Joey Diaz- Lying To Mom- Joey A WILD BOY-BLACK COUPLE REACTS

[@TheOriginalHeisenberg]

06:58 Negative not cr*ck. Yayo dont come in powder form, it falls apart and becomes "granular" once a chunk is broken of the brick. Cr*ck is made with yayo and other ingredients. C0ke rock is NOT cr*ck.

[@adrianescobar3335]

Came here to say this, 100% right, usually the better coke come rocked up, where I’m from at least

[@biggbradtx7056]

Straight from the border

[@mylesc99]

Joey Diaz - True Friendship at a Memorial Service is the next one. It continues from the end of this video.

[@Mike_For_Sure]

Yes!

[@Nickfromthecity]

Yup!

[@hugosirett1598]

You guys don’t know drugs do you haha

[@immortaltyger1569]

Joey talking about his "slave name" is hilarious.

[@scottprisk4886]

Didn’t expect that heavy ending. Wow.

[@sunnyj210]

😂😂😂 When c0ke was good, your bag WOULD have chunks in it that you have to gently press on to break up. They were WAY softer than cr@ckrocks. I think thats what hes tslking about but thats still WILD (so is the whole butt thing😳). I've seen A LOT but never seen anyone go about it THAT way!But this whole story is WILD. Speechless. I love Uncle joey & his stories. He hooks u, u laugh & learn a lesson! I was subbed before but after your reaction to the 1 legged woman, i look for your joey reactions!!🤟😆

[@veridicusmaximus6010]

10 years after Joey's death we realize he's a Spanish immigrant who came over with his rich family from Barcelona in 1979 and all these stories are lies. Ha!

[@NoloTee]

😂🤣

[@EastsideOakland510]

Rocks that come in powder coke are not crack...You cook coke with baking soda in hot water in a glass jar or something like that, I don't know the recipe I'm just saying.

[@ChaolaoFueChi]

You need to watch Joey Diaz's ghost story which also relates, possibly with his house that his mother died in.

[@carsnanidiot]

cocaine come as "rocks". u dont ship powder. lol. compress the shit

[@skipranger5887]

no its not crack. its girl, soft powder.

[@paulvamos7319]

😂 😮 You just don't know what he will say next! Thank you for the giggles! 😎💙☮️🍀💨👍

[@NoloTee]

😂🤣

[@drewmaidment2685]

That is not crack 😂😂😂

[@NoloTee]

😂🤣

[@Scrub_Jake]

Nah coke comes in rocks too they’re just softer rocks, or so I’ve heard 😅

[@NoloTee]

😂

[@travisyarbrough4033]

Crack is rocked up with baking soda. If coke is not chopped up it is in little rock shapes. Pure coke is not crack. It is cute with baking soda and inflated in size. Freebass is smoking coke pure. It's what Richard Pryor did

[@SMOOVKILL1]

Cocaine off a brick is is solid. Jus sayin'😂.

[@NoloTee]

😂

[@Pr0x1mo]

Nah dude, what he's talking about is this. When you have a baggy of coke, some times it clumps and becomes "rocky" its not a crack rock, its just a clumped up piece of coke, this is why when you buy coke, you pour it out of the baggy and "cut" it up with a credit card so you're not snorting clumps, or have a clump of coke get stuck in your straw, or rolled up bill. In Miami we'd do this all the time; if you're in a club and have no table to cut your coke on you'd grab that clump, put it in your nostril and hold it in with your finger, or crush it in your nostril by pinching your nose. The down side to that is if you pinch your nose and crush the clump of coke, some of it can fall out of your nose, hence why you just hold it in your nose and just continuously suck in air till the entire thing is gone.

[@NoloTee]

🤣😂 damm, my pops was a big coke guy, i can see him doing all of this sh!t you're saying 🤣😂

[@Pr0x1mo]

@@NoloTee LOL btw, i'm also panamanian (mom side) and ecaudorian/chinese (dad side). Both of them were ignorant AF

[@chriszorro4954]

Joe's mom wasn't doing crack coke is pressed into blocks for shipping then you break the block up when it reaches its destination and broken up into little chunks then you grind it down

[@immortaltyger1569]

Not crack, cocaine. You have to remember, Joey tends to exaggerate things a little too for a better story. That's how I took his mention of angel dust. Was sad to hear the end of his story, I believe him.

[@Pr0x1mo]

He's not exaggerating because this is a common practice in miami. What he's talking about are clumps of cocaine in your baggy. Coke gets clumped all the time which is why you put all your coke on a table and cut it up with a credit card or box cutter. Instead of doing this, if you got no where to do this, you just take that clump and shove it up your nostril and continuously breath in through your nose and exhale outta your mouth till that entire clump is snorted.

[@FlexStudioPL]

You need to jump on early Rogan (first +/- 100 episodes) -> BEST OF JOEY DIAZ. You will see him raw without any filter. When nobody was thinking that podcast game will run.

[@sunnyj210]

"Check yo'self before u wreck yo'self!!. Big dicks in the ass is bad for your health! If u can't take a joke, take a shuttle! And... stay black. It's the most important part."🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanthelt3373]

Joey is the best person on earth bc of allthe shit he did and had to go thru as a younger man #salute to joey hes on of my favorite in the comedy game!

[@NoloTee]

Man the life he lived is a special one 🤣😂

[@pluckyducky7728]

You need to see when he slept with a one legged girl

[@NoloTee]

We did that one already

[@NickPR87]

Joey embellishes his stories for comedic purpose, but I wholeheartedly believe he went through all that craziness since my dad and uncles had crazy stories about the cocaine craze in the 70's and 80's. If they had similar, yet not so outlandish stories since they were regular, blue collar individuals; I can see Joey having a wild time being that he let drugs run his life during that time.

[@jmango2636]

Nope coke comes in chunks … hard chunks … so I heard lol … that is not crack folks

[@NoloTee]

🤣😂

[@sickturret3587]

there is a prequel and a sequel to this story. first is "sister hyacinth" and second is "true friendship at a memorial service" uncle joey is a great story teller, you might like them too. subbed btw.

[@NoloTee]

They blocked both of those videos from our channel and we got a strike for one

[@sickturret3587]

@@NoloTee these utub management guys or the lawyers from comedy central (i dunno how it works) are going too far. they let it go for some channels and take down for some others. i mean demonetizing is noıt cool to but understandable to a level. putting down and a strike? sorry to hear that, about to watch the new video you posted. cheers.

[@thrasherfoo]

coke has rocks but you gently break it up and it becomes powder. crack rock is like a literal hard substance. Love your guys reaction btw!! just subscribed! I did alot of blow my senior year lmao. but angel dust in high school is indeed crazzzzzyyyy

[@NoloTee]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@anthonyjames2913]

It was seen. Just thought I'd let you know it's out there. Loved it

[@mattlandry]

Coke can also be hard and you crush it into powder. A friend told me

[@NoloTee]

🤣

[@tycobb2580]

?huh? that's a reason *not* to lie? Seems like it a reason *to* lie

[@zissou6928]

It’s the betrayal of the mom’s trust and knowing he’d never be able to fix it