Joey Diaz Borrows A Car and It Catches Fire

The Church #801 - Josh Wolf
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
• The Church: #801 - Jos...
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[@nicknoss5341]

Saying he just grabbed his suitcase and walked away and heard a boom 10 minutes later was the funniest shit

[@Brizius]

I would pay to understand more of what he’s saying Joey!

[@anywhere258]

​@Brizius did you ever figure out more of what he is saying?

[@icarusablaze1831]

Uncle Joey destroying cars out here like a GTA character.

[@ElvenMans]

With all his stories, he easily could be a character in the next GTA.

[@brsvideos8143]

The fact that he hasn't been in any of them is a travesty. You wouldn't even need to write a character. Just have him in the game as himself, give him a rough idea of a job (So he can assign you a mission) and let him go.

[@chiscoflg]

Gta joey diaz stories

[@icarusablaze1831]

@@chiscoflg The Ballad of Boulder County

[@NukaCola514]

@@brsvideos8143 he was in Mafia 3 so I'm sure he's open to be in more games, he would be perfect for GTA cause they're satirical and some of the characters are funny as hell

[@killerwhale2419]

Nothing better then Joey full naming people and in the same breathe talking about how they’re coke heads lol

[@tashriquekarriem8865]

Joey me, too’d the cars

[@williamgill5286]

What are you implying

[@spirituallifeswami5116]

Also how he says their name and say how he used to steal from them and get over lmao

[@CanPen92]

Even better when he tells stories like that and he says, “between you and I dawg.” 😂😂

[@dookierubber3345]

Rap snitches, tellin all they business

[@16Hodges]

"His name was Bo boo, bah bah, ba, something like that" 😂💀

[@frama5607]

Having grown up in that same part of Jersey makes these stories so special. He's absolutely right about everything. His attention to detail is incredible. One of the greatest storytellers of our time.

[@marvin4454]

Being from jersey adds a extra layer of funny bc I meet a lot of oldheads like him with crazy stories

[@Kehwanna]

South Jersey, the Atlantic County area has a lot of hilarious and interesting people. The diversity of cultures in that state, despite NJ's arguably depressing atmosphere, just adds another layer to what makes that state special.

[@njemergencychaser5508]

Bergen and Hudson county have a hell of a lot of crazy shit going on

[@Kehwanna]

@@seanfromyt Route 30 and 76 on the way to Philly from NJ is fully of salty drivers that get mad at you for being in the way as they cut in between cars at 20 miles above the speed limit. I wonder if half the accidents I see on the highway are the bad drivers or just their victims.

[@pro-2ndamendmentcitizen560]

I grew up near the spot he was working for. As a matter of fact that guy still in business. I should ask if he remembers him lol

[@spliffsenseiroejogan9380]

Joey “Man it’s gettin hot in here🧐🥵” Diaz

[@575MAFIA575]

💀

[@TheTruthContestt]

😹😹

[@cynicalhiphop2373]

Underrated comment right here

[@loveforthe90s]

I swear I almost died when he said he was hitting the gas so hard that it ripped the back of the van off 🤣🤣 it’s so over the fucking top

[@Dimethyltripping]

ik i can just imagine him having the pedal to the floor going no where while the guy is yelling on the walky talky😂 would’ve died to see ryan sickler hear this story

[@angelgjr1999]

We’ve all been there. Back of the vans bumper gets caught in a power line. You gun it and it ripped the back of the van off.

[@emacias1473]

@@angelgjr1999 Ukrainian Gutierrez that's weird

[@loveforthe90s]

I just have a visual of him walking away from the car as it’s exploding without a care in the world 🤣🤣

[@blueG37_]

This needs to be animated 😂

[@dai-okami]

"That's why I dont buy a Cadillac. That's why I dont buy BMW. Cause I light cars on fiya." The man is an absolute philosopher 😂

[@Kazokaslt]

Cuban Aristotle 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RoxyReyes]

Lmao Joey talking in Spanish sounds like a telenovela actor.

[@Snaffle]

That was the impression.

[@robaskins5916]

Right!🤣, I love watching these shows.. it's nice that you leave nice comments. 🥂

[@RoxyReyes]

@@Snaffle ok you don't have to be so sarcastic 🙄

[@RoxyReyes]

@@robaskins5916 thanks have a nice day 😊

[@MrJintensive]

I wood love to play a novela with you, its starts with you hating me so much, then you drown and I give you mouth to mouth and you open your eyes and we live happily ever after and we have alot of kids.

[@mikelong3460]

I used to live in the rocketship in that park -Joey Diaz.

[@nunyah_4364]

😂😂😂

[@Uiga513]

😂😂😂 what video is that from?

[@justinwatson6932]

Golly I smoked way too much herb to even be able to handle Joey's stories! He is legit hilarious

[@markl5998]

You getting way too high is better than you getting way too drunk or drugged out. You made the right choice

[@ericvega3597]

Golly lmao

[@Prod_D]

Faded bruh lmao stay faded keep going

[@benschweiger1671]

ugh same i'm on another planet right now i've never laughed this hard in my life

[@bravecraftuniverse3857]

You comment like an undercover cop

[@polico4417]

“I used to live in that rocket ship in that park” 6:50 🤣🤣

[@JL-ip3sf]

Best part lol

[@brett3429]

This makes me so happy every time I watch it! He has a way with words… I love him for it! Josh losing his sh*t mentioning the trash cans is just priceless!

[@RamnaViaz]

All the Joey Diaz's that emerged from the 80's coke boom are the reason nobody can get a job nowadays without a PhD, a reference from the Pope and an Olympic gold medal.

[@peterquinn2997]

😂 brilliant

[@ericvega3597]

If you can't get a job its because you have no skills

[@cue1806]

@@ericvega3597 there’s always one

[@UraSausauge]

@@ericvega3597 like you

[@ericvega3597]

@@cue1806 one that won't go along with your sob stories and self pity

[@MrLilram123]

Joey isn't the problem, the cars were all trash.

[@theorigionaldrew]

Yeah all 57 of them.

[@KyLesCaster]

That 80s quality control.

[@why3011]

@@KyLesCaster he drove the shit out of his cars, probably didn't change the oil or check any fluids, we know he rode on multiple donuts for long periods of time. No car survives this.

[@UraSausauge]

@@why3011 its a joke

[@why3011]

@@UraSausauge ...

[@LowTempDabr]

Love a 4am upload

[@CODmasterpwnage]

Tony Parrales ayo for yayo

[@dealt]

For all the soljahs and doctahs

[@Blernster]

It's 2am

[@nikkifitch5882]

Uncle Joey’s laugh is just tremendous!

[@johannes8346]

Yeah sounds like a suffocating pig with bronchitis and asthma haha😂

[@adamdalla485]

Sounds like Bowser from the Super Mario Bros show

[@ca8281]

@4:53 Do you still drive like you used to drive? Lee mutters "Yes" Lmao

[@michaelmartin9382]

My first car was a Volkswagen square back drove it home to show my parents when we walked out the front door the back of the car was in flames my dad was like let it burn lol.

[@why3011]

Brutal

[@joeyflowsta3207]

“Diaz where are ya!?”😂😂😂

[@kombijr]

I feel like if Coco Diaz would borrow a bowl of cereal it’d also catch fire and if you ask him why, “I DONT KNOW NUTHIN’”

[@hbcaleb6752]

8:55 my grandparents tea kettle aint even that loud!

[@dragospahontu]

A pig

[@nunyah_4364]

Wtf 😂😂😂💀

[@WD40318]

His laugh is what the tires sounded like 😂😂

[@WD40318]

****8:55****

[@hometownhero334]

When he said I put that car through commando tactics 😂💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@RAYTHEONGAMING]

There is literally nothing better than listening to Joey Diaz while high.

[@sarahemikula]

Diaz and Josh Wolf have such hilarious wheeze-worthy laughs 👏😂

[@sanansa4567]

"You told me to go to Newark". Anything is possible when you go to Newark...LOL.

[@felipe3354]

Diaz, where are u!?

[@CoryXboxYT]

I’ve never laughed so hard that my collarbones were hurting 😂😂😂

[@papidan87]

DIAZ DIAZ WHERE ARE YOU!!😂🤣😭

[@robaskins5916]

I'm fucking dying right now, Mr. Joey thank you so much for putting this together and putting it out brother...

[@cozmo562]

Joey’s laugh alone can cure my depression

[@scubawithatuba]

He has endless stories that have so much comedy gold! Lol

[@RensTop40Playlists]

it ends😭🇺🇸

[@blitzkrieg459]

Commando tactics 😂😂😂 I was hollering in my car when I heard that.

[@KushSmokinJack]

It's 1 28am...lemme try fall sleep hearing how Joey managed to fuck this up 🤣🤣

[@thepresident8252]

"Diaz! where are ya? Diaz where are ya........"

[@lawx2630]

i just want to know who would dislike a joey diaz video and why

[@coreytrevor1920]

owners of the dealerships

[@McMintyMP]

because he's a pathological liar. None of these stories happened.

[@bloveless79]

He’s good at exaggeration.

[@walter1893]

@@McMintyMP So he makes up and memorises all these names, dates, details and everything. He called the guy he kidnapped on the show and talked with him. Theres also a documentary on joey diaz called where i got my balls where some of his old friends talk about what they did and other things.

[@TheTruth255]

Wallee Exactly, ppl are acting like Joey constantly lies. Nobody who is making up stories are making up the kind of stories he tells. Ppl forget he is a comedian and comedians exaggerate shit to make it funny but it doesn’t mean they made it up.

[@mattclayborne6985]

This clip is GOAT 🐐 for me! No matter what I’m feeling, this story makes me die laughing 😂 thxs uncle Joey! 😂😂👍🏾

[@joenestor1673]

Imagine seeing Joey on a car dealer commercial 😂😂😂

[@ls6mbkr111]

Blowin up cars like a doctah!!!!!!!!

[@passenger-rider]

Damn I miss the old times when Joey lived in LA and had his guests on the show. You can't write this shit, it's on an another level.

[@Manny-iw5ql]

Uncle Joey does the car noises perfectly 🤣

[@eelectricsnake5797]

They need to make a Joey Diaz autobiography movie

[@NiccoloMachiavelliii]

I busted a gut in this video! 😂😂

[@TheMirotame]

I would pay to see that commercial!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@bradbiggs4283]

I have laughed so many times at this clip... I always come back to it.

[@Ham-pb7pb]

8:55 That's the sound the car made.

[@sebastiancroft3759]

Christ I pissed myself listening to this! Tremendous! 🤣

[@sebastiancroft3759]

@@viracocha elaborate and then we'll discuss!

[@erikrodriguez1609]

@Tyrone Notwatson idk i just caught on i watched the episode of him saying he was in boulder Colorado chilling with a ex marine who wanted to rob a bank on snowmobiles in 83 in the winter n now hes talking about being in NJ and his car blowing up in 83 innda winter js lol idgaf tho he still funny asf n im a watch

[@JaymanNVK]

@@viracocha who the fuq cares

[@youtubeuniversity6589]

Seriosly uncle Joey your pod casts your life story really turns my day around. You have some serious stories and it’s inspiring how you turned it around. Peace and love

[@klizzard5166]

Joey "I walk away from my exploding car without looking back" Diaz

[@funnydylan9834]

Joey always makes me laugh. I love watching him while high, his wheezing laugh always gets me. Lmao 🤣

[@spliffsenseiroejogan9380]

😂😂😂😂 nah great way to start my morning have a bless day everybody

[@michaelcarey8153]

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@moneyraylucas7161]

6:33 1st ever laugh that sounds legit like a Wolf Howling..... Josh Wolf???

[@loveforthe90s]

God I love this story

[@moneyraylucas7161]

haha I know I've rewatched this over 20 times lol

[@RetroX-uu6cq]

I haven't laughed like that in... Since the last video.. love Uncle Joey.

[@Trill_I_Am]

This guy have classic funny stories

[@thenickseditious]

This episode of the church is my latest favorite non stop laughs

[@thedemon9692]

This is one of the funniest stories 😂

[@gnarlyshark42]

Beinvenidos!! 😂😂

[@gwyn8590]

“Diaz Diaz Diaz Where Tf U At?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toe._.truckk]

4:16 he starts telling himself to tell a story

[@JaymanNVK]

Genius segway between stories lol

[@alancantu2557]

Another tremendous story to make my night

[@fermageehamilton1402]

Joey Diaz kills me! I just love him….hahahahaha

[@JohnLandTaylor]

Happy Sunday Church!

[@guccidan719]

11:46 i love Lee here in the background😂😂😂😂 dude doesnt even hesitate "millions"😭😭

[@jethrotroll5442]

Only Diaz can talk about the most heinous, messed up shit and have the entire audience laughing with him. He's a legend.

[@wavyamar]

4am and i am in tears 😂

[@goodbyeseeyalater]

6:22 Lol I think I'd lose my mind to Uncle Joey raging while stuck in the snow.

[@gnarlyshark42]

I watch this clip so often

[@KashMunni120]

thanks for that laugh medicine, uncle joey

[@mariogonzalez1761]

Uncle Joey your stories are the best Hahaha

[@nigelrichardson4327]

Joey is one of the best! Hands. Down.

[@travisbond635]

I think they should put Joey in the beer commercial because he IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. Cant you Joey playing that part. It would be great. Lol.

[@juanhertsensmarques9796]

Someone needs to find that advertisement!

[@dwade6322]

Holy crap ! Yes please find it !! Comedy Gold i bet !!!

[@kaian8418]

This episode was the funniest shit I've ever heard 😅

[@jaredmehrlich6683]

6:51 "I used to live in that rocket ship"

[@tracemiller1519]

Uncle Joey never fails to make me laugh even on a bad day😂

[@rickylozada7994]

Legit cried from laughing 😂😂

[@CJ-wr1of]

on the side of the road car running hot and laughing with uncle Joey. tremendous

[@onone9149]

Love these funny moments with uncle joey🙂

[@inzo313]

The Thumbnail pic and the title already had me laughing before I even clicked the video

[@boogiedownnyc]

Lmfao, Joey Diaz is something else

[@monacoathlete2755]

Joey got da best stories! 😄😄😄

[@flesruoYkcuFoGuoY]

me, reading the title of the video: "of course he did and of course it does."

[@GeorgeZain]

Someone find that car commercial

[@singvang1247]

I don't care what the subject matter is....if Uncle Joey is telling the story, I'm gonna listen and laugh my ass off.

[@YonyGut1MoviesandVideogames]

Listening to Joey stories while Josh is laughing his ass off is probably the best thing I found all over KZbin. I come back to this video every once in a while, specially when I had a shitty day and I really need to sit back, chill and have a good laugh.

[@Rufus345]

If Joey Diaz ever makes a movie about his life, this scene should be the first scene in the trailer.

[@al_wax]

Best episode in a while. It's always "OH SHIT" when I see Josh on the podcast.

[@mr.Swartz]

I sold cars from age 18-24 in the hood and most of what Uncle Joey is says true. There’s always a few a uncle Joey at every car lot. Most of us have driven the dealers cars home without permission for dates. Some of us even steal the dealerships new cars and sell them with fake titles.

[@240Sil]

Hahaha ... The thumbnail to this one is tremendous. Pinche Uncle Joey....

[@RoscoeB44]

Part of the van came off he says,what you mean the frame uncle Joey! Lol

[@WD40318]

8:55 is what the the tires must of sounded like

[@yanalicious87]

I love these ❤

[@lydsantanafamily4052]

I wanna spent a entire day with this guy man i know my cheeks would be hurting from smiling so much

[@sexmodtf2freepunjabinoviru162]

8:57 the sound that car made pulling out

[@JohnnyJiuJitsu]

I needed this laugh. I miss these podcasts.

[@matteoj226]

The greatest storyteller of all time

[@jasonrichard7560]

"borrowed"😂