Just clicked in. 169 views and 154 upvotes. That's a loyal audience!
@Aymenadhami3 жыл бұрын
1.5 k in 5 minutes!
@andruulrich40213 жыл бұрын
Loyal audiences are tight
@iowa893573 жыл бұрын
2.7 views, 1.3 likes
@Hippienolic23 жыл бұрын
Zero dislikes wow wow wow
@chronotrigger67463 жыл бұрын
169th. The new "first!"
@Regelos3 жыл бұрын
"Why would they blow up the dogs house" is a line that almost killed me this week.
@allinkid3 жыл бұрын
the Tilda Swinton after that too... lost it
@JeffreyBCampbell3 жыл бұрын
If it's John's house, wouldn't it also be the dog's house? So, he was right.
@Playingwith3D3 жыл бұрын
ya, that one got me right in the funny bone too.
@MrTimequake3 жыл бұрын
OH. Be careful there are a lot of assassin's around
@axaaril3 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm working and started laughing like crazy 😅
@jotheunissen92743 жыл бұрын
"Is anybody NOT an assassin?" "Uuuuh... John Wicks dog, he's not an assassin... for now" I now need a movie about the dog being an assassin
@newdefsys3 жыл бұрын
Assassin Dog, tagline: Who's a good boy
@simplegarak3 жыл бұрын
Um... spoiler alert for John Wick 3.
@jotheunissen92743 жыл бұрын
@@simplegarak Oh, whoops
@ScreenRant3 жыл бұрын
That would be the best one!!
@KinoTurk3 жыл бұрын
Big Mouth did it
@raydunakin3 жыл бұрын
"Is anyone NOT an assassin?" "John Wick's dog -- he's not an assassin." "Oh, what a good boy!" "For now..." That made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video!
@92ross3 жыл бұрын
100
@-VaLaK3 жыл бұрын
I'll take things that never happened for £100 please Bob 👍
@bogdananicescu60513 жыл бұрын
Mee too. Right there. I was in the subway actually
@omartaj70103 жыл бұрын
Haha same
@badwulff3 жыл бұрын
@@-VaLaK Yes, because someone laughing hard at a funny line in a video is _so_ hard to believe and can never happen in any way, shape, or form.
@piplup102038543 жыл бұрын
I love these. "Well he's very good at hitting his target so he knows what he's doing." and then the reply with, "Oh no he misses." Had me laughing so much xD the silencer part of the movie is just absolutely ridiculous lol
@mintyblur3 жыл бұрын
"Winston's like yeah that's a marker you gotta do whatever this guy says" "And John doesn't already know this?" "He does yeah, but the audience doesn't" "Oh very thoughtful of him!"
@BirbalBonifaceMusoba3 жыл бұрын
"There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that just made my night
@gibolanzarrote3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, look at that... Oh whoops!
@TechDove3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain what this joke means? Idk who that even is
@patrickstewart34463 жыл бұрын
“What?” 😁
@AilmanF2P3 жыл бұрын
@@TechDove It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@LongLiveRahl3 жыл бұрын
@@gibolanzarrote Whoopsie!
@francesco80003 жыл бұрын
I never thought about the dog having a good time at the end. This information has improved the ending significantly.
@peterg76yt3 жыл бұрын
So your expectations were... subverted.
@Gildedmuse3 жыл бұрын
I haven't even seen the movie, and yet this information has improved my opinion of it. He probably missed John so much! And now John is taking him on a run! Yay!
3 жыл бұрын
@@peterg76yt rhian johnson tried to subvert and failed miserbly
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
We do Old Yeller/ But like Memento.
@siegfriedmordrake32293 жыл бұрын
You can feel the jolliness in his step
@neonswitchblade3 жыл бұрын
After 260+ episodes, it still boggles my mind when I see a new Pitch Meeting of a recent, popular movie. I'm like, "Wait, that movie hasn't been done yet!?"
@JasonON3 жыл бұрын
I want to see some on older classic movies: Jaws, The Terminator, Predator, Star Wars, etc. That would be tight!
@neonswitchblade3 жыл бұрын
@@JasonON Absolutely! Could dress the part. Should be super easy...
@Interestking3 жыл бұрын
@@JasonON He did Star Wars already.
@JasonON3 жыл бұрын
@@Interestking okay, then ... Conan the Barbarian. It doesn't matter as long as some older flicks are covered. How about Inner Space? Or, Flight of the Navigator or Mars Attacks. Oh my gods, I'd love to see someone cover Mars Attacks.
@ghosttheripper86563 жыл бұрын
@@neonswitchblade … barely an inconvenience
@thoughtsonstocks2 жыл бұрын
"How would she have..." "There was no way." These pitch meetings are genius.
@darcyrix-hayes87253 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you harping on the flash mob moment and that basically everyone is an assassin. It's a cool universe but sometimes too silly!
@scorpiusbalthazar43272 жыл бұрын
It's awesome but not nearly as good as Nobody. Nobody is far more realistic.
@coloredgentleman2 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to like this, but I have a thing about double numbers. 😐😐
@andrewfrankovic6821 Жыл бұрын
@@coloredgentleman Like 2?
@The-Rest-of-Us3 жыл бұрын
A universe where everyone’s an assassin is like the Ryanverse but with assassins.
@Dampfaeus3 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure the Ryanverse is like a Ryanverse but with assassins.
@JachAnen3 жыл бұрын
Then again, if everyone in the Ryanverse are assassins, we probably wouldn't know
@DS-tv2fi3 жыл бұрын
He did hire that guy to do a murder on someone…
@thehumanspider73 жыл бұрын
@@DS-tv2fiBut that guy thought it was a travel agent situation.
@DS-tv2fi3 жыл бұрын
@@thehumanspider7 And the fact that the work day ended before the job got done.
@diondwamena66673 жыл бұрын
When he said Tilda Swinton on the turntables, they looked so alike I actually checked the cast list of John Wick: Chapter 2 to see if she was actually in the movie. You may not have meant to but you got me good Ryan... you got me good.
@hermask8153 жыл бұрын
Well, she played with him in “Constantine”, which also had some action, so she’d do a cameo, I guess.
@aikhangchong94503 жыл бұрын
@Malthizar s
@3DMasterST3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes known people are making cameo in the films without being listed in the credits.
@ThreadBomb3 жыл бұрын
The DJ isn't credited on IMDb, so possibly it is Tilda.
@diondwamena66673 жыл бұрын
@@ThreadBomb Very well could be the case but I doubt it.
@kstepko3 жыл бұрын
“In the first movie they killed his dog and in this one, they blow up his house.” “Why would they blow up the dog’s house?” 🤣 I laughed way too hard at this.💀
@jakob72113 жыл бұрын
That's indeed Ryans humor an I love it
@jackburton53 жыл бұрын
Me too absolutely loved it, I was crying 😂
@charlesthomas92942 жыл бұрын
It's a classic setup, but perfectly delivered.
@ronaldbell80723 жыл бұрын
It's terrifying walking through the mall now, realizing I'm probably the only guy there who isn't a paid assassin.
@DominickRuocco3 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of these Pitch Meeting's. Waiting for the "Super easy. Barely an inconvenience." is always my favorite part.
@db3362 жыл бұрын
Waiting is TIGHT!
@omegarugal9283 Жыл бұрын
my personal favorite is nuns are tight... cause is true
@glassbakeware3 жыл бұрын
"They're called silencers so it makes the guns entirely silent" "I don't think that's how suppressors work" "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this"
@hassathunter24643 жыл бұрын
"Let me suppress my opinion on this scene." "See! Silence!"
@malcolmcox183 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's some type secret black market fully silenced silencer and bullets 🤣🤣
@Alexagrigorieff3 жыл бұрын
@@hassathunter2464 "Silence!!!" - Frau Farbissina
@lwivv90523 жыл бұрын
I appreciate someone actually mocking the absurd level of noise suppression silencers/suppressors are always shown as having in TV and Film. It's like people falling 10 stories but surviving because they landed in water. Tropes SO not based on anything remotely approaching reality, yet used ALL the time and almost never subverted.
@cmdraftbrn3 жыл бұрын
silince! i keel you! -achmed
@queendsheena13 жыл бұрын
"This guy is great for the funeral industry." Love this show.
@Wolf-ln1ml2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, for the whole 5 morticians worldwide who aren't assassins 🤣
@FreeStyle7863 жыл бұрын
(3:47) “…guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise”… I totally blame Hollywood for the misconception that a silencer on a gun only makes a small PEW sound
@scottslotterbeck37963 жыл бұрын
If that! I love how a pillow can do the same thing.
@FreeStyle7863 жыл бұрын
@@scottslotterbeck3796 ahh yes the pillow… the best make-shift silencer; so good you wouldn’t even hear a shotgun firing
@drshoe87443 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I guess if you use enough Lube, you can't hear the slide racking, but what about the empty cartridges being ejected and the brass hitting the floor? Oh Wait, yeah, Pillows again!
@DeusVultGamer3 жыл бұрын
Which bothers me more knowing how accurate the gunplay was depicted in the first John Wick.
@leonpaelinck3 жыл бұрын
@@DeusVultGamer chapter 3 has realistic water shooting
@raydunakin3 жыл бұрын
"Well, that explains the Six Flags ban..." LOL!!!
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
I heard there's a ride there that does a backflip. It snapped a guy's neck once. Or so Dave would say.
@carl-magnuscarlsson77133 жыл бұрын
So , John wick is a parody.?
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
@@carl-magnuscarlsson7713 No, Matrix is Zap. And Captain Jack is parrotty. Er...piratey.
@jeffreytackett39223 жыл бұрын
"Of course. I've seen movies." This is an astoundingly deep and descriptive phrase, which managed to relay a tremendous amount of information with just 5 words. Bravo.
@elinicoritale63843 жыл бұрын
6 😛
@jeffreytackett39223 жыл бұрын
@@elinicoritale6384 I'll bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
@elinicoritale63843 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreytackett3922 Oh, I can't even begin to tell you 🤣
@jeffreytackett39223 жыл бұрын
@@elinicoritale6384 ... and absolutely thank you for that.
@UltimateBallaPOM3 жыл бұрын
Hold up, "I've" counts as 2 words? My whole life!...
@AlejandroLZuvic3 жыл бұрын
"They could swing an election" "Like with a strategic political assassination?" "No, just sheer numbers" I'm dying LOL
@alm21873 жыл бұрын
It would explain that should-be gap in the Presidential Hall of Portraits. Donaldites nearly killed the world and assassinated common decency.
@soraceant3 жыл бұрын
@@alm2187 please just shut up. Nobody cares
@cordelial.62493 жыл бұрын
@@alm2187 XD And now you have the "most popular President" with 38% approval rating.... Yup, it was Trump who cheated
@TheTinkeringMachinist3 жыл бұрын
@@cordelial.6249 Lol try 22% in the last poll... its dropping by the hour.
@thelegend81533 жыл бұрын
@@TheTinkeringMachinist eesh, it's been less than a year
@naamadossantossilva47363 жыл бұрын
"block off access to normal civilians" Do these even exist in the John Wick world?
@benzaiten9333 жыл бұрын
normal civilians just aren't assassin's yet.
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
The Reserve Assassins Corps(e)?
@siegfriedmordrake32293 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : everyone is an assassin and they're all living in a virtual world controlled by machines. At the end, John drives a bus 100 miles per hour downtown and goes surfing
@Carewolf3 жыл бұрын
@@siegfriedmordrake3229 That is barely a plot twist at this point. It just how how the John Wick world works.
@harveylong58783 жыл бұрын
@@siegfriedmordrake3229 the real twist being a time travelling phone booth to just before his dog gets killed
@mlt98013 жыл бұрын
“John Wick’s Dog, He’s Not An Assassin” “Awe, Good Boy” “Fur Now” I see what you did there
@renderproductions10323 жыл бұрын
Haha
@adamhamel97843 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it didn't just sound like "fur?"
@Butt_Slayer3 жыл бұрын
John Wick Fur confirmed.
@adamhamel97843 жыл бұрын
@@Butt_Slayer Ok.
@stopsicle_animation3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ppunion3 жыл бұрын
"Let's not go over the top with the 3rd one!" That had me laughing so hard that I got winded. I love the pitch meeting videos.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
"John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin" "For now" Who knows, it's more possible, than not in this universe.
@yourmum69_4203 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I already saw him using dogs to ill ppl in the JW3 trailers
@ofAwxen3 жыл бұрын
Halle Berry's dogs are assassins so it's only a matter of time.
@nathannix32173 жыл бұрын
First time I’ve seen a reply thread of yours that isn’t in the triple digits
@iGaveLiaHIV3 жыл бұрын
@@yourmum69_420 lol what have you not seen the movie
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
Aint nothin in the rule book sez a dog can't play in the Assassin's League.
@Horatius3333 жыл бұрын
Ryan George's skits are one of the few pleasures left untouched on KZbin.
@imdonglkr81313 жыл бұрын
Pleasures are tight!!
@jainalmiraz54093 жыл бұрын
@@imdonglkr8131 hmmmmmmmm
@RyanLaFevre3 жыл бұрын
I bet youtube execs were just watching Ryan George videos when they decided to remove the dislike count. They just thought, "What's the use of a counter that only goes up to zero? Let's just get rid of that thing.
@imdonglkr81313 жыл бұрын
@@RyanLaFevre another Ryan commenting on another Ryan's videos is tight!!!
@CASPB3 жыл бұрын
Correct😊
@AnimationGoneWrong3 жыл бұрын
OMG... hilarious! "It's like bumper cars, but with murder." "It there any other kind?" "Yes".
@MentalAmanda3 жыл бұрын
I've been doing it wrong my whole life.....
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
There's Blindperson's Bumpercars of Manslaughter
@georgeblair38943 жыл бұрын
"That explains the Six Flags ban"
@ethansomething93653 жыл бұрын
“Well then John shoots santino in the head at the continental which is not allowed in the world of assassins” “Oh yeah why’d he do that?” “To set up the next movie!” “Well that’s thoughtful of him.” Perfect... absolutely perfect 😂
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
Movie reasons.
@ClericalError873 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean pitch perfect?
@mr.wilson99413 жыл бұрын
This movie had extreme "vampire the masquerade" vibes. An underground organisation that secretly controls everything, safe houses Where killing is an absolute no go, blood hunts, a network of spies and informants living in the sewers, exclusive parties in some ruins in rome. I dont know if this is a coincidemce but these things make John wick 2 my favourite of the series.
@siegfriedmordrake32293 жыл бұрын
You know what? I never thought about that but you're totally right!
@mikerivers7559 Жыл бұрын
Hey good call! I never realized that! And I even watched the TV show back in the 90's.
@craycrayirl94923 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite Pitch Meetings. It’s amazing to me that Ryan can keep making these every week and the quality never drops off.
@inr97513 жыл бұрын
Idk, I feel like he could've riffed on a lot more stuff in this movie. Like the fact that the assasin chick is deaf apparently and that doesn't hinder her or anything. A bunch of fun moments was skipped as well, like the gun sommelier scene.
@andrewfrankovic6821 Жыл бұрын
@@inr9751 Paying attention is frightfully hard work.
@DrFOJ3 жыл бұрын
"Is anyone not an assassin?" "John Wick's dog, he's not an assassin...." "Oh good boy" "......for now" "What?!" This is not the kinda clip you wanna watch when you're having a drink
@alm21873 жыл бұрын
And there is at least one lethal attack dog in the third one so it comes close to coming true.
@jw81603 жыл бұрын
Snorting a drink through your nose due to laughter is tight.
@HriskataXcell3 жыл бұрын
"The lighting is crazy, there's a bunch of people, there's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" that line with the clip had me literally laughing out loud! Great work as always Ryan!!
@brianlindstrand9343 жыл бұрын
"Of course, I've seen movies." Perfect.
@SunnyGoodbye3 жыл бұрын
5:03 something about the way he says "me too" is just so funny
@shekharpandey17403 жыл бұрын
2:26 "This guy is vey good for funeral industry" This literally caught me of gaurd😂😂😂
@chrisfitch9723 жыл бұрын
"couldn't he just fight someone with his hands and take their gun?" "Irrelevant!!" "I mean it's kind of relevant..."
@thelisanalgaib97023 жыл бұрын
or use a couple of pencils laying about
@BWintJack3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that exchange is iconic - Ryan should include it regularly.
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
Well it's not _not_ relevant.
@Dreadroberts3 жыл бұрын
"Ohhh, it was a book this whole time." "No it wasn't so at the beginning of the movie--" I'm fucking dead.
@sauditate45623 жыл бұрын
gunsmith: "how many guns do you need" director: "YES!"
@thesynergyofblood3 жыл бұрын
"Guns, lots of guns" :-)
@Philaster3000 Жыл бұрын
You absolutely nailed it. I watched this movie thinking "Is everyone in New York an assassin?"
@madsam7582 Жыл бұрын
Tilda Swinton looking like a Hyperactive mop. -What?? I laugh every time.
@christopherverhoef91123 жыл бұрын
"So then we're going to have this funny scene where they're shooting at each other with silencers and everyone around them's completely oblivious!" "I mean, guns with silencers still make a decent amount of noise." "This is New York, sir, they've seen everything. You could ride a horse down the street there and no one would bat an eye!"
@RoyWiggins3 жыл бұрын
yes the movie is much better if you decide that in its universe, New Yorkers are just so used to assassins running around everywhere that they can't be bothered to react
@jpesmar3 жыл бұрын
@@RoyWiggins So, New York is really just Chicago? Got it.
@pwolfie86033 жыл бұрын
1:17 the sincerity of that line makes it 10x funnier
@wstine793 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "Some people keep asking me if I'm back. Well, I guess I'm back!" Wow wow wow!
@Interestking3 жыл бұрын
I'll get off your back about it then! I wasn't actually one of the people asking Ryan, but I couldn't pass up such a perfect opportunity.
@chrislandrum40323 жыл бұрын
This guys consistency to be so on point is unprecedented. And kudos for not switching up over the years, I’m super addicted to your videos and I got all my friends on your channel now, which to be honest is like 6 people.
@jackjackmckean37913 жыл бұрын
Your pitch meetings are the only videos that poke holes into my favorite movies while still being hilarious and entertaining. Thank you Ryan, genuinely.
@MatiZ8153 жыл бұрын
The writers of John Wick took Michael Scott's advice to heart: "Think about this: what is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies, or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun, because you can't top it. You just can't"
@truththatlies3 жыл бұрын
That producer line "oh really??" After writer's "super easy, barely an inconvenient" is so funny to me 😆😂😆
@alphabetsoup66813 жыл бұрын
It’s made its way into daily conversation at my house
@elisa98333 жыл бұрын
It gets me every time!
@ignaciotaborda65383 жыл бұрын
5:22 I love this face and the tone in it, it transmits perfectly the "poor thing didn't even have a chance"
@RichBaker3 жыл бұрын
I am a huge fan of your work. I rewatch pitch meetings and the sketches on your channel regularly as comfort viewing. If you're ever in the mood to lambast a classic sci-fi, I recommend 1986's The Running Man. Its got so much to skewer. One of my all time favorites. Regardless, thank you for all your work. It means a lot to so many of us.
@CarterDeLeo3 жыл бұрын
6:12 there's no need to block off access to normal civilians when everyone on Earth is an assassin!
@han0903 жыл бұрын
Riding a horse was one of the most grounded things that happens in that movie!
@ryza10143 жыл бұрын
"That explains the 6 Flags ban..." "You might be going to jail." Nearly spit my drink at my computer screen lol.
@cutlet71273 жыл бұрын
The "There's Tilda Swinton on the turntable" caught me off guard.
@XthegreatwhyX3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@brianhenry73483 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Matej_Sojka3 жыл бұрын
Actually the seven bullets does come into play. The eight bullet would have killed Santino in the museum but because John Wick did not have another shot to reload the fight went all they way to continental and John was excommunicated because of it.
@BSOBN3 жыл бұрын
Also it comes into play as the penance that Bowery King has to pay - 7 Cuts.
@deaconstjohn48422 жыл бұрын
Stil don’t get it
@izhamsham8432 жыл бұрын
@@BSOBN In hindsight, Bowery King should just have given John 2 bullets. Well, one bullet would be the second least painful, but that would be just bad story writing.
@scorpiusbalthazar43272 жыл бұрын
@@deaconstjohn4842 If he had one more bullet he wouldn't have killed Santino in the hotel thus he wouldn't have gotten excommunicated.
@yourmum69_4202 жыл бұрын
he shot so many times in between then though
@satyamjagtapedits3 жыл бұрын
I am a loyal fan I literally binge watched every single pitch meeting in past 4 days not gonna lie. I also started binge watching Ryan's channel. I need more of this content please.
@imdonglkr81313 жыл бұрын
Being a loyal fan is tight!!
@Asathegoopy3 жыл бұрын
He is extremely bingeable
@hassathunter24643 жыл бұрын
One could say Bingeing Ryan is super easy, barely an inconvience.
@Asathegoopy3 жыл бұрын
@@hassathunter2464 Oh really!
@satyamjagtapedits3 жыл бұрын
@@imdonglkr8131 it sure is
@ceilinh60043 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed learning more of producer guy's murderous backstory. Backstory is tight.
@havelockvetinari30323 жыл бұрын
I believe both have canonically killed someone.
@Hennerz1773 жыл бұрын
@@The_Muffin_Man Whoopsie!
@laufsteakmodel3 жыл бұрын
I hope their alibis are tight
@ceilinh60043 жыл бұрын
@@laufsteakmodel I see what you did there. Well done.
@Wolky3243 жыл бұрын
When he buys Canada he can flee there and take away extradition
@vi2e3 жыл бұрын
Danke!
@Storm-zm9pp3 жыл бұрын
“Homeless People Assassin Network” So many good uses for this line
@ComboSmooth3 жыл бұрын
I also had a "wtf?" face on when Ruby Rose who is about half Reeve's size turned out to be the final henchman, but then pretty quickly K-Reeves just picks her up and just chucks her through a mirror.
@Сайтамен3 жыл бұрын
Because she is Batwoman.
@neoluthuli32543 жыл бұрын
"It was a book this whole time" That why he is a literally God in this movie
@donb47943 жыл бұрын
"There is Tilda Swinton on the turntables". Noooo man why is Ms Swinton catching strays Lmao
@butcherboy20083 жыл бұрын
3:16 Hey. Hey. Hey. It's called a hobby.
@GS-lq2is3 жыл бұрын
3:22 - the "huh!"s are priceless
@BravoHalcyon3 жыл бұрын
These two have some of the best on-screen chemistry I've ever seen! When they're talking it almost seems like they are one.
@PatronusHelice3 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for a line or two about how clueless John seems to be in this movie, about the rules of the whole killer subsociety... when John was like: Rules? as if he didn´t know them at all.
@Ryodraco3 жыл бұрын
Right, I mean not only was he one of them but he was one of the best and most experienced of them. He should know the rules better than anyone unless they somehow changed a bunch.
@harveylong58783 жыл бұрын
@@Ryodraco the high table keeps their grunts in the dark about certain things. you think 5 star generals know every rule the US armed forces have?
@quankhanh85333 жыл бұрын
5:50 - 6:20 was basically me at 2 AM trying to convince myself of the scene and finally went to sleep
@clank10133 жыл бұрын
"why would they blow up the dogs house?" had me dying! LOL
@1skcusebutuoy12 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at "Tilda Swinton on the turntables"
@lifotheparty61953 жыл бұрын
“The dog’s probably having a pretty good time.” The only thing that matters
@PierreDubois-983 жыл бұрын
“This guy is great for the funeral industry “😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PippiOnePointOh3 жыл бұрын
Producer Guy’s home life is a straight up nightmare.
@brucebaker8103 жыл бұрын
Worse. His nightmares repeat, as in _Groundhop Day_ They're on Cthuloop.
@malcelinho3 жыл бұрын
I love when Producer Guy gets excited, like when he's talking about the secret mainstream organizations
@Blocparty013 жыл бұрын
Best part is knowing that John's dog probably had a good time at the end.
@thepaperninja31233 жыл бұрын
0:19 that laugh tho 💀💀
@TheStrangr3 жыл бұрын
4:19 Oh, murderous dogs are TIGHT!
@kingsleycy34503 жыл бұрын
Mob bosses in these movies: "Let's mess with John Wick. It will be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@robertmiller77213 жыл бұрын
They learn it’s the opposite pretty quickly don’t they.
@hassathunter24643 жыл бұрын
"Oh, really?" John Wick: "No"
@mrinalkantimishra16183 жыл бұрын
Just saw the movie yesterday and was searching for this video. Great job.
@KCWilliam3 жыл бұрын
18 Again... my favorite as a child.
@CFSTUDIOS-13 жыл бұрын
How does he literally never miss with these pitch meetings 😂
@andrewfrankovic6821 Жыл бұрын
He's just telling the truth.
@jedmachirus20363 жыл бұрын
“Like bumper cars but with murder” 🤣
@NKA233 жыл бұрын
That "debt seal deal" that Santino has on John Wick works this way: Santino helped John Wick to retire, so now he OWES Santino and if he comes out of retirement ever again (for what ever reason), Santino can claim Wick's debt in form of ordering him to kill someone and there is no way Wick could refuse that kill contract. It does make sense and it's not even that bad of a deal. Unfortunately for John, he came out of retirement by taking out this entire Russian mob clan in the first movie. So his debt came due.
@thedreamscripter40023 жыл бұрын
Well, that was far from entire clan, as we see in second and third movies, but in everything else you are right. The main idea of all John Wick's franchise is how he desperately tries to leave that underworld and how it swamps him more and more with each John's move
@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband2 жыл бұрын
I get more and more unnerved when I see the name Santino(mostly because that's also my name).
@cpljimmyneutron3 жыл бұрын
3:50 I was so hopping you would get this correct when you started to say it. Guns with "silencers" still make a ton of noise, because silencers do NOT exist. Suppressors do, and they are capable of taking a gunshot sound from deafening, to eardrums have a chance of surviving loud. Seriously, a gunshot is about 180db, with a suppressor it is still at least 150db. For once I want a movie to get this correct.
@hellofrominside85243 жыл бұрын
The cut at "because he's an assassin too." was perfect
@randomcomentor163 жыл бұрын
I still think we need a pitch meeting of the movie 'The Room'
@anotherone79243 жыл бұрын
Yes, please! 😂😂😂
@PuppyMonsters3 жыл бұрын
Why would you make Ryan watch that? What has he ever done to you?
@EMurph423 жыл бұрын
That might take an hour to break down all the inconsistencies, but I’d absolutely love it. Otherwis
@Hair8Metal8Karen3 жыл бұрын
@@EMurph42 opposite of a problem
@jamesmontgomery83473 жыл бұрын
You are my rose 🌹
@ProudPapaJD3 жыл бұрын
There were multiple times I was expecting a “Yeah yeah yeah” but it never came. You subverted my expectations like all good writers do….
@johngard153 жыл бұрын
subverting expectations is tight
@vadic063 жыл бұрын
Mean while at the Continental Friend: wow John I don't know what to say about that. John wick: *slams beer on counter top* WHO THE HELL BLOWS UP A DOGS HOUSE!.
@USERID412-k7n Жыл бұрын
"Barely an inconvenience" always lands a solid punch in your pitches I've seen, and serves as a great running gag that encapsulates what you're doing so well.
@johnheitmuller53863 жыл бұрын
Pitch Ryan never mentioned it was a 'her' in his "Battle of strength between him and someone else who is 95 lbs lighter than him," but Producer Ryan knew it was a her. Tight.
@LaughBoys3 жыл бұрын
Producer Guy does NOT mess around when it comes to bumper cars. Violent carnival games are TIGHT!
@robertmiller77213 жыл бұрын
Seeing how there’s going to be five Wicks I can’t wait for a half hr compilation of them. Going to be tight.
@JonatanKipKipowsky3 жыл бұрын
Best line: ”Is anyone NOT an assassin..?” 😂
@Kaushal713 жыл бұрын
0:53 Santino said if you had stayed retired I would have respected ,this means because John was on hunt in first movie he was forced to get back to work . It was a very good planning .
@bait52573 жыл бұрын
That was a lie
@joshoshea31943 жыл бұрын
You're the funniest guy on KZbin Ryan and I mean that 100% I can't get enough of your videos, especially Pitch meeting! You've gotta do John whick 3 now you realise that! :)
@crashh92703 жыл бұрын
Not sure why but the “Ohhhh so it was a book this whole time” line just makes me laugh so hard 😂
@camerongalloway5183 жыл бұрын
2:33 just noticed Ryan's been standing this whole time
@acefreezy3 жыл бұрын
pitch meeting videos that are released on my birthday are tight.