Update: Chiyo Miyako died about a week and a half ago. Joe, quit jinxing people’s lifespans!
@aske32112345 жыл бұрын
Googled it as soon as he said it
@stefantheconqueror87105 жыл бұрын
Where is Joe?
@stefantheconqueror87105 жыл бұрын
@@RW-tv6py joe mama who?
@yaboicash66665 жыл бұрын
StefannoTheConqueror Joe mama is a very nice lady whom we all respect and cherish
@RavenIsAnArtist5 жыл бұрын
He finna jinx the Earth's death xD
@TommyOnTheRun5 жыл бұрын
A Greenland shark was just found to be 400+ years old
@ALouisae3 жыл бұрын
cool, but i think we’re dealing more billions of years old rather than hundreds
@dannyanimated88853 жыл бұрын
@@ALouisae He said the oldest living thing was a tortoise that was a hundred and fifty. It’s relevant.
@ALouisae3 жыл бұрын
@@dannyanimated8885 it did, my bad
@kgcolor3 жыл бұрын
@@ALouisae very rare someone accepts their mistake and moves on. Bravo, you have my respect
@sgt793 жыл бұрын
Imagine that shark was born in the 1600s before so many things in history mankind was just getting out of the medieval Era. So many things have happened to mankind while that shark was swimming and living its life crazy to think about...
@cljeans83996 жыл бұрын
122 is just insane. Imagine someone born in 1980 might actually live to see the 22nd century. That means today they would be around 40 years old. Only a third of their life lived. Yet, when I was a kid I thought 40 was ancient...
@jshepard1526 жыл бұрын
CL Jeans 40 *is* ancient. I suspect my lower back is fossilized.
@cljeans83996 жыл бұрын
J Shepard 😂
@johnrockett51556 жыл бұрын
Its all in the genes baby ..
@zigzagduck9526 жыл бұрын
Yup, know the feeling. :-(
@cljeans83996 жыл бұрын
John Rockett 🤣
@dsloop39075 жыл бұрын
The oldest thing? Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Charlie watts died August 24, 2021.
@castcarnival9624 жыл бұрын
@@Ozzymandius1 *AND I LAUGH AT BOTH OF YOU IN QUEEN ELIZABETH II*
@urbangangsta4 жыл бұрын
Cast Carnival Betty white is older than queen elizabeth ii
@TnT_F0X4 жыл бұрын
Age doesn't apply to Beings living beyond the 4th Dimension.
@exiliar40934 жыл бұрын
????
@FiaT_LuX..19904 жыл бұрын
Keith will outlive the cockroaches
@j.l.90295 жыл бұрын
Chiyo Miyako lived a full 27 days after this video was uploaded
@AaronKaiMCDNLD4 жыл бұрын
COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT
@amia5604 жыл бұрын
dammit joe, not again
@user-bo8yt4uc8b6 жыл бұрын
My friends mother was interviewed to a magazine when she turned 96 years old. They asked that what was the secret of her old age. For some reason they didn't print her answer which was two packs of Marlboros per day.
@liquidminds6 жыл бұрын
That old japanese lady was smoking too. Rolling stones have done drugs all their life and still rock on. But I've never seen a vegan doing yoga and sports turning 100... so yeah... anyone can believe whatever they desire... but there are some contradicting facts to what they tell us about health out there, that we can choose to ignore if we want... xD
@psyffee37556 жыл бұрын
@@liquidminds yeah but being vegan wasnt really a thing back then.
@archdukefranzferdinand5676 жыл бұрын
@@liquidminds hate to break it to you, but 100-year-olds aren't the most athletic
@liquidminds6 жыл бұрын
@@archdukefranzferdinand567 more athlethic, then people who die at 80 at least... At a certain age, being able to move is "athletic" enough.
5 жыл бұрын
A lot of it is genetics. I smoked for 40 years and now have emphysema, not on oxygen but bad enough. Turns out I'm missing one of the genes needed for the production of alpha-1 antitrypsin which helps protect the lungs from damage. Fortunately once I stopped smoking (12 years now) the damage also stopped, plus there was improvement. I'm 67 now and you can bet your ass I'll never see 100.
@Bongaloid7775 жыл бұрын
"better start taking vitamins" *old woman smoking a cigarette*
@Dayvit785 жыл бұрын
Vitamin N (icotine)
@saitenotoshuitsnaini5 жыл бұрын
The centenarians that lived today is a person who lived through history of world wars, global famines, plague and technology boom. Imagine what the person born today would see if they get to be a centenarian and then, like, on 2205 she/he is interviewed by the then to be interplanetary broadcasting system news report be like? In what fashion would she/he tell the galaxy about us getting Rick Rolled every year.
@MrSimonw585 жыл бұрын
a pack a day keeps the doctor away
@silent_stalker36875 жыл бұрын
Simon Watts A pack a day keeps the doctor’s hopes away
@Dedjkeorrn425 жыл бұрын
I came here to type that.
@gordonlawrence47496 жыл бұрын
nope the oldest thing is one of my electronics lecturers from the 1980's. I swear he pre-dates the big bang. Most of the other lecturers were taught by him at some point and some of them were pretty ancient.
@jameshumphrey99396 жыл бұрын
I know that guy i created him sincerely god
@arthas6406 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a nurse who worked a doctor. She was so old that she literally helped his mother give birth to him
@OnideusMadHatter6 жыл бұрын
There is no oldest thing. Temporal perception is an illusion. State changes are governed by energy conversion/transference. This is why "time" seems to "slow down" near a black hole... it's because the gravity becomes so strong that "normal" energy movement is slowed down. The slower energy moves, the slower "time" seems to go. As energy moves, time is given meaning, a metric, but energy movement is variable and that variability is controlled by gravity. Without any form of gravity the speed of energy becomes infinite which in turn creates matter and that in turn creates gravity. The greater the density of matter, the greater the gravity and the slower energy moves. So you could think of matter as being hyper-accelerated energy which in turn gives off slow moving energy waves that create gravity. Matter > Energy < Gravity Speed up energy, you get matter, slow energy down, you get gravity. There is no "time".
@kennethluedtkejr19035 жыл бұрын
Besides Time doesn't exist it is nothing more then humans creating a way to put our event's in a chronological order we are not Born aware of time. It's taught to us. We are taught to tell time along with the numbers 1-12 We put much into teaching our young to be able to tell time by electricity or the movement of the Sun but Man invented Time so we could measure stuff and file stuff away.
@aurelias95395 жыл бұрын
Gordon Lawrence my physics teacher was the woman from the hyperthyroid photo with bulging eyes like grandma death from Donnie Darko white hair pink Cadillac and white fur coat she was probably from another galaxy thinking back even the evil kids Dodnt screw with her head o went to the roughest estate school 1500 kids but they left her be she was way too odd
@mercywalschek26954 жыл бұрын
"And you know what? You don't look a day over 12 billion." Thanks. It's my moisturizer😁
@ToRkiPoo4 жыл бұрын
Moisturize me! Moisturize me!!
@lonestarr14904 жыл бұрын
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
@peterbonnema89134 жыл бұрын
You must be very moist.
@honkhonk58134 жыл бұрын
"The oldest animal is a gigantic tortoise" Sleeper sharks: *laughs in old age*
@TheVinc1234 жыл бұрын
Actually it's the greenland shark that lives the longest I'm pretty sure
@jennyjen70004 жыл бұрын
@@TheVinc123 they found one that's 500+ years old.
@TheVinc1234 жыл бұрын
@@jennyjen7000 Yeah I've seen a couple videos actually, quite fascinating all the changes that have happened outside the water that he has no idea about lol
@basdejong5154 жыл бұрын
What about jellyfish? People say they can live forever if they don't get killed. But I don't think one ever made it past 500 years
@crediblesourse4 жыл бұрын
Quahog clams have been found over 507 years old. Sadly every one that had been collected has been killed in the process
@DanNobles5 жыл бұрын
14:51 Literally in the last full second says “Love you guys” and although it’s super casual as a subscriber I think it really means a lot.
@hhill42274 жыл бұрын
@@goshagrandchild6500 "And I'll see you guys next week. Love you guys, take care."
@phillipsalisbury13856 жыл бұрын
I think both clams and the Greenland Shark are older than tortoises.
@fairuzzoha3103 жыл бұрын
jellyfishes too ive heard
@xione08254 жыл бұрын
If it hasn't been stated already, they found a clam a few years ago that was about 450 years old, making it the oldest living animal at the time, because I'm certain someone has already eaten it by now. And then there's the jellyfish. Some species are believed to be essentially immortal.
@vnikyt Жыл бұрын
I can totally see that having happened, but WHY would you eat the oldest living thing what is wrong with people
@MicahPotts Жыл бұрын
@@vnikytimagine being the guy that can say he are the world's oldest animal! 😂
@thomasdickson35 Жыл бұрын
They actually found out how old it was by killing it and cutting it apart. It was a Mahogany Clam.
@aaronmontgomery13042 ай бұрын
To be fair, if I remember correctly, they didn't kill it on purpose but once it was dead they decided to study it (in full dissective fashion) and I am also fairly sure that no one ate it but insted jarred it in formaldehyde and put it on a shelf, in a lab.
@capt.bart.roberts4975 Жыл бұрын
My favourite story of scientists clusterfucking. Is the story of The New Zealand free botanists looking for a very rare tree/shrub. They arrived in a cut off valley, that had last been explored early last century, that resulted in the original description of the plant. They arrived in the valley set up camp and started exploring for this flora, two weeks later, no luck. The started breaking camp, and as they took down one of the tents, they found they'd pitched it on three seedlings of the tree/shrub!
@antonelabakavic40455 жыл бұрын
I've stumbled upin your channel just recently and I immediately fell in love and subscribed. I really like your content,it is very interesting but even more I love your sense of humour and your very smart and hilarious jokes. I have been watching your videos the whole weekend and I really enjoy it. Great job!!! Greetings from cold but sunny Germany!🤗
@randall.chamberlain6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Joe, I was feeling 13 billion recently but I'll settle for your 12. Self esteem is important.
@criffermaclennan6 жыл бұрын
Greenland sharks live for between 300-500 years
@Elmithian6 жыл бұрын
Christopher MacLennan I thought it was theorised that they could live even longer? And it was simply that we hadn't gotten sample from an older one?
@criffermaclennan6 жыл бұрын
Elmithian yeah, purely based on what they've found to date... But I'd imagine there's a good chance of there being much older specimens lurking in the depths
@hjh19726 жыл бұрын
I've asked a Frilled-Shark about his age, he couldn't remember..
@bomma26946 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this lol
@doncarlin90816 жыл бұрын
For that matter, jellyfish are virtually immortal, if they don't get sick, get in an accident, or get eaten, they can live forever.
@UniquePanda06 жыл бұрын
Oh I nearly missed this one. Glad I found it, because I had birthday today and the topic totally gives this "one year older thing" a special twist. I am feeling pretty young for ~13.7 Billion years! Great video, thank you 😊
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday!
@UniquePanda06 жыл бұрын
Thank you ^^
@gwendolynnowlan24273 жыл бұрын
In July 1974, a study of the growth rings of one of the koi's scales reported that Hanako was 226 years old. She is, to date, the longest-lived koi fish ever recorded. there is also a breed of jelly fish that can't die it just goes back to it's infant state then starts over. so technically it's the oldest. Turritopsis dohrnii The 'immortal' jellyfish, Turritopsis dohrnii To date, there's only one species that has been called 'biologically immortal': the jellyfish Turritopsis dohrnii. These small, transparent animals hang out in oceans around the world and can turn back time by reverting to an earlier stage of their life cycle.
@BeaverThe01.5 жыл бұрын
Dude I started following you at around 4000 subs, I love that your channel has grown so much... Your character is what makes the channel... don't change :)
@haulin6 жыл бұрын
"To know what the oldest thing is, one must know what one means when one says thing. What does one mean by thing? What does thing mean to one? Let's just go through all the things one by one." That was brilliant! :D
@icarusbinns31563 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there!
@dinoschachten Жыл бұрын
It's amazing to me that since this video Greenland Sharks have emerged as a very likely candidate or even proven(?) to live longer than these impressive turtles. I quote: "The oldest shark in the world is thought to be around 392 years old" I'd really love to go to the U. S., for the incredible wonders of nature you guys have. Those are some badass trees!
@CONGTHEGUERILLA5 жыл бұрын
"Sponges are neither plants or animals" they are animals They are animals.
@Thestargazer564 жыл бұрын
Planamals?
@Nanamowa4 жыл бұрын
@Eric VandenAvond That's absolutely false. They are distinct, multicellular animals.
@orsonzedd4 жыл бұрын
@@Monkforilla No, Moss is a plant, its in an entirely different kingdom, the fuck did you get that from?
@KaiserMattTygore9274 жыл бұрын
@@Monkforilla Is mayonnaise an Animal?
@juntingiee26024 жыл бұрын
so your saying the mould on my bread is a animal?
@misophoniq4 жыл бұрын
I really was expecting the Queen of England to be on this list!
@misophoniq4 жыл бұрын
@Deniz Metinoğlu T. They might be. Maybe the v2 version is just an upgrade.
@randommadness10214 жыл бұрын
Her husband is older than her👍🏻
@randommadness10213 жыл бұрын
@Digonto 😂
@ianfitzpatrick22304 жыл бұрын
I go to Great Basin National Park maybe twice a year, the bristlecone pines are beautiful and so unique in look. Not to mention they are growing at an elevation that most other trees can’t.
@kvkman5556 жыл бұрын
I got to hold a meteorite with mineral grains older than the sun once in my Astrobiology class back in college. One of the very few things I brag about.
@tyeten57256 жыл бұрын
Kugelblitz, Seeker of Knowledge I got to hold my own balls older than the sun. One of the very few things I am shy about.
@kvkman5556 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing...
@hiimwaynko-49876 жыл бұрын
Kugelblitz, Seeker of Knowledge you must be socially awkward.
@kvkman5556 жыл бұрын
How did you arrive at this assertion?
@ryanfranks94416 жыл бұрын
That's pretty cool man, but just about every asteroid material floating around in the solar system formed/cooled before the sun formed. But none the less, that is still really cool.
@nadroj-885 жыл бұрын
Joe: “None of us will ever die!” Everybody: *Eventually* *dies*
@gpll81355 жыл бұрын
Jordan Rucksack 123 coincidence? I think not
@josim92445 жыл бұрын
1000 years later he is surrounded by his subscriber's tombstones " why am I burdened with this curse?!!?"
@jacobhillensjo16435 жыл бұрын
Joe mama
@teratokomi87315 жыл бұрын
Hes not as smart as the topics he talks about
@rivermistfae5 жыл бұрын
@@josim9244 aww that made me sad :{
@McHeisenburger6 жыл бұрын
“Like, as tainted as Bill Cosby’s career” OH DAMN.
@Sømẽ1OneRäņďòm16 жыл бұрын
Spicy SASS
@lance48426 жыл бұрын
*Oof*
@7MonarC6 жыл бұрын
Oohhh savage!
@mysterysmith40396 жыл бұрын
I don’t believe it I think “me too” thing is “me too crazy women movement “ radicals you can’t even hit on girl some ppl just awkwardly dumb make mistakes
@timothymccaskey43626 жыл бұрын
Name not found: Good ol' Bill with all the druggin' and a gropin and a rapin.'
@probablyaxenomorph5375Ай бұрын
3:15 False. The oldest living animal(s) are sea sponges, specifically glass sponges. *Yes, sponges are animals*, and they can live for thousands of years, potentially up to 15,000--that's older than human civilization. This is brought up later in the video at around 7 minutes in, but I think it really does need to be noted that these sponges knock Jonathan and Adwaita right off their pedestals as "oldest living animals". Even if we were to narrow it down to "oldest living vertebrate", which would exclude sponges, giant tortoises are still beat out by Greenland sharks. One individual examined in 2016 was estimated to be around 400 years old at the time of her death.
@jayfigg79814 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I'm 57 and my Mother still treats me like a child. Going to show her that bit!
@Aieieo6 жыл бұрын
Probably one of your best videos yet. Loved the way your provided “multiple different things” without getting hung up on different categories of animals or grouping things too much. Well done! (Also come to New Zealand for a electron launch and do a meet up while your at it)
@chrisgarcia60986 жыл бұрын
I looove these types of videos, great show young chap
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this one was fun.
@B3Band6 жыл бұрын
Hey, tree, how old are you? **tree doesn't answer** HOW OLD ARE YOU??? **tree doesn't answer** **scientist murders tree** America in a nutshell.
@philipsmi-lenguyen81555 жыл бұрын
Lol.ikr.couldnt he have just cut a chunk out of it or somethin,n i cant believe whoever that dude was actually gave him permission to do it.they shouldve known that there was somethin special with it,seein how tough it was.i hope he got fired.
@MySerpentine5 жыл бұрын
A lot of science in a nutshell, really.
@nunyabusiness85384 жыл бұрын
but in doing so the scientist will find how old the tree is by looking at the rings.
@donal9354 жыл бұрын
Also us Dónal's in a nutshell
@suzannebrown25054 жыл бұрын
Having just listened to your video, "On losing a pet", I wanted to mention that I have lost several pets within the last 5 or 6 years, so I understand your grief. Three dogs have passed. My pomeranian died recently at 11 1/2 years very quickly, within a week after she got sick. She was a traumatized rescue who couldn't bark, whom I had for 5 years. Before I had her, I had a cocker/springer mix, Robbie, as a puppy, who didn't quite make to 5 years, before he developed a ruptured disc in his spine and quickly became paralyzed from his middle down and couldn't walk but was screaming in pain. I had several friends help me carry him to the vet to put him down. I cried for 3 days, because he was so young. Before Robbie, I had Cody, a Bichon Frise who I also got as a puppy. He died in my arms when he was 11 years old. Now, I have a calico cat, Mitzy, who is about 8 years old and appears to be healthy and happy and very loving, on her terms! However, she was declawed before I got her about a year and a half ago. Thank you for being the funny and sensitive and cool person that you are! Unlike you, I am divorced and living alone. Dogs and cats give me great joy and are necessary to my life as an older person to help me live my life. Even as a senior with no other family, except a few cousins living in other parts of the country, pets give me the unconditional love I need and never had as a child or when I was married! 🥰💖
@PhilRounds4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work! Your vids are my favourite on KZbin!
@DenisLoubet5 жыл бұрын
The oldest selfie would be the Cosmic Background Radiation.
@RainbowSkyDancer6 жыл бұрын
Ace episode man, thanks
@Jim_McFarland5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking the time to share your research. Greatly appreciate all of your videos!
@gtown_cowboy5 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe, I really like your videos. I just wanted to say hi and hope to see you make many more. Thanks
@vickiemckie56813 жыл бұрын
I loved this. Im an idiot. I have a hard time with comprehension. But i love science. You make it so i can get it. Thank you.
@ayanziazan70046 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video about nanotechnology
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
Maybe...
@chrisgarcia60986 жыл бұрын
Yaasss
@matthewwriter95396 жыл бұрын
How soon until I can buy my own programmable nanobots?
@caseyriley10146 жыл бұрын
NANITES!!!
@jamesfarrell83396 жыл бұрын
I really think you have out done your self with this episode. I really found this video to be your best. You are always putting together content that is educational and facinating but this video really had me on the edge of my seat. As always thank you for researching and putting complex subject matter in a way that is educational and entertaining at the same time. I hope that everything is going well with your KZbin channel and you continue making more of them because I am smarter every time I watch them and for that I cannot say thank you enough. Have a great day. Greetings from Atlantic City New Jersey USA
@przemyslawwawrzynczak23486 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe. Love your channel. I'm gonna subscribe to your patreon just so I can watch your reaction when you have to read my name. Its Przemyslaw Tadeusz Wawrzynczak. Good luck, start practicing now. Lol
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
Yeah.... keep your money. 😉
@Cet30106 жыл бұрын
hahahaha made my day
@jshepard1526 жыл бұрын
Nice to meet you, Tad.
@jackcarey49026 жыл бұрын
Przemyslaw Wawrzynczak I know how to prenounce Przemyslaw as I have a friend with same name but not the rest haha
@AllanCWechsler6 жыл бұрын
P'ZHEM-iss-lahv tah-DAY-oosh vahv-ZHIN-chahk
@RTD19474 жыл бұрын
When I want my head to hurt when I wake up!!!! I watch Joe!! You are better than coffee!!!
@yannikgutzeit237710 ай бұрын
This is the Video that hooked me to this Channel!!!
@curiosity_saved_the_cat6 жыл бұрын
You didn't mention the only (known) immortal creature on the planet; Turritopsis dohrnii. Not the prettiest animal, but who needs to be pretty when you're immortal. Nice video!
@thulyblu54866 жыл бұрын
It is pretty for a jelly fish
@doncarlin90816 жыл бұрын
I've heard other jellyfish species can be immortal, they can live forever if nothing bad happens to them.
5 жыл бұрын
There's an immortal line of cervical cancer cells called 'HeLa'. They were obtained on February 8, 1951 and were instrumental in the development of the first Polio vaccine by Jonas Salk. They were taken from a patient named Henrietta Lacks without her knowledge or consent.
@Alejoblocks6 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joe, now I know that if I want to be 122 like Jeanne, I should smoke!
@Pining_for_the_fjords6 жыл бұрын
Jacob Woods And be an Italian or Japanese woman.
@matthewwriter95396 жыл бұрын
She also excersized every day, also she only smoked 1 or 2 death sticks a day.
@Quaz.6 жыл бұрын
Jacob Woods maybe it has something to do with being well oiled from fish,Japan, and olives and wine from Italy i dunno.
@Alejoblocks6 жыл бұрын
Quaz PoE Japan...Italy...I will assume it is because of Mario 😂
@Cuber-ml8gj6 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Joe say in another video that Jeanne quit smoking at 100?
@dabiskitt6 жыл бұрын
6:48 sponges are in the kingdom Animalia and are, in fact, animals. The oldest living ones sometimes.
@pattybean4575 жыл бұрын
I just discovered joe. I love joe. That is all.
@SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim3 жыл бұрын
patty bean
@kris_05203 жыл бұрын
When he said that the viewer(meaning me in this case) doesn’t look a day over 12 billion, I got a smile on my face and I don’t know why.
@lst1nwndrlnd6 жыл бұрын
Joe's got the dirt on Mars😉
@martythemartian996 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRG!!!!!!
@jackcarey49026 жыл бұрын
JOE keep it up my friend,, love your work to relax, laugh and get informed... Mostly lol
@Alejoblocks6 жыл бұрын
What is the oldest thing ? *Your Momma*
@joncollins77306 жыл бұрын
Jacob Woods I liked even if no one else did lol.
@ravens42006 жыл бұрын
Old joke.
@Alejoblocks6 жыл бұрын
Kotarou DL The oldest ? 🙌
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
Your mama jokes always welcome.
@joncollins77306 жыл бұрын
Kotarou DL Not as old as your mama (sorry in advance lol)
@Eric-4692 жыл бұрын
Wow. He looks _substantially_ younger in this. Surprised it’s only 4 years prior
@lesleymaher67994 жыл бұрын
Joe: You don't look a day over 12 billion. Me: Thank you. I needed that.
@realzachfluke16 жыл бұрын
Good morning and happy Monday all you Answerphiles ^.^
@firemaster7866 жыл бұрын
Zachary Fluke stop sexually assaulting the answers!
@omambianelson48536 жыл бұрын
Joe should have his own TV show his really funny
@TheKanaRenee3 жыл бұрын
"Unmessed with!" Undisturbed, Joe. The word you were looking for was undisturbed.
@icarusbinns31563 жыл бұрын
With all the sandstorms and probes? It’s disturbed. Unmessed with is the best we can hope for
@humantrash14784 жыл бұрын
I love your solar system shirt bro
@discatded2 жыл бұрын
pando is literally my fav thing in the world. thats an exaggeration probably but its one of them. gotta love weird trees!
@orlandolaurentiu7316 жыл бұрын
Question: If time works different in some parts of the univers over than others, its posible that some things are ageing differently and sime of them be "older" than the known age of the universe?
@nickcallahan37815 жыл бұрын
When you learn this whole video is just an advert for Brilliant 🤣🤣
@joaosoares37196 жыл бұрын
Sponges ARE animals, Joe - phylum Porifera.
@thulyblu54866 жыл бұрын
But my intuition doesn't agree with that when looking at it! Oh and bats are birds.
@pedronogueira81486 жыл бұрын
Thulyblu That’s ok, you’re just an uneducated random person on KZbin. Joe Scott has a science and technology channel - he should do his research a little more carefully...
@jaidenlang49916 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
@hjh19726 жыл бұрын
Chihuahuas are cowfarts with legs
@ricardolourizela59616 жыл бұрын
Unless you're a patron he doesn't give a rat's ass about these corrections. I'm unsubscribing from this channel - his biggest asset is the trust we put in his research, and errors like this make his sloppiness evident and him untrustworthy.
@rebeccamcdowell27885 жыл бұрын
I appreciate/love your videos. I have been binge watching. Merry Christmas
@MikeBrownRehobothBeach3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered you a week ago, now one of my favorite channels.
@dadsonworldwide32385 жыл бұрын
The system or network forest have is amazing .those on the edge detect a threat and in hours the entire forest knows
@challengechannel17955 жыл бұрын
The oldest thing is everything. It's been here forever.
@cerebros36715 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Scientists: *M A R T I A N S O I L*
@Ephemeral_Style9854 жыл бұрын
P W this is probably the most likely way for that to happen in reality, most scientific specimens either already are or end up dead.
@phantomwalker82514 жыл бұрын
@@Ephemeral_Style985 just like religion,,kill it in the name of god & science..yeeehh..
@ShadowLynx7773 жыл бұрын
@@meowfaceification So we're going to nuke the s**t out of Venus? It has (most likely) bacteria clouds
@ShadowLynx7773 жыл бұрын
@Ezequiel Ciamparella Didn't you hear they probably found bacterial clouds in the atmosphere of Venus? There planning missions to send proves into it for solid proof
@ShadowLynx7773 жыл бұрын
@Ezequiel Ciamparella It's phosphine but whatever. And if scientist with the actual raw data are saying this might be life, I'm going to trust them over some nobody replying on KZbin. Once they have evidence in either direction, I'll adjust my view accordingly
@vslaykovsky2 жыл бұрын
The oldest characters: professor Farnsworth, Fry and Bender from Futurama who came to us from the previous iteration of the universe in s06e07
@KoRntech2 жыл бұрын
That was a great episode.
@thomaswalsh4552 Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe you missed Greenland sharks. The average lifespan is somewhere between 250 and 500 years, and one’s believed to be over 700 years old have been found
@vcuheel14646 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t the oldest thing we can see/detect be the cosmic background radiation?
@P4u1_084 жыл бұрын
that random 10 year old kid in class: Haha i'm the oldest and tallest *unnamed tree *unnamed movement*'s into the classroom*
@greenman52556 жыл бұрын
If you want to live as long as Jeanne Calment, you better start taking your vitamins(3:00)? It looks like you better start SMOKING.
@KittyBoom3606 жыл бұрын
Indeed, and in moderation. IMO, smoking pure tobacco in moderation can be very beneficial to one's health. (Btw, Japanese people are huge smokers, like too much even, yet they somehow have the 'smokers paradox' in that it doesn't reveal any higher disease rates.)
@psyffee37556 жыл бұрын
@@KittyBoom360 I'm sure. *very healthy* smh
@KittyBoom3606 жыл бұрын
CrystalFox13, don't be smug/stupid about it.
@psyffee37556 жыл бұрын
@@KittyBoom360 Smoking can give you cancer. Basically anything with tobacco can cause cancer.
@KittyBoom3606 жыл бұрын
Pretty much anything can give you cancer. It's the dose that matters. That why I said 'moderation'. In lower doses, nicotine is used as medicine in modern pharmacology, often to treat brain diseases. And many international studies show numerous health benefits for smokers, even respiratory benefits. But we tend to focus on the masses of abusers who over consume stuff until it kills them. Food is the number one killer in my country as most are obese, overdosing on food everyday. Yet, we obviously don't label food as all bad.
@Svensk71192 жыл бұрын
I remember the oldest man in my youth, a gentleman in Japan. I believe he died in 1990. He was born in 1865. Back about the same time, there was (80s-ish) a show that talked about this ring of brush, a bush, that grew in an ever-expanding ring. The center had long since died, but it was estimated to be eleventy centuries old. Yes, eleven followed by three aughts.
@caroljo4203 жыл бұрын
This was fascinating. Thanks, Joe!
@meandtheboys2234 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth : Are you challenging me?
@greenman52556 жыл бұрын
The Bill Cosby joke was funny, but you should probably avoid the word "taint"(1:18) when referring to him.
@jshepard1526 жыл бұрын
Green Man Ha
@Koozomec6 жыл бұрын
Double entendre ? Lapsus ? Illuminaties ?
@MrBombastic37236 жыл бұрын
Joe, Hi from down under! Just needed to say that.
@chasindigo6 жыл бұрын
Harry Bartlett you and me don't exist
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
G’day!
@BaronVonQuiply6 жыл бұрын
How's -Winter- Least Hot Summer treating you in Oz?
@MrBombastic37236 жыл бұрын
Baron von Quiply It feels like England
@talltroll70926 жыл бұрын
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
@okuhlekhanyile81002 жыл бұрын
"You don't look a day over 12 billion"... I'm flattered
@Jane_83196 ай бұрын
Also, Greenland Sharks live up to 400 years old
@Litepaw4 жыл бұрын
1:18 Awwww no you didn't 😂
@dannyoman72196 жыл бұрын
You forgot to say " you know that old chestnut :"!!
@Raynow976 жыл бұрын
Joe can you make video " Westworld " TV show its Brilliant... AI, Simulation, and mortality are just a few interesting things this show talks about.
@joescott6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I need to get caught up on the 2nd season. Loved the first season.
@Raynow976 жыл бұрын
Season 2 is brilliant. watch out for spoilers...
@noway52725 жыл бұрын
i think this is my favourite episode
@sallylea13 жыл бұрын
Love your videos,so interesting!!!!You are hilarious!!
@jaidenlang49916 жыл бұрын
I thought sponges were animals.
@johndotcue6 жыл бұрын
He got that one wrong lmao
@AtticusDragon5 жыл бұрын
Man I'm poring through the comments trying to find people talking about this. That hurt my head and induced primal fear. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!? Lol thanks folks.
@kristaanderson22134 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe Could you do a video about the mysterious “cleaning events” that allegedly take place on mars . They’re like a windstorm that perfectly clean the rover ... or it’s a conspiracy and there are alien astronauts on mars .
@phantomwalker82514 жыл бұрын
work it out,,you drive your car for 6 months,its filthy,,no amount of rain or wind will clean it. its called static electricity,clingy....yes,it gets cleaned & maintained. it had a life of what,9 months,.its now what,10 yrs.20.? mars has atmosphere,water,air,.it has radio active nuked soil. yes,there was life,like human life,alien,that was nuked,long time ago..our moon,is from another galaxy. it was put around earth to give us a calmer orbit & seasons..it should not mathematically,be there..its too big,& we are too small.nasa lies..
@floppyseizure86155 жыл бұрын
The oldest thing on earth: My fear of rejection ☹
@Ravidist3 жыл бұрын
I like turtles
@floppyseizure86153 жыл бұрын
@@Ravidist I like turtles as well.
@dannyp20585 жыл бұрын
Loved how you explained all you did, thanks I loved the information.
@D3M1URGUS4 жыл бұрын
*The Queen sips tea in the background while smiling*
@QuantumBraced6 жыл бұрын
Why would Mars 2020 collect samples for a later human mission to recover, when those humans can collect 100 times more samples in 1000 less time themselves?
@glenc6616 жыл бұрын
the more stuff we do on mars the greater the likelyhood that we will contaminate it somehow. The idea is that the earlier we get samples less chance they will be contaminated. I'm not convinced that we need to go to extraordinary efforts to protect from contamination, reasonable yes .. i think we should try reasonable levels of care until we can get a bunch of samples... but hurry up and get them. Either life developed independantly from earth in which case it won't have dna (recognizable as earthly) or there has been cross contamination or even less likely panspermia (however you spell that lol). my guess is that creation of life is quite difficult (or scientists would of done it by now). it is possible that it will be relatively simple but i would imagine that scientists have thought of most of the simple ways to create it and tried them out. If creating life is difficult would it not also stand to reason that life developing dna would also be difficult so the chance of independantly developing life and it having dna close enough to confuse it with earths has to be infinitismal to the point of zero. Comman sense says that life converts energy to survive. So life having enough energy to survive the necessary millions of years it would take to accidently travel from star to star would also seem to me extremely unlikely but I could give credance tot he posiblility of it surviving up to a few thousand years a journey between planets might take. My thought is that we should get as many samples as early as possible. like i said before do a reasonable amount of effort to keep the martian environment as sterile (of earthly contamination) as reasonably possible. BUT NOT let those concerns prevent or slow other equally important priorities in other avenues (science, resource gathering, possibly settlement. A final thought.. in the end i think that life is more valuable then non life, that more complex life is more valuable then less complex life. Therefore whatever we do to spread and diversify life in the universe is "good" whereas slowing or impeding that spread is by definition "bad". I don't think I have totally made these rules up but were given to us by the universe and i think that humanity should try to win that game (course with luck we may have to change the definition of humanity, ai, alien intelligent species).
@JamesCharIes3 жыл бұрын
The oldest thing is the oldest thing, boom. Solved it. Thank me later.
@jamieamills876 жыл бұрын
She wasn't fine Joe..... She wasn't fine.
@Gundamguy-py3ir5 жыл бұрын
12:30 the force will be with you. Always.
@yourselfmclaren90944 жыл бұрын
I did like this Joe,thanks mate
@MEMO-sb1sd2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure someone already pointed this out. The oldest tree in the world is here in Sweden 🇸🇪. It’s called Old Tjikko and is 9550 yo. Thanks for a great video as always 🙂
@mickec5245 Жыл бұрын
Yes. Old Tjikko is The oldest known (right now). Check it out!
@lucistired6 жыл бұрын
Come on, Joe. You of all people should know that taking vitamins doesn't do you any good unless you have a distinct deficiency.
@metamorphicorder6 жыл бұрын
Baxter it would deffinitely keep you from developing such a deficiency. Assuming of course the deficiency is caused by lack of dietary intake.
@SemesaSnG6 жыл бұрын
That's some fairly backwards logic there. Like saying "You should take this medication just in case you someday might've developed this disease it treats"
@metamorphicorder6 жыл бұрын
@@SemesaSnG no. Its not like that generally speaking. There are some medicines that you can take to prevent sicknesses. Quinine for instance. Vaccines for another. It all depends on your level of knowledge of your risk level. Beri beri disorders are a deficiency disease. Its alot easier to avoid than to treat. If you know that your diet is or will be deficient in a certain vitamin for whatever reason, you can take that vitamin to avoid a deficiency disorder. Additionally if you have a lifestyle that is enhanced or requires a higher than average intake of a certain vitamin, then supplementation either directly or through dietary modification. Generalized supplementation is not supported to be benneficial but also when reasonably done, not deleterious either.
@bi0lizard15 жыл бұрын
metamorphicorder we are all victims of the success and celebrity like status of chemist Linus Pauling. He is the one who popularized all this bogus nonsense ‘vitamins can cure everything’ mentality that remains popular do this day.
@Illegiblescream6 жыл бұрын
Chiyo Miyaki, dead on July 22, 2018. Damnit joe!
@DavenDebQuay4 жыл бұрын
Your absolutely right. Everything was created in the big bang.
@bdwilson323 жыл бұрын
It is believed that Greenland sharks live significantly longer than giant tortoises. Also, the immortal jellyfish could theoretically be thousands of years old