The Church #801 - Josh Wolf Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt • The Church: #801 - Jos... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
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@sangpark53234 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the reason K Mart failed.
@jaykid78354 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@youtuber61853 жыл бұрын
Some little old ladies lost their stock investments and some 20 Year veteran employees lost their job and retirement. So then Jory becomes famous and rich and laughs all the to the bank like a doctor.
@josephrios49403 жыл бұрын
Maverick Life okay ? Should I be sad about that ?
@youtuber61853 жыл бұрын
Joseph Rios You should be but you’re not. I try to do the right thing even when nobody is looking. It’s an issue of character. For example, if I found your wallet with $1000 I’d return it to you. That’s just how I roll and how I was raised.
@dorianunderwood5542 жыл бұрын
@@youtuber6185 I thank the lord for great people like you man
@XSuddenxSwagX4 жыл бұрын
“Plan A is K-Mart, Plan B is I rob this guy” LMAOOOOO
@Bighomiehobbs4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao for real
@iamcamila8883 жыл бұрын
"If you can smell a fart with a mask on, you did a good job" Joey Díaz 2020
@CJ_YT.2 жыл бұрын
legendary
@jugo37022 жыл бұрын
This comment gone blow up stupidd😭
@tylerjames7258 Жыл бұрын
@@jugo3702not yet
@DirtySouthFlorida34 жыл бұрын
Lol Joeys the reason they scan your ID now and have a limit on how much you can return a year
@STOPSYPHER2 жыл бұрын
Nah, blame meth heads
@AholicKnight2 жыл бұрын
@Chad awh he deleted the comment
@eliwilson3902 Жыл бұрын
You'd be amazed with what you can still get away with. These dudes in my town just stole a bunch of tool sets walked right out no mask or anything. Then probably went to another location in the city to return them. Even if you're getting store credit, just buy a nice item you can sell at a flea market or online
@lukescutchings2661 Жыл бұрын
Or to a shady pawn shop or a worker they know it's our online ts less work to just sell the stuff you didn't pay for and now there's a lot more cameras andstuff but who knows
@sharkny15803 жыл бұрын
"Chasing Receipts" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
@dannyb20vtec284 жыл бұрын
Just got off work at 4am. Uncle Joey time baby! Let’s go!
@alenvolo35254 жыл бұрын
Who do you work as ?
@dannyb20vtec284 жыл бұрын
alen Volo UPS night shift
@Mannydamon4 жыл бұрын
@@dannyb20vtec28 Brown Lives Matter #UPS
@dannyb20vtec284 жыл бұрын
Manny haha 👍
@user-lf7nf3kl7t4 жыл бұрын
Scams as a troubled teen in the 90's 1. Home Depot no hassle returns. - Walk out with a small expensive tool in an always busy store, come back the next day and return it for cash. No receipt, no problem. 2. Stop & Shop savings card - Pick up receipts off the ground outside the market, keep the ones that did not get savings, take them inside to customer service with your savings card, and get the cash difference. 3. Walk for Hunger - Stand outside a mall, shopping center, high traffic area and ask for pledges with your walk for hunger sheet. Collect people's money, and simply never fill out and send in the registration card. Few hundred $$ a day. 4. Circuit City free gaming consoles - Buy a new gaming console , take it home and replace it with a friends broken console, return the broken console packaged like new with their no hassle policy. They did a quick open box to see what is there, and give you your cash back you paid for the new console. Looks like the same console, none the wiser.
@jprz38374 жыл бұрын
I just did the broken electronics return on a new 75” I had bought 6 months ago. Got drunk one night, watching a fight I bet on and threw the remote and broke the liquid in the LED but no crack on the screen.. bought a new one and returned the broken one like a fuckin docta.
@skreign4 жыл бұрын
I once got a xbox 360 circle scratch (The one you would get from moving your console while it was running) on my copy of gta 4. I went to blockbuster, rented gta 4, swapped the disc, and kept the blockbuster one. RIP to whoever got my fucked up disc.
@ryleyeaton73494 жыл бұрын
Black Acura simple yet effective
@Henry-uv9xu4 жыл бұрын
Black Acura Man, Blockbuster, Xbox 360, and GTA 4. A simpler time.
@userrrrrr95074 жыл бұрын
Me and my boy go to the target near my high school and there’s so much people we can just take laps around the store opening food and eating shit to cure the munchies 😂🙏🏿 haven’t been cought since freshman year lol
@cez27754 жыл бұрын
Start the day with uncle joey
@babygoat93174 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one
@derrickperry77054 жыл бұрын
Facts
@R-P-S4 жыл бұрын
And a joint... like a doctah
@chrisking81903 жыл бұрын
And end the day
@Fencepost554 жыл бұрын
“And I would watch people.. throw away receipts...... you know what an ambulance chaser is..?” 😂😂😂 you can tell he himself is amazed at the balls he had to steal
@ericl21054 жыл бұрын
“Whistle while you work, Hitler is a jerk”.
@usmanbarak26154 жыл бұрын
where does he come up with this shit haha
@michaelhibbert16134 жыл бұрын
Usman Barak he’s just a genius
@sangpark53234 жыл бұрын
6:23 Joey farting and doing the mask thing is one of the hardest I've laughed in a while.
@kylesmall2399 Жыл бұрын
For real I fuckin died lol
@DoubleDash28 Жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@StridentCandy3510 ай бұрын
Joey turned back into a kid for a second there 😂
@maryyjanee2474 жыл бұрын
Joey putting stores out of business lmaooo
@Lueyj4 жыл бұрын
Joey "whistle while you work" Diaz
@JoseGomez-ks8sk3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@Southpaw_canvass4 жыл бұрын
I lost all my extremities soon as Joey put that fan on Lee jesus christ
@generationx92944 жыл бұрын
Watching this while running on my treadmill has my knees buckling and me tryin' to catch my breath from laughing 🤤 . "..and you hurt yourself how?": "I had no idea the effect this episode would have on me" 😭
@snowmishima33112 жыл бұрын
“Give some to Lee” 😂😂😂
@BigSnipp4 жыл бұрын
I used to do the changing room deal where you wear the clothes out underneath the ones you came in. Stole my whole homecoming suit piece by piece.
@joeskiluv26612 жыл бұрын
🤣
@steamingdeuce8682 жыл бұрын
That's Tremendous!
@prometheusjackson8787 Жыл бұрын
I used to work at Kohls and they didn't pay anything and the managers were all post menopausal sociopaths. So I'd always steal because I restocked. Only worked seasonal. I probably stole like 25% of what I made
@Hopper-gn2ej4 ай бұрын
even the jacket?? The pants?? Incredible, just walking outta the store with two pairs of pants on
@BigSnipp4 ай бұрын
@@Hopper-gn2ejYep, even the jacket. I think I wore a hoodie over it. Pants were baggier in the 90s, so it wasn't too hard to hide the dress pants.
@jamielockerbie98304 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@aleiterful Жыл бұрын
“It was September of 94, the cocaine was flowing and Puertorican Nelson was on my mind”
@cindylast19012 жыл бұрын
"i wanna return this" "you just bought it..." "i dont need it."
@lyndrel034 жыл бұрын
Icould listen to this man tell stories all day lol Tremendous story teller. Greatest story teller of our time!
@demetrekstewart21912 жыл бұрын
I could listen to him all day
@funkandstein98494 жыл бұрын
Smooth operator. Uncle Joey blastin ass and taking scores! Tha best!
@jinzo31592 жыл бұрын
Give sum to Lee had me weak bro💀💀💀
@ronnelmonroe85994 жыл бұрын
uncle Joey got a vacuum pump now that a professional
@dehvun7Ай бұрын
Joey aint just loafing up carts and walking out hes thinking through the lawnmower one was badass😂
@frankiewalnuts4 жыл бұрын
When I was a gambling addict this is how I made my money
@arsek5034 жыл бұрын
Double or nothin'
@Mikefame33 жыл бұрын
@@MD-wd5dj u going to the wrong casinos
@adamwalters58294 жыл бұрын
I been there dawg, like exactly, and locked up and now recovered and work for everything I own. Work too much. Stay up. Love to watch/listen to the podcast.
@mikesmith27184 жыл бұрын
Uncle joey thanks for the laughs today I needed em. Love the stories
@chocktaebolanca7574 жыл бұрын
“RadioShack? I put them outta business” LMAOOOO
@aroundtheweb_4 жыл бұрын
you ever stuffed pennies into a dime roll and cashed em in... its tremendous. unless they needed dimes 😆
@CantWeedThis4 жыл бұрын
Pennies wouldn't fit 😒 oh I'm that guy
@aroundtheweb_4 жыл бұрын
@@CantWeedThis ok u obviously never tried they definitely fit haha go get some.
@iniguezrobert4 жыл бұрын
Ur a bum
@aroundtheweb_4 жыл бұрын
@@iniguezrobert im not actually
@mjnelligan72884 жыл бұрын
Washers inside of a roll of toonies lol
@XMR_WEST4 жыл бұрын
I still do half this shit!! Thank for the great stories Joey!!
@VintageFlowers4 жыл бұрын
With cameras everywhere?
@fantomex42494 жыл бұрын
@@VintageFlowers just make sure it's busy. When I was on the junk we'd do this alot at Walmart and Walgreens. Even Kroger sometimes. Pants are a good score. Oops wrong size. No receipt? You get a gift card. Go to the pawn shop and get 60% of the gift card in cash.or trade the card for dope
@243wayne1 Жыл бұрын
@@fantomex4249 = Loser
@hyenanerdwallet47204 жыл бұрын
I smelled that fart
@johnnymn4monic7262 жыл бұрын
Plan A - picking up receipts at Kmart Plan B - Rob this guy 😆 🤣
@Barbarian12442 жыл бұрын
9:39 your welcome
@Sneak2484 күн бұрын
Tremendous
@upbeatjohndoe8044 Жыл бұрын
That's so crazy. I used to live in Longmont and I kept waiting for him to bring it up hahaha finally.
@flamboyant4803 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. Thats some gangsta shit
@chrismorton9984 жыл бұрын
oldie but a goodie
@LtDansLegs694 жыл бұрын
My friends mom was an alcoholic and her son used to steal steaks and food from wal mart so id go in and actually buy something she would go to the wine section and slam back 2 bottles of wine walking around the store filling a cart with shit and and just leave it and walk out. She never got caught, lady was crazy she'd slam 2 bottles of wine in like 20 minutes and be shit faced
@dawicked2k84 жыл бұрын
Lmao that shit sounds savage 🤣 She was about that alcoholic life
@CantWeedThis4 жыл бұрын
The good ol days. You be lucky to pull that one time even during Xmas rush.... Joey ruined it lol
@teokishd4 жыл бұрын
believable story, used to be able to get away with all kinds of shit in the 90s/early 2000s.. Now adays walmart has more asset protection employees than cashiers.
@phatshroom66624 жыл бұрын
Teokis I always drink and eat shit off the shelves without paying
@amirmordechai18064 жыл бұрын
That’s my kind of girl
@aroundtheweb_4 жыл бұрын
coffee and church!
@justxaine.35443 ай бұрын
9:39 "ooh tremendous I love it " 😂😂😂
@CaptainEO4 жыл бұрын
9:39 💨 Tremendous
@bo_libido_buckets44293 жыл бұрын
Imagine having to hotbox Uncle Joeys coughs and farts while trying not to throw up
@bigbrainalertpodcast99024 жыл бұрын
That’s wild 😂
@santiago33912 жыл бұрын
9:39 Tremendous
@sexygayman66513 жыл бұрын
6:22 It sounded like he shit himself lmao
@michellewolfel39754 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious
@nolanforcier17964 жыл бұрын
Totally used to do that when I was an addict!!! Too funny!!!
@nos4me3 жыл бұрын
9:40 ooh tremendous I love it
@blunterwun2 жыл бұрын
RADIOSHACK?! I PUT DEM OUTTA BUSINESS.
@jakelorenz18304 жыл бұрын
😂😂Damn as a manager at Big Lots this happens all the time!
@82RN4 жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS UNCLE JOEY DIAZ 🙏🏻
@rubensoares39433 жыл бұрын
Amazing he farts and he says tremendous 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@abelucious4 жыл бұрын
Joey falling on hard times , why didn't he think of doing voice over for the cookie monster ?
@danielward66243 жыл бұрын
God I love this guy. Uncle Joey is the shit.
@dcowboys62134 жыл бұрын
You can still do that at home depot lmao
@johnlennon48694 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Joey is Hilarious, what a riot 🤣
@ryanmaragh82093 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO LEGEND
@hdsjakaoaosixhhdsisisiuf26802 жыл бұрын
“Give some kosher to Lee.”
@papidan874 жыл бұрын
I jus love uncle joey mehn😂🤣
@validatemyexistence46024 жыл бұрын
A bunch of friends of mine did that scam without telling me they were about it. This was 2011. We got the money, about 350$ worth. But before we could make our getaway a cop busted my one friend and he ended up doing a year.
@akaXAX4 жыл бұрын
Lee slacking on that camera work
@luisestrada25002 жыл бұрын
Sounded like he shat himself hahahhaha
@bobbyspectre4 жыл бұрын
God bless uncle Joey. I got another dirtbag hustle to share. No longer applicable but 15-20 years ago the get’n was good. Basically what you do is get some hardback cover books wherever you can, dollar tree, goodwill, etc. take them to barnes and noble, return them for store credit. They give you the price that is printed on the upc(this was a time before everything was logged on a pc so they only could go by what was printed) average hardback was like 24.99 back then. Take 3 books for a return walk out with $85 in store credit. Use that store credit to buy cd’s or DVD’s take them to the pawn shop and get cash money,. Do that 3 times a day 5 days a week and you were making more dinero than your loser buddies at Burger King slaving 40 hours a week.
@crisgarcia44004 жыл бұрын
He hit me with the flavor changer through the fucking screen man.
@hectorabreu84154 жыл бұрын
6:27 LMFAO
@NewVegasCarrier Жыл бұрын
If you're not thinking like a criminal, start. Everyone at Capitol Hill is.
@jarmoulcorbin6604 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey. I got you beat with radio shack. I used to work there and we all had keys to the cellphone cage. And let's just say. When inventory was done. Everybody got fired.
@mattricci51583 жыл бұрын
I wanna see uncle Joey, josh wolf, and dope as yola on a podcast!
@jrmorrison92442 жыл бұрын
I love you joe
@FAIRVIEWORTIZ4 жыл бұрын
TREMENDUS
@onewillow85114 жыл бұрын
"It is better to be born without a dick than without a luck" - I see Joey's picture whenever I recall this old saying 😂😇👊
@FreneticZetetic10 ай бұрын
"I just walked out with the whole fuckin' apparatus."
@sweetconman3 жыл бұрын
It always amazes me how some people remember what year they did their things specially when it has been over two decades
@abumiah33242 жыл бұрын
Watching this August 31st 2021
@jameswarner68996 ай бұрын
My wife saves every receipt
@dylancromwell70154 жыл бұрын
Lol I covered my nose when Joey farted for some reason
@trevdogbunkers10483 жыл бұрын
And I thought my job was bad lemme just count dis bread lmmmao
@PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN554 жыл бұрын
What does this guy mean you can't do that anymore? Yes the hell you can.. lmao
@goodstuff82574 жыл бұрын
I hate thieves but I gotta admit these stories are entertaining
@ctcs91624 жыл бұрын
My Uncle Joey / back to the wall story of life: Like Joey, Rent is due ($1200) Sept. 1, It's Friday, August 29, whatever, mid or late 2000's. After a wild weekend before in ACity and just being bad with money at that age, I'm tapped. Zero. No roommate, it's all on me. I worked a white collar job 9-5 that paid dogshit and I delivered pizzas part time on weekends because of said shit 9-5 job so I can live a little nicer than most. I'm taking every order I can get, this was a large coastal town in the US with tons of vacationers that order the fuck out of pizza on weekends. Make $8 an hour plus tips. Figured out a way to call in phony orders knowing I would get them, the online order thing had just started and I had that motherfucka beat too by ordering from computers in hotel lobbies as I was making legit deliveries there; stockpile them in my trunk after taking back to store/managers toss them in the trash, I had bought my own warmers so instead of dumpstering them as told, I kept them, since the trunk of my car was closer to the door than the dumpster. Next run, never failed, here comes mom and dad off the beach worn out with kids. I have my work uniform on, stop my car and say "Hey, I just had an order cancel out, I'm just going to trash them, wanna buy 'X" amount of pizzas/hoagies/wings for "X?" I was told no maybe 4 times all weekend. Adding my tips in, I cracked out $400 the first night, $550 on Sat. and another $400 on Sun. Working 4-10. Tips included. That Monday, I called in to 9-5 shit job and quit knowing I could pay my bills with this gig and only do scam here and there. It worked like a charm for another 6 months then they made me manager but I didn't manage on weekends, that was the deal. Another great white collar gig came along, grabbed it, I"m still doing it to this day, 6 figs a year. Cracked another $500 Labor Day evening, and I spent that Tuesday night with a neighbor/waitress and a coupla numba's and then some with the rest of the take and cleaned her monkey for her. Put a spit shine on that clam. I know high school classmates who ran that Kmart scam for years too, and the Florence Mall, until one got nabbed. Detective (store dick) in police report said it was the best scam he'd seen in his career. I never was a flat out thief like that, I never had the balls. I'll do the trickster shit.
@MaGiCMushroomClouds4 жыл бұрын
I worked a white collar job 9-5 that paid pizzas and I delivered dogshit part time on weekends
@VintageFlowers4 жыл бұрын
Didn't fully understand. So you just didn't pay for the fake orders you created?
@ctcs91624 жыл бұрын
@@VintageFlowers Hell no. I'd take them out to deliver, knowing they were BS, brought them back, were deleted from the register and I sold them later. It was a way to keep a supply of hot pies in my truck for some luck bastard.
@bucknasty694 ай бұрын
I used to hit that same lick when I delivered pizzas back in the day as well. Ended up getting busted by my manager, but he let me keep doing it as long as I cut him in on the action haha
@AyalaVision91 Жыл бұрын
I'm the reason Ames is forever gone and forgotten about 😂
@Greyalien5872 жыл бұрын
We used to go to shoes stores as kids. Ask the guy working for a “‘pair of these size 42”..the guy returns with the box. You put them on and they don’t fit good so you return the box and walk out. Little does the poor fella know that the shoes in the box are the old worn shoes. And we just walk out of the store with fresh pair of nikes! Takes balls when looking back at it
@Hazy2167 ай бұрын
9:39 😂😂😂😂😂
@Tanko1053 жыл бұрын
And we scared to buy puffs without being carded😂
@SimplyTaterMan4 жыл бұрын
I smelled that through the phone
@IAmStayingAnonymous3 жыл бұрын
Here you guys go. I don't approve of this anymore because I'm no longer a junkie, but walk into a rite aid or CVS, or even gas station. Pick up two gift cards that are prepaid amounts like 25, 50, or 100. Not the kind you pick the amount. Put one in a hoody pocket, once the cashier scans the other one because you "want to buy it" it automatically activates. Then ask the cashier be like "OH and I need a pack of smokes, and once they turn around quickly swap the one on the counter and the one in your pocket then once they ring up the cigarettes just act like you forgot your cash and leave. Lol.
@Chris-us8yq4 жыл бұрын
Joey just shit his pants
@dreamcatcher61644 жыл бұрын
I have to try that method..
@gelatobaker96794 жыл бұрын
Which one?? The one at 6:24??😅😅😅
@dreamcatcher61644 жыл бұрын
@@gelatobaker9679 ha ha ha ha...no not that one. 🤢 the returning merchandise i never purchased..🤣
@mrshhh78414 жыл бұрын
when I worked at Kmart as a loss prevention person I would tell people to ''put it back'.
@NZX2223 жыл бұрын
I hope my receipts are helping someone
@rubensoares39433 жыл бұрын
He farts In the show. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Amazing!!!
@sadokbarbouche94273 жыл бұрын
wow
@GetRich234 жыл бұрын
It sounded like uncle Joey shit himself.
@spliffsenseiroejogan93804 жыл бұрын
He stopped when I was born June 95 lol
@landocal04 жыл бұрын
Random thought but has he ever done a show where he discusses where the nickname Coco comes from.
@Gabriel-fr3sd3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it, what is a receipt good for if you don’t have the goods?