Joey Diaz on His First Car and How Rough He is on Cars

The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode 680
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest George Perez
• The Church Of What's H...
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

[@Bigbuggin]

Drive them cars to DETT jack

[@T3HU]

Roonthkape

[@liamgray6017]

Drive them to rb26 dett

[@davidmaldonado8495]

Bro I laughed so hard when I seen this

[@nickstalker3254]

i read this joeys voice, and convulsively laughed for a half hour.

[@migz8911]

@@liamgray6017 good one😂

[@marybetheby5184]

"Did your car bounce?"😂😂

[@shootthemoon6072]

Joey is why most companies won't give you a car to drive anymore. Lol

[@niks9652]

Is no one going to be saying anything about Joey having his mouth wide open in the first 20 secs 🤣🤣

[@benjamin-papa]

catchin flies

[@Boom-Boomz]

I restarted the video, thought it was frozen!!

[@ThaSupaHeroReD]

I was about to comment on that. I think getting high 24/7 does that to you. Im starting to notice that with me

[@ipwndrums]

he always does that shit

[@charleeburnside3337]

weed works wonders

[@artv6624]

Joey has so many stories, you would think he lived 400 years

[@brainattackmaniack]

AR TV no unlike today people used to go out and do things instead of sitting around looking at KZbin playing video games because everything is illegal and everyone is so damn lazy

[@shawnkay5462]

Im so amazed at how many stories Joey has. Like each podcast you hear a new story. You can tell he doesnt make it up because hes consistent with it.

[@artv6624]

@@brainattackmaniack @illegal lmaoooo. All the fun things are.

[@liamgray6017]

420 twenty years mahn 😂

[@Noblity54]

@@shawnkay5462 it's why he is the best- he is beneficiary of fucked up circumstances, and oddly enough you can have a laugh and also learn a thing or two. At least that's why I tune in, a laugh and a lesson/bonmot

[@ghk7383]

Lee's noises were exceptional this day

[@williamvillatoro4041]

G HK i tgought i was the only one heeee hughughug

[@trendkill3333]

His ones on the Theo Von one a couple years ago were also truly exceptional

[@bobbyz7305]

😂🤣 Lee's sound effects are the best

[@ipwndrums]

just tremendous

[@michaelherz8682]

I saw this post before I saw the video.. soo funny. If I knew how to do it I would make a compilation of his sounds from this video.. like a docta

[@licmysak4130]

“My foot is a size 13 it’s heavy” haha

[@Peadeymclovin]

“ I got more dents in my car than what’s his name “ Great metaphor Joey

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

Writing a suicide note like Brodie hahahaha

[@robertomacias9780]

TomCL 2000 I thought I was the only one that caught that hahaha Joey is a fucking animal

[@TheCrazyDcoolest]

0:08 Joey.exe has stopped working

[@matthewbailey8588]

Hush3d Hustla lmao!!

[@brotherbuddyfellow]

“I thought I was Johnny Bananas, I bought an Acura” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@super117knight]

😂😂😂

[@TotoWolffsBigHog]

It’s his alter ego and know it all character

[@m.williams2619]

JOHN DIFONZO OL' NO NOSE

[@rome207]

Hahahahaba

[@stoneylonesome4062]

Back when Acura first hit the scene, it was a big deal. They were the first Japanese luxury brand and gave the Germans a real run for their money because Acura’s don’t require much in the way of maintenance to run. And needless to say they were better than anything Cadillac or Lincoln had.

[@howey935]

Sounds like Joeys never heard that a car needs coolant.

[@joedohn9727]

Howzer The man A wise man once told me: “I’m a nobody from nowhere who knows nothing.”

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

Joe Dohn man sounds like a Buddhist

[@angelgjr1999]

Subarus are known for blowing head gaskets... good luck to you Joey, you gonna need it.

[@gravyd316]

You'd be surprised just how many people don't know nothin from nothin. Last thing a mechanic wants to hear...... can I at least get another year out of it?

[@angelgjr1999]

gravy d Ikr. Cars can outlast you if you take care of them. My truck is 20 years old with 200k miles, and she looks better than most cars that are only 3-4 years old lol.

[@cianmurphy5298]

The biggest thing I miss on KZbin is the church of what’s happening now… coming home after days work sparking up like a soldier and watching these tremendous podcasts. There were the days.

[@manonthesilvermountain2002]

such good days. I'm just glad all this footage is out there. Itunes podcasts has pretty much every church episode, also live ones. not even including testicle testaments

[@bigantigout]

Joey is the reason not having car insurance is against the law 😂

[@motivationmovement9261]

Lmao facts

[@burpostockings]

Damnit Joey.. I hate car insurance. My car is worth $600, and I pay $550 a year in car insurance. What a scam.

[@angelgjr1999]

@@burpostockings 550? Damn your insurance is insanely cheap. I pay way over that.

[@floydhall6472]

@@angelgjr1999 that’s cause his car worth 600$ bro 😂

[@channeldeleted2946]

@@floydhall6472 I’m from NJ, my insurance per month on a 2000$ car….500$ a month…insurance is fucked bro 😂

[@JJ-pj7wn]

Lee’s laugh at 1:56 sounded like Elmo 😂😂😂 love these guys

[@rashaddow]

Joey "Who gives afuck about pistons" Diaz

[@Vrtuned]

David Levesque good joke

[@stephanost.635]

1:45 is my new ringtone.

[@zacharyjune7510]

1:55 too

[@ericallen7112]

Woody Woodpecker

[@stephanost.635]

@@ericallen7112 THANKYOU! I was trying so hard to remember which cartoon character he reminded me of lol

[@ericallen7112]

@@stephanost.635 lol, Lee is several rolled into one. He is a treasure.

[@mikecardona9562]

😂😂😂

[@davidsoto6610]

Lee's comments, adlibs, and laughter made up a good element of this show.

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

Only joey can make me laugh with brody stevens jokes.

[@Willifordwav]

Lee’s laugh is comedy in itself

[@abbey6507]

he has a condition!

[@philipparnold9978]

1:45 1:55 2:34

[@OractheIII]

Friggin love when he has George Perez on- all the Criminal stories come out and Diaz is at his best with the edibles 😂🤣🤣😂

[@Spootnik]

I love Joey's face when he's interested in something someone's saying. It's the same face most people make when they ignore your story

[@edosupra14]

Lee giggles like a 13yr old watching a kissing scene for the first time

[@WhiteTrashDonut2]

L E E N O I S E S

[@bobbyz7305]

🤣

[@brainattackmaniack]

This is where they got the noises for the end of the new podcast clips

[@michaeljordan4081]

5:00

[@rightcoast7049]

I swear that's his contribution to the show lmao

[@cneddy22]

00:00 - 00:20 Joey “I’m so high all I can do is sit there in silence with a blank look on my face and my mouth wide open” Diaz

[@moonchild645]

😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[@hillybob36]

The hell is the “fuel exhaust “ lol

[@MrAngusyoungistheman]

LOL, I’m pretty sure he meant “exhaust leak.” I had a similar Monte Carlo (1984), and I’m telling you, ALL of those shitbox G-body Chevys have the ability to kill you with carbon monoxide poisoning at a long stoplight.

[@ezequiel55]

I said the same thing.

[@liljuz1981]

@@MrAngusyoungistheman lmao really? I love g-body's but I'd rather not have a car that is killing my brain cells lol

[@prince_sach50]

Lol

[@angelgjr1999]

Should have bought a Ford.

[@mattsellin]

i fucking love joeys dealership stories 😂 makes me reminisce of when i worked for a dealership lmaoo

[@nathlindemann381]

Joey having his mouth wide open in the first 20 secs. Catching flies straight up

[@sethk550]

When you're at work listening to Joey Diaz and everyone's lookin at you crazy because you're over there laughing your ass off

[@fossilghost43]

1998 Pontiac Grand Prix GT. 3800 V6 with automatic transmission. Turned 18 had it passed down to me with 165,000miles on the odometer. Learned a lot working on it in my driveway. Don’t own it any more but, still in touch with the current owner. The baby still runs to this day.

[@DG-om9gd]

This dude talking about cars is Hilarious this dude is like yeah the timing belt lol what bro

[@shootthemoon6072]

He said "the spinning" thing; I thought driveshaft. Dude said timing belt. 😂😚

[@DG-om9gd]

Not Sure bro this is one of them dudes the car breaks down and they still pop the hood just to look lol

[@fredc8618]

hes talking about ruining cars a driveshaft wont ruin it

[@shootthemoon6072]

@@fredc8618 Ever had one break?

[@ThatDudeNamedZ]

Not Sure you can replace a driveshaft and the U-joints

[@m.williams2619]

Uncle Joey, me and you both, boss. I've blown up so many cars it's sad. 98 Regal - whole front axle tore out. 00Blazer - rolled it 5 times in a public park 01Expedition - seized engine 02 Jetta - bad CV axle snapped off lugs while driving 02 Ram 1500 - blown motor 98 Ranger - drove for almost 300k miles before it died 96 Lincoln - blown head gasket The fucked up thing is, I am a decent mechanic, I work on all my own cars. I just had bad luck most times. Right now I have a 2013 Dodge Avenger SXT that I love for driving my wife and kid around in. I'm doing my best to keep it running well. Just replaced the battery, battery wires, and alternator in it. It's a slick little car. I love it.

[@muse_1463]

Are you black?

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

Bruh for a second when this video started I thought I was watching a video with a thumbnail and just audio.

[@shanestoumbough4733]

Me too

[@daddyernie2289]

i had the same luck with cars. my record was 4 lemons in 1 year. fix the brake system and the timing belt would go. replace a head gasket and the rear end would break. just some cars seem to have gremlins and wont break down till i own it.

[@daddyernie2289]

@Bennybass canoe is about all i'll own for a boat

[@justinjoseph6966]

My first car was a lime green ‘79 Pontiac Grand Prix with avocado interior that was covered in bondo and rust with a dented right fender that I bought from an old man in Edgewater, NJ for $100 when I was 23 years old back in 2004. It was a ginormous piece of shit, but I was proud of it because I bought it on my own. I lived at home in section 8 housing in Guttenberg at the time and was working overnights at a convenience store. Nobody handed me anything. It was a milestone accomplishment in my book.

[@mathewwilliams4352]

Yet another story with a different story line for a guy with such a good memory the stories change so much

[@JimFalboguitar]

Someone should make a loop of Lee's laughing. Worth a couple million views.

[@stuss8012]

I swear to god Joey has a funny story for every day of his life

[@stevencalifano4945]

I died when joey siad thank you I'm gonna use you as a reference for a comedy show

[@alansmith3049]

My first was a 79 delta 88 with a 350 rocket and I miss her every day

Had a 98 with red velvet interior

[@dragospahontu]

@ have a Ford Fusion 08

[@unknowntosociety01]

I can't help but hit the like button soon as I hear Lee giggle hahaha

[@MR420xx]

1:46 his laugh is so good haha

[@AGTTMAOOTB]

Joey use to put cocaine in his car n stead of gas, oil and coolant

[@MichaelHemotoxin]

Joey dropping real knowledge about buying a car, straight up what I did, dropped a thousand on a used car and i got $150 payments, then in two years get a new one, assuming its a sweeter deal.

[@rooga]

Lee @ 1:55 😂 he’s the ghost in Mario

[@johncortez4407]

I’ve learned more from uncle Joey than Ive learned in school...real knowledge!

[@burleism5158]

that'll get you far in life............

[@SupraRy]

Uncle Joey stayyysss with 4$ in his pocket.

[@theblackplague6358]

Lee's laugh at 5:02 sounds like the penguin

[@disgustika]

I love when Joey leaves his mouth open

[@Willifordwav]

Hell yeah it makes me sooo horny

[@disgustika]

@@Willifordwav Me too I wanna slide my salciccia in there

[@MarcoVAZ1991]

@@disgustika haha salciccia good one

[@TimothyBoersma99]

Joey, maybe you should start putting oil and coolant in your cars

[@user-gh6cr5xd8c]

Real players don't bother

[@standupG1]

He's killing them before they even need coolant and oil. One or two days, they're done.

[@MrJintensive]

I bet when they go to lunch, Lee SITS BIATCH. LEE A.K.A GIGGLES. LEE'S idea of a classic car, a pinto and pacer on Daytons and a chain steeringwheel.

[@parkerthefloridian817]

"after I got sober I realized I'm just the same prick with fewer dents in my car" -robin Williams

[@jdgoesham5381]

Yea I gotta agree Subis are great cars minus the 2.5 ltr boxer engine that give you a nice 1-2k dollar head gasket repair bill at around 100k. It's worth it though. I've had pretty much every model but the Forrester and Baja and they're all tanks in the winter. And that's going up to the mountains in Vermont driving the same way I do in the summer and no issues. Especially with studded snow tires. So fucking good in the snow. The awd VW Passat I have now is a tank too. Another I can suggest if you drive in the snow a lot.

[@God-cp8zs]

0:02 this is my mood all day.

[@jacobfitzwater8734]

Joey: the car was mint Joey two seconds later: the only thing was the frame snapped on me 😂😂

[@betrousaltaweel]

1:46 2:42 5:02 Lee Syatt soundboard

[@jimmy33music]

Fuckin tremendous lol

[@michaelgonzalez5897]

1:55 lee's laugh

[@ctt544]

Joey probably just doesn't know about coolant lmao

[@logicalmalethink4925]

I'm convinced Joey had the best life EVER.

[@prince_sach50]

MalLa 225 Facts

[@cesarsanchez1212]

Yeah no lol

[@brainattackmaniack]

Get off of KZbin go out make some Things happen, take some chances you’ll have a lot more bad time then good in most cases but will gain some life lessons,good stories,make friends and won’t be bored hm,,,,if you dance with the devil might as well lead, only problem now days is the laws are getting so damn strict and harder to get by with things

[@logicalmalethink4925]

@@brainattackmaniack Joey's on another level

[@AmericanAwesome2]

"I get in cars with you all the time." Lee now realizing how much of a menace Joey truly is lol

[@irish8856]

lee"s laugh at 1.55 LOOOOOOOOL

[@TryLimeAde]

2:42 Lee sounding like the car Joey's describing

[@barrackobama5470]

"the thing that spins"

[@howey935]

My first car was a ford escort XR3 (wasnt the i injection model as it had carburettor's) and it cost nearly as much to insure than i paid for it. Back in the early 90s back when it was still easy to steal cars.

[@BALD445]

0:22 joey was straight pogged for 22 secs

[@Burt_Sampson]

Damn that Brodie joke hit hard

[@BenkenobiM8]

“I got more dents in my car that what’s his name got in his head” 😂😂

[@roostershooter76]

He's telling the truth about Toyotas in Colorado. I have a 2006 Highlander with 150k miles. Last month we were driving through Denver, and I was offered $12k for it on the spot. Then, in Glenwood Springs someone offered the same price! It's almost like they know what these Higlanders are worth to THEM! Considering, Kelley Blue Book on it is only $5k. I'll never sell it!

[@ms90sbabyy]

The fuel exhaust? Did you check the turn signal fluid?

[@j_toledo419]

"Guys I've done it all" and I believe ya 1000 percent Uncle Joey. Just loan me the 800..😁😁😁

[@carlosnataniel3801]

Lee’s giggles are priceless

[@SC4211]

Small world, man. My serpentine belt snapped exactly yesterday. Thank god I was in a parking lot two minutes from my place when it happened. And thank god it's a cheap fix!

[@ipwndrums]

thats the wrong usage of the term "small world" lol

[@SC4211]

@@ipwndrums Dude, it's Friday, I just fucking fixed the belt, and I have an ice cold beer in front of me to celebrate. I don't give a single god damn fuck.

[@daevid21]

Fairy Seraphim no kidding unless you do it yourself it’s like 1000$ at a shop haha the belts like 30$

[@daevid21]

I recently swamped my Jetta trans n clutch didn’t change the rear main seal now it’s leaking and I’m gonna have to take out the tranny again 😂

[@SC4211]

@@daevid21 Damn.

[@taylormartin5285]

Clip out Joey talking about Alex Jones in the new George Perez episode. Fucking tremendous. Great work!

[@joshualeechee801]

+1 for Joey being a part of the subie nation

[@mrs.georgeglass3997]

my first car I had to crawl in and out of the passenger window, crawl over the stick, and it had to be push started, I bought it for 50 bucks, 10 months later, sold it for 50 bucks!

[@will-fx7yq]

joeys listening face is hilarious

[@MrCornWolf]

Subarus are tough cars. I'm awful about taking care of cars besides an 80s Camino I'm fixing up. But the 05 subaru I've had for 7 years and have really never done any maintenance to it still runs pretty well. It has a couple things I have to addrees soon, but overall those those things are built to last

[@jarednelson1865]

Lee’s laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ungabunga115]

I relate to Joey about bad luck with cars. I remember my dad lent my aunt his SUV so she could drive because her car was busted. Day after, it threw a serpentine belt and killed the power steering pump. It was running and driving perfect for a year with the exception of the wheel bearing going out one time. So yeah, I definitely understand having bad luck with cars.

[@rompalationtrill1939]

1:55 Lee's laugh.

[@codydillon2705]

@0:12 Just look at that guy 🤤🤤🤤 its uncle joey!!

[@figureitoutpunk]

Joey Diaz driving a fawwwkin car wit DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTS!

[@BayAreaMike99]

1:44 😂 his laugh

[@manonthesilvermountain2002]

That Abe Lincoln quote was heavy...

[@hypster814]

Joey perked right the fuck up once he heard '87

[@BayAreaMike99]

2:41 bro his laugh😂

[@nicka762x39]

Uncle Joey hit us with the guns and butter

[@AsandaMbali]

Lee is a real-life sound effects guy.

[@anthonypulcini7378]

Keep it going Joey you are unstoppable and fearless which makes you limitless

[@chaz7135]

If the car survives Joey, the car is built properly 🤣

[@pblackjac]

Leasing is only good if don't drive very much. I drive 25000 a year. At the end of a lease, because of the overage on the milage, I'd be out the same amount of money as buying.

[@Sleepydill]

My first car was a 2002 honda civic, when we bought it the alternator was fucked up but we replaced it and i had it for 3 years no problems at all. And i got it at about 65,000 miles in 2017

[@mazda_miata_]

My first car was a 2000 Honda Civic hatchback. 5 speed, base model of the base model. Manual windows, manual locks, manual seats, doesn’t even have a CD / tape deck. Bought it from my brother when I was 17, he bought it from the original owner. I love it to death and still drive it today.

[@bennyjetsaroundtheworld9047]

I was gonna say bet you regret getting rid of that now that they're worth so much and super desirable but your story ends happy

[@mazda_miata_]

@@bennyjetsaroundtheworld9047 yeah I sold it July 2020 😂 I have a NB miata now. Although I do plan on trying to buy back my Civic hopefully in the near future, I still miss it sometimes. It had high miles and a shit ton of rust so it wasn’t exactly super desirable, even though the interior looked literally brand new and it was the only stock EK hatchback in my area of massachusetts

[@bigpandabro12]

I like Joeys open mouth deer in the headlights

[@ryanguiliante8800]

Damn uncle Joey sold me on a lease xD what a salesman lol

[@thomasflynn5366]

I had the forerunner to the B210 the Datsun 1200. He's right. Couldn't kill it.

[@cmck17]

I can’t tell is Joey is super surprised or ridiculously stoned lol

[@chrisp8422]

Words of wisdom damn

[@ModernSpartan300]

Just watching some videos while I’m at work doing harvest work. At Eastern Oregon

[@immortaltech1632]

1.56 Pennywise is in the house!