"I am Not Joe Hawley"

[@JennyYesac]

this counts as Joe's first lets play

[@AK-Drakoin]

No that is false You see This isn’t Joe Hawley Therefore this can’t be his first let’s play

[@avamatthews1459]

AKwolf-T564 He never said Joe Hawley’s, it could be Joe Mawleys

[@AK-Drakoin]

@Ava Matthews Bruh, true

[@bruhhelp7396]

@@AK-Drakoin aren't you the one who showed the song with the word kinky in it to your parents and your dad chuckled?

[@AK-Drakoin]

@@bruhhelp7396 yes

[@rocksaltzwidaz3411]

Oh, okay then. Sorry about the misconception.

[@firstlast9855]

Will the real Joe Hawley please stand up?

[@porchcollapse8612]

M Mcc honestly all I could think of when I read this was that WtNV comment “can the real Joseph Fink please stand up”

[@nameq]

@@porchcollapse8612 slim shady

[@residentsimon9921]

ya'll act like youve never seen Hawley before-

[@rainespiano]

**Sits down**

[@想像の庭]

@@rainespiano :O

[@ElmoIzMeh]

This is definitely how the brain plays around

[@marz7258]

@@mooniethemew fall inside a hole inside a- someone help me?

[@st4nley]

@@marz7258 i understand whats going on inside my mind..

[@UnsIiced]

@Not Funny not you, Huh?

[@clemclemclemclemcl]

@I Can't Think of a Name when it glows bright, the particles start to marvel having made it through the night

[@ActualBlueBlu]

​@mrmoon SEEEEE HOW I CIR-

[@UltraFox27]

in reality, this is what joe says when he is recognized in public.

[@rainespiano]

I’m uPsEt

[@pixelnypmh]

HAH PROBABLY

[@kermitenthusiast485]

He just turns into a speaker and blasts this at 250 decibels whenever someone recognises him

[@tutorialsonanything6383]

that insinuates that he exists in the first place

[@noahmay7708]

Sounds like a Joe Hawley thing to do

[@olbeans]

Oh no, Joe Hawley's become a let's play channel

[@Noodles_Poodle]

"What's up guys it's me, Joe Hawley and welcome back to another lets play video. Remember to smash that like button and subscribe so you never miss another video"

[@melody_melodyay]

I can already imagine that lmao ​@@Noodles_Poodle

[@Explodiatr]

actually I have a confession to make- I'm not joe hawley either.

[@Yzarro]

But if YOU'RE not Joe Hawley... And HE'S not Joe Hawley... THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE???

[@tuead112]

*GASP*

[@manplaysstuff9725]

Omg

[@Vileplume87]

Yzarro WAIT A MINUTE, THE PLANE WAS ON AUTO PILOT THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!

[@Hjack69]

Unbelievable

[@riiseingirl]

if IM not joe hawley...and YOU'RE not joe hawley...then who's flying the plane???

[@emigamer8459]

Banana man

[@BlueCanaryNightLight]

​@@emigamer8459 I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO LET HIM BE THE PILOT! HE CRASHED THIRTEEN PLANES ALREADY.

[@wimazuu]

his ass is NOT joe hawley‼️

[@emmagerard2519]

Well, I certainly hope that this is a sign of new music from not Joe Hawley.

[@DantesS1nferno]

Foreshadowing

[@thehollow6493]

The real Joe Hawley was the friends we made along the way

[@BunnlyGames]

Multiple joe's?

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

Everyone is talking about how this technically a let’s play, or making jokes about the title/text. But no one is talking about how this is just a legitimately good cover. And really well edited. And just a really good video.

[@foolishgamer99]

Cover of what?

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

@@foolishgamer99 everything means nothing to me, by Elliot Smith

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

@@2-_ I mean, personal preference. But you can’t deny it’s well made, especially with the famicom’s general lack of “sound variety”

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

@@2-_ that’s fair

[@YoushouldNOW221]

​@@2-_that dissonance is HEAT idk what ur talking about

[@kllcmd8980]

The 1 dislike is from the real Joe Hawley

[@the_very_cozy_burrito]

This feels like flying...or maybe dying, idk

[@Beachbum-ch9cg]

kinda like melting obelisks as tall as another realm

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

It feels like flying But maybe, we're dying

[@VividThought]

If you’re not Joe Hawley, then who made Joe Hawley Joe Hawley by Joe Hawley? Joe Mawley?

[@ghostpepperwine]

Joe Pawley

[@o5-814]

Hawley joe

[@topten6763]

Whale Joey

[@zunshinegirl]

bear mauley

[@IncBot]

Joe Hawley did, he’s just not Joe Hawley 👀

[@WhatTheFlup]

Then what happened to the REAL Joe Hawley???

[@JennyYesac]

WhatTheFlup the real joe hawley was the friends we made along the way

[@clearlyanartistanimations6915]

@@JennyYesac Along what way?

[@jessehunter362]

@@clearlyanartistanimations6915 as the kid said, the way

[@DeathbyProxy]

ClearlyAnArtistAnimations the only way

[@invisiblescout]

@@DeathbyProxy the best way

[@foxer6960]

It's a sin to tell a lie. But not being Joe Hawley is even worse.

[@leomckinley-cusimano1505]

this reminds me of when i was a youngin' and first watched videos of lavendar town and got scared out of my mind. i love it, very ominous yet charming.

[@UsernameDoesntCare]

"I CAN RESTORE YOUR LIFE" now sends chills down my spine

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

why

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

i still dont understand

[@wires.]

why

[@SolciteGuy]

​@@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 Oh you'll never ever ever understand aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

@@SolciteGuy }:(

[@atotallyrandomperson3889]

You’re not Joe Hawley anymore, now you’re Elliot smith

[@Bisharp327]

Does Not Joe Hawley specialize in rainbow colored videos?

[@fallencyano9015]

But are you Link Hawley, the legendary knight of the Tallied Land?

[@residentsimon9921]

the final boss is in the Tally Hall, and all of cojum dip plays while hot rod duncan tries to kill you. once you kill hot rod, fate of the stars starts playing and it's absolutely terrifying

[@jacobbelyea7945]

I think this is either a shitpost or a teaser of some sort, but that background track is actually not bad.

[@ivysaar]

sounds like something joe hawley would say

[@fredjohnston1701]

Wait a minute... this guy has a KZbin account called Joe Hawley... and he claims that he isn’t Joe Hawley... in a video with Legend of Zelda... and I had just been playing a Legend of Zelda game... so then if you carry the three... and go into the secret dungeon... after mixing in sodium dioxide... and Joe Hawley is a guitarist and singer... who played in Tally Hall... which has a pet frog named Zubin... which ate a fish... and turned into a bassist... who helped to spread the message of Shia LaBeouf... and how he’s actually a cannibal... and the singer who made that song also talked about Christian Bale... and his party-crashing, nude-running, sand-teleporting endeavors... and the singer was in Tally Hall too... it all makes sense! Joe Hawley isn’t a single person, hence why he isn’t just “Joe Hawley.” We are ALL Joe Hawley!

[@rarecrom]

yahtzee

[@asecondhandidentity]

oof

[@nightcollapse]

Fred Johnston *_case closed_*

[@grindingthegearsofalltides4504]

ok

[@jessehunter362]

indubitably

[@inactiveaccount9190]

guys everyone knows that Joe Hawley is his nickname, his real name is Red Tie from Tally Hall

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

Lyrics: Someone found the future as a statue in a fountain At attention, looking backward in a pool of water Wishes with a blue songbird on his shoulder Who keeps singing over everything Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me I picked up the song and found my picture in the paper The reflection in the water showed an iron man still Trying to salute people from a time when he was Everything he's supposed to be Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me

[@cloudberry5452]

Bruh what lyrics

[@jureigeeksoutoccasionally]

@@cloudberry5452 og song

[@reD19]

​@@cloudberry5452you realise it's a cover right

[@Cruilator]

Reminds me of the time i spent a long time playing the legend of Zelda I wasn't me, I was a magical elf dude.

[@musicorsomething1118]

This is not mere music. Nay, sir! This is art.

[@29485webp]

Imagine if you played this game and like halfway through it every npcs face turned into a low quaility of joes face and they all said "I am not joe hawley" then walked away.

[@BangBangMaxwellsSilverHammer]

ZeldaJRH.exe

[@StillNotInChicago]

Maybe the real Joe Hawley was the friends we made along the way

[@E.Piano6-Pain]

Thanks Joe Hawley for introducing me to Elliot Smith

[@kingofjs]

Everything means Hawley to me

[@Vin32]

He probably went to go star in a *miricle musical*

[@thedreik0]

The " i can restore your life " scares me lol

[@pigeon_openfortress]

Nice cover! Its a shame that nobody here is talking about Elliot or the original song.

[@stellaoctangula9898]

What is the original song called?

[@pigeon_openfortress]

@@stellaoctangula9898 Everything Means Nothing To Me by Elliot Smith

[@isakts8576]

"Doctor, I can't tell if I'm not me"

[@JennyYesac]

A bop

[@bassafratz]

Aluminum Foil DOOOWOOOP!!!!!!!

[@tally_hal]

a very bop indeed

[@YAYJOBS]

This bitcrushed instrumental cover of a song means so much to me

[@seraphlastname3511]

how convincing. pack it up boys, this ain’t joe

[@Oxidized]

Can you point me in the right direction, sir?

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

It's true. I was Joe Hawley the entire time.

[@number2869]

-THE NAME MAKES SENSE-

[@psychosparten049.esquire9]

Why do I feel like I'm being hypnotized?

[@zerooption199]

because you are

[@hi_im_buggy]

I think it's the townpeople that the hero has encountered that keep saying they are not Joe Hawley, meaning the hero is looking for Joe Hawley. Also, the I can restore your life portion seems like the hero realizing he's stuck in an endless loop and wanting out, and finding out somehow that Joe Hawley is connected to this and looking for him. Maybe the hero somehow realises that Joe Hawley is his creator.

[@grayanddevpdx]

TME’s laugh and this video makes me think Zelda 2 is probably one of Joe’s favorite games.

[@VarxenCore9]

he used the same pixelated silhouette from Crazy Food

[@tally_hal]

may 1, 2021 mark your calendars yall edit: nvm it's literally just this edit: ayo it's got vocals now!

[@VarxenCore9]

This time, with Vocals

[@WaningLoon]

you're joe hawley he's joe hawley are there any other joe hawleys i should know about?

[@nelocanio8457]

Well now I don’t know what to believe

[@swiggaswoody]

if you’re not joe hawley, then who are you

[@bassafratz]

swiggaswoody bassfartz

[@thecatsareinmywalls]

swiggaswoody Duh, he’s yelwah eoj

[@name-eo1lv]

miley cyrus

[@papajhonsreal]

Joe is gamer confirmed

[@tally_hal]

dude have you seen his gameboy tetris gameplay? the mans a legend!

[@papajhonsreal]

@@tally_hal oh, yes I have

[@JAzzWoods-ik4vv]

I need new mudic from this man

[@blunderabluez]

Joe I’m scared pls

[@Kittiekonfuzed]

Same

[@skullpants]

me too

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

thank you for introducing me to elliott smith, joe :D

[@sonicman9910]

Someone found the future as a statue in a fountain At attention, looking backward in a pool of water Wishes with a blue songbird on his shoulder Who keeps singing over everything Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me I picked up the song and found my picture in the paper The reflection in the water showed an iron man still Trying to salute people from a time when he was Everything he's supposed to be Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me

[@devilsmusic1327]

This is legitimately one of my favorite songs

[@DaveFarr]

I was not Joe Hawley before it was cool to not be Joe Hawley.

[@Samslug9]

You may not feel like how joe hawley should be. But you are what joe hawley is in this moment

[@Matteo_Sohn]

this somehow seems related to hawaii part ii: the woman saying “i can restore your life” is like in one of the theories where the protagonist of the album goes to hawaii to start fresh in his life and meets the girl. then the “i am not joe hawley” statement could be related to the mind electric when he says “doctor i can’t tell if i’m not me”. the entire videogame theme of this video and the chiptune music remind me of labyrinth. so overall this video seems like some sort of reflection of hawaii part ii, and gives an eerie feeling as if something happened and you can’t go back. note: this seems to have some zelda references but i don’t know what they mean because i haven’t played the games, also could be tied to the mind electric again because there’s some sort of ganondorf laugh in the second to last section of the song

[@thebluepo7628]

probably true, and the laugh is definitely connected because it shows the screen multiple times in this video where it has the laugh/

[@lakinmarie]

please don’t make me think about a Zelda lets play PLEASE /lh

[@sonicman9910]

This is a cover of Everything means nothing to me. I don't think it was really intended to sound like Labyrinth. I found him saying "I am not Joe Hawley" to mean "I am not the hero".

[@sonicman9910]

But I definitely do see some connotation to Hawaii part ii

[@guestb8389]

_Least complicated Joe Hawley theory:_

[@alecboi777]

guys we gotta find the real one

[@LeftyCrankmann]

What if the in-lore reason for this video is that Link is on a quest to find Joe Hawley and the reason why the NPCs keep saying that they're not him is because he keeps asking if they're Joe in disguise

[@floating_microwave6783]

Bung vulchungo Poppin off with this one

[@Funni_Stuff]

Foreshadowing

[@froderickfettuccine8983]

Joe Hawley has joined your party!

[@Harlow.]

joe hawley is at your party, hes alone

[@crish3445]

The sprite from the end of "Crazy F***" is included in this video, perhaps they're connected in some way?

[@fatgayswinub7397]

i'm also not joe hawley and the song is a bop :0 !!!!

[@subsvidshahasooriginal]

Then who is? That nice fellow handing out bananas in the supermarket? The guy singing about Shia LaBeouf? WHO!?

[@Jlukasph]

please put all your new songs on spotify PLEASE

[@spaceghoul8921]

Okay then, yelwaH eoJ.

[@Baset_]

that sounds like the sorta thing joe hawley would say

[@robertwageman4163]

This gives me the same eerie feeling as Lavender Town

[@notto5937]

But you cannot escape a vacation like this...

[@HudzunDunDunDun]

wait a minute but the channel name is joe hawley what the heck is going on here

[@monkeytime3169]

Nobody ever thought I was Joe Hawley That is good, because I am most certainly not Joe Hawley. They usually just call me Brad

[@IHateMyChanneI]

Okay Bradley

[@thatkid3036]

Ruler Of Everything Is A Song About time.

[@wrightsmilitaria]

Guys, I think he’s not joe Hawley

[@blackfaceplant4004]

Nice zelda gameplay bro

[@mapleshadeeatscats]

I’m not gonna lie this makes me anxious. Idk it’s not even scary but it makes me anxious.

[@PinballWizzerd]

Joe Hawley Gaming

[@Harlow.]

death engineer gaming

[@thymicthymic]

joe hawley arg when

[@capybara3668]

That one dislike is probably Joe Hawley

[@marciesincae6054]

Joe Hawley ARG? The ending is Link turning into whatever he becomes at the end of the video for Crazy F***.

[@panzerdragon1121]

So wait, you, joe hawley, are not joe hawley, who is joe hawley, and who is not joe hawley, while being joe hawley? So basically, you're joe hawleyn't

[@spaceghoul8921]

Peak comedy

[@AceTheEgg]

Oh okay, thank you for telling us.

[@_sessu]

Not sure what this means but I like it

[@fooglovescats]

I am not Joe Hawley Oh I'm on boras channel

[@mirrorperson1744]

I remember playing this game as a child could never get past that damn cave...

[@pianosnake7028]

I've gone into mental hyperspeed. Someone kill me

[@Harlow.]

GRAVITY FALLS PROFILE PICTURE GRAVITY FALLS MENTIONED

[@mantis9126]

Then who was flickering the lights...?

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

I think this guy is Joe Hawley

[@Bruh-nr7ci]

Perhaps

[@noahmay7708]

Thanks for getting me into Elliot Smith, Joe!

[@mase7088]

Nice Elliott Smith 8 bit!!

[@cambagonia]

certainly not joe hawley

[@creeperroese]

I hope he’s ok

[@accuratecompliment]

joe hawley stans be like

[@kwentongpotchero6750]

So,you finally realize it

[@bad23r41]

Isn’t the outline at around 1:20 the same outline at the end of the Crazy Foods video?

[@stinkystinkypoopystinkypeepee]

Ye ye

[@Sothus2]

I may be no phycologist but I think he lying

[@ploopybear]

Thank you not Joe Hawley. Very cool music!

[@jasdrawssometimes4660]

Bro this games like on another level