The Best Joe Rogan Stories on The Church | Joey Diaz

[@Flow_State1991]

This man remembers every name, time, date & detail. Love it..

[@nilocnaughton]

you know a person that tells stories like that especially a comic. about 75% of everything he says is embellished or flat out made up to complete the story. i remember when i was 15 years old and i thought that this one guy was sooo good at telling stories and how amazing his life was, then i realized that story he was telling, i was a part of it and absolutely NOTHING happened the way this guy would tell the story.

[@cristianibanez7303]

@@nilocnaughton I would agree except there’s multiple times where he’s told a story on his podcast about music or a concert and he can pull up the exact date of a show or a year an album was released which are both verifiable. In fact they’ve checked on air and he’s either spot on or pretty close to the actual date/details. I don’t disagree with completely but Joey does indeed have the memory of a doctah!

[@Ty-uy6bf]

@@nilocnaughton not at all this is guy is old fashion. You might live a boring life working a 9-5 not living. People have wild stories because there’s going outside everyday doing crazy shit.

[@nilocnaughton]

@@Ty-uy6bf you're a fucking moron! i live in south america i've traveled the world. i have many crazy stories myself and i've known many people like joey thoughout my life. yes they are his stories. but he will even tell you he embelleshes for the sake of a story. grow up moron!

[@sozeytozey]

@@Ty-uy6bf He still embellishes his stories. You're naive to think otherwise. You're also probably a pretty shit story teller if I had to guess lol. Either say a whole lotta nothing, or make up complete lies to sound interesting.

[@salohcin1013]

If there was an encyclopedia of Joey Diaz' life and times, I'd buy it, read it, and display it on a mantle above my fire place.

[@finishedat4018]

Absolutely my friend.

[@enochkilo5320]

Gang gang brother

[@tlallihouse3126]

Yes

[@AtbChronic]

The book is coming out soon brotha

[@sylviabennan]

fr and it’d be a book series as long as Harry Potter. I’d happily read his books over Potter’s

[@lousy.-6586]

“it’d be educational” man so smooth with responses 😭

[@GoodBaLIsTicS]

“Let me see that little bat” LMAOOO

[@mikebipping6166]

with wings! never forget, most disturbing uncle joey story of all time

[@GLo1991]

Bro I lost my keys listening to that shit. Fuckin gone

[@ArcticWolf-qd6ev]

@@GLo1991 🤣

[@athenaku5502]

He always has the best one liners lmao

[@mileslong3904]

I imagine it looked like Predator's face

[@Jeffbambam]

Uncle Joey just puts it out there ,mad respect for my brother he's dropping bars of education.

[@kerbygator]

I got some shit that will top his, but I ain't putting it out there. I'm 63 years old, and still partying. He's got good stories, but I have some I ain't willing to share with nobody.

[@masonmatthews1226]

How’d I just find this gem going into 2021?

[@Horatio-Monroe]

It found you

[@E.S222]

HORATIO MONROE namaste

[@garythesnail7631]

Indeed sir

[@adriandumea4757]

Brrrraaaaaa it'S tremendous

[@Darkhound_]

I love it and i found you.

[@javierjp8549]

Joey hearing the stories with his mouth open is so funny

[@joepicone6348]

Facts dude 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@DontDefuse]

“Go ahead and show me that little bat between your legs, come on, I’ve never seen a transgender little 🐱 before. Do it for uncle Joey” 😂😂😂😂

[@JuanPena-bx8qm]

😂😂😂

[@lokz5086]

already laughing at the eddie bravo story, then I see this comment sent me lmaoioooo

[@nathangraham5438]

Looking like a Momo with his mouth open should pop some ice cubes in there 😅

[@tikemanski3548]

21:13 This is an especially important skill to have. Picking up on the environment around you which really applies to many life situations.

[@datmarolyfe5018]

80 % of communication is body language, saved my ass a couple times

[@dripcapone]

Bro that’s literally the most common examples of human nature

[@blakeb8139]

@@dripcapone You’d be surprised by how many people can’t read social cues

[@khaleelo23]

@@dripcapone bruh there are courses in college about body language changing your body language can change your whole perception

[@MohammedHussain-yj7ch]

@@dripcapone .....,........., Llllooo

[@Stevesautopartsify]

If I lived 10 more lifetimes my life would never have has been as amazing as these legends!

[@BruceWaynesFactory]

Don’t say that bruh lol, you most likely will .. you only see the green grass outside, you don’t see the grass that’s dead from no sunlight inside. We only hear and see these peoples highlights.. we each have lives and do things we find amazing in our life

[@joelweise9588]

Stop putting famous people on such a high pedestal, I promise there’s far more interesting people out there just nobody cares about them because they aren’t famous.

[@HeyIwasaValedictorian]

My life's been pretty fkin great 😁👍😎 had some pretty amazing times

[@colindixon9916]

I have honestly forgotten more than I remember. I know ppl say that all of time, but i genuinely mean that. I lives an extremely transient life. For 2 decades from my 20-40s i was on drugs and just toured around the UK. From one tip to the other. Many times only staying in the same place for weeks or even days b4 moving on. Looking back it was insane. Im sure a childhood of moving time and time again with new schools new friends and the like contributed to this. Never had a steady job, steady partner, nor any family in the uk. It understandably led to me being a little untethered in life ....something the drugs covered up quite nicely. In recovery, ive met so many people who haven't left their own towns or counties (quite common in UK) But seriously, im not joking when I say i have forgotten more than I can remember. Some of it by choice, some not. Ive often tried to draw timelines about my life and theres always big blanks of weeks and months! (Probably years) It does seem crazy looking back with hindsight, but at the time, never thought much about it. Life. Its a funny buggar!🙊🙉🙈 🙏😇🙏😇🙏😇🙏😇🙏😇🙏😇🙏😇

[@Iplayphone]

Just gotta go out and live.

[@gianreyes3888]

Lee is a real life morty😂😂😂 gotta love em

[@CJ_YT.]

morty at forty

[@skankhunt438]

@@CJ_YT.morty @ sixty

[@lucienpavone3443]

@@CJ_YT. LOL

[@Funkyfresh2k1]

We all love you Joey god bless you and your family! Hope everyone’s having a great day

[@geromelegnome5446]

Same to you!!!

[@alvinclausel8748]

Love that Joey is as humble as he is.

[@Living_Legend85]

A dying breed

[@paleamigo8575]

"I'm 14-0 with 16 KO's"🤣🤣🤣

[@danielc.6640]

"I knocked out the judge"

[@sergioestrada7459]

Who was the guy in question?

[@Mggggssss]

@@sergioestrada7459 Nobody

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@danielc.6640 it's wasn't judge Judy. She'd beat his ass!

[@Sammo3566]

He’s beetlejuices brother

[@naztetv8862]

I remember when they first told those Eddie "The Indian" Bravo stories on the earrrrrrly JRE days. The Golden days, first 100 episodes. I love the fact that Joey called him "The Indian" when Eddie got hammered lol.

[@deanmellis6802]

““What kind of person would I be?" You'd be fucking, educational.“ Hysterical!

[@thenewknizzle7530]

I died when he said educational lol

[@jamesmuratet4404]

@@thenewknizzle7530 the best response he could’ve gave 😂😂

[@selfmadegamer410]

Still legendary 2022 Uncle Joey salute

[@cashtaylor9804]

And.... 2023! Love Joey🫡

[@jaybabe7767]

12:04 such a true statement everything in life is mental idk about bombing on a stage but boot camp high stress situations they are mental. If you take the drill instructor away its just working out and standing in lines and stuff and if you are performing a task at work and are struggling its the context of your boss watching or customers or whatever if you take all that out of the equation how hard is the task at hand? They what I tell myself if I am struggling at a task or freaking out over something.

[@tylermaxwell6894]

That feeling the void part hit hard Joey always speaks facts 💯 😪

[@lumbago784]

I nearly got emotional when he brought up Patrice. Fucking shame about him and Ralphie dying so young.

[@joshuaburgin5995]

So hilarious. And tbh. I feel like Patrice was the next goat.

[@maddogkilla1]

Timestamp?

[@Joeaol6]

This is my go to video when i cant sleep. Somehow he just helps me pass out when I listen to his stories

[@kerbygator]

I'ma have to try that tonight!

[@jonvia]

these are CLASSIC Uncle Joey clips!!!

[@thomaswhitney3553]

"It was fucking disturbing, ...but hilarious." "but enough of that shit! " lmao too real.

[@DavidGonzlz]

"I knocked out the judge" 😂

[@aeodian]

thanks for the upload man

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Joey Diaz Clips thank you so much for this compilation!

[@Farfetchd.]

50:06 I knew exactly where joey was goin with this. Patrice and Joey fill such a similar role in comedy.

[@jeffmolina8607]

Good call on that one. Real talk

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Lee yelling " Jesus!!!! " made the whole video for me! 😂

[@mitchydee1]

as an aspiring comic, these are pearls of wisdom

[@JahEerie]

Hahahahaha. Teo Vonn's description of Eddie bein like a 'Deaf Jack Russell' is absolutley perfect!!!

[@dwalk713]

That little bat 😂😂😂 I'm f'n crying

[@redmannbro8861]

R.I.P Ralphie brother .. My bad for misspelling his name yall. I was blackout drunk when I made this comment 😂

[@rabbidwolf5666]

Ralphie* you dumbass

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

Agreed

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

So greeting from Germany

[@AP-ur1cd]

Wonder if dead people read you tube comments

[@user-nj1zu2nf1x]

@@AP-ur1cd good question

[@thomasbrown8468]

Mr Diaz. Joey. You are a great man. Love you and. This is the way I was brought up. I’m 40. I love you brother ❤. You got there man.

[@raoulduke2625]

So happy the lost J ellenburger episode is in here ! Saw it live before it was yanked ! They went DEEP into the murky waters ... 💀

[@ronnytotten9292]

Hahahahahahha is that the one where he got so stoned he couldnt talk?

[@booras56]

Why was it yanked?

[@raoulduke2625]

@@booras56 this was back when they were live. His first appearance he was in training so he couldn’t smoke. So his second appearance they got him so fucked up smoking the bong that they had to end the entire podcast At like 48 minutes because even Joey couldn’t really talk. One of my favorite episodes

[@yannicklorenzovisser]

@@raoulduke2625 do you know where i can watch it?

[@RobJakes-s3w]

Joey you are hilarious and I didn't know much about you. Read some on Wikipedia and this video. I have a lot of respect for you. You're a good dude.

[@adamsauve]

The chick in the back was so disinterested when Lee was talking, Joey starts talking, she puts the phone down and is into it.

[@scoldingwhisper]

if her opinion was worth caring about she wouldn't be sitting in the back

[@Vid3oG4mers]

She knows he doesn’t have a philosophy or anything worth hearing women could pick up on these things easily, less still a boy learning about life

[@yungchill69]

@@Vid3oG4mers no just Joey has notoriety which gets her interested, Lee is just an unknown comic. Most women don't work that way, they see only what they can gain in a man.

[@aculasabacca]

@@Vid3oG4mers She only cares about being entertained or what they can do for her. No interest in contributing. If I was Joey I would not allow her to sit there. This is not a day care. If you are not engaged there is no reason for you to be here.

[@Vid3oG4mers]

@@yungchill69 she can gain insight from Joey, not lee

[@kkjj4508]

Love joey. Funniest stories and GREAT STAND UP😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺☺☺☺☺🤑

[@TubaraoCK6]

42:30 who would ever want to hurt Lee, the world is a better place with people like Lee in it

[@Halry1]

I found Sam’s contribution to be essential to Eddie’s Germany story. More of him please.

[@Big_Chief38]

Wow Joey having a beer. Don’t see that to often

[@stoneylonesome4062]

It was probably one of those 0.5% Heinekens or something like that

[@maddogkilla1]

He doesnt drink alcohol?

[@denzelmorrison8948]

41:34 “Did I leave a comment?¿” the way he slid back when he said that had me crying 😂

[@billsimmons2898]

Joey is the cool uncle you wish you had, i could listen to him all day!

[@lesdillinger4907]

Can you imagine after Joey's made you take 40 stars of death and you finally wandered your way home stoned to the gills and some random person starts telling you their being torched stories. Good god man!

[@leejganderson7827]

Love this episode!!! 🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞🌝

[@mattman3188]

Joey..... Cartoon these stories and movie the ones of you growing up

[@mind-of-neo]

thats kind of a lot to ask for.

[@mattman3188]

@@mind-of-neo nah man, he can do it. I could see Joey being one of the producers

[@user-du4pk9bu9g]

Theo Vons cartoons of his stories as a kid, by I think dudes name is Papiotoons or something. They are amazing. Add in Joey Diaz kid stories or Coke stories and they're great. They do do some search jre toons

[@ViolentNirvana]

just listen to the stories and imagine guy.

[@Smokeyxz]

Hayden listen GUY

[@eliotzarkofski4041]

Tremendous content. Just tremendous

[@beatingu0110]

Listening to Joey talk I feel the need to clear my throat a lot lol

[@datasciencesauce]

Nobody: Lee: Where do you buy this?

[@WhyForWhatNow]

8:20 Joey forgets what Eddie was talking about

[@lesdillinger4907]

I appreciate this version of bert. He has like a new style that i respect but not really get into, maybe ill get it one day.

[@mannix7900]

Joey rocks!

[@bluelobster246]

I’m high rn and that first story disturbed me.

[@justincraig398]

12:03 that story Eddie just told wasn’t that serious. So he went out in Germany , blacked out , and then woke up on the way to the airport without joe. I hope there was more to the story based the build up Joey gave us.

[@StephenSternforPresident]

I like the way Joey Diaz says you f**k I just simply love Joey coco Diaz I don't socialize and I keep to myself and follow very few people on Facebook and I don't have Joey on Facebook but I tell you what I follow the church of what's happening now

[@Angelb503]

Still watching this in 2023

[@caustic625]

"I saw it on facebook" "idk it was like in 98" 🤣🤣

[@jgirl345]

I love listening to Joey cuz hes so real ... he says shit we all say behind closed doors but people are so scared to offend somebody now a days... he dont give a fuck tho and I love it lol

[@Enlightened0ne]

10:50 Joey is fuckin in a Trance that's how engaged he is with the convo

[@Darkhound_]

This is the realest thing about them. They don't want to be bothered and they don't wont to fuck with anybody. They are real.

[@Pfetzer23]

Eddie, uncle Joey and Lee podcast would go insane

[@rich_green_9610]

I miss the church 😔

[@mind-of-neo]

Thank you for putting the old outro at the end.

[@mikepitzer8705]

Showed Uncle Joey your bat.. Holy shit. Lmmfao

[@yandhi_6382]

I had a similar story to this but it was for July 4th. All I remember was I started drinking then suddenly on my sisters bed in the afternoon 😭. Apparently my drunken self peed on my brother clothes thinking it was the toilet 😭

[@ineedhelporaciggerate3620]

It’s 10pm and I’m going out for an experiment of life which is humans just because of Joey and this is what it’s all about

[@johnsarnicola-h4g]

I dont know why people keep insisting on calling Rogan a comic.

[@JRA73]

He definetly is not a comedian, I've laughed at a few of his quips on podcasts but his stage act is disastrously unfunny. Britain.

[@plutobaby9996]

He pays their bills in one form or another

[@_OZZIE_RASCAL]

Snatch Wigs... I learn something new every day 🤓🤣🥸

[@Hyenacid]

Martians landing in Cuba 57:00 had me rolling 🤣

[@WhatdoYumean]

If uncle joeys gotta beer in front of em, it’s gonna be a banger!

[@aaronfiddy4260]

Legend bro

[@cuposooth4820]

0:33 Joey Diaz Translator: Text Entered: "We went to meet another comic named Norm.......Not McDonald, the ORIGINAL one, the one that invented Smidgets" Answer: We met up with Rich Hall, who came up with "Sniglets".

[@ryanstevenson1364]

This is great

[@teddymay2158]

Love and miss you Ralphie and Patrice

[@jdgoesham5381]

This aside, I miss Lee. He was a perfect fit for Joey. And his laugh is hilarious like Ryan Sickler's laugh.

[@007oskari]

Lee and Joey have done like 15 episodes after they disbanded the church, Joey's current podcast uncle Joey's joint and he's done quite a few episodes with Lee, one just few days ago

[@kerbygator]

He's still around.

[@CelestialWoodway]

I can do without him. 😅

[@robprice5655]

Joey could sell ice to an eskimo....who are we kidding

[@treyferguson2965]

Like a fuckin DOCTAHHH he could

[@tosh_is_me942]

he did, back in boulder in 84

[@eugenedascoli3706]

He could sell salt to a slug

[@tosh_is_me942]

@@eugenedascoli3706 Jersey, 78

[@robertwales623]

Only fuckin uncle Joey has stories like these!...legend 👍

[@richiebanna6887]

I was dead after 2 minutes lmao!

[@SassquatchTX]

And then boom my eyes open. I feel that.

[@issiahcastillo1199]

eddie bravo w the fast travel technique

[@Chazie_]

I keep hearing about these quaaludes I really wanna try em but you can’t get em in the uk

[@asam9035]

Where i‘m from, we say: ich küss dein herz für diese compilation

[@WhiteKnightCutlass]

50:48 Ralphie and Patrice legends, Rip fellas

[@robertsine8812]

I’d easily do a job with Uncle Joey,, at times it feels I’ve done one in the past with him already. Likely have, or at least with his character… he’s solid .. we hold it down when times get “tropical”. He knows what I mean. He’d run the job of course, trust in that.

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

A pubic wig is called a merkin.

[@adamwithana8759]

Made from beaver hide 👍

[@esfdhayes]

Yea it is I’m a cattle rancher and my oldest son asked me what the end of a calf’s ball sack is called ( you cut the bottom inch of it off when you castrate them) I told him it’s a merkin. He collected all of them for ever lol. We still call them that.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Morrie's merkins can withstand hurricane winds....

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

You people are weird asf

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@@LouSassoleSledgecock_III - What's up Mr. I have no sense of humor....

[@krystlesykes2623]

Lee's laugh at the end!😅😂😅

[@billyirving8699]

Legend

[@mu99ins]

Eh, it's the same in every business. You get along with some peeps, but not most. You can be replaced, and there's creeps...always creeps. And it just might be that somebody regards you as a creep. The best life advice I ever read was by Aldous Huxley, who spent a lifetime studying all different ways to be wise and live the good life, and as an old man his advice was, "Try to be nicer."

[@sepehrkhalse3113]

“Show me the bat “ 🦇

[@eyeswideopen7126]

Uncle joey change the title around and watch the numbers grow. Joe rogans best stories on the church

[@thomasbrown8468]

Work on mobile homes for now. Man do you guys come through Birmingham ever. Huntsville is great. My g grandmother was a Hunt.

[@alibob2277]

Still watching uncle joey in 2024

[@strengththroughjoy6699]

Same broski

[@Truemeaning-]

“Artificial Turf” 😂

[@rizinMLG]

I'd gladly clean Joey's glass collection, that bong has seen better days lol

[@redline9579]

The good old days

[@tonyjenkins272]

When Joey was still funny not puttin on AA Meetings

[@brettgarcia1988]

what mic stands are those?

[@ChrisThumm-n9t]

Joey is great

[@captaintight]

This is back when Rogan and crew were good!

[@1sweetree]

that germany story is fucking awesome

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

“It’s educational”

[@calebgourgon9472]

Killed me

[@Suzukibob69]

“Artificial Turf” sent me 🤣🤣

[@sineadcampbell5147]

Joe Rogan in that thumbnail looks as baked as I feel lol.