HOW TO MAKE IT IN USA - Episode 1 : New Client

[@benhogue5957]

Joe and Conner are a great comedy combo. Perfectly contrasting personalities: a low key wholesome father and an absolute fucking psycho.

[@Straight90s]

😂😂😂😂😂 well said

[@eromalandersson5716]

It's like pairing Butters with Cartman

[@CR4ZYeyes]

We just need a few more DAHLERS to get this thing REALLY POPPIN

[@OnionZest]

I think Joe has kind of shifted away from being as much of an "absolute fucking psycho". He really cooled off after his TBI from being sent through Joe peschi's windshield

[@nickjohnson9435]

I just updated my voicemail to close with "May the lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever"

[@bethbudwig]

awesome

[@sethprops4404]

Yes

[@teeheeteeheeish]

What’s your phone number

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Nathan Now YOU are funny.

[@Jimmymadd]

This comment has 666 likes... Cool.

[@philipfrank6444]

"I gotta be honest, Joe. I don't know if this gonna work out for you, but we'll keep trying. I got a bad feeling about you. " To his brand new client. hahaha

[@perfectcircles12]

"when was the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?" "Last night"

[@NESherv]

Without missing a BEAT

[@LaLogic2]

It's such a random joke with impecable delivery its amazing

[@artyomalekseyevich5927]

I don't get it

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Artyom Alekseyevich it’ll come to you one day n

[@keeanstevenson7581]

@@artyomalekseyevich5927 why would he as an adult man be watching 101 dalmatians regularly

[@Straight90s]

“May the Lord shine His light inside your day and may you be an angel forever” What a tremendous line that is

[@blankpool]

Its like lyrics Bob Dylan left out of Forever Young

[@CDEvans3905]

Conor O’Malley terrifies and fascinates me at the same time

[@kindbud]

he reminds me of the detective from iron giant

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@kindbud Kent Mansley?

[@jasyn197]

I have the power of God *points revoler at cops*

[@alixyarrow5821]

A lot of people feel that way about cocaine.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

He looks like a blade runner.

[@craig_mo]

Imagine Disneys biggest ship being called "The Satan of the Sea"

[@willswindle]

i feel like that might have been a real phone call, like, the women actually worked for disney or whatever

[@mikeemerick4399]

It was absolutely real. I used to live in Celebration, so there were a couple things that gave it away as totally real.

[@Scyber_Official]

It says in the description that all phone calls are real

[@trashtvinternational]

willswindle of course it is!

[@beetalius]

100%

[@ZachGarnerComedy]

This Conner dude has the acting skills of a saint. A+

[@kyraroybot861]

"I have a feeling this poor guy is sitting right beside you, right?" lol

[@deesnutz42069]

*looking right at joe* ...no

[@MrFennmeista]

If Joe was a food he'd be 100% whole wheat pancakes with real maple syrup

[@UncleCroc]

Will Reicher LMAO LOVE THIS

[@robertcrystals]

I got a bad feeling about you

[@stonedjesus9887]

With a warm can of sprite on the side lmao

[@Will-kl5ri]

Will Reicher hold the maple syrup

[@sarahoshea9603]

Whole wheat? R u serious?? He's white n fluffy! WHITE AND FLUFFY. So.....buttermilk more like.

[@m620]

"Satan of the Sea" lolol

[@893loses]

Joe almost breaks when the hold song starts

[@austinmort5300]

I feel like every time they cut to Joe in the first two episodes he is recovering from laughing at Conner. They also stop doing the shot of Conner with Joe's face in the foreground because you can see him laugh constantly.

[@zacka6226]

I don't know why I'm just now finding all these videos. They're hilarious. It's hard to explain. It's not just the lines, it's the idea of the psychology of the characters and why they say what they say

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

Don't feel bad, I'm 2 years behind you!

[@philorgneopolotin8762]

The Last Man on Earth and I’m 1 year behind y’all. Saw 1 video randomly and now I’m hooked

[@Top10WizardReviews]

I like this Max Gold character, he seems like he'd direct you down the right path.

[@NESherv]

Down the right path of COCAINE AND HOOKERS!!!!

[@skengels]

is it paved with good intentions?

[@wakegary]

I got a weird feeling about him. Seems off the cuff, but kinda mean.

[@Captainkodiak]

"When was the last time you watched 101 dalmatians." *not a lick of eye contact* "Last night..."

[@codygusto9654]

Just watched this for the first time - completely lost it at that delivery...brilliant.

[@bigcat81]

Calling the reservations line on a Saturday to book his clients. Max really has his connections in the biz.

[@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448]

"May the lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever" -what a great closer

[@ricardosegura905]

"thank you, you too"

[@Bob27Fat]

"You ever think about goin' into, like, you know............cremation place, you know?"

[@LaGuerre19]

Thanks to Joe and Conner, I now know the direct number to the bridge of Carnival's biggest ship, _The Satan of the Sea._ May the Lord shine light into your day and may you be an angel forever because of this.

[@christromblee5589]

i love this entire 9ep series. i watch it every single night as i fall asleep. so many good lines "ohh I'm so ripped on doobies" and joes reactions and body language is hilarious haha. "Will it be worth it?" "no" "oh" hahahahahaha priceless......"when's the last time you watched 101 domastions?" "last night" hahahaha wow

[@JTidiotboy]

"domastions"

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

3:22 I love how close they are to cracking when this music starts

[@carliquiel]

this humor is a little new to me, but i love it.

[@SpAzMaTiCJ]

Welcome pep pep

[@1024det]

He reminds me of jerky boys

[@Puppy_Puppington]

JediaAssassin little pip pip.

[@XxKniFingGHSTxX]

Mike finally got him a gig with Adult Swim.

[@yui_bernz]

@@jms1263 ya mike

[@misspugsley41216]

Conner blows my mind in this series. His line at 1:53, like ?!?!?! It says the phone calls are real, so I guess the small talk with the people on the other end is always improv'd.....incredible

[@eeeyyyeee]

O'Malley's Max character is one of my favourite talent agent characters of all time. I've watched this a dozen times and he's funny every single watch. bit of a heidecker flair as well which gives it a bit extra goofiness

[@LiveAndLetLivia]

"Cruella Deville, Cruella Deville..." HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! omg this was so excellent

[@MathiasBjrnskov]

“When was the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?” “Last night”

[@2taggs2]

Max definitely has the Bob Odenkirk vibe going on - reminds me of him very much.

[@In4Th3Kill]

Nick Jasper dead on good call. Like when he guest stars on the office

[@jebediahkrimsoncraftleding3012]

Definitely has that Mr Show energy.

[@martinalonso2035]

Didn't recognize Connor until he said may you be an angel forever hahaha awesome shit

[@rideintothesun2263]

This is one of my favorite things on youtube.

[@mcbaked2373]

Connor o Malley is literally the cream of the crop when it comes to comedy.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Le creme de le cropppppp

[@Schrodj1]

"When was the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?" "Last night."

[@artyomalekseyevich5927]

I don't get it

[@cipherpac]

"Satan of The Sea" really got me

[@edcapos]

That guy is hilarious!! More of him I'm loving the contrast

[@ivanlovegren5728]

"may the Lord shine his light into your day" - first time i've seen Joe break a smile in a bit

[@a-dawghunchback6927]

“Is it worth it?” “No”

[@RC_Cola2020]

"May the lord shine his light onto your day and may you be an angel forever"

[@isCarsonMiller]

You too.

[@RobotRiley]

I learned so much watching this

[@nicklewry3854]

“Will it be worth it?” “No.”

[@calvinvan3562]

"I'm in the money business." Lmao

[@531ff]

This agent seems like a real straight shooter

[@billwhelpley6825]

"When's the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?" - no beat - "last night."

[@skooter6235]

He can find his own food-He can find scraps on the floor

[@Not_So_Slim_Shady]

Joe constantly trying to not break is great

[@sufyanbinmahfooz2567]

Conno Omalley is a god among men who will destroy us all like the sun we will fly to close and he will take me to the highest cloud in heaven and make me his prophet all praise the dark lord tebow and bench press much weights

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

Lol gay af

[@harrisonbrand8985]

CJ L

[@harrisonbrand8985]

Literally Hitler L

[@sethstartix]

I'll see you in court

[@apelincoln1616]

Amen

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

"The Satan of the Sea?"

[@SandyWhams]

5:00 I didn’t expect to have such a good laugh at that

[@Outnumbered001]

"still want that ride to the OTB?" "...yes please..."

[@larsonmars2163]

I love how when Conner stopped writing the number down joe rushed to right it down

[@CraigHighberger]

Absolutely hilarious, terrific comedy writing and performances!

[@MC-oi2pb]

I could watch Joe pera videos for hours

[@phreddyfatt]

“I’m in the money business”

[@Jack-nt2tz]

I only watch this entire series in one sitting between the quiet hours of 2-4 am

[@moizzle]

the greeting card with the squirrel holding his huge nuts is priceless

[@kevlarkittens]

The picture of the squirrel on his desk 🤣

[@munchi228]

im so happy youtube recommended your content, you're wonderful

[@MagnumDB]

3:58 - Watch the camera work very closely when he says “last night“ you can see the camera start to shake… Lol the camera person is definitely cracking up. 4:10 too!

[@Hunter-ff8qg]

I watch this series once a month.

[@brazilianfox8560]

The absolute genius of this video

[@Obenzinger]

Chicken of the Sea should rebrand to Satan of the Sea.

[@justyouraveragefluff2298]

How about Sardines of the Land brand Chicken?

[@chesusjrist9733]

Conner's posture is just impeccable.

[@dklustick]

“Cremation place”

[@justinsubadya5556]

Still love this series in 2019. Wish there was more!

[@dookiepost]

Getting mad that the automated phone system even suggests another language option is a good bit

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Joe, You have no idea how big you're gonna be. Your angle is so fucking funny, I have spent all day watching your videos. People will catch on. You are my hero!

[@pumpkin6429]

Is this one of those things where they're both in on it, but the people they call aren't? That would be funny. 😂

[@TeamLas3r]

I think it is!

[@UncleCroc]

WATCHING THIS HIGH IS AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE.... wow

[@bedfordnhdonkey]

“Of course fucking English!!!” Lol dead 💀

[@OhanaFilms]

How the hell am I just discovering this? Genius!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jasonlitherland4270]

Your amount of self awareness of absolutely astounding.

[@jesuisshirley0716]

This vid puts a huge smile on my face. Thanks Joe and the team!

[@windowzombie]

This whole bit is perfection, but to end it with "You still want that ride to the OTB?". "Yes please."

[@gabrielcheneyholub4322]

oh MAN I finally found it. ive been looking for minutes

[@jenschi3833]

Joe and Conner are the angel and demon on my shoulders.

[@alyssarutledge9469]

2 polar opposite characters, but somhow it works. Haha. Way to go Joe! I'm a fan. :)

[@blankpool]

"May the Lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever."

[@charlesgallagher1376]

Joe is growing into his character.

[@ShermanWilliams-ri4fy]

Favorite moment... awkward pause with cruella hold music "When was the last time you watched 101 dalmations?" No pause, "Last night"

[@flaurosan]

Here he is Max, later he is Mark from truthhunters, and in the joe pera show he is Mike. Just a coincidence???? probably.

[@Harrison1875]

"The... Satan of the Sea?"

[@PaulGaleComedy]

This is great!

[@cheloazulay]

conner.. amazing!!

[@joemetzgar7419]

Ahh, it seems my spirit animal has freed himself and doing great things. Bless this Joe's soul and may he be an angel forever

[@tanya-xoxo]

"Satan of the Sea" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@engineeertf2]

I like how the colors on the title card match (almost exactly) the awnings of Fridays. I cannot believe Fridays sponsored this

[@arkantika3927]

Love to hear Connors version of The Aristocrats lol 😆

[@spacebender7856]

“May the lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever”

[@reydelacosa]

Oh my Lord, I literally googled Sable 2 days ago😭🤣

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Why couldn’t this be a show :(((

[@joshuaburke2446]

Best thing I have seen in a long while ... thanks Joe!

[@ripred42]

"Whats your biggest ship?" "Disney fantasy" ".... the satan of the sea?"

[@ViSSDOOM]

i love connor o'malley

[@puertoriconnect4611]

Nice! Someone who can be the opposite of Joe and still have chemistry with him.

[@CoolGuy-pn1vm]

Joe, you need to start a podcast, man.

[@bwadoom]

there's so many jokes in this Im having a new laugh every minute over here. Wow, great work guys. From this to the Adult Swim show, you guys really have a great thing going. Hope you keep making great entertainment

[@brandonbollwark5970]

Ah yes, the newest Disney cruse liner the S.S Satin on the sea!

[@keyboarddancers7751]

Reminds me of Bob Odenkirk

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Great video, Joe!

[@wanderlking8634]

"this poor guy is sitting right beside you?" "no" (with just the slightest hint of indignation)