John Guesses Vento Aureo Stands

So recently I got my buddy John Welsh hooked on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Before starting Part 3, I showed him a bunch of Stands from across the series and had him guess their names and powers. There is more to come, this is part 3 of 5, which is, confusingly, about Part 5.

[@PureBoi]

"He actually kicks more than punches" 7 page muda: Am i a joke to you?

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

im want die should be stand name and it can make bridgs with macronee

[@jojokes_n_stuff]

@DIO Brando Hey DIO, when you're screwing girls do you ask Jonathan does he enjoy this?? Honestly I bet you do with your gay ass! -Triggered Joseph Joestar

[@Hydrastudios16]

I guess so

[@ryleybrooks73]

Angry Pingu hello old friends

[@jojokes_n_stuff]

@@ryleybrooks73 Hello

[@sageee404]

G.e.r summed up “Not funny” *”didn’t happen”*

[@kyuura4324]

King Crimson summed up: Diavolio has save states

[@siggy2508]

@@kyuura4324 no that would be bites the dust, king crimson is more like skipping 10 seconds in a youtube video

[@gladandsad2581]

@@siggy2508 I did that today!

[@syrilascended1172]

@@siggy2508 nah its just: *LAG* but only one person has good wifi

[@desire9308]

Why is this so fucking correct

[@shadekiller4200]

How they just gonna skip the real purple haze and Sex Pistols

[@WhyFi59]

They forgot about Fugo as much as Araki smh

[@edgarvega5859]

Also Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, etc.

[@shadekiller4200]

True

[@DissedRedEngie]

Man, Part 5 had so many good stands. Meanwhile in part 6: my stand can detect wind movement... That's it. Also part 6: my stand makes people angry... That's it Also also part 6: I AM VERY SUICIDAL AND I THINK MY STAND KILLS SOMEONE WHEN I TRY TO KILL MYSELF.

[@waker_link]

@@DissedRedEngie yeah, most of part 6 stands are extremely mediocre at best, which honestly makes the entire part way more boring

[@starman6392]

*Proceeds to call Abbachio's Stand Metallica* Risotto: *screams in razor*

[@transboi4754]

Razors are terrifying

[@transboi4754]

And razors are painful when thrown up

[@themememeister8382]

Risotto:NOOOOO!!!!1!1!!11! YOU CANT JUST WITHSTAND MY ATTACK Doppio: haha razor go AAAAAA-

[@neonix761]

@Leone Abbacchio he literally killed you and you just say "best boy" like what the hell

[@neonix761]

@Leone Abbacchio bruh have you lost your memories like gappy? imma send a link

[@135roze]

Why write paragraphs about GER's ability when you can just sum it up in one word: “No”

[@codebracker]

That's not what happened

[@amogusgaming4459]

codebracker really? I thought he negates all attacks

[@azureiceflare4243]

Norbu that’s the joke- it’s kind of like no that’s not what happened

[@codebracker]

@@azureiceflare4243 Yeah like when someone has a flashback and someone says "wait I was there, that's not what happened"

[@HumbleShelf]

u

[@richell555]

No one: Narancia: Theres a shark in my soup

[@firepuppies4086]

There's no shark in my soup*

[@shadowtheretard5362]

I always say it with woody's voice *"there's a S H A R K in mah S O U P"*

[@leventenagy1488]

W H E R E I S M A H S U P E R S U I T ? !

[@twitchgraal9030]

@@leventenagy1488 Theres a snake in my boot.

[@zedantXiang]

Chinese restoraunt intensified.

[@MrLCGO]

-"Honestly, I'm still excited to see how they beat these kinds of powers" -"It's called G.E.R." -"Oh..." Same.

[@robyn6455]

if requiem wasnt a thing i thought giorno would beat diavolo by using his life giver ability, like with bruno where he accelerates his consciousness, but it somehow fucks with diavolos time skip idk how itd work but i think it would be cool

[@basedimperialism]

@@robyn6455 Giorno accelerates Diavolo's timeskip to the point where Diavolo skips over the entirety of the universe, and thus essentially removes himself from existence?

[@Kosaku-kawajiri]

​@@robyn6455 did you think Diavolo will let Giorno hit he?????

[@HuneeBruh]

@@robyn6455that’d be cool, he would think he’s skipping over 10 seconds when in reality it’s only been a few milliseconds

[@ThatOneCarrot_]

​@@basedimperialism Made in Crimson?!

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

*Beach Boys* * a fishing rod withbthe power that makes people think they're fish* Weather Report: *exists*

[@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079]

Its like a requiem of that idea lol. It doesnt just make them think they are fish, it makes them fish.

[@Scazoid]

F r o g s

[@halfhorse4565]

@@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 nah.... If you read it until the end, it says it just makes people turn into a snail.

[@siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079]

@@halfhorse4565 Its cause is subliminal messages that make them think they are snails tho.

[@mechatecha8514]

@@Scazoid *snails*

[@wickedgrimm3270]

remove cause from effect= king crimson remove effect from causes= G.E.R

[@SonicSuperSpeed1]

WickedGrimm that.....actually explains them perfectly

[@kanekinzinzin]

Example: you died on minecraf but you never saw what happened You died in minecraft but you will never reach respawn screen(dying infinitely)

[@cahruun]

Yeah, ger just cancels out king crimson. If diavolo wasn’t stupid he could’ve still won against it if he used kc to mitigate ger’s effect

[@giornogiovanna729]

@@cahruun He already used KC's ability, Giorno was in the "subspace" of it's ability, but G.E.R just said "nope, not happening" and reversed it/reset it unto zero. Pretty much like Jotaro moving in the stopped time of The World. (I mean, just imagine as if Jotaro never achieved the time stop ability)

[@Dino-er8tp]

Actually its more like KC skips the effect, and GER resets to 0

[@jpz.8772]

"What's a good Christian rock band?" "Metallica"

[@asmodeus58XX]

W.A.S.P. is now a Christian band, and they're better than they'd ever been as deviants IMHO.

[@thatsahumanperson1049]

My favorite Christian rock band is “Duwong”

[@jeremysorejian]

Casting crowns Newsboys Nah METALLICA

[@ddomenicoeeziommancini]

Powerwolf

[@l_ndonmusic]

I was legit about to call it “Jesus Freak”

[@sniddler9114]

The best way to describe GER is "Ctrl + Z"

[@hyperiusnovani]

That explanation also suits *Killer Queen: Bites The Dust* very well

[@masarusenpai1952]

A better way to explain it is to continuously press 1 on your laptop while watching this video

[@hyperiusnovani]

@@masarusenpai1952 but every time you do that, you also know what happened in the 10 seconds you skipped.

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Sniddler It’s basically just time keeps moving, but it can make things that happened, not happen.

[@LoudPlateAndy]

Screw that... Just click the pause button and you'll what's that stand

[@_Mingus_]

Her power is seduction No, her power is she makes things soft. Me: So, the opposite.

[@shopliftedtiara]

damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing

[@michaelecklund9017]

She cant make me soft

[@6nefarious979]

Michael Ecklund no idea what you’re implying but...NIGGA SHE 15

[@wrytard3876]

Kel’Thiroth she is legal in italy

[@looped_z301]

He said the stand has “birthing hips”

[@TheAweDude1]

Best way to explain Red Senpai: You ever played an online game and lagged out? Where you're doing a thing, then you lag out for a few seconds, you're character is still doing the things, but you have no idea what is happening. KC is like forcing the entire world to lag out.

[@patrickripleyiii134]

TheAweDude1 HOW DOES IT WORK, IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU CAN STOP TIME, YOU CAN REWIND TIME BUT YOU CANT ERASE TIME , IT SHOULDNT BE THERE

[@TrulySomeone]

patrick ripley iii Erasing time isn’t exactly what happens there. Just imagine that during the “Time Erasure” King Crimson is completely invincible, and people will be forced to carry out whatever action the were fated to do. King Crimson however is completely fine, and is able to do as he pleases, no one is able to move within the “Erased Time”, (Except for G.E.R.) and once the ability is finished, you’ll have absolutely no idea what had just happened during the “Erased Time” and King Crimson can use Epitath during this time to see everyone’s actions on full display (as seen in his first reveal) but now he uses his hair for his “Future Footage”. King Crimson can position himself in accordance to his Epitath’s Footage for him to be in the perfect spot for an attack. This is really why King Crimson is just so powerful. And the stand on itself is different than most others, it doesn’t “stand rush” or use barrage punches, King Crimson just throws out one really, really strong punch, and that’s the fight (See Abacchio for example) . So let’s give an example: If someone were to try to shoot you (Proud Owner of both Epitath and King Crimson) with a gun, you would’ve already known of it happening thanks to Epitath, so all you need to do is to active King Crimson’s “Time Erasure” and wait for the bullet to go through you, then finish the ability. So, basically, you didn’t get shot. No, what happened was that the bullet got shot from the gun, moved a little bit, then got instantly teleported on the other side of you, then just missed. You know why? Because the *time with the impact of the bullet hitting you was completely erased* . The bullet *never* hit you, it didn’t. That’s King Crimson’s ability. Simple? No, understandable? Yes. Tl;dr Read it you mammoni. I really dislike it when people write off King Crimson as a “not really thought through stand with a dumb under-explained overpowered just for the sake of the plot”, when in reality it’s very unique and makes sense. I personally think that G.E.R. is a much weirder stand, but it seems King Crimson just gets the smaller end of the stick... Tl;dr;tl;dr I love King Crimson and i’m sure that this isn’t even comprehensible in any way but whatever.

[@TrulySomeone]

so basically he just DDOSes reality

[@patrickripleyiii134]

Yeah I was joking 😂 I understand his ability, I was just quoting a video of someone who didn't

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

The Japanese pronunciation of King Crimson is “kingu kurimuzon” (sounding like “Kingu Kurimson” because it’s being said by native speakers). Not “Kingu crimsonu”. That just sounds wrong and ugly.

[@misko5877]

Tries to explain Beach boy, explains Heavy weather

[@halodragonmaster]

DiFeral god. This. This exactly.

[@PKmaster12]

*Heavy Fish*

[@gjinhaxhiu2806]

lmao yeah, just change fish with snails

[@petrenicolae3282]

[OCEANIC PREDICTION]

[@C7007]

Beach Boy’s guessed power is so cool -Mista, what are you doing? *trembles on the floor and make wet noises*

[@TheNecronmancer]

LMAO, their is a shark in his soup

[@alexandermueller8987]

*WET NOISES*

[@PearoIGuess]

“Wet noises” p hub intro

[@izzonac6381]

W

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

“Creating decoys” actually sounds like a sick stand ability.

[@Kinography]

Robzilla Venom Snake as a Stand User

[@SnowEspeon]

Abbacchio could *kind of* do that.

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

@@SnowEspeon Yeah, but it wasn't *quite* the same thing.

[@ssstrafe5414]

I mean Paper Moon King from part 8 is sorta like creating decoys

[@SnowEspeon]

@@RegalRoyalWasTaken It's as close as we've gotten in the series so far. Too bad Abbacchio didn't do that more. :(

[@adorluigi]

"Ger is the most broken stand" The World Over Heaven: am I a joke to you?

[@Hydrastudios16]

Yes

[@limptoast]

@@Hydrastudios16 No

[@bluebellgarden4593]

That for a game so it doesn't count

[@limptoast]

@@bluebellgarden4593 It counts Araki was the one that helped write the story.

[@bluebellgarden4593]

@@limptoast does the world over heaven in any JoJo anime or manga? No so it doesn't count in my book but maybe in the future it change

[@Kerubu]

I think the best explanation I've ever heard of King Crimson is "He deletes autonomy."

[@codebracker]

He becomes intangible and causes amnesia

[@imatiu]

He erases cause while effect remains. Basically erases a length of time and anything that happened during, but not the results of it.

[@aaronsound]

What about '''Lags the world for 5 seconds but removes himself from the effect?''

[@codebracker]

@@aaronsound The result is the same, if you don't count epitaph

[@substituteaccount1915]

Ok you know when you fall asleep and time kinda like skips to the morning? Yeaaaaa...

[@hairythepig3260]

How could you not include Purple Haze after John guessed it twice, the man deserves to see it

[@lowqualitytrash7034]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@toetruck1589]

Wait what when

[@lowqualitytrash7034]

@@toetruck1589 once in this video, and once in the stardust crusaders video

[@toetruck1589]

@@lowqualitytrash7034 i see

[@agenta6432]

guessed it more than it was used

[@Kinography]

“I don’t like The Beatles I like George Harrison.” Well good thing While My Guitar Gently Weeps was written and sung by George Harrison.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Kinography 1994 omg, I totally forgot

[@The_Wok115]

I like how it feels like he's acually trying to guess the stand instead of giving up and plunging into the deep end. Its a nice change of pace

[@plantnerd_1147]

little guy gamer I feel like the difference between these and other “guess the stand” videos is that this dude has a solid concept of what stands are and the naming conventions/functions - like, he actually knows what he’s doing lol

[@The_Wok115]

@@plantnerd_1147 true that

[@lavaforevah5869]

*calls requim act 2* Requim:why do I have no self dignity.

[@SnowBaller985]

Requiem

[@shminkl]

Calls requiem requim

[@zaqareemalcolm]

GER really steals?

[@utterclown1580]

Requim

[@bungiesblueflames]

Lava Forevah requim

[@ziryuri]

-Says Moody Blues is Metalica- Me: -DYING FROM LAUGHTER- oooo do we have a treat for you

[@aidan-6635]

That is not a quote

[@evildrhobbes5974]

Aidan - Did they say it was...?

[@worztbeats8189]

the easiest way to explain G.E.R is when you just playing minecraft and you have lag, you break a block and then the item doesn´t comes out, and then the block just appears again like you never broke it, and king crimson is low fps, you´re just walking and then the game freezes and you appear away from when the game freezed, like you keeped going.

[@shiza3440]

One of the best explanations I heard tbh.

[@mlfalcon3976]

KC is just irl lag

[@soulofresolve9514]

KC: lag GER: packet loss

[@mlfalcon3976]

@@soulofresolve9514 yes

[@josephhiers9523]

Naranccia is dumb but he's a good fighter. He uses his stand very well.

[@WilloWly.Beloved]

He's baby

[@Niiue]

WilloWater owo! B A B Y S T A N D O

[@naranciaghirga5711]

Wot did u say?

[@lowqualitytrash7034]

kakyoin in heaven: *VIETNAM FLASHBACK*

[@Esophagus_01]

Narancia is best boi

[@saxosipho]

I think Spice Girl's ability is better described as "elastification" rather than "softening". That one fits Vitamin C a lot better.

[@matikkkii3482]

Yeah I mean, if Trish makes things soft, why does she make me hard?

[@saxosipho]

@@matikkkii3482 She's 16, yo. Also, bad joke.

[@matikkkii3482]

@@saxosipho Its legal in here. Also, what joke?

[@saxosipho]

@@matikkkii3482 Yours.

[@matikkkii3482]

@@saxosipho I don't rememeber making any jokes

[@aidan4529]

This makes me wanna bring up a point: Spice girls can change anything material. *Not called Material Girl* Melones stand can create a child that is evil as will kill you. *Not called Wayward Son* Cinderella can essentially make you look like someone else. *Not called Wannabe*

[@alexboyer6691]

Cinderella is still a pretty fitting name

[@Scorpionspear77]

Scary Monsters can turn people into dinosaurs: Not called Walk the Dinosaur

[@reklawenomor]

Spice Girl softens material, it doesn't change it overall.

[@lucarrie]

**shows a purple stand with smoke around it** John : "is this a [ Purple Haze ]?"

[@lexizallen6290]

G.E.R. effectively adds an "-n't" onto whatever action you are taking.

[@rils]

Skipn’t

[@ragna4101]

Deadn't

[@Tae-N]

Masturbate n't

[@theblev2290]

Necrophilia

[@LowReso1ution]

Death-n't

[@VancePantss]

"He can't stop death." Bucciarati: Am I a joke to you?

[@reddytoplay9188]

Yes

[@reddytoplay9188]

He cannot stop death only prolong it Bucciarati said that his body was decaying already so he would die sooner or later

[@TheLegless101]

@@reddytoplay9188 Tbh I thought Bucciarati's "soul" was already gone and it was just his brain working things out logically. Idk If that was the original intention or not but it seemed like it, they mentioned him seeming mentally colder multiple times, and him not feeling pain ect. But I guess in the end it really just did keep him alive longer.

[@reddytoplay9188]

@@TheLegless101 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqXdmYB8rth4irs His soul stayed in his body but his body was already dead it was deteriorating that is why he didn't feel pain he also explained that he would've died later on anyways

[@Anonymous-73]

He can *sometimes* reverse death, but not prevent

[@Silentking5995]

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club is quite possibly one of the most goddamn JoJo names I ever heard, not gonna lie

[@RoyalBlood1996]

Metallica I'm disappointed he didn't show risotto stand

[@Hydrastudios16]

But... Metallica is Risotto's Stand...

[@eyytea5585]

@@Hydrastudios16 exactly

[@daimyo6752]

Well he couldn't show Risotto stand since he lost his foot.

[@Hydrastudios16]

@@daimyo6752 This mans wins the internet for that joke

[@daimyo6752]

@@Hydrastudios16 Thanks

[@necro819]

I think you guys forgot Mista's, Fugo's, and most of the villains' stands. And the first Requiem stand.

[@WolfHeroEX]

Mista would have been number four, he probably didn't include him out of respect. *nods*

[@necro819]

Then make him number five after Fugo.

[@aaronsound]

Kira's stand was not a requiem,that arrow was diffrent from the one of Part 5,it was something else,close but not entirely true.

[@johon127]

@@aaronsound they're talking about silver chariot requiem but ok

[@ryanepps2183]

First Requiem stand was Deadly Queen in my opinion

[@lordziz]

"Well now we're done with part 5" Black Sabbath, Soft Machine, Kraftwerk, Little Feat, Man in the Mirror, Purple Haze, Talking Head, Notorious BIG, Green Day, Oasis, and Chariot Requiem would like to know your location

[@sol00013]

Lord Ziz what about MEEEEEESSTTAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@stayfrnds3701]

For some reason i read this to the tune of "We didn't start the Fire" and it worked?

[@Flapjack505]

What about SEXU PISTOL

[@nachomori3756]

Sex Pistols whould like to know Your location

[@soconfused8541]

You put talking head but NOT CLASH?

[@LaserThemTheGirl]

GER is basically when you're playing an online game and you suffer from packet loss: You're still doing the inputs but they never reach the server so they don't happen.

[@bit-te]

Dio: let's see my son ability Giorno: *grows plant Dio: kid, you're adopted

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

"Is it just a fishing rod?" Well yes but actually no.

[@PBoten]

"This is Jojo's and people have more blood than usual." Hell yes, Jotaro really needed tobe hospitalized 2 episodes in, let alone the rest of the series.

[@thatoneguyluke4358]

Skip 10 sec in a KZbin video, that is King Crimsons ability. Everything in those 10 seconds still happened but they didnt.

[@russelllim4891]

Huh that makes sense

[@Akira.0.]

King crimson deletes cause from effects

[@thatoneguyluke4358]

@@Akira.0. Thank you thats a better way to put "still happened but they didnt."

[@KNGJOY]

I did that and immediately got to King Crimsons part

[@chhite7590]

GER is going back, but D4C sends you to a universe where the video is different, but infinitely.

[@Michaela_ZC]

Should've explained Spicy Lady better, but whatever, let him experience it himself.

[@andra4504]

s p i c y l a d y.

[@joeywindsor327]

s p i c y l a d y.

[@sebastit7d]

S P I C Y L A D Y

[@jakubdudek1484]

*S P I C Y L A D Y*

[@erkOW114]

*_s p i c y l a d y_*

[@spec7441]

The explanation made King Crimson seem stronger than it is ngl

[@cseijifja]

Because he didnt mention the time limit, or the fact that he cant aparently interact with the world objects during the duration, unless it comes from him, like his blood, he uses it to position hymself where he can instantly kill people after the duration

[@matthewjenkins4391]

I mean a good portion part 5 is them trying to find out a weakness for it, starting with his identity. They needed GER, one of the most powerful stands created to beat it. KC is a stand comparable to the world, which only lost because someone else had the same power, so his strength is pretty bonkers.

[@pdragon619]

@@matthewjenkins4391 Not entirely. The gang were already fighting off Diavolo way better than anyone ever fought against Dio even before getting the arrow. That's actually what makes King Crimson more interesting. It's like the World, but has just enough weaknesses that you can actually fight it. The fact that Bruno was even able to fend off and outmaneuver Diavolo to an extent in their first encounter shows just how much more balanced KC is than the World, because Bruno wouldn't have even gotten a punch off fighting Dio.

[@brennodamicogermani5016]

12:19 For a second I hoped he was going to say “His name is 9/11”

[@GhostGuyGaming]

🅱RUH

[@hibrix7408]

@@GhostGuyGaming yep that's a bruh moment

[@scarlett285]

I love how after each episode John understands the show more and more

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

Holy shit he's pretty good at names

[@wut2697]

"G.E.R is f*cking broken" Well of course because the requiem arrows makes u unstopable !

[@brandont860]

Or it makes u a turtle

[@wut2697]

@@brandont860lol of course it requires strenght

[@JaylanxYT]

Cue the anti-climatic scene where silver chariot requiem trips

[@LinkDing]

Can make zippers I doesn't hurt there's no blood Pesci: an I a joke to you

[@asmodeus58XX]

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI! ARI!!!! ...Arrivederci.

[@kazuhiramiller7945]

I don’t blame John at all for thinking Spice Girls was just a seduction power lol

[@westide3050]

20:25 "I don't like the Beatles" WHAT YOU SINNER!! "I like George Harrison" You're a saint I love you

[@yeastofthoughtsmind9623]

If he likes George Harrison than he really should listen to the White Album. While my Guitar Gently Weeps is among the best songs written by Harrison, imo.

[@brug6110]

"He cant stop death" Bruno: 👀👀

[@scottbruckner4653]

King Crimson is like Editing software or skipping around in a KZbin video.

[@sebass3987]

I feel like he should make a whole episode just for Purple Haze

[@mchoovy6146]

Some of his guesses would be really cool stand ideas

[@heroofthe4-starmastersword526]

Holy shit he got gold experience's name on the 1st try

[@derrickalobou9492]

GG for John

[@TheUcHiHaMaD]

He clearly says in the video that he was already told the name before.

[@heroofthe4-starmastersword526]

@@TheUcHiHaMaD sorry, I made this comment before he said that

[@trufitadeatun1056]

@@heroofthe4-starmastersword526 he got pesci stand tho

[@heroofthe4-starmastersword526]

@@trufitadeatun1056 oh yeah he did

[@taigh1100]

I think king crimson is the most broken cause like you could be fighting them and king crimson could just say like “didn’t happen” Edit: nvm just rewatched the scene where GER game ended king crimson.

[@DM-nw6km]

>mentions purple haze >doesn’t use purple haze

[@Unknown_crusader]

I wouldn't say Narancia is a dumbass, he's just bad at math. He's actually quite good in fights (in my opinion)

[@ventingoreos6843]

Well, I mean it did take him a while to realise that he was shrinking and everything was in fact not growing.

[@Unknown_crusader]

@@ventingoreos6843 true

[@Hydrastudios16]

Yeah, I know. I don't know why I was so harsh on him when we were recording. He is my favorite character in Part 5.

[@tomosan8537]

If your friend can read katakana, he will know the name of Pesci's stand. Its written on it.

[@GalaxyEighty]

Tomosan But he got White Album wrong which is also shown

[@endme344]

bichi boi

[@alchemyc8309]

"He actually kicks more then punches" 7 Page muda: *exists*

[@sayori4568]

When Dio said nani, I had an heart attack

[@Abdega]

Me too… A 「Sheer Heart Attack」

[@lizardo8675]

@@Abdega man that killer joke I'm call u a queen

[@watercat9475]

Ok, I'm in shock because he got some names right

[@TekTheNinja]

Comparing King Crimson to Dragon Ball Super's garbage is more than a little harsh lol. Props for saying Moody Blues doesn't get enough credit! :P

[@poopfarty2631]

Good job on calling out Goku for putting more dye in his hair

[@chromso]

Goku: Dyes hair white also goku: I NOW HAVE OBTAINED GOD. I AM GOD. I CAN ONESHOT YOU.

[@kaikysouza9861]

@@chromso Goku: I can kill you but actually can't

[@phoenix_03e]

G.E.R is basically when you're playing tag with your friend and you tag them and they say "NO"

[@MrJulius64]

Okay, I'm just gonna say it: I /like/ the name Li'l Bomber. It's just a cute name for a smol stand.

[@blinky5247]

Same here

[@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku]

oh and in the English sub narancia says li'l bomber Im dumb and my brain just not remembering it correct cuz i just checked

[@dopaminecloud]

it would probably be okay if Aerosmith wasn't so much better

[@incognitomode670]

Same

[@lyraurrutia7625]

Well, it doesn't really escalate. DIO could kick Diavolo's ass. And Kars could defeat anyone but GER and Tusk Act 4.

[@user-or8ql3fe5v]

Kars would be easily countered by Vanilla Ice or Okuyasu or Illuso. Who cares how immortal he is, if he will be sent to another dimension? Also, I think Fugo could've actually killed him, because Kars can surive anything from the nature, but Purple Haze's virus ISNT from nature. And thats without the fact, that Kars can't even see stands. Heck, he was very close to dying from lava, and stands can do MUCH WORSE things.

[@silverdededestruction2197]

So what you're saying is that young Joseph could beat Diavolo right?

[@XDuh]

@@silverdededestruction2197 well you can't really use that logic in jojo

[@pocoyojones2898]

@@silverdededestruction2197 Battle Tendency is my favorite part and Joseph is my favorite Jojo, but he was nowhere near as powerful as Kars. You have to remember that Joseph beat Kars out of pure luck.

[@zedantXiang]

notorius big and killer queen vs kars

[@cheeseisgoodman425]

Metallica also allows the stand user to have optical camo by using iron to redirect light.

[@TheLegless101]

Yeah, I'm also pretty sure it doesn't enter the victims blood stream, it's just already in the users, and when Risotto gets close enough he can control any metal. Making weapons appear inside people's bodies just happens to be one of the better ways to use it's metal controlling powers. I actually think this was one of the coolest stand and part 5 and I wish Risotto had a bigger part. Though it was a little less powerful because of course in anime someone can survive scissors and razers being spawned in there neck.

[@cheeseisgoodman425]

@@TheLegless101 That makes sense, and man, riiight? It's cool, we'll pretend king crimson activated as the weapons were formed for Araki's sake.

[@cheeseisgoodman425]

@@TheLegless101 Also, yes i agree with Risotto having a bigger part, but at least he displayed that incredible stand's potential very well. Narancia is just a killsteal with hunter killer drone haha .

[@glenndeH]

John: [guesses Purple Haze twice] This goon: [doesn't ACTUALLY show him Purple Haze]

[@hasannaim8381]

me: wow I can barely hear what they're saying let me raise the volume a little.. the video: MAUDMAUDAMUDAMDUAMDUAMDUAMDAMDAUMDAUDMAUDAMDADUAMDUAMDADADMAUDMAUDMUMDAUMDAUMDUAMDUAMDUMDAUDMAUDMAUDMAMAU

[@aspenlog7484]

this guy is incredibly on point

[@duba9018]

G.E.R doesn't removes causes from the effects it does the opposite. It keeps the causes but removes the effect.

[@dillonsullivan6518]

I'd argue that it removes the causes and the effects. He prevents actions from ever even happening to begin with by reverting back to the zero point anytime anything goes wrong

[@pixeltreason2968]

Honestly, araki needs to watch these videos because “backstabber’s” ability is so damn interesting

[@vitre69]

I like how you make a part 5 stand guessing game with a part 4 background based on Killer Queen. You mad lad.

[@SollowP]

Honestly, the best explanation for King Crimson's ability is that episode from Futurama with the Mutant Atomic Supermen. Where the universe starts so jump forward, but no one knows what happens during the time that they skipped, but everything they did during that time still happened.

[@cry9297]

No, it's the KZbin 10 sec skip Only diavolo can see what happens

[@aydinbiber7616]

"It mainly kicks" *Kicks a guy in one fight, rest is punches* "I removes causes from effects" *Actually removes the effect, keeps the cause* Every single video....

[@silverniko9745]

YOU DIDN'T LET HIM GUESS PURPLE HAZE !

[@darkleomon7721]

Your friend should be put in charge of making stand abilities, his guesses are absolutely awesome sounding

[@IkkezzUsedEmber]

correction: GER removes effects from causes and not causes from effects. this is in duality with King Crimson whose ability makes it look like he removes causes from effects. because if kc activates his stand while you try to punch him all you'd see is the effect of your "punch" and that is the moment after you miss, and the punch (cause) itself didn't happen. but it only looks like that, it did actually happen, kc's ability just made it so you weren't aware of doing so. while GER truly has the ability to remove the effect. example: kc can use his ability (cause) but it will not go into effect

[@Hydrastudios16]

Did I say it backwards?

[@derrickalobou9492]

@@Hydrastudios16 **INHALES** YES!! 💢 but I love GER so he will reset my hate for your mistake back to zero X3

[@boogz8031]

I t j u s t w o r k s

[@codebracker]

The punch DID happen, just not to the user because KC excludes himself from all effects

[@scottbruckner4653]

It's like rewinding in a KZbin video.

[@samloyd9287]

It’s power is...it’s a fishing rod! No. Stop there. You’re right.

[@skipthesparrow2905]

So everyone still doesn't really understand how KC works so here's it here. Epitaph predicts the future. King Crimson forces that future to happen but Diavolo isn't affected by it and can move how he wants in that time. That's KC in short.

[@FlawlessiceVA]

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!

[@brandonbeagle836]

epitaph is actually doppio's stand, where king crimson is the bosses stand, because they are two people in one body essentially, which is why epitaph shares the body with king crimson, and its explained in the anime that one personality dominates the other, which is why epitaph is only a face on his forehead

[@thetower4th]

I hope more comes soon. But you misspelled The Grateful Dead

[@Hydrastudios16]

Well shit

[@Blurns]

King Crimson: the Futurama episode Time Keeps On Slippin'

[@hoshizxra6676]

“Not funny, didn’t happen.” -G.E.R.

[@pelipoika88]

Appearantly neither of you have seen Ghost Shark because that's basically what Clash is. Except unlike the Ghost Shark, Clash never appears inside someone who just drank a glass of water. At least we never see Clash do that.

[@izzykwoka2379]

Where tf my pistols at

[@petruciosxd1374]

Should've had it as the 4th Stand, too. Also 4 likes.

[@izzykwoka2379]

@@petruciosxd1374 the unholy number of likes. Nobody better touch those damn thumb buttons!!!

[@petruciosxd1374]

@@izzykwoka2379 If someone does, I'll remove mine, whatever it takes to at least perpetuate the cycle.

[@izzykwoka2379]

@@petruciosxd1374 a man of culture as well I see (also 4th reply lol)

[@iae8793]

GER's ability can basically be summed up as "the ultimate 'no u.'"

[@LadyLuskan]

It’s both a “No U” and a reverse uno card.

[@iae8793]

@@LadyLuskan you're right, conspicuously pink stranger.

[@midastouch4456]

I can only imagine the guy being like" honey, where is my white album?" its frozone if he wasn't underrated

[@ClassicalCatDX3]

"Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club would make a great Stand" Well, good news, there's at least a horse named that in Part 7!

[@kyuura4324]

Ah GER, the no u stand

[@alexx3847]

"Narancia is my favorite character" Yeah.. mine too...

[@ninking141]

F my boy

[@formaggiojjba5096]

No

[@Wingless-]

I came across this video randomly through autoplay, and I enjoyed every minute of it.

[@MiniKil3r]

"he can't stop death" Bruno: Am I a joke to you?

[@endme344]

well, to be fair, he only delayed it

[@james0644]

He put a soul in a corps

[@inthexis2088]

I love how he basically described Heavy Weather but with fish

[@SwerveStarEx]

Not actually including Purple Haze is such a Cheap Trick (wait that's Part 4).

[@smileguyanimations8776]

If you really think about it. King Crimson's ability is really simple and creative. The word "Time Erase" throws people off, when really its more of a "Time Skip" I can easily explain to anybody who doesn't know or understand

[@beanus9471]

Its not really "Time Skip". The time skipping thing is just an illusion to others.

[@smileguyanimations8776]

@@beanus9471 But so is the "Erasing" thing too. To the person without a stand, or is effected by king crimsons power thinks that the time they took a step, or bleed more drops of blood was erased.

[@beanus9471]

@@smileguyanimations8776 Not just a standless person, but anyone to be exact.

[@thicboibigsmoke7220]

I love how some of the stand names perfectly line up with the stand itself like beach boys being a fishing rod, then you literally have sticky fingers which has zero correlation to portals and shiz

[@Hydrastudios16]

But BigSmoke, on the album Sticky Fingers there is a zipper, it makes pErFecT sense

[@vonchael7500]

There is a stand named Lonely Hearts Club

[@iamfourmana]

GER is when you save your game the moment your health reaches 0 and then repeatedly load it.

[@cadrejeff]

I like how he actually guesses the stands

[@obitobi2156]

Risotto: Take this Sgt. peppers lonely hearts club!

[@jaydenliberty9536]

Best way to explain GER: “no” And yes that was someone else’s explanation but tell me it’s wrong

[@PKmaster12]

Nah man, GER is just King Crimson: It just works GER: *No it fucking doesn’t*

[@adachisans5664]

"no" is a better explanation for D4C Love Train