Joey Diaz on the Best He's Got and Evolution of Coke

The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode 481
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest George Perez
• The Church Of What's H...

[@jay5722]

Joey " from 84-87" Diaz .

[@David78721]

🤣

[@nathan19912007]

😂😂😂

[@Unknown-Ways]

Tremendous

[@jaredcardenas813]

“In boulder” “in aspen”

[@ravfan123]

I could listen to him talk about Coke all day.

[@jesusroman3458]

Probably because I’m

[@jesusroman3458]

IndieFlick Jim lll

[@DEUSVULTEAM]

He needs a movie, Diaz has lived more lives than a fucking cat, should be on dollar bill , uncle joey is an icon

[@FreePalestineGodSaveThem]

Only guy I can watch after doing a few bumps and actually pay attention too

[@mictlanorion]

Same

[@Reezo2x]

You don't go on Joey Diaz's podcast to talk, you go on to listen.

[@gavinwatters6322]

ryan connelly 👌🏼👌🏼

[@otkrg146]

Good taste in music and podcast

[@iggy4774]

To me Joey Diaz is very underrated, I feel like by discovering him, his comedy, his podcast, I'm in some secret group that knows about his jedi storytelling talent, much respect, going through life like a gentleman.

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

He's much bigger than he makes himself sound. He speaks about topics most headline comics and mid level celebs never do. His podcast brings out the best in him, and as a listener it's easy to forget that he has HUGE numbers of people listening weekly and going to his shows. We are in the podcast economy of comedy right now.

[@nickkinsella2942]

Well said couldn’t agree more Iggy!

[@efraincastaneda6196]

Iggy 4 bro real shit this dude is FUCKED UP in this vid lol

[@MaxP374]

Like a doctah!

[@daveford7414]

Joey you are are a rebel.love you.

[@lowridr2]

when joey talks about drugs he always whispers to make it more dramatic

[@Justintdot]

its cause hes going DEEP into the murky waters

[@TastyJammz]

joeys whispers just a normal speaking voice from the average man lol

[@azfanatic44]

Lol he's trying to keep it low-key

[@Trose3]

Its a convict thing. You subconsciously do it. Because in prison you never know whos listening, or whos a snitch, or thinks your a snitch for talking to much. So when ever you talk about dope or criminal shit you end up speaking quietly.

[@Rory695]

lowridr2 he sounds fucked up here

[@tritchie9]

Joey "talk about coke" Diaz

[@Dk-gl1nh]

"We took a bunched of crushed ice and we crunched it into little pebbles, Lee Syatt." -Joey Diaz

[@nicholascage9186]

I read your comment just as he said that, cracked me up.

[@atlienn2566]

Bunch of coke heads in here lmao I feel you tho

[@AnthonyGenzale]

@Mark Price take a chance. Columbus did.

[@emilianoyaboi5911]

@@AnthonyGenzale 😂😂

[@DetroitFettyghost]

mostly crack let's be honest for once it's ALL the same

[@bigdosser2120]

Dude I swear this is the most fucking stoned I’ve ever seen uncle joey man

[@lefloopjohnson2719]

“I don’t know what my point is”

[@williamthomas5215]

My favorite thing here is that George is one of the best guests for Joey to tell stories to because he gets all of it but doesn’t try to top it. He just listens in awe

[@natureisallpowerful]

From 84 to 87....the most Joey diaz line ever.

[@turtlemob839]

“First time I saw coke was October 1979”

[@blake8410]

Rubs his eyes like a baby

[@pertshentertainment3968]

BC 567 he literally did it as I read this 😂😂

[@DarkKing47223]

pertsh entertainment same

[@FreePalestineGodSaveThem]

Chris C holy same here ahah

[@PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55]

Same

[@artisli4e]

If you’re going to rub your eyes I rather do it like that since your fingers & finger tips have the most crud. Idk just my 2 cents.

[@seandailey3898]

Doing blow in snowman's village, sounds like a dream come true

[@kingjames-zk7fu]

Snow mass village you fucking MoMo

[@queasyislander0274]

kingjames 23 Joey said snowman but everyone knows what he means you FUCKING MOMO

[@broadwaybiz211]

Yup

[@etchosts8162]

😂😂😂😂

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

snowmass village

[@jormisdf]

"i don't know what my point is" haha

[@augjake]

Uncle Joey is baaaked

[@prepper-sq9yj]

Either base coke was tremendous, I remember pink fish scale that was so good that I did two bumps and went and bought a thank you card for my dealer true story

[@iggy4774]

To me Joey Diaz is very underrated, I feel like by discovering him, his comedy, his podcast, I'm in some secret group that knows about his jedi storytelling talent, much respect, going through life like a gentleman.

[@madcrabber1113]

So glad crack wasn't around back in the early 80s where I lived anyway and no one knew how to free base it. We just had an 8 pack or two of Budweiser ponys (8 oz. bottles) and a little Columbian Gold full of seeds split between 3 or 4 of us if we were lucky. Knew a few people who sold what they called Pink, Peruvian Fish Scale. I can't remember if it was pink or not but man you could have an hour long conversation with your worse enemy after just a tiny little bit of that stuff and enjoy the conversation no matter what it was about. It could be about anything but suddenly your enemy was your best friend and whatever you were talking about was absolutely the most interesting subject known to mankind😂

[@Petryfied]

It’s crazy to think about our drug stories when we grow up and become older. Someday sooner then later,this will be us old heads talking about stupid shit we done that nobody believes 😂👌🏼

[@noi8017]

then the young ones repeat and the cycle continues

[@Sonnyblack100]

Bring back the ether wash.

[@vibes3360]

Citric Big t read up on acetone wash

[@justinnealcondiff903]

Just a class act……love this guy…”can of corn,can of corn and I’ll be fine”still makes me cry

[@MarkSiosal]

When I lived in Hoboken in the late 70's early 80's, although I never knew or spoke to Joey, I can assure you, he was a well known young character. He doesn't need to be full of shit. He was living the kind of life he describes. Can't "vouch" for his stories, but they ring true to me.

[@sampepper3332]

Joey's correct about everything he says I totally agree with you

[@sampepper3332]

Joy as lung we'reprobably messed up from all those fluorescent light bulbs he inhaled playing swords with his friends when he was a kid

[@riffraff1880]

Sam pepper joy as lung? Huh?

[@riffraff1880]

Sam pepper what the fuck is joy as lung

[@albertkotze8974]

LSD & NitrousOxide Joey’s lungs are probably messed up... etc.

[@mauricioarriola1360]

Joey Diaz “I took a lil bit of that 2 grams” 😂😂😂

[@miguelv9282]

Joey “I will never put anything up my nose” Diaz

[@DI-uk9rj]

this is like an official coke advert

[@philax1545]

Joey talking about blow is like me hitting the sweet spot in my ear with a q-tip.

[@NotAlrightSpider]

I need some of that coke right now.

[@MalagasyPrince]

SureBone99 nigga it ain’t that easy to get 92%

[@LPM21]

😂😂😂 Don't we all

[@russianbot5554]

Hash

[@bakerjaht]

I live on the east coast, every mid level dealer around here has straightt fish scale. Last time we picked up, the rock we had was a 90 degree angle from where they chipped it off the brick lol

[@bakerjaht]

@tfs2O3 damn dude that sucks! Although being outside such a giant city thats not terribly surprising. Im in Hartford CT, so we're so close to New York/Boston but we're a small enough city that if you cut your shit that bad, word will get around REAL fast so no one even bothers.

[@MasterNinjaXz]

joey's so fuckin blasted hahaha and so am I LOL

[@dylan4868]

I love how Joey calls it THC Crystal years after finding out it was angel dust LOL

[@kieranhughes3666]

Ah I was wondering what he meant 😂

[@XSL17X]

Watching joey talk about drugs on drugs is the best trip there is

[@jetboy_]

🎶my eyes are blind but I can seeeee the snowflakes glisten on the treeee the sun no longer sets me freeeeee I feel there's no place freezing meeee🎶 uncle joey is my favorite uncle after referencing snowblind, that's literally my favorite song by my favorite band. Vol. 4 is the heaviest and the most underappreciated sabbath album there is.

[@gunkmasterflex942]

vol4 is my favorite album, to me personnally ozzys vocals are just fucking outstanding.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"I feel the snowflakes freezing me."

[@leetaylor2087]

I wanna smoke and do coke with Joey for hours the guy is so relatable to the coke life haha

[@Respondifyourbadattrolling]

Omg your so cool bro omg

[@philipfarley6680]

Joey you got the show ever.l. l can relate with you so much.l remember when an ounce was 2k.but it was all either based.l love you dude. Your the real thing.

[@snowman8725]

4:35 joeys famous pinky to ear clean

[@cerealmilk6877]

I thought he was gna cry at 3:04 Bc he realized how great his life became. Congrats Joey

[@seanfrank32]

I love his stories. Though I feel like the weights are quite exaggerated. Lol

[@Joetalericoocontobelmont]

Something tells me this THC crystal Joey always talks about snorting in the 70s, wasn’t THC at all.

[@KB-pd9yh]

People are saying it was PCP, but they were calling it THC crystal

[@sarcofaygo6218]

@@KB-pd9yh yes

[@JmieYoutube]

Oh shit, I thought that was Joe Rogan in the chair 🤔

[@seanfrank32]

"This is WAY before Scarface. This is 1979." Scarface released 1980 😂😂

[@thedaftpunk23]

1983*

[@seanfrank32]

@@thedaftpunk23 oh shit. My bad. lol

[@JohnSmith-oh5zp]

Imagine Joey Diaz doing ASMR

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

Cheese grater asmr

[@crabbiboi5528]

Joey Diaz: we took the crushed ice and smashed it into peices... now i know what crushed ice is

[@matthewschwab9316]

0:32 when he rubbed his eyes I lost it🤣🤣

[@rippawallet]

Lmao looks like a big baby. Love it

[@Blernster]

@@rippawallet he literally looks like a giant baby wtf

[@kodacvisualz]

The way he rubs his eyes.

[@raymondjunger4742]

Tremendous

[@tunelowplayslow5623]

Snorting THC crystal? Uncle joey was snorting horse or something.

[@edp4445]

TuneLow PlaySlow pcp

[@brianjohnson9802]

I don't know why those dumbfucks called pcp thc crystal. That's some bullshit.

[@detectiveharris8772]

Brian thats the joke lmao. It was pcp but to get joey to do it it was called thc crystals so after joey finds out he just runs with it to reference his young naiveness. There I explained it to your stupid dumbfuck ass.

[@benblanco7134]

@@detectiveharris8772 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥💯

[@claemayor1650]

Ketamine

[@akraps99]

I dont know why but MDMA for me feals waaay better then cocaine

[@DemonInPain]

duhhhh.

[@jonmastah662]

Y.E.S. Its cuz it reacts with serotonin and releases 'ALL' OF IT, yayo just keeps the dopamine from being released, so theres a shit ton in stores. Doesn't dump it all out

[@tompcd1189]

Because it is way better

[@ahappyimago]

Coke is way overrated

[@shehateme9955]

Joey deserves atleast a crystal geyser sponsorship. "Stay hydrated..."

[@shehateme9955]

@peter griffin the thirst.. its official

[@unknown-lr4tx]

@peter griffin lol

[@1catmilkdrinker]

isn't el guapo Bas Rutten??? lmao

[@EdenPrime7]

mad1mike1997 lol drug kingpin Bass

[@caseypiper7351]

Makes me want a few bumps lol

[@jeffreycollins7297]

Best ending to a Joey Coco Diaz clip EVER!

[@NS-nr6rg]

Lol

[@jonmastah662]

1:20 that is a straight fed question...

[@bob9644]

Jon Mastah lmao hes like tell me the name of the guy you got it from

[@michealbeard7503]

I remember doing my first bumb it was like 2019 and that coke was like a tan kinda yellow ish color, had me all kinds of fucked up🤣

[@coolinism]

Sounds good You got lucky though I'd say but don't get a taste for it as you will regret it for sure

[@romyarmada2521]

Coke is fine, I’ve been doing it for years. Heroin and crack is the stuff to be cautious about.

[@ghostvalley6786]

Dude has a career talking about cocaine

[@DanielAnderssson]

Joey is the poster boy for cocaine

[@ahappyimago]

Someone’s gotta talk about it

[@_RobBanks]

Is this continued somewhere? I was expecting to hear him elaborate on the evolution of different cocaine thru different eras. Buddy asked him what it was like before crack then after... where’s the response???

[@DylanFoster87]

God damn Joey is high af 😂

[@ezdeuce1818]

so, if you're a fan you would know he is talking about PCP. He has spoken about it before. However, my dad is an old acid head from wayyyy back. he said they were getting upwards of 90% concentrates that were what im hearing is available out west at anywhere from 150 to 200 a g. he said it was colorless and pretty much taseless(relative to a terpine oozing flower top) which is what im hearing those new concentrates are like. other postsers are correct about not being able to snort it though. he also commented that it wasnt as enjoyable as the good sensi they had a plug on. this was in the late 70s early 80s minnesota btw...

[@lowprofile513]

Joey’s the only person I’ve ever heard talk about snorting THC crystals.

[@lilmane1070]

When he says THC crystals, he’s talking about PCP (it’s a running thing on the podcast)

[@NR1232]

“I dont know what my point is”hahahaha I like where you were headed man !

[@megalomart6824]

Joey reminds me of my coke dealer no bullshit lmao

[@threepointsnipah]

great ending

[@bgrumble]

"...I don't know what my point is"

[@thaspacegoatae3419]

If you live in the states and are wondering if you have good coke dont worry because you dont. In the US we have 20-40% purity and that's at BEST. There was one country in particular..but what I'm gonna say is very pure blow feels like a very calming yet energizing sense of well being and it does NOT burn your nose in the slightest. If you wanna know, take a low dose of Kratom with some kava kava and imagine that feeling but even more euphoric and addicting.

[@Piper-Down-EZ]

Yeah bro , I had some this weekend that didn’t burn or nothing, woke up feeling good

[@xSubParSaucex]

People love to keep the “I’ll never put anything up my nose/in my veins” rule to themselves until they break it, then they realize that EVERYBODY makes that rule at one point in time.😆

[@brendabuja1296]

Not everybody. Fuck that shit.

[@jordanbryant5035]

Nose is nothing. Shooting up is on a whole different level.

[@birdlawyer6191]

Shootin is nothing. Shoving shit up your ass is a whole different level.

[@brianjohnson9802]

I broke all those.

[@jaydenellsmore-mm8db]

Hey dawg, I never put anything In my veins, yet I have been around drugs my whole life, due ego family and friends, from a very young age, I’ve done a lot of stuff but never, ever have I put anything in my viens, doesn’t make me any better, but just saying, it doesn’t apply to everyone

[@rlsoutdoors997]

He’s talking about doing a freeZe. Seen people snort it with crushed ice too. When there’s a bunch you get real creative with it...my brother told me all about it...

[@AAG_1999]

Joey “coke” Diaz

[@Respondifyourbadattrolling]

Small loan of 2 grams

[@kyleculpepper798]

It always seemed when George was on the show Joey would enter another dimension via edibles and bong rips

[@HaikesXO]

He really said October ‘79 LOL wtf

[@diycraftq8658]

This is a fan channel ? yikes. I love joey. Hes a real raconteur- i am sure half is a bit fabricated -but there is a best seller in these stories for sure.

[@jonnyjib]

SILLY STAR LILLY KID I caught a few cracks in the stories but for the most part I think he's pretty honest..

[@jonmastah662]

I feel like he really lived that life. I dont think its fabricated (atleast not most), he seems genuine

[@jposco]

Joey is the realest. Love this dude!

[@WANT]

thc crystal

[@christopherturner4351]

Coke now is horrible.i want to go back to the, joey days

[@phatcatmousekiller2768]

You don't know the wright people there is great Coke and the shit that went through to many hands get cut all along the way

[@justeungars7356]

phat cat mouse killer maybe not as good but still fucking great but its double the price

[@kdawg9190]

It’s so damn expensive. I was in Medellin. A beer was the equivalent of 25 cents. A gram straight off a brick there was still 20$

[@jonmastah662]

Not necessarily true. Theres still fire

[@jonmastah662]

Just not as prevalent

[@jimjones9840]

THC crystal or tabs in the 1970's was PCP. Fact

[@WXSTANG]

Is it me... or is he high talking on the podcast? He can't keep a thought straight in his mind and just rambles about everything. Evolution of coke? Where he got the best coke? Never mind... smh

[@rectalsiphon7008]

Best shit i got was in Phoenix Arizona straight raw like glass fresh from Columbia through Mexico to Phoenix my face was frozen

[@perks6292]

Joey "...I don't know what my point is" Diaz

[@Okagbue09]

Damn sad to know he regrets this moment cause of what happened to his friend.

[@herbyhannan1675]

Joey's memory is bang on.i can't remember what I did last week,never mind in the 80's.gotta luv the guy !!!

[@davenwatts8173]

Herby Hannan I hear ya, my memory is gone

[@billgatesfauciouchie1696]

what was Thc Crystal ? pcp?

[@Blunt_Man]

Worstnme69420 Kammerer yeah

[@j-doomster1624]

lol you actually are the moron dude. Back in the 70's ''THC crystal'' was just a slang term for PCP. PCP was sold under various fake names, including THC, mescaline, etc. Joey Diaz is just not so informed apparently for calling it ''thc crystals''.

[@jameshill2450]

But you kind of are though. Or else you're just saying random shit unrelated to the rest of the conversation.

[@vanessativa2418]

Worstnme69420 Kammerer angel dust

[@joshuas637]

@@jameshill2450 thc is the psychoactive ingredient in weed you fuckwit

[@elchonpirasjowi3010]

I dont know nuthin!

[@nathan19912007]

Joey "El Gwapo" Diaz

[@etchosts8162]

“The evolution of cocaine” -Joey Diaz

[@JorgeLopez-yf3ys]

Where did you get the best coke? "Well u have to go with the time zones" -joey diaz LMAO!! What does time zones have to do with anything lol

[@Myhaay]

LMAo you dont have enough attention span to understand what he meant? Basically the year/era in which he did it. Over the years drugs change as does everything. (By drugs change i mean what the majority of the people are selling/buying.)

[@15chargerbb]

Best coke comes from crack cooks in my experience....lmao

[@jacksonwheeler4731]

joey makes me wanna do coke

[@rubenbon5475]

The history of coke

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I love Joey but when he talks about the coke not being made from ether after the 80's is such a bullshit thing to say. I didn't start doing coke until the late 90's and I know what ether tastes and smells like because of the uncut coke I was doing at the time. Just because he wasn't getting shit with ether in it doesn't mean nobody used it to manufacture coke anymore. Such a dumb thing to say....

[@tod3msn]

Listening to these stories is sort of sad because you wonder could have happened without the substances. It’s a well worn path of illusion and misdirection. A reminder that drugs are their own endpoint and not worth the ride.

[@v1sudo]

To me it seems like they are reminiscing on good times. What's the point living your whole life as a square? Take a chance, Columbus did

[@franciscoybighartson8854]

Once you do gear for so long you just get paranoid and don’t feel good, if I do it with my friends and sober I just sit and awkwardly laugh and don’t know what to say, but if I’m drunk that’s all I want and it feels like what it looks in the movies, only when drunk though

[@taylormcmillan6561]

Snowman village 😂😂😂

[@louisdicenso9478]

THERE IS NO FUKIN WAY HE ISN'T EMBELISHING TO MUCH DETAIL DUDE

[@juvenromero3715]

Joey " I dunno notin" Diaz.

[@boyznthewoodz770]

For everyone wondering what the fuck joey is talking about when he says he snorted “thc crystal” it was PCP. Given the time frame and all the weird effects he described when he tells the thc crystal story it sounds like it was PCP

[@A_R411]

Damn Joey you where stoned to the gills in this one.

[@jamescastillo282]

These guys are so funny 😂

[@jaimejaviergarcia3743]

"I got fucked up and shit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yowiewowie2663]

I get this from the Jew he flew it from Israel

[@chewba2008]

Realest man alive!

[@troyprince8012]

Like I had some on me and wasn’t planning on doing any. Listening to his stories changed my mind let’s just say that

[@troyprince8012]

*doing any today

[@ndn2589]

The coke even in the last 10 years has change so much its not the same

[@UKCHEEZ]

+THROATGOD69 a ball ? lol shit price

[@jonmastah662]

HA. I know

[@jonmastah662]

You can still find FIRE shit, pasty, wet work, that butter. Just not as prevelant

[@scottlambert741]

In Philadelphia around 2010-2011 you could get AMAZING shit. Up by the colleges it was everywhere. Maybe it came from jersey off the boats who knows lol but within the last 10 years it went away and now all we have is .. I don’t know what to call it

[@ndn2589]

@the black dominican H pusher i know my.dad tells me all the time about the shit in the 80s

[@TzTokTokEN]

Joey Donkey Dust Diaz 🐴 ❄️😂

[@wildeninja2836]

Ether isn’t a cut it’s a solvent and doesn’t stay in the product lol