh.User.. now what?

[@silkypaws420]

Fr

[@Andrewcosta15]

🎉

[@qwertymangoes6455]

No joke her replicates my train of thought, he just says it out loud. 😂

[@ynrloco4608]

@@qwertymangoes6455he*😂

[@Gabers917]

2 weeks later after this video: *News reporters say a bunch of 13 year olds rob a bank after watching a Twitch Steamer called Joe Bariolozzi*

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

[@TheReverse6_V3tt]

@@angelemeana2754 shut up I'm almost deciding to stop being Cristian

[@Tomfoolery2404]

@@angelemeana2754 this is NOT the place to preach

[@flipo9850]

@@Tomfoolery2404is this real or real

[@Tomfoolery2404]

@@flipo9850 real

[@fatalmwc8495]

Joe can be Realistic while being funny and it’s not that easy to please KZbin audiences so well done Joe

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. F

[@angelemeana2754]

@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. I

[@angel_bzkr]

@@angelemeana2754amen

[@tysonfrey3681]

My dad works at a bank. These people tried to steal the ATM, but after it broke, they took off their ski mask and looked straight into the camera. They got arrested 2 days later

[@gameplayingboi8893]

I can tune into Joe's streams at any time and get enjoyment, he knows when to be serious and how to entertain and it makes for perfect enjoyable content for a wide audience

[@RigzisRoman]

Fr

[@Ytboymunch808]

Fr

[@chefniko_]

W comment

[@natalia-sy7nc]

Fr, he’s amazing💯

[@natalia-sy7nc]

@@chefniko_ ong

[@opps9669]

Joe is in the top .01% of youtubers who aren't cringe

[@sodarino]

Bros up there with daz

[@Viavex1]

@@sodarino bro what 💀

[@RealWrestlingBeaver]

@@sodarino daz is cringe af

[@yezzitik]

@@RealWrestlingBeaver cap

[@binkeenum2862]

Joe gunna hit up Lester 😂😂😂

[@sarcazm6281]

you know its a good day when joe posts

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

[@angelemeana2754]

@@Instabruh.User.. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H

[@eunicemulec3865]

Love joes videos! I was able to get into part of his stream for this reaction. His content is so exiting and engraving because of his chat interaction. Glad I saw the video in the first half hour.

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.ch

[@angelemeana2754]

@@realinstagramuser. May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

[@cqazyfn7]

"YOOu're gonna protect over 200 billion for free?" Nah man they be taking just a little bit during there shift.

[@2kmaddness16]

You are the only person who can make me genuinely laugh on the internet.

[@memes_for_free_]

Joe about to fuck up an atm with a crowbar and a go cart 😂😂

[@Macemanchewy]

Joe: *sees 200 billion* Joe: *has a seizure*

[@Dannytournier]

The British army watching a 4.11ft white dude running at them with a heavy lmg: 🙃

[@fuboniousmcgee570]

3:18 joe when he turns 30: "this KZbin shit don't pay like it used to *VRROOOOOOMMM*"

[@Trentgh01]

4:56 Is a future GTA heist

[@toroinou2526]

14:04 He literally has chi- spewed all over his wall, lmao- XD

[@wrxithy]

6:35 bro is fiending over the vault💀

[@nubbet_2182]

JOE YOU'RE UNDER SERVALENCE BY A STRANGE FIGURE KNOWN AS VIEWERS ON KZbin & TWITCH (we are watching)

[@Jdotttyyyy]

4:42 2 Bros thinking about doing a GTA heist in real life

[@goatalious545]

I unfortunately watched this already on stream but still gonna watch it lmao

[@voncosmo2.0]

Gold and all precious metals and jewlry do have unique codes to track them. That's why people would melt it down into something else.

[@yedyeddisonqj1]

the guys who robbed the bank in 2006 are the real life versions of the payday gang

[@zachreed1961]

Joe really done said bet

[@ghaithalsawair5455]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when joe posts

[@toxire]

you just don’t know what to say cuz we’re early to the vid

[@dawisejaqweez7531]

No to his younger audience their school day has finished and im sure some had a horrible day

[@imretro2182]

@@dawisejaqweez7531 your real fun at parties huh?

[@coolitd]

same pfp

[@Obajra]

8:10 bros holding some dudes whole life spendings

[@KReese-jp3ln]

SHELBYVILLE IS IN TENESSEE

[@marzbar_5404]

They need GTA British Edition

[@ballzinwadder]

Been waiting for this upload since I saw the stream. Keep up the great work joe👍

[@historybois7758]

When was the stream video

[@ballzinwadder]

@@historybois7758 a couple of weeks ago I think, its not very recent

[@historybois7758]

@@ballzinwadder oh okay, thanks

[@ThatCookieAddict]

4:19 just make sure you realize just how dense gold is, like have you seen a model of just how much atoms it takes to make a semi-small bar?

[@cartiishot9785]

Make a wish kids last wish is to go to the vault and steal bars for his parents

[@luigiquattro8107]

Lol i was the one that said something a bout ballistic armor, im wheezing rn.

[@Quaid-O-Potato]

The British vault is actually Ryan toy review’s personal bank

[@williebean7896]

how has joe not got ten million he really deserves it, joe if you see this you are doing a great job as a youtuber keep it up :)

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. H

[@katlinweatherholtz9510]

funfact the vault has 214billion

[@Deleted669]

⚠️ warning, warning, false information‼️‼️⚠️

[@cqazyfn7]

Those thieves trying to pay off there debt, they already bought those Yeezys

[@finnscribner363]

There is 421,053 bars

[@litslugs956]

Joe you have a big army as it is, your fans lol you can give yourself most of the cut if you do all the setup missions

[@soulstorm6025]

Can we appreciate how funny Joe is

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. Y

[@omiii1223]

someone predicted the queens death at 17:03 in the chat

[@Lncvp]

Hello Joe I legit watched your entire stream on eldin ring and now I'm watching the vid love you bro keep up the work

[@huntersleslie9867]

Same did I it was 1000000/10

[@ArcticSkies]

Wow thanks for teaching us how to rob a bank joe really appreciate it time to go get some money

[@gabetidd3816]

This reminds me of money heist so much

[@will_ong_fr]

The thumbnail lmao

[@devinbrooks2732]

The NY bank has more money than the ENGLAND bank? I live in NY im boutta pull up.

[@Jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmy-]

The perfect bank heist is literally inside man 😂 very good movie btw

[@notremero]

he started acting like speed when he found out the cost of the gold vault

[@anonymous-jx9qr]

“When I’m 30 years old I will rob a bank” ? You on a watch list 💀

[@lucasvalerio7124]

4:56 bro someone better call up Lester for this new heist

[@isaacgould5974]

"We just need more money. Then we can live in Tahiti."

[@JordenJords]

6:46 “how do I sell it” chip it into small pieces and sell to pawnshops around the world

[@mzs.]

9:10 I'd rob the earth for fucks sake 💀

[@elpepe2954]

love the vid lmao but im so much smarter now😍💀😭

[@Its_PizzaTime]

Not knowing how much cash is inside is the beauty of robbing an ATM. IRL lootbox.

[@thoms8029]

Bro is robbing one of the most secure places to get 5 bars

[@trystangriffin3761]

If you want to get away with as much gold as possible you get a crew of very strong people they each grab 3 bars over a course of 2 heists, to sell the gold you have everyone melt down the gold and form it into slightly deformed bars then make sure the only engraving on them rads 24k (imma be on a watchlist)

[@israelcampos7319]

Ahhh…joe you wizard*chuckles…you newtron

[@squeakz3453]

joe flys to london with a go cart

[@Khaiconic]

He would buy a go-kart 😂😂😂

[@Spillful]

In skyrim I can just straight up pick the gold up

[@James-eo1pk]

"im a fucking genius" also joe: "big bank in new york"

[@Imgonefishin]

The perfect time is while school is being let out because all the cops are usually at the school plus tons of traffic

[@Crazy_Alex_7667]

4:40 otta call Lester for that heist

[@2am_figs]

Joe gives great criminal advice

[@mrgdnl361]

Loooool wtf, imagine stealing gold and Boris raids ur house 🤣

[@jazzgaming5721]

Joe predicts more than the Simpsons

[@lucaskenwright432]

“There all criminal related”

[@normal3374]

Imagine in 10 years we turn on the news and see the headline, "man steals money from an ATM using a go-cart"

[@Dougles_prospecting]

I love the titles my chat learns how to rob a bank, so you already know how to?!?

[@khakiey]

I will be watching Joe during my classes bro, he's that entertaining. literally making my life better 😍

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. G

[@Stykinetic]

Joe is on the USAs most wanted list once they see this vid

[@frijaraider]

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of em

[@Editvision23-g9f]

Bro the 1st one was inspired by Lego 😂

[@tsuzukimurphy64]

the brattish gold vault is vacuum sealed at ight any pressure increase sets off an alarm

[@catluvrr11]

most genuine and most funny person on the platform for me

[@angelemeana2754]

May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray that God will lead on the path to Jesus Christ and send the Holy Spirit to be your helper. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen! Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent. K

[@BetterSoundy]

5:28 metal detector joe... metal detector

[@aeneasdaily]

Joseph managed to get himself onto 2 watchlists within a 20 minute video

[@dinosharttt]

“When I’m 30 years old I’m gonna start robbing atms”

[@ldtripleoghubbartt9120]

Joe could fit as Heath Ledger's joker's young life

[@kaybe3044]

Bro Joe is so entertaining fr

[@AJBLIZZY]

200,000,000,000 Euro equals 214,563,000,000.00 United States Dollars

[@no6418]

News headline: New Jersey resident miserably fails to rob the Bank Of England

[@shellder_cashman8635]

1:37 yeah, happens all the time here in Indiana

[@cashmoney1126]

The heist talked about in the last vid is like the movie inside man

[@potato6125]

Imagine planning the perfect heist and them you friend gets thirsty

[@prankplays1312]

Fire upload joe!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🧯❤️‍🔥

[@kyliecanterbury276]

When he talked abt the gold in the British vault all I could think was “ I mean hitman irl right” he knows the ropes he’s got it

[@dawsyon60fps72]

they could give each person a billion and still be left with around 191 bill

[@KyleKyle__]

Poverty ended 🤯

[@joelmarquez7126]

What?

[@oliviasommerville4733]

Brilliant

[@JPostlewaite]

if a guy sends you a text as a bank worker saying i want 100 million dollors worth of gold you dont just give it to them

[@BadBeetroot06]

Watching Joey bear in 2024. #bingewatch, #ihavecreotineinmycar

[@austinmcalister4570]

“oh no and that’s close to me😈😈”

[@sweatsert2956]

Its a good day when my guy posts

[@peacetaco2trillionyearsago811]

1. Become a banker 2. Make the bankers your friend 3. Tell them you drop your wallet 4. Destroy the power. 5. Since your the bankers the vault would be open already 6. Take the money 7. Give it to someone and blame for stealing the money 8. Take the cameras and wipe the memory. 9. Quit the job and hack the system and make some random guy the banker. 10. Just walk away 😎👌

[@ryderhouse9291]

BRO THIS BASED ON A MOVIE

[@LianBawiHupKhupChon07]

Everything is free in the store when you have a gun in your hand -A old friend of mine

[@alfreidalink6116]

A single gold bar is valued at $564,612.64. To accumulate $200,000,000,000, you would need approximately 354,010.85 gold bars. The average small house is worth between $30,000 and $50,000. Assuming a mortgage with a 7.20% interest rate over 30 years, the monthly payment would be $1,970.30. This means that the value of one gold bar could cover the mortgage payment for a small house for about 23.9 years. Therefore, I recommend acquiring around 8 gold bars. This information is based on the 2024 exchange rate measured in troy pounds.

[@grellison4763]

only 9 years and 4 more months and we got him

[@emilyellingson1490]

bro someone told you in chat to rob bill gates Lmao

[@therallykid9219]

Bro if you rob the New York bank you’ll be fine all you Gotta do is just Go hide then go call Lester 😂😏