Fan Gifts

[@PurpleSnappingTurtle]

alternate title: joe mazzello roasts his stans that roasted him first

[@hedgehoguy]

Is a perfect loop

[@fer-bd2vu]

HeyItsReagan HAHAJHA

[@stvrmistic3700]

Meanwhile these fans after the video : laughs hard

[@hedgehoguy]

@@stvrmistic3700 I'm starting to think that this fandom consist on roasting each other with no reason

[@stvrmistic3700]

@@hedgehoguy Haha, yeah, but it's like roasting a family - everyone knows it's for jokes

[@AnaBeatriz-ge2vr]

"It's me... inside... Ben... p e r v e r t s" *A few moments later* "I'm top of Ben now" JOE JAJAHSJAHS

[@bernice8688]

Joe: *shows the broccoli plushie* Me: Holy shit, he's got a twin

[@Reidmakes04]

Y E S!!!😂😂😂

[@myawilliams6663]

Omg😂😂😂😂😂

[@sabri9085]

HAHAHSJAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ceejoylazaro9221]

hahahaha

[@ankaalurion4790]

Stevie Bernice that is what is in my mind too

[@user-ex8iu6vs7p]

Joe: * breathes * The entire fandom: 💖💖💞💖❤💖💞❤💞♠️💞♠️💕💎💕💖💞💖❤💖❤💞❤💞❤😭😭😭💖❤💞❤💞❤💞🍈

[@sophiejosephineprudente5666]

WhIcH iM rEaLlY eXcItEd AbOuT ABSOLUTELY ME🥺🥺🥺

[@sofiaaa5090]

TRUE LMAO HAHA

[@user-ex8iu6vs7p]

@Romeo Murcury Why thank you lol

[@0zzy.x]

danditeea M E L O N

[@AceThespacebass-q2p]

Not me I'm gay

[@brianmaysprettycooleh9271]

Joe- “ITS YOU GUYS THAT MAKE THIS STUFF UP NOT ME” Also Joe- *the chronicles of Cardboard Ben*

[@cecilia4947]

Big phat lie

[@danielasozapuebla3783]

Hahahaha true

[@sofia-it5gz]

Omg we have the same profile picture!

[@brianmaysprettycooleh9271]

sofia it’s the most wholesome pic of Deaky ever right?!😂

[@midnightrose2127]

"Ben Cardy"

[@nettashachar8526]

broccoli: *is a vegetable* Joe: it's stuffed animal

[@viivihelkamaki2868]

Lmao

[@lauraspurgeonx]

Lmfao

[@yellowjimmy3028]

I'm dying

[@takemebackto80s25]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CherryVilla21]

😆

[@k1ller_queeen]

“Me inside a Ben” Edit: “I’m top of Ben now”

[@Kornelia429]

Edits: behind Ben

[@hedgehoguy]

I just can't stop laughing at it HAHAHAHAHAH

[@bayazzzzitova]

Omg it's most laughtly moment of this video I think😂

[@sitinurhidayah760]

That had me cackling 😂

[@quenotedariayo]

"I've been in Ben for 3 days". Never forget that gem.

[@martscalise]

“Joe mazzello being a five year old for six minutes and 34 seconds”

[@misssmims1229]

"Six minutes?" I pity the person that does not watch this video. 😄

[@kotarobokuto2432]

The story of my life -Joe

[@denaharrison2032]

Yep

[@PadfootZip]

Like Sebastian Stan

[@misssmims1229]

@@PadfootZip YASSS!!!

[@lanakralj5366]

Broccoli: is a vegetable Joe: stuffed animal.

[@_pisnuspeach1406]

Lana Kralj Stuffed Vegetable

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

BREAKING NEWS Famous rock star “John Deacon” has a mental breakdown about a stuffed broccoli toy “I thought the whole point of being someone’s fan was to be nice to them!” Deacon says.

[@abbyschneider4644]

the sincerity when he says “this broccoli man is objectively unattractive” is oscar worthy

[@sitinurhidayah760]

"Me inside of ben" "I'm on top of Ben now" Me: at 3 am in the morning *laugh way to loud* 😂😂😂😂

[@zurianur781]

Indonesia?

[@sitinurhidayah760]

@@zurianur781 Malaysia :)

[@bucciaratigang60]

Same. It's 3 am in israel right now and i'm laughing wayyy to hard😂

[@zurianur781]

@@bucciaratigang60 😁🤣🤣

[@Lilianoukos]

Literally ne rn!!!

[@beyaandthejets9323]

Joe: and then of course, you have me. Me: oh dear Joe: Joe: inside of Ben Me: *wheeze*

[@yellowjimmy3028]

Me lol

[@BriaMercedes]

My exact reaction

[@Aquariusvibes18]

Same

[@leahroth4443]

Inhales harder 😥

[@Sadness19781]

But lol

[@Jyn.Andors]

Self-isolation be hitting' Joe different.

[@jude1699]

I just realized that this is Erin!

[@christallgeyser]

i love your channel!!!!

[@zo_vachon2781]

omg hi!! I love your videos they always make me smile :)

[@isabell6964]

I'd genuinely forgotten how funny he was, really hope he makes a part 2 to this

[@Firulais-xz6ol]

He made second part yesterday

[@namelastnamee]

and so he did

[@lifegood3183]

Here’s a theory: this is actually John deacon, and supposed John deacon is actually mr mazello.

[@blackclover8933]

Joe's his clone, which he made in 83 to preserve his genes, unfortunately this clone is a bit more unstable than the original

[@agensik7148]

the youtube nickname finally makes sense Joe is seriously bored...

[@yellowjimmy3028]

Joe talking about Ben: With his pursed lips Also joe: *licks lips*

[@claudiamartinez2045]

yellow jimmy yeah! I noticed that!!!! 🤭🤭

[@fatimaflorezmunoz7302]

Yeesss

[@f0llowthel3ader]

I think it was only because of the joke :D

[@emilyl.8127]

"Y-you! It's not me! You guys do this!" Well lemme remind you about a cardboard love story and a very.. obvious video filmed in a bed-

[@Jenny-ec6bb]

omfg that love story has me in tears every time

[@pollyannabegg1206]

the person who made the russian dolls knew what they were doing fr

[@SandyShuraMartin]

Of course we did

[@pollyannabegg1206]

Александра Григорьева omg you did such a good job on them!

[@SandyShuraMartin]

@@pollyannabegg1206 well we're a group of friends and I didn't paint the dolls I just translated the letter and donated some money. But the girls did a wonderful job!

[@MissZeroSan]

I made the Joe-Matryoshka and Ben-Matryoshka ahah And I really know what I'm doing 😏😏😏😏😏

[@rrrrogahtaylah2636]

@@MissZeroSan we salute you honorable leader

[@sarcasmxkate]

He goes hard on that broccoli, but he's the one that painted his walls that color. 🤷‍♀️

[@jonidylan4350]

That's what I thought 😂😂

[@queenexiilian2299]

he was joking obviously😂

[@AndySaenz]

My wall is painted like that too, mine is more of a lime green color.

[@evafromwall.e8411]

His hair is long. He should like... get a perm.

[@kate-kate4747]

*Eva Geller* yes

[@soypanchalajuana478]

*Eva Geller* yes

[@Faaaaaaaam]

Oh yes please... Mm

[@cmoon4646]

Agree.

[@ingafreida2772]

if he gets another perm i think it’ll be the end of joe/john stans

[@riverzin666]

"And I'm inside of Ben" Me: **gasps** "Perverts" *I feel exposed, Joe*

[@lani1114]

“Is a birthday a holiday?” “Stan flan stan flan” “ do I have any stans names Stan” ladies and gentlemen he’s gone crazy quarantine did him dirty

[@Chroiduendo]

Joe: *posts a video* Me: _fastest click in the west_ Edit: i stan joe mazzello

[@hannahjohnson7626]

Chrisuendo we all stan Joe Mazzello

[@ronzzzie]

didn't know we needed a whole pandemic to bring back joe (jk,we've missed you)

[@pattiebraymanskelly954]

.....whatever it takes, we're happy to have him

[@ohno7044]

“Nightmares of my childhood while sipping champagne.” *Joe, idk if ur gonna see this but u need to make merch with that quote on a T-Shirt, that would be amazing...*

[@kath_lag]

Your profile pic is the best!!!! Shane on xanax👌

[@Reidmakes04]

I would like it but you're at 69........ Nice

[@ohno7044]

Katherine L.S thank u lmao

[@kimmi5254]

When joe compared himslef with the stuffed broccoli it looked like jake gyllenhaal with the stuffed avocado for real

[@marleepeters3326]

Facts only

[@Tomboyy9818]

Himself *

[@josepereyra1236]

Joe: *puts the broccoli toy in front of this head* Me: I see no difference

[@marieeeee2135]

Joe being on KZbin is the single most iconic thing of this era

[@camidemier3088]

Marie Ringen absolutely YES

[@xsiriuslupinx]

"Do I have any stans named Stan?......or is it all just a lie?"

[@allyssa934]

joe’s going crazy during this quarantine

[@parqcosm]

•Allyssa • legit can relate

[@sabri9085]

Absolutely jk

[@faydebruin5931]

Yess 😂😂 btw I love your profile pic 😁

[@geckotunes661]

“Do I have any stans... named Stan?... Or is it all just a lie?” This got me😂😂😂

[@supersonicman8397]

Joe looks like a homeless man that would try asking me for money to feed his pet emu

[@camidemier3088]

Supersonic Man lol

[@alexrodriguez6581]

For some odd reason I was expecting his room to be luxurious and huge...but this...this is humble and makes me smile :D

[@iloverain8209]

Supersonic Man oml 😂

[@KickedMangoStudios]

@@alexrodriguez6581 he went back to his childhood home after his latest movie stopped production due to COVID. He mentioned it in the Jurassic Park watch party last week. But I agree, his room looks very cozy and cute! 😁

[@Rishien]

wtf HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@cerealsbeforemilk3552]

this is the best thing that has ever happened to me since the quarantine started.

[@raweggs4925]

cerealsbeforemilk honestly same

[@sofiaaa5090]

Sameee lol

[@lauraspurgeonx]

Literally

[@AnaBeatriz-ge2vr]

s a m e

[@user-eu9bf5vj7u]

Sameeeee

[@rhyesii8417]

"i thought the whole point of being a fan of someone you are nice." Well yes but no.

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

joe's ben impression is literally everything

[@jolymes7241]

I'm convinced Joe's Ben impression could save the world one day

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

@@jolymes7241 omg you're right

[@jolymes7241]

@@lowbudgethowlpendragon Joe's impression has literally given the world so much, yet people ignore it😔. Joe stans need to rise up and take action! (I'm sorry, this is ridiculous 😂 .I've been awake for like 5 hours lmao)

[@wanja9534]

Honestly it was really good

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

@@jolymes7241 hsjfjdjs you're so right you should be a public speaker and bring to action the good than joe's ben impression can do for us all 😔 no it's ok, i'm enjoying this 😂

[@filthylittleteapot]

Plot twist: inside of little Joe russian doll is a tiny broccoli man

[@starryoong]

ok so day 14 of quarantine: i’m crying at 4 in the morning at the most chAOTIC PERSON EVER TO EXIST ranting over broccolis and russian dolls being inside eachother jfc i love this lad

[@katherineprice5809]

cause of death: JOE MAZZELLO MAKING ME LAUGH WAY TOO HARD

[@_pisnuspeach1406]

Katie Price RIP

[@abrildiaz8677]

petition to rename this channel to "joe mazzello is in quarantine"

[@crypticmoonlight]

Oh my god guys... *he’s inside Ben again*

[@lauraspurgeonx]

I'm not surprised....

[@deakyscheeseontoast.x3051]

He probably was through the whole video

[@alexandramalikova5478]

Omggggg yaaass😂😂😂❤️

[@cecilia4947]

AGAIN

[@saraimichelle5492]

Being quarantined has EVERYONE going crazy. P.S. The broccoli 🥦 looks more like Joe than the russian nesting doll.

[@splonko9788]

Me: Joe looks like the kid from Jurassic Park grown up Also me: oh yeah that’s right

[@elisacerri7532]

4:23 this remind me "i've been in ben for 3 days"

[@NyikoDoris]

"now I can have nightmares about my childhood...while sipping champagne." okay rich gang, we see the flex.

[@justalittlealien]

Baby we put here with cheap champagne too

[@suckyourmumyoupleb9963]

Guess quarantine is really making him even more bored that he finally came back

[@clusterbugs]

“i thought the whole point of being someone’s fan was to be nice to them” this man has never seen frank iero stans

[@devanshisharma5693]

4:30 "And then finally uh you have um...of course you have ME... inside...of bEn... *P E R V E R T S* " 6:19 "I'm on top of ben now...STAHPP!! ThAtS nOt wHaT tHaTs sUpPoSeD tO sOuNd LikE! You're-- its y-- its not me you guys do this. I dont. I-- no-- um- The end. Family show. Goodbye." I'm wheezing🤣👌

[@rachelhuber798]

GOD I KNOW ITS THE BEST 😂😂

[@mxthxrmxrcxry]

OMG I WAS LAUGHING FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES I HAVE NOW GOT HEAD ACHE 😂😂

[@agosolmos7452]

i want to be film director, and my first movie is going to be "broccoli man" casting: Joe Mazzello as angry broccoli man

[@Reidmakes04]

Yes please we need this

[@annifrieda5569]

I'd pay to watch it

[@RiichanTV103]

i will support you to make this film. joe=broccoli.

[@izzygj]

"Nightmares of my childhood while sipping champagne" I. C. O. N. I. C.

[@slightlymad1769]

“And I’m uhm inside of .......Ben .”- best part of the video

[@no-xh4ir]

“And then... you have me... inside.. of Ben .-.” Me: *WHEEZE* 👁👄👁

[@sayieee2394]

I think Joe could fool olivia with his Ben's voice...

[@xelena.f]

Me: *gets notification* Also me: *does weird dance*

[@yellowjimmy3028]

Me lmao

[@lennie1512]

This is the only reasonable thing to do while stuck in Quarantine

[@pollyannabegg1206]

i miss seeing the borhap boys on my feed😔

[@arwen7804]

I LOVE THIS MAN SM

[@magaliermaliuk902]

The fact that I play this on the TV and my mum thought he was John Deacon in a video from 80s

[@user-hk4sz7mv4n]

lmao it's fun

[@jamies5621]

He’s officially gone insane

[@asofiasantamaria4723]

The last time I was this early, BoRhap was still on cinemas

[@emilierivera_]

You’re seriously the best human being ever🥺

[@Chloe-ti1rz]

"Do I have any stans named Stan" my brother: "my time has come"

[@sathyapriya3911]

Dude your username had me ugly laughing

[@Chloe-ti1rz]

@@sathyapriya3911 omg thank you🤣🤣

[@nameitsnottaken]

"You have me... Inside of Ben" Oh my, I'm seeing things

[@Danylop36]

Look like quarantine has finally hit joe 😂

[@discodeakyisthekingtomyqueen]

sorry for asking but who is that on ur profile pic..?

[@stinkypoopy7457]

Disco Deaky is the King to my Queen it’s finn wolfhard

[@discodeakyisthekingtomyqueen]

@@stinkypoopy7457 oh thanks, then Danielle Lopez I like your profile pic

[@Danylop36]

Disco Deaky is the King to my Queen thanks 😙✌🏼

[@ariannazilberleyb4032]

Joe roasting his stans a big mood. I stan. This is way better than watching some other famous KZbinr unboxing ridiculously expensive items.

[@ivylouise1068]

“Is a birthday a holiday?”

[@juliarehnberg7815]

“Now I can have nightmares about my childhood while sipping champagne” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ella-yb7qh]

No one- Joe- 1:25 rAwR

[@crypticmoonlight]

When he did the Ben impression I lost it

[@izzygj]

"you have me...inside...of Ben..." 👀

[@sitinurhidayah760]

Nobody : Literally nobody : Joe Mazzello: *makes a dinosaur sound while holding a dinosaur bow tie* Me: Little Tim is grown up :')

[@djmaartje5985]

Joe seems like he would be the cool uncle at family reunions

[@e.t5982]

"You have me inside of ben" -Deacon,John

[@jainapiano9020]

People: Hardzello is over! Joe: And then...You have me...Inside of Ben... *gulps*

[@itsjulcs]

joe's ben impression is the most perfect thing i've ever seen.

[@esmeenadira]

Yes, a birthday is a holiday, especially yours! OBVIOUSLY JOE!!

[@michellecg5979]

"Can't tell the difference, can ya?" "A broccoli punch" 😂😂😂omg ilysm😂😂❤❤❤

[@simra_tious_]

John deacon has habit of saying "you know" And Joe too Edit: dad and son

[@chiarabuttice9036]

yes joe, you’re inside ben.

[@iridescenthyune]

"the end family show" orrrrr is iiiiit

[@wanja9534]

I was thinking the same thing :') Hi

[@iridescenthyune]

@@wanja9534 fellow directioner? :D

[@wanja9534]

@@iridescenthyune Yees! :))

[@deaky627]

elliottttttt

[@iridescenthyune]

@@deaky627?

[@kivir8738]

Я готова расцеловать человека, подарившего Джо эту матрёшку. Просто респект.

[@SandyShuraMartin]

I'm one of them

[@kivir8738]

Это очень круто и мило~💕💕💕💕💕💕 Еще раз, спасибо. Реакция Джо на него сделала мой день. Поздравляю вас и удачи.

[@MissZeroSan]

Мы тут ходим по всем комментам и пишем что это мы сделали так что да, я рисовал Джо и Бена 😅

[@kivir8738]

Ты большая умничка! Для меня, как человека, чьи руки растут явно не из того места, это просто шедеврально. Продолжайте в том же духе.😘

[@christallgeyser]

This was probably the best 6:34 mins of my life.

[@soupsouppsoup]

THE SMILE BEFORE HE ENDED IT 😭

[@jenniferreierson1755]

That broccoli stuffed animal looks exactly like him in bohemian rhapsody😂

[@crypticmoonlight]

This video is the only thing that’s keeping me alive during quarantine

[@mariapaoladefazio478]

you’re the man of my dreams

[@vril8283]

I was about to comment: He looks like Joe Mazzello. Until I realized it's him xd.

[@andrewhunt7791]

Hardzello is OUT OF CONTROL in this video I’m dyingggg

[@ValentinaAraya2005]

With that hair, you actually look like Deaky🥰🥺

[@jaidenrene1670]

Valentina Araya he totally does like in between the long haired deacy and floofy deacy

[@yellowjimmy3028]

Hello Joe, you are much more attractive than that broccoli

[@hadleelandis553]

Tbh you’re the best celebrity just the best person just the best

[@sofiagallo1581]

"ITS YOU GUYS NOT ME PERVERTS" I love you joe so MUCH thanks for being as you and so funny🥰🥰

[@Lolo-ww5ny]

Aghhh I loved this video so much! Joe it puts such a smile on my face watching your KZbin vids, they could literally be five seconds long and I would be happy. It means a lot to many of us to hear from you and I’m so grateful that you care about your STANS and fans!!❤️❤️😂

[@Ash-io7rj]

Joe: And finally you have me inside Ben Me OH GOD YES HARDZELLOOOOOOOO Joe later: I'm on top of Ben now Me: **Screams because I cant handle the hardzello content here**

[@nevaehmcdaniel3474]

I was like OooOoOOoOOooOoOO when I got the notification

[@verne9009]

can you believe this man is actually living at the same time that us? we're literally so lucky, i love him,,

[@snowyyocean]

i wholeheartedly adore you very much as a person❤

[@carrot8301]

The best part about Corona Virus: Joe is actually very bored ^^

[@ian_richter]

You’re alive! Thank god you remember your password