How I’d Make Money Off The Purge.

[@StarvinJar]

I love how Joe is just always sorta aggravated. Like he’s never enjoying himself while watching videos.

[@x0v8]

excuse me what?

[@glxww]

@Wrath 🅥 what is a child pom?

[@サミー-h9h]

@Wrath 🅥 AYOO?!!!

[@theflyingfigurine1791]

@Wrath 🅥 the fuck?

[@SockHiggins]

@@glxww what day say?

[@supercalifragilisticex]

I thought Matt was just this wholesome theorist who likes video game lore, after this Matt seems like a full blown GTA character IRL. I'd be scared to be near Matt when a purge happens.

[@mauviewauvie]

he starts running and screaming when you charge at him

[@BrentTV]

Joe what TikTokers would you go after during the Purge?

[@basketball_penguin]

hi bro

[@Evil__Bacon]

He would go after the dude that made the hills trend

[@OjSimpson938]

Yoooooooo

[@The_plan]

You

[@hypnotichade755]

i would go after you

[@user-ninofyobiznutz]

Infographics show: how to survive the purge🤓 Matpat: how to profit in the purge👹

[@HOPE-tg2ru]

i love how joe gets aggravated and calm in the matter of 30 seconds

[@pirate6616]

@Wrath 🅥 yo what?

[@nah_fr...]

@Wrath 🅥 I bet if I click this link it'll probably be some caught in 4k thing lol

[@sub2sully]

E

[@lucaspowell3645]

I think there are two big issues with mats idea. Firstly, the people that don’t have organs are probably more likely to die during the purge because they can’t defend themselves against a healthy human. Secondly, if the bodies are so abundant, what is stopping them from going out and grabbing whatever they need for themselves.

[@Xavierthegreat399]

Your first point is the reason the second point can’t work they aren’t healthy

[@Mr_Tophatt]

matpat is the first actually competent pngtuber that isnt 16 years old, living in his grandmothers basement

[@PastPositive]

Isn’t it not shameful to be living with your grandmother at 16?

[@PastPositive]

Plus PNGtubers are only cringe because they are literally meant for kids, I don’t mind them because they’re making bank.

[@Yion]

Ong png tubers are losers

[@Yion]

@@PastPositive no they aren't they probably make 1k a month

[@palker35]

@@Yion 1k a month that's pretty good

[@0lissen]

no like matpat? why no like matpat?

[@Avrelianvs]

Hes parasocial

[@RitsuSakuma69]

​@@Avrelianvs*No tf he's not*

[@ronnie8212]

@@Avrelianvsjust you

[@Harryhype02]

Joe v Matpat rap battle to end the beef

[@pooppoop9112]

He is annoying

[@Evil__Bacon]

I would just act like a dead body to survive, but then I have to fear Matt 💀

[@yunggastly]

it's just so fucking funny that he keeps calling him mattpat for some reason

[@Stixp]

That’s his nickname mattpat

[@LeSperm-x5b]

We can all agree on that Joe is one of the only good tiktokers that have a good YT/Twitch

[@waitamiactuallyhere]

I think KallMeKris and BenOfTheWeek are good too

[@zacharywelsh6131]

I love when Joe went “It’s Purgin time” and Purged all over the place. It was foueking awbsome.

[@cloud9epic26]

Loved the stream today joe, you never fail to make my day better

[@cloud9epic26]

you picked the smallest demographic for that link

[@rexgotjinxed1]

@@cloud9epic26 lol

[@reorders9868]

@Wrath 🅥 dawg what.

[@Jalapos1]

MatPat the casino can legally blow your brains out and take your wallet

[@dumbass67]

Joe said “get in a hole and stay there for 12 hours” 2mins later “oh it’s 12hours only I thought it was 24” 0:13 2:08short term memory at its finest

[@morteese1764]

just noticed this right before finding this comment

[@ferth2315]

Best way to avoid the purge is to take a week vacation to Canada

[@Rain_Lepage223]

ikrr facts

[@AdonnesDerrell]

13:35 This is something that I've noticed. Game Theory and a lot of youtubers use useless information like this to make their videos longer. It is something that gets under my skin because it forces you to watch the full video to find the plot of it.

[@Cazyman24]

i feel like the point of that segment is to explain the question "is international laws still being practiced during the purge"

[@yute]

@@Cazyman24 yeah

[@sauron9982]

Bro no info is useless, he attacks every possible question and it's seen, he denied popular methods of gaining money out of the purge and giving you an actual way to become rich and not some rob a bank answer

[@Time-trick]

It is still entertaining, so why do you care

[@AdonnesDerrell]

@@Time-trick real talk, that comment was months ago😅. I don't really care about this type of stuff anymore.

[@Scage_.]

0:25 Chat: how you gonna breathe? Joe: You poke a hole in the top dumba-

[@khalilMcCullough]

Also thank you for streaming for us joe even though you are sick I hope you feel better and also have been well mentally 👍🏾👌🏾

[@wowimsolucki]

It's very concerning how matt knows how to sell organs, also I would prefer doing joes plan.

[@saxgamer470]

joe said the most facts “dig a hole and stay in it”

[@cal23315]

Had an edible before watching this and started dying laughing at 15:15 😂

[@Cr1ms0n-c137]

Bro seriously analyzes everything just like I do 😂. I genuinely enjoy watching him because I have the same look on things and way of looking at those things.

[@JoeMama-ne8wp]

bruh stfu you’re not like joe bartolozzi

[@d4rkness455]

Joe is always complaining and i love it

[@sshadyh]

it might be more interesting if it was a random night once a year so you can’t really prepare for the purge

[@kylacooke9557]

As a type one diabetic, the insulin idea is sooo smart! You can actually safely use insulin after it has expired up to like a year and a half I believe.

[@Sharkfrm609]

@Wrath 🅥 bro what tf?

[@toroinou2526]

19:20 If the person as dead for long enough, the organs wouldn't be valuable, lol.

[@rawbert.]

Everytime joes posts it makes my day 10 times better

[@notbruv_]

@Wrath 🅥 bro what

[@Personalspacee]

7:38 i was actually just thinking about it when you said it, i was thinking about crimes people would commit and obviously you think of like murder and stuff, but grape is like definitely high up there. which is honestly terrifying to think of TwT

[@Rizal_R_]

There needs to be a seen in the next purge where joe stands outside a target and refuses to move and the target employee shoots him lmao

[@OfficialBacoPlays]

19:06 Well U could Just Steal the heart and run away 💀🙏🏽

[@haydenjames4822]

Daddy joe you don’t have to worry about the purge because you’ll be in the hills😍

[@mrmahjoob1554]

i remember when I was young my brother told me there was a village in Romania that you can do purge for whole week so 12 hour doesn't seem so bad

[@smuggy9085]

Don’t disrespect Matpat like that

[@CPChamp6471]

Joe chill out on my boy MatPat, it’s iconic

[@rawbert.]

Joe would rule everyone

[@NithinJune]

18:57 It would be still illegal to conspire to harvest organs before the day of the purge

[@VividX]

Everyone loves Joe so much that they would give them all their money anyway.

[@gh0st754]

joe with another banger

[@Coco-or8yr]

fr

[@basketball_penguin]

fr

[@kobeginige1932]

20:00 Matpat what are you talking about, the doctors can just betray YOU!

[@Icefrompacificocean]

anyone who dislikes matpat is not my friend anymore

[@webzoid]

0:10 bros playing Minecraft💀

[@joebartisgodly]

Joe is good at this guy he the best man love the stream

[@tweeleaf]

Saddam Hussein figuring out how to hide: 0:10

[@zacharyylol2585]

0:15 1st day on minecraft

[@Fella_79]

Remember

[@WalkerFalls]

Unrated comment😂😂😂

[@KJCsnipee]

Joe is deadass going for charlie amd dixy and every famouse bih on tiktok😂😂

[@Infinit3x]

If you had enough money, just get on a plane and stay in a different country for the twelve hours!

[@willywa1684]

March 21 is also the anniversary of the death of the creator of Thomas the tank engine (Rev. Wilbert Awdery)

[@Ty1475]

i thought matpat said "maybe i can re-invent 9/11"

[@the_real_bartholomew22]

I would jaywalk

[@BRODY-ON-HEIGHT]

Same, we gangsta bro 🔥💯

[@the_real_bartholomew22]

@@BRODY-ON-HEIGHT 😎

[@BRODY-ON-HEIGHT]

@@the_real_bartholomew22 😈😈

[@BenDiver-ue9pt]

That’s to far

[@BRODY-ON-HEIGHT]

@@BenDiver-ue9pt too

[@NithinJune]

18:24 This is definitely overvalued

[@natalygibson8367]

I would just steal from Walmart quickly and then go hide away

[@Handlemmm]

Upgrading walls at town hall 10 is such a hastle

[@JerkyHusky]

I’d do credit card fraud in the purge💀

[@genericsneeze5569]

5:26 bro turned into Peter Griffin 💀

[@2xb601]

He would just hid in the hills 💀

[@Visulize1t]

*People fighting see it’s 7 AM* “Gg man gg 🤝”

[@rawankazim7018]

Why we hating on matpat?!?!?🤬😢🤬😢🤬

[@grellison4763]

matt and joe on the same team would be pretty op

[@Unver09]

If it was the purge, wouldn't someones family member or themself just go out and find an organ for free

[@kowalski2933]

Imagine Batman during the purge if he was still fighting crime

[@rawbert.]

I’ve been in the hills with joe

[@liammachale4445]

ive been in you

[@uniqueknows2047]

i love how the whole chat is just spamming turi ip ip ip

[@majinmxga9252]

This aged well

[@Y6S2]

0:09 bro thinks it's Minecraft 💀

[@Prestonnnnnnnn]

If all those organs are useless after death. Just find a bunch of people and put them under a medically induced coma, then harvest the hearts really fast.

[@MrDuckerson]

How to survive the purge: book a plane ticket to another country before the purge happens💀💀💀

[@omaralsawaf6429]

I would get in Area 51 tbh.

[@squad5727]

"You poke a hole in the top, dumba-" LMFAOO

[@MFONKOWN]

Intro is a Minecraft strat

[@tailsonthego]

Bruh, if it's like a 2017 in 2024 yeah

[@Jacob-bx7cs]

24:17 wouldn’t the price of bodies drastically decline if there are millions of dead bodies would be killed in a similar period.

[@liquorice_gum4935]

@Joe_Bartolozzi If your talking about the normal purge and not the forever purge than you cannot use explosives and weapons over a a certain class, so even if the whole country were to participate in the purge and some of their bullets hit buildings (which they would) it still wouldn't be enough to totally destroy brick buildings.

[@ธามไก]

they can just make their own explosives

[@English_Police]

Honestly I would buy C4 from some underground weapons dealer and demolish a bunch of national monuments to maybe get on the news next morning.

[@blameframe1529]

Id fake a check from Elon musk for an extreme amount of money

[@vinisfamousO9]

If liver king was in the purge he would go to the local zoo

[@アマヤの心]

joe you make me laugh sm. keep up the good work:)

[@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc6694]

I love how when he says Sell em to hospitals This guy asks WHERE AM I GONNA SELL THE ORGANS?

[@Plainchickenandrice]

Have you been in the hills?

[@Zboy5z5]

Actually Joe in the TV show they have cameras EVERYWHERE and can detect if any crime was done after 7:00 AM it goes into a whole side story about that.

[@Brio360]

I would just go out and rob a jewelry store and just put in my will

[@catdoys4842]

Has no one thought of how on purge night you don’t have to pay for stuff…So why would you pay for organs.🤨

[@jacemcpheeters9448]

sell them after the purge.

[@BobMcNob]

@@jacemcpheeters9448oh yeah cuz it’s so legal

[@pelsckopolesko]

I’d watch pay to watch movies on an illegal site for free during the purge.

[@novaissuper3379]

pirate the bee movie

[@Jackburns-y9s]

Real

[@British_manndem]

9:12 The duality of man

[@ilovewomem456]

Don't be mean to MatPat bro

[@TheBudsHuds]

He sucks

[@confusedcrying986]

Joe: "Where the hell would you find an old abandoned mine or military base?" Me with both in my town: 😐

[@squedsquires382]

Personally I would go into the GIRLS bathroom 😎

[@icommitarson]

Sexual Assault 👍

[@morphinelover]

W

[@ΑρμαντοΣτεφας]

I saw someone say “because next day is April 1st “💀😂

[@damaybe4653]

I whould drive 10mph over the speed limit and not pay the tickets

[@davidmart101]

20:25 joe’s mind :what the fastest way to move to another country

[@bklatty1]

Yet another awesome video

[@lakotabrewer3871]

You were the true obe

[@cheezitupnext5569]

Monkey gaming won you got second

[@Heeellloooooo]

No one cares

[@basketball_penguin]

@@Heeellloooooo you do tho

[@XMoneyMakerXD]

It's so funny to watch Joe want to scream but he can't because his voice is noticeably strained

[@IR3ACTT]

I have yet to subscribe but I’m a constant viewer I’m not yet ready to take a leap of faith and commitment to go further into our relationship joe I think I’m gonna have to stay on the get to know u side of things for now but im glad you understand ❤️ thanks joe maybe one day I can move further and subscribe Oh shit I subscribed

[@gubstertv]

5:22 joe so out of pocket for this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Evil__Bacon]

Joe, there is this dude that has a mr beast profile pic but the colors are changed and are sending em links to child corn on my comments on this channel it’s just one person, get rid of them please

[@himura2229]

Surviving purge in 7 steps: 1. 5 days before the purge get your passport. 2. Get graas from your local dealer 3. Buy a Hooters plane ticket 4. Bribe U.S Customs to get the grass in the plane or hide it 5. Fly to Argentina 6. Sell grass cuz they aint giving you a job. 7. Live in the coast.

[@theplaguedscripter7805]

Bros plan for surviving the purge is first night in minecraft

[@rashawncollins6038]

Matpat gotta be on watchlist with the res search he does for his vids

[@Carnivalwest]

IMAGINE THE PRISON DURING THE PURGE

[@spidermilk7559]

i would hate the purge because its one day after my birthday