James Haskell & Mike Tindall: English quality, French flops & Ireland's Plan B | House of Rugby #18

James Haskell and Mike Tindall return for episode 18 of House of Rugby where they discuss Jonny May's brilliance, Ireland's Plan B and the war of words between Eddie Jones and Warren Gatland.
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Never seen it spelt with an s

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@@isitwasit8756 Some body who reads Biggles and Billy Bunter books.

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Get Johnny May on the show!

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He was on the show - you just missed him

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Please, I'd love to know more of his heroics for the democratic republic of Korea...

[@statmanbev4131]

Hask and Tinds' banter is top notch.

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Alex: remember keep it a family show, away you go Hasks: number one Kim Kardashian cause she's got a big dumper. top notch, keep the Guinness flowing next week

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This is the best rugby show around!!! I can’t say it enough!! Well done!! So many great quotes to be had. The Rugby 15s were hilarious!! 😂 🤣

[@Kkpb-fh5vt]

I love the fact that Tinds and Hask try to make out that Alex is really posh. Even though one of them is married into the royal family and they both went to hugely expensive private schools.

[@1240512405]

Kkpb7731 Alex went to Eton

[@bitofeverything10]

After seeing Alex Payne present for Sky for so many years without showing much personality, it's great to see him let loose with this lot (Though it took a good few episodes for them to wear him down) - actually think he's a pretty decent chap, especially when he gets a Guinness or two down him.

[@JonathanSnipe]

That Johnny May section was just gold 😂

[@ShaunRL]

Tindall is clearly secretly a massive nerd, way more knowledge on Harry Potter than Hask and knows far more than average about superheroes.

[@ReXtion88]

Tbf they all knew their shit when the superhero stuff came up, was dead impressed

[@andrewp1075]

This podcast is getting better for sure.

[@richardanderson8993]

“I can hear your penny farthing being delivered. Just get on it and bugger off” - Best thing I’ve heard in a long time, Hask. Couldn’t stop laughing.

[@jeffreygavlinski4483]

Thank you for the continued great show. Look forward to it every week! Love Haskell & Tindall. You should consider Jonny May for the show.

[@alexandradane3672]

Marvellous stuff , excellent example of B over B . Keep it coming , it’s a hoot .

[@daikayll1897]

Great show, thanks.

[@joeryan6863]

Pure gold, great team.

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Loving the content and format of the show lads! keep up the work!

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We definitely need the naked roommates special!

[@stubolding4225]

Get Bobby on !!

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Loving this show despite/ because of the total lack of rugby. Top banter

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love the show. i think top gear needs a new trio of hosts, with real chemistry. Here they are.

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Genius idea

[@DurtyDubProductions]

Would love to hear more playing stories from Hask and Tinds'. Seems like they could fill another podcast with them!

[@declankent1960]

Haskell... What an absolute legend of a man! Definitely needs to become a rugby pundit

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How have I only just discovered this podcast...

[@ReXtion88]

Absolutely creased at the Bobby Stridgeon talk. Please God get him on

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Great show but not sure why you have Rugby in the title?

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Very Very funny-Love it

[@andywalker9079]

Another quality show guys,terrific banter.

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Great show lads. Enjoyed it :)

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Best show on KZbin

[@timrogers2045]

Brilliant show! Had me in stitches, fair play men.

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"Melissa McCarthy, chunky bit of kit". 😁

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In stitches lads

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As always, I'm not sure what I've just listened to.

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haha thats brilliant

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Jonny May in disguise?

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Excellent show, very funny, natural chemistry. “F**K Bucko” still makes me laugh out loud.

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Top podcast that could watch it again 😂😂

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This was the funniest show yet. Had me crying with laughter at points.

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Awesome once again 🙌🏻

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Keep up the good work mates! And guiness keep on coming !

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This get's better every week. The banter is top drawer.

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Had me in stitches. Brilliant.

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I think each person should have their own entrance music :D :D

[@timh.7283]

The cultured and suave Alex Payne Did his utmost (though sadly in vain) To bring class and decorum To the “Perfect Pour” forum But Hask took the piss yet again.

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Nice.

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Was this where it came from?

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57:31 seconds, I'm crying with laughter 😂

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Great to finally see Alex Payne bantering with thejameshaskell 😂

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Hahaha

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Brilliant pod lads....banter top notch and liking you're not jumping on the england bandwagon! keep the guiness flowing next week!

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I love how the show ends with the Hask still chatting ...... the gift of the gab...

[@orphia6479]

As an intergalactic meteor with cat hair allergy and 750 dollars in my bank account from France I can honestly say England are absolutely brilliant and deserve considerable amounts of dark chocolate as reward for that excellence.

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Brilliant again

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44:25 before Tinds becomes to first man to finish his pint! Lightweights...

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Aaawwwww, more unsung heroes from the game please !

[@xenosys2005]

The perfect pour 15 at the end was pure brilliance. Hilarious stuff from the lads.

[@Ironballs2020]

How good is this? I listen to a few rugby podcasts. Mostly BBC. This is the best. Real talk, real sense and a good fucking laugh. Really entertaining. A bit Anglo centric ( I'm Welsh) but this is a great show. Don't change a thing boys.

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Can you please add a number to the episodes so we know which is the latest

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such a brilliant Podcast

[@vinylrulesok8470]

By far the funniest rugger pod, has me laughing out loud every time. Great entertainment. I love how it took 26 minutes before any serious rugby chat about the games. To be fair about the Irish, I’m sure there was a bit of not wanting to show their full hand before they play Scotland in WC going on.

[@ac2244]

Hask need to sort the lid out mate.

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Is this Alex Payne's troll account?

[@ac2244]

JOE I wish.

[@tollyt7465]

Hask definitely missed a guilt edge opportunity for Euphemism when Alex mentioned Anneka Rice and "hedgehog underpass" in the same sentence..

[@simonlarragy9376]

Do you think that France getting to the point of playing a mainly Toulouse backline will yield results? Toulouse are on phenomenal form since winning against Leinster at home the only team they have lost to was Leinster away - a pretty tough gig. Could this turn it around?

[@chriswhite1417]

James - how about joining Sean O'B at London Irish. We'd love to have you ;-)

[@matthias2756]

Are you retired?

[@drfg2009]

Gents, great show as always... Would the following collection of Bond Characters/Villains, make a ‘passable’ 15? 1 Bambi (Diamonds are Forever) 2 Goldfinger (Goldfinger) 3 Thumper (Diamonds are Forever) 4 Jaws (The Spy Who Loved Me) 5 Scaramanga (The Man with the Golden Gun) 6 OddJob (Goldfinger) 7 Red Grant (From Russia with Love) 8 Tee Hee (Live and Let Die) 9 Nik Nak (The Man with the Golden Gun) 10 Blofeld (You Only Live Twice) 11 Mayday (A View to a Kill) 12 Mr Wint (Diamonds are Forever) 13 Mr Kidd (Diamonds are Forever) 14 Max Zorin (A View to a Kill) 15 Onatopp (Goldeneye)

[@dairethornton]

Odd Job would be hooker. Looks like Trevor Leota.

[@Jwood737]

Hask was absolutely relentless. "She'd fold you up like a map and put you in her pocket" - brilliant stuff

[@graysonvance2575]

Love Jonny May. The world needs more Oddballs.

[@josephallen2504]

Lord Farquaad... top banter

[@kenrehill7235]

Where’s this weeks show lads?

[@eliofernandes1]

I was in bits watching this episode 😂😂😂

[@shamr0ck]

Rope. Hilarious.

[@geoffo00]

Get the guys to do a Belbin test James is definitely a Shaper www.belbin.com/about/belbin-team-roles/ Ps it’s not anger it’s passion , determination {drive} and courage Strengths: Challenging, dynamic, thrives on pressure. Has the drive and courage to overcome obstacles. Allowable weaknesses: Can be prone to provocation, and may sometimes offend people's feelings. Don't be surprised to find that: They could risk becoming aggressive and bad-humoured in their attempts to get things done.

[@kenrehill7235]

JIFF players: Daniel Brennan (Trevor’s son) born and raised Toulouse, through the academie and world champion U20 last year, gets no pitch time at Toulouse, so cotter offers him 60k a year and game time at Montpellier. Six months later, richer but fuck all game time. Used because he’s JIFF.

[@MrNigelhutton]

Great crac cheers

[@andyoneill9162]

I used to enjoy the earlier shows, but now you have added booze to the mix they have gone up to 11...although I was slightly disappointed that there was no mention of Lawes folding Basterau like an RAC route map.

[@jode_steele]

Always killer bants, chaps! The Brotherhood of Badinage. The Fraternity of Frolics. The Grand Masonic Lodge of LOLs. Rod, Jane & Freddy. Stop, Drop & Roll.

[@mat5726]

You bloody smashers have me laughing my head off

[@lukerogan1505]

48:50 Has telling it how it is...

[@Pete1D]

How did you all miss Gal Gardot out of your 15’s. Wonder Woman!!!!

[@06alepea1]

This show was an absolute shambles. Absolutely hysterical. "Keep it family friendly" yeah?

[@nigelclats6970]

I believe England will get a far different reception in Wales because A. England caught Ireland by surprise,rattled Sexton and because the Irish have become a bit 1 dimensional gave them a huge shock. B. France were dire in virtually all departments and England ran riot. The show is excellent,non PC and really good to watch. Thanks guys.

[@donoghodowd6794]

I agree.England's kicking class has helped them to two wins..looking forward to Wales v England game to see do England have a plan B and a bit of variety to their attack..

[@dazeng4633]

@@donoghodowd6794 variety? You clown. Two bonus points and we need more attacking variety? Astoundingly stupid and bitter coming from an Irish supporter. We smashed you. It was our turn. Get over it

[@jacobyoungoxfordcarpangler3832]

Good banter funny as 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👌🧐

[@flix7753]

How many pints does Tindall knock back before the show?

[@caiotefu9856]

BEST GAME OF THE YEAR SO FAR... ENGLAND vs WALES! ! ! Dont you ever Ever EVER sleep on Wales! CYMRU AM BYTH! Wales are so good against the old enemy... HA HA HA!!! Love it.

[@daikayll1897]

Still took you both THREE weeks though !!!?

[@andrewconroy9588]

Jesus Hask and Al going blow for blow in this one :D

[@conancol7556]

Bobby where are you 😃😂

[@ChuckDownfield2727]

Haskell is a ripped Chip Gaines

[@mrdrevilporkchop666]

😂 not sure what I just watched but it was entertaining

[@78mikehayes]

Somebody teach Haskell how to pronounce "nuclear"

[@caiotefu9856]

Love how hask belittles the host!

[@brgw8]

crying with laughter XD "Bobby" Stridgeon and his magical penis XD 23:30

[@jep1912]

The Ricky Gervais of the rugby world.

[@tommooney5984]

How about a football player first fifteen?

[@The_Scarlet_Pimpernel]

It was Borris Johnson

[@darthmong7196]

More to the point, how on earth did England lose to France last year?

[@LordInter]

no plan B, everyone going out with the sole aim of beating England (well more then normal anyway)

[@LLPwelsh]

Tuned in to listen to rugby, tuned out after about 90 seconds due to people just moaning about how angry they were.

[@0Sioux]

I WANT BILLY BACK

[@frenchcricketer]

James Haskell went to Wellington College so why does he attack "public school boys"?

[@TheMintedAero1993]

Because that's what he'll have done when he was there

[@frenchcricketer]

@@TheMintedAero1993 Fair enough

[@orsont4089]

Because he was expelled from there for making sex videos!

[@Mujangga]

Because Haskell is an upper-class twit who wishes he were a lower class yobo. Interestingly, Payne is an upper-class twit who wishes he were an aristocrat whereas Tindall is meat-head who married royalty and became an upper-class twit.

[@GRINGEzZ]

Is the full back Jimmy Saville as he'll chase anything?

[@jackferrari6668]

2:07 Come dine with me?

[@johnfletcher9907]

23:14 = Mike Tindall (Married to a royal, and World Cup winner) admits to having another mans dick on his face while doing bench press. Only on Joe rugby folks. Grade A content as always!

[@rprobp186]

It's ' you don't put bay windows on sh*t house'