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[@WIRED]

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[@ramadhani201]

I watched it, hes just as awesome in this video Fuckin legend

[@PatrickBergersen]

Lets Go!

[@beeamenace]

whys he kinda...

[@ghostlydude2810]

@@beeamenace BUSSIN

[@SN-vn6wb]

THANK YOU 🙏

[@YuvrajSingh-sw3zh]

"Future corpse, aren't we all" Reality slapped on the face.

[@Azaile]

Literally got to this comment and read it as he said it. 😂

[@allysontaylor4726]

Hysterical

[@Lobzclips]

@@Azaile me too😂😂

[@6iablo235]

It is what it is

[@justinrill2483]

best line

[@Jairoppi]

He is the mortici'est mortician i've ever seen *> is named Victor Sweeney* *> dark sense of humour* *> well dressed and charismatic*

[@aiishiteru.10]

trueee

[@Chrisgonzalz]

And looks like one too

[@MollymaukT]

He doesn't like cats tho

[@akshaypuradkar1568]

Amen!

[@brnda2707]

@@MollymaukT omg i love this man so MUCH JUST KISS ME ALREADY VICTOR

[@areezyyyyy]

he seems like the type of guy to tell the dead body he is working on a joke and then after a couple seconds he says "wow tough crowd"

[@danielacasas7420]

this comment sent me omg hahaha

[@christianiquesmith7899]

LMAO

[@tupenny1331]

I’d laugh in the after life

[@sirmize1230]

I’m dead 😂

[@sydneylauren2306]

@@sirmize1230 I guess you'll see him soon then 😂

[@jadenversluis4816]

I watched this 2 years ago, now I'm a funeral directors assistant. Thanks wired 👌

[@victorm.sweeney8828]

NIIICE! That's great! I'm proud of you. +Victor

[@ronswansonsdog2833]

Wow, that’s awesome! Congratulations 😊

[@livaugirard3383]

Amazing!! Congratulations 🤗

[@GeoGamerArtistVlogger]

Yoooo congrats!!!

[@Mari-xb8sj]

CONGRATS

[@nubianfx]

He looks like who a hollywood casting director would pick for a romcom about a charming, attractive but quirky mortician. lol

[@micro-babe]

Ngl I'd absolutely watch that movie

[@elhopper3735]

@@micro-babe me too honestly

[@veronicav6008]

YES

[@treygreen5015]

He is attractive tho, he does look like an actor

[@lizlemon3698]

My thoughts exactly

[@AstralStgma]

*whips out embalming fluid* "You forgot the blue flavor" I love this man

[@beansowles]

im disappointed he didnt fill the bottle with something like blue gatorade and then drink it

[@misterminutes4504]

That probably taste like bubblegum

[@AuntyAwesome]

@@beansowles not at all food safe to be doing that. Now if he could get a similar shaped bottle and transfer the sticker over, that would be awesome

[@noamie7836]

@@AuntyAwesome i think that's what they meant

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@beansowles naw cuz then idiots on tik tok would think it's real and then the chugging embalming fluid challenges will start.

[@amicableenmity9820]

Victor M Sweeny is the most mortician name ever. He's straight out of a Victorian novel.

[@elmore707]

Or a Tim burton movie.

[@sophieclewlow7303]

@@elmore707 yes just yes😂😂

[@luvlia555]

@@elmore707 I was looking for this

[@haruhiarima9325]

@@elmore707 Like a mixture of Victor van Dort and Sweeney Todd =D

[@grugamersriseup7299]

He also look like one, or he looks like a classic adult geek/nerd

[@bloodhoney13]

I have a huge appreciation for morticians because I lost my mother recently. The mortician that took care of her was above and beyond anything I’d ever imagine. He really cared and made sure everything was exactly as I asked for. I did request him to allow me to do my mother’s makeup and he let me go into the mortuary and do it. It was heavy. It’s something that I will carry with me forever.

[@MargoHardy]

My family wouldn't let me do my mom's hair n make up,in which I always cut n colored her hair😢

[@MargoHardy]

Do they really sew the eyes shut?

[@6isou]

@@MargoHardy yes, im pretty sure its optional tho

[@oscars4608]

Sorry to hear that, hope both you and your mother are at peace ❤

[@jacobkroehler9083]

and charged you more than you pay in your mortgage or rent

[@whatsmyname7218]

the fact that he looks like someone straight out of a Tim Burton movie makes this video 100000 times better.

[@liv4358]

His last name is literally sweeney.

[@madmattgaming3951]

@@liv4358 lmfao, his full name is Victor M. Sweeney. Freaking golden.

[@leoshork]

@@madmattgaming3951 That's perfect! Lol

[@saadkhalid7734]

@@madmattgaming3951 double reference!

[@lillyd]

Even his name fits the aesthetic

[@rory.newroyals8137]

for some one who hangs around dead people all day, this dude is full of life, more than most people I have met.

[@HybridSpektar]

It's a nice balance. Usually there would be a certain coldness to always being around death alot.

[@dandeviant]

the thing about working with dead bodies is you are always reminded of deaths and the end of life. And this kind of thoughts can seriously change someone....

[@notwise9455]

He's drinking the life out of em

[@VMYeahVN]

Seriously, this guy seems like a nice cool dude. Hollywood movies/tv really does morticians so dirty always portraying them like some gross creep.

[@srowley6974]

I recommend you watch Buried by the Bernards on Netflix. Uncle Kev will be one of your favorite morticians after that🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@giannoncene]

imagine him being dead, his funeral is getting prepared and he suddenly wakes up and says *no no no you're doing it wrong*

[@afkaustin]

I’m dead

[@khazanaaziz5568]

🤣

[@chees8067]

@@afkaustin not yet

[@christianrandrup7917]

@@afkaustin underrated comment

[@Paperwoulf]

Oop

[@ate_momodachii]

what i love most about how he answers questions is he actually answers them. no going around the question or anything, just direct answers and explanations. hes so insightful its wonderful

[@Final_Boss]

This guy clearly puts the "fun" in funeral.

[@lyzur]

word

[@pauls7863]

YOU beat me to it!!!!

He also puts the L in funeral

[@nezn8]

fun pronounced fyoon in fyoo-nr-uhl

[@TheCuteMaster]

Underrated comment. 😂

[@nicholasgambill7431]

The spiky eyelid contact horrified me, and for personal reasons, I simply won't be dying.

[@UseTheScience]

Count me in too.

[@lordfeder3559]

good luck with that

[@johndon3782]

@@lordfeder3559 it's easy, just don't die

[@lemonange4975]

@Coffee & Tea I'm in

[@TheGary108]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[@AlexSinclair]

His name is Victor M. Sweeney. This is exactly the name I would give a funeral director if I was writing a novel. He was destined for this job.

[@joshberkin5567]

That's awesome

[@Jacob42086]

Very Sweeny Todd haha

[@rockafella1690]

Hahaha. 😂😂😂

[@trinityphan20]

Omg LOL when I saw that his name was Victor Sweeney, I thought the same thing !!

[@flashblack7811]

The only last name better than that would be Addams 😂

[@jocelyntwigg5982]

Aw. This guy is so sincere. His response to the question saying how he feels just as sad now as when his grandpa passed a few months ago had me sending virtual hugs.

[@osvaldo3753]

"I've put on more bras than I've taken off" Bruh ima need this guy's services after that one

[@rotenhoko]

I died after he said that. LMAO xD

[@bri2376]

@@rotenhoko well good thing hes a mortician right lol

[@anthonymaida5896]

He said “probably” though 😂

[@MorganBF1]

@@catalyst_8759 then wander off somewhere when it’s time to go lol

[@BlaacHollow]

He should tell everyone he makes ove 65k a year, then he will be taking off more bras than putting them on.

[@jackieweaver3884]

this guy is so much of a mortician that if he was a character, the author would be criticised for stereotyping lmao love him

[@clorty9531]

330 likes and no reply, k I'll be the first, you're smart

[@jakestroll6518]

Are we sure he isn't putting it on the stereotype for the cameras?

[@DraakjeYoblama]

@@jakestroll6518 Probably, it's mainly his outfit that makes him look stereotypical

[@kusog3]

not all stereotyping is bad though, it's actually helpful in statistics

[@courtney-ray]

Even his name! 😂

[@NotesNNotes]

"I've put on more bras than I've taken off" literally has me in tears

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

Same😂😂😂😂 Like oh?

[@RadiantRegal]

Yeah i immediately started laughing when i heard that loool

[@gailsieglaff8362]

😂

[@princessparrots]

Love how somewhat disturbed he looked thinking about it 😂

[@myrkwood4741]

I aint being buried with a bra after spending lifetime with it! 😤

[@noskinnoskin1957]

"Ive probably put on more bras than I took off in my life" I cried

[@CarmeloA.]

I was dying laughin

[@lexierocha6214]

I paused and he video and screeched it gave me so many emotions

[@jolie5122]

i shat tears WHAEHHAA

[@cyberneticbutterfly8506]

Probably. So it's close enough for uncertainty.

[@gangayang]

Yeah lmfaoo

[@JHulse29]

This guy's career options were: 1. Mortician 2. Butler in haunted mansion

[@myrag73]

Nice one Jon

[@jzarvi]

The fact that your name is John without the h... Is this a new version of John...The funny ones?

[@JHulse29]

@@jzarvi it's short for Jonathan

[@FallenHellscape]

No. He’s weird, not spooky. (A nice weird.)

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

DUDE 🤣🤣idk why this made me laugh so hard, but goddamit….

[@sphakamisozondi]

Dark sense of humour, calm and collected, neatly dressed, and well spoken. *Yeah he's definately a mortician.*

[@Xertsaa]

He’s a vampire too

[@commiezombie2477]

Or a vampire serial killer....

[@ddoeydorkk3888]

He makes these topics sound pleasing and interesting.

[@bachelororacle7314]

And a name like Victor M. Sweeney. Yeah definitely a mortician.

[@Bird.Lover6000]

Hes a redditor

[@terminator3000]

I've met actually a few morticians in my life. One thing they all had in common was that they all had a good sense of humor. I guess you need that for this job, otherwise you would go insane.

[@Jenniferlwarm]

This guy was born to do this for a living. His name, his look, enthusiasm and smarts. He's fascinating

[@sophierobinson2738]

Caitlyn Dought's channel is great.

[@allistrata]

@@sophierobinson2738 ooohhhh a collab would be so cool!

[@erikmonst3r]

I thought the exact same thing! Victor Sweeney, like seriously, did his parents know his destiny? lol

[@gritnix]

Not to mention how well he actually provides expression while reading the questions.

[@Diego-es9yb]

its scary

[@samwh.9611]

He's dressed EXACTLY how I would expect a mortician to be dressed

[@anothermouth7077]

Don't forget the hair

[@nonconformist36]

He's dressed like a nerd.

[@mizta6819]

@@nonconformist36 he’s dressed like an assistant

[@masterwindu1234]

ok

[@dingdongspaghetti]

@@nonconformist36 have you ever seen a mortician that isnt dressed like a nerd

[@DiamondDude11]

The name “Victor M. Sweeney” really sounds like a comic book villain’s name But in real life, he’s just a polite and professional mortician

[@matlynlang3463]

He looks scary to me in the most innocent way.

[@zzztriplezzz5264]

Victor Frankenstein 😯

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

I mean it combines the names of Dr. Frankenstein and Demonic Barber of Fleet Street. Kinda fitting for a Mortician TBH...

[@eviltuqueque8800]

just like a comic book villain

[@hollywoodpineapple8337]

He mentioned cats being inferior to dogs. I'm pretty certain he IS a villain. Many villains have that polite non-threatening look.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

This guy is the absolute stereotype of the job, and its the absolute best! All the love to this guy

[@daidipyamane7377]

Why does he look exactly how I'd imagine a mortician to look like

[@jairohernandez5962]

He reminds me of the medic

[@w3lcom39]

@@jairohernandez5962 except not as psychotic and morbid lol

[@MelissaIvette26]

Hahahahahhaha I thought the exact same thing 🤣 cool guy, tho.

[@aftoniospizzashop]

also his name is Victor which seems very fitting

[@iyaiiya-wawg3657]

For real tho

[@albaraqahtani]

"Victor M. Sweeney" The most victorian-era name ever for a mortician

[@katie-maecheong589]

I was thinking that too omg

[@MethuselahWinter]

The M stands for mortician lol

[@evelynnart37]

I'm sorry I need to do this... SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE, SWEENEY! HOLD IT TO THE SKY!

[@keziairacheta2556]

im your thousand like

[@shrimptyd8059]

@@evelynnart37 I am disgusted, revolted, and nauseous because this is so on point. Thanks.

[@Orthane]

"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off" The fact that this can make you laugh when talking about dead bodies is impressive. He has a great sense of humor.

[@munishanaidu5837]

I literally popped into the comments section after this statement hahhah

[@bfndhejend2903]

@@munishanaidu5837 same😂

[@vivianrivera8209]

He's awesoome xD

[@awg6397]

@@munishanaidu5837 lol same.

[@treebles]

i totally lol! 🤣 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@kyoukopan]

Holy cow the way he said "aren't we all" at 5:22 had me dying!

[@olivegaming4837]

Literally!

[@skepsiez]

this is the most Mortician looking Mortician I’ve seen in my life. Even the name. This man was born for this.

[@_swesters_]

Caitlin Doughty is way more mortician looking than your wildest dreams

[@landonsquilliams3291]

I just imagined after he became a mortician, he got plastic surgery and changed his name to fit the role.

[@Superficial-Intellectual]

Right?!

[@jhandlmproductions8344]

This is a horrible reminder of our mortality and I hate you all for ignoring it

[@_swesters_]

@@jhandlmproductions8344 Mortality is only horrible if you make it that way

[@ravenglebsky9404]

I’m sorry but this person looks like movie character: he has THE look, THE name, THE charisma and THE professionalism. Wow!

[@MrSaturnMusic]

He looks like James Marsden is playing a mortician 😂

[@twosixfour]

And the job! Classic Mortician

[@Shylade]

Probably why they picked him for the video... he is a nerdy, cute, yet jockish all at the same time. I’m confused

[@prizmarvalschi1319]

Caitlin Doughty

[@kidkurmudgeon-0_o]

Herbert West Reanimator IRL

[@Mr.Slaughter]

This guy is exactly what I would expect a mortician to be like. Calm, professional, dark sense of humor.

[@MrPink-dz8mn]

Lmao

[@genesisaddict6230]

Exactly

[@FilkaFish]

I literally just said this to myself before looking at this comment.

[@guitarman64100]

not enough morbid death-related tattoos in my experience but besides that yes he's to a tee haha

[@manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145]

Haha "Calm, professional, dark sense of humor" should be this guy Tinder's Bio.

[@Cecile2906]

Victor is such a perfect mortician (the way he dresses, how he looks and speaks, and his wits) that he’s almost like an actor (yes it’s a compliment)

[@stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806]

I get what you mean. If he was in a movie you'd talk about how the actor absolutely nailed the role. He is just the Platonic Ideal of a mortician

[@leerain0871]

“I’ve put on more bras than I have taken off” this guy is a legend and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@Relevart9169]

He is not even ugly or rude. He has such sweet personality and laugh 😭

[@robotic7335]

@@Relevart9169 not ugly? Honestly no one is really ugly on this planet all comes down to personal opinions and different interests in peoples looks

[@SilkyLew]

@@robotic7335 No there are ugly people

[@TheBreadSalesman]

@@SilkyLew Like you

[@SilkyLew]

@@TheBreadSalesman Thanks for agreeing with me.

[@binga4335]

This guy looks exactly how I'd think a mortician would look.

[@Steve-sf1cw]

And his name is Victor M. Sweeney. Seems fitting.

[@liuhnetaylor5413]

He really does😂

[@ofcchae]

@@liuhnetaylor5413 0 seconds ago

[@khawajth]

@@ofcchae 28 minutes ago

[@Anna-df3xz]

@@khawajth 23 minutes ago

[@Zappr]

“Future corpse… aren’t we all.” He must have had to come to terms with that pretty quick.

[@kieranSI]

Shabadubaduba like amibo

[@snakes7303]

@@kieranSI ??!???

[@brown505gun9]

@@kieranSI meboo

[@maniacdemon4210]

@@kieranSI cadoosay

[@professoreisner1851]

"hey, how's our favorite pre-corpse doing?" - Terry Lesler, Borderline Forever, 2021

[@heygrogan]

He is so precious omfg

[@zhe_eee]

The suit, the glasses, the gelled hair, the way he speaks, his face, his name… he belongs in a Tim burton movie, Immediately. There is no reason he should be *this* fit for his job💀

[@poker_face8167]

Fax

[@greenymeeny2154]

His name is Victor M Sweeney I can’t-

[@lolpop2118]

@@user-vf9to2it8g i-

[@basambinsohailraja1801]

He looks like a Tim Burton batman villain

[@naniaguon1155]

He would be a good fit for Smalls dad in The Sandlot

[@cronkitesatellite]

This guy puts the "FUN" into funeral.

[@ScoobertTheVile]

Lmao

[@faridaashrafi1660]

Truely

[@katherinemalapit1354]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY 😁

[@nointernet4766]

Lmaoo

[@amzy55]

underrated comment right here

[@katrinaleirodriguez376]

He is a real life book character. Everything about him seems so unreal. I'm glad people like him exist in real life.

[@readabook5823]

He seems like those secret serial killers on tv shows

[@sicariusflamus3033]

he looks like herbert west

[@fakesmile3430]

Jay Kim fr fr😭

[@yrenekurtz5268]

He looks exactly as I pictured a mortician would look like, it's uncanny.

[@Sacration]

@@yrenekurtz5268 lmao me too

[@Tehdran]

It’s so crazy that this guys has become an instant watch for me. Dude is the most likeable guy ever

[@mr.brightside7496]

this guy is so charismatic and professional, that if he ever becomes a serial killer, no one would ever find out because he has the perfect cover.

[@Romy---]

He might be one already 🤷🏼‍♀️ . I think the mortician David Sconce was a serial killer.

[@davidjones3165]

He could already be one you know, he has a good job to get rid of the evidence.

[@AngelLoeza]

Hes got the perfect cover

[@samnejberger5546]

hmmm... this seems awfully familiar

[@zadedekockpriv]

i’d suspect him first pls 😭

[@dieselbun]

His name, style, and profession is straight out of a Tim Burton film

[@TheCatWrangler]

and his last name is Sweeney. lol

[@zewdae8847]

ikr it's so crazy

[@PrincessofKeys]

@@TheCatWrangler As another comment said Victor Frankenstein and Sweeny Todd lol

[@okiedokie2840]

Fr

[@Anonymous-wi6ig]

@@TheCatWrangler no way lmfao

[@whixkeyofficial]

He looks like the type of person to prepare a body to classical music in a dim lit room with the lights flickering.

[@sagisdoodleverse9696]

He seems really cool tbh

[@Mr.Sandevistan]

.... and then takes off his apron once the meal preparation is complete and it’s ready. He grabs his plate and gets his sparkling clean utensils ready, knives and forks. Says a quick prayer to Satan and proceeds to dig in by first cutting off a slice of thigh flesh; seasons it with the finest Moroccan spices and takes a huge bite with a big grin on his face 😈

[@ubuu7]

this music in particular starting around 1 minute in kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHy1Z3WQrapnr8k#t=1m

[@rachelwoodruff5259]

not lights candles but yes I agree

[@namja168]

perfect movie scene

[@CoryG1981]

ive smelled dead bodies and rotting bodies and that smell is still with me 22 yrs later

[@MaiAolei]

This guy is so good! None of his clients ever complained.

[@giftofthewild6665]

His clients are the living relatives of the dead though. Dead people can't hire or pay him 😅

[@forestfire112]

@@giftofthewild6665 that joke flew over your head like a plane

[@lilliesupreme9767]

@@giftofthewild6665 fat woosh

[@harlomints7727]

gift of the wild r/woooosh

[@Based100Gigachad]

@@giftofthewild6665 🤓

[@sammorpls]

This guy should be a teacher, he's pretty good at helping the audience understand his profession.

[@rhyscybulskiepost4500]

Right?? I'm not sure what different qualifications you'd need to teach this stuff, but if he ever wants to switch it up a bit, he could be an amazing teacher of this exact thing, I can't imagine there's too many mortician's that also double as a teacher quite as well as he does

[@nagisa0931]

@@rhyscybulskiepost4500 or a professor in college, god knows most professors don’t know what they teach and he’d really motivate me if I ever take a class with a teacher like him

[@Mr88Andrew88]

@@rhyscybulskiepost4500 mans appears to have the ability to teach in general

[@Melange2]

Chances are he is, in a small way. It's very common that nurses and other health care personal gets to meet a mortician during their education in order to get a better glimpse of how the process of death looks like

[@keith2o9]

I was like, he would be a great college professor

[@AgentDoubleV_Gaming]

"Are we buried with unpood poo" "That's a great question" This guy should be a kindergarten teacher

[@ericawillis.]

"the poo is up to you" is the best answer ever as well lol

[@TooMuchBonner]

Mortician+kindergarten teacher=same energy

[@stelladoering1362]

I'm not entirely sure a guy who works with dead bodies would be a fantastic choice for Kindergarten but, absoluetly at the same time, yk what I mean?

[@TheIrishBosnian]

Considering the theme, it's a good question.

[@iammultifandomsofanwarsare5855]

Thank you for a story Idea- Time to make a webtoon-

[@NcigPigLeegTusYees]

Being a funeral director and the staff, is one of those jobs that you must have extreme compassion. You're working with people during their lowest, saddest, vulnerablest time. Most people like me had no idea but I was fortunate to have a great director and his staff to support, help and guide me during my father's funeral. They show so much compassion and empathy. Its not an easy job or not a job a lot of people go for so thank you to all funeral directors.

[@celestial2112]

this seems like the type of guy u meet late at a bar and never forget

[@Kinobambino]

Then you turn around to pick up your drink and look back and he's gone

[@MartinMartinez-uw9ox]

Totally. Muppets song included

[@zxbs_e]

I agree with both yours and @Kino Dizzle 's comment🤣

[@jacobishere5189]

@@Kinobambino If you have to turn around to pick up your drink, you shouldn’t drink it.

[@alangabrielnietosaavedra3639]

And then you passed away instantly and wake up locked into his basement.

[@vicefurco.9134]

When the mortician said "ah, I love this username... 'future corpse'" and then looked directly at the camera and said "aren't we all" i felt an emotion that doesn't exist.

[@ems7623]

@@kimberlyjennings618 Why do you people to this? Christians just can't stop pushing their beliefs on others. It's such disgusting behavior, especially in the context or mourning and grief.

[@Savage--]

Arousal.

[@user-vf8qw5od7z]

@@Savage-- LMAO

[@nyimedwards8512]

@@Savage-- yo what??

[@luukvdgaast2857]

@@kimberlyjennings618 no thanks

[@Uraniumpanda]

He looks like a horror movie antagonist that's actually smart and makes plans for his victims

[@debbyryan4670]

yes.

[@Köennig]

More like a cool npc, that would give you strange side quests.

[@dreamweavergamesyt9939]

Honestly looks like the reanimator

[@october1634]

@@dreamweavergamesyt9939 exactly what he reminded me of, kind of talks like him too

[@Rougesteelproject]

I want this guy to play Black Hand in a Green Lantern movie or something.

[@theenlykvnhr5707]

So on my granddads funeral,I accidentally stumbled on a mortician doing their job... I know, chilling. I didn't have the strength to go for viewing at first so I was among the last once to do so. Entered the wrong door. And you know what, I would say that I am glad I did. Changed my perspective on death. So the bodies were being washed but with such tremendous care. Really eased me up just knowing there's someone taking care of you. The guy was obviously shocked, but I guess he saw that I was not scared just processing the moment. He was so chill and he actually assisted me himself rather than calling in a nurse to do so. He even gave me the greatest advice on death "it is sad but it is just life... It'll happen to everyone of us"

[@TonyTylerDraws]

It’s weird, isn’t it? We are *all* afraid of death, yet it’s the one universal experience.

[@finlynham5841]

“Future corpse:” *looks at camera smiling, office style* “aren’t we all”. He said that so happily

[@victorm.sweeney8828]

I mean, it’s true 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@finlynham5841]

@@victorm.sweeney8828 Oh hello jolly corpse man, how are you?

[@wdenegri]

Its good for business I guess!

[@Fooma777]

Grim, but funny

[@lilyhenson6352]

“Victor M. Sweeney” HIS NAME AND CLOTHES FIT HIS JOB SO WELL HES LIKE A TIM BURTON CHARACTER I LOVE IT

[@szwniki]

EXACTLY CJDKSKDH 💀💀💀

[@glassofwater281]

I weirdly wanna see a movie or short about him

[@Criesinspanish]

I wonder why a lot of morticians dress vintage like that, there was a mini docu series on this one female mortician that was literally the female version of this guy humor and all lol

[@earthtorayy]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@beardedpanda5086]

I thought the exact same thing!!!

[@shiell6360]

This would be so iconic if he said "See you soon" at the end-

[@monique7873]

lmaooo

[@karmakaze7930]

🤣☠ "literally dying" lol

[@gigiem]

😆OMG

[@slamyourheadin9449]

@@karmakaze7930 he’ll be seeing you soon I guess.

[@ririsulistiani1317]

Omg 😂😭

[@skumpkin5191]

Watching this after my mom passed to cope. I feel like a total weirdo, but it helps me feel better. Thank you Mr Sweeny!

[@ythegbey]

You not weird this info has helped me feel a bit more peaceful my baby daughter died 4 yrs ago and I had her cremated and learning how funeral homes do their job brought me peace i didnt know i needed.

[@samanthapalus1085]

@@ythegbey I hope you're doing okay

[@ythegbey]

@@samanthapalus1085 thank you beloved. Wishing you wellness.

[@whuforever8088]

The fact that his name is Victor M. Sweeney is one of the best cases of nominative determinism I've ever seen.

[@jeremyvanhorn2645]

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Just couldn’t remember the term!

[@iaw7406]

Like sweeney todd innit

[@bigdipper8572]

You ever watch the movie Sweeney and Todd

[@Destiny87]

@@iaw7406 Also Victor Frankenstein

[@kristejasen7692]

Dude. I was like his name is not "Victor M. Sweeney" that's too perfect

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

“I’ve probably put on more bras than I’ve taken off in my life.....does that answer your question?” This guy is honestly funnier than most people I know

[@WoodlandDrake]

You gotta be funny, it's a stiff crowd

[@ajs8721]

@@WoodlandDrake 😂😂 good one

[@pjc0n]

He's so funny I literally died

[@jak.cr1ym]

@@WoodlandDrake LMAO

[@Avril.]

@@pjc0n R.I.P.

[@nicolelittle6429]

His enthusiasm is actually kind of comforting. I'd rather someone said "cool!" than "ew" if (when) my corpse does something weird.

[@anechkagee5372]

Okay, but why even go through all this? I don't want anyone "working" on my corpse. Either burn me or put me in a mushroom suit. But better burn me.

[@newquinken]

@@anechkagee5372 You still need a mortician involved for both of those options too. You can't just have your corpse magically levitate into a flame with no human working on it.

[@anechkagee5372]

@@newquinken actually I can. These "works" are optional.

[@wordswitha7]

​@@newquinken i think they mean no embalming, it is possible to be buried or cremated without being embalmed so it's pretty much freezer to casket without a mortician poking around, only to move the body. i feel like there should also be an option where a person can be placed in a body bag after they die and remain in the bag even when being buried if they prefer not to have people, especially strangers, seeing their body

[@wordswitha7]

@@anechkagee5372 I'm the same as you, I would prefer to be left alone 😂

[@elainafaust3717]

This video is so extremely healing to me as someone who fears the death of their loved ones

[@ethanburnell1985]

This guy is so friendly, chill and bright. He's not at all one of those movie morticians who might be the killer themselves.

[@JoshuaWayt]

That laugh at 9:43 though 😂

[@sssenatorarmstrong3280]

Now that you talk about it I’m forced to watch the rest of the video concentrating on how he does look like the killer

[@JakeND]

Or is he...

[@Joker12293]

Ted Bundy was friendly, chill and bright too. You are easily fooled...

[@disappearintothesea]

How do killers look like anyway? 🤔

[@classicallyclarke384]

Can we acknowledge that Victor M Sweeney is the perfect name for a friendly yet creepy mortician

[@mbklol1]

I made your comment 1 k likes

[@apposgaming8873]

no replies until I refresh lol

[@mbklol1]

I got 1300 likes in an hour wtf

[@Alex-ur4mq]

Ram Sweeney..

[@M4angie]

Sweeney todd

[@blonded0532]

This guy was born to be a mortician.

[@isea2229]

My exact sentiments!! I love how passionate and well-versed he is about his practice. It was pretty cool learning about what he does.

[@davyk515]

"Sweeney" is exactly the name that a person toying with bodies would have

[@xavierwiatrowski17]

He is name fits

[@justinaddison769]

I really appreciate people like this. The ones who do the jobs that are necessary yet the ones that we don't pay attention to or glorify.

[@JJ-qo7th]

"All labor has dignity." --MLK Jr

[@nurylee168]

"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off" comedy gold right there

[@christopherwilliams2]

👀

[@quillianvalk]

@nury lee the look on his face added to it too

[@heathervee555]

omg his face when he said that...priceless..

[@wilfredocaban9886]

He was sad 😭 when he said that

[@snithikpatel2729]

i am not sure why i came to watch this video but now your comment is a potential reason to come back to it again

[@ziripond3502]

"I've probably put on more bras than I have taken off" ayeee I'm on board with this charming, self-depricating humour xD

[@hilmiamrullah5082]

Self burn is always humorous

[@mikeingyu580]

That one sounded like it hurt him at the end of the sad slow trailing chuckle. lol

[@Digitalhunny]

@@mikeingyu580 - That's what made it great. The effort at the end, to make you _believe_ it.

[@happyviewer4872]

I'd let him take off mine. ;-)

[@georgplaz]

@@Digitalhunny yea, lets call it effort 😅

[@ranjan_v]

This was not at all creepy or scary, he did a really good job with the video

[@listenhere1623]

That actually makes it worse for me.

[@Whatevsbabes]

I got Dr Mike vibes

[@Arkasic]

@@Y00shi_ I don't think that's what they meant. I'd think they're saying that this video was pretty peaceful and didn't have any negative or creepy vibes considering the topic and that's what makes them uncomfortable

[@unknownrandomcomment8453]

@@listenhere1623 how

[@listenhere1623]

@@Arkasic exactly

[@andiralosh2173]

Why is he so wholesome tho

[@MAKESZENZE]

This guy is so incredibly charismatic, it's like Eddie Redmayne is playing a Mortician

[@jo_verabradleyfan4743]

Yes! Totally!

[@WHSuperman2005]

Or James Marsden.

[@burgeri1955]

OH Thanks for this comment I knew he looked familiar

[@vanessacisneros4731]

Oh my god yes!!! So true

[@ForrestDetermann]

Or Jeff Goldblum.

[@benonpc9]

His parents chose his profession when they named him Victor Sweeney

[@ku_ukiii]

Sorry my first language is not English but could you explain me what does Sweeney mean? Like I didn't understand the comment 😅

[@arima_song]

@@ku_ukiii It's probably like a reference to a character named Sweeney Todd

[@heyo7461]

@@ku_ukiii it's just his surname :)

[@mzlonz]

@@ku_ukiii Sweeney means well-disposed

[@alternator7893]

Like naming your child "Jeeves" you basically mapped out his whole life

[@ShadowHunter120]

This man deserves something for making this whole thing interesting and not remotely creepy.

[@nezzyg2.0]

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[@lvdm454]

A little creepy lol...

[@JohnnyP_17]

@@nezzyg2.0 Why?

[@SunnyvaleTrailerParkSupervisor]

@@JohnnyP_17 everything involved and everything the guy mentions

[@jamesh5437]

Did you not look at him? I get that it’s a profession like any other, but I’m not sure I want to have a beer with anyone who gets excited about dead bodies.

[@princess_tamia_25]

I watched his episodes after my grandma passed away. I had so many questions about the embalming process and preparation for the funeral. These episodes were so helpful. ❤

[@daddyraksa2228]

I mean he's 100% a mortician. His looks, how he talks and everything. He was born to do this and he enjoys doing his job. This was oddly one of the best wired support episodes I've seen so far.

[@josephswietlik7013]

Pfp?

[@daddyraksa2228]

@@josephswietlik7013 uhm don't bother with that I set it like 10 years ago and didn't bother to change it yet xD

[@josephswietlik7013]

@@daddyraksa2228 lol

[@Cj-tg3ms]

@@daddyraksa2228 u better change it already 😂

[@constantine9439]

HOW TF DO I UNSEE YOUR PFP

[@AndreaXV]

Basically being a mortician is like being a surgeon without the risk of messing up really bad, i like that.

[@alexia8434]

Very true! But there’s also the esthetic part cuz you also do what a makeup artist would do and you fix their hair eccetera so not only surgeon

[@leonova5060]

You might as well become a coroner

[@blackmould]

that’s literally what i say to explain why i want to be a mortician asdfjgkhllh

[@leftblank131]

Dunno, what if they make a zombie? Those movies never end well...............

[@AndreaXV]

@@leftblank131 bruh, beating zombies is really the easiest task for humanity, think about it, they are basically dead meat, they would freeze in cold environments and explode in hot environments, they don't have a brain, they don't feel pain nor fear and they cannot cure damaged body parts. Don't forget their only way to reproduce is by facing their biggest enemy. And dude, humanity is specialized in killing things, we brought species to extinction without effort. If a zombie apocalypse hits the world, go to your favourite videogame store, buy a couple of games and just enjoy the free vacation.

[@ma491e9]

Imagine a dead person watching over their own funeral, and they had been given a haircut, and are just like "Aw man- why didn't I cut my hair like that when I was alive"

[@DonJulio1942]

Right they’re just like man that was such a wasted opportunity lmaoo

[@anotherenclosedlivingbeing1989]

Imagine if they actually get a haircut they hate? xD “Is that how i will look like for my funeral? Just kill me please oh wai-“

[@babybabybaby9201]

@@anotherenclosedlivingbeing1989 KAKDKWKSQKSKKAA

[@babybabybaby9201]

I found your comment really funny akdnwkss

[@issakperdew8009]

When someone's ghost sees their own body dressed in better drip than when they were ever alive

[@theortheo2401]

My man must be so calm in his counsciousness to be a mortician like this. Like seriously.

[@Kevin-kg3cw]

It's insane how he answers every question without missing a beat. He's so well spoken and professional.

[@nlixcia]

righttt

[@kurtsimpson8835]

One thing in that profession that is a must especially if you are a funeral director is to be great at speaking to not cause any unease to the family/loved ones. So the ones I've been around are usually pretty chill and are naturally a bit of chatterboxes too.

[@rahmanahashem3484]

It's called "editing". This is not one single uncut 14 minute recording.

[@stayofftheweeeeeeed7249]

How does this have 4.5 million views this is the most boring video I’ve ever seen

[@SharinganMan]

but you have seen it

[@marsbars2286]

“future corpse: aren’t we all” i love this man.

[@LaVozdelSilencio1000]

I paused the video and looked for this comment. XDD

[@nihoyminoy9229]

I had to pause 😂

[@julespeace684]

@@LaVozdelSilencio1000 same here. I’m curious how many morticians takes selfies with those dearly departed in the background?

[@victorm.sweeney8828]

None that want to keep their licenses to practice!

[@sheenascippio7904]

@@victorm.sweeney8828 hahahahaha

[@halevalen8768]

Literally the most professional person I have ever seen. He answered dumb questions with such professionalism

[@_apoorva_07]

True🙌🏻

[@tacticalbondsh]

there are no dumb questions, only dumb people

[@Somespideronline]

@@tacticalbondsh words to live by

[@commentcopbadge6665]

As opposed to all the other professionals on these series?

[@patriciajin6206]

@@tacticalbondsh Uncle Iroh?

[@edo._danny2213]

I love how this Man Victor was instantly loved and became a Fan Favorite of the Internet

[@brynno6745]

I’m convinced this man has been alive for 100’s of years and his name just proves it.

[@HughMungus4655]

mortician would be the best career for a vampire after all

[@bluedoesnothing666]

sweeney

[@MiilyGarcia0119]

Completely agree 🤣

[@bluedoesnothing666]

@a sweeney

[@winterangel002]

@a victor

[@oldgoat381]

"you dress them like a baby" Going out of this world the same way you came into it just gained a whole new meaning

[@roobusmcscroobus]

@moi2833 Yeah, dude. I walked out my mum in a full suit and tie, didn't you?

[@demonman2668]

@@roobusmcscroobus LOL

[@rexraptor1940]

You came into this World empty handed and go out empty handed So SPEND!

[@dreadblock7592]

@@rexraptor1940 Yes, sell your organs while your at it, likely your bad eye and a kidney and whatever else you can live with just one of because you won't need it when you're dead

[@cosmox1x]

@@roobusmcscroobus honestly who didn't? my tux was navy blue but i know someone who was wearing mint green... which like it's a cool colour but for a suit?

[@juli7980]

His name, his job, his manner of speaking, and his style..... they all make sense to me

[@iajsgahaisyahnajwuatgshs2716]

I think he also loves classic music 😆

[@isabelmoreira2273]

@@iajsgahaisyahnajwuatgshs2716 oh he totally listens to Beethoven while preparing bodies lol

[@natehatetrain9284]

@@isabelmoreira2273 BAHAHAHA WHAT

[@sd_kate3195]

samee

[@viixenz]

@@isabelmoreira2273 STOPPPP LMAOO

[@DJ2WYCE]

There's something off-putting but also comforting seeing a guy who works with dead people all day have so much life in his eyes

[@sabraa-ranks4603]

Working with the dead might be exactly *why* he’s so full of life.

[@bruce4139]

I saw that being pain in his eyes ngl

[@ehusby]

Things have got to balance out somehow, right?

[@twavla4972]

He's absorbing what's left in them

[@NargacugaMyBeloved]

@@twavla4972 he’s becoming more and more powerful by the day

[@eliana_hdz0]

why is this man so fine...like he's smart asf too

[@vocaloshin]

real

[@carlastepp1613]

Came here to say the same thing 😅😂

[@jhamieevangelista2963]

“Victor M. Sweeney - Mortician” the name, the title, the looks PERFECT

[@yasmine4146]

The M stands for mortician

[@Elizabeth-ll4tt]

Dude looks like Rick Moranis

[@Slopmaster]

@@Elizabeth-ll4tt Yeah, looks like…

[@infledermaus]

Sweeney ... Uhm ... Todd?

[@cati896]

@@infledermaus the Demon B̶a̶r̶b̶e̶r̶ Mortician of Fleet Street

[@RavenIsAnArtist]

When my great grandpa passed away, we got to look at him. His makeup and stuff was undetectable, he looked like he was just napping. Mortician's are some of the hidden heroes in this world.

[@taylorbug9]

Really? They normally make people look awful. You got the One good one.

[@MMin-vg8qy]

Honestly when I visited my great grandma's funeral I was too scared to even touch her because she looked too real and alive

[@brutaldragons8932]

props u got a good one mine made him look more dead than he already was which would he extremely hard

[@Icewind007]

Wow, I guess it really differs person to person. The people I have seen looked like someone else.

[@LynneMadison0731]

My grandma looked great.

[@jam-the-hologram]

Imagine being named Victor as in Victor Frankenstein, the famous fictional graverobber and Sweeney as in Sweeney Todd, the famous fictional serial killer (and part-time cannibal) and being a funeral director and mortician!

[@enolaholmes2111]

That's what I was thinking about!

[@hiffahyphae6707]

“Part-time cannibal”

[@acidbrns]

It's all in the branding

[@julisa3100]

Oscar Wilde would chuckle at your comment. You know he loves a good story.

[@nina.marice]

he's funny, he's smart, and he's handsome. yup! a perfect serial killer material lol

[@coryjames4134]

I literally cant think of a better name for a mortician than Victor M. Sweeney. If I made him a book character everyone would call me too on-the-nose lol

[@MazorKuziaki]

Someone: "What's 2+2?" This guy: "Well that's a good question," We must protect him.

[@Dsmurf2201]

I'll take the night shift

[@imsupergodd1514]

“The short answer is,”

[@Someone-kf8xe]

@@imsupergodd1514 the short answer is what huh??????

[@17raysplays29]

The short answer is, 4!

[@morganburnell9019]

Winston Smith type beat

[@gem-yogi]

This guy was meant for tv/movies. His persona and voice are so intriguing.

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[@triciacallender1956]

Agree 100%

[@davidk7439]

I *really* hope he gets interviewed for roles like this on Forensic Files or dateline-type shows. He's a very good orator on camera, while also visibly having a knack for teaching and informing. He's very charismatic, in that he's very confident in what he's talking about, but also has a very upbeat and optimistic charm, and draws you in well. If there's ever a mortician who seems like he deserves to make it in Hollywood, it's him.

[@otismichael2583]

Even his name Victor M Sweeney

[@zaraal-laleh6937]

@@otismichael2583 just that name gives off actor vibes

[@SunflowerNova]

"The reality is, I've probably put on more bras than I have taken off, in my life, that answers your question?" Gotta love this guy

[@MandenTV]

Read your comment right as he said it lol. He seems great

[@Bootleggies]

I love how his first reaction to the drinking embalming fluid question was “you forgot the blue flavour”

[@SilkKreep]

He's not a psychopath or a sociopath, the man just knows what he's talking about. It's his job.

[@jimcanterak7349]

Well you must be a psychopath or a sociopath to seek such a job.

[@rainymondays680]

@@jimcanterak7349 Well if people didn’t seek this job imagine how disgusting funerals would be

[@justindaniels411]

PANZCAKE I mean you can’t really be a empathetic/sympathetic person for this job

[@GoodOlFaithful]

Jim Canterak 120-140k a year sounds like a good deal lmao

[@cr0wtherr]

@@jimcanterak7349 he probably wishes to help families see their loved ones off in a good way, by making them look better before being buried, or maybe he was just simply curious on bodies. It’s just like doctors. Doctors and surgeons like to cut people up and twist around their organs. You don’t think they’re sociopaths too, right?

[@themikeygshow1271]

“I’ve put on more bras than I have taken off in my life” I love this man

[@bt70a9]

"I have probably put on more bra's, than I have taken off in my life"' This is a man who will never lie, I trust him already.

[@itismetotori]

Ikr

[@DirtyLillNeo]

This guy is freaking hilarious. The sense of humor he has (though it looked like it cut a little close) is wonderful. And honestly thinking about it, I'm sure lots of people die without a bra (like heart attack in the shower or what not) so he's probably put on 100's if not more. So unless you're an alpha Chad (/s)... he's got us all beat

[@benjaminvdvyt]

@@DirtyLillNeo I don't think it matters what you wore when you died... If you watched the whole thing, about all the fluids, cleaning etc, then surely they will put on clean clothes.

[@DirtyLillNeo]

@@benjaminvdvyt so what your saying is, he's even more of a legend than before lol

[@DirtyLillNeo]

@le Zanji he's only that if it gets him hard!