John Doyle's "Bipartisan" Case For Trump

[@dragongirl7978]

Jake: "What moral positions does Donald Trump have that are appealing to the Left?” Me: "What moral positions does Donald Trump have?"

[@owenbarnes7186]

He's not started any new wars ans is against killing babies. Also he is anti crime.

[@fartrhino]

That "commercial" should terrify every human being on this planet.

[@boggzilla]

Brooooo. I’m crying.

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

John "The Right is too left" Doyle wanted people to vote for trump. I'm in shock.

[@nikkidevitz]

"imagine my shock"

[@AhoyitsChristian]

If you listen closely you can hear the Copium hissing

[@ChillAssTurtle]

I couldn't hear it over my own hopium consumption.

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

so that's the noise I was hearing!!

[@unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083]

You sure it's not just his opioids?

[@Cheezus]

People needing multiple jobs to barely scrape by invalidate any claims of good job market gains.

[@unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083]

Nice dog whistles, John, now can you please tell me how to calm my dog down.

[@manderly33]

Biden and Jill also made a lot of their money *after* he was Veep, from speeches and teaching. His wage as a Senator was high, but he also to live in DC (which is very expensive) and Delaware, plus kids to raise, as a single dad for much of the time.

[@randombloke165]

Idk if it’s just the paraphernalia all around him, but for some reason John Doyle always seems like he’s hardcore LARPing.

[@coronato7988]

he most certainly is

[@Gloomdrake]

And yet he had the audacity to call out LARPing

[@Xynth22]

He is. That is literally what is intro is as well.

[@ridjenite]

@Brother Sanguinary I was in the Navy. He would have jumped ship.

[@Nirual86]

that commercial was definitely LARPing

[@inTIMMYdator44]

Just want to add another kind of dry fire training, since the technique jake mentioned is more specific to reaction times and defense shooting. If you want to hit bullseyes all day step 1 is dry fire training. You need a level target, distance is kind of irrelevant. Youll wanna work on stance, breathing, and a consistent trigger pull. Your goal is to aim, fire, hold it, and be pointed at the same spot exactly. Call of duty lies, you dont shoot after taking a breathe, you shoot while exhaled. Lower onto your target as you exhale, and squeeze the trigger. Hold it, see that youre on target, and reset. While this doesnt carry over directly to defensive shooting, it is crucial to becoming a more accurate shooter, and is just as if not more valuable than range time

[@jaqm7343]

The cost of business should be to benefit society

[@docterfantazmo]

1:24:58 Did the "Heck off commie" guy just criticize spotlighting Russian interference as archaic?

[@ToxicTerrance]

Lol. Whatta dope.

[@BethDiane]

"The economy was roaring under Trump." What's he smoking? I live in a college town, and you can tell there's a recession in the offing when all the local cafes start cutting their hours right and left.

[@masterjereel5307]

By economy he means the stock market and the stock market only, he may not say it but that’s always the case when conservatives talk about “the economy”. Most of them only care about their investment portfolios

[@jackcharlotte25]

I moved out of my own college town a year ago BECAUSE the job market was so bad

[@Saltyoven]

That and job numbers. Both mean nothing for most people

[@galaxybrain5391]

until COVID for various reasons

[@PinkkElephantt]

He keeps saying 'All of the sudden' and it's really really bugging me.

[@SkulloMad]

John doesn't even support liberalism as an idea, that's the least left you can go politically in the USA and he thinks it's evil. His bipartisan theories for supporting Trump are irrelevant on the basis of his own values.

[@self-hatingsemantics6984]

Wait John Doyle is a human being? I thought it was a really insipid animatronic.

[@self-hatingsemantics6984]

@Brother Sanguinary Too scary!

[@self-hatingsemantics6984]

@Brother Sanguinary "It's amoral to spend your basket of exotic butters helping the poor!"

[@TheBonkleFox]

I can't tell which is worse; Afton's kid-killing fetish that continues to defy death, or Doyle's thinly-veiled Nazi simping.

[@self-hatingsemantics6984]

@@TheBonkleFox I don't know who the first person is but they seem like a very terrible person!

[@ArtsyGalGames]

Thank you for your work mr corn boy!

[@HarryS77]

That Garand should be a Gewehr.

[@GreenEarth20]

underrated comment lad

[@tamil8108]

[Insert CoD meme here]

[@andrewreiter5664]

Every time I see that M1 in the Doyle's backdrop wall, I think it looks an airsoft gun. Good chance it's reproduction, but just annoys me that it is there and I can't quite tell. It's almost as annoying as his voice.

[@OfficerDva444]

If it's real I feel bad for a historical gun to be in the possession of this kid.

[@airbenderbbx]

GROSSE POINTE Makes too much sense.

[@lizzyslayer6378]

Watching John Doyle play with guns like he just did makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

[@fangsabre]

Children really shouldn't play with guns

[@JohnThelin]

"All of THE sudden"? *gag*

[@docterfantazmo]

Soooooo... was that commercial, like, a normal thing in America? Is that something people do over there, regularly???

[@lactofermentation]

I. Uh. No. It's weird and incredibly cringy even by US standards.

[@ditzyhere3138]

When I graduated high school I had a hard time finding any kind of job because I had no experience (my parents didn't allow kids to work unless they had their own car and how you're supposed to get a car without a job ???). I saw an want ad in the newspaper for picking tobacco over the summer and was gonna apply for that and my mom wouldn't let me because it was too hard of a job.

[@lanceuppercut5990]

i like to listen this kid talk about what it means to be a man lol

[@roosterssaloon]

"our ppl" oh jfc

[@hairless_wizard]

Why is Jake Corn King instead of Corn Colonel

[@cronical246]

M4A would be good for smol business. . . Repubs: But Socialism

[@helios566]

Nothing proves to me John Doyle is a LARPer more than him racking the slide after every single shot smh.

[@witchflowers6942]

that is a giant charcoal-black egg behind John's head, i will not be convinced otherwise.

[@tamil8108]

LARPY shit, a ww2 helmet and garand blah blah blah. Shit optics from a guy who is competing to be an even more insufferable Benny Shapiro.

[@boggzilla]

The military trains with blanks? They don’t just dry fire weapons? Tf? That shit was so funny, I’m literally crying.

[@hailsateen9219]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 want to do karate in the garage John Doyle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SplotPublishing]

LOL His sponsor product turns a real gun into a toy. I see no way this could go wrong.

[@SinthiaVicious]

In addition to the oil pipeline Haliburton intends to build through Afghanistan, the Taliban had done the impossible by eradicating the Afgani poppy fields. Since the invasion and occupation Afghanistan has more opium exports than ever(thanks to the farmers receiving modern farming equipment, supplies and the training and support to turn their antiquated poppy market into a modern, cash crop-based economy). Additionally, there is now a significant Mexican heroin production industry and a Chinese synthetic opiate industry, aka black market fentynal. This expanded and diversified opiate market means street heroin is cheaper, stronger, more available, and therefore more deadly dangerous than ever.

[@chocolatecoveredspam]

John Doyle holding a gun puts me in fight or flight mode

[@paul8683]

You are in a corn suit but this guy is the one that looks like a muppet without trying. I feel sore for this kid.

[@bestaqua23]

I can sea all of his points and non of them actually lead to Tramp

[@thesayerofing]

45:32 for larping. Can this kid please get sponsored by BUDK or something. I need more. More.

[@thelonebeed]

He needs more mall swords

[@everforward5561]

John looks so goddamned uptight and uncomfortable as his speech speeds up. You just KNOW this guy is suppressing some kind of deep-seated something. I'm not sure what that "something" is, but one day it's going to explode out of him.

[@TheAsianCutie93]

I mentioned this in Hannah’s video about him, but John reminds me of a kid I went to high school with. Very strict Catholic, uptight and conservative, and was always tense because he was actually envious of people getting laid / not being restrained by religion to explore their sexuality or identity. That guy is now a left-leaning liberal (even more-so then myself) and is agnostic after reading the Bible and having sex.

[@tamil8108]

Trip on some MdMA or LSD, and grt laid is what I always say.

[@BruthaMuzone]

John says words here.

[@TheDeluche]

13:40 exactly and that’s how australia avoided the Great Recession. They have a way higher minimum wage and had a culture of not using credit or borrowed money to buy things. They have a government infrastructure that supported and provided adequate welfare to lower income individuals as well as to all students. Those people then had the funds to support themselves as well as spend some of that money and feed it back into the system to buy things and keep the economy running while america was crashing.

[@matthewgagnon9426]

If I were the company making those laser bullets I would be paying Doyle to *not* mention my product and to delete that video entirely. Good lord.

[@priestpilot]

Yep I do agree with you with the concept of public healthcare being good for keeping a healthy workforce, which is good for the economy. Here in Canada, if we get injured or sick, we immediately go to the clinic without a thought about how to pay for it. Then we get better and can go back to being productive at our jobs!

[@cedrove7513]

Did he really fucking T-pose at the start of the video...

[@blitzwinters5687]

Maybe this varies branch by branch, but I was in the Navy. I never did dry fire training. That was not a thing. Also, that gun was not recoiling at all, so you're not really learning how to deal with said recoil.

[@JovanDacic]

I feel dirty for having witnessed John "more situations!!" Doyle's literal boomhard fetish.

[@SplotPublishing]

As a single parent, uh, no, I knew exactly what would happen when we stuck the ding dong in the hoo-ha. What I didn't know was that dad was gonna turn out to be worthless and babies are more expensive than you can imagine, esp. when they have birth medical problems. But sex ed wouldn't have fixed any of that. Free healthcare would have helped a lot. Better job opportunities would have helped. Sex ed. helps, but it's not the answer to single parenthood.

[@overlordcacius]

A concise explanation of economics by a guy in a corn suit.

[@algi1]

57:25 This idealizing of industrialization really sounds like what was going on under Stalin. Stahanovism, steel workers, proud tractor drivers.

[@Masterpickl1]

Is he even 21? Legal age to own a pistol in Mi?

[@johnfoppiano7058]

I honestly don't know why I'm going to watch this???? Oh ya! I need to fill some time while I'm working. This better be good Cornboy!

[@NinjaRodent]

F for poor eddie getting yeeted from the chat

[@tamil8108]

Actually, we're losing jobs to automation too. Funny he doesn't mention that.

[@jonnytorres664]

they not for re-election aged like fiiiine wine

[@ToxicTerrance]

Ah yes, the kid with a swastika behind him is going to give me an unbiased opinion on voting for Trump. 😂😂🤣🤣

[@FrancoAurelio]

do you even know what the poster says

[@GokoArkham]

36:02 "John Doyle is just propaganda at this point" *Astronaut cocks gun* Always has been

[@ephre]

Is Jake always corn now? and what happened to Hugo?

[@naturalistmind]

i just started investing in stocks on a small scale and it only reaffirms to me that that shit needs to be taxed as much as possible

[@OfficerDva444]

Larper talks about larping....

[@OfficerDva444]

So he's from Michigan? hope he doesn't pull his maga bs on the wrong side of Detroit one day sheeh

[@secretmasculinity]

You actually provided none counter arguments. All you did was laughing in a cringe way.

[@FrancoAurelio]

and he blamed it on capitalism whenever John pointed out issues.

[@rckli]

Jake: McCain pushed for “opening immigration” from their view. You’re talking about McCain, an actual republican, not a typical rino

[@greysnake2903]

Good

[@gypsylee333]

He has such a weird head shape. Between him and Charlie Kirk, maybe there is something to this phrenology after all....

[@explodingcrack435]

Around 1:05:07 I looked up the author of that paper. Ya hes the director for special projects at the Federation of American Immigration Reform, an anti-immigrant non-profit. Gee I wonder if it might be biased John

[@OfficerDva444]

How long before John Doyle becomes the Bi part of Bipartisan?

[@algi1]

47:24 OMG, they didn't cut it. :D

[@KestrelDC]

I’m not against the idea of like fake shooting with no actual bullets, could be fun, there’s a reason Nerf guns exist, but like wtf was that commercial? Was it trying to make a point? Or just be funny and amusing? Either way it failed hard! Like.... what even was that?!

[@dasfowler]

He's like 13 presidents off with the whole "Spread democracy" thing. That was Wilson's thing and became Nixon's thing. It wasn't Bush Sr.'s thing until it was super passe. It was his big campaign platform because he wasn't Reagan so he needed something. Like right off the bat he's basically undermining all his own points with shoddy history.

[@sorcererinasweater7670]

What if a foreign country has policies that actively harm people, though? Like what if a country is anti-LGBT and imprisons LGBT people? What should other countries do? And is there anything we can even do?

[@josh-oo]

Sanctions. Don't export to those countries. Don't help them fight whatever armed conflicts they end up in. That's what other countries can do, and that's all they should do.

[@sorcererinasweater7670]

@@josh-oo is that even effective?

[@josh-oo]

@@sorcererinasweater7670 I'll let you know as soon as we start doing it against countries like that, instead of just doing it to countries that aren't capitalist.

[@Beemith]

@@sorcererinasweater7670 apartheid in south africa was a good example of this working.

[@sorcererinasweater7670]

@@Beemith I'm actually not too familiar with that outside of a brief mention in my high school history class. I'll look more into it. Thanks.

[@username59564]

pausing andy

[@KizTheCat]

“He represents the American people” lol not me

[@greatfrito]

Christ, what is wrong with this kid?

[@MikkiPike]

25:00 @nate_jasper, NOT COOL MY GUY.

[@cyansloth1763]

Trump is anti war??? Reh heh heeeallly.....

[@OfficerDva444]

I hope your right Jake about him lying otherwise I have little hope for young conservatives like him.

[@RenoRedhead77]

DEY TERK ER JEERRRRRBS

[@Vina_Ravyn]

Poor kid. Give him a shit job 2 kids and a complaining wife and he'll grow up. ; p

[@tinycrimester]

Lol this milktoast isn't a pioneer of anything. :D

[@tekkokagi6009]

I understand the reason for the chat rules but holy shit the "don't try to springboard into discussions with someone more important than you" is a little bit fucked up coming from a political streamer especially.

[@dasfowler]

"They support endless wars and the military industrial complex..." *5 mins later* "The US Military, epic guys!" I smell a shill.

[@PierceTheVeil-hrt]

This is a really angry 15-year-old.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

4:26 = Well, to be fair, spreading democracy to countries like Afghanistan & Iraq IS, I think, a very good idea. :-) Now, we can argue about how we should have done that, but at the end of the day, Iraq & Afghanistan are free from the tyranny of cruel dictators & extremist terrorist groups, & that's all that should really matter. ^_^

[@Rusty-Shackleford69]

The issue is spreading our view to countries that have no interest in them. Next this has shown to create massive civilian casualties and create massive de stabilization via power vacuums that will be fought to fill for years to come.

[@manderly33]

Whoa. No they are not. What are you talking about?

[@manderly33]

Plus a lot of people died and there was a ton of destruction. This is a psychopathic take.

[@Rusty-Shackleford69]

@@manderly33 I don't understand how nation building and the destruction and death caused for literal minerals is moral. But that's just my opinion.

[@josh-oo]

@@Rusty-Shackleford69 I'm pretty sure Amanda was agreeing with you.

[@OfficerDva444]

Trump is Wall Street ffs

[@Thunder103093]

i liked the video, until Jake's bs rant on manufacturing jobs.

[@shadeyshroomy4006]

Nuclear is better than green Enegry but this is just me talking about how Nuclear Power is good.

[@micromints1735]

46:00 OH MY GOD HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE RACE RIOTS

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

"THE RACE WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"~John Doyle, playing Lazer Tag in his garage, 2020

[@micromints1735]

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong *John Doyle waltzes into children's Lazer Tag at Bouncy Castle* Employee: Sir, can you please wear a mask? Doyle: Wow, do you hate my freedom? *dumps 14 dollars and runs into Lazer Tag area before beating up 9-year olds*

[@AC-fd8yu]

Corn 🌽 Corn 🌽 Corn 🌽

[@avalonofbabylon3024]

I'm older than this boomer larper lol

[@conhuevos8927]

11:06 that’s a yikes take from Jake.

[@benmiller537]

Fucking hell fix your audio.

[@epaomirimiri]

Man, I used to love TBR and TQR but I really have trouble enjoying this. Jake is like, ruder than Vaush somehow. Needs Hannah around to balance him out.

[@foldesijanos2375]

Eric Cartman! Watching videos of others and twisting their words is just crap and coward content! You are better than this!

[@yorgivon-schmourgeussborgi]

I feel like this is off bran Vaush and Idk yet

[@benadrylcumberbun]

I guess literally just because they're both leftist streamers. They have very little in common as far as presentation goes.

[@adeer87]

I like Jakey boi better, but then again I’ve been watching him for many years.

[@micromints1735]

He's better considering he had a career before this and isn't a pedophile

[@inTIMMYdator44]

I like em both, but thats kinda dumb to say. He predates vaush, and does a different style of content lol. Theyre just husky leftists

[@devcron7041]

@@micromints1735 Vaush ain't a pedo he's addressed this like 100674584668 times

[@seto749]

A vote for Mr Trump was a vote for overturning Obergefell and Lawrence. A vote for Mr Biden was a vote for overturning Lawrence and Obergefell. For at least the last twenty years I would never have voted for either of them, and didn't this time.

[@disciplineistruefreedom8983]

Dude your commentary is just insults I’m fine criticizing people but if your criticism is just insults then don’t do these vids

[@DaviniaHill]

Pro life isn't about saving unborn babies? No such thing as "unborn babies", once a fetus is born then it becomes a baby.