John Cena Answers Wrestling Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED

'Blockers' star John Cena uses the power of Twitter to answer some common questions about professional wrestling. What's the most dangerous move in wrestling? What is it like working for Vince McMahon? Why don't wrestlers have body hair? John answers all of these questions and more!
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[@riift3294]

his voice is the most serious thing I've ever heard

[@olivermonson-haefel5275]

Who’s voice? I literally just saw an empty chair this whole time

[@Floonter]

@@olivermonson-haefel5275 hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha funifunifuni

[@somerandomdragon558]

I wish i could see a face to this voice.

[@puppyenderboy4622]

What do you mean

[@cobrajordan1723]

@@puppyenderboy4622 it’s a reference to his WWE persona which he says you can’t see me !

[@ginolorenzo4117]

The WWE recruiter who found John Cena deserves a promotion. Forever.

[@JF_Robles]

It’s because John Cena wasn’t invisible back then.

[@johnstamos5948]

Pretty sure that was JR

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@johnstamos5948 really? John cena is such a dope guy just found out he has the most make a wish appearances as a celebrity.

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

@@johnstamos5948 lol he deleted his comment but was fowl bout cena

[@bamf6603]

what promotion?

[@LordGingerBerry]

“What’s the most dangerous move in wrestling?” Saying something bad about china

[@sheepleslayer586]

Comments like yours are the only reason I clicked.. lmao just wanted to check in.

[@leerman22]

@@sheepleslayer586 Exactly me.

[@jizzuschrist6252]

haha you are welcome to heaven if you please..

[@micro11.]

john china

[@WeedShaggy]

*West Taiwan

[@shat-jw7oj]

It’s so weird not hearing him talk in chinese

[@jel0nkae142]

Lao gan ma

[@anonamemous6865]

I can't see him. Is this the chinese doings?

[@TheLTak3r]

Bing chilling

[@AlissonSilva-ox4uz]

This is so fking ironic jesus christ I'm shaking and crying

[@Morada69]

BING CHILLING

[@McHeisenburger]

John Cena speaks in *bold.*

[@200subswithnovidchallenge7]

*Mouth font*

[@ashtral1]

*_Bold._*

[@worm4055]

Name not found yeah lol

[@BootlegChariot]

*ＥＰＩＣ*

[@deltatheray1727]

My font is man speech

[@CynicalMT]

this isn't funny guys who is talkin, there is literally no one in the chair

[@manpreetkaurish1]

@Kirvy Kyler I see nothing just a chair desk laptop and a voice

[@DHNaoki]

Cena is busy so the got him to record his voice there

[@rahantalukder797]

Ima take some r/woooshs as i have never in my life

[@rahantalukder797]

Bruh are you blind or dumb? John cena is right there on the chair!

[@CynicalMT]

@@rahantalukder797 r/woosh lmao

[@xephyre6955]

Can't believe Wired just discord call John Cena instead of interviewing him personally.

[@ahmedsoliman3517]

Do you know how he looks like ?

[@VK-jy3pi]

Yeah. They tricked us with that title. At least they're thumbnail isn't clickbait.

[@tarangpatil6952]

143 likes😏

[@justsomeguywithamask1564]

@@ahmedsoliman3517 here 2:22

[@ahmedsoliman3517]

@@justsomeguywithamask1564 did they assume what he looks like ?

[@shortfuse2899]

"Whats the most dangerous move in wrestling?" Uhh... bing chilling

[@keistan2024]

BING CHILLING 🥶🍦BING CHILLING 🥶🍦BING CHILLING 🥶🍦BING CHILLING 🥶🍦

[@aryabintangkalea2855]

@@keistan2024 *vine BOOM sound*

[@wither4211]

Shurujichinjo😯 Shurujichinjo😲 Bing Chilling 🥶 Bing chilling🥶

[@Juan-nz1gu]

If you feel useless just remember Wired once made a 7min video of an empty chair

[@CptDuck]

*empty talking chair

[@user-hv7ci9gl8z]

But what's talking

[@i_throw_ched289]

@@user-hv7ci9gl8z the chair duh

[@c-yurkky4780]

John cena is in the chair, it’s not empty, your comment is so dumb.

[@jesusv.3460]

600th liker here

[@abrahame.6666]

Plot Twist: He was actually sitting in the chair the whole time.

[@DaniR.Fernandes]

An Idiot Inside the chair.

[@booty_hunter4207]

That would be crazy man

[@ignatiusstablishmentariani7721]

*New Times Roman*

[@ainz_og]

wait what

[@Ethan-sv3pi]

No way

[@kylieroth2326]

I love that he takes the questions seriously especially the body hair thing

[@ChiefSwingBigD1ckInRoom]

His $6 fade LoL

[@abcmusicman1]

I love how confidently wrong he is when describing his name: "John Cena. Simply eight characters, TWO syllables." Guessing grammar wasn't his strong point

[@imaheadout457]

@@abcmusicman1 well, we can't “Ce" him so.....🤣

[@rgwashere8723]

There's another facet to it he didn't explain btw, it's kinda interesting Wrestling is an industry built on respect. There are a lot of things you simply MUST do, out of respect. You need to greet everyone respectfully when you reach an arena. You need to shake their hands. The newer wrestlers need to help put together and take apart the ring. A lot of wrestlers rub their soles on the ring apron before entering, to clean them, as a sign of respect to the opponent. And also, the relevant one, most wrestlers shave their body hair so that they're not disgusting to grapple. And the body oil is just so their muscles look good on camera.

[@rifasclub]

The piledriver is the most dangerous move, in case you're wondering. It's so dangerous, only Kane and Undertaker are authorized to use it, and is downright banned in most wrestling/lucha libre companies around the world, because people have died because something went wrong.

[@azzyflya2355]

Alabama slam, it’s a whiplash effect. Then landing on the mat.

[@KanjiXue]

Well most wrestlers are trained professional, that’s why they train not just for entertainment, it’s so they can use it right, i know wwe is staged it’s just they need to practice using the moves right and the storyline right, kinda like theatre class in school but wrestling with the act the same time

[@Fallen_Chama]

I'd also say the burning hammer

[@synesthesiatic]

what about the misawa driver?

[@scribble71891]

I used to question that when I was younger, sometimes wrestlers would use someone's signature on them as an insult. Didn't see the tombstone all that much. When I got older I understood why, kinda glad for that given how some wrestlers like to harm others.

[@brandonmaddox4862]

Nobody gives Cena enough credit for being a really funny guy, he’s sharp and quick and really funny

[@madr309]

Think of the three biggest actors who came out of wrestling: Dwayne Johnson, Dave Bautista, and John Cena. What do they all have in common? They're all good at comedy. Makes me wonder if there's something in wrestling that hones comic timing.

[@sergiowinter5383]

You can't be the top guy in WWE without mic skill, right Hogan, Flair and Rock?

[@pedrobento03]

@@madr309 it might have to do with self confidence

[@tomascostaPT]

I still can't see the guy ur talking about

[@shashwat3653]

@@madr309 seriously cena a comedian ??calling cena a comedian or hollywood star is like calling Chris Benoit a family man

[@connorkimbral3034]

I swear the talking chair is one of the most humble people in the world.

[@adityarajkhowalama]

And his name is John Cena

[@azzamuu]

Also shy, I never see him. We're fooled here because I didn't see anyone, just a chair with John Cena's voice

[@Paulthefonz]

i cant tell if this is sarcasm

[@cdwilliams2141]

Azzamuu bruh. If you’re blind I get not seeing it. But you’re not blind because you saw the chair.

[@azzamuu]

I went to optics to check if my eyes were wrong, turns out people there only see the chair too.

[@grapefruit7354]

We all know the most dangerous move in wrestling is calling Taiwan a country.

[@belowplays230]

Yes, Also calling MrKruska a “Country”

[@MrKruska11]

@@belowplays230 actually no. Nobody gives a crap. China is different tho

[@ryannewton5423]

Lol

[@bensophin]

and the second most dangerous: west philippine sea

[@desertvulture5861]

Man I said that too but didn’t see your comment my bad bro

[@jeu3942]

The response to using a son for WWE moves is epic. Apparently a guy my mom dated for a bit did that sh1t to me when I was under 4 years old. I told my mom that we practiced wrestling and showed her what I ment and never seen the dude again.

[@Meow-vi9jb]

Oh dear. At least your mother stopped it before injuries were caused. Props to her!

[@dinamosflams]

@@Meow-vi9jb I don't think the comment is about fighting

[@diegobaca211]

I love he accepts the memes and just says “WELP I’m invisible now!”

[@mexicanbear2658]

Put the time I need to see it at least 20 times, for research purposes of course

[@GBR_1993]

I thought we were going to be able to see John Cena for once but all we were able to do was hear him speak in bold.

[@umbalofomuitoobeso8957]

@@mexicanbear2658 6:45

[@JulioMoodondiepersonal]

Yeah but What does this have to do with a blank white wall?

[@mexicanbear2658]

@@JulioMoodondiepersonal don’t worry about it

[@sakuyapie4619]

You can think him You can like him You can remember him You can fight him But you can't see him

[@matthewleliever5157]

Shadow

[@frankcastle4715]

Where is he..???

[@connorkenway3435]

How do i fight him if i cant see him and touch him?

[@sakuyapie4619]

@@connorkenway3435 you could fight him with shadow or you Could fight him but u can't see him cuz he invisible

[@t0x1c-p80]

How can you remember him if you can’t see him...

[@korvax9215]

After what he did a while back, looks like the most dangerous move he did was called "accepting Taiwan as an independent nation"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I personally like the direction he's taking towards movies and shows, just like The Rock did

[@hruaiteasathing7277]

20hours ago, Guess we both enjoying a 7 minute video of an empty chair

[@ibra673]

@@hruaiteasathing7277 I mean the voiceover was a nice touch

[@Brenooomaniezo]

but better

[@ianmelton7625]

The John Cena joke has to be one of the most ongoing consistent jokes that hasn’t gotten old.

[@Theokingg]

That also goes for the rickroll meme 10yrs old

[@zigor4944]

@@Theokingg thats old

[@Theokingg]

@@zigor4944 ye ikr

[@remainprofane7732]

It’s old enough to just be a tradition at this point.

[@alexkarasoulos]

disagree, pretty bad and aged like milk

[@dova9836]

I just realised that his children won't be able to see their dad.

[@danielbergraaf7425]

😂😂

[@jayieselly8567]

Too Bad. Well he don't want children

[@cognito5569]

Who's children?

[@phantomflames7486]

@@cognito5569 it was supposed to be this dude named “John Cena” or something but nobody knows or has seen him

[@zakariaali8864]

His wife must get very confused in bed

[@SA-mn1ux]

What’s the most dangerous move in wrestling? *Every WWE person* “Forgetting your lines.”

[@vcxbu9105]

I will never get bored of any joke that contains John Cena’s invisibility or Gordon Ramsay’s lamb sauce

[@amardiablo]

Imagine recording a 7 minute long video of a white wall, a desk with a laptop on it and an empty chair

[@stevenkho6430]

420 likes , nice

[@drlop6754]

Hopefully this gets 37x18 likes :)

[@its_a_me_pickle]

r/mildlyinfuriating

[@oswald0_]

Stolen

[@sabiltee]

They should have atleast put a picture of john cena. Why only his voice?

[@user-sv9ng3ej5x]

😂😂

[@Pikkumyy25372]

Sabil tee i don't understand this please can you tell me

[@user-sv9ng3ej5x]

@@Pikkumyy25372 cause we cant see him

[@Shiin-Ryu-K3n]

@@Pikkumyy25372 you can't see John Cean

[@SteveSenar]

Arman Shirkhani John Cena's signature gesture is the "u can't see me" where he waves his hand on his face gesturing he can't be seen and people take it seriously, hence, the joke

[@wayzel1]

the spike piledriver probably amongst the most dangerous wwe moves and the turnbuckle powerbomb comes to mind as well

[@boxingbull523]

Yup, neck gets destroyed by piledriver.

[@hellozukohere6514]

All of these interviews are really making my appreciate John Cena more. He seems like a geniunly great guy, he's even a fan of the memes which I think is just great.

[@u_s_e_rname]

Shame they couldn't get him into the studio tho...

[@24kFilter]

John Cena: "Nobody has my power of disappearing." My dad since 2001: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move*

[@lucamarini1113]

Hahahahaha

[@conanrose1182]

Same and I was born in 2004.

[@najwantToTrade]

@Jamikorn Meeraket you are born ugly

[@resphantom]

So your Dad also takes long to buy milk while using a pro gamer move? Interesting...

[@ronaldcole6101]

Keep feeling sorry for yourself

[@adrianstorms8169]

Is this a joke? Why would you film an empty chair for 7 minutes?

[@infinity_karma9092]

AdrianStorms bUt But JoHn CeNa iS rIgHt ThErE

[@adrianstorms8169]

@@infinity_karma9092 John Who?

[@infinity_karma9092]

AdrianStorms jOHn CeNa

[@adrianstorms8169]

@@infinity_karma9092 I'm sorry mister I haven't seen that man.

[@warchiefwarchief]

@@adrianstorms8169 Same here 🙄

[@datcraylay3235]

"John Cena... Eight characters, two syllables." This man made a new fan.

[@shizune_]

I love that Cena subtly roasts people in most of his tweets.

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

He didn't hesitate to not to include himself in the world's best wrestlers. Humble.

[@Kutchy7765]

@@switchgear100 he actually is

[@dranzerjetli5126]

He named aj styles that's enough.

[@carabarnes5626]

He is...............But you can't see him

[@jaibradley5943]

*Drax noises intensifies*

[@mrlaidback83]

Except he mentioned Alexa Bliss. Alexa Bliss and best in the world do not belong in the same sentence imho. I'd put Becky Lynch or Asuka instead

[@sethc6895]

"John Cena, two syllables" Yeah I don't think he was kidding about those steel chairs

[@tphelps86]

I was scrolling through to see if anyone else caught that, lol. I had a moment I had to count on my fingers to make sure I wasn't the one with head trauma!

[@autodidacticartisan]

If the "a" is silent then its two syllables

[@oksowhat]

@@autodidacticartisan but it aint

[@autodidacticartisan]

@@oksowhat yea

[@ipsharoy7398]

@@oksowhat tyour username is literally tree tree

[@lucasjohnstone6419]

“What age is it appropriate to start practicing wwe moves on my son” Me: 14 “Not cool you should see counseling..” Me: ....... 😐

[@professorbaggywrinkles5244]

The most dangerous move in wrestling is recognizing Taiwan as a country

[@bobdylan5304]

Underrated comment

[@ariesfaturrahman7982]

Ok, -99.999.999 social credit for you

[@sametzen2357]

It’s a shame that they didn’t actually have John Cena there...

[@eddie_07]

whos John Cena? I've never seen them before

[@mxiicro7903]

@@eddie_07 John Cena who? Who is that Myth

[@NWolfsson]

It was so weird, hearing a voice over an empty chair.

[@colonyofe7969]

I think it was on a zoom call.

[@dsneternal2935]

fr i wouldve loved to see him

[@Mars-pw4iw]

You can hear the testosterone and the pure manliness in his voice My phone is sweating

[@shamgodrice8945]

💀 wtf

[@BioSpaceMC]

That’s not sweat

[@Panda-24]

@@BioSpaceMC wtf

[@Lord_ofcinder]

U cant see tho

[@chunkygolem3054]

I don't understand the joke? Is it a joke?

[@leemperor44]

John Cena : Taiwan is a country. China : are you sure about that? (A few moments later) John Cena : May I am John Xina.

[@MyLittleZergling]

most dangerous move are called the Tiawan Twister Hold & the Chinese Censor Choke

[@daryan4006]

John cena’s moves are the most dangerous because we can’t see him

[@jackmioffe]

Who i cant see him tho

[@aayushangurana3220]

200th like

[@sergiowinter5383]

That and since he always receive push you always lose.

[@terrypapworth1390]

Loo

[@terrypapworth1390]

Lol

[@maxchangarrido7841]

**Gets hit with foldinng chair** I' m Ok John Cena: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

[@nope1959]

True.

[@herrklamm1454]

Max Chan got to give the guy credit for sticking to kayfabe like that.

[@Daech1]

666 likes

[@floridaturtleark4914]

Ultra TLB 1k

[@Sal-ld3wt]

Foldin (n) ng, oof

[@francisfuzzynips902]

As a non-wrestling watcher but avid meme-lover this had evertyhing. I've now got the "Duu dudu duuu" stuck in my head

[@erikurizita6702]

Lmao. Finally Cena says just the right thing. “Here’s the real: they aren’t ok. It’s a steel chair. It hurts.” He’s not wrong. When I was kid like every other wrestling fan I tried to solve the steel chair…. It hurt. A lot. My findings? The guys are just good at taking pain.

[@rayanboutrig6222]

jokes aside its funny how john cena is awair of his own meme

[@killer47blade]

what meme? what John Cena? Didn't see any.

[@Doubel]

I think you meant to say how the chare* is awair of their own meme

[@djddjejjshdhdndd1396]

Yeh it's good

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

Wrestlers are all aware of their own memes. It's part of their publicist/agent's job to keep them aware of what people think of them. Some accept the memes with cool confidence, and at times even encourage it. Others sidestep those, especially if the memes are of a controversial nature in a way that can harm their career. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk!

[@joemama5389]

How dare you spell something so wrong

[@gratielajipa4027]

I will never get tired of jokes about invisibility

[@tomcatinthehat]

What jokes?

[@keriarellano721]

Jokes?

[@semiistayautomatic6802]

Ehh idk it’s kinda getting overused now

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

@@semiistayautomatic6802 Never. As long as Cena exists, he will be invisible.

[@amaradonaytsevaot9394]

@@semiistayautomatic6802 agree

[@spamuel98]

Loved his performance in The Suicide Squad! Also, I heard that most wrestling matches use specially made folding chairs made of a lighter material that's less likely to seriously injure anyone, and breaks more easily.

[@hee_hee9964]

Now thats a certified bing chilling moment

[@MrBitsy]

I guess the guest was a shy person, he wouldn't show himself.

[@DemarcusCousins_III]

@@user-vf9to2it8g no one asked and soccer is boring

[@billystokes3917]

@@user-vf9to2it8g "Every nation on Earth loves soccer." I think you mean football, not soccer, but okay.

[@reefleaf7326]

@@billystokes3917 yesss

[@Kenobi_SpaceJesus]

@@billystokes3917 well I don't think in India cuase cricket is more played

[@billystokes3917]

@@Kenobi_SpaceJesus Thanks for that piece of information I will probably never use. That is interesting though.

[@godzilla7779]

This guy is quite knowledgeful he should try his luck in wrestling

[@railarea7716]

who? i didn't saw anyone.

[@j.bernardsaipoh8111]

@@railarea7716 same here

[@kristoffalquizalas6615]

@@j.bernardsaipoh8111 same here

[@underlap1]

I checked the video twice there’s no one there lmao xD stop lying about you know he is

[@kiianhueytolentino7489]

No one's there tho

[@rogueassasin6946]

The fact that he acknowledged the memes that surrounds his signature move.. is quite awesome

[@rodrigoxter0753]

His voice is so deep yet so perfect! 😱

[@somagozo4572]

Actually, the most dangerous move in wrestling to him is calling Taiwan a country

[@fishcake5017]

@@calmcantanimate8626 Yes it is

[@warmybear1009]

@@calmcantanimate8626 it is. grow up

[@arzosahsothy]

@@calmcantanimate8626 For the purposes of this discussion, it doesn't even matter if it is or Isn't. It's not like he was taking some bold stance, he's just simping for his paycheck because wrestling is big in China and that's never a good look.

[@calmcantanimate8626]

@@arzosahsothy Exactly, it’s not a bold stance. People are getting angry over what is essentially saying something as simple as “the sun will rise tomorrow” or “the earth is round”. It’s really nothing worth being outraged aboutz

[@nununyan2168]

Taiwan is a country

[@bilalshams9417]

John Cena wakes up in a hospital John Cena : where am I Nurse : ICU John Cena : No you can't see me

[@cataly1styt167]

Wow this is so funny and original

[@aceventura3935]

Clever I like it !

[@loukianos6328]

Comedy cemetery

[@soccerlunatic9938]

@@cataly1styt167 its not original he copied it off a meme

[@soccerlunatic9938]

U copied a meme

[@FriendlyTume]

If I could ask John Cena anything, I’d ask him “Bing Chilling?”

[@antonshotpoteita]

"Bing Chiling."

[@twitchdemon]

WIRED: * uploads a 7 min video of a chair* 11M people: interesting

[@SharkSalesman90]

Exactly. No one else is seeing it

[@ThisHandleIsAlreadyTaken839]

It was a talking chair tho

[@nextyoullsayisrwoooshright3306]

WDYM I SEE JOHN CENA BRUH U DUMB OR SMTH!?!?!?!?!

[@SharkSalesman90]

I'm gonna fulfill your wish r/whoosh

[@twitchdemon]

Next you'll say R/wooosh! i am actually. what’s your point

[@k.rizz.]

I know John Cena is a busy guy, but seriously? Y’all couldn’t get him for the video so just used his voice? Shame

[@betterthanyouateverything3224]

Took me a second there lol

[@laloomartinez9997]

What do U mean? I don't understand :(

[@RedHawk1010]

@@QuanPham-tm6kj How stupid can you be?

[@weebsaretakingovertheworld1003]

RedHawk YT chill dude not everyone knows about the “you can’t see me” joke

[@markgarwe]

@@weebsaretakingovertheworld1003 go watch KZbin kids then

[@csgrique8752]

It’s mad weird just listening to him talk but not being able to see him 😂

[@Flightless_Wings]

Ah yes, John Cena before the Social Credit Grind.

[@slurrping_noisee]

like if timothy pham needs to stop skipping kegs

[@logestar0722]

Wait this is not John cena?

[@logestar0722]

@@Jonasfan1234 what

[@billylamara]

you gotta be fckin kiddin me

[@logestar0722]

@@billylamara what?

[@jg1692]

@@logestar0722 it’s a joke. John cena has a catchphrase which is “you can’t see me” so people just act like they can’t see him in anything

[@blazingyodler]

I literally spent 7 minutes of my life staring at an empty chair. Noice

[@Sinnohy]

I don't get the joke, can you explain please?

[@delayedcreator4783]

@@Sinnohy you cant see him

[@smagartmamen7610]

Yeah and, there's a Ghost talking

[@Sinnohy]

@@delayedcreator4783 I just asked for an explanation, not to be more sarcastic.

[@delayedcreator4783]

@@Sinnohy john cena's punch line is "you cant see me" , thats what these jokes are referring to

[@Ryusuta]

"Why do dudes in wrestling have no body hair?" *Laughs in Shawn Micheals*

[@zerinimtiaz5388]

It seems like he will burst out in laughter but he never does! That face 😂

[@nxskii_]

What face its just a white room

[@zerinimtiaz5388]

Lmao 😂

[@pawelbernales3179]

Me scrolling through the comments reading all of the invisible memes

[@t111ran3]

I don't get it

[@pawelbernales3179]

It's pretty self-explanatory, I'm reading memes about John Cena being invisible

[@matthiasfoo1217]

they arent memes, they're reality (thats that the guy commenting earlier meant I'm pretty sure)

[@kyleehyo4797]

liking them all

[@gloveexe]

@@pawelbernales3179 wdym John Cena is in this video? because I don’t see anyone

[@hazaruddin04]

What is the most dangerous move in wreslting? John Cena: *acting*

[@SansMain]

I dunno, the acting is so dangerous, it probably needs a better word, like _fatal_

[@dancademartori5909]

If you want a real answer and I´m sure, John would agree with this one ;-) : The Burning Hammer. Imagine Cena´s AA, only in reverse, lifting your opponent back first on your shoulders, throwing him or her, fireman´s carry like on the mat, but with the head/neck-area making direct impact with the mat first! Ouch.

[@B93R]

Pretty sure it's the piledriver, its banned

[@shellykitchen9216]

Kouda gra

[@cyropower7808]

Any move that involves positions in the air, slamming on the head, and being hit with foreign objects. Oh, and coming down on someone's chest with a foot stomp.

[@kylejones5376]

"How do the guys feel ok after getting hit with a folding chair?" "They're not"

[@sierrarudd2389]

huge inspiration!! john has been in the media spotlight for so long without showing his actual face

[@j.cartierrr2491]

Nobody: John cena: My Name Is...... *D I C K H A M M E R B U S H*

[@thatya5311]

*REEEEEEEE*

[@reficeul]

Ssurprised pikachu face

[@oneandonly_hydro9908]

🤣

[@kstringer24]

5:09 John Cena is three syllables, John!!

[@sonsbury9855]

5:01

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

"How does people feel ok if i hit them with folding chair?" "that's neat part - they don't"

[@JKCD]

I got that reference

[@mdahsenmirza2536]

Isn't that the Bing chilling guy ? What? Weeks John Cena ? Nope, never seen him.

[@MisterFusion113]

Apparently the real most dangerous move is acknowledging the existence of Taiwan.

[@aaravsudhakar43]

Guys stop making John cena invisible meme I can’t like all of them.

[@liounique1177]

😂

[@sarojshrestha1333]

You had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@liounique1177]

@@sarojshrestha1333 what does it mean?

[@rizgarbedir]

@@liounique1177 it means ur trim

[@liounique1177]

@@rizgarbedir now what does trim means lol 😂

[@cypher8193]

He is so square

[@pantheratigris9996]

Lol your pic thoo

[@sluggish._]

I only see a chair

[@christianjonahzapanta6954]

which one ? u mean the chair or the laptop?

[@fiturgaguna]

@@sluggish._ did u hear that chair sound?

[@sluggish._]

Ajek X no I heard nothing, there’s just a chair recorded for 7 minutes

[@wrd2matimbs646]

5:00 The fact he managed to keep a straight face during this is mind-boggling

[@grandthieflupingames3470]

I hope he still cherishes peace with all his heart ♥️

[@ed-varner8472]

Did he just acknowledge the world wide joke of him being invisible

[@ohad.5890]

well he started it so.. yeah..

[@LegendEarthyyyTMxX]

🤦‍♂️

[@charKT-7461]

What do you mean it's a joke? There's nobody there...

[@walkingward1980]

A joke?

[@charlesjefferson4372]

It's not a joke

[@Alps6408]

That last one, brilliant to know Cena has a sense of humor.

[@bigannoyingbanana9194]

AdLP640 where is cena? There is no one there

[@bobfishtheblobfish3619]

@@bigannoyingbanana9194 he's in a bush made of hammers

[@GhostBoytv]

All of his answers are ironic

[@infinityplusone-1]

@@bigannoyingbanana9194 he used his magical power to become invisible

[@Daos0289]

The most dangerous move in Wrestling is the "Bending the Knee to Chinese Communist Party", by far.

[@user-gv6fp5nt9f]

Zhong Xina despite represent a justice/brave wrestler in WWE has bent over to authorities. Hilarious right? =))

[@lelo_mia3200]

That what's the appropriate age to use your son to try out wrestling moves killed me. Lmao 😂😂😂

[@dannywohab6679]

Select your language English(UK) English(US) English(John Cena)

[@gavrochethenardier957]

lol good one

[@ednamodes5007]

Danny Wohab it would be accent.........

[@gavrochethenardier957]

@@ednamodes5007 no he's talking about keyboard language

[@dewsyy.]

English (JC) please..

[@civzento]

Wow😀😅

[@thangzamuan284]

Cause of corona there is less pollution I can see him now...

[@s_ame1135]

Ok this is actually a good "can't see me" joke.

[@para_musicc]

Ikr, it’s underrated. Lol.

[@rinharter7758]

Ah yes

[@amanpotdar]

Too soon bruh

[@Kaysuo.3456]

Good point

[@noodletornado309]

lol throw some trumpets behinds it xD, heard his theme song in my head when he said that.

[@garrettberg4856]

Pretty sure the most dangerous move in wrestling is upsetting the Chinese government

[@prettybyaccident]

John Cena recognizing all the “I can’t see anyone” jokes and being self aware, I love it.

[@chaosakazero]

Victoria Hauck did you read the tweet he did about iPhone X about its facial unlock feature

[@olofpalme3662]

Ummmm he was the one starting the joke?

[@Ozzy_08x]

....MAGGLE!

[@thegrayyernaut]

I want John Cena to narrate books now... He sounds so nice.

[@Just_A_Dude]

Imagine him and Morgan Freeman having a conversation.

[@user-ld2sb8pr5n]

@@Just_A_Dude and snoop 🐶

[@hiimdanii]

He speaks in *bold*

[@shivanshna7618]

He does for e books I suppose

[@get_flicked3282]

Who are you talking about. I don’t see anyone.....

[@oberfeldwebelhans7652]

When you wanted to make an invisibility joke but everyone's doing them already.

[@burnme8069]

Taiwan is standing above you yelling," YOU CANT SEE ME!"

[@ansenli5482]

This is asmr without whispering.......

[@nshadex72]

i thought that too lol

[@odin_3]

What is asmr

[@natlhn6768]

Nacho Taco ASMR is Attidude Soap Month Ride jk it means eating stuff but you're eating it by whispering it in a mic

[@ghean.untungsaloh7534]

@@natlhn6768 it's not necessarily eating, it can be just whisperings or tapping objects to make relaxing sounds. It's just a fancy word for relaxing sounds.

[@natlhn6768]

Watch Out Yeah I know I clearly only watch asmr who eats so....

[@dangledingle2655]

thanks for the 7 minutes and 37 seconds of an empty room with a laptop and papers on a table.

[@Singh-xw7pj]

You forgot the suit.

[@4cer356]

Hmmm... I saw little ring with no wrestler in there. Kinda weird

[@ayamx314]

@@fwxenyx r/woooooooosh

[@sultantheboss9130]

Hahahha

[@ProfessionalGoober]

@@fwxenyx Please tell me you're joking, PLEASE!

[@sokudukehYT]

I clicked on this video so fast because I knew the comments would be priceless. I was not disappointed.

[@flipacoin1154]

Most dangerous move in wrestling? Saying Taiwan is a country

[@krisbkreme563]

Weird that this video was just 7min 37seconds of a desk

[@skullies3580]

Krisbkreme must be an april fools joke

[@dairehalfpenny979]

Krisbkreme .

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Krisbkreme Oh wow. Another you can't see him joke...... How original

[@abzakasha]

7:21

[@dariaw8660]

Krisbkreme bcs u can't c him😂😂😂

[@Unseeable_web]

They really had to clickbait us into thinking that John Cena was actually there. All I see is a CHAIR

[@herozero8677]

Ikr! Fuckers

[@haloooooo2209]

Yeah >:(

[@raghothamvaidya1200]

Wait a min!there's no one in the thumbnail either

[@Oof-th5hz]

This is clickbait >:(

[@SexLuthor]

Yeah man i hate clickbaits

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

I enjoyed the jabs at the twitter handles

[@alem1655]

3:10 Bro really dissed his own fade like that 💀💀

[@pharmacist66]

Clickbait, John Cena isn't in the video. Everyone report this

[@longlivecaptainchrisma4666]

You can't see him.

[@mariyaejaz7717]

Lol

[@hitznalare]

@@longlivecaptainchrisma4666 lol

[@hitznalare]

thats not clickbait boi

[@blCeeJay]

hitznalare but I can't see him

[@awakenonline5098]

So basically I clicked on this video for 7 minutes 37 seconds full of a voice that came out of a god damned chair

[@kirvykylerfernandezmunoz628]

@@92xk71 r/woosh

[@fluxfn7087]

I just got it lmao

[@BurntBalls]

@@92xk71 r/godwoooosh

[@munky1806]

@@92xk71 no u cant

[@thunderstormtiger2204]

thats not what i saw.

[@sirninja9650]

Love the chair's voice.

[@gtabro1337]

I looooove how much he's in on the meme lol

[@IbramHaq]

Comment section Invisible cena 99% the actual video 1%

[@berserkbaahu2187]

Im 💯% sure. Lot of people like John invisible joke just like me 😋.

[@X-Rei]

THE MATRIX true

[@MH-km8ik]

I mean, invisible Cena was part of the actual video, soooo....

[@minhpn5711]

Funfact: John Cena is not actually invisible, you just can't see him!

[@lucumi3928]

Minh Phan yeah hes just way too busy