The Biggest FFXIV Noob in the Universe

[@JoeZieja]

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[@JulenMartenVA]

From a tank player (a.k.a. masochist): it's fun to see a fresh Pally journey! Was my first and only job for the longest time. Hope you've enjoyed it so far.

[@Catlady29]

I've been playing this since beta, and your playthrough has to be one of the most entertaining I've seen!

[@yosukehanamura8182]

"I'm not a good tank." Me too Joe, me too as my whole party dies

[@JoeZieja]

Being not good at something is the first step to one day being good!

[@astralsymphony1214]

We all start from somewhere; I never intended on tanking until... circumstances... both irl and in-game... caused me to pick up Dark Knight as my only tank.

[@orlandocampbell6105]

How was your Christmas, Joe? ❤️

[@highsourjamapple9141]

He definitely takes the number 1 place of being a noob

[@JoeZieja]

... I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE!

[@MoonWhing]

Oh man, this makes me miss running around as a giant group with everyone.

[@kuroiblossom]

Don't worry Joe, I didn't even know this game was out already so I'm an even bigger noob 😞

[@JoeZieja]

That uh... that doesn't put you behind me, unfortunately.

[@kuroiblossom]

@@JoeZieja Oh.

[@RexisSOUL]

I started my FFXIV journey only earlier this month. I’m like a Level 35 Marauder. It only gets better. Keep at it! Also… Gladiator? I expected something ranged for the meme but… Hm. You win this time… Cecil.

[@bookwyrm5799]

hope you're enjoying your journey! as a healer main i love having a warrior in the party lol im sure you'll do great! its a good class to start with

[@JoeZieja]

Sometimes you just gotta smack the crap out of stuff

[@Mary_Studios]

I think he said on a stream that he didn't like Archer/Bard? Don't quote me on that.

[@TheWeirdestOfBugs]

Get your job stone NOW! :D

[@RexisSOUL]

@@TheWeirdestOfBugs I'm working on it I'm working on it

[@unclebara7356]

FREAKIN OUT I DIDNT KNOW U WERE PLAYING FFXIV LETS GOOOO I LOVE THIS GAME RAAAAAH

[@TheWeirdestOfBugs]

Was.

[@HBones1031]

Also, have you seen people glam as Wriothesley?! It's awesome

[@Mary_Studios]

I recently got back into the game as two of my friends have gotten into it. Now I'm grinding classes to get them to level 50 and then level 60 before I start Stormblood.

[@ScionofLorelei]

Don’t worry, you’re still a better tank than me LMAOO love the video btw! It’s hilarious 😂

[@fabulaura3016]

Hi Joe! Not sure if you remember me lol 😅 BUT I've been playing since 2019 and I'm terrible with mechanics. Just keep at it and enjoy the game as you like. I love the story more than anything. I've come across so many nice people in my time in game. And if you ever need someone along with you, I'm more than willing to help! ENJOYYYYY

[@TinekeTT]

'I talk for a living'

[@JoeZieja]

Unfortunately accurate

[@leximaomanivong1309]

I absolutely love this game, I hope you have a fantastic time!

[@tngdragon]

WAIIIIIT! WHEN DID YOU START FFXIV?! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[@Vezaiho]

I hope there will be more

[@catfan3452]

Welcome to Final Fantasy 14! Don't worry about the npc names everyone struggles with pronouncing them

[@N..O]

Wanna be a good tank? Just grab all the enemies and use damage reduction if they’re hitting extra hard. That’s it, you’re now a good tank. Of course you still need to damage the enemies and don’t get hit by avoidable damage, but that’s something all classes must do.

[@Mary_Studios]

You also need to make sure that you don't grab too many enemies that your party doesn't wipe. This is mainly a low level thing but still something to look out for.

[@N..O]

@ honestly, if you’re doing your job by mitigating the damage a big group of enemies does, and if you have a healer that knows how to be a healer, you can wall to wall pull (to sprouts confused by the word, it’s a term meaning that you’re pulling and killing all the enemies you currently can get to, as usually there’s walls that only open up when those enemies are dead, hence “wall to wall”) even in aurum veil (or whatever the name was again, too tired rn to spell check it’s name)

[@Miyao05]

I wasn't aware my favorite genshin character va was also playing my absolute favorite mmo. WELCOME TO THE CLUB SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you have fun!!! If you ever need anything, welcome to ask! I have been playing for 10 years, so i know every job pretty much inside and out sadly. lmao.

[@TheWeirdestOfBugs]

Gods, I remember this.

[@maras_angel]

the gibberish in this brings me joy

[@mirramirraonthewall]

What’s your problem with freelancers Joe? They just want to give free lances to the people

[@JoeZieja]

Should lances ever be free though, SHOULD THEY?!?

[@seekittycat]

To be a good tank turn on tank stance and hit everything with AOE 👍.

[@HBones1031]

I've been playing this game almost every day for 5 years lol I'd love to hang out with you in game, I am also a shitty tank 😅

[@SailorMusicCat]

Ah yes Lolorito hate is the correct answer ALWAYS

[@SailorMusicCat]

~sobs in early dungeons~ You'd THINK being a bad tank would be hard. Oh god you'd think! And oh...uh Aurum Vale is in those first 50 levels so ~crawls into a corner and dies~

[@otakushrew3770]

@@SailorMusicCat Hug the wall, pull small if you're worried, Don't stand in goop, and kill the seeds before they can hatch. Once you got those rules down it's more a drag than a terror. You can do it!

[@Rene99999]