HermitCraft 9 ep 11: Abandoned shulker rescue! Help from Scar! Hurt by Cub! Megabase outline!

[@bluereel1246]

if your looking for gift ideas for xisuma, i think hes been in the market for a live shulker. i heard one of his got stolen from spawn. no clue who would just steal a shulker, but its a rough world out there.

[@neenmach]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jvrbwn6232]

😆😆😆

[@voiddiver1]

Damn it be like that

[@jvrbwn6232]

Have you seen twitter 🤐

[@Kabup2]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TimHoppen]

You seem to have learned a lesson from Pearl and Impulse; rotate the base before you build it.

[@voiddiver1]

Pretty sure cod boy did that once too

[@Kabup2]

I think his base needs some work by now, some crazy people set up a tnt dup around there.

[@riaingalligan8461]

@@voiddiver1 that pesky bird

[@newtlewis1798]

doc and xisuma after seeing this: *nervous sweating*

[@selasiovec8581]

I"m just waiting for the war to start. Doc gets...protective of his future protects. and X? oh this isn't going to end well

[@exintrovert1337]

Doc just got his bees stolen by Jevin too. 👀

[@A11V1R15]

At least the shulker is still in the cart

[@selasiovec8581]

@@A11V1R15 Oh yeah. if they killed it even by accident, i just see a war getting started.

[@TussockyBongo57]

@@selasiovec8581 Joe might get kicked from the server

[@kierafritsch1646]

“I think I had full health!” He said, as he had 2.5 hearts after that landing 😂

[@ryancarrell3186]

That's called pulling a Scar. I swear, Scar thinks he's at full health even if he's on half a heart.

[@uniwolfgamer1094]

Well to be fair it was gone pretty quick, maybe he didn't get to see his health before gettjng bowed.

[@Tuneicorn]

Many shulker owners struggle with their pet's homicidal behavior. Surrounding your shulker with the shells of its fallen comrades is a great way to intimidate it into docility! Good thinking, Joe!

[@vinshoken]

Haiku: A crime has occurred. Joe’s making a choo choo track. Couldn’t have been him.

[@Missmori]

HAHAH Gorgeous.

[@kanatraful]

Shulker Friends (my poem prompt response) Rolling down the choo-choo track, Where’s the shulker? Bring him back! Doc and X log on and say, “How’d the shulker get away?” Did he fly? Did he grow wings? Where would shulkers find such things? Did he dig himself down deep To the caves, where creepers sleep? Did he run on shulker toes? How’d he do it? No one knows! As they’re searching to and fro, No one thinks of asking Joe Joe, who saw him all alone Little shulker, on his own Stuck there in his glassy dome… “Come on, bud: let’s choo-choo home!” In amongst the odds and ends, Mimic sleeps with shulker friends

[@horizonpenblade1288]

This is amazing

[@madagaskar8162]

Awesome! Tiny, poetic suggestion: let the creepers creep instead of sleep. Repetition as a technique. 😀

[@doctor_owl]

This is a really good poem!

[@DementedMK]

When one constructs a choo-choo track It’s urgent that they don’t look back For if they do, they’ll be surprised… A shulker shot between the eyes!

[@KeitieKalopsia]

I love this poem!

[@Missmori]

got a laugh out of me. Love it.

[@HuffGLaDTem]

much better than mine which had to do with an oil executive

[@alehzanderh]

Making a choo-choo track. To take a shulker back to my house, ignore the lack of a door. It's a hack. It helps me keep the air fresh

[@KeitieKalopsia]

This was a nice read.

[@Missmori]

this was incredily beutiful. I love it.

[@Loveable_Liar]

Joe and Scar just hang out together for 60% of this whole video is just so wholesome 😍

[@Kabup2]

I hope Doc don't blame Scar too, his tree is amazing.

[@triwithms]

Thinking to myself...oh man, Doc and X would have a heart attack. Don't think the guys knew how hard it is to get that into the overworld. 10 min left watching now :D

[@nocturnalfreyja2744]

I regocnised that Shulk on Cleo's Stream 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. It looked like it was a pain in the backside just to get that Shulk to the overworld. Doc and X will definitely have a heart attack. I am sure they will understand 😁👍

[@itmeurdad]

No sign? No rules!

[@lomiification]

They should have gotten Joe and scar's help! They had a pretty easy time of it

[@keithgraham8588]

@@lomiification It was already in the overworld, the hard part is getting it out of the End.

[@Livy.3]

It's not that hard if you have a convenient end gateway

[@1960coffee]

Live reporting from Twitter update: Goat Doc’s on the warpath!

[@phoebe8598]

The fact that out of everything, Mojang chose to patch up the guppy geiser :( On the other hand, they chose to patched that up, together with Doc's poppy technology, so I like to pretend, that the reason they patched up the geiser was because they were scared of Joe Hills' redstone prowess. Ilmango should indeed watch out...

[@laurel5794]

If doc had a heart attack watching grians video this may just about kill him

[@cassie5248]

Why'd he have a heart attack from grian's video?

[@thelazyrabbit4220]

Joe: I need to thank X also Joe: proceeds onto stealing one of the most prized possession of x with 2 hermits seeing the crime in-person

[@Evan-yz7sf]

Morale of the story: place a sign when leaving a rare mob in spawn lol

[@mars1367]

hmmm… i think maybe giving X a pet shulker would be a really good thank you gift! he might be looking for one :)

[@CommanderWiggins]

Xisuma and Doc: *Spend hours transporting Shulker from the End* JoeHills: 🥺 👉👈 "Is for me?"

[@invictus50ssl]

It's a mix of heartbreaking and sweet and oh no mix of a emotions moment when seeing Joe try to "rescue" Doc and Xisuma's hard worked for Shulker... Poor thing got accidentally kidnapped xD Oh no

[@dee2007]

Someone should make an animation of this poor shulkers day…. Kidnapped by a zombie dr and a spaceman, locked ina glass cage in a strange world, then kidnapped again etc…

[@YamaguchiEtsuko]

Joe's realisation of how he's the real monster after all and then moving on immeidately (@ 32:00) had me laughing so hard XD

[@oricalu448]

I would pay for a podcast of just scar and joe's adhd fuelled discussions of nothing in particular!

[@theKiwii]

So many of the hermits just have great synergy when they're hanging out on streams.

[@dimension4RC]

This would be everything tbh

[@rbck8826]

Do they actually have ADHD or are you just using it as a descriptor? I have been diagnosed with ADHD and I am somewhat uncomfortable with seeing it thrown around by people who don't know what it actually means.

[@oricalu448]

@@rbck8826 I do not think either of them have disclosed it, but having worked closely with people with ADHD, I would not be surprised if scar does have it. However, it is not my place to diagnose hermits with this stuff. I was mainly using it as a descriptor here. Sorry if that offends you.

[@rbck8826]

@@oricalu448 i don't find it offensive as much as uncomfortable. I do not think anybody who uses it as a descriptor is doing so in any malicious way, but i still like to inform about how it feels from my perspective as that may cause people to think closer about how they use words.

[@originalcyn]

It’s amazing that Scar gets any building done. He’s just always hanging around other hermits doing their own work.

[@Hens1123Minecraft]

the amount of agony they went through to get that shulker makes this hilarious.

[@Zainenn]

Yeah, I'd imagine that doc and X wont be too happy about this haha

[@mcihel6100]

The shulker being named Mimic had me rolling!! Great episode as usual Joe

[@electrumsix]

I clicked so fast to see if this was doc's shulker. HHAHAHAHHA.

[@Lynch30]

Bruh doc will go bald after this lmaooo

[@bone_bellows1507]

I just finished Doc’s video and this is amazing

[@annaperitif]

This Monday’s Worldeater HHH is going to be interesting after the heist. Doc and Xisuma went through so much for Mimic the Shulker.

[@emmaparkin8543]

I’m sure Joe will return it! X

[@hadesdiangelo7598]

Bruh I saw the title pop up,I just watched doc's video, and I got scared HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ChloeTGAP]

After seeing how much work Doc and X put into moving that Shulker I am VERY excited for the next video! Terrifying things are coming!

[@NikkiTheViolist]

I think it would be hilarious to find someone who leaves a bunch of shulker boxes everywhere, and then leave an actual shulker in their pile

[@glawfpv9112]

Thanks X, let me just repay you by stealing the result of hours of stress over the void....

[@WofWifWaf]

I watched the title and thought: Oh no they didn't... Then i saw it... Yep, X and doc are gonna scream

[@itmeurdad]

That xb impression was so spot on

[@simonroy7590]

Glad you left the shulker in the minecart,makes it a harmless prank! great episode x)

[@Necrovirgo]

Saw this on a live stream, and while I was watching doc's and X's videos, this just made it even more funnier! LOL

[@moistoyster3776]

The choo choo comes, the choo choo comes… Rail, spike, ballast, and sleeper, Lay the ties, one by one. Precious cargo en route to depot, Purple crate, abandoned son. Stray, slime, phantom, creeper, Can’t make a friend? Pilfer one. If they see me, call me skulking, Vile, vulgar, stealing vulture, If they do not, soon find me beaming, Choo choo came and took your shulker.

[@Missmori]

okay this one has to be one of my favorites. needs more exposure.

[@OldBeau]

making a choo choo track! before we can foster our new pet we havent made a trail back yet! sans car, bus, or bike, since we cant tell it to take a hike, we are building a new track through town! (of course intending it to tear it down) we cant have people realizing our heist... leave no evidence, or well end up iced :O !!!!

[@dumbideas3361]

According to Twitter. Doc is pissed.😱😱

[@1TW1-m5i]

Scary .

[@dumbideas3361]

@Luis Suazo yea thats why i said according to twitter. i think if doc was really mad he would of used their private discord server. but the drama was fun.

[@grimmissis]

they told me my biting was out of control but i was just making a chew chew track

[@JefAlanLong]

Making a Choo Choo track When a big eared baker stopped by to distract. Perfect crime, this mimic is mine! He’ll float you sky high If you try take him back.

[@SapphireSeahorse494]

Congrats on finishing the video! I know you were having some stress about it. I loved the whole stream of rescuing the shulker and getting killed by cub, and it was still funny seeing it in the video. I'm glad tango's anti-shop has been found. When he was building it, I thought "you're not even going to ask people to leave other things in exchange for diamonds? Just truly free diamonds?" It didn't occur to me that people would leave things anyway because it's Hermitcraft. Of course people will be generous. Also it was hilarious watching doc and x take a shulker from the end knowing that it would end up being -stolen- rescued.

[@lisabos5185]

I think you could thank X by giving his shulker back lol

[@1TW1-m5i]

Maybe they could breed one from it, and then JoeHills could have this one

[@eveningshade9296]

This is such a fun episode Joe :D Here's my try at the prompt. Making a Choo Choo track: Trains of today go zipping by, to and fro, with many more places to go. But I remember the days from what seems like so long ago. Days when small hands and high voices would make carts spin 'round tracks of wood. Singing songs about a little engine that could.

[@maryfreegirl2029]

doc and xisuma are shaking and cryign rn

[@findingteresa8524]

Docs response should be epic.

[@sophiaaifos871]

Such a fun episode joe!,:D really looking forward to the construction of the pinball machine!! Also I absolutely cracked up when you placed the shulkers down and said, “now this looks like a hermitcrafters house, right?” It’s hilarious and so very true.

[@watermelonturtul9903]

Hermit: I'm pretty sure I was on full health Also hermit: is halfway to death

[@secondfifth]

oh, if i hadn't heard you do it on-stream i wouldn't have noticed that transition between the voiceover audio and the cubfan bit, that was great. very excited to see the certainly absolutely nothing that will come of taking that obviously abandoned shulker out of where it could cause lag for the good of the server. there's no way anything could POSSIBLY come of that!

[@RaisansGrapeon]

Making a Choo Choo Track I find myself pushed forwards and back Rolling on a preset track. Pondering over these 30 meters Nothing even changing here. And I'm starting to feel motion sick Forgotten in the thick of it. So I'll find brighter iron and softer wood Far from where I've stood. Making my own choo choo track I take a look back Far from those old 30 meters It all changes from here.

[@Missmori]

awesome

[@widdershinnz]

I was wondering whose Shulker was left in the cold, now I know after today's videos dropped. XD I love that you resheltered that poor little guy.

[@baveraby]

That’s Doc’s shulker. As you may or may not know shulkers are tedious to get from the end this isn’t funny

[@widdershinnz]

@@baveraby A safely executed relocation prank is not something to be upset over. I’m surprised that the fellow who released 20 ghasts into the spawn area without worrying about the potential destruction of non-participating Hermits’ builds would have the audacity to not be cool about this joke.

[@Zireael83]

@@baveraby you guys take it all too seriously. its all fun and games on hermitcraft and the hermits talk about stuff like this behind the scenes :)

[@MamaMarti1974]

Took Doc and X a long time to bring that shulker back from the end to spawn

[@lunarshadow7712]

Hickory dickory dock, a Doc was off the clock The day wore on and Joe wanted fun A choo choo track was made

[@frostking567]

Making a Choo-Choo Track Fearing Cub's attack Scar delivered a snack Whilst I'm stacking the blocks back To my humble haunted shack The Mimic is starting to unpack And I hid the evidence

[@Vathilia]

this episode was just perfect! who would abandon a poor shulker by the river? you did the right thing by providing mimic with a roof and companions. XD

[@Sarah-ie9bg]

Joe: “that’s a powerful bow, you one shot me! Think I had full health” Also joe: *had two and a half hearts*

[@UchihaRyoukon]

Gosh, I just finished watching Doc and X's episode when this one popped up... This won't end well, I tell you...

[@annwarner5066]

Lost little Shulker. Making a Choo Choo track. Mimic has a home! My haiku. Namaste.

[@arrow_awsome]

youve out done yourself this episode joe

[@lemonZzzzs]

Making a choo-choo track, leading the mimic back! Must dump it and leave no trace, lest World Eater eats my base!

[@lemonZzzzs]

(attempted a *M-t, l-b! M-t, l-b!* pattern anyway)

[@lemonZzzzs]

I did not expect this to be prophetic o.O ...kinda thought it was all planned and all sides knew, to be honest :D but looks like it ended well?

[@tnichols8273]

I think Xiuma would enjoy a nice little poem from you. You do them so well.

[@rachelkekipi6303]

The scaffolds comming back up in the water look like jellyfish ❤️

[@itmeurdad]

This one's free Joe: "never piss off the man with a world eater" Edit: or the man with root access to the server 😅 💫

[@eonaon6914]

Yeah, you might wanna talk to Doc and Xisuma about Mimic. He is the beginning of their Shulker farm project and would probly like him back sooner or later.

[@itmeurdad]

@@eonaon6914 spoiler: he knew exactly what he was doing

[@liquidminds]

@@itmeurdad almost as if hermits actually talked with each other outside of the server xD

[@theloudtenor]

The scaffolding floating up looked like jellyfish! SO cool!

[@sebbes333]

*@JoeHillsTSD* 1:13 Thank you :D Wow, it even sounds like rain, when they land in the water :)

[@Lewisrussell_6hermitcraft]

Doc And Xiuma: Nervous John McGinn sounds

[@pokeperson1000]

Joe treats the Anti-shop like a pawn shop.

[@DVDpmME]

Xisumavoid needs bone blocks for his future base

[@trenkq]

"oh no that's evidence!"

[@thedimensionalcat]

This season im loving the most so far. I love Hermits collaborating with every other Hermit. 🥰

[@Oktobot12]

There is a valuable lesson for the other hermits here, USE SIGNS 😂

[@heatherreadsreddit8579]

They were tired from it being so long and stressful to get it into the Overworld. It’s not a regular occurrence for a shulker to appear encased in glass at spawn, so obviously it was someone’s. I truly hope that this is a bit, because Doc sounds serious on Twitter.

[@Oktobot12]

@@heatherreadsreddit8579 I'm sure it's all in good fun, they are all in a discord server together, so they communicate way more than we realize 😁 and I'm sure that joe, with as helpful as he always is, would definitely chip in to help them relocate the shelter when they need it ❤️

[@L3ggZ84]

I'm running a few days behind on episodes, the episode i saw last before yours was Docs, where him and xisuma had a TIME getting that shulker to the overworld!!! OMG Joe you have got boys of steel!!! Hahahaha. I can't wait to see their reaction when they find out!

[@HuffGLaDTem]

my poem: making a choo choo track, but i’m watching my choo choo back for you never know what’s behind you, it’s an oil executive with a scuffed up shoe.

[@michaelhoerr2468]

The pure wholesomeness radiating from all your videos is so great!

[@TetraTerezi]

Instructions unclear. Scaffolding caught in throat.

[@goatwards]

“This is actually my first saddle of the server” joe says with 2 saddles in his inventory

[@rainshadowgamingart2236]

I make orange chocolate chip cookies. White chocolate chips in a pumpkin cookie is a amazing. We bake our pumpkins every year after Halloween and use the pulp all year long. Orange cookies, no food coloring.

[@Dalenthas]

You can save a lot of wood by using slabs instead of full blocks. Especially if no one will see the other side of them anyway...

[@voiddiver1]

I think he needs logs not planks?

[@cecilialong3236]

Hot dang. Doc and Shishume are going to die when its gone. LOL

[@Oktobot12]

Shishume 😂😂

[@_BangDroid_]

Making a choo choo track Walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound

[@wendykosak1988]

I second the gift for Xisuma but he actually needs two. I'm sure you can go to the end, get a shulker into a minecart, build a flying machine, fly it over the void, and then get the silly thing through the portal. God forbid that someone takes your gift from the minecart since those things teleport place to place whenever they're not in a cart.

[@exintrovert1337]

🎶 example parenthetical 🎶 Joe, you are wonderfully unique. I totally dig your brain.

[@aghaShakoor]

My man joe just sang 5 pages for us. Impressed.

[@FortisConscius]

Oh, poor sweet summer Joe. That's not A shulker at spawn. It's THE shulker at spawn. I'm sure Doc & X will forgive you but not before a panic meltdown! :)

[@levb258]

Makin' a choo-choo track, Layin' some metal racks, Takin' this new pet back, home! Put it it into a shed, With corpses of its old friends, Shulkers are not meant, to roam!

[@snowgods2195]

Doc will love you stealing his shulker

[@melaniep.]

A haiku of my own devising Cookie Monster Scar With Joe on Train Track Gossip Scar Didn't Clarify lmao i hope it's good 😊 wonderful episode!!

[@toastknight2439]

A haiku for the prompt; Rhythm of the work//On the path of industry//Take a train ride home

[@KorthalMaiyn]

Watching that Cubfan kill live was so funny. Opening voice, what a likely excuse 😂

[@WizardOfDocs]

Looking back at this episode, I'm astonished how much Joe's custom trees look like pale oaks.

[@JoeHillsTSD]

Welcome to the future.

[@alexkatecreates3562]

NOT EVEN 2 minutes!!!! Im busting out laughing, freakin "oooo the water splashes sound so niiiiice... oh he wants me to inhale?" *inhales* (Joe proceeds to choke) I BUSTED MY BUTT LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!! 🤣 Joe, you are so hilarious and your humor always catches me off guard! I love it. Please keep up the hard work dude youre fantastic! Also died when Cub's feet appeared on your screen and you died X'DDD THE FEET GOT ME!!! Also: Shulker = Doc's.... and I dont think he'll miss it :) xD

[@barbarabelmar3819]

OMG that was Doc and X's sulker.

[@Joblerone]

A Haiku from the prompt: A Choo choo, choo choo No more Shulkers for You-choo Let's pray Doc won't know.

[@salamandersoftheapplesauce457]

for the poetry prompt! making a (a)choo (a)choo track for my 'bless you' train so when I have a sneezing attack I'll soon be right as rain this episode is so cool! it's so awesome seeing the pinball machine outline in full scale :O wow the way Mimic shot the ball through the door! maybe it should be the new hawkeye xD

[@MrJimagas]

The pinball machine should have a RV that plays the song down town.

[@mrgreeneggs6191]

Dig, shovel, tip and shape for here a track I shall make. Plan, lay, form and ponder, here I've layed a choo choo track of wonder.

[@roxyspamcake]

Poem: Clickity clack, A purple friend coming home, To a haunted place.

[@jamesendsley1560]

xuma dark work awful hard getting that shoulder to the Overworld when you're hiding it

[@raddad3442]

Doc reminds me of someone who has had control issues.

[@ArcWolf713]

I love that the shulker is named Mimic.