Joe Rogan Experience

Bill Maher is a comedian, political commentator, and television host. The new season of his show "Real Time with Bill Maher" premieres January 17 on HBO.

[@Hoolygan4ever]

The day when HBO went to a podcast for exposure. Mark this day people, the internet is winning

[@onatone]

💯💯💯

[@laverdad8915]

EXCELLENT OBSERVATION

[@zackklein2225]

Right?

[@gregoryeaston9396]

Yes!

[@bassmaster1953]

Uh, it won years ago. When streaming became a thing.

[@bakedinspiration]

Bill. “ So you really don’t go into this with a list of questions or plan?” Joe. * Looks at table full of blunts, yeti cups, and elk jerky... “ no

[@herbertrafael8001]

These are the topics that are gonna be discussed 😂

[@chicagoforeclosures]

Hahaha

[@danielbutlermedia6264]

You, sir, have won today.

[@arahovsepyan]

@@herbertrafael8001 It's like the ending of Usual Suspects... pans around room, sees blunt - 'have you tried DMT?' ... sees elk jerky - 'what's your diet like? 'ever had wild game?'

[@MavidG]

bakedinspiration the list is: Intro 1- DMT Outro

[@josephs512]

Came back to this video a couple of months later to say thank you to Bill and Joe. Because of them two I stopped drinking soda, going out to eat and started working out. In 3 months I lost 85 pounds and am in the best shape of my life. It's important to keep the conversation going about self discipline when it comes to health and ones choice. Now I'm much happier with my life and carry myself much differently. I'm 23 now and can't wait to see what 24 looks like. Thank you again! I know you all may never see this but to anyone readying this know anything is possible! Take those first steps and you might be surprised where you find yourself.

[@danieldavidson5220]

you lost 7lb a week, huh?

[@josephs512]

@@danieldavidson5220 just about!

[@ashina5924]

holy shit man, goodjob! the most crazy ive seen was 75lbs im 3 months lol, thanlsnfor the motivation starting my cut now. 205 atm wanna get back down to 165 by april, the first 15lbs for me always comes off with 2-3 weeks

[@rabbitman8535]

@@danieldavidson5220 its very easy to lose weight if your heavily over weight it gets harder when you gte closer to you average body weight for your height and age. also probably easier if your younger.

[@brandondobschutz5146]

Good for you. I lost a similar amount of weight starting around 13 years ago. I was 21 or 22. Most all that it took was snapping into gear and moving around then watching the diet. Now my business employs 30 people full time all of them are making $60-120k/year. You just gotta never give up and know you are right even when you are wrong. I could go on and on, been to prison and was homeless 5 years ago fresh on parole. Find god and or a mentor when you’re at bottom and try to keep both in your life as life progresses.

[@emilily8818]

Heinlein had it right: "Love is the condition in which someone else's happiness is essential to your own."

[@kevinlove236]

Dave Chappell can’t be far.

[@aleksanderszymanowski6631]

🙏

[@MFBOOM100]

*chappelle

[@MECX3490]

Hopefully!!

[@shawnbishoplaf]

Or maybe It won’t ever happen because neither of them care

[@bevrosity]

@72 degree pyramid technology Suppressed patents oh god, david wilcock would either blow his mind or make him roll his eyes to the back of his skull lol prob both.

[@sirdopaminesjournal3292]

0:00:00 Real Time, Politically Incorrect 1 hour format time constraint 0:07:44 True Story, Club Med & Cocaine 0:13:07 Movies about Stand Up, Older Movies 0:21:28 The Bill Cosby Paradox 0:28:37 The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson Hawaii Show, 0:34:42 Charlie Chaplin is a Child Molester 0:37:25 Rougher Times 0:40:57 The Dark Side of Porn Tinder & Ashley Madison 0:48:38 Monogamy, Love & Gay Penguins 0:53:09 Soft Society 0:56:39 Fact Denial from both Red & Blue Tribes 0:59:39 How Political Correctness helped Trump win the election 1:04:56 Gender Pay Gap Myth Mic Drop phrases 1:07:22 Divorce Laws, Identity Politics, Alimony 1:17:39 Marriage, Term Limits 1:21:32 Britney Spears, Fame 1:24:29 The South: Cities, Suburbs, and Rural Areas 1:27:18 Two Americas, Bernie Sanders, Gov't Health Insurance 1:32:36 Fat Shaming (James Corden) 1:39:59 Likes, Male Feminists, Reading Comments 1:44:51 Social Media (Dick Pics) 1:48:00 Louis CK 1:53:53 Maher invites Rogan to Real Time, Maher defends show format

[@lukalegin846]

Thank you :)

[@kris-co2wt]

dude you are the goat

[@TioChivy]

Divorced From Humanity 👍🏼

[@Raii_Chu]

Tobias Enstrom he won’t because that undermines a lot of the conversations before the one you decide to select.

[@chinitowon]

You´re a saint.

[@carmelal5859]

Hey everyone Bill Maher is on tv giving all the answers to everyone’s problems...for free! -Norm

[@josiahmontgomery6303]

Haha. My man. I love me some norm.

[@w0fo]

I walked though blood and bones

[@jimmyjames8141]

Poor Norm. He didn’t get the call that the 90s were over.

[@philippweisang]

Explain to the folks at home who Bill Maher is!

[@BoqPrecision]

@@jimmyjames8141 Norm MacDonald is so overrated in the KZbin comments section.

[@cesaral5060]

This 2 guys are great together so freaking honest about their life experiences.

[@attorneyronfrey7973]

Bill keeps looking to the audience out of habit & pauses for applause - but there’s nobody out there but Jamie.

[@asdsdfbhgbggtrrerg]

I heard the only cums is when a mirror is in the same room

[@mr.blonde66milkyway66]

SLMAO!!!!!

[@stevena3333]

😂 exactly. He could barely make eye contact with Joe. He went to Jamie because he was weaker. The only thing he said about him was a joke “we’ve been here 16 hours and the only thing that got his attention was that (a hot Britney Spears)”. He didn’t look to him because he though Jamie was smarter than Joe, it was because it’s easier to look Jamie in the eyes than it is the Silverback gorilla Joe Rogan is lol. There was fear at the start and contempt at the end. Bill made it very clear when he said, “I don’t need you, I have my own fans”, (even though the reason he was on was to promote it) and that his people made him go on the show so that he can achieve his mission, “so will you do my show?”. As soon as he said “ok”, he left. I think Bill requested only 2 hours, because he didn’t want to go on the show, but after the talk he finally felt comfortable and Joe reminded him by kicking him off “hey, don’t you have to leave?”. Bill said “oh?! Um, yea it’s a work week for me”. Then it all went downhill. Lol it was a great episode though. They might not like each other, but I’m a huge fan of Joe and Bill. They are just very different people.

[@Mikhail-Tkachenko]

@@stevena3333 He constantly makes eye contact with Joe.

[@moochee22]

@@stevena3333 You have a perception problem. It's severe. Go to a doctor immediately.

[@alteredbeast7145]

Bill: so you dont have a script? Joe: dude I made Teslas stock drop 15%

[@McMahonHater]

Bill's a dick head.

[@creativeUtubehandle]

@@McMahonHater you're a snowflake

[@daltonbedore8396]

pocket knife projection

[@creativeUtubehandle]

@@daltonbedore8396 that's literally not how that term is used.

[@McMahonHater]

@@creativeUtubehandle Why is that?

[@arushpati]

Ricky Gervais and Dave Chapelle still pending. Get it done, Joe!

[@melissaedwards5689]

Arush Pati I second that!

[@WittyUsernamehere]

Get Keanu Reeves on the show!!

[@jdick91]

I mean I doubt Dave has any interest. Him and Joe seem to have a pretty good relationship so I feel like if Dave wanted to do it would have happened a long time ago.

[@RMGCBG]

Arush Pati they are both too dangerous for Joe

[@joshelliott1826]

Joe said before thay Dave told him straight up he wouldn't do it.

[@ladyteh]

Great interview. Common sense and nuance is so rare today. I love these conversations.

[@actownsend7288]

Babe Maher has been that gut for over 30 years!!!!

[@draganstancic6203]

Woody Harrelson on Joe Rogan would be legendary.

[@saveursound4now364]

Dragan Stancic damb straight it would

[@essw3240]

He and McConnaissance should do JRE together

[@randlambab]

They should talk about Rampart

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

Agreed.

[@deathwatch962]

Sure, but can I talk about Rampart for 3:00?

[@seanfatzinger]

Who doesn't simultaneously love and hate Bill Maher!

[@JoeShmo8868]

@Sean Fatzinger Why would you hate Bill Maher?

[@seanfatzinger]

@@JoeShmo8868 He's pretty arrogent

[@glentz716]

I simultaneously hate and despise Bill Maher

[@SenorJoeBiden]

Never thought of it like that, but perfectly sums up my thoughts on him

[@JoeShmo8868]

@Sean Fatzinger I see what you mean. He does have a lot of good points. Just needs to work on the delivery

[@itscork]

Joe: I have this theory that famous people think they’re better than everyone else. Bill: No shit. Jamie, go get me a chai latte.

[@christianleeperrr7641]

itscork 😂😂

[@airzone2332]

fuck that cracked me up bro.

[@ghlimeycanuck5172]

Hahaha spot on!!!!!

[@ATreeFrogCollective]

😆

[@dogman8674]

You stick to the bottle like a mere cork like you stick to the lies of your predecessors.

[@backtobasics4267]

1:52:57 "You can't just change the definitions of the word because it makes you feel better about hating someone." Brilliant quote, spot on.

[@avertthymortaleyes3460]

I like how Joe can get along with everybody. He has a healthy philosophy.

[@0oAJLo0]

avert thy mortal eyes he doesn’t get on with everybody

[@onreality5583]

The reason he is able to get on with everybody is because he doesn't have a consistent philosophy. He is just interested in what people have to say.

[@getusome6776]

@@onreality5583he can be both

[@onreality5583]

I doubt he could articulate one without contradicting himself. Perhaps we can agree that he thinks everyone should do DMT?

[@Blake4014]

Live n let live.... works every time.

[@stevenm732]

Bro the people you’ve had on this week are epic.

[@JohnyAngelo]

Best week this year. Maybe ever.

[@DrewHolli]

I died when are RDJ came on😬😬😬😬

[@loggerhead988]

Epic as in epic p3dophiles like B Maher? Joe forgot to ask him about his Kid Love Productions and his pro-p3do tweets. One sick MF er

[@Tyler-sq4lt]

@@loggerhead988 Yep, I'm no fan of p3dos

[@davidmcelwain115]

Fr

[@bSMith266]

Joe: Something Maher: Something Ben Affleck: that's gross that's racist

[@lamolambda8349]

Funny thing is he did some pretty iffy terrorist voice on the daily show think he was going hard the other way cause of PR reasons

[@Markuden]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpfWe6uhpMeDjs0 Straight out of the Communist Handbook.

[@blakedenney6884]

Sam harris needs to return!!@

[@slados1]

That gross--- that's racist!!

[@danielhall1226]

Let me guess... Trump is great and Obama was the worst president ever. Smh

[@ishotth3sheriff839]

Watching this 2 years later. Awesome conversation.

[@schmeebo8753]

who else loves coming on youtube and seeing a fresh JRE

[@lukeforni1049]

Assorted Compilations same with theo von, Chris , fighter and the kid , king and the sting

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

Depends who he's interviewing. This one is dope. I love bill Maher.

[@drchico40]

"Twitter is like reading the inside of a stall in a men's public bathroom" -Ricky Gervais

[@mansnotbot4160]

Said Twitter influencer Ricky Gervais.

[@drchico40]

Man's not Bot What of it? So he writes on bathroom stall walls as well. I’d venture to say he is more well known for other things than having a twitter account.

[@a.i.8583]

Ricky stole that from Freeman Fly btw.

[@drchico40]

Jacob Moncrief HAHAHAHA!!!

[@drchico40]

A.I. Howard Is that another comedian?

[@wyattsmith469]

Robert Downey and Bill Maher back to back.. Damn!

[@BK-zp8vl]

Wyatt Smith with the best, jimmy dore the truth teller in between!

[@dadwoody191]

You like Bill? me too. kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4aslqF6f5WcoNk

[@NahImPro]

Wyatt Smith right lmao??? He’s about to hit a homer with his next one!

[@3SIXTYPROD]

Wyatt Smith he’s getting huge!

[@tribalism_is_toxic1989]

Bill is only comparable if you hit Robert Downey in the head with a cattle prod. And truth teller Dore has such better perspective.

[@charleslomanto]

One of the best conversations I've ever listened to on JRE

[@cl20999]

The best thing about Joe is he's aware that he doesn't know everything. The worst thing about Bill is he thinks he knows everything.

[@jralf0ns0]

Bill is very keen on political stuff and other things I believe but he’s mentioned numerous of times he doesn’t know everything

[@yr9858]

That's Atheists.. they believe they know it all.. like the religious nuts

[@benjaminsantos156]

Joe definitely is not aware that he doesn’t know everything

[@cl20999]

@@jralf0ns0 It's more so in his smugness than an outright statement of his knowledge, if that makes sense.

[@cl20999]

@@yr9858 It's the atheists that go out of their way to make you aware they're atheists. I've known atheists that don't discuss it like their religion and they don't have that smug vibe about them, but the ones that bring it into conversations unnecessarily do.

[@OmnislashVII]

They should've played the last five minutes of the podcast first and the cut to text that said "one hour and fifty-two minutes earlier..."

[@MrHollablack]

lmao

[@thefivearrowsmedia]

😂

[@Loke4000aka2670]

would have been sooooo funny!

[@cyrhow5096]

I'll do that manually. 😏

[@dimitrishimaniuk5659]

😂

[@aarontighe553]

I tried listening on Spotify and it just wasn't the same I missed my KZbin comment family

[@fjaaaka]

❤️❤️❤️

[@215rsudhir9]

😀😂😂

[@ppumpkin3282]

the comments are half the fun

[@jamessuraciart]

Yeah, Spotify sucks. I'm surprised this vid is still up on here.

[@user-qc8vj3vp9v]

Exactly Aaron - was so much easier and enjoyable watching Joe Rogan on the beautiful, the best thing ever KZbin. Definitely miss him on KZbin. Let's be very clear - Spotify is no KZbin.

[@Fotosynthesis858]

Bill is a lot more palatable when he’s not pandering to his audience

[@marqueemark5174]

The great thing about Joe Rogan is he can talk to anyone on a wide spectrum and be respectful and friendly while having them open up about their life. As a bartender I really admire this because I have to serve retired police officers one day and then hippys the next and you have to learn how to relate to all of them.

[@13lackPho3n1X]

Sounds like you could have your own podcast - chatting to random bar patrons

[@jadezee6316]

thats because he doesnt know anything and wont defend the little he does knows....easy to get along with people that way

[@marqueemark5174]

@@jadezee6316 or he just tries to be kind to people. I've also seen many times when he disagrees with someone completely but still debates them and treats them with respect. Also the smartest thing you can do is admit you don't know something and say your not sure. Most people just pretend they know everything when really it's only their opinion. I think people focus way to much on politics. Many people think that what makes them a good person because they are democrat or republican. However there are many bad people on both sides. People like this oftentimes think they're smarter than everyone else and forget that what really makes them a good person is being kind to people and being respectful. These people just assume they are good because of politics and don't try to be kind to people. All your life your going to have to work and coexist with people you disagree with and even people you don't like. If you can't be kind to people you don't get along with your going to make your life really hard and cause a lot of problems. The truth is you can't change other people and make them do what you want but you can change your own actions and still treat people with respect. And that's how you get people on your side and actually convince people of your beliefs.

[@cutl00senc]

Bartender….aka the shrink who actually understands me!

[@Gizamalukeix]

Converse with others on a large spectrum oh yea. Being respectful and friendly....don't push it. Best to comment when you're sober, bartender.

[@dimitrisantrizos]

Bill “I only enjoy missionary” Maher

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

Hmmmm guess my comment was a lil too revealing. K.

[@lotrcdefender]

Mary O'Bear I’m gonna name my band Today Sporn

[@Rand_al_Thor372]

@E Z E "no way dude" Z

[@DavidUno23]

I really want to see Trump on JRE, make it happen Dana!

[@dystopiapolitical2126]

No way that will ever happen

[@martins458]

probably would just be like the alex jones podcast

[@drenewman4851]

If it does, KZbin and the internet dies..🤣😂🤣😂

[@ousley421]

1 more interview that makes him look like an idiot?

[@TheAndy331]

“I’ve never voted right” irony in that statement.

[@Jay.McCarty]

Occasionally, Bill looks like a slimmed-down Joey Diaz.

[@LDmagnum]

Jay McCarty your high as fuck

[@giantslug6969]

Cawk sucka

[@Jay.McCarty]

@@LDmagnum Maybe...

[@TheAbsoluteSir]

They both have big noses and that's fucking it.

[@aarona222]

@@TheAbsoluteSir ...and terrible hair. Lol

[@ericwinters1513]

Talks shows coming on JRE to promote themselves.

[@jakrispy3418]

How the mighty have fallen

[@gregustler1954]

He’s not doing a good job at it

[@Danimal77]

@@gregustler1954 Your opinion.

[@gregustler1954]

Dan Maler did you like your own comment

[@linzilooloo7669]

@@JRVXIV If you just ignore view counts and relevance, Milo was right!

[@StevieWick]

Love how Bill talks to and looks at Jamie as well.

[@tonicmix]

I also truly appreciated this. I understand why not everyone directly engages and acknowledges Jamie, especially entertainers, but I’d have a very hard time ignoring a dude when there’s just the three of us in a small room.

[@420BudNuggets]

For real

[@jtc2112]

Downey did too , respect

[@chrisbrown2211]

But Jaimie didn't pull up anything bill asked him to

[@burimsaliji23]

Yea it was nice..

[@ginalombardo7322]

I could listen to Bill all the time. He's just so great.

[@katmartin62]

I love to smoke a bong with him!!!

[@rebeccaanderson3502]

Too bad he is the personification of an arrogant snob face.

[@doubleclick4132]

bills got a show similar to this one on youtube. its called club random. check it out

[@kittypaw1111]

Yeah, the episode on club random with Dr Phil is a funny mismatched embarrassing moment for Maher. The difference in Joe and Maher is Joe is a nice guy with an open mind and Maher is a hard core know-it-all. Joe is approachable and Maher crams his opinion gown your throat. Maher rubs people the wrong way with his liberal pious and Joe just likes to talk to people and learn and observe rather than slam and correct like Mahers done his whole career. #texaslovesjoerogan

[@mayankthakur9335]

Plz bring Ricky Gervais on your show

[@kennyfernandez2866]

Yes.

[@andrewreeves1250]

Amen.

[@joshuadale8112]

Thats what the world needs

[@obs420]

Word

[@joshuadale8112]

@angrytacos hunting pedos

[@TheManion123]

I love how Bill was amazed that Joe did not have any questions prewritten for him..

[@Sprite_525]

That’s why I like podcasts more than “shows.” Back in the day, people would make FUN of Harrison Ford for going on TV and making pauses and going off script - “what an idiot he looks sleepy!” Now it’s reversed, people are turned off by robotic, pre-rehearsed routines. Thank goodness!

[@Pivotmaker252]

average joe it isnt an interview

[@Cocoabytes]

@@Sprite_525 Back in the day they needed a structure because their life was very structured.

[@Sprite_525]

Greenman_mk - well it’s also economics. Same with music. Back in the day, if you wanted to create anything good, let alone succeed, you had to spend thousands on top-shelf equipment and studio time, marketers. So a TV show or news segment required sooo much money. Now a musician or interviewer can use their own money to record and can market it themselves. We have new problems. But the old ones were bad: the creativity required millions of bucks so the structures had a corporate/crony/nepotism vibe over time.

[@Midv1322]

@@Sprite_525 Harrison Ford has extreme Anxiety. He is stoned out of his mind most the time. When hes not acting hes just a weird dude. Very soft spoken like you can barely understand a word he says. Alot of actors are like that Deniro started doing stand up comedy to help him get over anxiety and nerves.

[@TimAwolz]

I'd like to see Epstein on here next, just to get his side of the story.

[@g.shultz2512]

Best comment here

[@TheBasher-_-]

Lmao. Probably still be afraid to name Trump 😂

[@haravtar]

Eddie has the answers

[@bonifaceonyekaba8849]

Right after Rogan gets Jesus Christ

[@danzoil]

I can't tell if you're stupid or trolling. How could Epstein go on when he's in jail.

[@willvr4]

Politically, I'm probably 60/40 with Bill but he would 100% be my friend because he is honest to himself and doesn't placate to the masses. He's also willing to change his mind when facts point to the contrary, which is rare.

[@chribjslaha]

Get Woody Harrelson on the show!

[@hooknmouth5764]

Yes, please!

[@chris347foxbodycoupe7]

chribjslaha 100%

[@youthgonewild]

Would he be willing to take Rampart of this?

[@1991jdclark]

Feck yes!

[@outlawm1]

But only ask him about Rampart

[@wrxham3695]

Bill goes to sleep and dreams about himself interviewing himself.

[@Sottosorpa]

@Mary O'Bear Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, geniuses discuss ideas... Or something to that effect...

[@bigsmoke9454]

Mary O'Bear most poor people think about themselves because if not they’d starve and die you pos....see what I did there? Conflated, falsely framed your argument, and made this a pissing contest; like how bill Maher does it with any nigga with a R in front of their name

[@Proph8888]

@@bigsmoke9454 "Most poor people think about themselves because if not they’d starve and die". Sounds like my dad

[@Detroitraised]

Ikr he’s always been a pompous, arrogant asshole. His Ego has a Ego.

[@bigsmoke9454]

vivalabaran well that nigga thinks thing through at least

[@yurekandsnakes]

Bill “I’m praying for a recession” Maher

[@vegastjg]

recessions are good for rich people

[@Georgiavr-1]

Yeah I definitely haven't forgot about that.

[@dickelbuck1]

He’s a cullbag

[@landonic81]

Just goes to show that politics is a blood sport. It's not about the country succeeding it's about your side winning at all costs. These people are sick. Total losers

[@lancechimese1715]

Do people realize he has no control of fiscal policy or wall street? Honestly people get over yourselves 😂

[@colombiana1216]

I loved how Bill described love because it is a selfless act that will even sacrifice your own feelings and needs. I know is not the healthy/politically correct way to think, but is how I feel towards my children ❤️

[@trevoreggleston5815]

Being politically correct has nothing to do with love or loving someone wtf are you smoking dude?

[@austinhill4484]

Used to love Bill. Let's see if I can at least stand him now

[@floridabeardedwoodworker]

nope not even going to try ........

[@lamolambda8349]

An ending fitting for the start You twist and tore our love apart

[@redwolf4203]

Same

[@mmafyasco]

Florida Bearded Fisherman Bet you are the type of person that says that the left is intolerable and not open to different ideas.

[@weathersytv3572]

I stopped at "I invited myself on."

[@relativehero]

He lost me at Bari Weis is a brilliant person

[@kingsjsj123]

I just heard it and I was looking for this comment 😂

[@twoshedsjohnson8540]

Are you saying she's a "toadie" for Bill?

[@bucketiii7581]

Bill Maher, what the fuck happened to you? Oh, money. It's the money.

[@user-oo2gz9ln8v]

Bucket III jew

[@Gary-And-His-Demons]

And Megan Kelly is seasoned trial attorney. Believe it or not, smart people can say stupid things, especially when they are rewarded for being "controversial"

[@randolphtorres4172]

I especially liked the personal health issues you folks talked about towards the end.

[@Gabe-1997]

Ever notice that Bill Maher talks like a mean popular girl in a kids' movie?

[@markdelgado6984]

Yup. Sounds condescending. Thinks hes a g because of his show. He looks like elen with a bigass forehead and nose lmao

[@stephr9859]

Love hearing two more white males talk about women’s issues. As if they have a clue.

[@fainitesbarley2245]

Yup!

[@trevorrogers95]

steph r They’re fucking them. So they know that much.

[@corporalclegg914]

like a Bitch?! yes.

[@noelsonkwa]

He just had Jimmy Dore on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The difference is night and day..

[@Barney-ii1no]

Dore is a much better human

[@dirrdevil]

@@Barney-ii1no Agreed.

[@pjhaze]

But they both are stuck in their bubbles. I didn’t watch Jimmy but I see enough of his clips to know he’s gone too.

[@brucecarter8296]

having jimmy on right before him is like showing bill kyle's vids

[@j.m.s_3285]

Jimmy is definitely a bit out of touch, but Maher is full-blown head-up-his-own-ass. Easy choice who I'd rather hang out with.

[@billgarrity6720]

Bill Maher pulls a gun out, puts it to Joe Rogan's head and says, "Will you do my show?"

[@shizzle1903]

Bill Garrity yeah. Joe doesn’t want to do it, but he felt like he had to say yes or they’d still be there talking about the format of the show

[@Nihyre]

Desert Sky bro chill

[@jrcaulk6779]

I don't agree with his politics but Bill Maher is one of the most intelligent men on this planet

[@mrgauges9065]

Also, we didn’t outsource our jobs to “help the 3rd world” we did it to avoid paying Americans

[@ShantyIrishman]

Exactly, it was done out of greed to exploit people willing to work 30 cents an hour because they'd make 28 on the farm, Bill is mad out of touch.

[@gtor1388]

He didn't say we did it to help the third world. He's saying that a result of our capitalist policy is it lifted the third world out of extreme poverty.

[@hiimbrady]

Well that sounds absurd.

[@leonscott543]

@@gtor1388 But it hasnt

[@mrgauges9065]

Dylan Stewart Exactly, However countries like China have zero innovation skills. You can’t spur innovation with jumping jacks and learning only to follow orders. You need a thriving free middle class. Pretty much everything the modern world enjoys was invented in an American middle class garage. Cars, planes, rockets, motorcycles, computers, motion picture, pop culture ect... We’re just feeding them progress at our own demise

[@jopo7996]

Bill Maher could eat a sandwich condescendingly.

[@Xweapon9099]

Its like his own completely unique accent. Mahercasm

[@theawesomewillyt]

His vocal tone and mannerisms really don’t help that either lol.

[@bobrando1]

Lmaoooooo so funny

[@CamelEnjoyer]

This episode was less interesting than watching paint dry

[@theawesomewillyt]

Andrew_Cilker that’s like... your opinion, man.

[@ChaseMyska]

"Will you be on my show?" "I dunno people talk over each other" Bill proceeds to talk over Joe to explain his show is different

[@hubbcap18]

got the yes by the end of it though :P

[@RJT80]

Humans have no attention span so I'm going to go on a show and just talk for 2 hours. Bill Maher constantly contradicts himself and having a massive ego is the only possible way he think what he says is important. He also calls himself progressive and libertarian. Not possible. Progressive politics is purely about power and redistributing it, often to solve problems and power imbalances that don't actually exist. It's the media that doesn't have an attention span and they are the narrative creators driving the conversations. Or they were.

[@codyb.3015]

@@RJT80 He doesn't know what a libertarian is. He thinks drugs and prostitutes constitute THE ENTIRE Libertarian platform. For someone who spends his life surrounded by politics, dude doesn't know a whole lot.

[@UltimatePowa]

@@RJT80 @R T Bill was moreso saying that its either extremely long attention spans, or hardly any at all with very few in the middle. I believe that to be accurate, for the most part. The reason people's attention spans are fucked is due to hourly bells dismissing everyone everyday for almost a decade, and advertisements every 10-15 minutes on all TV they watched from before they can remember. After getting away from the school bell and tv ads for a long enough period of time, people can regain their attention span. Depending on what games people chose to play while growing up also greatly affects their attention span. Point is there a vast market in both sides of those with attention and those without, the trick is how to please both, which is what Bill was trying to do.

[@ChaseMyska]

He got a 'Yeah sure, anything to get you out of here."

[@johnjosmith42]

It’s currently April 2022. Still waiting for Joe to do Maher’s show 🍃 this is a terrific interview, my second viewing. Thanks 👏🇬🇧

[@GrandmaHank]

If bill shaved his head he could be the captain of the Enterprise

[@winstonsmith2-2_4]

Trex Arms maybe you could get him to wear the headphones if he did lol🎧

[@tabbysmithfield3794]

Trex Arms lol! Picard stunt double!

[@mgonzo3881]

Nah, he looks more like a roided out Lex Luther.

[@driftlessskater5475]

Please do not disrespect Patrick Stewart/Captain Picard like that.

[@Sweetchilliheat18]

John archer?

[@kkarnet]

Am I the only one that feels like Bill Maher is totally different here than he is on his TV show?

[@robertpadillosandiego2821]

I just got finished listening to this. Yes he is. But then again, everybody is different on the podcast than anywhere else.. It's long form interview. They're able to share their complete thoughts instead of one-liners to get a crowd reaction... I actually agreed with Bill nearly a 100% of what he said on this podcast!

[@AceofDlamonds]

He had a long winter break.

[@Glopez6490]

This...is real time with bill maher

[@Ko3n3k33]

He made it 1 hour and 56 minutes before he reverted back to himself 1:56:15

[@captainzappbrannagan]

Love the intellectual honest, uncensored conversation here. This is critically important. Thanks Joe and Bill!!!

[@markusdunn6945]

When you do things right no one remembers when you do things wrong no one forgets.

[@prinzvonpersiennn]

When is Joe finally bringing his brother Seth on?

[@Snake_Boi]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaas

[@CultofThings]

They haven't been speaking to each other since Seth changed his last name to Rogen.

[@blablabla5065]

a joke for people who don't know how to differentiate A&E..

[@Stew_Pid]

Jokes aside I don’t know if I could stand hearing that laugh as many times as we would over a 3 hour period.

[@SHINYxCHROME]

james franco would be a fun time as well #pineappleexpress

[@aquaphazed]

I never "liked" Bill Maher before this podcast. I always thought he was pretentious and I had difficulty finding him relateable. But once again Joe works his magic and cuts through. On the half dozen or so episodes I've watched of Bill's show, he is not this person. I like this Bill. Joe is really something. He is among the strongest, most organic and non-bullshit interviewers of our time.

[@joshnavarro86]

I agree completely. I was thinking the same thing about Bill half way throw this episode, especially starting around the 1 hour mark.

[@dylanmurphy9173]

I believe it's just the format as Joe said. I've always liked Bill from the start because he's genuine; even if I disagree with him he always tells his view in a usually positive yet genuine way.

[@Vikdam]

I hate him even more

[@daviddewar6008]

He's not interviewing. Lol

[@Jaycy845]

Nah Bill Maher is still a prick lmao

[@blink2665]

40 000 people die from being fat every month Jocko: GOOD

[@_Crunch]

Hahaha

[@Derpster2493]

Yeah, the problem is that they don't die early enough. They manage to reproduce and spread the lazyfat gene.

[@codyjames4058]

Dude I just watched this whole podcast and for over 2 hours didnt look at the comments until right now, and randomly at 1:35:00 suddenly scroll down and saw this the second he said that... not important at all but wanted to acknowledge this as the craziest thing I seen all week

[@ballz4kidz]

@Me Bill Maher isn't even a leftist, let alone "far-left". The dude is a liberal. Liberal =/= leftist. No one illustrates this point better than Maher.

[@keto3883]

@Me and whats the problem ? not like he has to balance it every week and the other way around happens too.

[@erichughes2417]

I don't always agree with Bill but I like and respect the man.

[@Russelshackleford]

You can’t be “African American” when you’re from the UK, Bill.

[@Dan16673]

Lol what a rope a dope

[@jesseguy5296]

thef13nd138 got 'em!

[@umaberry]

Oh Bill 😶

[@jesseguy5296]

thef13nd138 unless you are 21 Savage hahaha!

[@PolitrixAsUsual]

Y are they trying to replace us

[@Chi.native]

Lol he got real defensive at the end when joe said he doesn’t really like the format of the show 😂😂 It was at 1:55:30 didn’t think this comment would get that much attention I also never said joe offended him I just said Bill got defensive which he did because obviously he’s heard that a lot about his show and joe is someone whose actually honest enough to tell him he doesn’t really like the show format but he likes him

[@BH-ix7nq]

Yeah that went downhill quick. Super weird

[@darklord220]

I loved it

[@davidtorres9489]

Joe has a good point I always think that when I see the show

[@mrtambourineman6107]

It was slight conflict, are you triggered boy?

[@explorerextraordinaire5472]

Thank you for time stamping the moment you're talking about! you're ACTUALLY helpful!

[@kungfew1396]

Bill Maher is one of the few true old school liberals left and for that I respect him whether I agree with him or not on a topic.

[@nooodles939]

This was a pretty good podcast. Bill Maher wasn't on his soapbox for two hours preaching his agenda. It was an entertaining conversation between two people discussing a wide range of topics. Joe is so good at keeping things casual and because of this we get to see a more real side to his guests. Joe is freaking awesome!

[@Campy_Camel]

I loved this episode. Looking forward to seeing Joe on Real Time now

[@2SeverusSnape]

I'm still a few minutes in and it seems awkward as hell lol. The jimmy dore interview yesterday was awesome

[@herebeorhthowland-bolton9584]

he was on his soapbox for an hour and 57 minutes preaching his agenda..

[@uros___vvvv]

Yes! Great coment. It was awesome episode

[@uros___vvvv]

@@herebeorhthowland-bolton9584 you are a idiot.

[@MarkusJArbab]

The contrast from Jimmy Dore to Bill Maher back to back is hilarious.

[@KevinMay71]

Dore had such a great showing, I listened to it twice

[@me_and_me_]

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[@Buzzbuzz33]

I've never heard a man who loves the sound of his own voice more.

[@MyHelpWanted]

Tyler Conran Andrew dice clay.

[@MrFreeGman]

Clearly you've never watched Colbert

[@scottywills124]

@@MrFreeGman But Bill has sucked his own farts in the biz longer then Colbert has.

[@tonicmix]

Scotty Wills That’s called aging gracefully.

[@hermixtonen]

David Lee Roth and Ted Nugent

[@skippyjeans2209]

New format of Real Time is so much better; one interview, two people on the panel. No more overtalking.

[@davidnichols9286]

Joe's divorced friend must think, every time this subject comes up "here we go, time to be reminded of it again!" 🤣

[@russellpickett2689]

David Nichols I’m sure he’s plenty reminded every time he cuts that check.

[@davidembry5748]

David Nichols haha I was thinking the exact same thing

[@W.A.F]

How else are you going to learn, without the burn!

[@artiew8718]

That's what anyone who's listened to JRE long enough thinks. Joe has like a few dozen stories which are all the same every time he gets started.

[@davidnichols9286]

@@artiew8718 said exactly the same thing to someone the other day. The guests are different (generally) but the stories remain the same.

[@flowerpt]

Bill: That's a real talent you have, never running out of questions, no dead air. Joe: Mmm ... have you ever tried DMT?

[@mamaharumi]

@Chris Schneider Psychedelics have a great many uses. You may not like them but they are indeed special.

[@duncefunce1513]

@Chris Schneider are you a satirist of New Conservatism?

[@renettedescartes]

You should start a podcast

[@matthewotremba9230]

I hope Niel Young will remember A Southern Man don't need him around , anyhow !

[@stevewarwick2103]

Oh look, here's Bill "I'm looking hard at Amy Klobuchar" Maher.

[@HL-iw1du]

Steve Warwick That was one of the biggest bruh moments of all time.

[@jarrodpairgin6886]

Krystal Ball ate him alive when he said that. Lol she's so epic.

[@agentd36]

Jimmy gets an invite, Maher knocks on the door, “ hey Joe, can I borrow your younger audience for 2 hours?”

[@edisonjara900]

Bills mind is searching for his audience, he's so used to recieving laughs, cheers and approval that he holds poor jaime hostage for laughs

[@lozicrazy]

Its so interesting

[@williamzeigler4201]

i was thinking that as well. It happens... I wont ding him for it.

[@kadourimdou43]

You mind reader.

[@vikrantsingh47]

I thought it was just ADHD, because he admitted that he can't even watch movies

[@BigTyronie]

I felt like he was trying to include him only

[@hughmungus7425]

1:09:32 Where was THIS Bill Maher last week, when he was calling Republicans racists for thinking race and gender aren't meaningful factors when choosing a Supreme Court nominee?

[@herrschaftg35]

Maher is a democrat shill that will always praise his party no matter what.

[@MrHeavy466]

Bill Maher always struck me as intelligent but arrogant. It's interesting to see that in a more relaxed scenario he is pretty much like everyone else.

[@marywood8757]

Hey, Im an unintelligent here, reading all of these highly literate comments and jealous af that I can't keep up. Bill and Joe are extremely well rounded and help me understand wtf is going on out there bc I don't have an F-n clue. I love their personalities as Im drawn to them each of them for they're own individual qualities 💘

[@GarseJanacek]

He's not as bad as most but he certainly has TDS really bad. If all they left were like him though we would definitely be in a better place as a country that's for sure.

[@freddiejibbs4281]

Well he’s pretty stoned.

[@deathrat]

Mary Wood not being super-literate doesn’t make you “unintelligent.” I’d actually say having the realization makes you more intelligent.

[@wurmpond]

Intelligent is not a trait I would use for either in the room. Two old commoners having 'deep' ideas. They're funny. That's it

[@jchronicle39]

I find Bill more agreeable when he stays out of politics. Joe makes nearly everyone show their best face thereby likable. Quite a talent.

[@benjaminsnyder1430]

James Chronicle yeah Bill’s take on politics is nauseating

[@MMAGamblingTips]

Benjamin Snyder Well Joe just endorsed Bernie so I’d say they’re equal 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Xpistos510]

The fact that Maher supports Klobuchar is evidence that he watches humiliation porn. That is exactly how the election would be if she ran against Trump. 2016 ALL OVER AGAIN. Democrats need a POPULIST to WIN! Not corruption or weakness.

[@tibetsfinest]

Jacob Serrano completely disagree klobuchar is everything Hillary is not. She’s a moderate, practical and accomplished politician who has done what she has promised she would do on her campaigns and has a track record of working in the interests of her constituents and not in her donors (unlike Hillary). She’s also borderline conservative in some of her views which is a step away from Hillary. Klobuchar would be able to win many swing states that flat out rejected Hillary cause klobuchar is from the heartland and not from the “liberal political elite”. It’s warren who would get eaten alive by trump I think bill Maher is spot on again with saying klobuchar is the right candidate. Only a moderate will defeat trump not a far left Bernie or Elizabeth. Also klobuchar has legit planned policies she’s already laid out that aren’t fairy tale deficit bombs like Warren and Bernie

[@TheMattTrakker]

@@MMAGamblingTips I don't care because he doesn't bring it into every video. I DON'T CARE what your politics are, just don't force it on me.

[@amazinghannure6440]

Bill has turned into what he used the make fun of.

[@o2xb]

Because people like that just turn with the tide, only hate people if it lines their pockets

[@Moneyman-33]

Juan What connection? Stop fed posting man.

[@cjbotts]

Same with Howard Stern. People get old man. And hang around in entertainment way longer than they should.

[@highpotencygaming2530]

How so?

[@amazinghannure6440]

@@highpotencygaming2530 He turned into a corporate hack.

[@smkh2890]

I'm here after the Spotify debacle, to say I never used to listen to Rogan, but now I will tune in, and check his back catalogue.

[@fencejumpa2365]

He keeps looking at young Jaimie like a piece of meat.

[@nickm4974]

FenceJumpa licks lips

[@inthewind3976]

He looks at everybody like that

[@nickapalooza861]

Like a respectful person?

[@Saru-yr3qk]

I actually see it as a virtuous characteristic that he'd tried including Jamie in the conversation multiple times rather than ignore him, like most other guests usually do. It seems the only time most guests ever bother acknowledging Jamie is when they want him to "look something up".

[@randyruppel6727]

@@Saru-yr3qk agreed

[@jazsi_]

Jamie raising and lowering that outro song in the last 5 minutes was hilarious.

[@mmagic3534]

small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas

[@adamjones6228]

Ole Bill got a little pissed at the end when Joe started talking about his show format.😂

[@lukeschihl509]

Yeah that was awkward. Mahr seemed like a dick there

[@MrFragranceReview]

Because Maher has a fragile ego and his show is dying since he’s been pushing Democrat propaganda and hoping the US economy sinks just because trump hurt his feelings.

[@sethkirkpatrick2552]

adam Jones, I was going to totally comment on that. Literally every episode of “Real Time With Bill Marr” ,it’s a 15 minute competition of who can say the most clever statements and words. Nothing to be learned...

[@nightknight9415]

@@MrFragranceReview If you're looking for a fragile ego, check out the circus peanut Agolf Twittler that you currently worship. Stop drinking the orange koolaid before it's too late to leave the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance! 🤪😵👍

[@SweetWillyD]

there were multiple times passive aggressive comments slid back and forth. love it lol

[@KCPclips]

Crazy that Joe literally did this podcast then went to vegas for the final weigh ins. Was even wearing the same shirt. What a beast.

[@pttthhh]

@Logan Waltz 30 minutes after sitting and talking for 2 hours, though? Dude's insane..

[@royalzak2670]

@@pttthhh he's on trt and hgh plus sh*t load of turmeric coffee. his job is a lot of work but its also a lot of fun.

[@Cars4Uspringfield]

Seems to have an incredible work ethic for sure! You know he has enough put back to slow down! Has to do it all because he loves it.

[@johnruiz5406]

He sat on a half hour flight after having a conversation! That's insane!

[@MyHelpWanted]

Wow he didn’t change shirts after talking for a hour. Idk how he does it

[@briankhall9963]

That's why I always loved George Carlin. Right to the point! Lol

[@HenryArthurPhillips]

Bill: What if we run out of things to talk about? Joe: Do you think that aliens might actually be ghosts but, like, from the future?

[@TheDrewish]

Well done.

[@KatJ3st]

hahahaha!!!

[@jasonlin5673]

I'd like to see Epstein on here next, just to get his side of the story.

[@michaelgoodpaster5875]

Yes, a great question is only a bong hit away, love these guys together, smart and hilarious

[@jcw231]

Haha. This made me lol 🤣

[@dannyphantom5758]

Bill Maher definitely got his feelings hurt at the end there

[@mobo555]

Joe is a hypocrite. He has bitched about Bill before and leaves it to the last 2 minutes to bring up an honest question

[@kbstewart796]

Joe caved - Bill too desperate

[@chrisbrown2211]

💯 I found that pretty cringeworthy to be honest. Bill saying he doesn't need another fan and him asking joe to do his show on air so joe feels pressure to say yes even though it's pretty obvious he doesn't want to.

[@zachbland901]

I was catching Bill O'Reilly vibes haha

[@AVVideo247]

It was so cringy

[@krainey]

We dont have this guy in the uk . He seems pretty up his own backside

[@iblamegravity1]

Ohhhhhhh you have no idea. Dude's the epitome of pompous. This is him on his good side trying to act chill & relatable.

[@brucecarter8296]

he used to be better, but yeah, he's cultivated a lot of haters

[@brynlpz83]

UK has bigger ass holes than US lmao

[@DMac12flyers]

@UCJMJntOyLM0mgevFee7FpXg we have 5 Americans for each brit so that's not a good comparison 💁🏻

[@smif86]

@Chandler Spitsworth Good call. I'd say he's if Piers Morgan fucked Graham Linehan and they had a Jewish kid.

[@edgar9651]

I like it, even if you don't care about the likes. Two guys talking with each other just like old times.

[@ilirsvenfrancous9011]

This is the most anyone has ever spoken to young jaimie

[@novajames6871]

Ilir sven Francous I’m guessing you don’t watch the older JRE videos 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@matthewworkman6922]

@@novajames6871 Jamie wasn't even in the old videos?

[@crisgia]

People say this every episode

[@yetigriff]

He's 57

[@Agenten]

Jaime speaks the most when Brian redban is on

[@jameswilson4216]

The Last 3 minutes had me cringing real bad when Bill found out that Joe only really watches clips of his show. Haha

[@AVVideo247]

James Wilson omg it was so bad and cringy. They were both at fault for that. Joe lied about watching the show and Bill seemed desperate.

[@bawsnitti]

He didn't say clips He said episodes moron

[@SKSillSKSill]

James Wilson That’s because this guy is a p o s... 😂 Can’t stand him. I’m actually surprised Rogan had him on...

[@xordus]

thats lame. Real Time is the only show on tv that I feel like I HAVE to watch. It's one of the few places where knowledgeable people go to have real conversations without shit-loads of spin (because Bill doesn't play that shit). I've heard some of the most enlightening conversations ever on his show. It sucks that he really can't have Republicans on anymore, though. They aren't at all genuine, they just come on to give the spin, take the boos and bounce, so there's really no point anymore... These two dudes are legit.

[@sparky6086]

Funny how Maher was a bit condescending, when he asked Joe, if he'd do his show, like Bill was still relevant, and he was doing Joe a huge favor, as if it were 1991! Bill gave away, just how out of touch he is by singing the praises of Bari Weis (whom Joe Rogan destroyed on his show) and Amy Klobuchar!

[@MariaRivera-su1jr]

Freudian slip: the government doesn't smoothly handle anything, except delivering the news". Lol

[@suzanne2]

I thought he said 'delivering the post'.

[@MariaRivera-su1jr]

@@suzanne2 he definitely said news...I listened to it again even the subtitles said news. He corrected himself by saying "the mail" afterwards.

[@gloriouscontent3538]

I mean, that's how it works in North Korea.

[@MariaRivera-su1jr]

@@gloriouscontent3538 true. Just reminded me of all the intelligence agencies, Congress, military leaks and whistleblowers that are front and center in so many news reports. Wonder how many news stories come from the government. I guess it keeps things interesting. 🙂

[@pianojonathan]

People used to have newspapers delivered...

[@RickyPisano]

Man, watching this in 2023 is a trip.

[@dustinneal3074]

Maher is different person when he don’t have a crazy audience to play off of.

[@bxnji1]

Kayes lmao

[@ACisalwaysON]

Agreed

[@kpag3030]

Dustin Neal When he can’t read his queue cards. When he doesn’t have his notes. His control.

[@profanegaming2829]

You mean when he's not mid performance? He's just a normal person having a conversation here.

[@19Slim68]

He seems pretty sincere on this one.

[@509CCB]

I’m not generally of fan of Bill’s perspectives on most issues. However, this was a fantastic conversation. Even where I disagreed, he was reasonable and made a lot of sense. Joe has a gift of getting people to be real and have a intriguing conversation. Well done.

[@jacobstewart6528]

I fully agree. This is what happens when you have no audience and commercials where you play off applauses and 30 second soundbites. A lot of guests have said this too (especially those a part of the IDW).

[@LP-ju2fi]

You couldn't have said it any better. I completely agree with you.

[@madcat61207]

Well, he Did kind of help me to understand Bill Cosby.

[@gigilaco]

Bill is a respectable man. Like you said, I disagree with a lot of what he says but I admire him for how well he expresses his views. I like the man.

[@eddiestark131]

I don’t get why people in Hollywood are so aggressively pro democrat they are controlled I think they really seem like a controlled group like the politicians and media it’s weird. Nothing is organic it’s all fake.

[@rob409BOI]

I like that Bill was surprised that Joe really doesn't prepare for the podcasts.

[@noel_savage_dota1436]

But he does. How many times have you heard him saying he watched or read something before a guest came on?

[@CristianLopez-xi4rt]

Everyone is.

[@mcdiesel7505]

I mean, he really is prepared because he can bring up any topic and get Jamie to find the topic instantaneously dam near. He did that like 4 times during the interview

[@MichaelWutsch]

@@noel_savage_dota1436 I think Joe means he doesn't have set questions like most shitty late night hosts

[@LuisXDotCom]

@@MichaelWutsch yup, probably this

[@erkl8823]

If Louis C.K ASKED & she said YES then why are we talking about it? AT ALL???

[@craighicksartwork]

Never thought I'd see this since Joe ripped the hell out of him a lot last year.

[@burstingturtle]

Romeo M Hey that’s not fair to Young Jamie.

[@athas12]

So you can’t have a discussion with someone you disagree with? Podcast is literally about bringing people with different views and having an open discussion with no filter. We are supposed to be different and have different opinions, it’s all about having a medium to discuss them in a respectable open way like you see there

[@KaleidoscopicVideos420]

Craig Hicks dude right

[@leorubio5653]

@@athas12 Very Well said brother!

[@jackhartcup]

Did he?