Joey Diaz - "Laurie Jack" (from Joe Rogan Experience

[@VilleVaajanen]

"They're green but good enough." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BayAreaMike99]

Ville Vaajanen I was on the floor fucking laughing😂😂😂

[@andohish27]

I was sobbing laughing to that lmao

[@foolslayer9416]

I'm so glad I finished my drink before that joke, I'm crying! I couldn't fucking breathe!

[@bobloblaw9448]

they were red when she put 'em on tho...ya know..with the infected goo slot n'all that goin on.

[@MaraMash]

Somebody needs to show that bitch a fucking color wheel.

[@ericcam5556]

How does he have such a fantastic memory??? His stories never end and the details are incredible

[@jakep1979]

eric cam that's cause these stories are not real!

[@kittylady6946]

Exactly.

[@sofatrooper5266]

Then you are all clearly virgins because I guy always remembers getting laid.

[@chikawowow123]

or youve just had so little sex you remember everytime.. hmmm. think about it.

[@chikawowow123]

SofaTrooper do you not drink? forgetting is very possible

[@Nebz123]

I usually don't believe much of comedians stories but every time I fact check Diaz he's accurate lol flutie threw the touchdown in 84

[@chookymooky9607]

Jarred Fernandes lmao 😂

[@johngilbanni6385]

He’s only been telling stories for 30 years...He could tie that Doug Flutie story to any number of things of a funny nature. That being said, you can go two different ways. You can find it hilarious that he knows details, or you can also appreciate the art of bullshitting with some great writing skills and top notch story telling.

[@ramsy4205]

He doesn't like to lie because his mother died when he was in high school and he never told her he had fallen a year back

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

@@ramsy4205 it's good to see a real Coco fan

[@SlingKokWell]

Jarred Fernandes Listen to John Gilbani my friend he is right, the devil is in the details. The confusion of trying to figure out why he would even lie about what he says, persuades you to giving him the benefit of the doubt. I’m not sure if it’s like what John said, the art of bullshitting or if that’s what people do with high I,q.’s when they’re trying to lie. But it is a good technique either way.

[@moose1875]

"I got crabs in 84 " Coco Diaz 2016

[@moose1875]

Shiv Patel hahah good idea. I'd buy one.

[@thegoldenthread]

"over the holidays" Just died.

[@rodneyhedrick3145]

@@moose1875 suelo cuhh

[@dominicjefferson3229]

killa toyota bro

[@thewind6047]

Brian Kimball that was the best line of the whole thing lmaoooo

[@futurestrangeofficial]

No one makes Joe laugh like Diaz. "It was 84, Rock Hudson was dying"

[@freddycalipari4242]

🤣

[@Gblonkers]

They vibe off eachother 🤣

[@plasma9839]

Lmaooo

[@eddunne4190]

.... I knew the consequences,but i just thought FXXK IT

[@connor-craigsellars4777]

He was gay

[@hyperionman420]

Joey's laugh sounds like someone trying to boil a kettle without water.

[@stephenporter4668]

I always thought it was like a street car scraping along tracks

[@nunyabizwacks6711]

Lmfao

[@brianbarcus5853]

Joey's laugh reminds me of Mutley the dog cartoon from the 1970s (FAF!): kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaa2hYJ-lpl8o5Y

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

Sounds like a 1993 corolla starting up

[@SoGiga]

LMFAO

[@robbo03]

One of the most legendary podcast clips ever

[@willcool24]

I'm fucking rolling 🤣 wtf

[@jord1340]

this is my bedtime story.

[@theresnothingwrongwithbein2335]

Jord Stew eating ass with VD

[@captainshinysidesofthehmsb8900]

Joey Diaz ASMR: side effects may include vivid, graphic night terrors!

[@tjcogger1974]

Me too!

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Because you like having nightmares?

[@whatawonderfulnameitis1964]

Mine as well

[@jwizdum2103]

"We started snortin coke, eatin' ass, it was FILTHY!" I'm done 😂

[@kobeanderson6718]

My God I was wheezing and crying from laughter lol and how fast he threw it only made it better

[@richardquinones4943]

😂😂😂

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

That sound Joe makes in the background at 5:04 as Joey says it is what makes this even funnier.

[@beeweezee71888]

Jesus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessearana]

Tremendous!!!

[@aussiemma8426]

Oh man that was good. Joey Diaz stories never get old. Nobody makes Rogan laugh like Joey Diaz lol

[@alightthatnevergoesout]

Tim Dillon in that category now

[@swaidin7406]

Imagine if joey Diaz was your uncle

[@BakerOrDie123]

A couple of mine aren't too far off lol.

[@kodigity]

If i hit the lottery id give joey a million to be my uncle

[@green2blue309]

BakerOrDie123 I’ve got a couple that are pretty damn close too. I think we all have at least one of those uncles that’ll teach you the real shit that your parents don’t want you to know lol

[@xandrine7603]

His daughter hit the father jackpot

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

He IS my uncle. Or at least we all call him Uncle Joey haha

[@tydollaz9850]

This podcast had me deceased on the floor

[@skeemarty]

ty dollaz dude I was in on the train laughing out loud and people were staring a lot 😂😂

[@H0DLTHED0R]

Did Elton John give you cpr or VD?

[@angelj313]

"I woke up and Doug Flutie was throwing that quarter back", 🤣 One of the greatest story tellers of all-time 😂😂😂

[@yzwme586]

I even robbed the money I took everything LMFAOOOOO

[@sendmeyourlocation1145]

He's lying he's na'in but a pawssy

[@matheushenrique7237]

@@sendmeyourlocation1145 stfu

[@sendmeyourlocation1145]

@@matheushenrique7237 another pawsy welcome

[@timbibin1301]

Joey "I got crabs over the holidays" Diaz 🤣🤣

[@Nightowl333]

"They're green, but good enough" Hahaha 😂😂 that seriously is one of the funniest lines I've EVER heard in a story, his face too lol Joey is still the best ever

[@43STEELERS43]

I absolutely fuckin lose it when Uncle Joey gets Joe going 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can listen to them laughing all day long 😂😂

[@Davidonspecialk1]

"I even robbed the money, I took everythin" hhahahahaha

[@callummcdonald5625]

This made me cry when he said that, brilliant.

[@HENRIQUEGODFATHER]

there should be a show for Joey similar to how drunk history on CC works, he's on his couch smoking a joint telling a story while actors act it out. it'd be amazing

[@connor-craigsellars4777]

Yes!

[@stephenwoodman7]

Fuck yes

[@CJ_YT.]

or the same idea but animated by adult swim

[@willnordstrom9100]

best idea I heard all year...

[@AleixoTeixeira]

Joey Diaz is the fucking man.

[@dannyellis9076]

when joeys on its always a good time lol

[@ReggyRy]

"I'm on fire!" -Joey Diaz

[@MillennialBro]

"I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

[@DillyDilly13]

Rogans laugh is so funny!

[@elpresidente331]

it actually is lol

[@KadonGish-BTM]

It's so true. His laugh to me is so contagious.

[@brianbarcus5853]

Another classic story from Uncle Joey! He should release a DVD Box Set of all of his best stories.

[@ShawnFX]

I have watched this so many times, still laugh my ass off everytime

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

Exactly

[@60SecondReviewsUK]

I had tears in my eyes watching this. I laughed hard

[@MNToor]

Joe, you gotta have Duncan Trussel, Eddie Bravo and Joey Diaz every week, this should be a fucking RITUAL!

[@theresnothingwrongwithbein2335]

Mahmood Toorani 100%

[@BrianSweeney89]

Eric Cartman agreed

[@dixinears8004]

Duncan Trussel was one of my favorite interviews ever! Clapping while shushing at the Tiger Woods apology speech was comedic gold.

[@dixinears8004]

+Rayach Matar - JRE #863, His story starts at 2:01:35 He talks about the Cacophony Society.

[@lanceehrsam8296]

This is my favorite Joey Diaz story. Tells it so good

[@jjmadoublen7375]

"We started snorting lines, eating ass....it was filthy!!!"......one of the funniest lines ever uttered...I'm f@cking dead ☠️☠️

[@effubishihateyou]

Got crabs in the 84/85 season LOL

[@alicialovesgaming]

I also love that he described getting crabs like it was a stocking stuffer or a seasonal cold "I got crabs over the holidays" 😂😂

[@REVOFEV792]

Joe's laugh had me dying LOL

[@MaggieLeonard]

Always cheers me up. This JRE moment. Never gets old. Real or not the comedic delivery is genius. And joe's laugh. This moment is iconic lmao. Its genius because of the set up information in the beginning. Genius storytelling lmao

[@TheEndo1000cod]

How can you think this is fake? Haven't heard much of Joey then

[@plasma9839]

Yeah definitely in the Hall of Fame of JRE clips

[@Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada]

whenever I'm having a bad day I just watch this and it never fucking fails to make me laugh

[@hmackprotection1]

If you're not laughing at this shit, something's wrong with you

[@scirasco1]

i agree haaha

[@maluorno]

i could listen to Joey tell stories all day

[@mariyatakeuchi9009]

I've watched this clip once every day for a week straight. it simply doesn’t get old

[@Joesorr324]

The way Joe looks up and says "People Are So Fucked Up" is like he is praying to god. I'm ded

[@jamesgannon7093]

6:04 "yeah, the 84-85 season I got crabs"

[@modestogutierrez8245]

You know there's going to be some good stories when Joey starts saying "I'll never forget this..."

[@convoy3991]

Joe's laugh genuinely makes me happy

[@siedhaholmes9945]

Joey has the absolute best stories!

[@zachcraig6536]

You two make me laugh harder than I ever have. Thank you!

[@MrCircus177]

I almost choked on my food several times from laughing so hard.

[@happinessisnowhere73]

SHES GOT THE JACK

[@BradyB21]

The Jack Jack Jack Jack

[@ganfiteatro96]

​@@BradyB21 A rocker, a rocky

[@NYYUNDERGROUND]

One of the greatest clips of all time

[@seantripp6028]

I feel like I'm back in the Navy.

[@KaizokuKevin]

I was fuckin howling the first time i listened to this and i still am

[@zmoneysunday2069]

Joey best storyteller ever. And he just keeps going and going...I love him.

[@mindcrime2010]

She dated a Rocky 😂😂😂

[@devondanklin1808]

“I’m on fire!!” Lmao good lord I wish I had that amount of confidence

[@Delboy85]

I'm sitting in McDonald's with my ear phones in listening to this story with my head down looking at the screen breaking my balls laughing only for the manager to come over and ask me to keep it down and when she walks away I realise the whole of McDonald's is staring at me.. Fucking hilarious!!..

[@jovabo112]

Derek M Moore who the fuck goes to a mcdonalds for a quiet time?! bunch of cocksuckas!

[@mitchtheowl5415]

5:03 Joe's laugh killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jesseperez6946]

"She was dating a rocky" 😂

[@_Delta_P_]

Joey 'I got crabs over the holiday's and noticed in the bathroom at the port authority" Diaz

[@cameronludwick9133]

Uncle Joey feeds off laughter like birdman and the sun hahaha

[@annamiller4114]

Joey has lived a very Bukowski-esque life. What an interesting man.

[@abcIrish123]

Bangin, bangin, BANGING! lmao love Joey!!

[@Phelpsy_x]

I was crying at the hotel story 😂😂😂

[@ELWOPPO2010]

" I gotta talk to Lauri, Theirs something missing" What does that even mean lol 😆

[@62SG]

This could be Joey's best ever story.

[@michaelhibbert1613]

when he started singing AC/DC I lost it 😂😂

[@MrJayehawk]

"...over the holidays." Hilarious throwaway line.

[@skyepaul261]

"I even robbed the money" I'M SO DEAD

[@jayjayjay365]

the world needs more Joey

[@tristanhemy5240]

"we started snortin' coke". Joe: HAHAHAHA "eatin' ass". Joe: AHHHHHHHH

[@chanimarie6692]

This is one of my favorite Joey stories!

[@OCMOOO]

Joey Diaz is unreal!

[@jedediah7772]

These older ones are great with the intros and outros I miss that

[@stuna91]

I want joey and eddie on the show ALWAYS. Lets get the holy trinity going.

[@Ricardo-oh7kg]

I wish i could live every day the way joe does when hes around joey

[@Nichthejit]

“We started snortin coke, eatin ass I mean it was filthy!” Me and Joe Rogan had the same damn reaction I couldn’t breathe 😂😂

[@benholland1331]

Joey Diaz are the best ones by a mile

[@andrewsaiz4524]

What in the FUCK is that sound coming out of Joey when he starts laughing?!🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@Opheggie54]

I could listen to this guy all day

[@midwestmonstaz3655]

Joey “This is how crazy I was” Diaz

[@bogib8113]

Dude Joey has lived a fuckin life. Every single one of his stories is just what the heck

[@tlakehlubi1214]

“She pops up on Facebook like two years ago, I’m like Laurie how are ya” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tosh_is_me942]

"Do you have a bug problem? ever since you moved in theres been crabs and shit" hahahahaha

[@dredgenheresy]

3:26 joes reaction is so great

[@benbrice9343]

Im downloading this. No way I can lose this masterpiece.

[@ricardopincigher206]

Joey Diaz is the funniest man alive

[@kingxiii4680]

Crabs over the holidays. Man... Joey brings back memories 🤣

[@chefboiarty]

Lmaooo😂😂😂😂 We really need a Joey Diaz biopic! Most theaters probably wouldn’t allow it, but fuck it, it would be great😂😂😭😭

[@bjkarana]

@6:05 - "The '84-'85 _season"_ 😂

[@alexdesantis8310]

This guy has gotta be the funniest man alive literally wheezing for 5 mins 😂😭😂😭

[@CO8ism]

Diaz has like the best memory. I struggle to explain what I had for dinner in this amount of detail and this guy can tell stories from 84 like they happened this day!

[@jakeferreirafamily]

“I’ll never forget this it’s not even funny”-Joey Diaz as he lays down the funniest story known to man

[@hardfought1842]

Doug Flutie is throwing that touchdown. Dopest measurement of time ever 😂

[@PavyMac]

Joey makes me feel so much better about the f’ed up stuff I’ve done in my life.

[@showerthoughts3572]

“Red” “Green but good enough” CRYINGG 😂

[@WhataGamerTX]

Gosh! Y’all need to do a pod cast together again! Love them always laughing my ass off

[@brockvillegas1955]

"A rock guy" "rockie" lol hahahaha

[@LeviMendes86]

One of the best podcast moments ever :-) I think I watched this one a thousand times :-)

[@patrickbutras5893]

Their laughs are so contagious lmao I love it

[@jsbfkdls]

Joes laugh is the best one out there

[@scotia7326]

Joey's laugh kinda sounds like a jumpscare from a horror game.

[@Omilogic]

That’s when you know you have some absolutely legendary stories, when you’re able to bring other comedians to the verge of tears because they’re laughing so hard. I fucking love Joey, his stories always have me laughing my ass off.

[@Louis-pb3nq]

I swear how tf does Joey Diaz remember all these memories vividly. He talks about them like it happened yesterday....