Mortician Answers Dead Body Questions From Twitter | Tech Support | WIRED

Victor M. Sweeney, a licensed funeral director and mortician, answers the internet's burning questions about dead bodies and the funeral director profession. When someone dies, what happens to their poo? If a person dies with contacts in...does a mortician take them out? Will your cat actually eat you when you die? Victor answers all these questions and much more.
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[@WIRED]

Watch Part 2 with Victor here! >> kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqDRZY2rrZqAl7M

[@ramadhani201]

I watched it, hes just as awesome in this video Fuckin legend

[@PatrickBergersen]

Lets Go!

[@beeamenace]

whys he kinda...

[@ghostlydude2810]

@@beeamenace BUSSIN

[@SN-vn6wb]

THANK YOU 🙏

[@zhe_eee]

The suit, the glasses, the gelled hair, the way he speaks, his face, his name… he belongs in a Tim burton movie, Immediately. There is no reason he should be *this* fit for his job💀

[@poker_face8167]

Fax

[@greenymeeny2154]

His name is Victor M Sweeney I can’t-

[@lolpop2118]

@@user-vf9to2it8g i-

[@basambinsohailraja1801]

He looks like a Tim Burton batman villain

[@naniaguon1155]

He would be a good fit for Smalls dad in The Sandlot

[@bloopity4117]

His aesthetic fits his occupation SO WELL ITS CRIMINAL

[@nineten9011]

@@user-vf9to2it8g it’s just 22 grown kids running after a ball with an extremely toxic fan base.

[@superjay12g85]

@@nineten9011 Is that not every sport

[@TheJungaBoon]

@@superjay12g85 Sometimes it's only 10

[@tal_bro7617]

@@nineten9011 If you're trying to dumb it down for a caveman that's exactly what it is but it's really fun just super tiring

[@zebrahead8727]

Honestly truly !

[@bloodhoney13]

I have a huge appreciation for morticians because I lost my mother recently. The mortician that took care of her was above and beyond anything I’d ever imagine. He really cared and made sure everything was exactly as I asked for. I did request him to allow me to do my mother’s makeup and he let me go into the mortuary and do it. It was heavy. It’s something that I will carry with me forever.

[@hypochlorite]

My aunts a hairdresser and was requested by one of her clients to do her mum's makeup and hair for their funeral and she said she talked with her, asked her what colors she'd like for her eye makeup and complimented her hair all the same as a living person. She felt odd doing someone's hair and makeup without them responding, so she used her own discretion by still asking and seeing what suited her face and hair to make her look most like mum again.

[@witchythings.__.-ii3yg]

That’s beautiful of your mum! I’m the same, I think it’s just a nice way to show respect to the dead by treating them as the living, so I totally get your mum. She sounds like a wonderful person 🫶

[@amorcitoboytoy]

this is the sweetest thing i have ever heard. you’re Aunt is a sweetheart

[@sschmidt3398]

One of my friends styled her ex’s mom after she passed. I thought it was the sweetest thing she could ever do for her partner.

[@krishanubanerjee6955]

That's... actually wholesome!

[@BubblesBulldog]

I’ve had the opportunity to do a few clients and family members hair for their funerals. It was actually really peaceful and I was able to say my own goodbyes in private. I talked to them too while I I worked. A couple of them had adult daughters that asked to be present while I did their mother’s hair.

[@Jairoppi]

He is the mortici'est mortician i've ever seen *> is named Victor Sweeney* *> dark sense of humour* *> well dressed and charismatic*

[@aiishiteru.10]

trueee

[@Chris-gonz]

And looks like one too

[@MollymaukT]

He doesn't like cats tho

[@akshaypuradkar1568]

Amen!

[@brnda2707]

@@MollymaukT omg i love this man so MUCH JUST KISS ME ALREADY VICTOR

[@AgentDoubleV_Gaming]

"Are we buried with unpood poo" "That's a great question" This guy should be a kindergarten teacher

[@ericawillis.]

"the poo is up to you" is the best answer ever as well lol

[@TooMuchBonner]

Mortician+kindergarten teacher=same energy

[@stelladoering1362]

I'm not entirely sure a guy who works with dead bodies would be a fantastic choice for Kindergarten but, absoluetly at the same time, yk what I mean?

[@TheIrishBosnian]

Considering the theme, it's a good question.

[@iammultifandomsofanwarsare5855]

Thank you for a story Idea- Time to make a webtoon-

[@noellewinkwonk4258]

what i love most about how he answers questions is he actually answers them. no going around the question or anything, just direct answers and explanations. hes so insightful its wonderful

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

This guy is the absolute stereotype of the job, and its the absolute best! All the love to this guy

[@samwh.9611]

He's dressed EXACTLY how I would expect a mortician to be dressed

[@anothermouth7077]

Don't forget the hair

[@nonconformist36]

He's dressed like a nerd.

[@mizta6819]

@@nonconformist36 he’s dressed like an assistant

[@masterwindu1234]

ok

[@dingdongspaghetti]

@@nonconformist36 have you ever seen a mortician that isnt dressed like a nerd

[@YuvrajSingh-sw3zh]

"Future corpse, aren't we all" Reality slapped on the face.

[@Azaile]

Literally got to this comment and read it as he said it. 😂

[@allysontaylor4726]

Hysterical

[@Lobzclips]

@@Azaile me too😂😂

[@6iablo235]

It is what it is

[@justinrill2483]

best line

[@skumpkin5191]

Watching this after my mom passed to cope. I feel like a total weirdo, but it helps me feel better. Thank you Mr Sweeny!

[@ytheg7016]

You not weird this info has helped me feel a bit more peaceful my baby daughter died 4 yrs ago and I had her cremated and learning how funeral homes do their job brought me peace i didnt know i needed.

[@heygrogan]

He is so precious omfg

[@JHulse29]

This guy's career options were: 1. Mortician 2. Butler in haunted mansion

[@myrag73]

Nice one Jon

[@jzarvi]

The fact that your name is John without the h... Is this a new version of John...The funny ones?

[@JHulse29]

@@jzarvi it's short for Jonathan

[@jotham777]

No. He’s weird, not spooky. (A nice weird.)

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

DUDE 🤣🤣idk why this made me laugh so hard, but goddamit….

[@albaraqahtani]

"Victor M. Sweeney" The most victorian-era name ever for a mortician

[@katie-maecheong589]

I was thinking that too omg

[@MethuselahWinter]

The M stands for mortician lol

[@evelynnart37]

I'm sorry I need to do this... SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE, SWEENEY! HOLD IT TO THE SKY!

[@keziairacheta2556]

im your thousand like

[@shrimptyd8059]

@@evelynnart37 I am disgusted, revolted, and nauseous because this is so on point. Thanks.

[@terminator3000]

I've met actually a few morticians in my life. One thing they all had in common was that they all had a good sense of humor. I guess you need that for this job, otherwise you would go insane.

[@MasterThasLaisTusXibHwb]

Being a funeral director and the staff, is one of those jobs that you must have extreme compassion. You're working with people during their lowest, saddest, vulnerablest time. Most people like me had no idea but I was fortunate to have a great director and his staff to support, help and guide me during my father's funeral. They show so much compassion and empathy. Its not an easy job or not a job a lot of people go for so thank you to all funeral directors.

[@LOON3Y_TOON3Y]

He's not a psychopath or a sociopath, the man just knows what he's talking about. It's his job.

[@jimcanterak7349]

Well you must be a psychopath or a sociopath to seek such a job.

[@rainymondays680]

@@jimcanterak7349 Well if people didn’t seek this job imagine how disgusting funerals would be

[@justindaniels411]

PANZCAKE I mean you can’t really be a empathetic/sympathetic person for this job

[@wileyharris6157]

Jim Canterak 120-140k a year sounds like a good deal lmao

[@cr0wtherr]

@@jimcanterak7349 he probably wishes to help families see their loved ones off in a good way, by making them look better before being buried, or maybe he was just simply curious on bodies. It’s just like doctors. Doctors and surgeons like to cut people up and twist around their organs. You don’t think they’re sociopaths too, right?

[@xpeke2.027]

He looks like a character that is extremely suspicious but is actually a good guy

[@DemBlox]

amogus super sussy😳🕹🚨📮🚘📛

[@kenluna9571]

i swear i saw 111 likes for a split second

[@abhirajarora7631]

SuS Amogus SuS

[@Hello-1243]

Trueeee

[@potatojuice9615]

Your such a sussy baka

[@Cecile2906]

Victor is such a perfect mortician (the way he dresses, how he looks and speaks, and his wits) that he’s almost like an actor (yes it’s a compliment)

[@ashb3496]

I would love to see a part three with him. He made things so relatable and easy to understand. Plus, he is just so down to earth! Bring him back!

[@leefox1327]

you CANNOT have a name like "victor m. sweeney" and do anything BUT be a mortician bro

[@ProcrastiNathan_]

You could also be a barber...

[@leefox1327]

@@ProcrastiNathan_ you're right, i didn't think of that

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Mans looks exactly like a mortician named victor m sweeney too

[@Lord0lords]

Sweeney todd

[@SupermanHopkins]

@@ProcrastiNathan_ He is. He cuts hair on the deceased. 😅

[@amicableenmity9820]

Victor M Sweeny is the most mortician name ever. He's straight out of a Victorian novel.

[@elmore707]

Or a Tim burton movie.

[@sophieclewlow7303]

@@elmore707 yes just yes😂😂

[@liaetc]

@@elmore707 I was looking for this

[@haruhiarima9325]

@@elmore707 Like a mixture of Victor van Dort and Sweeney Todd =D

[@grugamersriseup7299]

He also look like one, or he looks like a classic adult geek/nerd

[@Tehdran]

It’s so crazy that this guys has become an instant watch for me. Dude is the most likeable guy ever

[@yourcheapdate4564]

What a wonderful service morticians provide. Allowing a final goodbye and taking care of so much during such a difficult time for the departed's family. These people and hospice workers are some of the best we have.

[@Orthane]

"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off" The fact that this can make you laugh when talking about dead bodies is impressive. He has a great sense of humor.

[@munishanaidu5837]

I literally popped into the comments section after this statement hahhah

[@bfndhejend2903]

@@munishanaidu5837 same😂

[@vivianrivera8209]

He's awesoome xD

[@awg6397]

@@munishanaidu5837 lol same.

[@treebles]

i totally lol! 🤣 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@AlexSinclair]

His name is Victor M. Sweeney. This is exactly the name I would give a funeral director if I was writing a novel. He was destined for this job.

[@joshberkin5567]

That's awesome

[@JB-nj7nq]

Very Sweeny Todd haha

[@rockafella1690]

Hahaha. 😂😂😂

[@trinityphan20]

Omg LOL when I saw that his name was Victor Sweeney, I thought the same thing !!

[@flashblack7811]

The only last name better than that would be Addams 😂

[@elainafaust3717]

This video is so extremely healing to me as someone who fears the death of their loved ones

[@coryjames4134]

I literally cant think of a better name for a mortician than Victor M. Sweeney. If I made him a book character everyone would call me too on-the-nose lol

[@fartlord1012]

Imagine this guy is being buried, and he wakes up and says, “No you’re doing it wrong, that goes in later”

[@a-garden-of-worlds]

Lmao, then there'd be two dead bodies because the one embalming him would have a heart attack and die

[@TheNamesArif]

Oh sorry 😔 I'm not very experienced...

[@k444ng]

"Argh dammit I'll do it myself! Scram!"

[@miggy1349]

AIYAYAI

[@infledermaus]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daidipyamane7377]

Why does he look exactly how I'd imagine a mortician to look like

[@jairohernandez5962]

He reminds me of the medic

[@w3lcom39]

@@jairohernandez5962 except not as psychotic and morbid lol

[@MelissaIvette26]

Hahahahahhaha I thought the exact same thing 🤣 cool guy, tho.

[@aftoniospizzashop]

also his name is Victor which seems very fitting

[@iyaiiya-wawg3657]

For real tho

[@danErayC]

I feel like Sweeny is the most appropriate last name for him.

[@CoryG1981]

ive smelled dead bodies and rotting bodies and that smell is still with me 22 yrs later

[@luv_tia1134]

“Are we buried with unpood poo” “That’s a great question” This guy should be a kindergarten teacher

[@skyofthelivingdead]

Hahaha you can tell he has kids.

[@fillfreire2169]

I wish he was my dad

[@abdullahzakariyya1569]

I couldn’t agree more. As a former teacher trainer, I can only imagine how an excellent preschool teacher he could be.

[@user-jv1kk7vg1f]

K teachers only make around 25000.

[@Mason-kd1pc]

What if he does becomes a kindergarten teacher and one day he just starts talking about dead bodies with 5 year olds just listening to him lol

[@nubianfx]

He looks like who a hollywood casting director would pick for a romcom about a charming, attractive but quirky mortician. lol

[@micro-babe]

Ngl I'd absolutely watch that movie

[@elhopper3735]

@@micro-babe me too honestly

[@veronicav6008]

YES

[@treygreen5015]

He is attractive tho, he does look like an actor

[@lizlemon3698]

My thoughts exactly

[@jadenversluis4816]

I watched this 2 years ago, now I'm a funeral directors assistant. Thanks wired 👌

[@victorm.sweeney8828]

NIIICE! That's great! I'm proud of you. +Victor

[@theenlykvnhr5707]

So on my granddads funeral,I accidentally stumbled on a mortician doing their job... I know, chilling. I didn't have the strength to go for viewing at first so I was among the last once to do so. Entered the wrong door. And you know what, I would say that I am glad I did. Changed my perspective on death. So the bodies were being washed but with such tremendous care. Really eased me up just knowing there's someone taking care of you. The guy was obviously shocked, but I guess he saw that I was not scared just processing the moment. He was so chill and he actually assisted me himself rather than calling in a nurse to do so. He even gave me the greatest advice on death "it is sad but it is just life... It'll happen to everyone of us"

[@TonyTylerDraws]

It’s weird, isn’t it? We are *all* afraid of death, yet it’s the one universal experience.

[@kurlykayla9013]

"Victor M. Sweeney" is the most morticiany name a mortician could have.

[@samanthanuno3761]

Somehow this makes sense

[@gamestopmonkey]

Attend the tale.

[@bladesandflannels4665]

That’s exactly what I thought! 😂 he fits the job so well

[@eliza6971]

The “M” stands for “Mortician”

[@confused_shark2537]

how is this accurate

[@osvaldo3753]

"I've put on more bras than I've taken off" Bruh ima need this guy's services after that one

[@rotenhoko]

I died after he said that. LMAO xD

[@bri2376]

@@rotenhoko well good thing hes a mortician right lol

[@anthonymaida5896]

He said “probably” though 😂

[@mementomorgan6721]

@@catalyst_8759 then wander off somewhere when it’s time to go lol

[@BlaacHollow]

He should tell everyone he makes ove 65k a year, then he will be taking off more bras than putting them on.

[@princess_tamia_25]

I watched his episodes after my grandma passed away. I had so many questions about the embalming process and preparation for the funeral. These episodes were so helpful. ❤

[@justinaddison769]

I really appreciate people like this. The ones who do the jobs that are necessary yet the ones that we don't pay attention to or glorify.

[@dandyydda1809]

"I have probably put on more bras than taken off in my life." Did he just roast himself 😭

[@fatduck9673]

Yes. He did.

[@stevenbobbybills]

In the business, they refer to this as partial self-cremation.

[@harryr5785]

@@stevenbobbybills 😭😭😭😭

[@--TOM--]

No he's just saying he's good at his job

[@dranzerjetli5126]

Lol

[@juli7980]

His name, his job, his manner of speaking, and his style..... they all make sense to me

[@iajsgahaisyahnajwuatgshs2716]

I think he also loves classic music 😆

[@isabelmoreira2273]

@@iajsgahaisyahnajwuatgshs2716 oh he totally listens to Beethoven while preparing bodies lol

[@natehatetrain9284]

@@isabelmoreira2273 BAHAHAHA WHAT

[@sd_kate3195]

samee

[@viixenz]

@@isabelmoreira2273 STOPPPP LMAOO

[@davidlogan4329]

You're such a nice friendly guy. I'm sure you make things much easier for people at times when they're sad. Good man.

[@GCJACK83]

Years ago, I worked in a hospital's material services department. Part of the job's duties was we had to restock the morgue's supply of cadaver kits. The kits contained a body bag, a toe tag, and a pack of sterilized tools the mortician needs to do their job. This was also a highly interesting job because I got to see the true "behind the scenes" of a hospital. Material services does light janitorial details like emptying the trash cans in patient rooms, reloading the crash carts the doctors and nurses use, reload the dispensers with medication doses, and sometimes I'd even be asked to help wheel a patient out for discharge which felt really good to do.

[@benonpc9]

His parents chose his profession when they named him Victor Sweeney

[@ku_ukiii]

Sorry my first language is not English but could you explain me what does Sweeney mean? Like I didn't understand the comment 😅

[@arima_song]

@@ku_ukiii It's probably like a reference to a character named Sweeney Todd

[@heyo7461]

@@ku_ukiii it's just his surname :)

[@mzlonz]

@@ku_ukiii Sweeney means well-disposed

[@alternator7893]

Like naming your child "Jeeves" you basically mapped out his whole life

[@nurylee168]

"I've probably put on more bras than I've taken off" comedy gold right there

[@christopherwilliams2]

👀

[@quillianvalk]

@nury lee the look on his face added to it too

[@heathervee555]

omg his face when he said that...priceless..

[@wilfredocaban9886]

He was sad 😭 when he said that

[@snithikpatel2729]

i am not sure why i came to watch this video but now your comment is a potential reason to come back to it again

[@kyoukopan]

Holy cow the way he said "aren't we all" at 5:22 had me dying!

[@andiralosh2173]

Why is he so wholesome tho

[@andrewcritchley3023]

"I've put more bras on then I've taken off." I was howling after that.

[@ColeAF1989]

Lmao

[@bethaniie_]

Pls I keep coming back to this video just for that line lmaoooo

[@adelinelacroix6743]

SCREAMING i tell you why did he say that 😭 lmaooo

[@eliap620]

Same! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dbsthumper]

and I still problems removing them on live females,lol...

[@noskinnoskin1957]

"Ive probably put on more bras than I took off in my life" I cried

[@CarmeloA.]

I was dying laughin

[@lexierocha6214]

I paused and he video and screeched it gave me so many emotions

[@jolie5122]

i shat tears WHAEHHAA

[@cyberneticbutterfly8506]

Probably. So it's close enough for uncertainty.

[@honestlyidkwhattoputhere]

Yeah lmfaoo

[@jenniferfrazierlpc7171]

These are really great questions. Thank you for answering thoroughly. 😊

[@edo._danny2213]

I love how this Man Victor was instantly loved and became a Fan Favorite of the Internet

[@AstralStgma]

*whips out embalming fluid* "You forgot the blue flavor" I love this man

[@beansowles]

im disappointed he didnt fill the bottle with something like blue gatorade and then drink it

[@misterminutes4504]

That probably taste like bubblegum

[@AuntyAwesome]

@@beansowles not at all food safe to be doing that. Now if he could get a similar shaped bottle and transfer the sticker over, that would be awesome

[@noamie7836]

@@AuntyAwesome i think that's what they meant

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@beansowles naw cuz then idiots on tik tok would think it's real and then the chugging embalming fluid challenges will start.

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

“I’ve probably put on more bras than I’ve taken off in my life.....does that answer your question?” This guy is honestly funnier than most people I know

[@WoodlandDrake]

You gotta be funny, it's a stiff crowd

[@ajs8721]

@@WoodlandDrake 😂😂 good one

[@pjc0n]

He's so funny I literally died

[@jak.cr1ym]

@@WoodlandDrake LMAO

[@Avril.]

@@pjc0n R.I.P.

[@pumpedupkicks4522]

if you havent already can you talk about what kind of classes you had to take in order to become a mortician and possibly go into a little detail on what they are about ?

[@sarahjeannexd]

"I've put on more bras than I've taken off" literally has me in tears

[@binga4335]

This guy looks exactly how I'd think a mortician would look.

[@Steve-sf1cw]

And his name is Victor M. Sweeney. Seems fitting.

[@liuhnetaylor5413]

He really does😂

[@chaechae242]

@@liuhnetaylor5413 0 seconds ago

[@khawajth]

@@chaechae242 28 minutes ago

[@Anna-df3xz]

@@khawajth 23 minutes ago

[@charleybear1868]

“I’ve probably put more bras on then I’ve taken off in my life” LMFAOOO💀

[@batjackattack5556]

not on my watch

[@blucci-_-boy4208]

Haha

[@blucci-_-boy4208]

@@batjackattack5556 Yee Yee

[@clarab325]

that sent me lmao

[@eriurizar2537]

That was hilarious I died lmaooo my ten yr old nephew was like...what? 💀🤣

[@bluz9951]

he’s got so much character he’s just what i thought a mortician would be like

[@SophieFox947]

Such a charismatic fellow too. I must say I wouldn't mind someone like that taking care of me after I die, rather, I feel like I would be able to be at rest.

[@TJ-xu7xw]

"Put on more bras than I've taken off" Pouring one out for our soldier

[@chynnavindiola58]

Him looking into the camera

[@xan8466]

@freedom of speech on YT? lmao dont make me laugh. your username confuses me

[@jennacided6502]

the way I snort-laughed when he said that

[@MysteryOfTheShockwave]

@@xan8466 He means you get demonitized and in trouble for saying a bunch of stuff to the point where you might as well not be able to say anything you actually want to.

[@austinvisconti]

@@xan8466 that's bc you're either 12 or have a teeny tiny little brain

[@angqueque]

he seems like the type of guy to tell the dead body he is working on a joke and then after a couple seconds he says "wow tough crowd"

[@danielacasas7420]

this comment sent me omg hahaha

[@christianiquesmith7899]

LMAO

[@tupenny1331]

I’d laugh in the after life

[@sirmize1230]

I’m dead 😂

[@sydneylauren2306]

@@sirmize1230 I guess you'll see him soon then 😂

[@katieedwards5926]

I’ve rewatched this guy’s videos SOOO many times because I am just IN LOVE with this man.

[@chriswharton]

A very good mate of mine’s family have been the top funeral directors in my State in Australia since the late 1800s. His late father was an extremely close friend. What I’ve discerned is that it is almost vocational for this family. Of course it’s a business, but the humanity and the human touch is always paramount. The respect and the straight out professionalism is enormous. Their family business Bowra and O’Dea is without a doubt one of the most respected in any area of business in Western Australia.

[@bt70a9]

"I have probably put on more bra's, than I have taken off in my life"' This is a man who will never lie, I trust him already.

[@itismetotori]

Ikr

[@DirtyLillNeo]

This guy is freaking hilarious. The sense of humor he has (though it looked like it cut a little close) is wonderful. And honestly thinking about it, I'm sure lots of people die without a bra (like heart attack in the shower or what not) so he's probably put on 100's if not more. So unless you're an alpha Chad (/s)... he's got us all beat

[@benjaminvdvyt]

@@DirtyLillNeo I don't think it matters what you wore when you died... If you watched the whole thing, about all the fluids, cleaning etc, then surely they will put on clean clothes.

[@DirtyLillNeo]

@@benjaminvdvyt so what your saying is, he's even more of a legend than before lol

[@lezanji1884]

@@DirtyLillNeo necrophilia

[@whixkeyofficial]

He looks like the type of person to prepare a body to classical music in a dim lit room with the lights flickering.

[@sagisdoodleverse9696]

He seems really cool tbh

[@kojoano]

.... and then takes off his apron once the meal preparation is complete and it’s ready. He grabs his plate and gets his sparkling clean utensils ready, knives and forks. Says a quick prayer to Satan and proceeds to dig in by first cutting off a slice of thigh flesh; seasons it with the finest Moroccan spices and takes a huge bite with a big grin on his face 😈

[@ubuu7]

this music in particular starting around 1 minute in kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHy1Z3WQrapnr8k#t=1m

[@rachelwoodruff5259]

not lights candles but yes I agree

[@namja833]

perfect movie scene

[@HR-wd6cw]

I had read that in regards to exhumation the condition of the body really depends on many factors, including environment and how well the casket and burial vault are sealed (particularly against moisture) and also how well the embalming is done. Obviously someone who is not buried in a vault or perhaps in a wooden casket likely will not be preserved as long as someone in a metal casket with seals, or even a lead-lined casket as is the case I think with royalty (such as what former queens and kings were often buried in).

[@theortheo2401]

My man must be so calm in his counsciousness to be a mortician like this. Like seriously.

[@samuelpearson]

You know he's a mortician when he says, "fun blood sucking device."

[@saastorx]

Facts

[@elokin300]

Or a vampire.

[@haleemabegum8573]

@@elokin300 or both

[@jackmariner]

This ones for closing mouths: *painful clamping sound

[@RG_Rizzy]

@@elokin300 i was gonna make the same joke

[@Final_Boss]

This guy clearly puts the "fun" in funeral.

[@lyzur]

word

[@pauls7863]

YOU beat me to it!!!!

[@nezn8]

fun pronounced fyoon in fyoo-nr-uhl

[@TheCuteMaster]

Underrated comment. 😂

[@user-oq9vk2bp8f]

Big bang theory fan spotted

[@g.p.d.2220]

What a great video! We always had those questions -and we didn’t want, or know who, to ask. He answers them all- even the silly ones- some with seriousness and some with humour.

[@cole4430]

so much respect to you man. doing the things most people won’t just so the families have a more decent experience. and what a spot on swedish chef impersonation 😭🙌🤘

[@dieselbun]

His name, style, and profession is straight out of a Tim Burton film

[@TheCatWrangler]

and his last name is Sweeney. lol

[@zewdae8847]

ikr it's so crazy

[@PrincessofKeys]

@@TheCatWrangler As another comment said Victor Frankenstein and Sweeny Todd lol

[@okiedokie2840]

Fr

[@Anonymous-wi6ig]

@@TheCatWrangler no way lmfao

[@tobiasreiersen7397]

He looks exactly like how Pixar would have drawn a mortician

[@shrawanideshpande]

Yes😂❤️

[@NostalgiaEdits111]

No

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Maybe

[@cad1848]

So

[@kool5962]

Maybe

[@artoridagon3847]

What a charming man for a mortician, who are usually not known for being the most sociable of professions

[@JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts]

Victor has a great personality. Well done.

[@HugoAraiza0902]

“I’ve put on more bras than I’ve taken off” He just like me fr

[@thechef1190]

No, he has put on more bras, but still taken off some, while you have neither put on nor taken off any bras

[@RandomPerson0646]

@@thechef1190 and how do you know if they haven't?

[@user-db2fk3fu2v]

@@thechef1190 that's brutal

[@jbizzle1018]

Me too! 100%

[@thechef1190]

@@RandomPerson0646 Well, the guy in the video has 3 children, so I expect he has taken off some bras to make those. At the same time, I don’t think the guy in the comment has put on bras on dead people, so if he has put on 0 bras, and says that has less bras taken off than put on, you can get the answer pretty easy

[@leerain0871]

“I’ve put on more bras than I have taken off” this guy is a legend and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@Relevart9169]

He is not even ugly or rude. He has such sweet personality and laugh 😭

[@robotic7335]

@@Relevart9169 not ugly? Honestly no one is really ugly on this planet all comes down to personal opinions and different interests in peoples looks

[@SilkyLew]

@@robotic7335 No there are ugly people

[@TheBreadSalesman]

@@SilkyLew Like you

[@SilkyLew]

@@TheBreadSalesman Thanks for agreeing with me.

[@guineveredawn]

What an interesting man, also seems to have a good sense of humour about his profession. Nice job!

[@talah27]

Respect to this guy. I definitely wouldn't have what it takes to prepare a dead body.

[@DiamondDude11]

The name “Victor M. Sweeney” really sounds like a comic book villain’s name But in real life, he’s just a polite and professional mortician

[@matlynlang3463]

He looks scary to me in the most innocent way.

[@zzztriplezzz5264]

Victor Frankenstein 😯

[@jarekwrzosek2048]

I mean it combines the names of Dr. Frankenstein and Demonic Barber of Fleet Street. Kinda fitting for a Mortician TBH...

[@eviltuqueque8800]

just like a comic book villain

[@starsallaround]

nahh i feel it fits him being a mortician so well, also like a tim burton movie

[@whatsmyname7218]

the fact that he looks like someone straight out of a Tim Burton movie makes this video 100000 times better.

[@liv4358]

His last name is literally sweeney.

[@madmattgaming3951]

@@liv4358 lmfao, his full name is Victor M. Sweeney. Freaking golden.

[@leoshork]

@@madmattgaming3951 That's perfect! Lol

[@saadkhalid7734]

@@madmattgaming3951 double reference!

[@lillyd]

Even his name fits the aesthetic

[@haunted.doll.s]

Watching this after my grandpa’s funeral is surprisingly comforting

[@lucasdiassilveira9762]

I love how the guy that works with dead bodies is one of the most positive and extroverted people i've seen in this channel. Perhaps working with the living is more stressful than the dead

[@eughoo4705]

"future corpse? aren't we all?" THIS GUY

[@sarcasm9720]

💀

[@lincolnlandon6799]

☠

[@lebz752]

⚰️

[@thisguy3367]

@@icecreamsolider2919 This Guy

[@i.o.0916]

Lol I KNOW RIGHT 😆

[@thesonofdarkness936]

"I've put on more Bras than I taken them off" ooh... Self-Burn, those are rare...

[@terminator3000]

Maybe he has taken of a lot of bras, but put on a lot more. Also, if you take of the same bra more than once does it count double? If his wife has, lets say thirty bras and every evening he takes one of them off, that are still only thirty bras.

[@theonering1600]

@@terminator3000 big brain time

[@Bunny_Bill]

😂

[@mtgalib862]

Noice

[@leoniee1545]

@@terminator3000 dude I think there are few women who have more than 10 bras. Most probably have 5. But 30?! That's just crazy. I myself have about 12 bras and I consider that a lot. Of those 12 I wear 3 regularly.

[@nakamotoiyaaaa]

Him: Future Corpse… *aren’t we all* lmao i love his humor

[@Myzelfa]

It amazes me that there are enough people in the world who are willing to do this.

[@iimoxha3908]

Him ending the video :”I’ll see you soon “ *sweat intensifies

[@adulithien]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ddeyoung73]

😅🤣

[@sobosoup]

I feel like that’s a threat /j

[@jesscook2207]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@Crimson19977]

😭😂

[@celestial2112]

this seems like the type of guy u meet late at a bar and never forget

[@Kinobambino]

Then you turn around to pick up your drink and look back and he's gone

[@MartinMartinez-uw9ox]

Totally. Muppets song included

[@911_terrorist]

I agree with both yours and @Kino Dizzle 's comment🤣

[@jacobishere5189]

@@Kinobambino If you have to turn around to pick up your drink, you shouldn’t drink it.

[@alangabrielnietosaavedra3639]

And then you passed away instantly and wake up locked into his basement.

[@indigochild58]

This channel is “Wired.” I just need one with this guy only!! 👍

[@bluestrife28]

This guy is cool because he’s in a hard field , I even see he’s aware that ppl are often creeped out by this topic so he handles it well, with kind of a “I know this grosses you out but just listen” vibe. Awesome.

[@AndreaXV]

Basically being a mortician is like being a surgeon without the risk of messing up really bad, i like that.

[@alexia8434]

Very true! But there’s also the esthetic part cuz you also do what a makeup artist would do and you fix their hair eccetera so not only surgeon

[@leonova5060]

You might as well become a coroner

[@blackmould]

that’s literally what i say to explain why i want to be a mortician asdfjgkhllh

[@leftblank131]

Dunno, what if they make a zombie? Those movies never end well...............

[@AndreaXV]

@@leftblank131 bruh, beating zombies is really the easiest task for humanity, think about it, they are basically dead meat, they would freeze in cold environments and explode in hot environments, they don't have a brain, they don't feel pain nor fear and they cannot cure damaged body parts. Don't forget their only way to reproduce is by facing their biggest enemy. And dude, humanity is specialized in killing things, we brought species to extinction without effort. If a zombie apocalypse hits the world, go to your favourite videogame store, buy a couple of games and just enjoy the free vacation.

[@lilyhenson6352]

“Victor M. Sweeney” HIS NAME AND CLOTHES FIT HIS JOB SO WELL HES LIKE A TIM BURTON CHARACTER I LOVE IT

[@szwniki]

EXACTLY CJDKSKDH 💀💀💀

[@glassofwater281]

I weirdly wanna see a movie or short about him

[@boricua88ish]

I wonder why a lot of morticians dress vintage like that, there was a mini docu series on this one female mortician that was literally the female version of this guy humor and all lol

[@raylenemadrid1634]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@beardedpanda5086]

I thought the exact same thing!!!

[@user-vt5qg7hj1m]

6:14 I love that he made it sound like those are the only two options, like other funeral directors won't handle organ donations. He is the only one.

[@nikolistreeter796]

well said! I enjoyed this alot.

[@alfredruss5174]

He looks like a horror movie antagonist that's actually smart and makes plans for his victims

[@debbyryan4670]

yes.

[@Always_has_been]

More like a cool npc, that would give you strange side quests.

[@dreamweavergamesyt9939]

Honestly looks like the reanimator

[@october1634]

@@dreamweavergamesyt9939 exactly what he reminded me of, kind of talks like him too

[@Rougesteelproject]

I want this guy to play Black Hand in a Green Lantern movie or something.

[@wilburson]

I love how he’s referring to dead people like they’re his customers.

[@veronicasencion3152]

Technically they are lmao 💀

[@youtubesuspendedmyaccountf2855]

I'd like to see a karen ghost wanting to speak to this guy's manager

[@anondecepticon]

Aren’t they though?

[@user-yp6ho9cd8z]

Im dead lMAO--😭😭🤚

[@coffee5858]

Most people who are lucky enough like elderly or people who are knowing they will die soon actually are asked to call people like him before hand to see how much everything will cost.

[@dorsahz5359]

I love his humor 😇 thanks for the video and the informations