Volume 2 From Various Episodes The Church of What's Happening Now Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
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@Luisg7735 жыл бұрын
Lee: “Wait ............. you broke in wearing boxing gloves?” I was dying 🤣🤣🤣
@angelhtx35445 жыл бұрын
I swear man Joey can make a very vivid image in your head with his stories
@MulliComMedia4 жыл бұрын
Angel Htx He’s very detailed when he describes his past. He remembers everything so clearly and creates a sort of anticipation with his natural delivery.
@hugofortuna64324 жыл бұрын
@@MulliComMedia but remembers nothing from 2016 tho 😂
@alexfizer4 жыл бұрын
@@hugofortuna6432 stars of death and acid, "kick that fucking mule Lee" !!
@etfjordan34733 жыл бұрын
And it’ll be about vacuum cleaners and james bond toys
@ryanblackman6623 жыл бұрын
Very true statement. He definitely is extremely well spoken, gotta a talent with vocabulary.
@iladelproductions88204 жыл бұрын
When i sold drugs dudes like joey were my worst fear lol.
@oldlyswansea4 жыл бұрын
Kiz I grew up with a guy like him we were both poor and my mum god love her would feed him (his mum was a meth head) and he would steal everything that wasn’t nailed down hell he even stole a full kitchen once but he never stole or robbed us r.i.p Bobby 😭
@cee57144 жыл бұрын
spinmonkey rip Bobby
@yuh58353 жыл бұрын
spinmonkey to me bobby has puts loyalty and respect in front of everything you helped him out and he knew not to rob you
@HoratioWalls3 жыл бұрын
You never sold drugs
@iladelproductions88203 жыл бұрын
@@HoratioWalls If you say so...
@kalekhalili81305 жыл бұрын
Like a doctah..... you’re the man Joey. There is nothing better than listening to you on my 30 mile drive on the way to work and 30 mile drive back home. These longer vids really help me make the drive easier. Joey tha soldiah
@asad363605 жыл бұрын
im with you brother, 35 miles for me.
@jf53575 жыл бұрын
Kale Khalili FACTS these long videos are amazing
@Coleman_H4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@michaeldiamond764 жыл бұрын
pop a couple edibles and you are tip top mcgoo
@Dude_Its_Pistachio4 жыл бұрын
Same here homie hour drives really feel a lot better with JD
@bamm865 жыл бұрын
That first clip when he’s talking about being broke but still having those good moments is proof that Joey has never forgotten the wealth in the simple things in life. Real down to earth human. Gotta love him.
@RamnaViaz4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, brought me back to the first time I moved out of my hometown to live on my own, for me it was Chinese food, a can of coke zero and watching an action movie on my old ass TV, yeah I was broke and struggling and I had a shit job that I hated but for that night I was good and had everything I needed and it was all mine, my own effort, I never forgot that and I hope I never do.
@alejandroaires68062 жыл бұрын
FACTS I love it, great way to live life :)
@TwinQuan2 жыл бұрын
I'm eating a bag of popcorn a squirt soda and watching some uncle joey. I'm not a millionaire but for tonight I'm ok.
@toxicsaiyan71093 ай бұрын
@@TwinQuanhave you tried ruby red squirt? It's great.
@bababooey73155 жыл бұрын
Joey “this was in bolder Colorado 83-84” Diaz
@anthonygiannone36434 жыл бұрын
*Bouldah, Colorado
@bmtziii6403 жыл бұрын
*TREMENDOUS*
@MyHelpWanted4 жыл бұрын
Joey “It was 83 in snow mass village & I was coked up to the gills” Diaz
@vitoblack5928 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Fartmistergeneral3 жыл бұрын
“I took the register to go” 😂😂😂
@therapist6328 Жыл бұрын
Joey is a pure artist when it comes to storytelling. He paints my brain with images that must be very close to how he actually lived it.
@zacharyjune75105 жыл бұрын
These are nice because I hate the guests but love his hidden gem stories in those episodes.
@kurtatlas39805 жыл бұрын
theo's adlibs during joey's story had me rolling.
@eastcoasthoodlems22935 жыл бұрын
“I must’ve tackled 15 registers in My day”
@carlo8945 жыл бұрын
Everytime I start feeling like a Momo I turn on some uncle joey and humble myself
@carlo8945 жыл бұрын
@@riffraff1880 ya got me
@pmoneyblazes2475 жыл бұрын
Qarlucci this dudes watch one Joey video and comment ... 2 tards ehhhh Q ? Fucking half a momo they make a full momo together lol
@lean4real_115 жыл бұрын
pat malloy u ight?
@Life_of_Matthew Жыл бұрын
*Talking about robbing people in his apartment complex* "I practiced on my own apartment" I'M CRYING 😭😭
@vitoblack5928 Жыл бұрын
Shit got me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@adamrivera85505 жыл бұрын
No names no names fucko no names😂
@AuralVirus4 жыл бұрын
Says the name not 5 seconds before else how'd Lee know the name :) then 5 mins later drops the name of a guy who paid him to watch potential robbery sites. :D Legend.
@harrisonboffa39315 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for part 2 of this keep up the good work 👍👍
@deewah16983 жыл бұрын
"I guess that's what I don't like about people who steal vacuums."
@scottsterling32125 жыл бұрын
Someone get this man a cough drop
@Unknown-Ways5 жыл бұрын
Doinkest Memes naw Some Lean
@hanskinslo3265 жыл бұрын
Cough drop for Coco is like peeing on a forest fire.
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Unknown Ways lean is garbage.. codeine is so weak.. it’s the pussiest of all opiates
@Unknown-Ways5 жыл бұрын
LSD & NitrousOxide True codeine is a very weak opiate especially since he’s a gorilla it probably won’t even affect him
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Doinkest Memes that’s what I’m sayin! It’s weak as shit
@freddieanderson54524 жыл бұрын
Joey - "Ya House is FILTHY!" Theo - "It's Filthy Lee" LOOOOOOOOOL This Got Me Baddd HAHAHAHAHAHA (16 mins 30 seconds onward)
@alexfizer4 жыл бұрын
" Stand by the brick, wall don't move, I'll bring you a sandwich in two hours "
@mindgames96145 жыл бұрын
best compilation clips keep the thievery coming
@575forza5 жыл бұрын
I’m italian, Just moved to Canada from Boston. It’s very much everybody gets a medal type shit up here. I listen to Joey to hear some real shit again.
@gorangersforever4 жыл бұрын
I HAD AND STILL PROBABLY HAVE THIS SUITCASE
@mattasticmattattack8546 Жыл бұрын
Joey is the best I swear , this guy makes vacuums hilarious, " SEE THE BELTS!? WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOUR DEALING WITH!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏TREMENDOUS!
@MrDeadbweast5 жыл бұрын
Chasing that feeling forever!
@virgie47153 жыл бұрын
I love Theo 😂 “she got all warm under the skin one night on em pills and still our vacuum” lmfao
@ChannelVideoYoutube4 жыл бұрын
Theo is such a chill guy. Does some fucked up shit but still doesn't seem threatening
@gangsterbroccoli5 жыл бұрын
I don’t wear shoes inside, and I have clothes that I wear only at home
@LetsGoGetThem5 жыл бұрын
What kind of animal approves of shoes inside?
@VodkaSoda5 жыл бұрын
Man, so much happened to Joey in 1983
@ExcitedAnacondaSnake-hg8ec4 ай бұрын
More happened to me last year than most of my life combined too. And it only sounds cool in retrospect telling stories. It was misery as I’m sure joeys experience was. Danger, crime, drugz, is no fun.
@ralieghsolo2 жыл бұрын
5:20 I was putting up posters and shit😂😂😂😭😭.Without missing a beat lol ...love you uncle Joey.Id have been pissed if it was my coke but I get it.lol
@deewah16983 жыл бұрын
"You're doing 9-11s" Funniest line in podcast history.
@justfine777773 жыл бұрын
The story about breaking into Ken’s apartment is my favorite story that he tells. That is solid gold. It’s a story about being a nice guy, getting shit on, and getting some redemption. 🤘🏽
@TalkingThrones3 жыл бұрын
He should have been shit on. Joey was going to rob him anyway, like he did everyone else.
@mnb91625 жыл бұрын
Diaz was the real life Joe Pesci in Home Alone.
@primaljoker30405 жыл бұрын
That would have made the film sooooo much better
@mnb91625 жыл бұрын
@@primaljoker3040 I wouldn't be surprised if a remake is around the corner. With all the remaking of classics these days. They should cast him.
@FreneticZetetic2 жыл бұрын
"I'm no vacuum mechanic."
@dopeburgermike4 жыл бұрын
Even tho I'm by myself look at what I'm doing by myself... love it joey made me shed a tear on that one
@Mannydamon5 жыл бұрын
Good tips, on how to stay out of trouble
@sexonopiates2 жыл бұрын
this lady seems so confused & for good reason, joeys all over the place 😂😂
@guqijr.85784 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit ever, I love watching Joey Diaz 😂
@bctdmarketingdesign6755 жыл бұрын
Lol I used to fix vacuums. Joeys spot on.
@jimcatx30904 жыл бұрын
The old Kirby vacuums where like a grand back then my family loved it more then me
@jacobbear59714 жыл бұрын
Damn some of his stories are some of the best I’ve heard, I got stoned as fuck, he had me laughing hard lol
@Enderblades2 ай бұрын
When Joeys talking about running away in the forest I cant help but imagine that scene with Tony Soprano and Johnny Sack lol
@GeneralButtNake5 жыл бұрын
That part always keeps me going to Mr.D! LB was my independence!
@caliboyization5 жыл бұрын
Damn I wanna hear the rest of that last story 😂
@dressedanddepressed23013 жыл бұрын
When I take acid I imagine Joeys voice is the noise my ashtray makes when I snipe my cig out... but wait I don’t even smoke... wtf where did the ashtray come from yo???
@parrislucas_4 жыл бұрын
"A top notch vacuum costs $14.95" lol!!! Yea you was bigtime if you had a kirby 😎
@lewisdavis73773 жыл бұрын
You Mr Joey Diaz & my Father & Joe Rogan are my bucket list to sit down for an hour or 2 and beer or 3😉 would say a J but he’s s little to straitlaced for that 😂 but he stills rolls with the best of them 🤙🏻
@domnoya41302 жыл бұрын
The stories with this guy
@4363HASHMI3 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz's tales of thievry should become an Netflix special lol
@cousinsgrimm79522 жыл бұрын
When Joey says 1983 you know some shit is about to go down
@ivanc92315 жыл бұрын
"See the belts who the fuck you think you dealing with" lmao
@C0untJacula3 жыл бұрын
Could you make a volume 4, please?:)
@johnnybananas50364 ай бұрын
It’s the perfect title for the video too whoever made this salute
@srverde344 жыл бұрын
Yo this is the best of people from Kentucky haha always on time to eat haha
@quantumking17243 жыл бұрын
Joey makes me feel so good about my life decisions
@ed.32195 жыл бұрын
One time came across a case of old 1889 royal whisky with prohibition stickers best whiskey I ever had
@davidcurtis72364 жыл бұрын
Why did it have prohibition stickers on it? Prohibition was way later on than 1889?
@juanmata924110 ай бұрын
holly i’m crying
@coolslimm5105 Жыл бұрын
“Jus sweep da roof..” 😂😂😂
@brady46842 жыл бұрын
I miss lee he’s so great
@FDEE304 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a cartoon on every story of his
@Cortex13372 жыл бұрын
"you broke in wearing boxing gloves?” 🤣
@mikey-bz4it4 жыл бұрын
I like how lee said thinking of weird criminal shit you can do lol
@dansmith69094 жыл бұрын
When i was little the Kirby salesmen came round to our house. My mum being my mum got them to basically deep clean the whole house in demonstration, they were there hours. Then wouldn't take no for an answer because it was like 3 months wages for a vacuum. They got really agg. Then my dad came home and had to let the beast out and threaten to smash them (my dad is still a psycho in his late 60s) to get them to leave, which they did, rapidly as i remember it.
@Ketannabis2 жыл бұрын
Lol I worked as a Kirby salesman for a week doing exactly that, I didn't sell one vacuum. What a terrible job
@brendanjoyce6452 жыл бұрын
Damn 3 months wages that’s like three months of rent with like a check at the end damn either those vacuums were top notch or the value of a dollar is garbage nowadays
@dansmith69092 жыл бұрын
@@brendanjoyce645 I think they were pretty good for the time yeah, they were loaded with features, this is like 1987 england and you could shampoo your carpets with it, amongst other things. This is in the days when a retail vacuum was from Hoover or Electrolux, didn't do a good job, was murder to push, didn't last very long, and cost fairly high but a lot less than a Kirby. Then Dyson arrived....
@jaobalanowa40792 жыл бұрын
@@dansmith6909 I remember the Hoover branch in the UK gave a free holiday away when you bought a vacuum, everyone jumped on it and the company went into administration after 2 months worst promotion in history.
@dansmith69092 жыл бұрын
@@jaobalanowa4079 That would be 1992. I remember the controversy on the news. The UK branch of the company was sold to Candy. Ultimate insult or what
@rasavastar3085 жыл бұрын
SOLE JOEY, ALU AE SO UUUFFFAAA ☝️🤣🤙
@inzo3132 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@seabassdarapper5 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this fool had a Kirby LOLOLOL
@IlIllllIllIllIllIl3 жыл бұрын
Good shit lmaooo
@djspeedy73 жыл бұрын
“Man that’s fucked up” 😂😂
@yung_wise58613 жыл бұрын
33:30 Lee: "You still wouldve robbed him? Why?" Joey Uchiha: "To test my ability"
@postsniper-75323 жыл бұрын
That’s the key you don’t need to it’s the thrill the honing of your craft
@mrjester27485 жыл бұрын
"Muffins, sugar, se.. definitely semen" 😂😂😂😂
@brothatruth8398 Жыл бұрын
I swear Joey jus did my knock😂
@kodacvisualz5 жыл бұрын
When he said “Sacramento” I wish I coulda showed him a great time.
@TheDaclub3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is the best.
@edwardv7955 жыл бұрын
However you get these thank you
@Onelongjohnny4 жыл бұрын
Something soothing about vacuuming lmao true
@jonnicol4286 Жыл бұрын
Joey literally just tought me how to fix my vacuum that we got suckerd into.
@chucksawdy72835 жыл бұрын
My grandma still uses her old dusty ass Kirby, it has a bag attached to it that you unzip to get the dust out. It looks like a 1860's robot.
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Chuck Sawdy cuz they had robots in the 1860’s..
@chucksawdy72835 жыл бұрын
@@riffraff1880 were you there?
@riffraff18805 жыл бұрын
Chuck Sawdy yes, chuck, I was fucking there... just like a 1860’s robot exists......... I was there.
@sarevokanchev36164 жыл бұрын
time to buy her a new one you cheap momo
@zooyhnahte3 жыл бұрын
@@riffraff1880 Someone hasn't seen Wild Wild West...
@Kylethetroll912 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy alive 😂🤣
@birsay1235 ай бұрын
Lee is in over his head and treading water with these two.
@bluespartaninc4 жыл бұрын
"You think those are fuckin wristlets Lee???" 😂😂😂wristlets
@jackbnimble75173 жыл бұрын
Haaa reminds me of when I was younger when we ran outta beer we'd go down to the bar and card the back door cus the deadbolt didn't work walk straight in the cooler and stack our little radio flyer wagon up with cases of beer
@jf53575 жыл бұрын
LEE PLEASE POST MORE LONG VIDEOS
@zelkark97934 жыл бұрын
Joey “in those days” Diaz
@justfine777773 жыл бұрын
Ken from Kentucky is one of the best stories ever!
@paranoidandroid9979 Жыл бұрын
Lol as a Kentuckian I'll say we're not usually so selfish. We'll kill you with kindness out here. Fuck Ken he deserved it lol
@justfine77777 Жыл бұрын
@@paranoidandroid9979 I have a brother in Madisonville. You guys are great down there. 👍🏽👍🏽
@paranoidandroid9979 Жыл бұрын
@@justfine77777 oh awesome. I live about 45 minutes from Madisonville
@knowmagick30543 жыл бұрын
joey coco diaz is life
@masongrant50254 жыл бұрын
I love when he’s telling there’s stories and you can hear what sounds like somebody taking a bump and then clearing there nose. Idk if somebody’s Got a fucked up nose or if they’re in the studio doing blow but either way I love it 😂
@Handcockmcgee4 ай бұрын
17:00 joey getting cut off before saying some outta pocket shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@imjrex5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people listening to Joeys stories are just figuring out who robbed them
@tachanka12835 жыл бұрын
J.Rex that mudah fuka!
@LilTaco7772 жыл бұрын
Lmao miss these times
@GodGainzz2 жыл бұрын
A can of sausages 😂
@mattw3375 жыл бұрын
What the fuck did a toy James bond briefcase have to do with a god damn Kirby vacuum!?!?! Fuckin hilarious digression.
@thatduudejoe_32685 жыл бұрын
What episode is the last Joey does podcast
@jonathanhonestly Жыл бұрын
literally talking about vacuum belts " WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU DEALING WITH BACK IN MY DAY I WAS THE KING OF VACUUM BELTS "
@country4lyfe365 Жыл бұрын
Last time he told the story , he didnt take it all. He left him 400. Cause it was all he had. Lol.
@briztevan5 жыл бұрын
High def!
@clam45115 жыл бұрын
Let’s goooooo
@barrackobama54703 жыл бұрын
13:47 oh for children 😂 theo thinking in the 70s you could go to toys-r-us and by a briefcase with a gun
@Shan51AudioAlchemist4 жыл бұрын
Coco: "No word of a lie (insert lie...)"
@anthonygiannone36434 жыл бұрын
he fuckin whispers too like the feds are listening or something lol
@ashleywhite16556 ай бұрын
I would of loved to of hung around with joey like you know for a fact your gunna learn sonething everyday haha