How Joey Diaz ACCIDENTALLY Kidnapped a Drug Dealer!

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Joey Diaz shares the infamous Colorado Kidnapping story of a drug deal gone wrong, the double-crossing and various characters involved, how his ex-wife's father got him favor with the courts and why he went to prison on Flagrant with Andrew Schulz.
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[@RossMalagarie]

Joey literally lived a GTA 3 life😂😂

[@markblocker4969]

Notice how the great story tellers always have a room full of silent attentive people Joey is one of the best for sure ❤

[@smizzomgmt9957]

He even silenced akash and Andrew. Something I didn't think anyone could do

[@lil_spooky4435]

They just didn't wanna be kiddnapped

[@smizzomgmt9957]

@@lil_spooky4435 lmao

[@stephenlambert9826]

They are called raconteurs

[@Brandon-op6fz]

Your mom was fully attentive last night. Slurping..Defiently wasnt silent but still she was one of the best for sure.

[@CarlosPerez-tv7rz]

Joey one of the greatest story tellers ever

[@monikaparmar2061]

Comes a little easy when you've lived such a crazy life.

[@kingebeneezer7986]

​@@monikaparmar2061 more like he just makes stuff up. He's a known liar

[@kali6651]

​@@kingebeneezer7986 Prove it.

[@gianlucatadeo7092]

also got some badass stories to tell

[@THEUNOSLOTT]

@@kingebeneezer7986 says who? I’ve never heard of anybody calling him a liar?? & I’ve been watching interviews & his stand up for years & the majority of all the comics he’s associated with & NOT ONCE have I ever heard anybody say he’s a liar… I think YOU’RE the one that’s lying right now.

[@jordanfranklin189]

He tells this story the exact same way every time... a real one 💯💯💯

[@SeekChange]

"He's changing flavors" 💀

[@jayhoward6371]

Everybody should have a family member or friend like Joey. This shit is great

[@dannyswain8605]

At this point he is family

[@tahamohammad1741]

Joey is literally that one uncle who has the wildest stories

[@jeffrycastro3850]

I do, the stories are fun. Shit can get kinda wild tho

[@enriquerodriguez1523]

if you form down the boarder you alrady have a joey

[@the-bu3lb]

Joey is a great story teller but we all know 99% of his stories are all bullshit.

[@vasiliarkhipov2121]

That 'Don't miss a detail' is the realest shit. I've went to the wall for people a few times who had been less than truthful about the circumstances... I wanted to rip them apart. I completely cut them out of my life. If I'm going to be totally committed to you as a friend and put myself at risk. You owe me honesty. Like Joey said 'IDGAF what you did.' I got my people and the rest of the world are just strangers. Even when you're in the wrong, I'm on your side... But you fucking owe me honesty for my loyalty.

[@xcaluhbration]

That’s the truth, bro! That drives me absolutely insane cuz I’m the exact same way; I’m with you till the end if I’m with you but don’t make me out to be a fool or we’re done. My own brother hasn’t been in my life in 5 years now because of that crap. Enough was enough but I hope you got some real ones left in your corner because loyalty is at a premium these days.

[@hoopslaa5235]

This is entertainment, he’s a comedian, you just played yourself here in comments. Joey is an entertainer. These are stories he heard in the streets, applied a ton of more made up details and made it his own for content. Just stop people. He’s admittedly dumb and not the best street criminal but somehow al the other stories he’s gotten away with?! You can’t find any of these rap sheets on him of the stories he told, it’s public record. Go pull his file. There nothing of these stories of any of his podcasts there! Go look for yourself! Don’t believe here! Go look for yourself!

[@jaydencorley3512]

How dare u expose thier role model like that. Thats god damn 'uncle joey'. Hes a fucking stand up guy who speaks his mind and tells you how it is. His stories are all completely true. 😂😂😂 ​@@hoopslaa5235

[@a_soldierz_genetics]

If you close your eyes when Joey tells a story, you can see it as if you were there

[@rajmenmyself]

Just wish Joey keeps working on his health and lives long and a healthy life. This guy is an institution for 70s stories. He could easily write movies after this book.

[@hoopslaa5235]

I’m amazed how many of you are soo fooled by him being the liar he is. He tells stories he heard in the neighborhood as his own. This is classic wannabe guido goomba Italian nerd dork frame work. Joey is no one. Nothing. It’s amazing how none of you can see the holes in his stories. Engage with me here, let’s talk it out. I’ll explain each lie and exaggeration. Simple knowledge of the law will show you where he’s lying. Look at his audience. How come he does NO, NONE, ZERO.ZILCH interviews with the actual KZbin gangsters and ex cons?!? Uh hello! See one simple question and I just blew open his whole shtick. Because he would have nothing to talk about and no COMMON stories and wouldn’t know any of the same people to CORROBORATE STORIES WITH. No gangsters Sammy the bull, Michael Franzese, MERLINO, no one will sit down and talk story with him. They all don’t want to be associated because they know if the truth comes out Joey lies to the public then Their reputation also takes a serious hit and dive and downgrade in authenticity. Again, another damn basic simple concept that REAL PEOPLE ;) real gangsters ;) would only know. 😉🫣🤣🤣🤣 I challenge anyone to challenege me here. Let’s break it down. Have a real convo and back and forth the details. I’ll shred him up. None of his stories hold ANY WEIGHT!! None!

[@Kelogotti]

So you love these fake ass stories

[@rickeyracer44]

Uncle Joey. What a character. Doesn't matter how much shit hits the fan, youes can bet'cha life, Joey's got your back no matter what. Love the guy.

[@meohmy8870]

When he says with G.E.D and you hear dumb dumb dumb say l😅😅et's go that's why I know you got one too.

[@rickeyracer44]

@@formosan2823 You still mad that Joey took your lunch money everyday? Get over it. I would trust him with my life. You on the other hand...

[@timgonzales2891]

Do u know him? Because if you don't, that's a wild statement.

[@rickeyracer44]

@@formosan2823 You first insult the guy, don't trust the guy, belittle him for his past, then berate me for finding him entertaining? (he is, even though I never mentioned) but now it's all good and you do find him entertaining? but he's still a scumbag? I'm no fanboy. I'm only calling you on your B.S. comment. Everyone that follows Joey's comedy is well aware of his past, It's comical, part of who he is. Only a moron like yourself would slander him for his past (Do you think he is still the same person? Obviously you do.) No? Then what's the point. You don't get it. You find him entertaining, yet just wouldn't turn your back on him is that it? No, You're just a loser who likes to talk shit about others behind their backs to make your own pathetic life seem better. Go away, nobody still likes you... jeesh!

[@mr.christopher79]

unless he is robbing you that is

[@hjk6606]

Joey is pure gold. A natural storyteller who can have the whole room's attention in the palm of his hand and leave you wanting more. He supposedly lives close to Sunset Blvd. which is near me in West Hollywood, so I hope to see him around town someday.

[@dailywinhub]

He actually moved back home to New Jersey lol

[@hoopslaa5235]

You know why you don’t? Because he won’t live up to the character online. Stories doesn’t mean they are true! The best storyteller is the uncle that tells of the boogey man and it’s believable! Right? So Joey tells stories. I totally agree! He’s an entertainer! But at the same time you idiots know comedians exaggerate and lie and fake situations to make content but some places like here you try to convo me yourself this one is true?! Come on people, you’re literally fooling yourself!!

[@Kelogotti]

@@hoopslaa5235lol this generation of naive people on the internet love it

[@user-nn8jn6ym4p]

Every story that Joey tells that didnt involve someone being physically injured, makes me proud to be an American.

[@hoopslaa5235]

It’s because he’s short and fat and uncoordinated and he knows no one would believe that. He’s a comedian. He’s a rapper. How many rappers are fake trappers?! Even NWA and Tupac are known pretty boys acting a gangster role for the record sales. This is comedy. Entertainment people. Why are you sooo easily fooled. ?

[@Kelogotti]

Fake stories make you proud to be American? God bless America

[@CoreyJ23]

This man could have a whole Netflix series of his stories and each episode is one his stories played out. Boom

[@Blaxdon]

💥💥💯

[@JayChadwickRugby]

Great to see Joey appearing on different platforms and being introduced to new audiences.

[@1nvisible1]

*Today is the anniversary of Joey kidnapping Kent.*

[@deangelo479]

i’ve only watched a few clips, tried to watch a full episode of this podcast but this is the first time andrew has actually shut the hell up and listen to his guest instead of interrupting them trying to make a shitty joke.

[@jamesseddon8743]

P😊

[@jamesseddon8743]

😊

[@lmc7233]

only joey could talk straight 10/10 story's for 3 hours

[@bigbodybess5318]

His audiobook is 9 hours. It’s so good

[@jetorixjones]

Uncle Joey is one of the greatest story tellers of all time.

[@NaturalConciousCulture]

The fact that Trent sold to him again after that whole experience is beyond me 😂

[@Schlusenbach]

I love how Joey holds eye contact in the exact right moments and how quiet the boys are, when he talks.

[@soulballet]

very uplifting & inspiring story 😂😂😂

[@flipdawhip2573]

#role models

[@manaman6559]

At least it’s interesting, you knit scarves with your mum.

[@Groceries12]

If there is someone you want to talk to that has lived, it's Joey..this dude has done soooooo much and this guy is hilarious..thank you for being you

[@lenolopez3043]

Joey Diaz is an American treasure. Straight up legend.

[@boo7337]

"what a tangled web we weave, when we tangle to deceive" gold.

[@arthurmandas7500]

For anyone who thinks that the life is all fun , partying and cash,is wrong - it's a curse that spirals deeper and deeper in to a place you can never get back from.

[@EnjoyLife2100]

Oh stfu! Life lessons take life experience! Having fun has its limits. You can always turn your life around. You can always come back stop being a fake prophet

[@elpatudo3670]

Relax Artie, to each his own.

[@jameshiggins155]

The key to telling a good story. Throw in so many different pieces of info that it doesn't matter how true it is or not. You are just being so entertained by all the information being presented to you that the story becomes as good and whole as it ever could be.

[@gregorysmit9939]

The best shit is always real shit you weren't there so you can't comment I've been down roads that sound like true fiction

[@Brandon-op6fz]

He exaggerates and makes stuff up all the time. You fan girls are so oblivious.

[@mugatu171717]

​@Brandon-op6fz your life must be so bitter and pathetic 😅

[@shiftprodigee5476]

@@Brandon-op6fzwhat did he make up lmao you can literally Google this exact story and read about the things he’s talking about.

[@gumbojones3133]

​@@Brandon-op6fzi mean I feel most comedians do, they are entertainers at the end of the day.

[@jaybatson2322]

Joey Diaz stand-up comedy it's okay it's not bad. But what he is absolutely magnificent at is storytelling. I can listen to him tell a story for hours. Where as I might be at a comedy show for an hour and get bored.

[@StaticXtreme444]

100% agree

[@smizzomgmt9957]

Theo von is going down that road for me too

[@jaybatson2322]

@@smizzomgmt9957 I've honestly never been crazy about him. hit or miss

[@smizzomgmt9957]

@@jaybatson2322 Hes got podcast stories way better than his stand up imo

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

Have you ever seen him do standup live??

[@mattengelphoto4936]

whoever was humming "im in love with a stripper" has me rolling!!!

[@somerandommexican3146]

You got good hearing I didn't hear that until reading your comment

[@wtfizdis]

"aww im sorry i was having a bad day" holy fuk bro joey diaz is forever a legend

[@elianproductions5128]

“Joey tie him up” 🤣🤣

[@HookLineAndSinner]

“Oh the tangled web we weave when we tangle to deceive”. Joey Diaz.

[@aidankerr1125]

Sir Walter Scott

[@davidsnyder2000]

Crazy, detailed story😄 Heard Joey talk about these stories on his podcast, but not in this much detail. Joey was a wild and crazy dude back in the day😄

[@pennyp6125]

He's a Legend.

[@marcelurban4120]

Yoooo that receipt hustle is my shit💯, helped me so much fr,when they started talking bout it I'm like that's 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Joey Diaz a real one.

[@fairyboy444]

Joey “i had a bad day” Diaz

[@TheHexidecimal]

I once ran from probation for almost 2 years, there's no better feeling than it being over.

[@danquinsey6493]

Hes such a good story teller, i feel like i just watched a movie 😂

[@fredjackson8408]

Kidnapping is a wild charge…if you stand in front of a door blocking someones exit, you’re “legall” kidnapping them

[@sergiocolumbo6174]

That's forcible confinement.

[@Gioodude92]

I really love Joey and he's hilarious but he was strait up an arch criminal 😂😂

[@samgibson684]

Bully and a scumbag but everyone loves him

[@layeredcloud]

tbh after all hes been through, still got a big heart

[@nickkinsella4032]

Joey is a national treasure! Everyone deserves to have a friend like that in there life.

[@BBZ9000]

Y’all called me out hard on the posters 😂😂

[@user-ll6xn1wk5u]

only joey could talk straight 10/10 story's for 3 hours. Uncle Joey is one of the greatest story tellers of all time..

[@shawneuro1944]

Joey is a smart mf

[@dudekdudek9095]

No new Uncle Joey show today on Memorial Day but I needed my Uncle Joey FIX to start the week !!!

[@apexy1007]

“Joey tie em up” i couldn’t imagine the look on his face😂😂

[@mortenosmann2213]

"You kidnapped me" "Sorry i had a bad day"

[@un-taimmusic9229]

the detail is insane, like im there when hes talking

[@fatttyboy111]

Joey Diaz has saved my life many times he's a true testimony that you can turn things around

[@erickiyoshiphillips2323]

Is it just me but it's a pet peeve when another grown man puts his arm behind you on the couch...like bro move your goddamn hand your to close to me

[@milesharper4821]

You are gay

[@kiidmarzgamez1602]

Why you feel threatened or what

[@ultimateultimate-xm2lp]

With you. Idk I just don't like ppl touching me

[@angelasenov6173]

Bruh, are you scared that you are gay or what ? Look in yourself, it takes time to realize that those feelings are bullshit that came from when you were a kid. Perhaps your father was too thought, hated gayer behavior and whatever. Had the same feeling when someone was sitting like that next to me before, but after I thought about it, I realized that this is just BS, I know who I am and now I sit like that as well and you can just mock anyone that can't sit like that ( freely ) or feels stupid sitting to someone that sits like that. Hope this helps

[@lobokuklinski812]

@@angelasenov6173 dr.melfi ova here.

[@marcuscortez2817]

I hope this story becomes a movie 😂. This would make for a PERFECT movie honestly.

[@kennethpolvent2744]

One of the best storytellers ever!! With the best stories!! Legend!!

[@Mister_Merzen]

“Just got a root canal on the tooth that the dentist fixed that morning before I kidnapped him…” hahaha 🤣 Uncle Joey is the best…

[@keithanderson7405]

I love listening to Uncle Joey & Lee every Tuesday morning for “The Check In”. ❤️🙏🏼

[@pebusdd1703]

World ain’t gonna realise we ain’t gonna get another joey Diaz in a hot minute this man in a whole level of his own when it comes to comedy and story telling he truly the best

[@Ac-ly8tx]

Comedy is one of the most important things in my life. I’ve been around funny ppl My whole life I watch comedy, I go to comedy clubs! I love it On my soul! This Man Joey, hands down is the reason I will be on stage telling stories to make People laugh no matter what! It’s gonna happen and he’s my inspiration. Realest motherfucker!!!

[@RollieUK]

The way Schulz says 'yeeaahhhh' at 2:14.....😂😂😂

[@SharonHeckman-wl8yr]

Joey's blown out on them bars

[@Pilot_the_Dune]

Joeys story sounds like my childhood. They aren't as gangster because I am from Louisiana but they all sound familiar.

[@larrybrown8537]

Aye if u from lower mississippi or south east louisianna u built dif.

[@Pilot_the_Dune]

@@larrybrown8537 True

[@samanthab1923]

They all sound familiar because they are. His “stories” are told in every dive bar in Jersey.

[@douglasangelflores6796]

The best Joey Diaz!

[@Thicni6a420]

They tried to sensor the cussing then stopped like a 1/4 way through 😂

[@Aaron-dm5gr]

He like that 1 uncle we all wanted

[@Benjamin-st3nv]

Great podcast. Joey is a real one. BTW, look at the camera while doing an ad, just pretend like you care😂

[@iangahan5584]

They obviously not paying enough to even bother 🤣

[@arealfootballplayer8052]

Literally the only thing I took away from

[@Btkasap]

Definitely not a real one, more like an old head who did a lot of dirt so he has good stories. He would of did you just as dirty in his time lol

[@camfitt]

Is it more expensive if you buy ad space and you read it while it looks like you are looking at the camera

[@Tomzke999]

This man’s the funniest man alive

[@BlazinTigger]

joey needs to be given a show, if Netflix licensed his stories to write a series about his life it would be so amazing!

[@gochillessmith4137]

Uncle Joeys joint is solid but I agree

[@thecizz4512]

you can easily tell hes been improvising his entire life...

[@WRCKTNGL]

Bro, how you gonna have your add uncensored but the interview censored 😢

[@BigTex0516]

They should consider making this story into a hardcore movie 😮

[@fakawrahir6417]

That's when the phrase "cool story bro" started.

[@richiepoo]

As a former cocaine addict and dealer… i too drove a Subaru.

[@paulslater8596]

Cheek of you trying to sell memposters with that mustcach. 😂😂

[@zRedOppz]

hearing joey say “Goofy” was the funniest fucking thing omm

[@ledsabbath1086]

Andrew looking more and more like Freddie Mercury every day...

[@CrusafixG59]

It’s Hilarious how Joey makes them believe all that shit hes saying 😂👏

[@davidcrockford9034]

Yo shout out there to room fall of the realist g's in the building straight up keep on keeping it real

[@joeshmuck]

Joey Diaz truly lives like there is no tomorrow.

[@shawncosta1828]

Joey Diaz single handily took down Kmart☠️😂☠️😂☠️

[@jessykamejia-velez7529]

I love Joey Diaz his stories are freaking hysterical 😂

[@joelb360]

Andrew using a drill to hang a poster is a funny mental image 😂

[@Mr1Fantastic713]

His story had a story to another story to another 😂😂😂😂

[@0421eddie]

The way Andrew sits intrigued by Joey is fuckin funny lmfao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jcashisking]

Tremendous I’m dying of laughter over here

[@anthonynicholson5523]

Former loss prevention at Kmart.....I can confirm this

[@sjh3099]

This needs a JRE power toon

[@corythomas9900]

Skiing&snortin' 🤣 🤣

[@999titu]

In the history of time the greatest story teller. Scorsese needs to make a miniseries about his life ASAP

[@JokaSlam]

“I thought I was dead Andrew Schiltz “

[@LitMedia794]

Doesn’t drive a car yet but goes back to his car after calling the cops 🤦🏼

[@UnbrokenWillll]

His arrest is public record including the charges . The charges add up to what he says

[@forgetaboutit192]

love how he feels comfortable just bragging about this

[@jasonlavery6449]

I am from New Mexico, I also am from toas county, I miss my home. Joe I love your pod cast. I grew up just a few years behind you. The stories that go around about you in boulder. I am an acquaintance of Dave Bowman he just retired from the dealership in Grand Junction. Love you man

[@anthonyd975]

Love joey..could listen to his stories for hours 👊💪

[@DillerDallerDuller]

He’s got that Anthony Soprano breathing technique perfected

[@vitodereine]

I was 17 days old when this went down.. hilarious. 😂😂

[@alialarahawi1234]

The purple bag hes talking about is a purple Crown Royal bag that a bottle of Crown Royal comes in from the liquor store lol. Damn i remember always having one back in the day too.

[@Last_Chance.]

Schultz doesn't even deserve to be in the same room as the great legend joey diaz.

[@kevinmelanson3282]

Goin back for weed with a cop out front sounds like me

[@hansmikaelsen5444]

"Kent, im sorry, i was having a bad day..." 😂

[@danielmccool2442]

Who the fuck censored Uncle Joey

[@M3_86]

I forgot my fucking weed 😂😂

[@strictlybusiness9168]

Uncle Joey always got the FIRE story’s natter wat!

[@mvs198128]

This guy could tell some gd stories