John Guesses Steel Ball Run & JoJoLion Stands

So recently I got my buddy John Welsh hooked on JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Before starting Part 3, I showed him a bunch of Stands from across the series and had him guess their names and powers. This is the final video, part 5 of 5, which is, confusingly, about Parts 7 & 8.

[@0d3n7]

I can explain tusk simply: Tusk act 1: normal gun Tusk act 2: aim bot Tusk act 3: portal gun Tusk act 4: just plain hacks

[@TypoCM]

Act 4 is basically just aim bot following you in EVERY fucking game you play

[@0d3n7]

Typo yep

[@shannymuffin1317]

*gyro orgasms in the distance*

[@BabaBooeyRequiem]

crackin’ open dimensional barriers with the boi

[@owenblount7334]

Act 4 is rubber band lagg

[@jon2618]

"Is Diego the stand user or the stand?" "Yes"

[@bakedhawaii]

Yes

[@denog3269]

Y e s

[@pson8992]

Y e s

[@dog2894]

y e s

[@MrWhermst]

y e s

[@phonkwizard7667]

"His name is Funny Valentine, and he's the President of the United States"

[@IREALLYLIKEPIES]

*JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT!*

[@blindbeholder9713]

My favorite quote in the universe.

[@greatheavy1527]

*darti deeds done darto cheap*

[@diflit4596]

User: Comedic Relationship partner Stando: Malevolent actions seen through with the comparison of particles from the earth's crust done for below standard market pricing.

[@dripnaruto7683]

@@diflit4596 *YES YES YES YES YES YES*

[@MajinBewbs]

You should have chosen Killer Queen again to throw him off

[@okruma625]

And the world

[@giantpootis464]

@@okruma625 he already told his friend that Diego gonna get The World later

[@Hydrastudios16]

That would have been funny

[@warlock1186]

All comments on the song "walk the dinosaur" are all jojo references. So, congratulations for this questionable achievement.

[@NotDyatlov]

I'm Not The Man I'm The Stand but he could’ve avoiding saying that. We are just saying

[@mantisprayer]

Can't believe he got "nuts and bolts" and it's power. Also "born this way"

[@aspiretobe7320]

Ikr, what are the odds he guesses the name dead on

[@AvatarAndKataangFan]

Born This Way IS an automatic Stand, though

[@Hydrastudios16]

@@AvatarAndKataangFan Oops, I was doing this all off memory, mistakes happen, thank you for the correction.

[@AvatarAndKataangFan]

@@Hydrastudios16 No problem :)

[@johnwelsh872]

You guys should see my reaction to guessing Silver Chariot in part 1. I lost it

[@cbored3778]

Imagine the alternate universe version of risotto that's a girl with the stand called iron maiden instead of metallica

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Please Araki make this happen I wonder what Iron Maiden does

[@cbored3778]

@@n-extrafries-surprise I know that it isn't iron but it is metal so what if it controls calcium and can make bones change. Similar to kars' elbow blades but can do it to other people so instead of scissors in your neck, it's your collar bone making it much harder to take out

[@JJ-oe5tm]

Jojolion’s main villain

[@valuabledoodles]

Nah, it’ll be Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club

[@francescolombardi3438]

this is technically canon as one of Diavolo's deaths

[@HarrisBoe]

When John misses correctly guessing D4C, it sounds like he’s gonna have a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@jilliantenan7485]

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@Oneiros0629]

LISTEN

[@jilliantenan7485]

@@Oneiros0629 BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@Oneiros0629]

Jillian Tenan LISTEN

[@jilliantenan7485]

@@Oneiros0629 SHINING JUSTICE ME BAETE

[@hiropisku1078]

John: You're D4C, he's D4C, I'M D4C. Is there any other D4C I should know about Funny Valentine 1: Yes, Yes, Yes. Funny Valentine 2: Dojyan Funny Valentine 3 D4C!

[@Bigdude0444]

@@mostovoy48 so does it exist for all of them at the same time? Cause how would he know he has a stand if there's only one and he replaced his user suddenly?

[@Carsu12]

@@mostovoy48 wonder if someone will make Piper Peri style meme with one D4C sitting on a couch with multiple Valentines standing behind it

[@dendae3217]

No no no it's dee fo shee

[@agustinquindimil6594]

Dojyaaan

[@AlexandruSorez]

Spongebob reference ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@personwithhat9191]

Despicable acts performed for a reasonable quantity of money, similar that of the cost of dirt.

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Disgusting actions done for decent rates

[@carloslaorden9985]

Shitty Actions at a Disputable Offer

[@mpg01]

I ain't gay, but $20 is $20

[@cosmic_calamity1760]

Unusual and Unclean actions completed at a non-estimable sum of currency at which is comparable to earth and soil.

[@lolboi9576]

Crimes for dimes

[@ryotakawajiri476]

"Fun Fun Fun can control your body." [Justice slowly appears in the bottom left.] Justice: But... That was my thing. Hierophant Green: First time?

[@6deathwish617]

Caesar:Amateurs

[@offlinemedia1784]

There’s been like 4 different controlling stands.

[@redraven123]

@@offlinemedia1784 But the fact that there has to be a wound is way to similar to Justice.

[@chokovok7231]

Yeah but the difference is that Fun Fun Fun fucking sucks

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

Oh, shit. This was my original account.

[@bingusmobile]

How could you forget the most powerful stand, Mountain Tim’s Rope

[@rabbitrulez]

Dr. Worm 137 Oh Lonesome Me is the name of the stand if I’m right

[@megumareta6361]

@@rabbitrulez it is

[@bingusmobile]

Thank you for the clarification

[@carwyn3691]

Stone Tim

[@vincenoname]

Deadly queen has NO weaknesses

[@wampXs]

He got Born This Way 99% right, it's an automated stand and it basically runs you over. The only missing detail is the freezing ability

[@gold_spin1639]

And the fact that it only comes after you if you open Somthing.

[@scottbruckner4653]

@@gold_spin1639 **Opens pop can**

[@gold_spin1639]

Scott Bruckner wow gappy got really fucking lucky that he didn’t do that cause he would be screwed

[@animalia5554]

Infinite_rotation Open the door, you’re on your way.

[@flameyboy4184]

@@scottbruckner4653 *vroom*

[@fanboygamer3e]

“This is D4C” John: *RAGE INTENSIFIES*

[@derrickalobou9492]

I can't believe John got the stand's name right [Born this Way]

[@emeraldnindragon8332]

Cool fact, the stands in part 7 more or less give their user an ability instead of the stand having the actual ability, there are less fights with stands punching each other and more with complex abilities, pretty cool

[@xekon14]

Emerald Nindragon Also *Gun*

[@heraldreyes7428]

Yeah, I noticed that, it's like each stand attack have a lesson in life, like the sugar mountain, maybe civil war too. Part 7 is like a bible story for me

[@emeraldnindragon8332]

@@heraldreyes7428 literal Jesus

[@HDBurney]

sbr is the best part

[@fartchannelremoved8305]

Yeah,

[@actingempty3108]

"it's shooting flesh" "pardon?"

[@goldensp3038]

Have not included Mandom. That's just ain't like

[@Wuuff]

Welcome to the true mans world

[@henriquecabral4070]

thank you for warning everyone, now there's literally no reason to watch this video

[@Hydrastudios16]

@@henriquecabral4070 You say in a comment on the video

[@wastedpotential9945]

@@Hydrastudios16 John Street

[@trashboat1286]

Shut up we need mandom

[@CraneoHR]

ACT 2 uses the golden spin ACT 4 uses the super spin

[@yrui6395]

Angeloder nicely explained gyro.

[@CraneoHR]

@@yrui6395 :)

[@yrui6395]

Angeloder (:

[@RenanRufinoTrue]

Arigato Gyro

[@Kiteminu]

I'm lost, this is not my part What is a spin?

[@salmonfish4829]

So does no one remember that [Scary Monsters] was originally someone else's stand ability?

[@justnuttedinasock2054]

Salmon Fish Dr.Ferdinand gets forgotten a lot

[@Jaco9307]

Yea, its technically not his stand. The world is. He just uses the ability of someone else's stand

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Jacob Petersen The World isn’t even (that) Diego’s stand. Without Scary Monsters, Diego is standless.

[@caihly2443]

ButtonMasher I guess that base universe Diego without 「Scary Monsters」would’ve eventually gotten 「The World」, But he was given Dr.Ferdinand’s ability before. That’s how I thought of it at least

[@PKEin]

Lurony the way I understand it is that he gets the Eye after being turned into a dinosaur by [Scary Monsters]. Having gotten used to the wereraptor Powers, he keeps this ability as his stand instead of [The World].

[@BattlegroundsAlpha]

Love the video but it really sucks you didn't include Ticket to Ride because I wanted to see John's reaction to "this is the canonical Stand of Jesus Christ"

[@snitchbug]

i thought Ticket to Ride was Lucy’s and Jesus’s was Love Train

[@BattlegroundsAlpha]

@@snitchbug From the wiki page on Jesus: "Lucy Steel's Stand, Ticket to Ride, may be taken as the Stand of Jesus' complete Corpse or living self."

[@snitchbug]

oof im here yeah but that’s the wiki, and it even calls it lucy’s it’s probably like awakened by contact w the corpse, like tusk

[@BattlegroundsAlpha]

@@snitchbug most people consider it Jesus' because it results from the bringing together of all the corpse parts and incorporates the parts into the design As well, Jesus' name, Joshua bar Joseph, can be read as JoJo. Considering SBR's religious accuracy in regards to the fact that many sects of Christianity do believe Jesus went west after his resurrection, I don't think Araki would just not think about that. Edit: this belief is mostly a Mormon thing I think

[@Angenano]

@@BattlegroundsAlpha >using the jojo wiki as source yea ok lmfao

[@pwojo9776]

After binge-watching all 5 parts of these, you can just hear John slowly losing his sanity whenever a stand is shown, explained, or told their names. He never says much, but just each gap in stunned silence is like "of course it fucking is" and just him face-palming out of frustration just rubbing his temples.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Peter Wojewodzki that’s pretty much dead on what happened

[@didierrepolusk7569]

Catch the rainbow is the mask, it is not bounded to it, Blackmore asked Lucy if she could see the mask in order to know if she was a stand user. Good video, was pretty fun

[@ruttsuco.804]

“It shoots flesh” “Pardon?”

[@saxosipho]

"And the wall eyes" This aged terribly.

[@TekTheNinja]

Lol I dunno why people thought Araki forgot about the wall eyes. If they were ignored that would actually be the most gaping plot hole.

[@Hydrastudios16]

TekTheNinja but like he did and they were

[@saxosipho]

@@Hydrastudios16 No.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Didvax you say that but offer no evidence. Were they in a recent chapter

[@juiuice]

@@Hydrastudios16 chapter 86 albeit a brief mention from a minor character :

[@dantrunkyrusuke4772]

Araki never forgot, she just filled the spray-can before using it.

[@xouit2453]

He*

[@luciowins9946]

Yvltal It think the comment was about hot pants

[@brostyle1036]

@@xouit2453 Its a girl but ok man

[@gijshuisman9641]

You can see her taking flesh from a horse before use, so yeah

[@christopherjobin-official7440]

Well technically he never forgot, but.. haha araki forgot lol.

[@raul1476]

Dio is the stand user Dr Ferdinand: am I a joke for you?

[@diegobrando3409]

Just to let you guys know. The ending of part 6 is not responsible for part 7.

[@Hydrastudios16]

I’m well aware. A lot of people are confused by that tho.

[@diegobrando3409]

@@Hydrastudios16 mainly just scrubs who don't pay attention and expect everything to be explained to them like they are 5 year olds.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Diego Brando I wouldn’t go that far. I mean think about it, when the climax of part 6 is recreating the universe and in part 7 we’re suddenly in a different timeline, and every part before has led into the next, then yeah lots of first time or casual readers will make that mistake.

[@Leon-gu1cc]

@@elijahwilensky3318 It really isn't hard to realise that the two universes are not connected. Why would there be a new Brando family, a new Joestar bloodline and a new Zeppeli family participating in a horserace in ~1890, while the original timeline had already passed the year 2000 in Part 5?

[@breadlast]

@@Leon-gu1cc well, Jolene and the other cast have different names in the restarted universe, which means that clearly SOMETHING was different in the past of the now restarted universe. But yeah, it's a different universe, it's relatively widely agreed upon by everyone who knows about Jojo.

[@bertalanpollak6548]

E.T. Extra Testice Sounds about right if they were talking about Jo8uke

[@sarafontanini7051]

Diego does not get the world. That's a DIFFERENT Diego from a different reality summoned by Funny Valentine, from a world where he's has the world and is basically like a non-vampiric Part 3 DIO.

[@ceres_lang]

Technically Diego always would get the world, scary monsters wasn't his stand

[@malgorzatakawken]

@@ceres_lang correct, he was infected with scary monsters and with the left eye of the Saint, he's able to redirect (how the fuck does that work) scary monsters to other people, well that's what I heard anyway

[@doomgu544]

Lang There’s no proof that the diego of the main universe would get the world. Considering the complete personality change of alternate world diego, id bet he wouldn’t.

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@malgorzatakawken Scary Monsters always ahd the effect of 'turn people into dinosaurs' its just that Diego had even better control over it than the original user and used it to turn himself into a dinosaur while the originaal user just used it to make minions

[@Hydrastudios16]

Semantics

[@rollinnollin546]

“Be a Man” is actually not a terrible stand name for Hotpants. Also, flesh grafting is a thing, so you could safely move around someone’s flesh for healing with Cream Starter; it’s not that far fetched.

[@Tom3kkk]

Also Hot Pants herself says that Cream Starter uses Flesh only when she goes past its capacity, implying it refills itself after some time or something like that

[@freindlycommentator1710]

She uses her breasts

[@C7007]

But the full name is Be A Man From Mulan

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

@@C7007 it's I'll make a man out of you

[@lugoorstar]

@@freindlycommentator1710 she can make Johnny boob implants

[@iijason1245]

Spin in a nutshell: Stroheim: Drop the ball Gyro: **drops it** Wall: *Turns into a ****ing machine gun*

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

I know this is a meme but if that would actual happen it would immediately start to bend the floor making stroheim sink

[@BogChild]

i loved that he said tusk with such oomph like the song lmaooo

[@sarafontanini7051]

correction: Civil War does NOT merely make you feel guilty, its just that it summons things you've 'thrown away and they will try and merge with you and coveer you in a suffocating film, which seems to work much more strongly if you feel guilty about it. Guilt is not what causes the Stand to take effect, merely the act of 'throwing something away'.

[@jonttopia]

But you have to feel guilty about throwing it away tho. Funny Valentine is able to kill Axl without bringing him back because he doesn't feel guilty about shooting him

[@sarafontanini7051]

@@jonttopia oh right I forgot about that, but then again I figured he was standing just outside of the area of effect, so Idunno

[@Hydrastudios16]

Sara Fontanini it was both.

[@jacobi5272]

I know this is from a while ago but the reason the stand user isn't resurrected is because Valentine doesn't feel guilty, however, it isn't because he doesn't care but because he wanted to protect Johnny so he doesn't feel guilty for killing in defense for someone else. That's why Axl doesn't come back, also because he was an enemy soldier back in the civil war (Confederate) and Valentine was part of the Union so he probably also felt as if he was just doing his job as well.

[@Pataponaddict]

the lock but gooder

[@adsventuresome7511]

Beautiful that he got born this way right - the power though is not only ice, but also appears whenever anything is opened, from a car door to a pen cap. It is also automatic.

[@K125K]

The stands literally went from buff humaniod people, to skinny humanoid people, to literal sticks with a torso.

[@Scazoid]

But Act 4 is a fucking truck

[@glock5381]

Part 7 needs an anime adaptation, so then it would get a dub, so we can here filthy acts at a reasonable price being said

[@Subscribersnodignity]

I love how funny valentine just pulls up on his wife like oh boy “smooching time!”

[@Cyridi31]

Your pfp is concerning

[@Subscribersnodignity]

Ярослав Симоненко I know right

[@dylanbussell3745]

1000 Subscribers no dignity do you steal too?

[@majinlifestyle]

The best stand in part 8 is the stand that’s literally a LEGO White House

[@kuzan9913]

O z o n B a b y

[@rabbitrulez]

Be a man from Mulan reminds me of Hot Pants pretending to be a guy

[@KazumiKiguma]

Reminds me of Narciso from part 6 in how he was totally female on first reveal and Araki changed her to a dude.

[@skelebrowhovian6817]

@@KazumiKiguma you mean Anasui?

[@invoke12]

@@skelebrowhovian6817 yeah Narciso Annasui

[@Minute_Sniper]

When you said tusk act 1 to 3 is similar and just gets stronger u are totally wrong Act 1 : spin nail shot Act 2 : make nail shot follow its target Act 3 : allow johnny to create wormholes that he can hide inside Act 4 : allow infinite spin that spin its target to infinity and never allows them to move

[@Kerubii22]

They are similar, they all shoot nails They just have a different effects, stronger than the last They are similar and gets stronger

[@gamesux420]

@@Kerubii22 id like to argue that a moving hole in the wall, or any other surface for that matter, that allows johnny to travel through it, or send body parts through it, is completely different from beeing able to shoot nails. 2 is just 1 in stronger tho.

[@gamesux420]

@@Kerubii22 yeah but that effect from the nail shot still makes it completely different? That's like saying shooting someone with a gun and shooting someone with a rocket launcher is the same because both shoot projectiles.

[@mossymagicks]

Gamesux It‘s not the same, it‘s a more powerful upgrade of the original, which is what he said.

[@Minute_Sniper]

I think GER just hit this comment section and me

[@thenim8999]

The dinosaur isn't the stand though, that's just Diego as a dinosaur. The actual form of Scary Monsters is kinda humanoid but forgettable and appears for like three panels, I'll give you that, but stil you can't really show its power and say that's the stand's appearence...

[@Hydrastudios16]

I'm gonna have to disagree with you here... kinda. Now I could be wrong in reference to the stand's original user, Dr. Ferdinand, but in the case of Diego, who is the user for the majority of SBR, the stand is bound to him though the Left Eye of the Saint. So technically he is both the stand and the effect (though you'd be right to call me out on the image I used as it's from the stands first appearance when the user was Dr. Ferdinand). there are other stands like this: Earth Wind and Fire, Achtung Baby, Tubular Bells, and Paper Moon King. The first two where the stand has no physical form but we can see their power and the latter two being stands that manifest in objects when altered a certain way. Scary Monsters is like a hybrid of those two concepts. If that makes sense. Now Dr. Ferdinand is certainly up for debate, though I can't find the humanoid form looking through those chapters again, I could be mistaking it for the ton of dinosaurs on the pages, but for Diego given what we see and how he got the stand, I stand by what I said (pun intended) But thank you for the comment, it made for an interesting bit of research.

[@thenim8999]

@@Hydrastudios16 I went to check and Scary Monsters' original form appears in the 3rd part of the arc holding the eyes. While it's debatable whether Diego is actually the user and the stand changes appearance, I didn't really want to go into that since it's never stated inthe manga. I'm just surprised no one seems to remember that the stand even *had* a physical form. Still, I appreaciate you showed that because the Dionosaur look is sick. Plus, I too like Diego and Scary Monsters a lot.

[@Hydrastudios16]

@@thenim8999 I think the fact that Diego is able to use Scary Monsters long after Dr. Ferdinand's death is proof enough that Diego becomes the stand user.

[@evilenesampaio7901]

Elena Valente that's not the stand of Scary Monsters, it is the guardian of the Eye like Sugar Mountain, Scary Monsters dont have a determined form.

[@thenim8999]

​@@evilenesampaio7901 wow I had never even realized the corpse parts had guardians. I guess I just assumed that was Scary Monsters because it looked stand-like. The more you know

[@tonythong5352]

Born this way actually attack automaticly when anything is opened around it’s target. Like a pen cap.

[@irok1]

The spin is amazing, you just have to spin the ball using the golden rectangles. How that works? No clue.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Irok 121 horses or something

[@shinooo8291]

Irok 121 It just works.

[@jilliantenan7485]

@@shinooo8291 This is shaping up to be another King Crimson situation

[@mayoboi0120]

@@shinooo8291 *Not it [Redacted] doesn't*

[@KurorinZeta]

About Stone Free and Doggy Style, Stone Free is just string while Doggy Style is pure skin tissue.

[@egge6145]

That sounds very concerning

[@eyytea5585]

Wheres the script? theres no way he got ''born this way'', dont lie

[@Hydrastudios16]

What can i say, the man's a genius.

[@pracitus]

@@Hydrastudios16 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Hydrastudios16]

[ Hector C N ] what

[@Kinography]

Darren maybe he recently rewatched the Judas music video with Norman Reedus

[@blank9020]

I mean the term "born to be wild" probably helped him

[@justanothergamer7918]

I would love to have Hey Ya! as my stand. Move over Star Platinum, King Crimson, and Tusk act 4.

[@mayoboi0120]

Even if it didn't give luck. Foresight and advice is still incredibly powerful.

[@pandoraproductions3520]

@@mayoboi0120 it doesn’t give luck pocoloco is just lucky

[@mayoboi0120]

@@pandoraproductions3520 Oh my wording is a bit off. I already knew that but you know. Wording.

[@misko5877]

Hey Ya! is the best stand, change my mind

[@joescumbag5994]

Fun Fun Fun is superior

[@thebadger622]

@@joescumbag5994 Wrong it's Survivor

[@lucasandersons]

It literally does nothing. Its only power is talking.

[@albetard7070]

No hermit pruple

[@Hydrastudios16]

lucas so it’s a better Cheap Trick

[@professornope4792]

“Acky breaky heart” “loneliness”

[@gungy_vt]

How the Spin works: Lesson 1: If you have the will, then do it. Lesson 2: Work those muscles. Lesson 3: Believe in the Spin. Lesson 4: F Lesson 5: The shortest route was a detour. And if that doesn't make sense, then it's just spinning things just perfectly so they escape normal physics and start generating their own energy through spinning; not only sustaining their rotation, but also being able to exert excess energy onto other objects. I really wish Spin didn't die with Johnny, because I feel like it had a ton of creative potential compared to Hamon, especially with how it was already shown to have 2 schools of use (Zeppelli and Wekapipo). Also, Act 1 is Nail Bullets, Act 2 is creating mini blackholes on impact, Act 3 is allowing Johnny to use those blackholes to Portal(TM) himself, and Act 4 is I N F I N I T E E N E R G Y and the ability to make anyhting that gets punched Spin at an atomic level, essentially permastunlocking targets. Act 4 is definitely nuts, but Act 2 is where it goes from "Okay, neat power" to "Okay, this is Jojo's" imo.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Gungywimp well... that clears everything up perfectly. Nothing confusing about this power whatsoever

[@gustn1263]

No, you have to be Italian or have an Italian teach it to you

[@DuyroZeppeli]

Soft & Wet's bubbles are actually tiny strands that spins so quickly they look spherical in shape so technically the Spin still exists within Gappy

[@ThePolishTexan]

Wait so... I can learn spin irl?

[@telemachi1877]

if you didnt like that the spin died with johnny, you must be REALLY happy about the newest jojo chapter

[@assailant8722]

“Born this Way is not automatic, it’s long range.” No, it’s absolutely automatic. It trails an individual of its choice and attacks whenever they open something.

[@Hydrastudios16]

Assailant well I’m just fucking dumb. Also Ike 8 other people have corrected that

[@cesarpalavecinosaraya1065]

kinda funny that part 8 is like the "automatic stand user" part

[@chriswentz5197]

John goes Full epitaph on Born this way according to JoJo Wiki

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

*the golden triangle* This must have been how alternate universe Johnny defeated valentine

[@Buddhaa33]

Born this way is automatic as long as the user knows who it wants to effect. it will come after the target every time they open something with out the users input

[@TheMarg0r]

So it's Baldi. I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN

[@BeatAces]

The stand isn’t bound to the mask, it is the mask. We see a non stand user looking at him and they can only see his face

[@marcopivetta7796]

So many cool stands in Jojolion. Versatile and few OP ones.

[@9Treveur9]

You forgot to include VITAMIN C Bruh.

[@mythosinfinite6736]

The best Stand to introduce, too!

[@D8W2P4]

He's gonna get scurvy?

[@sebdrix3376]

i would pay to see his reaction to knowing that jesus christ has a stand

[@Donut6975]

The Dino isn’t the stand, it’s Diego as a dinosaur. Scary Monsters has a humanoid form, and it is terrifying

[@Hydrastudios16]

Donut no it doesn’t, this was discussed in an earlier comment chain

[@gustn1263]

The way the spins works is you have to be Italian or have Italian friends teach you (this is a jokek)

[@darkrequiem9133]

Well, sign me up then.

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

I need to kidnap an Italian first then he can teach me kung fu

[@darkrequiem9133]

I'm part Italian, so that works

[@thefantasticdrill788]

CRAZY FROG IM DYING

[@kingofpizzarolls5693]

Hello brother

[@oba4660]

You know Cream Starter didnt use spray without absorbing flesh first and Araki didnt forget, right? U can see in one of the chapters where "it doesnt have to absorb flesh" the user absorbed her horse's Flesh

[@Bwizz245]

There's only one instance where Hey Ya seemingly predicts the future(the cow corpse) Outside of that, literally all it does is encourage Pocoloco to push his luck. My guess is it was originally intended to actually be able to predict the future but Araki decided to scrap it(or just forgot about it) right after the first time it gets used

[@aaronkenny2361]

There's the cow corpse and the blizzard that he predicts

[@draven4897]

Cough cough it just increase's pico loco's luck

[@Bwizz245]

just a JoJo fan it doesn't even do that. He already had luck, Hey Ya just encouraged him to act on it

[@molberding5]

@@Bwizz245 It makes sense too. Pocoloco is pretty carefree and somewhat lazy, so his Stand just being a motivator works very well for him.

[@ninjacell2999]

@@Bwizz245 The thing is though, stands are a manifestation of the user's spirit. So Pocoloco's luck and him having Hey Ya are actually connected. Hey Ya is almost a result of his amazing luck. It's like Tonio, because of his great cooking skills he gained Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam is connected the former and augments it. Same with Hey Ya and Pocoloco's luck.

[@TheDiggity42]

Tusk Act 1’s ability is making people feel pity by always being on the verge of tears.

[@jankansi5679]

"Looks like a cactus, I'm going to call him Down Under because of that" Oh yes, Australia, famous for its cacti which we're actively trying to destroy because they are all invasive pests.

[@entransta]

You should've shown him the Lego house.

[@monkakonga4305]

Ava Clark Ozone baby

[@alcerdemon9768]

Humorous Sweetheart and his stand Soiled Performances Concluded Grimily Affordable

[@sarafontanini7051]

what, not even gonna bring up the stand whsoe user is an ENTIRE STREET, or Vitamin C?

[@joaquint1918]

Which one is an entire street?

[@connorrose_0447]

Joaquin T Shakedown Street

[@leandreturcotte5321]

technically, the stand user is the tree

[@monkakonga4305]

Joaquin T the leaves from the Shakedown road

[@dr.ongobongo5448]

Or Schottkey No 1.

[@SnowBaller985]

You forgot *BALLBREAKER*

[@Hydrastudios16]

Theonlyjellyiwillputinmybelly Ouma kind of debatable whether it’s a stand or not

[@SnowBaller985]

@@Hydrastudios16 It kinda is because Anubis is a stand but alright I andastando

[@Hydrastudios16]

Theonlyjellyiwillputinmybelly Ouma that’s a fair point

[@misschieflolz1301]

10:33 -Utter confusion. I almost tried explaining this to a friend after we marathoned ALL of parts 1 - 5 in the span of 3 1/2 days then I thought better of it.

[@intensellylit4100]

Dear god...

[@misschieflolz1301]

@@intensellylit4100 IKR? I don't even remember much of those few days from the lack of sleep

[@constantdemonics]

Hey Ya! Is actually super OP. It amplifies the users already insane luck which is why he does so well.

[@KingRoni1222]

I legit thought that civil war was gonna be called Country Roads

[@FatalityPWN]

You didn't mention soft and wets bubbles at all :(

[@CumAss]

Sad soft and wet noises

[@Kinography]

FatalityPWN Soft & Wet grabs the shovel

[@Hydrastudios16]

FatalityPWN I mean the bubbles are part of the ability to steal things sooooooo

[@FatalityPWN]

@@Hydrastudios16 hmmmmmmm

[@komickid833]

Araki never forgets he ignores

[@Hydrastudios16]

komic kid accurate

[@rojakishibe7113]

seeing all the part 8 stands made me remember that part 8 did in fact leave a lot of stuff not explored

[@d3adlock3d51]

7:13 y’all remember cheap trick from part 4: Diamond Is Unbreakable? This stand look like cheap trick after surviving the hands when he looked back

[@coolpalo1361]

Can't wait for john to have to be fully educated through an entire semester just understand toru's stand wonder of u and still not understand

[@Hydrastudios16]

cool palo we were legit just talking about that yesterday lol. He doesn’t understand why I think it’s so cool

[@loganburnette7984]

When he said Nothing Call it made me think, KING NOTHING CONNECTION DOUBLE CONFIRMED

[@GiantBUThead]

Cool video but I hate that John here gets spoiled so hard.

[@Hydrastudios16]

He's cool with it

[@shhhhh5085]

God I knew you were gonna put Doggy Style into this video, it’s such a good stand name.

[@shhhhh5085]

Hell yeah I got a heart!!

[@steppiepeppie]

I just caught up on JoJo and I’m celebrating my ability to watch any JoJo videos has been unlocked by watching this

[@professoryeetus8955]

Same

[@splashor6361]

"Scary Monster can turn it's user, and any living creature, into a dinosaur." EXPLAIN THE DEAD BEA-

[@WRRRam]

This was the best mini series ever please something similar same people Edit: holy shit I got hearted and replied to by both of them!!!!!

[@Hydrastudios16]

We shall see

[@johnwelsh872]

We certainly shall see >;3

[@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397]

I am a rock turns you into essentially a magnet for dangerous substances and objects.

[@damiencrowley5039]

The to be continued jumpscares me everytime.

[@xahs4964]

D4c or in English “I ain’t gay but 20$ is 20$”

[@Xeroxthebeautiful]

Why out of all the shit from early part 8 to make a comeback are we getting Fun fun fun again while Kyo was last seen in the background of the Ozone baby arc

[@Hydrastudios16]

I know right!

[@cosmos1610]

Jotaro:No stand can bring the dead back Civil War:How bout i do anyway

[@BottleOBile]

Welcome to Jojo where we have Jesus and a guy with 4 balls

[@Owen-bk5fc]

"Iron Maiden" Flash back to part 4 video where it is specifically stated that there is no stand called Iron Maiden

[@stupidityincarnate9356]

it might've meant that there were none in PART 4 specifically. part 7 took place in the 18 century, far before DiU, so maybe someone did have one, but they died out before DiU happened.

[@enkeli19]

omg hurt to hear him say he didn’t know who Nat King Cole was, I hope you educated him after recording this.

[@MultiNaruto900]

I really like how John commented on how he pretty much expected the creativity put into the Stands. If looking at Jojo's Bizarre Adventure series, it really takes a lot of creativity to think of the stuff Araki came up with for the Stands and how the Stands can be applied in such ways that wouldn't really be an orthodox way to go about things.

[@bongwater3359]

Literally how do you guess a stands music reference when there are thousands of songs and artists 😂 it’s amazing

[@dr.ongobongo5448]

Sadly the most we saw of Nut King Call was when Joshuu licked hato's neck

[@naruniya]

no lego white house ozon baby? disappointed.

[@TheCommentGuy8]

"usually not hers" Shhhhhh, don't spoil it. Hot Pants is like Naoto from Persona 4

[@screencrash7118]

Araki didn’t forget hot pants needed cream, when she uses it without taking flesh from someone it means she already has cream stored in it. Just how a gun can store bullets for later.

[@tseliius]

Bro, you need more subs, this is hilarious!

[@Hydrastudios16]

Murasa Firona Thank you! That means th world!

[@tseliius]

Hydra Studios 16 No problem! Anything for a friendly fellow JoJo fan!

[@jeom3808]

Diego is not the stand user of scary monsters, he was affected by scary monster’s virus and kept using it to his advantage through out the part(paralleling Dio’s vampiric transformation in part 1)

[@zackorz8765]

Dam John is making new names for stands

[@tide_shift]

Hydra: " And what it's shooting is flesh. " John: " P A R D O N? " My favorite quote in this video.

[@keionnotkeenan]

Technically Diego won but then ya know so Diego came in first poccoloco second

[@Hydrastudios16]

PROPEL PLAYS ‘cept Diego was disqualified so