The Church:

[@jeremiahvazquez4037]

This is why I love uncle Joey. When shit hits the fan. He’s there too lead us soldiers like the General he is!!

[@LukeNorther]

Like a doctah!

[@charlesku4308]

Dude, and his breathing sounds sooooo much better. he must have switched to edibles - fuckin Joey for 2020

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Jeremiah Vazquez please. He’s full of shit.

[@777-h6d]

@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss yet here you are you punk

[@kentuckygreenthumb1]

True shit!

[@cjjdnc]

"I've gone from 20 bong hits to 6." True sacrifice.

[@plaguex1]

Everyone needs to begin to enjoy more edibles. And get out there like savages outside and just walk. Not around people until we figure what's going on fully. Edibles are how weed is supposed to be used anyways, based on history

[@GodBlezzAmerica]

Plague bro I ate 300mg n nothing happened lol

[@plaguex1]

@@GodBlezzAmerica have you tried different types of edibles? I know for me personally certain ones just dont give me the effect I desire while others blast me into space. Even if they're the same miligramage

[@GodBlezzAmerica]

Plague I have tried the infused syrup, candy that’s made with tincture and fire cracker I felt high for like 20 mins but this was when I was younger and barely smoked weed also I ate a cookie made with butter once and my eyes got red but I wasn’t high at all I just think my body rejects them or something lol

[@coolguy4306]

@@GodBlezzAmerica some people just dont feel edibles no matter what they do. Sucks to be you i guess

[@joshrandor4371]

"A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse." -Uncle Joey

[@raimundosilva4382]

Se eu

[@raimundosilva4382]

O que que ele fala aquela juíza ela me viu ela me viu

[@raimundosilva4382]

Me interessa é as provas que eles falaram que eles latirem e não provar

[@raimundosilva4382]

Tá é uma p*** Santa é uma pontinha santo time o time ele é uma pasta de umaele para mim não passa de uma p*** sem moral sem palavra o homem que não tem palavra não o que ele fala ele é pior do que uma

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

Can we get that in something other than a buttfuck language?

[@kodi258]

We need a podcast of Joey trying to get lee to realize that he has been in self quarantine for the last 5 years

[@xplobbies1868]

🤣

[@MaticT]

"Myself, Christ killa... and myself" TREMENDOUS

[@97Xmm]

That made me feel some strong emotions when Uncle Joey said all he wants to do is live long enough to see his daughter grow up or graduate high school at least. Much love to Uncle Joey and The Church family. ✊

[@supasmutty4243]

When he said "no guests for a few weeks" YES i love solo joey! & Lee

[@Chris-hw4mq]

yeah it makes a better show

[@ClosedCasketFuneraI]

Yeah that last one was bad with that conspiracy guy.

[@Futureacquiescence]

Fuck yes

[@phantomstranger8959]

Gonna be going DEEP

[@lizardywizard]

be better minus the Christ killer. He's a joke / half brained human.

[@jonthomas5595]

Uncle Joey sitting at home right now eating 10 stars of death knodding out while dipping wings with blue cheese

[@notoriousBENN]

The rant at 44:49 is legendary.. give it a min or so to sizzle up. Uncle Joey ready to go off!

[@chucksteak01]

Yes!

[@The_Albanian_Syndicate]

Fuck all those greedy cocksuckers.

[@mick40jb]

Spot on Joey!!!!! Disney_Airlines_NFL_NBA_MLB_CABLE_VERIZON have gouged us for too long. Fuck'em all

[@itzvirt]

"Take a chance, Columbus did" - Joey Diaz for Prez 2020

[@ME-ck3kv]

This man gives me hope for life

[@lettucetim]

MØE than eva befoe

[@doodahman2995]

Me too. Such a motivator.

[@jenniferjack4346]

Yes brother! He does!

[@doodahman2995]

Love The Church so much! It truly helps me out, and makes me want to do better in life. I've been having a rough time. Just want to be ok. Hope everyone out there is doing good.

[@Noung23]

"Can you get the corona virus in powder form?""we would've snorted it" Killed it brother

[@mv0921_]

Lol yeah . He is right

[@brianfeeney1061]

I’d A took a bump 🤷‍♂️

[@daylnroegner6744]

Blue collar Roughnecks 🤣🤣😂😂🥳🥳🤯🤯🥴🥴🤪🧐

[@rub3nq]

"He thinks he's real cool with his unicycle" tremendous 🤣🤣🤣

[@thecheesefilledllama]

Thank you for realizing the impact this can have on people with mental health problems, I've had a life full of depression and other mental problems and this is agonizing right now. Still, I've been physically disabled for a few years so I feel I'm in a good place to deal with it. All I've been doing this past 2 years is working on my physical and mental self, this is just more of the same. Thank you again, we'll get through this shit.

[@Stephen_Eee]

YOUR NAME! lmao do alpacas come cheese filled as well?

[@ripperrouge5985]

Stay safe all 🌍🌎🌏

[@ramondimas1252]

My brother I send you much strength. Remember that you arent the only one suffering through this my man. In this time it gives us time to reflect and note that we are all connected. Stay strong.

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

I'm also physically disabled, but had set myself up so I'm not destitute over the last few years :) just gonna grow weed and keep my door locked!

[@michaelhendrix82]

“Buy the essentials... cream corn” lmao

[@STORM0985]

Can a corn! Can a corn.. I'll be fine.

[@chrisgarcia8592]

I fucking died

[@Joelontugs]

I didn't think about that lmfao

[@CaptAwesumNo1Zone]

Convict Football team Represent

[@KrisKroger]

@@STORM0985you guys better not cut me from this team!

[@satanas5975]

Best energy in the podcast game, i get so happy when i see uncle Joey.. much health ❤❤❤

[@guccimane623]

Jorge Santana agreed, however I miss the podcasts where they go DEEP with the edibles and Lee is on camera, they’re fading in and out. I used to go to sleep to that

[@Jiggy609]

#Gucci Mane i know i hate how they went sober

[@nameless76mozwhaz9]

Ikr it puts an instant smile on my mug.

[@johnjefferson1104]

Now I see why they call it "the Church", preach my brotha.

[@leejganderson7827]

]]pppppppa1vF

[@Smokinlucretia]

Take care, Church & Stay Safe Everyone!

[@Smokinlucretia]

@Jordan Evans Jesus xD I hope not. They got enough problems :P

[@waveyjohnson7974]

Jordan Evans only a matter of time now

[@antoniomateos-gallardo8240]

Good tidings citizen

[@silversteel6312]

This episode of theCHURCH has to be in the top 5 of all time. JD is focused and his delivery is flowing. Lee is at the wheel and he effortlessly guides them both to legendary status. This episode speaks of its time. The rare perfect balance of entertainment and information is achieved. This episode is more than an podcast, it should be saved as an historical document for future generations.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

On God

[@trevorhayes1608]

Coronaville I'm dead😂😂

[@RaJr-oy8ky]

Same

[@AtiyehMoghaddam]

haha so funny

[@elcypher6102]

Im shutting it down cocksuckas the shit has hit the fan.

[@nicehatmrdog5265]

Jared Mehrlich give it to a hospital if you find it, they need it. You don’t

[@toxicpickle5339]

Joey “Everyone is Rocky Balboa now.” Diaz

[@nathanjualin2118]

Today’s my first day in a new job, I started getting anxious a bit.... and I see uncle joey’s “keeping your head in the game” what a blessing 🙏🏽

[@aiydanf]

nathan jualin hey at least you got one rn

[@John-mf6ky]

I feel you, man. just started a new job myself. It's less than a quarter mile away from the largest quarantine in my state too 😅

[@Futureacquiescence]

You’re gonna run this place in a month brother

[@jazminlazo2810]

Good luck!

[@GodBlezzAmerica]

Grab your balls and salute the flag it’s another new day in America go get it

[@BlackHawk2901]

Stay safe Joey. We can’t afford to lose another comedic legend from illness.

[@ScoundrelSFB]

GREETINGS FROM CORONAVIRUSVILLE!!! life is rough being cooped up, but thank you uncle Joey and lee for this! God, myself and the rest of us followers need you.

[@thechuckr2905]

Joey "these taste great" Lee "no they dont" Joey stops mid promo "Lee eat your mushroom" I'm both envious and feel bad for Lee getting to be friends/work with Joey Diaz

[@TheCupiedoll]

And he touched his face 1000 times and grabs the shrooms and hands it to Lee. 😝

[@HarborDiscussionsPlus]

TheCupiedoll loolll if they didnt work together that’d definitely be a no no

[@bayareaomg]

randomly thought about suca la minca today and started laughing. couldn't wait for the new episode.

[@weedtube7107]

😂😂😂

[@doodahman2995]

I drive to. So I'm basically getting paid to listen to podcasts. All day. Every day...

[@profitwages9625]

Same. I’m a 23 year old owner operator with a fleet of 2.

[@glock10mm95]

The docta ordered more Joey Diaz for the remedy

[@John-mf6ky]

I honestly love hearing about Joey and Mercy's relationship, it sounds cute af to be honest. I'm glad they get to spend a lot of time together with everything going on. I've always worried about Joey's health relative to his daughter's age.. I've told myself I'd never want children, but hearing Joey almost makes me want to change my mind haha.

[@Cottsify]

Just sparked up my wake and bake and this comes up, bless you Uncle Joey

[@doodahman2995]

Who's better than u?

[@irishwk97]

We need another shroom cast with joey, lee, and a guest. Tremendous.

[@kledus420smith8]

Dearly

[@FyreStarz]

Theo

[@jayyb1832]

@@FyreStarz yes

[@irishwk97]

@@FyreStarz that was my fav pod of all time

[@Pain-mr2hn]

@@FyreStarz Theo is sober from drugs now

[@Dinco422]

This is what the world needs. Much love from Romania Uncle Joey! People do listen to you from here too!

[@alexandrustanescu4294]

Dinco422 me too brother

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

Stay safe!

[@skyrnir]

"I`ve been smoking so much weed I got eczema"

[@jamesnihger4933]

I’m not familiar with this sorry, but could this worsen my eczema?

[@firas7770]

@@jamesnihger4933 no

[@anthonysanicola1301]

Stay strong people and safe don’t pass the joint time to bogart fellas

[@itzzmanic3378]

If you dont bring your own weed you ain't smoking wit me Jack! Corona got nothing to do with it

[@TheArtofBoxing101]

@@itzzmanic3378 Thanks for the laugh man... hadn't had one all night.

[@plaguex1]

Better yet just hand out edibles. I know with me I'm trying to go completely edibles.

[@TheArtofBoxing101]

@@plaguex1 Yup ive already went full edibles, much easier than expected since my lungs have been getting severely fucked up and im fit as fuck. On 200 mg moon bars rn .

[@celticfox]

@@TheArtofBoxing101 damn I wish finding edibles out here was easier. The struggle of living in a non-legalized state.. I'd happily buy a supply!!

[@mikemanuka]

I’m sitting in my camper van in Australia , listening to Joey and eating my can of beans. Fucken aye mate! Ha

[@siwoods-m5n]

Uncle Joey could get us all through this with daily podcasts😂thankgod for uncle Joey and Lee. These podcasts speak the most sense at this difficult time.

[@lean.2366]

I love how Lee just accepts defeat once the edibles are out and Joey asks him to eat em 😂

[@Mugen_4_lifeKRXR]

Nah, those were magic mushrooms!

[@kevind.shabahang]

we need you uncle Joey...you gotta keep us going through these times

[@bartbo5821]

lee show yourself on camera man. we miss seeing you bid dawg

[@devoncutmore]

GOD BLESS JOEY DIAZ!!

[@darkskinwhite]

"Since Paula left you been quarantined. so this doesnt change your outlook at all" "I didnt say it did but im- im a ghlblahgb get to get outta the house a couple days a week" lmao

[@remraf72]

Joey : these people weren't Phi Beta Cappas! Classic Uncle Joey.

[@remraf72]

One more comment, Joey Diaz, you still watch lying mainstream media pushing their false narrative ? Really ? These BASTARDS have caused nothing but extreme panic in Arizona! And the Nation for that matter. Instead try Brietbart, Epoch Times but love of God (or whatever you believe in) NEVER MSM..THEY SUCK BIG TIME !

[@hansvon8609]

I’m glad he also talked about the abuse on the American family not only economically but socially.

[@gerbman2004]

"Gay people are like 'who needs their lungs anyways" - Joey Diaz 🤣

[@bluebankrollarmy4384]

"They cancelled the parade Yu fucked up their year"😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshmartin1938]

They wake up with a sore throat everyday -anyway- J D

[@caution0101]

“Wuhan breath” classic 😆😆😆

[@EXTRARICHINCLASS]

Great 😠 flavor

[@EXTRARICHINCLASS]

😆

[@SK-rn7vv]

Joey is so humble sometimes, really love coming here after JRE

[@hiitsaliciaempathylovepeac5262]

I was just looking for something new to watch! TY!

[@mcmacshalfilya]

Was it good for U?

[@doodahman2995]

Welcome to The Church!!

[@jwhojcash794]

Man, anytime I get any anxiety either from smoking paranoia or just regular depression..even way before corona virus..I throw on any Joey Diaz video and listen to these amazing stories. It really takes me to a safe place and you have no idea how much you have helped a stranger. Much love man👊

[@Thephinxst]

Thank you, Uncle Joey!

[@dreamcatcher6164]

I almost died when he told off Disney, but he was spot on!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@exwallergiastiskapotes]

Greetings to The Church from Greece !

[@jenniferjack4346]

Greetings from the Lone Star State!!!

[@doodahman2995]

Greetings from Connecticut!!

[@VOODOOirl]

Greetings from Cambridge, Ontario, Canada! Stay safe out there all you tough bastards

[@etazza1092]

Greetings from Alberta, Canada

[@christophercostantini5361]

Yasou!

[@amlbproductionsmusicandorc8084]

I was halfway through a bong hit when "Greatings from Caronaville" jumped on the speaker 🤣 Thank you for making my day within the first 5 seconds Joey haha

[@AtiyehMoghaddam]

Thankyou for this Joey! New Zealand just went into lock down, but they've given 48 hours for everyone to organise and of course my work wants to milk every last cent, so I'll be out working till the last second before lock down hah

[@doodahman2995]

Stay Black Cocksuckas!! We're in this together.

[@betrousaltaweel]

I bet you liked Joey's jokes about "dead ten Iranians"

[@ChristianSuarez-gz1ig]

Watch "This is not a game" on KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipC0mqNsit13hNU

[@ChristianSuarez-gz1ig]

Blessings to you all

[@diegod9622]

It’s Monday. Uncle Joey is wearing a white shirt.

[@laurenshaw2160]

Omg.. Absolutely loving that new intro!!!!! 💯💯💯💯

[@jayblack1257]

thank you guys for this - you are really helping people - lee, i hope you realize how much of a positive influence you also have on people. thank you ! 🙏

[@chessirecat7998]

First line and I’m already dead 💀 lol

[@fullsendwax210]

thanks for keeping me joyfull and always staying real

[@matthewgarcia7312]

“Greetings from coronaville!!”-uncle Joey😂😂😂

[@speedypeed]

1:58 love this new theme song! I thought of a similar idea several months ago, but this one is much more awesome than the idea I had in mind!

[@dopeson99]

11 people who disliked this got the Corona.

[@10Hammers]

Momos!

[@mrhoneycomb5573]

David Gartman 111 now lol

[@D.M.C.realnamenogimmicks]

They got the vid

[@prawnthrax]

the count is now 125 cases of the momo virus

[@nonamegonzalez5711]

They use ranch dressing on their chicken wings

[@Kyman23]

I needed this today! I always need Joey Diaz podcasts but today especially!!

[@NickJones]

I needed this right now. Thank you

[@Tony2times714]

Just want to let you know uncle Joey @ 40 min marker you have me choked up - love you Joey and thanks for the honesty ✊

[@jaterapi]

Hey, Joey haven't seen you for a while, - but Jesus Christ you look fantastic, dude. Good for you, what an inspiration you are!

[@MrGreenotwo]

Nothing but love for Uncle Joey and Lee!

[@raoulduke2625]

Ozium standing by at the ready! Sign of a savage!

[@tiffanybarton4585]

I love you Joey. For the pass few yrs I've not been taking life seriously but now, this is a slap in the face for me to grow up. Love your pod

[@HybridBlueDream]

That new intro is dope!

[@natasrome8224]

2nd time I've listened to this episode in 1 day, Thank you CHURCH

[@robinharris5493]

Yooo that new intro is 🔥

[@therockeminem1]

Thanks for this joey diaz with people on lockdown in the scary times to keep my mind occupied and making me laugh really is appreciated thanks man

[@10Hammers]

If Joey's wearing white it's gotta be Monday. Love you guys!

[@joshuagwatkin9291]

Thanks Joey and Lee this podcast brings a little bit of laughter during a difficult time

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

I was playing mafia 3 yesterday and out of nowhere i hear uncle joey! He plays a mafia character! So funny

[@hugo.nieves787]

Roman The Butcher Barbieri was fucking awesome

[@mizzb6204]

Greetings from Norway. Thanx for pep talk. Prayin for Americans and all 💕

[@magiccuratorstudios902]

"Heal and go out there stronger". That's the next shirt.

[@plaguex1]

I want it

[@Demonicus_Prime]

I didn't wake up intending I'd have tears of joy today, but after that bit about not letting abuse take us over, I did. Thank you Joey.

[@SFCMAGOOCH]

“Times like these you need Ragu”- Uncle Joey

[@plasma9839]

SFCMAGOOCH LOL

[@Arthgarden]

Thank you Uncle Joey for preaching to the church!

[@ryancross8136]

“Sitting Indian style” oh we miss Elementary School in the 90s😂😅

[@sherlockhomie16]

THIS NEW INTRO IS AMAZING. I WANT THIS AS MY RINGTONE

[@aldomeow]

Isis said do jihad from home!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@dutton1991z]

I been reading comments saying that .. And i been listning and listning like damn when is he gonna mention that .. Then he does and Lee says from home and i died laughin hahahhahahah 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@derykmoates377]

Uncle Joey keepin it real, I wouldnt expect anything less! Real OG right here!

[@TheWiteshark]

42:20 This is the moment I lost it, Ive never heard Lee talk back HAHA

[@adamthobajr8597]

Ya he actually meant that "fuck you" to Diaz.

[@Errrrc]

Been going trhu a lot lightly, hearing this reminds me to keep moving forward with my life

[@ghostegang]

Joey thank you! I am a night manager at a grocery store here in Upstate NY and I am desperate for night stockers. People need to get their heads out of their ass.

[@nameless76mozwhaz9]

If I lose my job in PA can I come work for you? Got sent home today. Not happy about it.

[@johnparsons7209]

nameless76 mozwhaz I know there’s openings at the Shoprite near the NJ,PA, NY border....

[@garyjohnston6921]

​@@nameless76mozwhaz9 hi

[@jayanthkumar7964]

Uncle Joey with a heart of gold right here.

[@tom23j]

Is there anyone else who understands his audience better than Uncle Joey. Man working in IT getting everyone set up to work from home, these monday morning podcasts are TREMENDOUS!!! Thanks Uncle Joey I've been needing these early monday morning podcasts more than usual!!

[@AvyFPS]

Need this energy in a time like this

[@trashgxd4506]

That's the best intro music I've ever heard 🔥🔥😂

[@joev7861]

Brought music back for this episode.... needed that

[@AroundnBackAgain]

21:45 - "they throw Japanese voodoo on the frickin rice!"

[@frankb1169]

Blessed to have joey in our lives

[@minimag71]

Alex Jones, Joey Diaz and joe rogan make it happen!

[@qplzmwoskxn]

Yes!!

[@mrtambourineman6107]

I doubt it, Joey hates Alex Jones

[@petekingston5291]

It was done

[@Jiggy609]

I need alex jones again. 5 hours+

[@zachhoward9099]

@@mrtambourineman6107 does he?

[@jodyrharvey]

Thanks Uncle Joey. Needed this today.

[@John-mf6ky]

14:34 That's some real shit. I just lost a job right as this all happened (seasonal position). I was having a hell of a hard time finding another job. Thank God I found one though. It's only a gas station, It may not be glamorous, but it keeps me fed. Oregon is like Jersey cocksuckah, you can't pump your own gas lol. I feel like the job market is going to be competitive as hell after this all blows over. Take what you can get, when you can get it.

[@zshakur]

Stay healthy Uncle Joey. We need wise, honest elders like you in times like these!! Thank you for your truth Baba Diaz! GOD bless!

[@LastKingDbro]

I love Joey man he keeps me pushing when I'm at my lowest 💯💯🙏❤

[@kanifalam7835]

Lee always sounds like he's 20 fathoms deep in some kind of edible.

[@wyattrussell525]

kanifala m Joey got him perma fathomed

[@kanifalam7835]

@@wyattrussell525 ha!😁

[@casianocruz7621]

@@wyattrussell525 LOL

[@louismichael3571]

Lmao Joey managed to burn lee out permanently in a matter of a few years

[@MiSambra]

Thank jesus for uncle joey. Lookin out for all of us in this trying time.