Joel Heyman - 'Best Of' Compilation - RT Podcast

Compilation of what I think are some of the best Joel Moments in the RT Podcast.

[@S0RGEx]

"I have a giant fucking bowl, I have a fuckin giant fuckin bowl of fuckin bacon bits" I love you, Joel

[@juicywhiteman5850]

He's not the hero we need, or deserve. Joel is beyond us.

[@BrievaryZowan]

Joel has been a member of RT for over 10 years. He hasn't aged a day. Joel is a vampire.

[@masterfrickinchief]

Or time lord

[@aworam101]

He is another Keanu Reeves

[@RougeRemixMusic]

masterfrickinchief Or Dr Who can shut the fuck up and stop trying to get into every chat

[@masterfrickinchief]

Ha! You're upset! That makes me laugh! XD

[@DerpyDaringDitzyDoo]

Probably all the Bac O' Bits he ate xD

[@siegesquirrel42]

If Burnie met Church, they'd hate each other. If Jason Saldana met Tucker, he'd be annoyed by Tucker. If Joel met Caboose, they'd instantly become best friends.

[@bzurq3172]

Red vs. Blue Season 14 Episode 24 proves it

[@siegesquirrel42]

Almost forgot: If Miles met Felix, he'd be terrified of Felix.

[@K-11609]

Joel: And that is why you should invest in gold Joel leaves Caboose: And there goes the smartest man I’ve ever known I know that’s not the exact quote

[@bobcat159]

In my head, Joel is secretly Deadpool

[@Irakli008]

oh my god why does this make so much sense?

[@genesisrhapsodos9782]

Because he acts batshit crazy and never seems to age.

[@raidenamvs777]

I'm pretty sure Joel is aging backwards

[@dumbarsesoriginal]

If Ryan Reynolds denied the role, Joel was second on the audition list

[@raidenamvs777]

Why does that sound so perfect to me?

[@sutton1027]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Joel doesn't finish a sentence. If you're really hardcore, take a shot every time he stutters.

[@Guarddog33]

had to go to the hospital by the 1 minute mark

[@juicywhiteman5850]

No thanks, I choose life.

[@GBfanatic15]

also known as: how to get alcohol poisoning

[@bobbluered8984]

Also take a shot every time he says "Fucking".

[@notveryniceatall]

Cringe

[@TheSuicidekamikazi]

I was watching Criminal minds the other day and I saw Joel. I don't know why, but for some reason that made my day. Just seeing him for a 3 seconds blip on screen.

[@fgs612]

"He sounds like a total jackoff." was the one line I've heard from Joel in Criminal Minds. Watched that entire episode just for that one line.

[@marcmurray1]

There's always Friends re-runs on this channel in my country and whenever I see the scene with Joel, I'm watching him the entire time.

[@hawkeyesniper45]

***** 2 scenes actually. One he was behind Ross on a plane and the other was in the casino.

[@SSJLL6999]

Why does no one ever remember the scene where he is interviewed by a news station about the killer vigilante? :(

[@animalavenger6133]

I was watching Friends the other day and saw our little Caboose in the background

[@justinanderson1706]

It was a good run Joel, we’ll miss you.

[@KayJay01]

Every second with Joel is a 'best of'

[@BLADESTER128]

Joel is my spirit animal. If I ever met him Id say "hey man"

[@magache1234]

BLADESTER128 supposed to be funny?

[@Nick_4545]

BLADESTER128 shut up barb

[@maiqtheliar1823]

GODDAMNIT BARB!!

[@MitchCyan]

Joel is the best.

[@ISAFMobius18]

How does Joel not have his own Late Night Talk Show? We could call it Jiving with Joel

[@manololagd9245]

Or hey man

[@PChamileon97]

ISAFMobius18 Getting Joeled with Joel Heyman

[@pablofawkes2841]

@@PChamileon97 Joelling Off

[@Thisnamedoesntfit]

Can I say that Joel looks fantastic for his fucking 40s?

[@manololagd9245]

He's in his early 50s I think

[@JackSilver1410]

It was that bowl of bac-os, they preserved him.

[@ekroizm]

Well

[@siegesquirrel42]

I love how Joel slips into the Caboose voice when he's agitated.

[@kurisu3147]

Why does KZbin gotta reccomend this today of all todays

[@Wisconsam2117]

Look at how they massacred my boy

[@magnusvs4560]

TRUE

[@jackthunderbolt4307]

What happened?

[@gogoforromeo9598]

jack thunderbolt He got fired because the RT crew started to turn into whiney babies.

[@caydesmith7021]

@@gogoforromeo9598 no its not that, Joel was just straight up not showing some days, went on really political rants all the time and was general pain in the ass. I love Joel but the way he was acting was a good look for rooster teeth

[@R3dB0t1]

I watched Red vs Blue first before I knew who Joel was so I'm just imaging Caboose in Joel's place

[@spafl4sh391]

I miss him, I wish he never left.

[@CopperSucks]

I can't believe he's 40 years old

[@tipofthetongue2488]

43

[@BakedUAPie]

+TipOfTheTongue WHAT?!

[@tipofthetongue2488]

+BakedUAPie I like pens

[@ghbutler]

+MrCopperwheels 44 now

[@tipofthetongue2488]

+ghbutler he's almost half dead

[@Plague_Doc22]

I fucking love Joel so much, he's so freaking funny. 11:00 "I have a fucking....I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING BOWL" hahaha, probably my favorite moment of joel.

[@klank1202]

Joel will be missed. I can't believe that rt fired him

[@MuttonTheDragon]

He should have interrupted them firing him and gone on a tangent. Can't fire him if they can't talk over him talking about gold!

[@tahunuva4254]

Wait, wtf? First Vic, now Joel? *They fukkin fired caboose??* Who's in charge of the company these days, Leonard Church?

[@poke548]

@@tahunuva4254 Nah, Church sold the company, remember :P

[@9tailedKitsune]

@@tahunuva4254 Church quit

[@thesilentcartographer5575]

@@tahunuva4254 Burnie left RT too, no more Church either.

[@Oblithian]

Basically any moment of Joel was a best moment.

[@wu8183]

Joel reminds me of older, American Gavin.

[@JetStreamChad18]

except he's creative

[@wu8183]

Dibble Dobble -director

[@twinkieman237]

Especially when they were on the couch, they seem like a father and son

[@buca117]

Don't you mean Gavin reminds you of a younger, British Joel?

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

Funny how this OUT OF THE BLUE shows up in people's recommendation... For no reason whatsoever... At all...

[@URG-I]

Joel fucking says fuck a fucking lot. Fuck, I fucking love Rooster Teeth.

[@BenLMS]

that's funny dude

[@dansolo9573]

Joel talks in the exact same patterns as Christopher Walken. Watch the vid and imagine him in Joel's place.

[@derpytw]

Joel looks so good. I cant belive this day he is 72 years old

[@KantFromEC]

It's probably been said but I cant help but think Joel looks like Johnny Knoxville

[@connorfrance7669]

He did stand ins for johnny on the Dukes of hazard.

[@getnaenaed99]

You're literally on every other comment section I see. It's like you love all the things I love

[@JKR9488]

John Freeman and thus a beautiful friend ship began

[@KantFromEC]

John Freeman I do have a soft spot in my heart for green day :')

[@WanderingFollower]

+Jimmy Neutron are you Seinfeldspitstains?

[@Thechosengamers3]

"The poop problem goes deeper than the anus." This NEEDS to be on a tee shirt!

[@spookhy699]

OH GOD!... I'VE BEEN JOELED!!

[@kevinarce733]

Joel would make the perfect uncle

[@mbibe]

great timing on adding this to my recommendations youtube.

[@AdmiralRamirez7]

We all know why we came back

[@BananaMana69]

I remember listening to Joel talking about how holding a piece of gold makes you feel crazy, and thinking ill never ever get there. Well i bought some gold and its gone up a lot since and I owe it all to Joel

[@mysterymanjman2532]

I Can’t Believe That Man Is Gone

[@Nobody-uj8qh]

And now Joel is gone from rooster teeth he getting fired or I mean “ laid off” I’m gonna miss you Joel you will be missed

[@TheCumDemon69]

He's gone for a good reason

[@burgers4alvn393]

@@TheCumDemon69 and that "good reason" is?

[@TheCumDemon69]

@@burgers4alvn393 he was a not that just didn't gel with the modem company. Apparently was prone to big political rants and was even quoted saying that because Gavin was anti gun that someone should break Into his house and threaten to kill him just so he would learn that having guns is great. And if you know what happened to Gavin you know why thats an issue. Since neither Joel or RT have addressed the issue it's only educated guesses at this point

[@burgers4alvn393]

@@TheCumDemon69 I will take what you say with a grain of salt since he hasn't come out saying why he's gone. I say there was another reason, perhaps he just didn't like working there anymore or he was cut along with the rest of the deadweight last year. His silence could be in his nature, from the very beginning he along with Matt Hullum were the quieter of the OG Founders so him being radio silence could mean nothing at all.

[@TheCumDemon69]

@@burgers4alvn393 yeah things can be assumed but without a statement from either party it's hard to know, but it's clear from many interactions in the past some people were getting sick of his shit. Whether that's the reason is yet to be seen

[@PurpleTheta]

10:20 - 11:40 Joel's dropped the F-Bomb so many times...I love it.

[@SH4GN457Y]

Joel could not tell a story well to save his life. He starts over, stops, changes what he was saying, abandons it mid sentence, then goes right back to where he was after ruining the whole thing by saying something entirely wrong or out of sequence.

[@TheBigDean18]

But that's why we love him.

[@hawkeyesniper45]

He's always drunk :P

[@SH4GN457Y]

They're all always drunk.

[@hawkeyesniper45]

155UR 5H4NK0V17CH They can never NOT be drunk

[@xJROIDx]

Relax tinker bell

[@wareagle884]

Joel has the look of a man who is always five seconds from a psychotic episode.

[@dicklesmcgoo7081]

the moment you realize joel is the oldest one at rt

[@MicahSMoore]

How old is he

[@dicklesmcgoo7081]

43

[@bookl0ver]

wait....Isn't Gus like 45?

[@dicklesmcgoo7081]

he is, according to google, 37

[@nwvfd22]

His cadence on the giant fucking bowl, that fucking GIANT fucking bowl of fucking bacon bits absolutely makes that story. Joel is the best.

[@sultansofswingers]

Gavin, Gus, and Burnie were fucking befuddled when Joel said "it's so easy to be a gay guy" lmaooooo

[@nibblesowo]

God I’m gonna miss him. Good luck Joel, I wish you luck in your future endeavors.

[@EatPlayNoSleep]

"The poop problem goes deeper than the anus" This is why Joel will always be the greatest

[@Goooodawgs561]

Everyone is either a Joel or a non-Joel

[@WannabeCanadianDev]

Gavin and that Scarf is super.

[@Yackass]

Joel is so terrible at being on the podcast. I love it.

[@geoffreyprior8931]

Will miss you Joel. You were the best of Rooster Teeth.

[@MetalPhoenix13]

Thanks for doing this compilation!!!!!

[@minecrafterskill1]

These moments are pure GOLD!

[@kayisalie]

I have "I have a giant fucking bowl of fucking bacon bits." ~ Joel Heyman on my Instagram bio thing and no one knows where it's from and now I'm sad

[@kayisalie]

Huh five months later and I forgot I posted this comment. For those wondering I changed my bio lmao

[@ScyleOrnitier]

If it's not another Joel quote, delete your IG.

[@KyloRen4238]

Happy B-day Joel Heyman. UR awesome, legend. I love Red VS Blue, its hilarious and pretty kool. RWBY is shit awesome. I played Halo 3. I love Halo, all of them r my first favorite games. And Lazer Team 1 & 2. Great movies. I watch a lot of Alien movies. Lazer Team is pretty kool and also hilarious. Caboose is seriously, stupid, stupid. He acts like child. I mean, hey, I love Blue. Yellow is my first favorite color. Blue is my second favorite color. May the Peace be with u Caboose. From Harlingen Texas. September 16, 1971 September 16, 2023 through September 16, 3023

[@barbaro267]

Joel seriously does not know how to swear properly :P

[@sirsexyrexy]

I think Joel might be the only person who can claim they swear properly

[@cowboycolts]

Joel is the only person who swears correctly, it's one of Newton's unknown law

[@theoriginalkiwiborn9673]

I NEED MORE OF THIS

[@Heirrick108]

I fucking love Joel

[@cam_9029]

I cant believe hes gone

[@KoreanKush]

I miss seeing geoff and griffon on the podcast

[@PurpleTheta]

21:20 I love how Gavin, Burnie, and Gus said, "What?" at Joel's gay comment. XD

[@SteamPaladin]

"I'm fuckin' the bomb" Caboose X Andy

[@llewyn506]

Joel Heyman needs to listen to the words of Hutch "Gay sex doesn't make you gay."

[@LelouchLothric]

Joel is my fav at RT

[@barneyismyhero1]

Joel's guide to taking over a planet: language, vehicles, and walkie talkies

[@KyloRen4238]

Joel Heyman 💙 Shows 1. Pvt. Michael J. Caboose, O'Malley, O'Malley (Omega), Blue Rookie, Joel Heyman - Red VS Blue 2003 - 2020 2. Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck, Detective #2 - RWBY Volume 1, 2, 3, 4 2013 - 2014 - 2015 - 2016 - 2017 Movies 3. Reporter, Reporter #1 - Lazer Team 1, 2 2015 - 2017 Games 4. Additional Voice, Archive Footage - Halo 3, The Master Chief Collection 2007 - 2014

[@vanessapaper]

Oh my god, Joel almost dying was the best XD >XD >X) X)

[@oskabro]

I UTTERLY NEED TO KNOW IF JOEL IS MARRIED BECAUSE HOT DAMN ID CLIMB THAT SHIT LIKE A TREE

[@doggo9355]

Hot

[@lilliecatherine4237]

He's single 😉

[@oskabro]

Lillie Catherine thank you for blessing me with newfound hope

[@tipofthetongue2488]

Brittany is probly a guy

[@oskabro]

TipOfTheTongue im sorry but what on earth brought you to that conclusion

[@LoneCreeperHunter]

I haven't seen him in a podcast in forever

[@Hewrro]

I just saw Joel in an Episode of Criminal Minds (Legacy) while watching this! :D

[@greenishmaitai]

Joel is such a fatalist. i love it!

[@ICKY427]

i started watching the podcast only recently. JOEL NEEDS TO COME BACK!

[@Dmart4128]

"They have language, vehicles, and walkie talkies" Joel Heyman

[@Aroreiel08]

I love you, Joel.

[@COYADD]

I wouldn't know how easy or hard it is to be a gay guy, but I'm not going to disagree with Joel just yet. He seemed to be onto something, but he couldn't quite articulate it because...he's Joel.

[@Head12343]

+COYADD I'd say it WOOD be very hard *wink* *wink*

[@siegesquirrel42]

Gavin has a similar problem. He often has a point, he just can't articulate it right because he's Gav like that.

[@YikesIsMe]

"the poop problem goes deeper than the anus..." is my #1 favorite quote from Joel.

[@magnusthered4973]

Fuck I read this at .5 seconds after him saying it

[@j.b.victor]

I swear Joel is Murdock from the A-team (the TV show)

[@bosimmons2626]

Joel is the freakin greatest person on the internet xD

[@Spero1023]

Best of Rays podcasts??? :D

[@PickleWeevil]

He hasn't been on many podcasts, so I won't do it.

[@jonnny]

PickleWeevil easier job for you then! :D

[@Music6845]

Jonas Kosmo its a one minute video lol

[@landerdumoulin8725]

best of ray's podcasts is everything out of every podcast ray has been on

[@nolinbohon6880]

Lander Dumoulin

[@gkar4294]

i always forget how old and nerdy burnie used to look 😂

[@JCDavis314]

Poop goes deeper than the anus *control room dies of laughter*

[@MythicSuns]

great...now i'm just imagining Caboose as a waiter

[@dasgras02]

Joel is my favorite member of Rooster Teeth :D

[@NativeJoel]

Favorite EX member now.

[@Breakbeatz2591980]

Joel looks straight blazed

[@Verooniiikaaaa]

joel is great

[@pigpower1189]

I love how there is a slight chance Fiona was the 12 year old French girl

[@davidigleniec2483]

If ever your having a not great day, watch this. Fhukkn baco bits.

[@huwa81]

5:17 I think that Joel predicted the future of call of duty dammit Joel.

[@jacobhoffmann8247]

huwa81 I mean. Kinda but not really

[@Ganon999]

Joel is one of the funniest people Ive ever seen hahaha

[@MorgensternIV]

You will be missed

[@gregg7231]

going out in style is smoking a cigarette infront of a firing squad

[@dmanslovesCOB]

Stop the firing squad right before they fire and be like "Hang on one sec!" Take out cigarette light it, take one long drag, stick it in your mouth and go "Alright continue" bang lol

[@ccaian1]

Dodge all the bullets and say "Alright try again"

[@christopherbrooke2142]

***** Instead of dodging them, say pull

[@Guile_The_Exile]

Getting slaughtered like a rabid animal isn't stylish at all... Style is going out guns blazing in the sun..

[@Joon]

wtf am I watching, and why do I like it so much?

[@XboxAnnihilator]

Can you make a compilation of every time Joel says fuck?

[@Zreen001]

I love joel XD

[@zmanthecool]

Joel should be on the podcast more

[@sargelandon]

Joel looks like my middle school principal

[@juicywhiteman5850]

This should be good

[@brainrich1358]

"Something's wrong with me!" xD rofl

[@SuperMarijus]

what im gathering is that Joel is actually very deep in the closet :O

[@raptorjesus3894]

He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia

[@HaloFTW55]

+Jayden Holzhauser get out.

[@sophiepseudonymous1600]

+Ivan Chen of the closet?

[@HaloFTW55]

Sophie Pseudonymous We must not allow Joel to remain in Narnia.

[@TheCountluca1]

+Jayden Holzhauser He is so far in the closet that he is being bummed by Mr Tumnus

[@shirosaki97]

"The only thing that makes people older, and die...is young people!" That has got to be the best thing Joel has ever said XD tfw the actor is genuinely more hilarious than the comedy character he voices.

[@notused149]

Joel is the best. Mostly because of Caboose.

[@_Xerota_]

[@arkan5000]

"i don't like where this is going..." HAHAH

[@richardavelino4182]

I saw like 40 RTAA videos in the span of 14 minutes.

[@TrlllyComicBookNews]

Im struggling to figure out why he was fired.

[@UltimateAnimeGamer]

Racist tweets and Right-wing conspiracy theories on twitter, as well as tweets threatening his coworkers on their political views. Especially horrible when the company is facing allegations of not protecting their workers from online harassment, notably Mica Burton.

[@ham1672]

What UltimateAnimeGamer said but correctly. Joel is a Libertarian and is openly critical of Lefty bullshit, as a self avowed racist he doesn't come across as racist whatsoever, he's just a guy he doesn't want to be stepped on and funny how in the start of this video they're "complaining" about younger employees well that explains entirely why he's no longer with the company

[@RedPilledDaddy]

​@@UltimateAnimeGamer scum leftist

[@ELI5253]

I love how much Joel curses