Joey Diaz on Not Rushing Into Marriage

[@Bigheart49]

Uncle Joey preaching A.A. principles while smoking a joint, tremendous 😆

[@sicknado]

I was trippin on mushrooms and Joey came into my mind and I actually started to cry. I felt this weird friendship bond type thing like I knew him. Because, in a way I guess we all do.

[@derekw9724]

Hell yeah dog

[@AtbChronic]

Cheers brotha we’re all family

[@willroraback5817]

Needed to hear this shit bro wow

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Yeah.....that's what you wanna see tripping on mushrooms....a crying dude

[@ThreeTimez15]

This is real shit, love ya church goers

[@CrazySC833]

lol, I love how Lee laughs like a baby giggling.

[@olivergreen7910]

What I love about Joey is that he puts complex situations into simple terms so that everyone can understand him

[@drummerdavemax]

If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company!

[@kotorr]

Joey is like the cool uncle who gives you a beer on your birthday, lights a joint with you before thanksgiving dinner, the guy who taught you how to talk to girls and how to steal and most importantly taught you about life and what it meant to be alive. Joey’s been there for me when no one else was and I can’t thank him enough

[@daves.3278]

26 and no marriage or kids! Life is good 💯💯

[@frankcasarelli9140]

I busted my jizz at 33. Be careful brother. Now I wish I would have stored my juice at a bank and gotten a vasectomy.

[@MelonxJuice]

It’s hard to go through life alone man straight up

[@jonnyperry3961]

Pussy

[@shepherdoffire9263]

Not hard just lonely and can get extremely sad at times

[@EddyG0rdo]

Tv Stealing Guy that’s what he means

[@KJ-lz2gi]

@@jonnyperry3961 You sound extremely lonely.

[@gu3sswh075]

Richard John McCain what's so pussy about being lonely?

[@michaelroccooo]

JOEY D is the Truth - He brought the Old School Style of the East Coast New York Dirty Jersey and smacked the West Coast in the Teeth with it - So not only fucking Funny as Hell but he is bringing something different to the table - This is a true Fucking Character

[@WatermelonCarver]

Joey "let the cat out of the hat" Diaz

[@Stryker-yt3cb]

All risk, no benefits for a man to get married in today’s age..tread carefully

[@anthonymichaeldurkin6244]

Aint that the truth....thanks stryker91 10

[@tanner5274]

True that

[@Stryker-yt3cb]

@@anthonymichaeldurkin6244 you got it brother

[@derekw9724]

What about taxes

[@Stryker-yt3cb]

@@derekw9724 Depending on how you file and your income, you can actually end up paying more taxes if you're married. Again this is based on personal income and situation, but it's not always cut and dry that you will receive tax breaks for being married. Also receiving a few thousand dollars off your taxes versus paying out an extremely large sum to attorney's for getting a divorce doesn't make it objectively worth it. My parent's spent a total of over $500,000 in attorney's fees plus several years of their lives to finalize their divorce.

[@victorzarate7672]

Joey Diaz for President

[@megankapinsky7897]

Solid advice from a couple of re known pant's men,keep it up Joey...

[@king-yq5xj]

Inspirational synopsis of love life of Joey Diaz and being transparent before his wife, daughter, and his followers (us) in order to get going this familial relationship for the days and years to come; Thank you, Joey Diez. You are captivating story teller.

[@theweberjosh]

I'm similar right now, breaking even with my art and spending a lot on beer etc. Really appreciate this podcast

[@mrqh406]

" You both broke and putting Shit together " ... That's how it is at times , felt that one.

[@dylanchumley9841]

Gotta get those early morning words of wisdom from uncle Joey

[@joeym3828]

Spot on J.D Salute from JERSEY

[@RoxyReyes]

Good morning 🙏

[@cg3ssf]

Hello Roxy you PYT... YIKES

[@theweberjosh]

Respect. This shit is priceless to me. “ CHURCH BITCHES! “

[@liamkush5489]

Joey diaz is the man 👍👍 tou need to ger mighty mouse on your podcast seriouslt he right down your street

[@BuckAken0319]

Real shit uncle Joey!

[@obsolete375]

Number one rule in life. NEVER involve the State in your Love affairs.

[@fickdeinstyle]

Uncle Joey preaching his wisdom as usual, much love!

[@jy2334]

I really love this women....and she wants to move real fast....any other advice besides unk Joey

[@loganofnorth880]

Take it slow

[@KyOte13]

Run

[@partyendsat9235]

You have 1 foot on the banana peel, you slip up, and boom Papa Joey

[@CeemPlay]

Jose Diaz he doin comedy

[@betrousaltaweel]

Which women comedians is he talking about that are getting married? Kate Quigley?

[@111RAMONES]

Take it slow! Live with them before you get married! Trust me!

[@Bwh-rm3py]

PRE Nuptial guys are your giving your stuff away.

[@borz7860]

after corona virus and shit come down to Melbourne Australia plz lol -George

[@doiiiiiiiiiii]

The guy doesn't even have a passport lol

[@ericnathaniel7088]

I in dog house I be drinking but not today in the morning afternoon you be ok ya meow what I mean I poke with smot

[@phoenixjones7191]

I had a fucking stroke reading this

[@Trent_Moorman]

How did you manage to find this vid and write a comment while have a psychotic break?

[@kindbud]

poke with smot

[@joeym3828]

Dam bro u alright

[@ericnathaniel7088]

@@joeym3828 yes I not going to drink this week

[@supersuperkw]

Kate or Ester or Elenor

[@ericnathaniel7088]

Dude have ya ever had some food so good ya burnt ya lips I did my lips hurts

[@ericnathaniel7088]

@Austin Santos that's like me I cook clean and help wife all the time I help my nieces and nephews with homework and I brade my nieces hair and teach my nephew how to play key board taught my son's how to go fishing and start a fire and how to go camping

[@dio_brrrrrando2480]

Hey Joey… can I talk to you because I’m going through my first divorce

[@moviesynopsis001]

All of them things joey listed are related to money lol.

[@Pinebrookjohn75]

Holy shit lee sounds like hes gonna drop dead any second

[@shepherdoffire9263]

Can someone tell me whats the point of legal marriage? Like with all the paperwork and shit? When i get married its gonna be without the government involved just me and her knowing we’re eternally meant for each other with a ring or something we can come up with thatll bond us for life. I never understood why people get married involving the law and shit, thats a whole lot of trouble especially cause dummies get married in less than a year and shit lol

[@Drangus135]

4200 views wudup

[@THECHAOSEMPEROR]

Most women would never get married if they did`nt get the benefits of it and the divorce. There`s a reason why it`s mostly women who will pressure men to get married.

[@DaCashRap]

5:09 I never wanted to smack Lee this much before

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I'm so happy not being married....

[@Moorsho]

The Jew feels lonely 😩

[@scottbowles9574]

She definitely must love you to still be with you, your still completely f up, she’s still gotta look at you being completely ripped on edibles, your so messed up I don’t know how she puts up with it

[@ericnathaniel7088]

Poke smot

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

legend has it that roach is still burning

[@sleep9366]

Never been this early. Cheers Uncle Joe.

[@Edrin222]

ME too

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

Agreed, cheers

[@zangardo3937]

early for what

[@Nozylatten]

You are late sucka this is a clip if you wanna be early bw there live

[@Nova-vr2xv]

Tremendous.

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

"You got the milk,why buy the cow?"-Don Frye on marriage

[@jayks4644]

Bc someone can easily swoop ur good milk supply

[@Rockesb888]

You’ve built a great life for yourself Joey. Very inspiring.

[@timothyw815]

Wisdommmmmmmmmmm, don't force, don't do not force

[@anthonydeleon927]

Me and my girl just broke up after 4 years. Feeling like shit rn. Thank you for your advice joey

[@smokeystreams8019]

love gettin off work, gettin stoned and listen to uncle joey. cheers coco hope ya days amazing

[@expe808]

what is marriage really

[@MCJOHNSON95]

A financial agreement made by the government

[@crooked52h]

Marriage = Liability

[@nickname8619]

@@MCJOHNSON95 honestly. why cant two people love each other and stay together that way until they grow old WITHOUT a stupid ceremony and a contract? government benefits? why havent we changed it yet

[@senpaiasmr3889]

@@nickname8619 the same reason why people are not allowed to settle in every country they wanna live instead they have to ask the government for permission

[@lostdarkside]

Marriage is a fashion statement . In reality it doesn't exist When men and women get together, they have children . How they are raised is the roller coaster of life.

[@712818]

How about not getting married in the first place?

[@emilianorutz6433]

Man I swear, every time I listen to Joey, even when I'm feeling retarded, he makes me feel like a docta!

[@jordanmatthews8351]

Lees laugh 💓

[@talisfiney984]

Joeeeyyyy you da man🍻🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙

[@groupwbench]

We love ya, Coco.

[@boshfitt8047]

Wake and bake with uncle Joey

[@stevenhoch1076]

Happy anniversary to y'all! Good story too.

[@bigbrainalertpodcast9902]

Joey always with the wise takes

[@rangerdanger9485]

Everyone who tried to not let uncle Joey keep his girlfriend which is now his wife is exactly why you don’t need to trust people people are pieces of shit just want to see you suffer you feel as miserable as they do even when they know they’re wrong or what they’re saying is not true

[@isaiahdaddys9379]

I respect uncle joey

[@jumpman23madj1]

Great luck Joey has, and a good woman

[@DedePerez-xr1xv]

❤ your rt when you're not looking be careful what you ask for 😊

[@kushy419]

Love ya uncle joey

[@andrewavila5757]

I wish my dumbass would've took the chance/hint to be with someone who genuinely did care about me.

[@devagovender7198]

It was all a dream......Notorius BIG

[@MrJintensive]

2:19 is that Joey's stomach or Lee's vibrator?

[@onebadgirl1657]

When are you guys on live? Good morning uncle Joey and brother lee. Wake Nd bake. Yippee 😁

[@klaysumpson9724]

Who’s he talking to? Nate Diaz?

[@andrew72587]

Yes. This one right here. Definitely hit the spot and has got me thinking.

[@middletownmike1946]

Uncle Joey always puts the joint 1st... NYC got you unkle Joe.

[@leobailey6553]

Quigly is getting married o shit

[@owenjohnson7447]

Lol so it’s Whitney and who?

[@huntersmith8477]

Tremendous story!

[@misspoofs]

Needed to hear this. Ty \m/

[@Soprano1013]

lame repeat

[@sethgainforth3537]

At 5:15. This is the reason it’s time to move on from Lee Syat. Bringing the show down.

[@RyanNamTV]

The dudes voice other than Joey Diaz is super annoying holy crap

[@kushy419]

Lee is that jew bro

[@markcurry3083]

@@kushy419 yeah no hating on Lee and his Jew milk!

[@scottbowles9574]

Lee you’ll never get married until u admit your gat

[@cindysue5079]

Ok Joey , i want meet this lady. Southern women are great women, for the most part!✌❤

[@joeym3828]

It really seems that way. Bible belt ? U think helps?

[@ballkans]

Yeah, they were, in 19 century, now 90% are divorced, unmarried and cheating.

[@anthonymichaeldurkin6244]

Southern women r great women