John Crist: Would Like to Release a Statement - FULL SPECIAL [2023]

[@johnbcrist]

FALL 2024 TOUR CITIES!! Springfield (MO), Philadelphia, Appleton, Sarasota, Ft Lauderdale, Jacksonville, Melbourne, Lima (OH) Shipshewana, Saginaw, Cheyenne, Sioux Falls, Denver, Bakersfield, Oxnard, Long Beach, Midland, Lubbock, Dallas, Toledo, Chicago, Davenport! johncristcomedy.com

[@fayekicklighter3004]

Wonderful

[@ggarippa]

No NY or NJ

[@hmac163]

When will you come to Canada?

[@triciapelletier3964]

Come on down to sacramento, CA

[@titan_six]

But none in your home city of Nashville?

[@therealest493]

Level of cleanliness of John Crist's comedy is just out of this world, no cussing, no inappropriate content just clean comedy. Top notch.

[@navy79930]

Taste and see that he is good!😂😂😂

[@Ludifant]

You can´t even say "cursing" these days? P.C. gone mad..

[@peterhanna3206]

Only inappropriate offstage, when he's getting drunk and trying to coerce women into sex

[@Lavenderrose73]

​@OurBlindSpot well I say "cussing" or "swearing" anyway. What's the thing about "cursing"?

[@ZNMelowLeloNeka]

​@@navy79930😂😂😂

[@karaw1430]

The apex of John's comedy career thus far! This is a damn good special. His energy, willingness to push limits... the world needs more of this right now

[@hambone5shorts962]

I have to watch this again!! It's full of great jokes!!

[@jamesstortz936]

@@hambone5shorts962 YES. AND I WANT TO RE-WATCH IT WITH FAMILY ESPECIALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@blackcorp0001]

One to watch with friends and family

[@peterhanna3206]

@@jamesstortz936 just don't leave him alone with your daughters if they're 18+

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

@@peterhanna3206this guy gets it

[@helenramsdell1959]

I was laughing so hard and loud my husband came up from the basement to find out what I was laughing at. I started the video all over again and laughed just as hard the 2nd time. My hubby laughed along, too! Great show!

[@JennyDM92]

“My sister goes to women’s marches and my dad stormed the capital” 😂😂 I had to pause it for a few minutes after that because I laughed so hard. Thanks so much John, and god bless!

[@tommymartin896]

Pulling out that 97% joke during the prayer posture joke was one of the strongest moments of comedy I’ve ever seen.

[@natalienelson8681]

Blew my mind.🤯🤣

[@Soulreaper-1129]

Had me lmao 🤣 at the gym!

[@getnanoed]

Jessica comedy is not for u!

[@fubar-world]

I think John missed an opportunity for a joke when the black guy said his name was Jake. John should have asked if he had white parents.

[@Taylor314T5]

Can you explain the 97% joke? Went right over my head.

[@charlesharlan5951]

What a relief to finally hear someone make good clean jokes talking about everything makes you laugh and you don’t mind playing it in front of your grandma

[@Elle-om4nf]

Wait until grandma lets go and anything goes 😂 It was around 80 for mine, and I'm having the time of my life with her!

[@khall1780]

Your grandma does cuss???

[@pibly7784]

Yes !

[@pibly7784]

@@khall1780. ??

[@davidfoote696]

Nate bargatze is the same, he's one of the best

[@jonathanstatham88]

I live alone and have comedy on 24/7. It usually starts to blend into eachother. This guy was good enough to catch my attention and have me looking into more of his work. 10/10!!! Great stuff!

[@BREAKocean]

Bro I have comedy on while I'm gaming and this guy made me alt tab out of destiny 2 and subscribe

[@KimiCruz]

Complete agreement!!!

[@mariammeliksetian7916]

I loved how he went from being on IG making Biblical references to a full blown theater, this is great.

[@breauxdose]

Dudes been touring for years

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

Also a sex offender

[@loganwebb1171]

@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 ⁠If by “sex offender”, you mean “committing adultery”, you’re right. He was definitely in a bad place and had addictions that got worse and worse until it all exploded in early November of 2019. After he was accused he spent a couple of years in rehab working on himself and started fixing a lot of broken things in his life. He eventually came out of this stronger and acknowledged what he did was hypocritical to his faith and how he sinned greatly against the Lord, how it was utterly and completely wrong and that there was no one to blame but himself for his actions. He’s said in recent interviews (about 2020, search “John Crist controversy” and look for an article that says “John Crist is back” something like that) that although he can’t make up for what he’s done, he can own what he did and emerge from it stronger. I think all that is really important to remember before you start judging someone like him.

[@rebeccaclinemeservy]

​@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 I'm glad you said something. I went and looked it up. Thank you.

[@GaryCrant]

@@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484 Does sexual misconduct make you a sex offender?

[@SX-sv6vo]

I'm a teacher here in Texas. Last year I had parents that told me to throw the book at their kid if I needed to. I didn't, but I felt completely supported.💯

[@ggarippa]

Sometimes that's what's needed. Today's children are coddled and most parents wanna be friends with their children and not parents

[@marciaalexander214]

“Cleveland Guardians” …. Shut up you’re not my real dad!” BEST. LINE. EVER.

[@vancerhoades6307]

This guy is not only hilarious, but he aint afraid to talk about some real shit, and he doesnt have to cuss to get laughs. Need more comedians like him these days! 100%

[@stetson_maven]

Yeah but you did, lol, jk dude

[@Qfunkyfresh]

Nate Bargatze

[@misses1768]

Jesus is King! 👑🩵💕🦋💕🩵 Jesus died on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead on the third day. Repent and believe in him as your Lord and Savior and you will be saved! God bless! 🩵💕🦋💕🩵 💕🌸🌺Romans 10:9-11 KJV 9 that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. 10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. 11 For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. 🌺🌸💕❤

[@vancerhoades6307]

@@stetson_maven i know. Lol

[@vancerhoades6307]

@@triviaqueen2023 very true. Lol

[@michaelflorant8641]

That was one of the best comedy specials I have seen in awhile. I know he has gone through some stuff but nobody is perfect and I have more respect for a Christian who owns his faults and seeks the help from the Lord.

[@1blondidea]

@michaelflorant8641, I have personally known John since he was 11 or 12. My daughter is his age. I homeschooled my daughter, and we were in the same homeschooling group here in our little area of Georgia. When John and my daughter were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. John and my daughter played tennis together. My daughter, and John both have gone through some very rough times yet each one of them are doing sooo well today in their lives. I thank and praise God for that. I get tickled with watching John on stage. He STILL has some of the same non-verbal body language mannerisms I saw in him when he was a kid. What's really funny for me is whenever he talks about his Mom. I STILL get to see John's parents every so often. Anne is a lovely petite lady, a bit shorter than me. Our grown children are much taller. Personally knowing the family for 3+decades makes John's "family" jokes even funnier for me. Who knew way back in the day that John would grow up to be this amazing Commedian?! We love him.

[@georgefriesen3001]

​@@1blondideawhy did you feel the need to share that long story with the entire world?

[@ashlenjoful]

​@@georgefriesen3001why did you feel the need to be rude?

[@georgefriesen3001]

@@ashlenjoful would you want someone to just randomly go and spread so much gossip about your own life on a public profile like KZbin?

[@DawnNY]

​@@1blondidea Thanks for sharing your story. 🌷 I've watched this show so many times with my friends and family. I "spice it up" on my family text now.😂 Blessings 🙏🏼

[@patcharles1146]

Only people who are naturally funny can go this long with no cussing! This was great 👍🏾

[@maryalmeida5424]

With the Lord's help.

[@dawn8542]

​wtf??

[@diautumn88]

​@@maryalmeida5424Amen!!🙏

[@stacymilligan5253]

That's truth too. Seinfeld is a great example. I believe he said anybody can be funny useing a cuss words be funny without them is what I feel. He's great! He pulls it off naturally.

[@chandrasharon3595]

Word

[@TheVoxbox13]

I'm a certified expert in comedy, and this is inarguably 97% top tier.

[@Oilofmercy]

Who else can I watch. Just starting out!

[@debraboe8496]

I've been depressed and decided to watch more comedy to boost my spirits and found you 😁 thank you for the laughter God Bless you and keep it up 🙏🐾💛💙💚😂😅

[@beabeauty]

I feel same. Thank God - I needed this ♥️

[@chooselove2553]

Peace be with you. Feel better soon.

[@kaytesauls2844]

I love how he cracks himself up at his own jokes 🤣

[@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy]

That's nice

[@susancnw59]

Red Skelton used to do that.

[@dannyafranmond9116]

It's faking a laugh to make your audicence think your funny

[@GavinBourbeau-n7z]

SAME!!

[@AdamGraciainc]

I’ve seen him live twice, he consistently murders, honestly one of the most underrated comics of our time. This was his best yet, what a great special, cancelling him was the best thing that could have happened to his comedy. He was on point from start to finish. Great great comedy special. Give this man $50,000,000 for a three special Netflix deal.

[@stephaniehenry8467]

AGREED -- HE IS ALWAYS ON IT... his timing is impeccable.. and his WHIT is ammazing!

[@katietalley3776]

No way; if he's on Netflix they'll try to manage him. Way better to be on KZbin where he decides what he wants to do. This is by far the best I've seen of anything he's done. And you're right, it's crazy to think cancelling someone could have one of the most positive effects on a person. That just points to his character. I love it when people choose personal growth over victim-hood. Way to flip it and show everyone John Crist!!

[@Sprinkles_Reign]

sorry but they only reserve that kinda money for subpar content

[@nicolecopland461]

Thanks for making me look him up. 🫤

[@lisaschooler9992]

@@nicolecopland461 I first saw him on his hilarious clip of grocery store “brands that should be canceled….” It’s a hilarious and a quick watch

[@anthonym3792]

We were there in the audience for this! He is hilarious

[@geraldisfilming]

I heard you clap in the YT video!!

[@Ian_Schneider]

I think you lost some money because I wasn’t there and I got to watch it for free.

[@heavnxbound]

@@Ian_Schneider Six days ago you *needed* to see him live.

[@elchappo1320]

Was anyone offended there?

[@staceylacey5587]

I want to know if any of those Dallas Texans were offended by his Texas jokes? I love him too, but I was wondering.

[@cthompson897]

We really needed the laughs, Thanks John!!

[@carolynwallace6489]

We were there and I laughed so hard! At one point, my husband asked if I was okay. Thank you, John for coming to Dallas!!

[@summerbaby88]

😅

[@HiddenGemsConsulting]

I usually don't find comedians funny, but I love John for being so hilarious with no vulgarity. So good!

[@tracywerner4315]

I feel exactly how you do. I can't stand when comedians are vulgar.

[@joshbriansmith]

Does being a repeat sexual predator make someone vulgar? Cause this dude is a creep.

[@The_Jiant]

You two sound incredibly boring.

[@unacceptablesisterpeter3431]

Check out dry bar. It is like 90% vulgarity free. I was so happy to find that channel.

[@HandsomeBeast]

This is super awesome comedy.. What shocks me is the fact that he didn't cuss even once or do anything in appropriate and yet massively funny!!!!!!!!!! 😂❤️

[@AdamCasada]

Welp the Cardi B joke was pretty ick 😐

[@desertdudes3822]

And to drag a verse through the mud like that

[@TheSbaty]

Those who need to be vulgar aren’t good and definitely aren’t intelligent.

[@HandsomeBeast]

@@TheSbaty I agree! 💯

[@rebeltexan2814]

I mean he is a Christian.

[@Khandiee]

“If it wasn’t for Rufus you would have died on the way over here Gina” that line is genius 😂

[@terrid8880]

He’s the kind of guy you want to hang out with. So funny!

[@relodinge]

My thoughts exactly!!

[@paulduffield1785]

By far his best stand up show to date for me, he’s really matured as a comedian, knows his audience and is just hilarious. Great job 👏

[@Desi-Rose]

What's so extra funny about him,is that he makes himself laugh!It's adorable.🥰👍😂

[@leilaniz5909]

All comedians do

[@jillybeancadney6229]

I don't know if I'd describe it as adorable ... That term is too much like a baby or a baby pig or a puppy. Lol. What other word can we use to describe this? I find it endearing, relatable and a tad bit of sexy thrown in there... Love you Dave. "DAMN THE MAN!!!!" - Lukas Empire Records

[@you_beg_my_pardon]

There's a lot of comedians that laugh at themselves but really aren't even funny. Some of them have late night shows..

[@you_beg_my_pardon]

​@Jillybean Cadney so you're saying if she said adorably sexy that would have been better? That would make her look like a pedophile..

[@dantelum]

@@jillybeancadney6229 that's his modus operandi

[@kimconrad5156]

This guy is funny. People are so afraid to laugh or make jokes any more in case someone gets offended. We need to stop taking everything so seriously and learn to laugh again.❤

[@marideana64]

I love how he cracks himself up at the same time he's cracking up the audience😂😂. Excellent wholesome comedian who's not afraid to make us laugh😅

[@ScottieD813]

In 2015, I was dating a woman who's fater was the pastor of a Pentecostal church and she introduced me to John Crist's work, I was immediately impressed. Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things in this world. To realize there is such an amazing talent who is religious on that level was so foreign to me, I was blown-away by how funny he was. My relationship didn't end up working out but I left it with a revitalized faith in our Lord and a new comedian to look forward to being entertained by. I'd call that a win because look who came through for me all this time later. Made me, a 36 year old man, laugh out loud, by myself, like I'm having the time of my life. It's not a miracle performed by our Savior, but it does have appreciated, long-lasting value

[@kellysong2256]

Have you watched Johnnie W. or Jeanne Robertson? I imagine that you would enjoy their comedy also 👌

[@sweencreamer]

Trying to watch this with headphones in a quiet office environment was not a good idea! Watch it somewhere that you can freely die laughing 😂

[@ChoznandBeloved]

I was watching it at midnight in my kitchen while I was doing dishes… Not my best idea… 😂

[@amyjohnson5839]

That's why I'm thankful I work from home. I can laugh as loud as I want 😂

[@mssheila1954]

Good stuff Jon. & I know God is laughing. He made us didn't he ???😊

[@ATMM514]

When he asked about Jehovah Witness and someone in the crowd said “Oh No” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashleyemdee]

I died at that part! hahaha

[@tianaanderson9476]

💀😭😭

[@retrostuff8976]

“Joe biden’s shoe size? Six. Obama’s dogs age? Six. CNN spell backwardds? 666.” Lol

[@snowwhite5842]

Jehovahs Witnesses actually have really good senses of humor. Super nice people too. I’m not one, but know about 30 of them.

[@miriammoshoeshoe7312]

@@snowwhite5842 Yes they are indeed. I live in Fallbrook, CA. I look forward to seeing and interacting with them every Saturday morning when I take my dog for a walk at the farmers market. The elder's Lars (from Hungary) and Jose do have a sense of humor and I love them so much like their my surrogate fathers. Same with the LDS, I have a surrogate sister with 23 grand kids. I have met some of them. A good sister, kind and loving friend. Peace and grace to you

[@stephaniemcavey4637]

Best stand up comedy that I’ve seen in years from any comedian!!! 53 minutes of almost non stop laughter! Literally my cheeks hurt!!

[@asiangin]

Have u seen Shane Gillis. This is good but his special is top notch

[@gigibrady333]

NOTHING NEW SAID. JUST SEEN RANTING. 2 OUT OF 10.

[@stephaniemcavey4637]

@@asiangin I don’t think I have, I’ll go look at his stuff though, thanks!!

[@lisagoolsby-werdebaugh698]

He’s the best Ever (to me) 😂🙋🏻‍♀️😭

[@strathroyaaron]

Thank you Jon for being funny in 2023, and not being vulgar to do it!

[@joshuasmith9312]

THIS is comedy. Poking fun at everyone and making hard topics easy to digest. Great job!

[@drmsducomtru]

I’m so happy I watched this. This was actually my first time seeing John and he’s amazingly hilarious. Great show!!!!

[@anitacunha4555]

His facial expressions/body language is everything, love his shows!! He is the real deal for sure!

[@1blondidea]

@anitacunha4555, I've personally known John since he and my daughter were about 9 years old. When they were about 12, we started a Homeschoolers Tennis Association. I get soo tickled watching John today BECAUSE I've seen some of his facial expressions/body language since way back when they were kids!! Which of us had any idea John Crist would grow up to be this tall, amazing and talented Commedian?!?! We love him.

[@davypig571]

You know it's a great show when it goes by too quick. Non stop hilarity.

[@headreddedstepchild6177]

Its drags when you listen at work, after a 3 day weekend

[@KimiCruz]

Agreed i felt like wait is over already? More now he's not scared of the truth because he's God's

[@candiejo3869]

I give John so much credit. He acknowledged his problem. Got help and now he's back to ripping it up in comedy. God bless John! You're hilarious 😂🩵🩵

[@lennybuttz2162]

I don't know what he's on but reminds me of every coke head I've ever met.

[@JCK6185]

@@lennybuttz2162 Nah, he makes sense even without finishing his... LOL

[@TheOnr-rh1yb]

I thought he was a Christian? ​@@lennybuttz2162

[@debbyferguson3595]

John Crist is stellar!💥 "Any Jehovah Witnesses in here?" The lady in audience, "Oh, god!" John loses it and audience roars. 🤣 Then the "Knock! Knock!" 🤣 He is fire!❤💯🔥

[@nascarsteve]

I laughed harder than he did about the black guy in the audience being named Jake. I almost fell off my couch. So funny!

[@kingdombusiness8349]

Nothing better than clean humor, thank you Jesus! 💒🙌🏼

[@rieaweer7459]

Hitting a cat with a car? Not exactly wholesome. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy John's videos. However, calling this set clean is subjective, I guess

[@rieaweer7459]

@jessicably3 it seems more like dark humor to me, which is fine. It's just interesting that so many others see it so differently

[@joypecarski3115]

Why isn’t this trending across the world yet?! All content from John Crist should be automatically viral

[@sownpeace]

🤠Thanks!

[@kreese316]

Just WOW. How are you biblical, convicting, exposing, comforting, and totally real, while being tummy-crushingly funny? Thank you; I needed that.

[@ToddJambon]

I can't believe you had this much new material in a year! Great special.

[@jbsargent1396]

I went to this show, let’s go Dallas!! This was the best comedy show I’ve ever been too, and the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen! I met John Crist at a separate show a while ago and he’s just as funny off stage. I’ll be at the show in Abilene Texas this November, can’t wait!!

[@missycl9200]

My child was comforting me when I was laughing so hard I was seemingly crying. Thank you for sharing your gift with the world.

[@honeystorlie1778]

Seriously!!!!! So gifted on so many levels!!!!

[@U_neekliss]

😂😂😂that's hilarious

[@danig2029]

I didn't stop smiling and laughing at any point during this special! Thank you @JohnCrist

[@easye5653]

This is the kind of Special we will watch OVER and OVER!!!!!!! 🤣😂😃

[@blesd4success]

This was great. I am a gluten free, vegan, animal rights advocate, non denominational “Christian” that prays in public and uses essential oils and I thought this was all funny! I laughed out loud and it’s not an easy feat to get me to laugh at a comedian. I love love love the audience interactions! One of my favorite moments was when John asked about JW and the lady in the audience said really loud “Ohh god!” Rotflol.

[@EvetteChi]

Why did she say Oh God? I don’t get it.

[@theotherredhead]

This ENTIRE special had me laughing so hard from start to finish that I was honestly wheezing so bad that I really thought I was having a near asthma attack not even 5 min into the beginning of the show. He is BY FAR one of THE best comedians (clear or dirty) to come on the scene in the last couple years and right here is top notch.

[@blueprint_branding]

My husband and I were at this live taping! He puts on a great show. If he ever comes to your town, he's def a must-see!

[@4miyahart]

This guy is absolutely the funniest stand-up comedian I've seen in a very long time. The real world humor had me crying.... and I'm a Southern Baptist vegan... Jake (in the audience) State Farm..LEGENDARY 🤣🤣🤣

[@DesireeChiquillo-s5o]

THIS IS PHENOMENAL COMEDY! And I feel safe watching and laughing as a Christian, lol. Thank you for using your gift ❤

[@35mayocynthia]

I hope that he gets his popularity back he is such a good comedian.

[@donnamarsh3474]

Hey John....you have officially ruined me for church.😅 I started laughing during communion at my cousin's church. They offered the gluten free communion and I LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!😅😂😅😅

[@larissalavender1760]

We got gluten free options at church last week for communion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WorldCitizen47]

The ridiculousness of modern-day Americans talked about with clean fun humor....I just love this guy!

[@Watergardengirl]

lol… its considerate, and can I have organic, unpasteurized grape juice too?

[@WillieR3]

I never knew that existed lol

[@Rosie_C]

Oh my!! I’m severely sensitive to gluten and quietly bring a tiny piece of unleavened bread wrapped in a minuscule piece of plastic wrap and I’m pretty sure no one notices what happens. How irreverent to announce it. 😬

[@gwbrown1911able]

I can’t tell you how much I enjoy John Crist!!😂😂😂😂

[@velroneramdon2289]

I can tell he was raised right, you're awesome

[@pmiranda512]

Im sick and miserable and this was AMAZING to find right now! God bless!

[@ChroniclesofaRunawayBride]

I really didn’t think he could top his last special but this was HILARIOUS! I was listening while swimming and almost accidentally drowned 😂

[@alcaholic9559]

Try floaties : )

[@serenabell1971]

That was funny!

[@shataviaharris4341]

“ I ain’t even want y’all up there “ ….started crying 😂 😂 I shared this w/ 10 people. ❤

[@wendysmith9891]

Yes! One of my fav lines!

[@lorievanwerden7691]

Funny stuff! Your comedic timing is spot on. You ask questions of the audience and always make it into a very funny addition to the shows. That takes skill.

[@oscargoldman2344]

"There's no Dr. on a Spirit Airline flight" LOL😆😅🤣😂

[@ashleyholmes28]

This was the best stand up I have seen in a long time. Can’t wait to see more.

[@druburr2415]

Thank you for sharing this video. Your comedy combined with your faith is essential in today's crazy world.

[@larrytowe6672]

I've seen John many many times, in my opinion this is the funniest that he's ever been.

[@daleclark8872]

That was an AWESOME show! So good to listen to excellent comedy and not have to deal with vulgar language!! JOHN CRIST IS THE BEST!!

[@Shirleyneumann7]

I love how he can be so funny without having to cuss every other sentence. Keep up the good work John.

[@packattack1762]

As someone who lived in Oregon near Portland, John is 100% correct.

[@jazzya7383]

Listening to this while I’m working night shift on Walmarts remodel team. The beginning of my shift was annoying to say the least. So I’m grateful for these laughs now. 😂🙏🏾🙌🏾

[@T-Squizzle]

Absolute home run John!! This was by far your best work. Thanks for putting this together

[@sundaibrown]

Thanks!

[@janefromcanada6943]

Nailed it! 😂😂😂 Give this man a Netflix special!

[@micheleschettino4849]

I had the chance to see John in NYC. He was hysterical! This show was awesome. Thanks for saying what we are all thinking! ❤

[@helenmurphree3434]

My son at about 9 years old said to me at the dinner table. “I’ll sit here all night, but I’m not eating that” It was all I could do not to burst out laughing 😂

[@sarahdoanpeace3623]

Rotlf 😂😂😂😂😂😂 is hilarious!

[@keetasingletary]

😂 when my youngest was 3 she comes to me and says she's hungry so I ask her if she wants to make her something to eat and she says No. I stupidly asked her if she likes my cooking and this little girl looks me in the eyes and says I don't love it. 😮😮😂😂😂

[@libertybell8852]

😂😂😂 well, he was willing to stand on principle dang it! 😂😂 that's hilarious.

[@libertybell8852]

​@@keetasingletary😂😂 My ex's mom is a larger lady and my kids were 2 and 3, and they had cake and the 3 year old goes "Mimi wanna bite" well MY mom was dieting and the kids had been there as well so the 2 year old pipes up and says "It'll go straight to your butt!" 😂😂

[@SDGLFDNC]

My younger sister was like this. Now, every once in a while we get a picture of my niece sitting at the table with my annoyed sister. An apology to my mother is always included. 😂

[@TxJanna]

We need a compilation of the endings with Caleb. The way you two riff off each other brings tears from too hard of laughter.

[@serenapalmer1220]

I can’t wait for him to come to Chicago! I’m so ready!

[@TigerKingpin]

I used to see all of his videos on social media and had no idea his standup was this good. Good stuff.

[@GabrielMartinez-su8di]

This show was absolutely hilarious!! 😂😂😂 I love the audience interaction lol 👏👏👏

[@kimberlyrobbins4047]

😂it’s an absolutely wonderful feeling to laugh today thank you John Crist.

[@elisabethball2184]

Saw John live last Friday and I was DYING the whole time, so much fun

[@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy]

That's really good

[@jacklasz]

Love your comedy John!! Hugs from Ontario Canada ♥️ Anjay

[@WilliamSaundersG220]

Watching you is a blast. Especially the Jake issue.

[@lindsaylum]

Loved it! Great job! Perfect timing when the guy walked in at the beginning with the cowboy hat on 😂

[@quinnobrien8686]

This was awesome, and the whole “Jake” bit was absolutely hysterical! I fell out laughing!

[@donnamarsh3474]

Probably the first and last time about Jake! 😂

[@quinnobrien8686]

😂😂😂

[@wendysmith9891]

3 favs-“I didn’t even want y’all up there.” - JAKE!! Had me in TEARS!! 😂😂 - “They’ll honk at us when it’s our turn to go.” Honorable mention- Prayer posture with hand on hips. -

[@MobmomDealz]

I loved it no cursing at all.

[@michellethiesen7972]

In regards to spanking. My pastors grandson has never been spanked. He's the only child who can calmly verbalize his emotions and come up with coping mechanisms on his own to deal with his negative emotions. He's six. Most respectful, well behaved kid I've ever had in my nursery. If you do it right, it works. The problem is that these parents think that gentle parenting is giving your kid whatever they want, letting them do whatever they want, and not doing any work to raise them into decent people.

[@stephenamos2182]

And that was exactly his point.....

[@Azul901]

Spare the rod, spoil the child...

[@stephenkarla7113]

It usually only takes a time or two not to spare the rod before they get it clearly.

[@fabulousfamily564]

The rod is leadership. The rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Clearly it's not about beating.

[@SDGLFDNC]

You have a point. I’ve worked with kids for most of my adult life, and I have only once wanted to hit one (it involved him causing me a fair bit of pain and I was 18). I’ve got a little boy at church (he’s 4) whose parents never tell him no. He whines when he doesn’t get his way. He thought he was an unstoppable force. Then he met me. Whining goes in one ear and out the other. I have found that when I set the boundaries and calmly enforce them, things work better. Also, saying no does not mean no forever. An example is that this kid wanted to be the line leader, but we had one already, so I told him no. He accepted it and then asked if he could be next. I said yes, and then came the important part, I let him have his turn. I’m getting results his parents aren’t. It is my OPINION that what is called gentle parenting is stupid. Kids need boundaries, and they are not my peers. The way I joke about it, is that these kids know I’m the adult, but that they’re in charge. When they want to be close to me, my legs might belong to me, but my lap belongs to them. My father was rather violent, which definitely had an impact on my opinion, but I don’t think there is a reason to beat a child. Spanking is ok on occasion, but if the parent is doing it when they are angry, the chances of abuse go way, way up.

[@sprgeorge333]

I saw that knock knock joke from half a mile away... I closed the blinds and acted like I wasn't home.

[@ghhm2705]

😂😂😂

[@hollyedmisten5927]

Love you John! Thanks for always making me laugh, you're my favorite comedian!! Congrats on the special 🎉

[@Romans10.9]

Best special I’ve seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs John.🙏🏿

[@curtispeterson9735]

Im not sure I've ever laughed so hard at someone who does clean comedy.

[@bradhouston4734]

Loved it! Love from Australia 😀🥰👊🕺🏻🇦🇺🏝️

[@terigoodwin9984]

The absolute best....John Crist says what WE ARE ALL THINKING! Fantastic show...see you in Anaheim in July! Can't wait!

[@glamgal28]

Congrats on the special John, you're killing it dude!! LET'S GOO 🤩

[@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy]

John Chris is very funny

[@RAYRICHARDRAYRICHARD-ck4wy]

Do you enjoy watching John Chris?

[@Snakles08]

John says the word racism. Entire room goes silent. One of the funniest moments in the show.

[@threetreasures7698]

It’s Dallas…

[@Mmendez48]

Comedy I can watch with even my youngest kids and grandkids!! Thank you john for the laughter. I get up early in the am for work and I needed some laughter!! WELL I GOT IT. Thank you Lord for the gift You gave john. Laughter does a soul good....

[@ArchingScarab]

What a scathing and apt social commentary, brilliant. American Christian culture needed to be put under a microscope too and I'm glad he did it while making us laugh.

[@taylorjanellepps1752]

This was fantastic! Good, clean, HILARIOUS, engaging comedy. This is what we need today. Be encouraged @johncrist. Keep doing what you’re doing!