Joey Diaz Gives Harvey Weinstein Legal Advice | Joe Rogan

[@troytheguilty]

Im here to hear the gasp of air after each sentence

[@yodaguy6956]

I only scrolled to comments to mention the same thing, Joey is big into the heavy mic breathing. Long live the King, cocksuckas

[@alansmith4655]

Troy Garcia listening on headphones and can’t unhear it.

[@spikespaghetti473]

I didn't notice it until I saw your comment , now I can't unhear it

[@billydavidson7571]

Atleast Joe hid the plastic bottled water from JOEY !

[@annamarie8168]

You mean Joe's exhale/sigh, after he laughs? Lmao

[@norcalmex]

Weinstein just came out with a new woman lawyer. Law schools need to pay Joey for lectures. Can you imagine Joey Diaz doing commentary on a 24hr news channel. Pay that man!

[@davisnicholas9123]

Really?!

[@leostyles81]

No way!??????

[@michaelj6392]

Thunder Dump He’s right - if you’re accused of assaulting women, you need to be defended by a woman.

[@DoseOfReality308]

Michael J It’s fucking smart. Especially in today’s society.

[@kicknadeadcat]

Asian, black or white

[@davem7173]

Great call by Diaz. January 2019, Braf was let go by Weinstein and now his primary lawyer is a female.

[@Midnightwhiskeymassacre]

Just proves most women will do anything for money even if its clearly against their own sex.

[@apollo1573]

rough slugger or just most people really, I mean shit I would for money

[@nodiggity9472]

@@Midnightwhiskeymassacre That's not a 'woman' thing, its a 'Lawyer' thing. Male Lawyers don't have any problem acting for some 20 year old gold digging bimbo who's divorcing her elderly billionaire husband of four months. Even if its clearly against their own sex.

[@LeTrioMen]

@@Midnightwhiskeymassacre you know men exist right

[@vakar9779]

And he fucking lost because he let Braf go

[@letsdebate839]

everytime joey takes a breath it sounds like his last one

[@austinf9239]

@Luna EB I thought it was funny I actually loled. Not too often I do that from comments

[@yutro213]

Apparently he's only 57 yeras old.😲

[@ayoubbenrass9241]

He's voice it's a therapy for me

[@ayoubbenrass9241]

You may need to smoke 1 tones of weed and 2 killo of coc to get that voice

[@ForceOfChaos1776]

This is the best comment i have ever read on youtube

[@charathcutestory]

Diaz is the smartest non-intellectual out-there. he needs a ghostwriter to follow him around to compile a book of wisdom

[@dirgramsey6132]

charathcutestory not one thing he said was true

[@nateleviyev7444]

Dirg Ramsey yea you would know DIRG you dont know dick about the streets. And all the bullshit rich people do to finesse the legal system. You probably have some fancy degree and think you know everything smh

[@haid3r88]

I agree with the OP. But being a smart non-intellect, would that not actually just mean you have intellect? Intellect does not require diplomas or a piece of paper. So he is an intellect :)

[@yesno4788]

@@haid3r88 not an intellectual tho its different

[@yesno4788]

Intellectual implies a person who went to university and got degrees and respected in a (legitimate) academic field like psychology not like gender studies or some bs. Intellect implies a smart guy. Not all intellects are intellectuals but all intellectuals are intellects.

[@Bandit_Keith]

Uncle Joey getting thinner! Much respect!

[@bp.4928]

TREMENDOUS

[@colin7375]

He’s coughing all his weight out

[@tuesdayrich1590]

Frfr he looks great!

[@mynameisjeffhahagoodmeme17]

It’s the weight watchers

[@lukeism2]

His organs are shutting down

[@MargaretRodriguez9GenY]

So far, I'd say Joey called it pretty accurately.

[@NessieAndrew]

What happened since then?

[@MargaretRodriguez9GenY]

@@NessieAndrew -No idea. I stopped following the case, if there even still is one.

[@phobod1]

@@NessieAndrew Harvey actually did hire a woman lawyer, and settled put of court

[@kobrowsky]

I've been spraying my asthma inhaler at the screen for the last 10 minutes like it's gonna help.

[@nickieriley7733]

Go to breathing therapy and you won't need that crap

[@jessaguilar4747]

Lol oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

[@11simonjr]

Court is genuinly like sport The justice system is theatre Who ever puts on the best performance/show Wins

[@juvenromero3715]

I always picture some southern lawyer that looks like Colonel Sanders saying "Your honor . I do declare".

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

Nah it’s bout $

[@fieldfairy9845]

11simonjr lol In all seriousness, what you said is deadly accurate!

[@barrykelly5661]

11simonjr very true, it’s like they are swapping Pokemon cards behind closed doors, but in actual fact it’s Prisoners an sentences 👍💯🇮🇪

[@jamespfitz]

Give em the old, razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle em

[@TKinfinity01]

Joey “a black woman and Asian woman” Diaz

[@DrRynsta]

maaaaaaaybe a white woman.

[@paulfroelich1024]

So Funny

[@squirreltastic-k5v]

Its becoming true, his lawyer quit today

[@TKinfinity01]

Arthur Ragan Get ready for the Black, Asian and possibly White Women

[@squirreltastic-k5v]

Tkinfinity. I am following the case now just to see if Joey was right lol

[@MrJadePinwheel]

Joey Diaz : " Cosby goes in like he's blind" Weinstein: goes in like he's crippled

[@MrCerebellum2]

This guy sounds like he’d be good in a mafia movie or something.

[@robroy90]

Has been actually in Mafia 3 game. Joey 'Meatballs' 😁

[@iwannadiecum6240]

Hey fucko

[@tehf00n]

They need to make a movie about Joey Diaz. It would be the first movie to put Goodfellas on the backfoot.

[@ianlally1354]

No fucking shit sherlock. What are you 10? Noobs

[@icewise3991]

tehf00n Have Scorsese direct it.

[@Mega0003000]

Yooo! Joey sounds like a Mob Boss when he's giving advice I can imagine someone committing murder & Joey gives the steps, & rules on how to win the case 😂👌

[@Derek_Keenan]

Joseph McDermott “that guy” is Winston Wolf aka The Wolf played by Harvey Keitel

[@africaart]

"if we can figure out a way to put a gun in the bathroom, then Michael can take them out".

[@chrisgodlaproductions3106]

That's exactly what he actually is. We look at Joey as a comedian and we learn much from him. So I'm sure there's guys out there that took Joey's stories into mind and applied it to the crime they were committing. I'd bet money on it . Joey's the real deal. Or as close to it your ever gonna get. Its natural for him.

[@hrabia]

when you murder someone, joey gives you a survey with 120 questions about who did you kill xD

[@cwbest1981]

Joey "Been There Done That" Diaz.

[@Matt-cr4vv]

Joey Diaz is the prime example of book smarts versus street smarts

[@lordhumongous4272]

Joey Diaz is what he says he is. He was very clear that he made women blow him for stage time. He is the Joe Rogan version Harvey Weinstein. Rogan laughed his ass off when Diaz raped women, but talked about Weinsten as a rapist whilst ignoring Diaz

[@alwaysright3943]

@@lordhumongous4272 You're too retarded to know the definition of rape?

[@goobytron2888]

Sitting in court and watching was great entertainment when I was a college student. And very educational.

[@kendelvalle1025]

I've been a criminal defense attorney for 40 years. Joey is about 40 % right. Anyone can walk into any American courtroom and sit and watch. I recommend you call the clerk ahead of time to find out when a good trial is going on... say you are a student or writing an article. I recently defended a successful business man in a similar case. There were five complaining witnesses. My defense was consent... for money. "Rape Shield" laws usually prevent the defense from going into a complaining witness' (CW) prior sexual history. However, the defense is not prohibited from going into the sexual history between the defendant and the CW. So... my married client testified how he had paid each of the CW's three hundred a pop for prolonged periods of time and what sexual acts he had participated in with each of the C W's and how often and where he had sex with them. It became obvious after several hours of my client's testimony that the CW's had actually exchanged sex for money rather than having been coerced or intimidated into sexual relationships. Also, three of the CW's were married at the time they were exchanging sex for money with my client. The prosecution couldn't believe I put my client on the stand. They freaked when he started admitting the sexual contact and then he went into the details of the money in exchange for sex details. I prepped my client for about fifty hours for what turned out to be about ten hours of direct testimony and cross. The result was a not guilty in three hours after a seven day trial. My fee was 100G's. As to appointed counsel... nowhere in the US do appointed counsel get 400 per hour. The federal rate is 148.00 per hour... and that's the best rate around. All the women that Harvey had sex with did so voluntary in exchange for money or an advancement of their careers. That would be a more viable defense.

[@officialspaceefrain]

Literally a 1% a year. You have major influence on Joey.

[@davidpilgrim3455]

Wow !!. Such interesting smart move defense you did there.

[@Matt-cr4vv]

Ballsy defense. But when you have your client own what they did you take away a lot of the sting.

[@derekwilson8432]

Lmao didnt have cataracts when he put the pill in the water

[@joeblow5417]

8:21 "Johnny Vambatabats" LMAO, I can't deal with Joey anymore

[@alexanderruiz6479]

i cracked up at that too haha

[@Naz-qn5pc]

If your ever struggling to sleep at night listen to Joey Diaz with headphones in

[@officialspaceefrain]

Now my earbud is stuck in

[@victorrain]

Weinstein is also doing the Bill Cosby thing by pretending he can’t move without a walker!

[@Bananabob12]

I’ve just started listening to Joey Diaz and he is very Articulate and intelligent and a great speaker

[@fernanfernandez3087]

joey diaz stories are the best!!!!

[@CrazySC833]

Joey is breathin' air from 5 different area codes.

[@LadyJay114]

People on the internet kill me. Joey got almost everything he said right here. Joey never said that Weinsein was going to get off. This is what Joey said that ACTUALLY happened: 1. Weinstein fired Ben Brafman, arguably the best criminal defense attorney in NYC 2. Weinstein hired a team of lawyers including a woman, a black man and a middle Eastern. The woman was the lead attorney and she cross examined the witnesses. 3. Because he switched legal teams, it bought Weinstein more time before the trial started. 4. Weinstein was found guilty on the lesser charges but was found not guilty on the most serious charge on the indictment.

[@donmihoch4381]

hes still going to jail for the rest of his lofe whats the difference?🤣🤣

[@ree4ermadne55]

"He had that milk of amnesia on his eyes." I'm dead🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@richardstetson8221]

@bina nocht that is what he said milk of magnesia some people are like that they hear what they want to hear

[@aamirtanoli4084]

Being a smoker, i dont know why but whenever i hear Joey talk, i want to light one up and keep listening to his voice.

[@edwardmartinez4806]

Uncle Joey needs to have his own MOB Mafia type show, with a spin of comedy and real life top dog knowledge in the mix.

[@squirreltastic-k5v]

This is coming true. Today his lawyer quit. Next up, 2 female lawyers. One asian lol

[@whoami_sean]

Any updates?

[@luigirnotyourbusiness8127]

All joking aside, Joey is not dummy, he's one of those smart Cubans

[@philipthomas6808]

He's as street smart as you can be; he grew up in them, lived in them and played in them.... One smart cookie!

[@devinsilva2102]

So what are Cubans usually dumb or what? Racist

[@fartboxer22]

Next time I’m into some trouble..... I’m calling Joey Diaz FIRST

[@Bigdaddyhognuts666]

I escaped the helicopter on foot. people's problem is when they run behind the building in the light is anonymity more they keep running and pop right back out into the light. take the exact opposite route if the cops are right behind you going to wreck left or right use the awning of the building as cover... I ran underneath the awning of a public bathroom in a park and immediately ran backwards and the searchlight was circling in the middle of the park and I ran past the cops that were chasing me and they looked back and forth to see was I in the spotlight or was that me and I hopped the fence went back into my apartment complex and shot inside the house. Done

[@johncodling9805]

Years ago in Liverpool I used to go in the magistrates court and spend a few hours with the best free entertainment you can get. The only thing you have to make sure is you don't burst out laughing or you're done for contempt of court or thrown out.

[@thehoov6672]

Sitting in a court gallery is great entertainment. Also helps you realize just how good your life actually is too after hearing the shit that people are in there for loll

[@Nick40ghs]

“Can of corn… can of corn and I’ll be fine, can of corn.”

[@mattblood11]

Joey “I would get stoned to the gills” Diaz

[@pedrasbrasil4763]

joey is javier bardem after christmas dinner

[@natejo82]

I went to a couple of court cases just to watch. It's interesting and mostly hilarious. So many crazy people in the world! Everyone should do it. You gain some knowledge quickly.

[@jaaaybells]

natejo82 can you still do that today?

[@kahyui2486]

@@jaaaybells I went to a few court cases to defend myself

[@chase_h.01]

That "how to get a better attorney" explaination is fucking golden

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

Joey "why tf am I hanging out with my daughter" diaz

[@mcguffindoe192]

“Make believe ya blind...” 😂😂😂

[@Dhawkman341]

Nobody makes Joe Rogan crack up like Uncle Joey!

[@thegypsyking962]

The comments about joey needing engine oil for his chest r funny and all but let’s just hope you people don’t smoke coz that’s you at his age ✌🏼👍🏼

[@josephmichael1131]

JOEY DIAZ IS THE BEST GUEST ON THE JOE ROGAN PODCACT HANDS DOWN! Let’s goooooooooo!!!!!

[@REDLINE4WD.]

2:30 When the DMT kicks in

[@livestrongforever]

Nothing better than taking legal advice from Joey

[@tommykeeling7697]

Uncle Joey was 💯 👌🏼

[@yangsta9]

Like the kung fu movie with the eyes man I lost it 😂🤣😂2:28

[@littlesweets3390]

I think Harvey can pay for his own attorney without worry Uncle Joey🤣

[@Kljhg206]

“Johny van balabaz” 😂😂

[@jimmyjimjims7483]

Betta Caul Joey lol

[@one-re2ub]

"Not when he put the pill in the water, he didn't" lmfao

[@soulserrated]

joey is a legend among legends. greatest to ever do it.

[@ashleyroachclip1]

joey is a very interesting and likable person

[@NESS7508]

The greatest movie Hollywood is yet to produce is where Joey Diaz is a mob boss and the main character like Tony Soprano.

[@a_literal_brick]

I want to see an edit of this episode where it's just Joey Breathing

[@63mckenzie]

Joey Diaz could have done the Morgan Freeman narrator gig, he has a voice you are captivated by.

[@BB-tv8qu]

Had to come back here after the news

[@HomeImprovementInsider]

Hey Joe, your pod cast is great.

[@XpapricaX]

Wanna know how to get away from the cops? Drive recklessly until they backdown after that head over to an airport and boom its done

[@lukew2194]

I love Uncle Joey's bootleg legal advice.

[@Dutch3k5]

Correct me if I’m wrong but is Joey the dude that stood up to dr ock in Spider-Man 2 ?

[@NxDoyle]

You can still go to court and sit in the gallery. It's usually pretty dry, unentertaining stuff, but you can go.

[@francoisgauthier4802]

The only way to escape in the city is to drop your car asap and run and hide. Both times I dumped the car within a minute and got away with it.

[@aamirtanoli4084]

"thats what i would do" Honesty 👌

[@The-Dom]

I'd want my lawyers to be a black woman, an asian woman, and Joey Diaz.

[@MsKK909]

LOL!! I used to get stoned and go to the Met, just like Joey......I wonder if he was at that one...But the one that blew me away the most was the Van Gogh exhibit....I “heard” the paintings.... great exhibit, super great dope!

[@Midnightwhiskeymassacre]

What you talking about the van gogh one?

[@MsKK909]

@ rough slugger Yes

[@Midnightwhiskeymassacre]

@@MsKK909 what are you talking about van gogh?

[@djremotion2]

I only use subwoofer for listening.

[@ElLotdog]

Joey Diaz should star in a movie where a guy goes to watch court from the time he’s a kid to adulthood and then becomes a super lawyer. He then gets Harvey Weinstein off Scott free...

[@davidmarie8780]

Close your eyes sounds like Vin Diesel! 😂

[@bitsbytesbuds]

Toretto!

[@RebelRob34]

You have to love guys who tell it like it is without fear or apologies.

[@howey935]

I’ve sat in the public gallery at court quite a few times, most of it is boring and mostly people putting in pleas but sometimes you catch an interesting case.

[@PorkChopExpress86]

Just hoping joey refers to him as "Lee Harvey Weinstein "😂

[@demitreez]

would be cool to have Joey Diaz give me directions through the GPS

[@tkeid01]

Damn we've missed you uncle joey

[@joshwettlin6670]

He does have a podcast.. he’s around

[@miltoningram9168]

I could listen to this dude all day.

[@ThulsaDoom]

Title correction: Ben Grimm (The Thing) Gives Harvey Weinstein Legal Advice | Joe Rogan

[@danielmajor3472]

"this is what i would do" as soon as joey said that i know this is going to be interesting.

[@fattony123082]

Every time I hear Joey’s voice I keep thinking of the Arby’s commercial.

[@robertphillips6296]

He could make a living as a trial strategy consultant or teach a course about it.

[@Rajan-sz5il]

Cosby got ripped by Uncle Joey 🤣

[@marthaashine6130]

The ASMR on this is strong

[@robgee8187]

Coming to theaters this summer and then joey diaz starts to talk 😄

[@monroetoolman]

Get arrested? Call Joey Diaz.

[@usernotfound904]

If you were to squeeze Joeys shnoz the amount of cream cheese you'd get could butter ya bagel! 👃🏼👃🏼👃🏼🧀🧀🧀

[@mrmike7932]

Omg my dad used to love that Kung foo shit 😂😂😂

[@fattony123082]

Joey goes to court and I’m avoiding court. 😛

[@greedytrader4540]

JRE Dude love tuning it, smart dude, ... Maybe one day i can come and do a show with you one day....

[@quepingabrothe]

Joey “Stoned to the Gills” Diaz

[@dillpickleboy1128]

This guy sounds like he could be in spiderman 3

[@Oeleted]

Lmfaooooo Joey is literally catching his breath after every sentence 💀

[@veespa_]

it depends on the jurisdiction, but, in some places you can have different public defenders from the same office represent you, as long as it’s a different attorney.

[@jazzjay1439]

Reads title : Well this should be fucking gold lol

[@jmansbanzrickybobby308]

A guy in Houston got away from a helicopter went straight to some backroads lol

[@kennethtravers426]

Darth Vader in the studio? I almost want to breath for him

[@sabuhellwert5420]

People get away all the time from the spotlight, The news wants people to watch their show so they only show the people that they catch. I know someone who got away in the late 90’s and he still talks about it.

[@HassanEido1]

Uncle Joey sober for this one. Looking fitter too!

[@daringregory9967]

Joeys wheezing and breathin through his like going to keel over

[@markfacebook]

We need NY AG Joey "Coco" Diaz.

[@bh1935]

I love how he calls him Benjamin braf. His name is Benjamin Brafman

[@romanengelbrecht6717]

Joeys got like the coolest voice ever