#415

[@RobertEBrown-ry7ey]

What a hidden gem this episode is

[@shawn1744]

I cannot believe what I'm hearing. So much of my life is the same as yours. You know what a cat a little kitten helps save my life. And before that I never had a cat never like cats only had a dog. Man I would love to meet you one day

[@lemonbunny9161]

@@shawn1744😊

[@lemonbunny9161]

@@shawn1744p

[@keithdyah]

One of the best!

[@cody9419]

Love hearing him talk so passionately about his cats!!

[@KU-mq4er]

Thank you for existing joey diaz

[@FunnyBluntTruthPodcast]

I love how real Joey is. Talks about all his flaws, mistakes, regrets. Happy for the guy he changed his life around and is a success legitimately.

[@jcarroll7371]

The fact that Joey is a cat guy makes me love him even more which I didn't even think was possible

[@deathbeforedishonour]

Joey Diaz can make a story about cats sound like a scene straight out of The Godfather

[@brianbarcus5853]

I can hear the Godfather's raspy voice now: "If you mess around with my beautiful pussy, you're gonna be wearing cement shoes" - "No worries Godfather, I would never touch your wife?" - "You fucking idiot I'm talking about my God-damned cat"

[@cristobalbarrera8522]

straight up 😂

[@MikeHawk-er7bx]

Dog what a brilliant description

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicholasbedoya1575]

When Joey starts talking about his childhood and going back home, this really touches my heart in a special way… so therapeutical!

[@ogoshikoshi1527]

Life holds something great for those of you who decide to stick around n bleed to achieve your dreams. I see people all around me who have settled for less and live a mediocre dead end life instead of chasing their dreams because they're comfortable. Ive never had a place that felt like home n I think thats kept me from feeling tied down to anything. I feel like this world is mine and I wont stop until I have everything ive ever wanted in both hands. Please if anyone reads this, chase your dreams.

[@joef1299]

Bad motherfucker right here!! Straight savageee

[@RawShogun]

lee " i see the devil" syatt dancing like a lava lamp.

[@jacksonbox40027]

The back and forth about the car salesman is hilarious lol

[@Infiniteiii.]

to be honest i enjoy the podcast more without any guest

[@kevinobryant48]

Infiniteiii same

[@maxazami1712]

Me as well

[@emilioacosta1121]

Infiniteiii same

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

some episodes maybe.. But the best episodes are with a guest. I think this episode is more for the men with cats.

[@LayerCake420]

⁉️

[@thecrowseye5384]

Joey: What you wanna pay for the car Lee? Lee: 200 a month for 4 years. Joey: OK I got you a great deal. 249 a month for 8 years. hahahaha hahaha I'm crying

[@514BMXJay]

hahaha Lee's a mathematical genius!

[@dominicgermano6034]

So funny!!!!! Great comment

[@rgard6]

I need a playlist of every Joey & lee podcast ever

[@bobbypugachev6425]

Keep coming back to this episode, probably the most honest and insightful look into Joey's soul.

[@tylerclark5968]

This episode is my favorite to date. Cried twice in the first 20 minutes talking about our cats cause Joey nailed it all on the head. Love you CoCo Diaz !

[@dominicgermano6034]

The best podcasts are just lee and joey!! What a great episode!

[@lionhearted7450]

1:14:20. That’s why we love Joey Diaz. Speaking ALWAYS FROM THE HEART

[@sethk550]

Joey and Lee have are so great together, the podcast is just as good if not better when it's just the two of them

[@hunkabob]

Uncle Joey magical mind and memory!❤

[@jeffclement2468]

Love Joey's appreciation of cats and animals in general. What a sweetheart. 😻✌

[@jcarroll7371]

I didn't think I could love uncle Joey anymore than i do but finding out he's a cat guy makes him so much more awesome.

[@Humorous1424]

been listening to the podcasts on my phone for a while. first time seeing Lee. did not see that coming.

[@nickepants7011]

56:41 joeys monologue about aging and past memories of a different time is amazing

[@kickass903]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mobVpmaKorBpeJI This got me here

[@mrkyleescobar]

Love u Joey. I listen to re runs of all your stuff. U have a lot of life advice and its touching man. Thanks for inspiring.

[@sausagegabbagoochi1959]

I think it’s because his parents died young and he had to learn to be self-sufficient. I know he learned how to be a con artist and read people and stuff, but he really is special to me. He help me get through a lot of stuff and he’s not. He’s not wrong a lot of stuff he says is a quick short cut. I’m not talking about the crime. I’m talking about fixing a washer and dryer vacuum or something he’s pretty cool with that stuff.

[@resintestin2281]

Lee kicks the sound mule @ 6:55

[@aircnc9385]

LMFAOOOO I love how they’re just giggin for the first couple minutes.

[@youngprinceyt8250]

Thank you for your great perspective on life. I have learned allot from you

[@oma15]

the day lee bought an imaginary car from joey

[@silversteel6312]

This is podcast GOLD. Just like Joe’s decision to do winters again I sincerely hope he and Lee do this again.

[@themessedupdude]

Yeah I could watch Lee syatt/uncle joey ALL DAY

[@briansanchez6065]

That bong is starting to look blacker than death!

[@Kryptdegen]

fuckin Tremendous

[@drgreenthumber]

DETT

[@Avocadosimp]

One of the best episode !!! CHURCH❤

[@SheaRoberts]

Joey loves cats for the same reason I do. Awesome.

[@cumpirate9486]

awww.

[@dominicgermano6034]

I love my cats too

[@N8CRE8]

34:10 -talking about a plane and being able to hear one on the mic flying over is crazy!

[@chapelmusic9505]

" I'm taking you deep into the murky waters"

[@kiloalpha01]

There needs to be a movie or TV series on Joey Diaz; the man's lived a crazy life 😂😂

[@plstrom]

i cant believe i listened to this entire thing :)

[@salvatorewilk4220]

Perfectly timed plane

[@nikinman1282]

Joey Diaz is such a awesome guy all the best and good luck to him

[@tiggersrevenge]

Having those memories is both a blessing and a curse. Its a blessing because those experiences made the joey the man we see today and the memories are of a beautiful unique time period with beautiful unique people. Its a curse, because none of that exists anymore.

[@abirr108]

This one was beautiful man

[@thefirmament1616]

"he jumps up and does that lone ranger thing" hahaha

[@Fro_manX]

Man im watching the church of what’s happening whole series I cannot believe it was recorded 7 years ago, im gonna cry like a mf when Joey passes but I know we’ll all be able to see him in the next life!

[@petekingston5291]

Adam Sandler Podcast #420 ? Let's get deep Coco

[@nonamegonzalez5711]

listening to Uncle J sell Lee a car is both the funniest and most informative shit i’ve ever heard in my life.

[@geffres]

Joey Diaz is the man

[@7mgte490]

Dam.... _UncleJoey_ is good. You walk in saying your just "looking" at new cars, you walk out with a huge dent in your bank account 😆

[@bay37th]

1:02 I feel the same way often where I grew up in Brooklyn before I moved away I lived there little less than half my life and Chinese bought the house(we rented) so we left cuz they raised the rent and had every intention of getting is out of there. But I always wanted to pretend I'm delivering a pizza or something and knock on the door just to see what it looks like inside when they open the door... and I remember it being big but it's probly mad small now. But if I was to ever do it ,hopefully they actually open the door all the way or wide enough so I. Can see inside and get a good look just always thought out of curiosity what that place looks like now

[@Prod_D]

1:18 Lee snapping on the Mule😂😂😂

[@DopeEd]

That ski story was great Joey. damn your memory really is on point!!

[@alexisgopar2102]

Been goin back too all the old episodes uncle Joey sounded like a gential talking about his cats haha

[@wiaamyoukhana5287]

Good show

[@robertoorozco1841]

Damn, Thomas Easter. The Van Man, I remember doing sets whenI just started with him. Cool dude.

[@dirtydan1861]

There's a tipping point in your life where on a net basis, you start losing the people and things you cherish the most in life. For me, that was July 2014. The week after Brazil lost to Germany 7-1 in the World Cup. Hard to believe it'll be 10 years this July. Feels like time has flown but at the same time it feels like an eternity ago. That July was when my dad's boss and family friend passed away. The place is still open, but it hasn't been the same since. And in my life, that was probably the high water mark of overall contentedness and happiness because everybody I knew and had grown up with was still alive, and I had matured enough to appreciate them as they were. I had made headway in my then-home of Miami, made great friends and hatched out my path, but also grew to appreciate my hometown that I had left at 18 when I swore I'd never return. When Dennis died, it felt like a dam had broken and life from that point forward would be different. Instead of constant new friendships and growth of my 'gang' of acquaintances and friends, I would have to fight hard to maintain my friendships and mourn their inevitable end. Since then I've moved, gotten married, and met new great friends and an awesome extended family. But most of my friends and family from my youth are older, fading in their bodies or their minds, or have already passed. My hometown is different, mostly for the better, but part of me misses how grimy and rough it used to be. I overall am still content and happy, but understand it's on a different level than that happy-go-lucky optimism that only youth can have. RIP Dennis, Miguel, Gus, Willy, Mrs Hughes, and countless others. Still think about you to this day.

[@filthysuccess7436]

Only Joey can have a podcast about his Cats & it still comes out perfect 👌🏻

[@sandiscorp1352]

Animal lover Joey❤

[@davidjohn2255]

Can't hear the music in the beginning just see you two dancing to it

[@mugsy5893]

Holy Sh*t Joey coulda really sold Lee that car at 50:00 that part was fucking brilliant

[@SoberbioNumeroUno]

Great episode.

[@dylanshoemaker9257]

Cats are savage forreal my 2 Persian cats 2 different personalities but I need them both

[@oldcrow6752]

"I'm the only one who lives in that stupid world." Damn.

[@leejganderson7827]

*Memories* Me.....plus Joey has similar memories.. me the early spring of 1983 going free swim at the pool in the the elementary school they had just built in 1977 in my neighborhood area..and then leaving from there on the way back hearing like this Siren that would go off .. loudly..blasting like it was an airway strike.. Damn. Loud. they don't do that no more? I'm wonder why cuz it was so goddamn loud anyways before going home .. Goin to Moran's market and my old neighborhood and getting a very fine apple juice and a thing of potato salad ..that was only $0.89 for a pound and then munching on that on my porch .Even if it was only 45 50° out .Cuz after all it's the state of Maine not miami!.. despite it being springtime! Good memories all the kids in my neighborhood had the new houses. Yet.. I lived in the older home that was first built there before the neighborhood got build up around.. always that kid and that I was the youngest of five.. dad would be refereeing on empire in a game somewhere for extra $$$$ Mom might still be sleeping cuyz she work late nights at the bank on computers. And I'd be ready to do a babysitting job or cleaning a house to make my own money I already was hustling back then didn't know s*** about drugs so like the Virgin Addict.. I became because despite that s*** eventually got to know me legally.. because of a bad colitis situations.. but nevertheless I want to explain my story and hopefully have a KZbin video that I will be able to do this soon enough my stories .. I'm not trying to copy from Joey I just have my own way of remembering how it was to be in the 70s 80s and 90s and trying to strive for more and at the same time hustling for different things to keep things flowing ... since I myself also have a big family. To support me and my guy .So we pressed on with a bunch of stuff.. but I usually came up with more of the unusual and more character ways of getting some moolah$ to help survive with my own family .. but like everything it slows down or comes to some sort of ending and eventually new things come to play into your life . now it might "look better in one Way.. but yeah the older ways to me was more nostalgic .. now it just feels like you push a buttons here and there .. and that's it .. back then you had to use your "Own Brain" not the computers Intel... data. That's why my Mom hated video games and hated computers even though she worked on one because she said more I see this world turning into zombies and she couldn't been more right .. Sadly she passed over 17 years ago now ..but yet I get worried all the things that I used to do as a kid go down that load my mom told me not to go on go down near the frog ponds. Told me not to go down near railroad tracks..etc.. But those were exciting sometimes on a nice summer day of a fall day well even on a winter evening it would be neat to be out and about now they paved Paradise and put up a f****** parking lot.. well they did that to my grandmother's house they took her house where she used to live in Freeport Maine... near LL Bean and made it into a bed and breakfast and then made a huge fire station next to LL Bean and as a kid the first time I said that song finally had a meaning. Plus this used to my playground like Madonna sings and also Joey says about a rocket ship will I used to remember going to the playground and having that Metal Tower thing that you could climb into and it look like a little mini UFO and you can look out with the little metal bars from it kind of look like the Big Mac playground toy.. and I remember thinking if I ran away from home.. this is where I'd come and stay LOL .. I had such similar experiences I swear if I didn't know any better Joey could have been one of my neighbors just the way he had similar stories.. but it goes to show you how similar we are more than we are not alike when it comes to people in general. Peace ✌️💖✌️😌 10.6.2022Me Joey has similar memories.. me the early spring of 83 going free swim at the pool in the the elementary school they had just built in 1977 in my neighborhood area..and then leaving from there on the way back hearing like this Siren that would go off .. loudly..blasting like it was an airway strike.. Damn. Loud. they don't do that no more? I'm wonder why cuz it was so goddamn loud anyways before going home .. Goin to Moran's market and my old neighborhood and getting a very fine apple juice and a thing of potato salad ..that was only $0.89 for a pound and then munching on that on my porch .Even if it was only 45 50° out .Cuz after all it's the state of Maine not miami!.. despite it being springtime! Good memories all the kids in my neighborhood had the new houses. Yet.. I lived in the older home that was first built there before the neighborhood got build up around.. always that kid and that I was the youngest of five.. dad would be refereeing on empire in a game somewhere for extra $$$$ Mom might still be sleeping cuyz she work late nights at the bank on computers. And I'd be ready to do a babysitting job or cleaning a house to make my own money I already was hustling back then didn't know s*** about drugs so like the Virgin Addict.. I became because despite that s*** eventually got to know me legally.. because of a bad colitis situations.. but nevertheless I want to explain my story and hopefully have a KZbin video that I will be able to do this soon enough my stories .. I'm not trying to copy from Joey I just have my own way of remembering how it was to be in the 70s 80s and 90s and trying to strive for more and at the same time hustling for different things to keep things flowing ... since I myself also have a big family. To support me and my guy .So we pressed on with a bunch of stuff.. but I usually came up with more of the unusual and more character ways of getting some moolah$ to help survive with my own family .. but like everything it slows down or comes to some sort of ending and eventually new things come to play into your life . now it might "look better in one Way.. but yeah the older ways to me was more nostalgic .. now it just feels like you push a buttons here and there .. and that's it .. back then you had to use your "Own Brain" not the computers Intel... data. That's why my Mom hated video games and hated computers even though she worked on one because she said more I see this world turning into zombies and she couldn't been more right .. Sadly she passed over 17 years ago now ..but yet I get worried all the things that I used to do as a kid go down that load my mom told me not to go on go down near the frog ponds. Told me not to go down near railroad tracks..etc.. But those were exciting sometimes on a nice summer day of a fall day well even on a winter evening it would be neat to be out and about now they paved Paradise and put up a f****** parking lot.. well they did that to my grandmother's house they took her house where she used to live in Freeport Maine... near LL Bean and made it into a bed and breakfast and then made a huge fire station next to LL Bean and as a kid the first time I said that song finally had a meaning. Plus this used to my playground like Madonna sings and also Joey says about a rocket ship will I used to remember going to the playground and having that Metal Tower thing that you could climb into and it look like a little mini UFO and you can look out with the little metal bars from it kind of look like the Big Mac playground toy.. and I remember thinking if I ran away from home.. this is where I'd come and stay LOL .. I had such similar experiences I swear if I didn't know any better Joey could have been one of my neighbors just the way he had similar stories.. but it goes to show you how similar we are more than we are not alike when it comes to people in general. Peace ✌️💖✌️😌 10.6.2022

[@robertoorozco1841]

YO, I co host the TFTI podcast with Freddy Correa. Mad love to you guys!! #church

[@OfficialArmadillyVR]

Lee so high he's like why are we talking about cats

[@GraveyardDave19]

love you Joey and lee

[@LegionOfShrooms]

Shit when I had my pit I felt relaxed as hell because I knew anyone gave me crap he’d of been on it.

[@hunchoboss617]

27:00 is Lee sayin Joeys a little Cascarón?

[@josephmoreland2756]

I fucking love CoCo and the flying jew lol

[@iamjezuzchrist]

Brilliant acting on that four square. Lee might have a talent he didn't know about.

[@Swinger51]

iamjezuzchrist pretty sure his ass wasn't acting m8

[@atozentertainment9828]

Poor Lee cod never get the music on the audience side rite at the intro.

[@marcusmacias16]

Tremendous

[@adrianthechosenone6546]

u guys need to put the music out loud. i want to hear it too.

[@stuwaite5076]

youtube makes them mask it but if u ever get a chance to listen live u can here it haha

[@adrianthechosenone6546]

yea i wonder if they're on the radio. im sure you can hear it there.

[@leslieberkner3962]

joey tickets to your live taping in Chicago - why cant I get them????????????? what hoops do I have to jump through?

[@joncortezz]

come to san antonio joey!!!

[@philly442]

fuck yeah

[@mrflufay5236]

Watchin this at .75 speed cuz im too drunk fuck christmas

[@LayerCake420]

Fuck snacks we got 🌟💫.You want a 🌟💫✨?😂🤣

[@dannyrasta1]

Joey Looks thinner and younger every episode! :O

[@gmb7200]

Unfortunately, at the moment, the opposite is true for the flying jew

[@cresvajones2454]

tremendous

[@specialneedspanda]

Joey, you can get rubber tips over your cats claws at most vets. its better for the cat than having it declawed...declawing cats fucks them up more than just getting their nails clipped

[@RawShogun]

for anyone wanting to learn foursquare sales technique Joey was talking about. consumerist.com/2007/03/30/dealerships-rip-you-off-with-the-four-square-heres-how-to-beat-it/

[@TheOnewWhoMakesMoney]

+slimjim355 a make your own website,website

[@RawShogun]

You jackasses weren't paying attention when Joey was talking about the cars salesman technique, this mans sharing some deep knowledge and your missing it. And yes it's also the name of another web service.

[@Plinkytube]

My animals are the realist mfer's I know, 2 olde english bulldogs and a badass cat that leaves all types of animals at my door, lee if your mom wants a new pup I'm expecting a litter in a month or so if travel can get figured out, she can have one, same for uncle coco, offers open ,no dog has more personality than an olde english bulldog, my cat and 2 dogs all sleep together, they can love hard and hate hard to any threat to the household! Cat to!

[@tangobango9653]

Not sure what Lee's actual "function" is on this show? I just know he's in training with Uncle Joey! OH SHIT!

[@Swinger51]

Tango Bango you think Joey is gonna fuck around w the sound and posting the podcast and all that cocksukah!!!!! what does he look like, Joey bananas ????

[@MrChet407]

Alright Lee let me get the ATM card real quick

[@BrianRodriguez-ze7ro]

what's the song??

[@jcarroll7371]

If u don't think KZbin uses bots to dislike vidoes they don't approve of just think about the fact that there are dozens of dislikes even for The Church

[@hermestrismegistus9603]

Lol Joey's corny salesman tactics wouldn't work at all lol tf hilarious though

[@bay37th]

Hermes Trismegistus it won't work on you but there's idiots out there that have the bad gut feeling that they don't wana do something but get pressured into it cuz the salesmans being persistent and they can't say no and go through with something they don't want to or they're just dumb enough to think it's a good deal I I knew a kid like that everyone knew he won a million dollar settlement and wasn't too bright and would take advantage of him left and right

[@michaellindsay3215]

Seeing lee dance in the first 2 mins made me come straight to the comments

[@cza-g2389]

Lmfao

[@phil.d-roll6393]

06/23/2021

[@TheSandro0669]

Fkn love u guys but you gotta step up your Audio game!! lol

[@hasselnttper3730]

Cats are tremendous.

[@alexjoseph4665]

Woof woofin

[@factchecker8636]

Turn Joey's MIC up Lee.

[@VISIONBTS]

oh shit

[@dominicdwhat420noreallysna9]

say cheez

[@DimitrisKoronakosIonikos]

Uncle Joey looks sharp..Started loosing these kls.. So happy for you Coco, keep it straight, stay black you momo....

[@ForbesyGames]

Im surprised you guys can do a podcast/working while high without being paranoid as fuck

[@Dthesun]

uncle joey. i want you to come help me get a car.

[@djefferson5669]

Joey needs a 710 Cleaner endorsement! That bong looks nasty as fuck!

[@Autolykos38]

Ive never michael vicked my animals