I Hid Something In My Bathroom

I Build A Hidden Arcade In My Bathroom
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[@John_Malecki]

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[@CPTFiXtion]

Next on John Malecki: Hemorrhoids.

[@olliec6577]

My thoughts too!

[@chrishand259]

Came to the comments just for this 😂🔥😳😢

[@prosuc]

Yes

[@CGT80]

Is that anything like Ass-teroids?

[@cphaatn]

Next project is to have a hidden toilet in the living room.

[@Sunnbuzz]

If you want to see toilets in random places lol just watch LEAW (leave everything and wonder) video on 3 Italian homes for sale in Sicily - The Italians were never short on "washrooms" or random toilets, which seem totally normal to Italians

[@sylvaind.6786]

😂

[@brianb6969]

I'll allow that! lol

[@psychorabbitt]

He's from Pittsburgh, so he should have a hidden toilet in his basement.

[@simonolphin]

That is the most John Malecki video you've ever made. Love this sh*t. Nice work John.

[@gregjones1266]

Sh*t being the key word as to why this video is being made LMAO . great idea and work !

[@cblack1863]

Having major flashbacks of 'Pimp my Ride' puting screens in peoples bumpers, taillights n' steering wheels when they couldn't fit a popcorn maker. I was waiting for Xzibit to show up and mock your bathroom... Hope you conveted the towel rack into a gun rack, and you have a decent sniper tripod.

[@BFT88]

Look up the backstory on that show. I grew up watching it and never knew how so much of it was fake regarding the car builds.

[@Zogg1281]

My personal recommendation for anyone you plays video games at John's house...... bring your own controllers or wash your hands REALLY well afterwards!! 😂🤣😂

[@IT_Dinosaur]

John - you are a lunatic. My kind of lunatic. Building custom stuff with weird features is the primary reason I got into woodworking in the first place. Lovely, absurd, Useful project. Two thumbs up!

[@deltawildfire2422]

Most of you are watching this in the bathroom.

[@kelvinphillips3528]

Absolutely right!!

[@ZelX-]

Noooooo...... You have no proof I was on the toilet when I started this video.... None at all. Brb wiping.

[@itaintnobutterflies6265]

Hell yeah!!!!!!!

[@tallenisse]

100% fact

[@LeumasTheOnly]

I feel called out

[@clantonmiller7626]

Stain and oil is my favorite part. The beauty of the project comes to life. ❤️

[@CovertGunman]

Something I just thought of, for the wobbliness and single mounting point for the top half, could you add some structural pieces that are attached to the bottom of that top half and will act as a guide? You could even have them be like drawer mounting brackets so it's smooth and could be attached at both ends.

[@CGT80]

Do you know what linear rails are? That was my thought, but I do fabrication and welding and my primary trade was painting, staining, and finishing the dead tree carcass that finish carpenters built. He could have maybe hid the rails and carriages inside some wood and used the same bevel on the side to where two pieces of dead tree "wood" meet up, with a second layer to hold the other half of the rail system.

[@neonllamasftw]

need to install a UV light inside to sanitize the controllers 😂

[@occheermommy]

That’s actually a good call. They say the spray is like 6 feet

[@yeahitskimmel]

A feature you'll only find if you come on down to the Pink Eye Arcade

[@akstylez6978]

Came here to say the same thing. Lol. Seems pretty unsanitary to me.

[@Alexpalanik]

You are using the excuse of "I need to make content, it's how I get paid". To make the coolest thing ever, that no wife would ever approve wasting money on. You're my spirit animal

[@siraadam4343]

I went through the same thought process about not cutting the side pieces. I’m glad you said the same thing, I feel validated. However, this is the absolute LAST thing I’d want in an employee bathroom 😂

[@lynn_phoenix]

I figured you would add vertical side tracks to aid in shelf stability/guiding. Maybe a linear rail or v-wheel setup

[@CGT80]

Linear rail was my exact thought and it would have worked with his angled cut if he had used two layers of dead tree........I do fabrication and welding but for many years did paint and finishing on residential and commercial buildings so I have worked on many cabinets.

[@twig985]

"gonna ask me regardless why it took me so long in there" is so real lmao

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

Got any fix for your legs going to sleep while you're gaming in the toilet?😄

[@yeahitskimmel]

My grandpa used to have these padded toilet seats

[@seanfishback3340]

Poop standing up?

[@vidiotsyndrome]

Stand up to wipe between rounds

[@MattyRRG]

get a foot stool and straighten your legs out every now and then, or use it to raise your knees higher

[@CGT80]

I don't play games, but update my various lists in google keep for jobs, things I need to do, or shopping lists, or catch up on emails or forums and legs going to sleep is a real world problem. Hurts like hell!

[@zachclayton8602]

Congrats on 1M followers!! Been here from the beginning and it’s been great watching your channel grow.. keep up the great videos!!

[@trentonbaughman4255]

I like the strategy of making the cabinet look way better by making the bathroom look absolutely horrible

[@Almechazel]

I don't hate it. But man, that beveled joint combined with the wobbly nature of the top scares me in actual use. It has reminded me that motorized mounts exist, which may prove useful for the actual arcade I'm building, so thank you for that. Oh, and hello from Vermont.

[@eldie3d]

I would've hinged the top. I would have used the 'Oscar the Grouch' method - the cabinet is the can, the top is the can lid, and the TV is Oscar the Grouch... 🤣🤣🤣

[@itsm00t17]

Nature is neat!

[@Menisis1]

Yo! How about a Conveyor Belt Table for your shop? Completely unnecessary but Sooo much fun.

[@neonllamasftw]

Sounds like something for @unnecessaryinventions

[@Rouxgaroux38]

One suggestion - When you were putting the hinges on and you were blowing the nails too far out the sides, use a scrap block as a backer and it prevents the nail from blowing out the wood and it makes a little cleaner and easier to fix if it does go through. Great work. love all the fun projects

[@bazilwreckerloughead]

Love it, that looks like something my brother would have in his bathroom...if he only had indoor plumbing.

[@shaundevereaux4616]

Who needs a hidden tv in their bathroom when we all have phones to watch instead

[@joecuddington3205]

I was half expecting a hidden spot for a bathroom pistol. You never want to be caught on the crapper without a "sh*tter gat" as one of my gun nut friends calls it lol.

[@gabrielarrhenius6252]

"Mommy, why are daddy always spending so long time on the toilet?"

[@SargeWolf010]

Honestly I'd put tv in bathrooms mainly so people could continue to watch sports while there in there like a Applebee's did...

[@dylanquartly3944]

24:36 time for two cabinets, I bet you thought no one would notice

[@mendozaben85]

Feel bad for Sam, that thing would have crushed him!

[@vanillajustin]

@30:59 -- Jody @InspireWoodcraft showed a couple years ago a tip that still boggles the mind -- he turned his miter gauge *around* in the table saw, so that he could reference the leading end of the material when pushing through the cut. Super handy, I still use it all the time!

[@Bill_Hartnett]

That you missed the obvious "YOU LIKE THAT!" Kirk Cousins cut is criminal. 🤣 18:25

[@Alphasig336]

I will say my wife loved her 32” TV that is viewable from Bath, Shower and Toilet with Door open. My buddies love it too when games are on. They will turn the game on in the master bathroom so it’s all set when the bathroom breaks are needed

[@bradleytuckwell4881]

You got to love a hidden compartment and it looks great the black with brown kicks plus you looked like a professional for a change lol

[@pateralus9]

I see you have a Benchmade Bugout, John, that's awesome! Love that knife, currently have two of them. You got any other folding knives you like to carry? I collect all sorts of knives in different price ranges. Also, great work on the cabinet!

[@hankchinaski7883]

Throne of Games

[@thecosmicmonster682]

I really appreciate the "Please sponsor me Nintendo" shot.

[@DirtBoyTrucker]

Ridiculous? Yes. But entertaining as hell always! Thanks for the cool videos as usual John.

[@No_Worries83]

I just need a quiet space to pound off, this sounds like a great solution!

[@shayd1984triton]

Build a Billiards table next. Another idea is a rack to hold rifles.

[@c.a.g.1977]

Well, there goes thte Employee efficiency rate.... Cool build, and the remodel came out pretty dang good! Well done Sam!

[@Vorgto]

Make a wood working table with as many tech gadgets in it as you can.

[@The_Shiny_Red_Dingus_of_Mingus]

I hid something in someone's bathroom. I left it in his upper deck.

[@handduggraverdronline]

little puddy a little paint makes a carpenter what he ain't

[@humang]

Did I just watch you create a rabbit with a biscuit joiner? How have I never seen this before?

[@joefaraone977]

...and I loved the bourbon bar build.

[@Pilotforlife555]

What suction hold was that to carry the plywood?? Perfect Father’s Day gift!

[@jmorv8866]

Great idea John. Play some Quake or Doom and then when something scares the crap out of you, you're already in the right place. :)

[@infered5365]

I'd love to see a 1v1v1 again, but this time without the expensive floor tools. Are you still the best in your shop using contractor saws and hand tools?

[@dwayneattard5265]

you need a design like a tree for the back to reduce the amount of stress you have on those 4 screws on the bottom. Maybe it could be attached to the back of the TV.

[@charlesgrattafiori576]

You should build a coffee table for the living room but with hidden gun rack inside. Or a floating shelf with hidden gun rack inside. Something like that would be cool

[@bgpappy30]

You should make a shirt that says “DON’T DO THIS AT HOME KIDS”. I’d love if you built an outside storage shed that you can move around if needed but big enough to put an old ford tractor into. This build is an awesome and AMAZING IDEA. THANK YOU FOR SHARING JOHN. One love to all!

[@Sunnbuzz]

I can instantly think of 5 guys I'd give the t-shirt to, lol

[@jimrosson6702]

Turned out great

[@BoBandits]

Thanks for the new trick! My biscuit joiner is now a router as well. Occasionally. Maybe.

[@BoBandits]

25:00 crunch crunch grind...

[@DARTHxBRSTNITRX]

0:54 "if we could get some sort of gun..." Gotta shoot the the shit while shooting the shit 😂😂😂

[@ToughasNales]

Really I would have left the sides solid and put little guide pins in it to keep the tv lift from being to wobbly and just that little extra support, I mean if the shelf is a little odd on height I don’t think anyone would notice it’s a bathroom in a shop lol

[@Atlantismonkey40]

FYI, when you only have 2 inch pin nails, you need 1 inch. Lay nail flat and cut to size with cot off wheel. Drown and dirty, quick fix. Nice finished product.

[@GibClark]

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 usually don't spend that much time in there....Boss there cracks the whip lol

[@chriswertz7434]

All great scenarios start with "Here's what I'm thinking...". Oh, and you can't leave out "I got this..."

[@hectorriveraGC3]

John this is really awesome, I wish you sold them! You should change the title to secret gaming setup and have that picture of you sitting on the toilet playing because i swear this video was recommended to me at least 7 times today and if that would've been the title and thumbnail, I would've watched it on the first!

[@briankeithwood]

Wonder if drawer slides when it opens would help keep it aligned? Maybe cross supports on the back?

[@gregorydenton5312]

Hit that 1 million sub mark. Someone’s getting a workshop!

[@thomaskeane5723]

Supposedly Zach Frazier is a woodworking fan; you're going to have to invite him to one of your upcoming videos. As to this one - holy 💩!

[@jaymz_13]

Just a thought; could you have added a larger plasma cut plate to the underside of the motorised shelf for stability to spread the load a bit better?

[@emilevoyer123]

YOU DID IT AGAIN, THAT IS REAL COOL

[@johnnyu001]

It's awesome. You are awesome. I'm just super happy you got it finished in the 3 day time window, because otherwise...well, otherwise... Okay, I'm not sure what would have happened but thank god it got done in time. ;)

[@bubby-un34benny-un46]

The king👑 of youtube is back

[@lancelavallee8487]

FYI, the screws you were looking for are on the bottom of the TV. They're were you mount the stand legs that came with the TV.

[@MrDogdaytona]

so i love this cause i am working on something like this based on the burbon bar. it will be like a little hidden recording studio setup

[@Aronwhut]

You guys should attempt something from a show that's near and dear to childhood me, "Home Improvement"!

[@kweks]

Not my boss walking into my office just as soon as THATS A THICK ASS BOY plays. lol. This build screams squrilley malecki. I love it

[@thomasbair8599]

I love how you're basically getting paid to slowly remodel your house and shop with the most badassery you can think of. Well played good sir!

[@Lotuses69]

Best woodworker and advice giver still to this day💯💯💯💯💯helped me through A Lot of hard times💯💯💯💯💯

[@scotter_dotter]

John! You have just up,d the man game! I’m so proud of you. This is a dream come true.❤

[@damiettamataram3492]

"It's dumb, but it's mine." Exactly how I describe my best friend.

[@EXTREMOZAU]

One hell of build love it

[@user-gh2pp5qe1n]

What if you put a couple of full-extension drawer slides on the back, wouldn't that take the wobble out??

[@edswanson3941]

Now that's just funny as hell, I don't care who you are!! Very cool build John

[@ianitor]

should add a bidet to keep it moist

[@adamritchey4209]

I wish I had a bathroom that warranted this. That's awesome

[@jpbfreemen7969]

Dear you've been on the can for 2 hours now when are you coming out!? Just one more Boss Honey!

[@inb4tehlulz]

Add some tracks on the back of the wall that it rides up?

[@MakewithMatt]

This is stupidly amazing lol

[@PurpleKangaroo4]

i know you were working with what you had but the shallowness of the inner cabinet would absolutely tip anyone off that theres something weird about that cabinet, if it was intended to actually be a secret. end result looks fantastic as always regardless, good work

[@chuckfinley4869]

I would have made the false wall magnetic so that you can easily access it.

[@jtmcdole]

Should have added Ludwig's bidet for that extra shot of surprise ;)

[@debbiputman3482]

Love the cabinet! But, Dude, peel & stick tiles?

[@KingKernel]

Make shop shades with yellow tinted glass

[@travisweller1754]

"The New Jankee Workshop" lol good work.

[@genecreamers4480]

Instead of Feather FInish, use Ardex TWP (Tilt-Wall Patch)

[@Cal-127]

could have attached triangular pieces on the sides of the tv slide to secure the top more. I'm worried those little screws will strip out.

[@territ1231]

Your ideas are so narley!!!! You have an outlet that low in the bathroom? You'll know where your girls are! Watching Bluey in the bathroom!!

[@heatherschmitt5534]

I've watched a lot of your videos and we're subscribers. I'm sorry to be a nit picker, but I see in this episode that your 1st Cav flag is being partially covered by another flag. I'm partial to the 1st Cav flag as my dad was in it, and he was also a carpenter. He passed away 5 years ago, and watching your show and seeing glimpses of the 1st Cav flag reminds me of him. BTW, he'd get a kick out of your show! 🙂

[@CzBMusic]

"it's dumb, but it's mine" would be a great t-shirt

[@cdarrigo]

Dude! Watching you on that table saw, how do you still have all your fingers?!😮

[@tomaskara902]

i am trying to understand the logic of painting the natural wood with black and staining the plywood :/ poor maple, in the end looks nice :) bit weird when it "opens" :D

[@edcctf]

Congrats on a million subs and thanks for making me one in a million! :)

[@951WoodworkDesigns-bx4kn]

A padded toilet seat is a must!

[@panda93247]

I'm amazed things didn't go worse when I heard the words 1080p and highest quality used in the same sentence.

[@Iam_jardow]

What's better than poop particles on your controllers? Other ppls poop on your controllers lol

[@yeahitskimmel]

Call it Pink Eye Arcade