Michael Jones - 'Best Of' Compilation - RT Podcast

[@falseprophet1415]

Miles: What will be your last words? Michael: Goddamnit.

[@Hitherto90]

LEGENDARY.

[@derpytw]

"Listen fucker. No"- michals brain talking to his heart

[@taylorudontneedtoknowmylas3169]

gavin: "you should never have a child"

[@UNKNOWN-fx7rk]

Taylor u dont need to know my last name oh who he was so wrong

[@Nobunga]

He now is about to have 2

[@theunholysmirk]

goes to show how much weight Gavin's words have to Michael

[@QuantumPlaysOfficial]

@@theunholysmirk whatever gavin says, do the opposite

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

@@UNKNOWN-fx7rk What? Gavin wasn't wrong. If he was wrong he'd have to say that Michael will not have kids, but he didn't say that so he's not wrong.

[@ZDPONE]

"You should never have a child" Michael: challenge fucking accepted.

[@bigolesad4547]

well he failed that challenge

[@maddifoxx5403]

Cindabell Lindsay's pregnant. I think he's in the path to success

[@crimsonfang3265]

Maddi & Brooke kid is born

[@blum3141592]

17:44

[@KennethDevriese]

challenge accepted, fucking.*

[@KingNothing117]

Michael's cackle is just awesome

[@PepperPlaysStuffs]

That fucking laugh, I love Michael's laugh :D

[@brian5o4]

I can get so many girls with that laugh lol Michael has got to be the best.......better than the best in the world cm punk

[@breastpilk]

8:25 is absolute top for anyone wondering

[@dovahspy9813]

Straight hair Michael looks like he is a background character on "That '70s Show".

[@cakeday4058]

Michael's hair looked like Michael Kelso's hair

[@uscman]

Burn!

[@FigureFilmz]

17:36 Gavin: You should never have a baby. Come extra life 2016, Michael: I'M HAVING A BABY!

[@teacup_aj2930]

Exit Videos and now another baby is on the way

[@yeetus42]

And now the second one has been born

[@AceMaximum1998]

If Michael died, it wouldn't mean he raged quit life. It just meant Life had rage quit on him.

[@dm3402]

Life: "Ya know what? Fuck this. Im done." ... Michael: What up, Monty!!

[@vladimiryashchenko1646]

Best laughs come from Michael and Geoff

[@michaelgierusz5754]

"You should never have kids" Lindsey is pregnant now lol

[@maiqtheliar1823]

Again now

[@kenacarl6246]

Whao, time flies

[@ltchugacast131]

Watching the Jersey slowly leave Michael

[@acexspade9067]

Michael is the best rooster teeth employee hands down he makes everything so much better

[@mercuryblack313]

Michaels laugh is one of the few things that brings joy to my cold dead heart.

[@gpoop23]

That one booming laugh Michael does is brilliant. Never gets old.

[@edlugan14]

0:40 for "rage quit life" conversation

[@NiniTheGOAT]

TY

[@azadams]

Great job as always!

[@Carbonmancer]

I think all the Rooster Teeth staff have the best laughs.

[@bh0294]

Not gonna lie I like Michaels hair straighten.

[@bobshmerp3154]

9:15 Michael and Gavin have a weird foot dance.

[@jackstephens1993]

Bob Shmerp its called restless leg syndrome aka canthelpits

[@Slowshyy]

Thanks for this! Laughs were had!

[@PhysicsBella]

I like how half of this is just him laughing lol

[@hadesrpg4259]

I would happily watch every single rt podcast with michael and gavin in than any other video on the internet. Those two are my spirit animals.

[@hale608]

4:15 best recovery / comeback

[@styperis4643]

Michael should show Gavin 2 girls 1 cup

[@5aurora]

Absolutely!

[@Bugsyjr]

Sty Peris They should just recreate it. 2 Lads 1 Cup

[@5aurora]

Bugsyjr9000 Yes. Just yes.

[@ZiZunLung]

Sty Peris 2 lads 1 very wet bread

[@mybirdsareangry1]

+Sty Peris There would be more puke on the set than there would be in the video.

[@IronPiedmont]

The story about Micheal and that candle made me laugh so hard my eyes were watering.

[@TheMostHated]

These videos deserve more views and likes ^-^

[@ash-fz3tw]

Wow so many bathroom breaks I guess he's just Michael in the bathroom

[@deadhouse6653]

Who Cares? AT A PARY... IS THERE A SADDER SIGHT??

[@hooeyatthedisco2677]

Omfg n o I can’t unsee/read this

[@Theda9]

Fuck yes

[@maryann2226]

*Outside hes Micheal* *Max in the bathroom*

[@brianpatenaude2321]

Barb's face during the shit punching story is priceless.

[@stephenodonnell5648]

at 9:10 I wasnt paying attention to Michael i was looking at gavins foot the whole time

[@RestyNathan]

As soon as Michael said woman's basement i yelled, "its the shit punching story" What a great story!

[@miles2237]

“I think I could take this guy tho to be fair.” Why Micheal’s my hero

[@emmakuski8930]

i lov how some moments are just michael laughing :+)

[@erikramirez1383]

Nice comp keep up the good work

[@aus__]

"you should never have a child." foreshadowing.

[@natea3799]

aus You can't foreshadow a common life event

[@aus__]

Nate A youre an idiot

[@natea3799]

aus Please explain.

[@MetaI4Brains]

I respect Michael's ability to punch his own shit. People are way too germaphobic these days.

[@FerrariTeddy]

Germaphobic and not wanting to punch fesis are different things. You can get pink eye and other more serious desises from fecal matter. People die from eating food contaminated with small ammounts of shit. Germaphobic = not wanting to handle shot with your bare hands? I dont think so.

[@MetaI4Brains]

ferrariteddy He was in a bathroom. He had a sink and soap right there. It's not a big deal.

[@moviebad109]

ferrariteddy you missed the point entirely.

[@XxHarounXx]

T. Wiggins it's not like e.coli can kill you or anything...

[@ashishere771]

...

[@DrLemonLime]

17:45 "You should never have a child." Whelp....

[@tmobile2120]

anything michael does is gold

[@Lkrum]

Nice! These videos really remind me of some of the great stories told on the podcast.

[@henzlee7838]

Thanks to Michael I didn't have to tell my new GF that I clogged her toilet. Shit punching isn't that bad.

[@user-qi5vn3ni2y]

Best of Geoff maybe???

[@JacOfArts]

"Oh he rage quit life" XD hasn't even been five seconds and I'm already laughing

[@joeydoesstuff701]

Dear god......Michaels hair is just fabulous

[@jafaral-z1090]

I’m gonna be honest and say that I’ve done the punch shit thing....it saved me and micheal inspired me. Thanks Michael

[@Rez_Boy117]

Michael is my spirit animal, he's like the embodiment of me! HE IS FUTURE ME!!

[@CattGale]

Now needs the Cheddar Biscuit rant. Awesome video though.

[@aceeternal6230]

“You should never have a child” Not only does he have 2 but Gavin predicted both 😂

[@xavierh.5102]

that 'the baby' conversation could so easily be taken out of context xD

[@violamorris3876]

I love how Burnie laughs at Michael's laugh

[@LewisDavidson02]

MICHAEL ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@sgtgiggles]

I don’t know why, but when any of the RT people say “Gavin Free” in third person when they’re mad at him, it’s 100x funnier

[@tarrat29]

Gavin: You should never have a child Michael: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@d0m0a0m]

they are so young here

[@FROGLIKE]

What podcast is 18:21? I loved that story so much

[@PickleWeevil]

253

[@FROGLIKE]

PickleWeevil Thanks dude :D

[@redfish9546]

17:44 "you should never have a child" lol

[@Ghidorah599]

I love Gavin so much I love how he pissed off Michael lmaoo

[@pizzaisok6616]

20:48 he's all laughing and shit then Gavin starts talking and he's like " ah great, now gavins talking..." xD

[@Jstreet606]

congratulations on Michael jr 🎉🎉🎉

[@michaelmcdonnell6929]

Watching Michael Laugh his ass off was the funniest part for me.

[@mariekt313]

MICHAEL WITH STRAIGHTENED HAIR😍😍😍

[@ther4pyRT]

I love the stories Michael tells on the podcast ahaha

[@itaroons]

i like how the last minute is just him laughing

[@chipsnever957]

17:44 "You should never have a child." *Has two children now*

[@andrewphan8002]

there was a whole segment on his laugh! Yessss😁😊😂😂

[@wolf23ify]

"You should never have a child"- Gavin to Michael at 17:43.

[@Sheamuscz]

Yeah, and now he has 2 children.

[@MajorZeldork]

Michael

[@nekolin]

that jet set radio future shirt I MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@patrickwheeler4857]

Michael: The pipes sucked shit. Gus: That was the problem they didn’t suck shit. I was crying

[@623pieman]

17:43 "you should never have a child" get ready gav it's happening where you like it or not

[@nooster125]

Michael was the best "guest" on the podcast even the baby story is pure gold XD

[@ruthannewhitney]

Unrelated but I like Ryan's last words to the gta cops in the Grand Heist, "take me I'm yours!"

[@spectrum8133]

The irony...

[@DizKord1600]

Which podcast is 29:34?

[@PickleWeevil]

If by 29:24 you mean 28:34, then it's podcast 257.

[@DizKord1600]

PickleWeevil *Sighs* Trying to make a joke. It's not you.... it's me. :'(

[@JoshuaTozer]

DizKord1600 I appreciated the joke

[@DizKord1600]

Joshua Tozer :') Thanks, bro.

[@DizKord1600]

MLP Richie :'(

[@RusherMC]

Micheal is my spiritual animal, except the MLP shirt.

[@heyitsmarbles]

He's your spirit animal and you can't even spell his name right?

[@RusherMC]

BurnHaloz But im a Vegan.

[@nitrucitru1432]

I dont use this account anymore hio

[@Zodiezzz]

what podcast is michael talking about his heart

[@PickleWeevil]

189

[@Zodiezzz]

thanks

[@Dares9]

sorry, I didn't quite get what he says: does he have a heart disease? I mean, his heart is weak, so his rage is dangerous to his health?

[@PickleWeevil]

***** I don't think he has heart problems. He said he went to the hospital because he had chest pains, but he then found out it had nothing to do with the heart.

[@Dares9]

Alright, that's what I wanted to know! Sorry, english is not my first language, it was hard to hear, so thank you

[@BlueLover707]

What's the podcast in which Michael talks about how Texans are nice?

[@ILCOVERU]

It's one of the aniamted adventures from the podcast. Try looking up the RTAA and source.

[@lmrey2998]

Gavin says Michael shouldnt have a baby but now in 2017 he is only about 2 months away from having a new born child. Good for you!!!!!! : )

[@Junkishhh]

I need me a man that looks at me the way Miles looks at Michael

[@LilNiteWing]

Can someone please right down a list of the podcasts used in this video

[@PickleWeevil]

It's at the end of the video.

[@3nim3nimabl3]

Why did you type "right down" instead of "write down" like really? That couldn't have been a typo....

[@LilNiteWing]

Have any of you considered i was in a hurry i only asked because I had to run and i didn't feel like finding my place again. But i do respect you for protecting fellow internet citizens

[@mikeylp6832]

It's at the end of the video dummy

[@gameerdude007]

michael pichardo shut up moron hes asking a question

[@LRSNRCNG309]

i love when michael cakles

[@davidsteppe9882]

Idk if it’s age or change of hair or make up or what but in some of these clips Barbara is just gorgeous. Like even more than currently (which is hard to beat)

[@MrPainkiller616]

Michael's laugh reminds me of Ray Liotta's from Goodfellas

[@iguanaSR]

Fucking love his attitude and personality.

[@revengehunter0184]

If you had to choose your last words, what would they be? I absolutely love the answer, and the amount of time it takes to give it.

[@shad3revo111]

I can relate to Michael on the fact that my curly hair also pisses me off.

[@sherrysturgill3788]

I love michael. I'm here granddaughter by the way

[@Trashboat444]

Don't feel bad, Michael, I've done the same exact thing to one of those nice spigot jugs

[@dave93x]

Not watched this yet, but I do hope the "Steve's Circle Oats" comment is in there. Gavin absolutely cracked up at it as did I.

[@thadman3003]

It's glad to see Michael has never changed, just a little less swears

[@colins3063]

Michael reminds me of the lead 6th grader in south park. Lmao

[@uscman]

4:17 Gavin is so stupid 😂😂😂 I also wish Gus would hit the gym to work his arms.

[@leafyradio6934]

The wax story is the equivalent of “bro spilled the whole p”

[@Swampboiii]

Not the whole p 😭😂 That video hurts my soul still

[@BrokenForklift99]

17:44 "You should never have a child" -Gavin. Shout out to Iris Jones lol

[@erosasnejus2550]

bruh I'm literally trying so hard not to throw up lol I feel like I will puke any moment

[@TxRxAxP]

at 11:55 barbara gets interrupted and ignored so much hahahahaaha

[@shane5535]

the curly hair problem ain't no joke it's hell

[@crimsonfang3265]

I love Mike's mlp shirt

[@sirtimidly]

"I'd be like: 'What the Fuck!'" Fucking almost made me spit my water out gd

[@John5en]

hi, really like you compilations man. could you do a burnie podcast compilation?

[@PickleWeevil]

I might be uploading 2 Burnie compilations, but I don't think they'll be that great... they won't be 'Best Of'.

[@John5en]

PickleWeevil i dont care, i just love listen to burnie, and i'm sure others do too.

[@bugapanda5743]

i love michaels hair striaght

[@Zagranis]

Do any of you know if Ray was in this podcast?