Johnny Depp dealing with Amber Heard's lawyer 😂😂😂

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[@Jose-gc3xt]

You can definitely tell Johnny Depp has a lot of experience dealing with bullies

[@michael9000]

I think he learnt this from a very early age.

[@andrebarros281]

Valentonas

[@kader938]

@@michael9000 the next guy to say ok, is stupid

[@lemonke5341]

@@kader938 ok

[@kader938]

@@lemonke5341 return back to monkee

[@timmytacoburrito]

Even in the face of a shitty battle in court with Amber, this man still manages to lighten up people's moods

[@32braveheart]

He is a violent addict and seems to be under the influence even in the courtroom. Not sure what's funny or entertaining about this.

[@OptimumInfinitum]

The power of a good actor is far beyond our skill set.

[@blue1133]

@@OptimumInfinitum he's not being an actor, he's being himself, he is that great as a human being.

[@NOCON7ROLL]

@@blue1133 And a pretty good guitarist too!

[@jordanschlansky4093]

@@OptimumInfinitum Yeah because only actors can have a sarcastic sense of humor and be witty.

[@vmitad23]

"I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so that he would stop talking so much." Lol I love this one😂

[@el_teodoro]

The media be like "Depp did hard drugs with Marilyn Manson"

[@famoussteph3052]

@@el_teodoro no cap no mufkin kizzy yep

[@WAEVOICE]

That's really funny to me since "verbose" is the *last* thing I would attribute to Manson.

[@eyeluvverbutterdogsheds4941]

I wanna hear more about that

[@eyeluvverbutterdogsheds4941]

@@el_teodoro No, thats what you be like - making up weird random things to get mad about. Btw, the “media” doesnt exist in every country, and youd be wise to recognize how lucky you are to not have strictly state run government propaganda running 24/7.

[@JJ-jh6dk]

I'm glad Johnny's keeping his composure and lightening up people's moods, didn't expect this to be this funny

[@l.2264]

I have a law degree and I have to say that this is a great indicator that the person is innocent.

[@l.2264]

it is very common for an innocent person, after being wrongly accused, to have 2 reactions: 1 he despairs and collapses; 2 she accepts that the situation is beyond her power to act, and so she behaves as if she has "washed her hands"; "clean convenience".

[@l.2264]

an interesting fact is that psychopaths (because they are very good at manipulation) act in this exact way during legal proceedings, because they know that if they appear innocent, they will convince the public. a good example is Ted Bundy.

[@l.2264]

when I did forensic psychopathology, my teacher was a great psychologist who diagnosed a famous psychopath from my country, the park maniac. he was so good at manipulation, he even received love letters inside the prison, he received around 1000 love letters in the first month after being arrested. And this, of course, is connected with the paraphilia that some women have about being abused, a serious psychological problem.

[@simpforsukuna1432]

@@l.2264 Damn that makes sense a lot thanks for the info

[@brendenirving7463]

“We’re gonna fast forward in time” Depp: “yes i can feel it😐” Fucking legend

[@deedee2455]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AozoraUltra2006]

I loved this moment 😂😂😂

[@caricature1997]

I don't understand. Can someone explain? English is not my first language.

[@AnjuDieQualle]

@@caricature1997 they were probably saying that they will continue to talk about an event that happened further in the future from the one they were talking about previously. So when he said "we're going to fast forward in time", JD made a joke. Maybe because it sounds silly, maybe to simply make a pun. "I can feel it", as in him being able to feel the time travel

[@finnshepherd9010]

@@caricature1997 the attorney was saying that they were going to move on to retelling events that happened at a later date, but the way he phrased it made it sound like they were going to time travel (like actually move forward time) and Depp sarcastically replied that he could feel it happening. The irony, of course, being that time is moving very slowly because of how long the case is taking to go through

[@ballsackmanfred]

You can't beat a man that battles with himself everyday.

[@chrismiksworld]

Ooooh that's a Good Quote

[@burimsaliji23]

Really a good one,imma use it tomorrow 😃

[@PoojaS17]

The only comment that matters🤌

[@watermelonsprite1497]

@@PoojaS17 yes because you don’t matter

[@mehdimoussaoui1712]

well said kid

[@saswatmishra5644]

This man is unknowingly helping as all men come out and talk and seek justice. After this big case, this won't be overshadowed as "men cannot be abused by women". This is a thing and a very life shattering thing

[@NinthSettler]

Not only that but also "women can't invent bullshit to destroy men's lives". Unfortunate that such a thing has come to happen in the first place.

[@abhishekranjan3515]

Kyu senti ho rha bro. Ye bs ameero k saath hota hai. Apne saath nhi hoga. Don't worry 😂😂

[@rishi_1003]

@@abhishekranjan3515 Galat understanding vro, ye cheez koi bhi relationship me hota hai worldwide, kaafi, even here in our country. Dikkat ye hai ki we are ‘men’ so we can’t be emotionally abused by women kyuki ham ‘mard’ hai, ‘dard’ nhi hota. Isse thoda confidence aayega worldwide ki men speak up about their partner emotionally and mentally abusing them, physically na ho toh na ho.

[@AmolJadhav-fi8pt]

@@abhishekranjan3515 Sorry this is prominent in India too. Abuse/threat of women law to get men to do their bidding and have their way is common thing in India.

[@yo_boy_cletus6760]

I think it’s clear they are both abusive

[@yuhhh845]

I’m sorry, but MEGA pint is the funniest thing ever. It’s like saying a HUGE Centimeter. It’s the stupidest term he could possibly come up with

[@gorgest781]

Is a pint an actual measurement unit?

[@ScarySquirrel]

@@gorgest781 Yes, of course it is.

[@kstefi]

"Huge centimeter" omg lol 😂

[@k13m13]

My centimeter is twice as big as yours.

[@kickrocksmaybe]

From “No, but it looks like it would fit some cocaine.” to “Im sorry could you read that again?” he had me giggling too. 💀

[@solarcompaniesarefraud]

Don’t forget the the mega pint An let’s fast forward ⏩ I can feel it

[@TheHouseofSniffers]

In most cases, the man will lose. In this case, he is Johny Depp.

[@ahmedbenamor4849]

When he said " You continue to read that right" with a smile, I burst out laughing.

[@istoleurfaceha3527]

@@kickrocksmaybe it’s straight fax bro 🤦‍♂️

[@MrSNARFSNARF]

So charismatic it's crazy. No wonder why he's a star lol

[@Alteori]

The courtroom laughing was the best 💀💀💀💀💀

[@iananderson5050]

Oh cool you're here too? Looking forward to more JP/JW vids leading up to the JWFK release

[@taqresu5865]

Hey Alteori, I love your videos. I started watching you for your Monster-verse videos.

[@JurassicWorld.4]

@@iananderson5050 but JWFK already came out, in 2018

[@iananderson5050]

@@JurassicWorld.4 my bad, JWD

[@JurassicWorld.4]

@@iananderson5050 oh that makes sense, I can’t wait for jwd

[@RGC_animation]

Johnny Depp is a comedian even when in the most serious moment of his life.

[@enderdude5000]

E

[@user-qm3bx9ql7j]

E

[@serolog2]

Pretty sure a libel civil case that he brought, in which he is facing no counterclaims is far from being "most serious event in his life" 🤣

[@lAlacathl]

That's why we love him

[@floppyDisk616]

Mr. Depp is so extremely strong rhetorically, I love how calm and relaxed he answers the dumbest questions, quick-witted

[@eppssilon]

I totally agree with you, and I don't even know what it means to be strong rhetorically!

[@floppyDisk616]

@@eppssilon Rhetoric is the study of the effective design of speech. Put simply, rhetoric is the art of speaking 😊

[@LinkEX]

Agreed, it's remarkable how well he can lay bare the bullshit of each statement _without_ saying anything that they could twist against him. Wish I had even a fraction of his quick wit.

[@c0nc3ntr8d6]

JD even had the courtroom laughing. This tactic of trying to annoy him backfired horrendously.

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

That lawyer is a an infuriating, short sighted, overcompensating prick of a clown!

[@yedabudaye9209]

Exactly trying so hard to provoke him into a rage or outburst has backfired. They know he's a softy but they so badly want him to commit in court. I just love his calmness and humor (perfect combo). He'll win this

[@QuackSus]

watching him talk by himself was difficult because he had to be so careful with how he words things and probably anxiety, but when he's put up against people like the lawyer its so much fucking funnier and he's been handling it so well

[@HeLIEl]

He’s a actor as well so i am sure some of that expertise was put into good use

[@vladokingsley297]

The courtroom is filled with his fans

[@carlmanvers5009]

That man has the patience of a saint, and the humor of a devil. Bless him.

[@travel.music.food.5403]

Yes, exactly. Very well put!

[@TheDangerNoodle]

Wow well put

[@teresapuga9181]

Exactly my thoughts!!

[@hopesflaw6523]

Well if seems like he is Winning why would he not be happy.

[@maruxarn]

It's almost as if he is brittish

[@KWithAK03]

Had the biggest grin when he said “bless you” to that random person.

[@WAEVOICE]

Imagine the look on that random person upon reacting.

[@enderdude5000]

E

[@xxlCortez]

I think it was one of the jury.

[@grannyperson]

The lawyer: "we're gonna fast forward in time a bit" Johnny: "yes i can feel it" Literally the best thing he has ever said

[@DomR1997]

Honestly the highlight of the century lmao

[@softshopdsr5935]

1:55 😂 lemme rest johnny

[@iron_bucket]

​@@JohnDeppmusiifenah, bro, for real?😭💀

[@kelseypromitas5706]

I died when he said "I assaulted some cabinets but not Miss Heard." lmao

[@abschy648]

LMAO he aint wrong

[@mayankjain8971]

RIP

[@glhfggwp6232]

Cabinet for equality

[@nottomiokagiyu9830]

Cabinet lives matter too

[@buchok]

Stop Cabinet abuse

[@zefx2203]

"Bless you" in middle of court. Man has decency and manners.

[@radcliffewendy]

yes he was adorable ♥️

[@Thawhid]

As always

[@RachelDeRosier010894]

Such a kind man, he deserves better.

[@brandonjackson636]

But said we should a asassinate a president. Quite the manners.

[@Adderallyall]

And he said it to a member of the jury!!

[@VanFahnel]

I love how the lawyer stutters, because everybody knows he is talking bs.

[@heartlessnobody1143]

Even he knows hes talking bs, but its his job, what is he supposed to do?

[@nuggetplanet5150]

"You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine correct?" *smiles "A mega pint?" This legit had me on the floor, JD is such a chad, mad respect to this dude

[@CZpersi]

I wonder, how many mega-pints are in one giga-gallon?

[@samwilkins03]

@@CZpersiA mega-pint (1,000,000 pints) holds 473,176L of liquid which is 104,084 gallons which is 0.00104 giga-gallons. Therefore, there are about 960 mega-pints in a giga-gallon

[@tenjinjoymira]

Heard's lawyer is obviously trying to get under Depp's skin and get some kind of outburst out of him in the court room. Good job on Depp staying calm and even putting in one-liner jokes to lighten the mood.

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

Depp never hurt Amber the whole time they were married, except maybe when he was trying to pry her off of him, when he was trying to leave fights. He has the patience of a saint.

[@Runforestrun]

He's way too laid back for that to work. Its like the lawyers weren't aware of his personality.

[@lemonking3644]

Why aren't we attacking the *WOKE MOB* who initially cancelled Johnny Depp to take Amber's side before any proof was provided...

[@bennettom2472]

"liner" lmao

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

@@lemonking3644 Oh, loads of people hate them, don'tcha know?

[@jordanbonanno3833]

The fact they kept this unprofessional schoolboy as a lawyer and allowed to even stand in front of a judge is astounding to me. Dude tripped over every word that left his mouth.

[@blakfloyd]

Sounds like his morning routine includes a mega pint of white zin.

[@tomh2572]

Well if he was called to the bar, he's a qualified lawyer. That being said, I agree. Why didnt Heard hire a better team? I understand that artists tend not to be as wealthy as people perceive them to be, but for such an important case, she surely could have hired a better team.

[@akitolo7140]

Because it's just a stage

[@nettaleanne]

@@blakfloyd lmao also is a mega pint not just a Pilsner?

[@runek100]

@@tomh2572 it is not that simple. It is really high profile case, we dont have all information, but seems like already lost case. It would be pretty bad advertisement, because you cant really win it no matter how good you are.

[@jodepploro3783]

Lawyer: "Let's go forward in time." JD: "I can feel it."

[@axd2312]

Clown: "you were drinking pretty heavily" Captain: " *Were you there* ?" God 😂

[@mclovin2408]

God: 😂*

[@feelingfroggyy]

@@mclovin2408 😂😂😂

[@Onmysheet]

Owned him in 3 words.

[@InfernoCarson3619]

"but then you spend 5 minutes looking for documents" Johnny Depp is a national treasure

[@docmaga8740]

Truly..he is.

[@SmplyZak]

*international treasure - the whole world has this mans back 🇦🇺

[@RobertoStenger]

@@SmplyZak Yes, indeed. 🇧🇷

[@peteroconnell8764]

@@SmplyZak Yes he does 🇮🇪

[@najeebladha4358]

@@SmplyZak Absolutely 🇰🇪

[@DJKronikCam710]

"I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so he wouldn't talk so much" was one of the funniest things I ever heard 🤣😂

[@odapunkt]

However isnt drugging someone illegal?

[@KanohiVahi]

Big part of it was his delivery being so damn funny with him trying to keep in laughter but then cracking up nonetheless

[@DJKronikCam710]

@@odapunkt not when you hand the pill to the person and tell them what it is lol it's not like he slipped it into a drink without him knowing or something

[@DJKronikCam710]

@@KanohiVahi hahah I know right, there's quite a few times where you can tell he's trying to be so serious but they keep setting him up with dumb ass questions or comments, like they're making it so difficult for him to take this seriously, which he does take this seriously, but I also believe that there has to be a little bit of comic relief in situations that are super serious especially for long periods of time like this court case

[@jrmints80]

Even the lawyer laughed at that lol

[@steveb7555]

He continues to be funny even when he’s under pressure from court he’s got courage to stand up for himself but also represents all other men who suffer from domestic abuse from women.. brilliant a true gentleman

[@pgagneaux]

I love this man dude, even in court confronting his abuser he still goes out of his way to be wholesome and try to make everyone laugh

[@amandaflores1895]

I honestly don't think he was trying.

[@DatFunnies]

Amber’s lawyer: “you were drinking heavily!” Johnny: “Were you there?” What a comeback by JD 😆

[@tajadd9446]

This isn't stand up and he's not 6 years old answering 'You're X!' with 'I know you are, but what am I?!' It's a court hearing. Just answer the question you were asked. Were you drinking heavily or not. The comedy is irrelevant.

[@alexdraco9926]

@@tajadd9446 it wasn't a question. it was a statement that her lawyer wanted him to agree to. so he rebutted. the fact that we find it humorous is irrelevant.

[@Libadergiotis]

@@tajadd9446 Never been to court as a witness I suppose? Lawyers especially the asshole type like make suggestive questions. I usually don’t answer these but tell them to repeat the question.

[@OtakuV2]

Me: define drinking heavily.

[@NoKuToXiA]

@@tajadd9446 were you drinking heavily? Thats a question

[@rapolasra934]

Him saying "bless you" to a random person in a court who sneezed is how you win everyone's heart

[@Megabot_6000]

Imagine being the lucky sucker blessed by him

[@carlodave9]

He's not winning hearts in any way that will do him any good. It sucks but it's true. Amber's victim face will crush him. Wait till she gets on the stand. She won't look like a mafioso and crack jokes. She'll give the performance of her lifetime.

[@natedang8880]

@@carlodave9 what is she going to look like again? A mf 🤥 you say? Performance meaning she has to perform her truth? Lol

[@Megabot_6000]

@@carlodave9 so pessimistic, don't give ppl any credit for being able to see a genuine human from a turd.

[@aliceeverheart9237]

@@carlodave9 She'll go on useless rambles and have a hard time answering yes or no questions. Have you not seen her 2016 deposition 😅 absolute disaster. She's not the best actress lol

[@shadowdemon8597]

If a lawyer asks me “did I read that right?” I would be like “you’re a lawyer I sure hope you can read”

[@LisztFan2005]

Yeah then the lawyer would tell you to stfu and go do your homework.

[@claralima1967]

"You can't have read it left, yes?" (I'll see myself out)

[@nvpics150]

lol, or "Am I going to get paid for tutoring you in reading"

[@generaldirection5123]

An actual lawyer told me this is because they cannot make direct statements when a witness is on the stand. They HAVE to be asking them questions. So this is just a cheap loophole tactic, if he ends everything with "did I read that right?", technically that's still a question. When all he's really doing is reading negative tabloid articles to him. And because technically it's a question to the witness, JD also HAS to answer him every time with yes/no. Good on JD for making this lawyer sound fking stupid for it.

[@Ceryniful]

If you watch the whole section where the lawyer is reading out news article headlines about JD, it gets way funnier than this. “Uh, yes you really are very good at reading” 😂

[@GraveStone0]

Even in court everybody laughs with him 😂😂😂 he’s such a good comedian man

[@JohnDeppmusiife]

Thank you for your love and support and I am forever grateful, I will be giving out 6 autographed guitars and you have been selected among my lucky winners, Where are you watching from?

[@81anma]

"You would sometimes drink whiskey in the mornings too, right?" "Isn't happy hour anytime?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rutabaga7700]

I'll drink a mega pint to that!

[@ezchenchanel2728]

😂😂😂😂

[@helenalovelock1030]

Brilliant court room laughing

[@michellereionodera]

Me I'd take that as evidence of Heard abusing him. dude shouldn't feel the need to drink all the time if he was happy. poor man.

[@matiascamprubi-soms7719]

@@michellereionodera glad we’re unlikely to have twelve people who exist in such a simple reality

[@dec1085]

You can see his sense of humour in this but when he is recalling some of the stuff that happened you can tell that it was terrible for him

[@APEUSZ]

I

[@skrydon78]

I can't seem to view that 1 reply to your comment. Odd

[@tomow7566]

@@skrydon78 ratio

[@dec1085]

@@skrydon78 Yt is weird

[@skrydon78]

@@tomow7566 Dude I am pointing out the shadow ban thingy where comments simply does not show up

[@lehgooo8104]

I love how he makes everyone laugh even during the court procession but he IS indirectly replying to their answers Lmao

[@chansuable]

His voice even while dealing with Mega idiots without a pint of reason .. is STILL so soothing and kind! Jokes aside, He can be an amazing storybook reader for kids! just the right balance of volume and depth..

[@Deraldgjr]

He should get a sitcom out of this. 😂 His comedic delivery and ability to stay straight face is superb.

[@mugwump7049]

Just the courtroom footage alone is easily the best reality TV ever.

[@KLondike5]

420 Jump Street

[@luisz222]

Johnny Depp should cameo in It’s always sunny in philadelphia.

[@unknownentity8256]

Multiple award winning actor is capable of holding a straight face in a courtroom, damn thats impressive.

[@itshuntress6131]

Im not jumping into fire thank you very much.

[@techieevenstar]

Even now, man can’t stop being a legend. Not even for two seconds.

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

To be fair the lawyer makes it so essy one would almost feel ashamed

[@one567]

Sorry Techie, can you say that again😛

[@pytek23]

He is just a f...ing actor,not legend ffs.

[@one567]

@@pytek23 A what? It's too bad you don't like him. I think he's a respectful and well-talented actor. some would say legend

[@Meskeeful]

😳 Stop idolizing DYSFUNCTIONAL actors... 🤦‍♀️

[@s92alpha8]

'We're fast forwarding in time' 'Yes i can feel it' That was probably the funniest line

[@yurivs8181]

When you are mature, you turn your trauma into the jokes.. I love Johnny Depp

[@mascaraverde3506]

Now I understand how did he nailed Jack Sparrows role so well. He just had to be himself only dressed as a pirate lol

[@blackhand1235]

yeah it was confirmed by all the cast that most of what Depp was doing in those films was ad lib.

[@hardcorebarbell]

@@blackhand1235 Depp said in an interview, paraphrased , why it made Disney mad and they couldn't replace him or write him as Jack out of the script because he specifically was jack in his performance. The majority of what he said, he made up, especially the quirks and behavior. They couldn't do anything with such a pivotal character that was key in the movie that was practically doing his own thing.. So when we see the Franchise as a whole, there's a reason he's in all of em!!

[@davidofpiano423]

The best part of this has to be that Amber is surely going crazy inside watching Johnny make the whole courtroom, as well as the entire world, love him (and likely hate her) more and more as the trial goes on.

[@saulgoodman7858]

exactly lol

[@cardur6475]

@@saulgoodman7858 if nothing more than that come from this trial, that will be a great accomplishment!

[@denisemetzger305]

Someone who is at the trial said Amber was complaining to her attorney about johnny making the court laugh.

[@blanche1366]

Cue angry baby face she seems to tape on every morning and bring to the court >:c

[@favforsue]

And when this is over, she will complain that the world is unfair to her and only taking JDs side because he is a famous man. She will continue to try to play the victim.

[@polcumaku3546]

“i wont give you anything to argue with me yet” this has got to be the dumbest sentence to ever have existed

[@bresidentpoejiden8253]

That "bless you" won the case.

[@shotgun6125]

I was under the impression Heard lost this case months ago. Judging by the lawyer’s dialogue skills, I’m pretty sure I was right

[@Synth2000]

Can you elaborate ? Not sure I understand your comment

[@kamrynxo]

@@Synth2000 self explanatory

[@windsorkid7069]

I concur. 😂🤣👍

[@StankFrengus]

@@Synth2000 the lawyer is stuttering over his words. thats the kinds thing you or I would do, this is a high profile case and he appears amateurish, its my own personal belief that he's acting so incompetent on purpose to get amber heard in trouble

[@Synth2000]

@@StankFrengus i don’t think so, he is a high profile lawyer as well. Check it out. I think he is just being outclassed and that’s what makes him insecure.

[@a.r.1135]

Imagine being the person documenting all of this on paper, just writing out everything that was said and seeing everything happen all at once.

[@Icepwned]

[courtroom laughs]

[@tic857]

I want to know how they would type the stuttering.

[@ValiduzZ]

Stenographer: Megapint. Stenograpther a bit later: MEGAPINT.

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@milkychocolate4584]

Must be annoying with the lawyer saying the same point 4 times over

[@xx_space.puppy_xx]

Im so glad hes finally getting the justice he deserves. Johnny has been one of my favorite actors for such a long time and im happy to see that he can smile and joke through this tough time in his life

[@GuiltyTytan]

Someone : Sneezes Johnny: Bless you ! :)

[@hyun1141]

During this trial he's never been overly dramatic, and when his patience wears thin he uses humor rather than reacting aggressively. I also noticed how he takes his time to think before answering, even if we know what the "easiest" answer could be. Most importantly, whenever there's a video or text shown in court that makes him look bad, he seems overcome with shame rather than angry at Amber Heard who often drove him to that point and even recorded him when he was in pain.

[@northhallbabe13]

Very well put, I agree

[@brey1720]

Very good observation 🙌

[@arleneirvine1526]

a brave man, i drink a liter of wine a night, does not make me a bad person!

[@ShadowMind312]

Agreed. But he had a missed opportunity with the Mega Pint of wine. I would have asked the attorney; does that glass look like it holds a million pints? And when he says no, follow up with; thus you're incapable of correctly visually interpreting videos

[@christiansmith1639]

@@arleneirvine1526 how many mega pints are in a litre??

[@fendviyo]

It's crazy that after everything he's been put through he can still crack jokes at this dollar store attorney😂😂😂. Hopefully Johnny comes out on top of this situation ❤️✌️

[@Qotroz]

There is absolutely no chance of Johnny Depp coming out on top. He is literally destroyed his own career during this trail and nobody really likes him anymore.

[@sadshonenfan]

@@Qotroz me when i lie:

[@Xeirn]

@@Qotroz Remember kids. Feminism, not even once.

[@onbekend256]

Johnny Depp is my number 1 actor and hero and trust me, the whole world loves him for what he truly is: An outstanding actor and an amazing human being.

[@raviduweerasinghe127]

@@Qotroz JD has got to be one of my favorite actors of all time-you’re stupid if you think people don’t like him. People love him

[@seendon5394]

Amber: "Are you a lawyer?" Him: "Yeah bro." Amber: "What firm do you represent?" Him: "Uhhh the fucking uhhh the god damn uhhh --" Amber: "You're in."

[@LisztFan2005]

He's probably a good lawyer considering that Amber Hired him.

[@DINOLOVER6717]

Johnny has so much patience. I would’ve snapped multiple times during this case….

[@JohnDeppmusiife]

Thank you for your love and support and I am forever grateful, I will be giving out 6 autographed guitars and you have been selected among my lucky winners, Where are you watching from?

[@dschafar6679]

*"You will never forget that day...the day you 've almost caught Captain Johnny Depp."* _Epic music starts playing_

[@davidback2144]

You win.

[@CbsMousealot]

Best comment I've read here

[@BaByBoy714ful]

I can hear the Caribbean Theme kicking in💯✊🏻😂

[@josephlittlefield2313]

He really is the best court pirate I’ve ever seen

[@DarkSideGaming547]

@@josephlittlefield2313 so it would seem

[@elipeeli]

It's insane how victims are treated like they're crazy and sometimes even the abusers can win the case. It's disgusting. Also the lawyer is being absoultely disrespectful. Probably because he knows he's gotta work extra hard to make it seem like Johnny is the bad guy

[@danlorett2184]

Pretty much the only way the lawyer wins this case is by annoying Depp into an outburst in court.

[@vortex162]

@@danlorett2184 “win”? Doesn’t look like it to me, sounds more like a laugh in the courtroom. Not to his favour.

[@springwish4520]

I'm glad AH ex-assistant gave this lawyer what he deserved during her testimony 😂

[@mrmusketier453]

I looked after my nan for the last three years of her life and I’m being treating like all I did was scab of her. I’m being treat d like the nut case and really I don’t talk nor hear from anyone.

[@contacthigh8571]

He definitely tried getting under Johnny’s skin so that Johnny would become visibly upset to portray him in a bad light like that. Didn’t work. Johnny straight up did not give af😂

[@The_Old_Sword]

After All these things johnny still Smiling like a champion this shows how strong he was

[@shouvikghosh8946]

Johnny Depp is a man of sheer class and style....!!!!!

[@ProtoMario]

Jack Sparrow recounting his love affairs.

[@wtgw1]

Captain Jack Sparrow!

[@travishunt2083]

Ayoooooooo it's Proto Mario

[@Maurice_Moss]

* Amber slaps him* "I'm not sure I deserved that"

[@tuff_lover]

@@Maurice_Moss Yep.

[@AfricanWithNoFlies]

Why is the rum always gone?

[@DrizzyDoggo]

I mean c'mon, Depp is stuttering less than the actual lawyer.

[@Gzaerix]

then again, it's a major part of his career to be able to recite lines without stuttering

[@husg13]

@@Gzaerix lol, Johnny isn't reciting anything. He's answering questions. One would think asking clear questions as a lawyer is a bit more important though.

[@psychott6]

@@husg13 Yes, actually, I feel the intense amount of worthless repetition was completely unprofessional and absurd. Johnny was doing a better job with the entire situation than the person paid to do so

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

@@husg13 That wasn’t the point. But a world class actor is going to be a better public speaker than most lawyers. Unless we’re talking Johnnie Cochran.

[@l3w4r]

@@psychott6 it is unproffesional but they try to make him angry show to the court that hw is able to go into rage mode start shouting etc

[@ravenghost-kh9gy]

someone: *sneeze* johnny: bless you also someone: *cute bunny noise*

[@bendrp]

I love how he is making jokes about him and not laughing because hes a professional actor that makes everything so much funnier

[@lizwenzel5025]

🤡 Lawyer: “You we’re drinking pretty heavily?” Jonny: “Were you there?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I enjoyed that one a little too much!

[@libraez9237]

💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎✌

[@funl1541]

Johnny sounds like a better lawyer than him

[@brianl8481]

That would have been a perfect time for Johnny (or his lawyer) to use Amber Turd’s lawyers favorite word, “hearsay”.

[@melgallardo2012]

😆 Although funny, his lawyers could have objected that as hearsay.

[@lemanmusayevaurfet]

I enjoyed too party of this 😁

[@toobusytocare7555]

AH Lawyer: We are trying to respect the court's time and the jury. Johnny Depp : *But when you take 5 minutes to look for documents...* *YES JOHNNY CALL HIM OUT*

[@legobrik]

GET HIS ASS JOHNNY

[@jeanfischer7392]

Yes. Heard's lawyer RottenButt is as arrogant as she is. There no place in court for a snarky RottenButt lawyer.

[@josephgrizzly9634]

@@jeanfischer7392 dude the female lawyer she has is even worse. she was the one going at the sound tech dude.

[@Brian-vk6tz]

Oh poor Cap'n jack playing his role here..junkie induced, 1 eye 👁 covering illuminati puppet,drinking kids blood..off with his head i say...but you are the expert 😉 ,5min of court reels n you saw him n a movie, n that he sucked...of course he's a swell guy..no alcoholic would think happy time is ANY HOUR...ey mate??

[@christoferdrewrocks1]

“You were drinking heavily” “Were you there?” I couldn’t stop laughing

[@Megalith79]

I find it hilarious that, without it being spoken there’s this universal understand amongst everybody that Johnny is absolutely wiping the floor with this lawyer. Dudes such a smooth savage I really didn’t think this trial would be comical, but hats off to him for keeping his humor n wits about him. Hope for his sake this circus comes to an end soon with him cleared n her behind bars.

[@MisterGreenw00d]

I never thought I would be entertained so much by a trial. I'm glad Johnny takes the opportunity to make them look bad even when they already did it to themselves. It's icing on the cake

[@ninjalawzo]

You should see kyle Rittenhouse trial lmao

[@mariobros4448]

yeab this is jodi arias-level courtroom "entertainment"

[@raygandarilla]

This is exactly what my girl said lol

[@TaIIer]

Same

[@Celticshade]

Tbf in surprisingly recent history. Court rooms were open to the public for trials and people actually went to watch trials as entertainment. Even clapping when something goes how they wanted to. It was their version if watching a show.

[@gerriebell2128]

The lawyer says, “after you cut off the tip of your finger” then switches to, “after you sustained an injury to your finger”…. This guy is a real piece of work. I think in spite of the lawyer’s law education, Johnny is still smarter than him.

[@eortiz167]

Hell, at this point I think the average person could do a better job than him, this guy’s a clown

[@endangeredidiot7378]

He wasnt given much of a case to work with, to be fair.

[@liliacfury]

Well no, the lawyer legit has nothing to win the case with so he’s doing the best he can under those circumstances. So while the strategies he is using seem stupid, it’s all he’s got and he has to defend his client with something so matter how inevitably useless it will be in the end. Honestly feel bad for the lawyer.

[@hazar2354]

Don't hate the lawyer, he's just someone's employee.

[@trinidadfirst2098]

Where did he get his degree and licence

[@thebernice6062]

He had full control of that courtroom. He even got the lawyer cross examining him to laugh.

[@palmeristo]

Well done Jd. I haven't seen my daughter in over 14 years because of the so called justice system towards men.

[@TJ_mx]

This honestly just feels like Jack Sparrow in court it’s so good

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Nah this is Depp. Sparrow will escape from court through asspulls

[@bendover7841]

Sparrow would be the judge.

[@elmark3550]

Because jack Sparrow is basically all Depp because in the og script he was completely different. (If I remember correctly)

[@Silverdale.]

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

[@DogSoldier0351]

Well said

[@S550STANG]

If he doesn't win this blatantly obvious case I will be completely baffled. A unique and genuine character Depp is! Fingers crossed for him!

[@JayRain]

if he doesn’t win this it’ll show the world women’s privilege in the court room and how much of it they have

[@kyorokyu9744]

@@JayRain fax

[@pandapocalypse5012]

Unfortunately defamation is an extremely difficult thing to prove and he very may well not win.

[@NoctuaOlivae]

I mean it's definetly possible. The case is about libel, so the impetous is on Depp's lawyers to prove Amber was maliciously lying about abuse in one particular instance and that it had a devasting impact on Depp's career if they want to win the case. I don't think it's a given that he wins because a good lawyer could downplay the accusations in Amber's statement and make a case that Johnny was abusive from the texts Amber kept, etc. I've seen some people speculate that Johnny just wanted to do this so he could air their dirty laundry to get back at Amber, and he doesn't care about winning any money from her. Idk if I totally agree with that, but he's already won in the eyes of the general public so I don't think it matters too much whether or not he wins the case.

[@JayRain]

@@NoctuaOlivae if we lived in a perfect world amber would be dead and burning eternally in hell and johnny depp as jack sparrow again.

[@praticm2846]

Only Johnny Depp can say "Bless you" in a situation like that 😂🔥

[@WisnuNurAlam]

"isn't happy hour anytime?" My goodness he really was born for the role of Jack Sparrow

[@yvonnehayton6753]

He really was. But he's even cooler than Jack.

[@achtzen]

** Captain

[@manolist1909]

jack sparrow is playing him in real life

[@gotherecom]

Raoul Duke

[@runek100]

@@yvonnehayton6753 he is like mature version of Jack Sparrow. Took some acid, seen some serious shit, but it didnt effects his spirit

[@blooedfaerts5522]

This was so funny I actually laughed out loud several times. Such a great dude. Stay positive JD, your fans aren’t going anywhere.

[@miraqen7801]

In fact it's just growing even more! I'm gonna include him in my list of people I would like to share a _MeGa PiNt_ with.

[@kerra3699]

Gotta love that Mega Pint Quote!!!😂🤣😅

[@tbagandfriendschannel5466]

This has made me like him 😂

[@phi_ho6114]

oh god 666 likes keep it this way

[@deathygamingplays3364]

The last part absolutely killed me, like that guy has got to be a virgin or something xD

[@dominiclombardo1802]

Johnny seems like he can handle his liquor just Amber can’t and things aren’t working out hahaha

[@cynically_zera]

I was already laughing but I absolutely lost it on "i can FEEL it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DHS222]

Lawers: "That's got to be the best defendant I've ever seen" Judge: "So it would seem"

[@cornelisgraper8678]

Would seem

[@BMW_DAILY]

Seems it is

[@helterskelter416]

it is seem, my child

[@blamespencer6442]

DU DU DU DUN DUN DU DU DUN DUN DU DU DUN DUN DU DU DU

[@wood7395]

lawyer

[@DazzlingPotatoes]

Should have added the 5th part where the lawyer asked "did I read that right" And Johnny says "you read that very well." 😂😂

[@pussiestroker]

"you continue you read that correctly" 😂😂

[@Kann793]

🤣

[@gmcubed]

I like think the lawyer is just a student learning to read and Depp is the teacher

[@gmcubed]

I like think the lawyer is just a student learning to read and Depp is the teacher

[@lemonking3644]

Why aren't we attacking the *WOKE MOB* who initially cancelled Johnny Depp to take Amber's side before any proof was provided...

[@xdarknessx7675]

It’s crazy how bro can make so many people laugh in such a serious situation you just can’t hate him for that

[@iamdidiah]

Lawyer: “We’re gonna fast forward in time a little bit Mr. Depp.” 1:55 Johnny: “Yes, I can feel it.

[@BuffaloNickel9]

I didn't understand that, explain it? was the lawyer fast-forwarding a lot or something?

[@iamdidiah]

Johnny is being sarcastic

[@luvit7567]

"You sometimes drink whisky in the mornings too, right?" Jonny... "isn't happy hour anytime" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant

[@realburglazofficial2613]

I usually say "it's 6 o'clock _somewhere!"_

[@davidacosta9158]

That was definitely captain jack sparrow

[@realburglazofficial2613]

@@davidacosta9158 “you sometimes drink whiskey in the morning?” “Yes, because the rum is always gone!” 🏴‍☠️

[@lorimendenhall411]

Who cares thats hes business

[@chickenpopeye9037]

@@lorimendenhall411 the lawyer dosent have a case they r trying to build a story that hes a out of control addict....honestly whats probably happening depps wife/xwife is screwing the lawyer who promises to take all his money and give it to her

[@goaway3361]

I had the WORST time watching this live because that lawyer didn’t know how to do his damn job and was reaching SO far. I have patience but dear GOD that man was infuriating.

[@JamiesLife]

Agreed

[@jennifermariejoyce]

Oh yeah, it was NOT EASY. The attorney is so frustrating, but also just highly unprofessional with all the talking over his witness. If I were the court reporter I’d have a bone to pick with him.

[@lindac6416]

Yes he was so inhuman in his voice that lawyer is so mean

[@ykkrasaoz9748]

You realise That's his job To not be nice to opposing party

[@kumaokumaokumaokumao]

@@ykkrasaoz9748 yeah he isn’t doing a good job 😂😂 except annoying the entirety of the people watching the court case

[@demran]

This guy gets a +9000 bonus to Charisma Checks

[@kavyakr3881]

If I was getting roasted this bad by Johnny Depp, I would've burned my degree and moved to an island far far away by now 😭😭😭 God bless Johnny, I hope he wins against these lies.

[@ratkinzluver33]

As someone who’s also survived abusive relationships, I wish JD all the best. He’s handling this with more grace than I would.

[@thedestroyasystem]

I cannot imagine the strength it would take to not only sit there on national television and reveal my trauma to the world, but to be battled back by clowns trying to dismiss my experiences. Just goes to show Depp’s strength of character. I’m so glad that everyone is siding with him on this, believe victims means believe ALL victims.

[@Storm3277]

Can’t imagine having to publicly go through this

[@Christos_Tso]

When you are too good, you end up being abused mentally by some people. I dont know about their case but its something happening.

[@l82737]

@@Christos_Tso yeah, of course, this always happens when you are too nice😂 No but to be honest, if you really think like this then you're better off single

[@tracyminajjjj]

@@thedestroyasystem believe all victims? that's the exact reason he was flamed so heavily by the press initially though tf

[@treybingarape3688]

Lawyer: we’re gonna fast forward in time a little bit Mr Depp.. Johnny Depp: mmm yes I can FEEL it. Bro I’m crying 😭😭😭😂😂

[@rjmartinsgutinstinctspodcast]

That one got me good ! LMAO

[@Drummerslife]

yeah man that got me to. lmao xD

[@Javier99999]

Best one!

[@aaronarmeli1655]

Is that a reference of some sort?

[@TA-cb1cn]

Same 😂😂😂

[@rlr_youtube849]

the "I have other uses for your throat" part 😭

[@DanielRojas-pf1pw]

“Yea I can feel it” 🤣🤣 flawless

[@percytw7466]

Even the lawyer himself was not confident lol listen to his trembling voice

[@dragnil4l40]

Yeah at one point in the video he led out a heavy breath. Indicating a lot of nervousness and intimidation and lack of confidence as well.

[@hanbeitakenakasama7735]

@@dragnil4l40 Probably Amber intimidating him outside the court proceedings

[@Wojtek_Ch]

Common fast-forwarding side effect.

[@Svg784p]

The lawyer is a a mega fan of JD. He's just nervous

[@Brandon0406]

@Don't click profile photo don't worry, I won't

[@dan3017]

This is why we love JD, not only is he the funniest guy ever he can also make people laugh in these kinds of situations and he continues to stay positive and be kind to people and he has such an amazing sense of humor

[@isthatbraised]

He still did drugs but I'm still on his side, I guess?

[@MrLahey-fc8cl]

What i saw was a teenager boy fucking around. Very fucking funny

[@xbeast1997x]

@@MrLahey-fc8cl sorry we petty, pathetic little humans could never amount to anything to try and be the image of perfection and purity that you and your holy godliness righteousness 🥺🙌 we are not worthy to be in the presence of a being that can keep all of their emotions in check at all times and never slip to even the slightest degree to show some negative emotions. If only we could be a radiating becon of happiness and sunshine and maturity at all times like a robot that has no actual emotions within it 🤦‍♂️

[@isthatbraised]

@@MrLahey-fc8cl Which one? The attorney or him?

[@MrLahey-fc8cl]

Well now its even more sure what ppl find this funny😂 theres nothing fun being like that, I see that as childish behaviour. Any1 can go to court and be sarcastic, theres literally nothing fun

[@amber_updike]

Clown: "you were drinking pretty heavily" Captain: "WeRe YoU tHeRe?" I love his sense of humor 😂😂

[@davidpalacioschannel863]

Johnny, we're with you!

[@BadTito69]

When you have a lawyer like this you know you are in deep trouble making everyone in the courtroom laugh so hard that you forget its a trial and having thought it was a comedy skit lol 😂

[@leftory684]

Depp trouble

[@KoupJam]

@@leftory684 *laughtrack*

[@camaroneedsanewdesign4892]

Why Amber paid such a "lawyer"...

[@MasterHall117]

*rittenhouse flashbacks kick in*

[@kingthomas2075]

Nope. Depp is being outed as a liar. So is she.

[@Trident_Gaming03]

I know lawyers are supposed to do anything in their power to get a response and win the case... but I feel like this guy's kind of deserved Depp's hilarious bullshit

[@Bromon_Diction]

100 percent

[@capybara9521]

He was a simp, everyone trying to twist this chad words because the fake victim and abuser is a woman, and crocodile tears too

[@chrisaishere2555]

I’m pretty sure this is what is called a Chewbacca defense

[@rayoscrost6062]

@@chrisaishere2555 >"it doesn't make any sense" >wins

[@jamesvjcs]

@@capybara9521 Not a simp, just a dude getting paid to do his work

[@FNJess]

"we're gonna fast forward in time" "yes i can feel it" LOL

[@zeven2778]

Lawyer: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Depp: But you have heard of me.

[@tkotakeover]

The look on depp face said it all lol he done with the bs

[@lynb2039]

Right. Also Heard is incapable of READING these nonverbal cues - in fact she's almost incapable of processing anything other than verbal comms. Starting to believe she has a cognitive disability that's never been treated. It's like she's stuck at 5-6 years old; low level of facial and nonverbal cies, tantrums, low emotional regulation - all of this is way off for 30+ yo person. I'm deeply troubled.for the well being of her child over its lifetime. Heard is like Anna Nicole Smith, without the accommodating and flirtatious personality. She's a train wreck.

[@Cr1s1s1s1rC]

Why hasn't anyone commented here

[@SzeleR]

@@Cr1s1s1s1rC maybe tko deleted idk

[@Cr1s1s1s1rC]

@@SzeleR possibly lol

[@Qotroz]

Yeah the look of despair on Johnny Depps face is truly hilarious. 😁

[@haydn5198]

That genuine "Bless you" from Johnny. This man deserves justice.

[@Hana-qs9zg]

Genuine southerner.

[@asmitaghorai7332]

That was so sweet of him!

[@TheOneGuitarGuy]

I was FULLY EXPECTING one of Heard's lawyers to say "Hearsay!" after that. I swear to god I would've died laughing.

[@toinfinitybeyond437]

Is he innocent though? I dont know anything about this but iv always like Depp! Fooorget abouuuut it!

[@runek100]

And it wasnt fake, it wasnt act to get sympathy from jury. Just simple kidness.

[@standingalone8697]

My man took his Jack Sparrow role in real life ! 😆

[@Kuhtlass]

It's literally Jack Sparrow in a court room lol. Freakin' awesome.