Joel's Toy Barn! | Empires S2 | Ep. 10

[@Scliffler]

sometimes I just imagine Joel's face as he's shouting into his mic calling us idiots

[@anasjunejo5654]

Lol

[@poyrazaliguner2554]

Imagine Lizzie's reaction when she hears him insulting his viewers.

[@v.eeclipse]

he better do that in his next intro

[@astrokitty5956]

it’ll be funny

[@raniafernanda]

I’m spamming like and dislike rn lol Why ? Cuz it’s fun

[@lolli_popples]

I like how Joel had a pickaxe and could have just mined out later. But instead he took an opportunity to make Jimmy look stupid.

[@zalba5710]

Absolutely wonderful innit

[@ellasenchantedlife2043]

Yeah I like that part

[@loganlogo56]

He could have just not gone to the jail he committed to the bit

[@erasedexistence4161]

*commited

[@Cosmic_Moth-b7y]

Not even 6 seconds in and Joel's already insulting us. Sigh... we signed up for this when we decided to watch someone whose ego is as tall as his persona.

[@DragonkittyAnimates]

Oh gosh

[@DragonkittyAnimates]

2 bots

[@JiaWEi_]

yup

[@lemonssoaps]

not even a SECOND in

[@TedNoTime]

🥲 yes, but I somehow love it-

[@michellerabey6637]

Honestly, Jimmy has been sleeping on all the diamonds he could be making by promoting himself as a toy. Just think of the merchandise! Tumble Town playsets, Deputy Norman plushies, record discs or horns of his iconic lines!

[@fhtraveler]

Don't *Toy* with the law, partner!

[@your_local_freakish_alien3049]

@@fhtraveler Don’t *play* with me and deputy Norman, outsider.

[@cloudchiodude6057]

Tumble town lego set

[@lilypainter666]

Oh

[@Blueninja-xt4ci]

I love the fact that he conveniently had two swords and two pickaxes so he was able to trick Jimmy to think that Joel actually put all his gear into that chest.

[@CMinorOp67]

The Jimmy lamp makes me think there should be a bedroom display in Joel’s Toy Barn. Where Jimmy lamps, Jimmy pillows, Jimmy drapes (banners), etc can be sold. *Cause, Woody had his own bedroom line, too.*

[@Hello_kyoshi]

I love this

[@shelymarks952]

This is an amazing idea

[@Yami_Uro]

Now that idea is interesting!

[@noatmealcookie02]

omg definitely could also put a jimmy head on an armorstand with some colored leather armor (to fit his skin) sorta like a big toy or promoting figure lol

[@princessbutt7597]

Maybe a sale of sheriff stuff, at one point?

[@AinsleySunny]

I love how editing Joel and canonical Joel are very different. I’m kinda hoping editing Joel will rebel- “I’m kinda getting tired of this god’s attitude.” Same dude, same.

[@randomkid3945]

I do think editing Joel deserves care because god Joel is kind of a bully

[@AinsleySunny]

@@randomkid3945 agreed

[@BugsyBugYT]

i want during one of the timelaspses editing joel to call canon joel short lol

[@tmidfire]

I feel like he did something similar to this on a series a while ago. Still funny

[@FeelingJaded_]

The moment I saw the thumbnail, I was like HE DID NOT DO THAT- NO WAY HE DID THAT. Turns out, Joel definitely did and I'm sort of proud

[@SushiiFox_]

@Emotional D why tf is everyone spamming that

[@macedoniangamer2703]

@@SushiiFox_ they are trying to steal your money

[@macedoniangamer2703]

@@SushiiFox_ just report the bot

[@SushiiFox_]

@@macedoniangamer2703 ok

[@Togethicc468]

Hey by now we know that Joel likes to TOY with Jimmy :)

[@Flame07518]

Now Joel needs to wear a chicken costume, do advertisements, and take Jimmy hostage. For those who don’t get it it’s a Toy Story 2 reference to Al who runs Al’s Toy Barn.

[@cloudchiodude6057]

He's the man in the chicken costume

[@abbyshabbby]

i think it would look really cool if one of the floating islands had a GIANT tree (maybe a 11 ft one honoring a specific tall god) where you could see the roots comming out from the bottom of the island, the island would be like the first island that was ripped out of the ground but the tree roots stayed connected to the tree.

[@tonka4201]

Thats sounds amazing

[@dandelionmosssycamore8218]

Beautiful

[@bzbee9913]

Toy Idea: It would be pretty funny if you added a Deputy Norman toy as well! For the full collection of "The Law."

[@fatifati-tz5hh]

I agree

[@Reign_PaladinofVengeance]

THIS^

[@Haze-xr9rc]

i would totally buy deputy norman toys

[@trash__queen]

And flick

[@dnieto1466]

Yes

[@nicooogaming6897]

You should add a sign on the missing one that says: "Potential reward for capturing the missing one, could live in the mesa"

[@rachelvmayhill]

Yes!!!

[@ExtremeGamer444]

Great idea

[@kimunderwood2604]

You can use an armor stand and make a life size Woody, using jimmy's head of coarse for the front of the store. Love your episodes!

[@belletang7004]

Life sized? It would be way too tall!

[@AstralArbourSys]

@@belletang7004 I'm sure they meant a mini armor stand

[@JamesMC12345]

@@belletang7004 more like too short

[@JamesMC12345]

Never seen an idea better!

[@lemqnshark]

also steal his hat and put a second armour stand with the hat in the same place

[@GingerKat23]

Joel's editing lately has been on point. I'm a big fan of the progressively less hinged black bars, white text bit.

[@shelymarks952]

Someone else said make deputy Norman a toy to complete “The Law” collection. But then you should also make a FWhip one since he’s deputy #2

[@cookiecobb]

daddy sausage is so responsible, he thought of Hermes's safety regarding thunder daddy's wars 🥺

[@BrandonVout]

I honestly thought he was about to sue for full custody for a second there.

[@Dandygirl_94]

@@BrandonVout ngl I would have loved to see Pix act as judge mediating between Sausage and Joel as they work out their custody battle 😅 and maybe have Gem be their therapist.

[@mrmango1276]

Joel is just such an entertaining guy to watch. I appreciate u Joel

[@bluebloomclover2092]

I love Joel and his existence in empires. He is such a good builder and it's so cool! Edit: and scrawny

[@SaraJ332]

And 11 foot tall

[@SushiiFox_]

Hes also a great troll

[@ellebirch5770]

You sounds like Joel

[@JiaWEi_]

rightt!

[@emeraudecheval3750]

You forgot tall

[@AthenaRosed]

Just came from Katherine and Stratos looks absolutely beautiful in her shaders. Keep up the good work! P.s. me and the homies would love a snort plushie from gobland as a toy in the toy barn.

[@ChuM00n_]

Joel being -slightly- very unhinged this series isnt what we asked for but what we needed😤 Calls Lizzie chaotic when he himself has gone off the edge and derailed😂😂

[@lilmickey1168]

The best thing about watching Joel as I’ve grown up is his intros slowly descending into pure madness overtimes

[@Goblliinn]

we need a scott as jessy toy, And also why are people just ignoring joels villian arc, hand over the villian joel content.

[@bugart.]

YES!

[@mtaylo26]

Yes Please!!!! I think we also need a Sausage as Buzz Lightyear and fWhip as the alien. LOL, Katherine as Bo Peep, Lizzy as Barbie. Oli as the singing penguin with the squeaker.

[@RSiB-22]

YESS

[@ghost_of_luna]

yesss joel villain arc!!!

[@aaries724]

i did actually see a stream clip from jimmy of scott with a jessie skin, it was probably in empires but i missed the actual stream so i'm not sure what the context was edit- just realised you were probably talking about in joels shop, i hadn't got to the part where he asked for other toy ideas sorry heh

[@expfrost4050]

Joel in Empires season 2: - 11 Foot Tall (canon) -A God -The God -Lore God -Tall -Sexy -12 foot tall with lizzies heels -Father -Destroyer (sometimes) -Mentally not stable -Delusional -A Visionary -Have I mentioned tall -A God (for the village) -Provider (for the village) -Insecure -Bully (to a certain toy) -Has hard wood (information collected via sausage) -Smart -Mean (to the viewers sometimes) -Kind (to the viewers sometimes) -Hot -Did you know hes tall -Not short -Creator of stratos -Grumpy God -Powerful -Lazy (sometimes) -Hardworking (sometimes) -A nuisance (with a fishing rod) -LOUD -Has several accents -Caretaker of Hermes -Big -Holds complete control of lore -Literally is the opposite of The Mazalean king -Believer of LORE -Bullied (sometimes) -Emotional -Gold God -Tall -He gives hints -He hates hints -Hates editor joel -Can build -Owner of Joel's toy barn -Sells toys -A roleplayer -Likes prawn cocktail crisps (good taste) -Hates cheese and onion crisps -Hates the viewers for some reason -Wants you to like and sub -Egotistical -Entertaining (sometimes) -A good builder -Ain't Patient

[@expfrost4050]

@Samantha McPhee nah its fine, i got sexy already

[@athinaanagnosti1879]

And tall

[@mlikesfrogs7429]

@Samantha McPhee Shut up, Sexy is at the top of the list

[@mlikesfrogs7429]

@@athinaanagnosti1879 Shut up, Tall is at the top

[@Ionlyeatchipzeveryday]

You forgot he ain't patient

[@kezi7728]

Great idea, next video you should try to get Jimmy to say words from Woody’s catchphrases and then piece them together (reach for the sky, there’s a snake in my boot, etc) and then next time you’re in a group of people just start randomly playing them and see how Jimmy reacts

[@bluewolfgaming7782]

Joel saying he's not sure if Hermes will be safe with Lizzie bc she's a little chaotic is kinda ironic since he and Sausage are Hermes' parents 😂

[@noname144able]

God Joel is basically the Bully Maguire version of Mezalean King Joel at this point, complete with the dancing and the insults..... Lol

[@glitchy777]

omg yes!

[@SkSkNutella]

Joel: “I am the most powerful person in the universe. I’m also slightly insane and unhinged.” Pearl watching on her tv in Heaven: “I will come down there! Don’t make me do it!”

[@AinsleySunny]

Lol

[@SkSkNutella]

@@zevexo7745 I would love to see that I would watch that over and over again

[@foxprints8741]

the gods are fighting

[@Dandygirl_94]

Does anyone else think Pearl would be like Mothet Earth from A Year Without a Santa Clause? Just me?

[@draconisheart2102]

REALLY hope there's concept art of Joel saying, "I'll let down my hair!" while being 13ft tall (since he grew even more) in high heels.

[@dabxenonadventure]

You should build more custom trees, particularly Greek mythology themed ones. Theres Cypress, an olive orchard and fig orchard.

[@nikos.r]

Yes

[@iwanta_juicebox]

12:55 What a beautiful essay. Definitely deserves a passing grade

[@charlottelapierre8952]

I love josh and sausages co-parenting with Hermes. Makes me smile 😊

[@riaingalligan8461]

Josh👍

[@saltea8266]

JOSH? 😭

[@Genshin_dweep]

JOSH???

[@brooksiebabyy]

good idea bring josh down a couple pegs.

[@isabellebrush5077]

JOSH NO JOEL

[@thebababooey2723]

Joel’s descent into madness is really great to watch

[@JamesMC12345]

Agreed

[@septimus_2034]

Something to look forward to every series 🤣

[@13thunluckyjinx78]

Joel is tall and handsome and smart and tall. I'm so excited for this villain arc. The insistence that Jimmy is a toy is hysterical, I'm always in absolute tears laughing. Maybe for toy suggestions you could make a ball of yarn or something? I'm sure that some empires would love them

[@-FutureTaken-]

Its not a _villain_ arc, Joel’s done _nothing_ wrong!

[@ivebeenscarredforlife8448]

I was thinking maybe little norman plushies lol

[@Exayevie]

Smart and tall? I thought he was tart and small.

[@Ryonic217]

He could bring Jimmy a ball of yarn for deputy Norman lmao

[@antizz]

stop growing his ego

[@07gry.]

Now I need a series of Hermes and Joel and Sausage the Fathers and Lizzi the Aunt 😆🤧

[@mikebaker2436]

This video is a great lesson comparing the Rule of Law with despotism. Top notch.

[@aleattorium]

Since quartz is so important, a nice thing would be for them to be like high priests and have an elevated place compared to the other villagers. But not as high as the stratosphere

[@transparentjpg]

I think it should be canon that Joel lets down his beard hair to help people up to Stratos

[@akshell139]

YES

[@Shofy-to7vz]

I NEED TO SEE THAT!

[@aero_makes_stuff]

That's a long beard

[@transparentjpg]

@@aero_makes_stuff It’s a magic beard. Maybe it grows and shrinks

[@neverlandstay]

Lore idea: Since Empires S1 was centered around Xornoth, aka the demon, maybe Season 2 could revolve around their demons. Each Empire member would have an internal demon that feasts on their insecurities and fears. For example, False's demon would be centered around her fear of not fitting in, being the new one to the group. Jimmy's demon would be centered around his feeling like he's never taken seriously and always being made fun of. The demon would encourage Jimmy to overcome this, in a horrible way. It would be fun to see the character development all through the series as there would be no main character and main villain, instead of black and white, good and bad, it would be gray, and each ruler would have both right and wrong on their side. (This is just an idea and not meant to be taken seriously :D)

[@annie5725]

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA- i’ve always loved an idea of a jimmy villain arc!!

[@KingBanana898]

First

[@Ellectrikute]

I love this idea it’s AMAZING!!

[@kayleekirkpatrick9193]

YES! I love the idea of them dealing with their own personal demons rather then a physical one! I am someone who would love a Jimmy villain arc. And to expand upon this idea, Joel’s story could be him overcoming his narcissism

[@XanaduAlgo]

Good concept.

[@garettjohnson6978]

Wait guys! I think the God...might have a God complex! Weird huh? But there's no way right? It's not like he calls us idiots right outta the gate- oh. Okay then.

[@rachelcathie4140]

I can just imagine Joel’s face as he makes these intros insulting his viewers, and making all his Timelapse’s with random words😂

[@W_ybb]

Joel:Sees sign* Tree here pls. The villagers have left this for me LORE Also Joel: Put the sign there on stream himself

[@deepvoidart2644]

Nah man it’s lore

[@W_ybb]

@@deepvoidart2644 yeah it’s lore I can tell :)

[@andreahernandezp994]

Stream's Joel is a villager, he said it

[@sweatwithannette____8705]

i cried at the intro 😭 thank you for all the likes! never thought i would ever get this much 🗿

[@shroo_3933]

Yes yes 😊

[@roflgandhi.]

😫

[@theaveragescooter]

Same 🥲😢😭

[@factfactfan]

same 😔

[@callmehroslyn5984]

Yes yes

[@reapervalentin9167]

*proceeds to cry* still can't get over the fact how cool Stratos looks...

[@ShoreBAREz]

got rejected today. nothing was going well, but then i watched this video. it comforted me. thanks Joel, please keep being amazing, so other peoples days can be amazing

[@Quit29239]

You should do Lizzie in a cat costume! That would be so adorable, she would probably buy it! 🥰

[@drewwix2353]

there should be a kathrine toy as one of those reversable octopi. one side for day, and one side for night.

[@s1lly_p0p]

Joel goes from insulting us, to complimenting us, then insulting us again. Man, I’m on an emotional rollercoaster

[@nights_the_nightingale]

Jimmy: *arrests Joel* Joel: *breaks down door* IT'S TOUGH TO BE A GOD edit; I am LIVING for everything about Hermes

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

The day Joel takes lore seriously will be an amazing day

[@kay.KatsGacha]

Hey Joel, I think the next toy you do for your toy barn should be Scott as Jesse, or maybe fwip as a alien. It would be really funny to see that

[@robertaowen377]

Joel being the smartest, tallest and most handsome in lore Also Joel not realizing there’s glass in a window he’s trying to jump through 4:40

[@CheeseToastOfDeath]

You know, I'm writing a fantasy novel, and the idea of a questionably sane god that trolls people by rewriting their history, and who keeps breaking the 4th wall, is kind of fascinating to me. Is his performance based on a character from a book somewhere, or is this just happenstance?

[@michellerabey6637]

Pretty sure this is just normal unhinged Joel-with-a-god-complex behaviour. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there is already a troll God like him out there - they don't all tend to have the best track records! XD

[@Basilililisk]

​@@michellerabey6637 *cough* zeus *cough*

[@safire07]

Ah, i see you’ve created a home for jimmy.

[@mattmyers8471]

Jimmy is not a toy!!!!!

[@skylzv]

i’m very emotional rn idk why this episode made me so happy, but thank you for everything. on the off chance you see this, thank you for always cheering me up ❤️

[@idk.ameliax]

"Hello idiots!" wow, amazing insult Joel 👑👏🏻 10/10

[@IonTz.]

Even tho the 11ft strong and handsome god insulted us at the intro and honestly I don't even feel bad. I feel honoured being insulted by such a strong and young and handsome being like Joel and so do you. Keep up the good work 11ft god

[@muddythemustachedmudkip]

Joel used Jimmy's face as a lamp because Jimmy lights up his life. Admit it.

[@TheBiggestKujouSaraFan]

Stratos has to be the best floating island build I've ever seen

[@frey8382]

I love how in the crossfire of Jimmy and Joels pranks as God and sherif they are both disrespected and both belittled and even robbed

[@Cat_Inc]

I pretended to cry and all sudden I hear, “what you gonna do cry“ lol

[@afoxysunny6308]

id love if youd sell a special edition cod boi toy in your barn its such a cute concept, i love it and with jimmys season 1 character being a mythical creature i think itd still be fitting for your season 2 character to know of him 1000 years later

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

The Cod Boy toy is a perfect Easter egg!

[@noonelooksatusers]

Joel:If they steal it,I’ll know Also Joel:Forgets they can rename items again.

[@easymodegamer501]

Joel: “Haha I’m gonna make fun of Jimmy by building a toy barn!” Me: “Wait, that would make Joel Al… who wears a chicken suit in the movie… and he tried to jump through a window earlier in the video… Joel is a bird-man!”

[@michellerabey6637]

I mean... he does have feathery wings! 😂😅

[@renagirl8852]

Jimmy trying to trap Joel and failing literally made me think of that meme on TikTok. The “Lemme tell you something, lemme tell you something!”🤣😂

[@lizvelasquez7601]

Some toys idea can be Bullseye the horse, a Pegasus, or Eagle (as I believe it’s one of Zeus symbols), Deputy Norman, and possibly some of your Allies as toys!

[@doryyyyyy]

I read the title and immediately thought “jimmy can go in there!” 😂 Edit: alright well I was kinda right

[@the_roach_king.]

That’s fowl 😭

[@Sukmanutz]

Empires smp s2 joel is literally what Empires smp s1 joel wanted to be

[@Star_Rainbows]

I don't know what's worse, Joel's ego or the fact I actually like this video(him being to self obsesed in empires like this makes it confusing if I like him or hate him) ⛈❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@GracemarieJohnson2763]

Definitely Joel's ego. He needs to keep it in check. That god-like status is getting to his head. 😂

[@frey8382]

Btw was it only me but did I pause it to read the whole paragraph Joel had taken time out of his life to write about how prawn cocktails are the best crisp flavor, not wrong

[@Nal4747]

You can build a statue of you being tall (llike you are) next to your enemies (and they are little) Btw you can sell horse heads as toys.

[@SunShadow878]

"I am the most powerful person in the universe. I'm also slightly insane." Best quote of the episode.

[@Dandygirl_94]

Pearl: Hold my soup 🍵

[@marak30]

Joel you should definitely make a hermes toy! it would be adorableeee!

[@equinox4901]

"Hint Number 5 isn't a hint, but is me doing an impression of myself" Who else but Joel?

[@maverick-kc3qe]

im kinda mentality unstable and that intro just gave me some trauma so as i believe what we wanted to hear was more of a "hello sexy subscribers lest go bully the law" /j i love your vids keep it up

[@jengersnapgaming]

Toy idea: plush fox. Lizzie would probably love one.😊

[@lemonlimbs]

Villain intro.. This is a start to my favorite lore god.

[@hazzard_destroyer]

“It’s lore it’s cannon” Joel is tall

[@Starccc]

I love the constant feuding between Tall joel and Toy Jimmy it’s so unpredictable what they’ll do next!

[@Bread_Of_Loaf1]

I agree with the short essay about why Prawn Cocktail crisps are the best 12:56

[@beadedbyalexis]

NOOO EWW 👹👹😭😭😭

[@Bread_Of_Loaf1]

@@beadedbyalexis ??

[@beadedbyalexis]

@@Bread_Of_Loaf1 I hate prawn cocktail

[@Bread_Of_Loaf1]

@@beadedbyalexis oh ok.

[@BlueLotus111]

God Joel wears high heels canon??? 0:58

[@grass-eater]

support the lore, joel is tall guys even if he doesn’t seem like it he is i swear

[@ExoticLemonMcSus69420]

Joel's intros are just the best

[@Get_In_The_Car_Son]

For all the different aisles you should put Little toy Jimmys in different outfits, like the next one could be him in a buzz light year outfit :)

[@your_number_one_harper]

Do a Joey toy! He needs to pay for what he did to the stratosphere! You can also, if Sausage is okay with it you can make one of Hermes.

[@anachronisticCat]

Joel. Joel. I can't with the toy barn. It's so *funny*. The dedication to the bit is amazing

[@TamerEnie]

I feel so bad for Jimmy. I have to constantly remind myself that the "bullying" would not be in the video if Jimmy did not consent to it. They are friends. They speak to eachother off streams. They play other video games together. Yet it hurts to see him never getting any form of payback. I mean Jimmy even did Toy jokes on himself, He would of removed the alian and the boot otherwise. Heck he probably even gave permission to Joel to build those.

[@AinsleySunny]

Yup. It’s simply is lore. I feel bad for canonical Jimmy though-

[@mtaylo26]

I think Jimmy likes it. It's like a big brother picking on his little brother relationship. We all love Jimmy. I mean, even his fans give him a hard time, but I think he loves it. He is always smiling when we do it.

[@nikkiklosterman3373]

OMFG...this whole episode was even funnier than I expected 🤣🥰 Loving all the gorgeous builds, hysterical (& slightly naughty) colabs, and of course the LORE 💜

[@WorldWeave]

Joel is literally just screaming into the void trying to convince it that he’s more impressive than he is and it’s hilarious

[@St4rg4z3rR0ck3t]

What if: "Totally not Lizzie" calico cat plushies in the toy barn

[@eliito8237]

I havent even started watching but honestly i think this is one of my favorite series’s only second to the life series keep it up lore god

[@declanfligg3439]

Joel's ego is almost as tall as himself *please dont take this personally your a great builder and he is soo cool

[@Sir_Pants_Alot]

Finally another great bridge build! I wish it was a bit more interactive and gave anyone a reason to use the bridge like sausages outpost. But hey at least there’s a thing from Stratos now.

[@Mintgumery]

Joel. Sausage roll crisps are the best. Prawn cocktails are fine (especially skips) But sausage roll walkers are banging. I agree with you about ready salted, they are so inferior. Although I do love a good cheese and onion. Lol

[@katy2901]

Me: just got home from hiking up a 2,000m mountain Joel: you smelly Me: …yeah

[@ashleylavilla1211]

the toy barn actually looks good and you can even customize toys for other empires.

[@lonely_plumeriaflower8390]

So far, I love the series, for your toys tho. I definitely say you should make a toy of yourself kinda like the Hercules squish toy that was shown in the Disney movie! And make it double the size of the other toys aswell! :)

[@ItzProbablyJam]

Joel can’t believe he has to drive all the way to work on a Saturday

[@natalierizk2519]

LMAO

[@M0th1ca]

12:56 I LOVE PRAWN AND COCKTAIL CRISPS😤

[@tonka4201]

TOY IDEAS: Lizzie Cat plush, Hermes toy,Katherines Sheep, Scotts colorfull jack in the box, Shubbles frog toy, Getms Sunny Bee,Joeys fishing rod, Sausages Ocelot-Parrot and Fwhips bag of coins :D

[@Aphrodites-strangest-kid]

You should put a thrown for Hermes in your build on the bridge since you built across from sausage.