Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court ☝️💀( part 6 )

johnny depp's funnies moments in court part 6
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[@renae9304]

This is what i need after crying for the 800th time over avengers endgame

[@JorgePerez-tx9dq]

Major facts

[@shoegum7362]

Greatest two movies made

[@Heyitsebbs]

How is the most relatable thing ever 😂

[@Stickflood]

rip iron man :(

[@mr.moonmn9040]

pls never speak again

[@tabj2615]

Amber: “ grow the fck up Johnny” Also amber: poops in the bed

[@lloiisaa2574]

Lmaoo

[@imaanib5080]

frr like tf💀💀

[@MR-SR20]

Poopy Amber 😂🤣

[@joshuaarnold8709]

@@MR-SR20 amber turd

[@tabj2615]

@@MR-SR20 dude, I smoke Iqos and I used to smoke the orange label called Amber, forget about it, it’s poop to me now. Now I smoke the yellow one.

[@nikkigin3093]

Imagine telling Johnny to grow up when you not even potty trained💩

[@Hannahhink]

Hahaha good one 😂

[@nikkigin3093]

@@Hannahhink thank you😂

[@ginaswellnessdiaries7491]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thesaeed55]

Buhahahaha best

[@yaelyefet4905]

Best. Comment. Ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luckyinugirl1816]

I know a lot of people say the trial shouldn't have been televised but if it hadn't, we wouldn't have been able to see with our own eyes who was actually telling the truth.

[@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo]

There both actors there taught how to pretend

[@Miss-Veldkamp-NL]

He would died in jail if he claimed to be an abuser. And she's living her life like nothing happens. See the difference..

[@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo]

But there both actors

[@Miss-Veldkamp-NL]

​@YvonneJohnson-sp1uo she's a pretty bad one..

[@susanrioux6687]

@@YvonneJohnson-sp1uoIt’s not about the acting. It’s about the very real evidence or in her case lack of evidence or medical reports. Do you know anyone who was assaulted in the manner and number of times Amber claims and not once in 5 years did she ever seek medical attention. That’s just not possible-. It’s funny hearing her say she “barely survived” yet she never saw any physician or medical facility. Self reporting to a therapist can’t heal the injuries she would have had if her accusations were true.

[@saranay3436]

The fact that she actually wore the outfit of Dr. Evil still makes me laugh x'D

[@eimz28]

Lol never noticed this 😅

[@archange8030]

I was seriously waiting for her to put her pinky in her mouth and start plotting world domination with a mini clone of herself that she unironically calls “Mini-Me”

[@JossetteHelena]

Hahahahhahahha

[@SterlingsOpinion]

Reminded me of Hillary Clinton lol

[@Wolvesgaze]

OMG, I never realizes that!! It is so funny! She just needs to put her pinky to her lips.. 😂

[@unclebensrice4702]

It’s funny how she always talks about how “scared” she was around Johnny yet in all of the audio recordings she never sounds afraid

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

Maybe not afraid but I do think she felt unsettled watching him slam the kitchen cabinets. Not that this proves anything of course, just that she isn't some unfeeling drone out to ruin someone's life. She's a real human being with situational understanding and knows what emotions feel like, yet she continues to try and manipulate, abuse and hurt the people around her despite knowing that they are fully capable of feeling anything she has felt.

[@hello-ke6js]

and she bought him a knife as a gift

[@unclerandy1023]

She sounds like a rowdy dude

[@cheenqian57]

she was not how scared, she was rather the scaring one

[@Americasorola]

She sounded like she was afraid he was gonna leave and she got anxious and angry that’s what she sounds like

[@iwillchokeyou9508]

bruuuhh it's so embarrassing watching her fake emotions and fake crying. i lied and fake cried better than that when i was 7 years old💀💀

[@omqitzlashawn4829]

LOL

[@iqbalaristima7700]

The second hand embarrassment was so strong when she did that🤣

[@atoahudi9956]

I thought I was only the one💀💀💀💀

[@ravages8900]

That's not a good thing why you gotta be a drama queen

[@thelostsou1]

LMAOO fr

[@pjsadventure4861]

He called us ✨RELATIVES✨ 🥺🥰💖

[@hannahreed2451]

This video is absolutely hilarious but on a more serious note I genuinely love to see how he is with his fans. Every single day, before and after court he would always stop and acknowledge them. I’ve seen the videos of him pulling out of court for the day and he has his driver stop so he can accept gifts from his fans. Every day. I know that one clip was supposed to be funny but when he looked at the camera and said “those are all relatives” my heart swelled a little. He legitimately appreciates his fans and while it’s impossible for him to meet ALL of them, the ones he does get to see he makes sure they know he’s heard them, and he’s grateful for them. It’s more than wholesome to see in the midst of all this chaos.

[@joswenson8285]

He IS that way ALL THE TIME!!

[@kizzy2874]

She was so scared she bought him a giant knife for his birthday. Got a restraining order against him then invited him over for a hug 💀💀

[@maxine5796]

😭

[@LuckyCharms23]

Please elaborate on the knife story.... cuz of we ain't all getting punk'd at this point....wtf is wrong with her

[@jeffhampton7405]

@@LuckyCharms23 It’s a big ass Crocodile Dundee knife with an “until death” inscription in Spanish.

[@taraalan1131]

Someone she said self harmed using knives…

[@SendMilfPics]

@@taraalan1131 yeah she’s a psycho and besides she is the one who has a documented history of cutting herself which was brought up from her psych’s testimony and she was cross examined on it lol she’s just straight up evil

[@kissvera6386]

For a professional actor, she's surprisingly bad at faking emotions EDIT: Since people are not shutting up about this in the replies, let me help you guys with the definition of the word professional: "Engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as a pastime. Example: "a professional boxer"." This is all I meant, that being an actor is her occupation, it's her job that she gets paid for. It's a neutral term. Now please stop trying to correct me, thanks.

[@mikerotch8375]

You only get one take in court.

[@Soulessnight4]

Same with the girl from twilight

[@Eeveeleafz]

I cringe so hard at her fake crying, like it looks like she’s trying to make herself cry but epically failing

[@worrylesssmilemore6451]

Being a professional actor, doesn't necessarily mean you're good at your job 😅

[@masondt12807]

She's not a very good actor...

[@TaurusWitch29]

Wow its insane how hughes couldnt remember anything but diagnosed her with incomplete, unethical tests, yet the forensic psychologist curry could list off every single test and its function and the scores amber had WITHOUT any notes 😂

[@familhagaudir8561]

Amber's "expert therapist" dosen't need to be knowledgeable, acurate, honest, or truthful, because she is following the Duluth model of domestic violence, according to which men are always the abusers, even if all the evidence shows the woman is doing all the violence, she's just "punching back" at "other types of abuse". Taken to its logical conclusion, the Duluth model gives us laws outlining a woman can perpetrate the premedited killing of her husband, despite nothing actually preventing her from leaving and seek help, and make the case he was exerting "coercive control" against her. If the feminist-educated judge is convinced, she will go free.

[@mr.grumpy3683]

3:50 got me dead fr. Even police had hard time not to greet Johnny.

[@margotrobbie8582]

I sont see police greeting Johnny here

[@flatouttruthterryreicher1976]

I guarantee everyone of those police got Jd’s autograph before that trial was over. Not on camera of course.

[@hannahframpton9235]

I think they meant 4.15-4.35ish The cops guarding the court entrance 🤷‍♀️

[@spudthefluffyfox]

The fact that nobody gave a crap when she walked into court, but everybody cheered for Johny depp, makes me laugh so hard

[@tatianavieiradesapires1327]

Well...at some point? Amber actually did give...a crap aswell..😏👊🖤 lmao

[@cheerioos6057]

@@tatianavieiradesapires1327 people like you make my soul happy

[@tatianavieiradesapires1327]

@@cheerioos6057 😉😂😘👊☮️🍀🌟 Tysvm TC n be safe. ❤️

[@TheSexynay89]

Yea the cricket chirping was icing on the cake for me 😭🤣💀

[@wolfypoison4330]

No no. They gave a crap. They were booing.

[@AramGoat]

Bro, she literally claims she "never hit Johnny, no even once." Then she claims that she had to hit Johnny back during their fights.

[@NeverOutOfTheFight]

I be saying, like girl give up

[@wd5739]

She also claims she never EVER did drugs with him and then went on to talk about a time they did drugs -_-

[@AramGoat]

@@wd5739 "I swear I never did drugs with him, anyways, wanna hear about the time Johnny did cocaine for a weekend and I just watched nothing else?"

[@NotaArtist]

The clear lack of a foundation in her lies is truly astounding. It's like a horrifying nature documentary I can't look away from

[@LJ-tq1xg]

If she wins its honestly a travesty

[@emmamanninen9657]

Honestly. I’m still watching this even after the trial finished and cringing at whatever Amber says.

[@mysticgaming2455]

The way Johnny turns around laughing thinking "I'm done with this kraken" 😂😂

[@divinelyvile5536]

"Those are relatives. All relatives." God I am glad I always stuck by him from the beginning. I love this man so much 😂

[@KnittingGirl28]

That part is funny and sweet. I was worried when the case started that it was gonna be a tough case for him, I hadn't really heard much of the situation till it was set to go to court. Now it just feels very comedic and not very serious😂

[@imaanib5080]

same. he was my childhood and I always believed him when amber first made accusations. he deserves justice

[@emmetzinada]

I really relate to the girl screaming te amo lol

[@clabrazil666]

@@imaanib5080 yes, I said from the beginning that if he was a violent person, there would have been at least rumors before Amber. And after she came out about it, there would be other women and former partners confirming Amber's claims. But the fact that every single one of his former partners speak highly of him was always very telling for me. Violent behavior like what she claims she experienced doesn't develop out of the blue like that, it escalates over the years, and is present in every relationship, at least to a certain degree.

[@hernameisflipper5852]

@@imaanib5080 Mine also I been a fan of JD since he was in "Outsiders" & another one of my favorites movies of JD's & I haven't seen anyone mention it or talk about it & that's the movie "(What's Eating Gilbert Grape)"where JD played alongside "(Leonardo DiCaprio & Juliette Lewis)"also that movie was break out for Leo & showed his true potential for his acting career

[@bogdanstaicu40]

Ah yes, JD the monster who hugs his fans whenever he gets the chance, the monster who literally had to be dragged along by his bodyguards because he wouldn't stop giving autographs, the same monster who visited countless ill children...damn...such a horrible monster...He isn't perfect, nobody is, but he is definitely not a monster, that can be assured. Respect Johnny Depp.

[@engimoon3954]

worst monster ever... unbelievable. How dare he be nice to his fans?

[@mynameisizumialt657]

yeah the monster that literally calls his fans his relatives what a fucking monster

[@laylahherrera2858]

Such a horrible abusive monster who slapped the hand of his security guard for trying to take a teddy bear from him😂

[@zurfergoth]

he should be Sullivan from monsters Inc.

[@ginaswellnessdiaries7491]

❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@Bellacore0]

“” my dog stepped on a bee 🐝 “” * proceeds to fake cry *

[@jordank6961]

And so a meme was born 😅😂😂😂

[@Ilovesharki]

Thats where it comes from!!

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

Johnny bowing to his fans is so precious

[@nas8807]

“When you first get hit you never forget that day… I just had the date wrong” IM SO DONE 💀💀💀💀

[@shadow23498]

From all the things I saw until now, that one broke me XD 😆

[@4RT1ST.]

“You never forget it” also”I just got the date wrong” SO YOU DO FORGET IT MISS GIRL CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE

[@hannahreed2451]

😆

[@vchhum77]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alexthomas3745]

Lol so true. After that, if i would be de Judge, i would declare:" ok. Thats enough. I end the trial . Mr Depp is innocent, and you, Mrs Heard, i condamn you to jail because you are too stupid.".

[@briamortiz6728]

I was honestly embarrassed for her when she started fake crying the faces she was making just had me weak I couldn't stop laughing at her when she started stuttering continuously 💀

[@tehaforde7369]

Her face be looking like boruto crying one💀💀💀

[@littlep.6957]

Stuttering because she was lying and searching for words to continue lying. She is such a liar. I cannot stand looking at this woman.

[@maxine5796]

Save

[@briamortiz6728]

@@tehaforde7369 ONG IT DOES BRU LOOL

[@otakuanimeworld8228]

​@@tehaforde7369naaah, he looked better than her

[@AshtonVT]

Her acting in court is how little kids act when they supposedly get hurt.

[@worldwide2358]

Looking back at this now, it’s definitely hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@familhagaudir8561]

It's funny now that most people don't believe her despite the ACLU and the N.O.W. still parading her as a "survivor of domestic violence". It was pure nightmare for Johnny when Heard was Listened and Believed and everything was taken from Johnny.

[@idkwtf2makemyusername104]

I sometimes burst out laughing at really inappropriate times and there's no doubt in my mind that if I was there, I'd be thrown out 4 uncontrollable laughing. Lawd have mercy this is insane.

[@martika100arredondo7]

Same here🤣🤣🤣

[@nickkray5938]

#metoo#

[@exemplar7205]

Im the exact same, its usually after Amber says something so unbelievable i have to laugh to believe its even been said.

[@iamvmotherfucker]

Yeah we need to keep you out of the courthouse, brother

[@K3L3X]

Me too XD

[@elichu1173]

Amber: "I was scared" Also her: *didn't run and tell the police about it* *casually filmed Johnny instead of asking him what's up privately and comfort him*

[@j.artiste8596]

Yeah, abusers do not get angry over embarrassing pictures, no worries 🤷‍♀️ (for those abused, this was Sarcasm. Absolutely do NOT embarrass an abuser, it will end bad)

[@wendyhardin5259]

She is vile and disgusting.

[@fkngboss1470]

yeah if JD catch her for sure he would hit her she may be never survived, oh wait....

[@reborne_by_maria4063]

yeah i dont get it too

[@worrylesssmilemore6451]

So, this is not me standing up for Amber Heard in any way, because I honestly do believe she is lying through her teeth. With that said, please keep in mind that not all true DV victims will report it, nor will they run to the police station to tell the police about it. Some true DV victims will never report it, but some will build up the courage over time to remove themselves from the situation and it can take several attempts of leaving before they finally leave for good.

[@rawlivingwithdisabilities]

1:18 I thought acting was memorising your lines 😂😂😂😂😂

[@-spacedout--spacebound-7438]

6:56 boi she literally admitted ON THE STAND that she hit him

[@VIKTOR-ck3dx]

​@Johnny Depp . Warning fake Depp account asking for money !!!!

[@liv9388]

The fact that she calls him “the monster" in court is disgusting, and the fact that the judge allows it is even stupider.

[@poggest_of_them_all]

Nah its fine jhonny is still laughing at her so it's probably fine with em and its so obvious that she's lying so no one cared what she said so that's why the judge don't care what she says.

[@mexiplays9184]

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 Really?! Please do tell. The lawyers haven't found anything. So please let us know.

[@theamberheardplaylist6768]

@@mexiplays9184 click!! Now!!!

[@dunkthepeach2170]

@@mexiplays9184 wait a freaking minute DID THEY MAKE AMBER TURD BOTS??? DUDE WHAT MAN

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

If Amber's insisting on hanging herself, let her.

[@joeyj5924]

You just know that Ben is part of Johnny's inner "relatives" now along with the rest of the team. Love how he puts his hand over his chest the way Johnny does when they greet each other lol. So much respect for one another. Like they from another planet lol.. *planet cool*

[@idlekitty-tj3111]

The best part is how free Johnny is. You can see it in the way he talks when he enters/exits court

[@blobdagoaton30fps13]

"I was alarmed Johnny was burning himself with the cigarette while he was sleeping, so I obviously do the right thing and just take a picture"

[@kendawyatt3219]

Exactly! My husband burning himself or spilling food I’d be so quick to clean him up! I do it for my best friend when they get too drunk…. Like what kind of sociopath treats someone like this?

[@garfield685]

That was crazy, says it all right there

[@gengremspring4553]

AND, it was actually AH that burned JD on his handsome face with a cigarette. Stupid and ultimately EVIL, this excuse for a human...

[@lilakia7283]

“That’s something you never forget” “I just had the date wrong” 😂😂😂😂

[@JxArrieta]

AJJAJAJJAJAJAJSJ

[@hevoskuiskaaja2008]

Best was the dude giving testemony in the car driving around 😂😂😂 The judges face after that.

[@tiffany7023]

11:55 Zoom in to the light blue straw looking thing. THAT'S A TAMPON APPLICATOR!!! Really Amber 😂🤣🤣👏

[@madi-60]

Damn, how did she become a professional actor if she can’t even fake cry?

[@lilmissredbonee]

Yes I can do better, and cry on cue. She should never get another job offer.

[@madi-60]

@@lilmissredbonee 1000% agreed

[@Prplflwr]

You just have to think about something extremely sad (maybe a death in your family) and there you go, real tears!! But no, she literally has no feelings.

[@j.artiste8596]

She got roles because she was Depps wife 🤷‍♀️

[@gamermike24]

Real actors use traumatic/sad memories of their past to start tearing up. Take Christopher Judge for example, when doing mocap for God of War he had to envision a promise he made to his kids to start crying. He did this during a scene where Kratos was digging up and embracing a memory of his past that he wanted to forget. You even hear his voice soften up for a second after the reveal(no spoilers). That's a real actor! At this point it is clear Miss Turd lacks any of such.

[@TIkeapsS]

"They're relatives"- joke or not- no backsies Johnny, we're family now

[@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688]

Exactly

[@liboud22]

Always have been!

[@StandYourGroundHomestead]

I remember watching this trial every single day, leaving it on the entire length of each day in court. The best entertainment I've ever had. 😂

[@tomicruzica9108]

9:00 the „oh really” sent me🤣

[@Collymillad]

I love how the cop who ignores her already has sunglasses on.

[@simplyplayer2418]

Johnny referring all his fans and people that were supporting him hoping he wins as relatives made me rly happy and laugh for some reason😂

[@mateensalaam5654]

Same here fam !

[@dumbassstardewvally5422]

I love that he's done that for a long time and continues to

[@tiffany7023]

Hearing the crowd booing Amber as she went inside is life sustaining.

[@CradleRobbingRuthy]

Thank you to the people who were close enough to attend and cheer johnny, it was important for those of us c that live so far from there. Your cheers were beautiful

[@MikatheVoidStar]

The amount of respect people have for Johnny Depp is amazing.

[@gengremspring4553]

And rightfully so...care to elaborate?

[@MikatheVoidStar]

@@gengremspring4553 What is there to elaborate on. I think he rightfully deserves that respect

[@Deseko]

Depp: Visits children in hospital Teard: Lies about donating to childrens hospital

[@YourLocalInquisator]

Teard? Turd? Unheard?

[@azizulhakim7671]

Teard🤣🤣🤣🤣expect there was no tears

[@CatsArePeopleToo]

This should be a tshirt!

[@calix_mayeus]

@@YourLocalInquisator Seared?

[@jordyschulz1989]

Rewatching this stoned is a treat

[@emilymathews7073]

I love Johnny's clothes, esp his ties!!! Bravo to his stylist. Wow. The tie with the HUGE polka dots is the best!!!

[@uhm.okay.]

all of Johnny fans cheering when Johnny Arrives and booing when Amber arrives that was funny

[@glittergamer765]

Relatives...They're all relatives to Jonny.

[@marielar.8386]

“You never forget it..I just got the date wrong” what lol

[@Angel-ii2ko]

I thought I was the only one, like huh??? 😂😂

[@FACEBOOK6250]

A true gent. Well done Johnny acknowledging his fans upon arrival. Huge respect to him. Love ya Johnny. 👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻🍻

[@divinize7166]

In the future someone will say “I didn’t punch him, I hit him” and ppl will be like “Ah. Classic.”

[@jacquelinehunter7065]

“Those are relatives. All relatives.” What a sweetheart about his fans. To have that relationship with his fans that have believed him and had faith in him this whole time is incredible. And shows that AH is full of it and not wanted or believed in or that no one has any faith in her maybe even her lawyers 👀👀

[@eloisemachado2687]

Jacqueline, o BRASIL 🇧🇷 está de 👁️👁️ na Crazy Amber 🤮🤯💩. LOVE JOHNNY DEPP 💓💐🍀⭐⚖️💎🏆👑🥇🎁🌷🌻

[@theamberheardplaylist6768]

I have two pieces of content on Johnny Depp's violent past

[@erenssoulmate5808]

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 ur mom

[@greenfromrainbowfriends1528]

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 who asked?

[@julienewman1761]

@@theamberheardplaylist6768 Hello Amber, still lying I see. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🙄🙄🙄

[@xXJasaxFerraroX]

I truly am happy JD notices he isn’t alone and when he gets out of his car with music blasting is like when he open the gates to the chocolate factory. He seemed to relive it. He sees many of his fans as his family.

[@youtubewontletme]

Well the ideal concept of family is people who are there for you, love you and support you and his fans have been doing all that so yea its sweet that he appreciates that and calls them relatives

[@sandracast]

And What a great musical choice! Bob Marley: War!! 🔥

[@justyourlocalcommenter7492]

“Those are relatives. All relatives.” lol it’s so heartwarming/gen c:

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

The way she stares at the jury makes my skin crawl... Some of them also said they were so uncomfortable

[@1WFran]

She will never get away from her own reflection

[@giselleortizxo]

“you never forget the first time someone hits you like that… i just got the date wrong” SHE DID NOT 💀💀

[@summertime5582]

Having a bottle of water that says “SMART” behind Johny’s left shoulder is such a brilliant trolling and psychological manipulation. Love this level of intelligence 😂

[@t-k4560]

its a water bottle

[@sexybeast469]

its just a fucking water bottle

[@owl3093]

I liked this comment, but that’s a legitimate brand of water and probably wasn’t intentional

[@bullitt68390]

Those lawyers are on 800 bucks an hour at least. My lawyer is paid 2 grand a day and he manipulates the system like that, its subconscious manipulation. Everything is set to a plan. Great pickup by the way. not many people notice the small details like that.

[@rageagainstthemainstream2164]

@@bullitt68390 what have you done to those apples to need to pay a lawer 2k a day

[@jellowie9537]

Johnny, for this entire thing, was so silly and kind to everyone EXCEPT amber's team. its AMAZING.

[@pamlatham2762]

This is a new comedy series!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TessavandieKaap]

I’m glad she tells such bad lies in front of the jury 😂

[@charliebarrett559]

so so many lies she forgets half of them crazy person

[@karinirene-sv2hx]

@@charliebarrett559 She is still on the warpath now !!!!!! EVIL !!!!

[@martinclark7000]

It cracked me up when she smiled but then realised that she was ment to be sad and went back to fake crying lol

[@natalyalassiter1107]

" You never forget when someone hits you like that for the first time.... " I jUsT hAd tHe DaTe WrOnG 😂

[@carlacastillo3110]

this is really funny, i love these clips.

[@Vortex_ICEcold]

4:38 I can’t stop laughing how it just cuts to him and his legal team just chillin drinking and eating candy 🤣🤣. Another day another dollar 💀🤣

[@crackheadcandy1283]

He knows he’s in the right, so he has nothing to worry about

[@sirthisisawendys9030]

You’d be surprised by how often people take a woman’s side simply because she a woman. I am glad that’s obviously not the case here though.

[@crackheadcandy1283]

@@sirthisisawendys9030 I mean yeah, but what I meant was that he doesn’t need to worry about lying, fake tears. Etc.

[@kellz5135]

Whenever im feeling blue i always come and watch the JD & AH court clips. Reminds me that no matter how bad life can get sometimes, ive never had to be in AH head. It must be freaking turmoil in there. She is unhinged.

[@grimmreaper-rc7br]

Amber: "you never forget one some one hit you like that" Also Amber: "I just got the date wrong

[@davidwasson7768]

5:04 “You never forget it ... that’s how I remember it “ I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@bobbihood8904]

Yeah she just had the date wrong! Wtf lol

[@ChelleKT1]

After saying that she had to look back at her therapists notes 😂. To be a good liar you have to have a great memory, this woman is all over the place with her lies.

[@karinirene-sv2hx]

AH is evil, we know that, but all those contradictions? Just stupid or unprepared ?

[@mysticove9697]

This case has so many memes, but the only things that get me are: mY dOg StEpPeD oN a BeE and Johnny asking: "How did they know" Because really, how DID they know...

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Yeah hello, the poor pupper has no fault in this!

[@juntii15]

A MEGA pint

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

Can we stop talking about the muffins?

[@mysticove9697]

@@cathemeraltheenby6840 naw do u know the muffin man

[@KaniForLife]

@@mysticove9697 No cuz I'm not European

[@catmansma]

This is the best one.

[@angels0auras]

OMG Lol. The look on that lady's face after she heard the Turd PMSL 😆👊😆

[@mattcintron6372]

“Those are all relatives” it’s harder and harder not to love Johnny even more after this🤣🤣

[@Sho-gh2fr]

4:26 “Thos are relatives” BRO I LAUGHED SO FKING HARD

[@ausbushman2347]

This was a nice little highlight of Ambers complete lack of acting ability 🤣

[@Megs901]

I like his sense of humor. I’ve never watched a JD film, or cared much about celebrity stuff. But he has won me over. He’s witty, and kind and she’s just making him look better and better. But she crazy...

[@everlight369]

Me too. I will probably still not watch his movies unless I’m a fan of his co-stars or the storyline. But yeah he is endearing in this trial. And Amber is a walking warning to everyone who cares about their sanity and body and their clean bed sheets to just runaway as soon as they see her.

[@Megs901]

@@everlight369 😂 💯

[@angelinparadise7282]

Same! My favorite movie with him was Cry Baby, other than that I didnt saw or cared much for the other movies. but after this I really like him as a person.

[@behindthecookie8653]

The man just laughing like the court is just comedy. I respect that cause I would honestly do the same thing.

[@nyancat2169]

Same. But his humor and overall chillness is appreciable.

[@yashasvibhatt1951]

Johnny calls Amber "Amber" Lawyers: Mr depp be respectful Johnny: Sorry "Ms Heard" Amber calls Johnny "Johnny" Lawyers: [*_silence intensifies_*]

[@kives6392]

Fk you are right. I didnt even notice that

[@whitepaper5241]

It's funny because in my country, calling someone by their last name is considered very disrespectful, even though you call them by Mr or Ms first.

[@woozihae]

@@whitepaper5241 same lol

[@yahikopain7040]

U guys have disrespectful in calling a name?

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

Even Turds lawyers are gaslighting him.

[@Solitarynana7870]

There is always the actress in her with such emotional and creative adjectives flying throughout her narrative. This is the days of our lives!

[@user-ne9ec3gj8c]

8:33 문 쾅! 착한 조니...

[@micaeladraws2806]

Tell me I'm not the only one who cringes every single time without fail, when amber decides it's time to fake cry

[@Libbathegreat]

You are not the only one. I can see her trying to work herself up to it and then.... nothing. It's like that massive 💩 that never comes

[@PT-we5vh]

Can't even watch it. It hurts so bad listetning to her and watching her

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Especially looking like Dr. Evil.

[@mariilix6112]

I couldn’t even finish watching bro

[@zurfergoth]

man... I feel so bad for her lawyers. Trying to defend a person who has no evidence of abuse but her own pathetic testimony to give. I mean, just give up honey, you gonna piss off the jury and the judge. Even if she won't face jail time, she will if she keeps this shit going.

[@ginaswellnessdiaries7491]

I felt like the judge was getting angered today towards the end of her cross.

[@zurfergoth]

@@ginaswellnessdiaries7491 yeah. The judge is getting tired of the questions from Amber's lawyers. Today she sustain almos all the objections of Vasquez because the poor Ambers lawyer was trying so har not to have a "lead", "lack of foundation" and "hearsay".

[@FredRated1967]

I also heard talk that she's doing a bit of witness intimidation. This chick might be going to jail anyway.

[@zurfergoth]

@@FredRated1967 she deserves it. I won't be surprised if she does.

[@Lizardman76]

I personally rate this “show of the year” because this is just so entertaining

[@Levfomin]

the authenticity of the person is so much important than proving yourself.

[@mybedissoft]

If I was apart of the Jury, I would’ve lost my cool after 10mins of her constantly looking at me. Seeing the court room literally break out in laughter a couple times throughout her being cross-examined was the best thing ever, one dude straight up had to leave ‘cause he couldn’t stop laughing. 😂

[@Mosuesos]

Bro I don’t understand how someone can be so chill during court 😭😭

[@jasmafrisinger9259]

Because he knows he isn't guilty. He knows she is lying and can't even keep her lies together either. Also her lawyer are absolutely dumb. I'm sure he thinks this situation is funny. I mean listen to amber and her lawyers. Hell I would be laughing too 😂

[@baseballdude779]

Even if their are instances of To Kill a Mockingbird level, this has gone sooooo much into Johnny's favor, it's almost laughable. As long as they are professional throughout, even if they are charged, they win through public perception.

[@j.artiste8596]

I faced an abuser in court for ten years. I handled it by not looking at him and try to meditate during the whole trial. Johnny is acting like classic abused victim.

[@topcat5233]

@@jasmafrisinger9259 i dont think her lawyers are dumb, they just have no actual facts or evidence to go on... so they try their hardest with essentially just cooked air..

[@gghost2255]

@@topcat5233 you sure? There are so many clips that make them so dumb you think they just goggled "how to be a lawyer". My favorite clip of this is when one of turds lawyers asked a question then literally 1 sec after said "objection: hearsay" to his own question lol.

[@elizabethcross12]

This was primo! Many thanks ! Well done! Bravo!

[@shai-chan7072]

1:12 Not her stuttering✋🏻💀

[@flamegangsititdown283]

I fucking love Johnnys entrance pulling up slapping bob marley 😂😂😂

[@noticeme6412]

Johnny was just pouring himself a large glass of wine, what’s the problem with that.

[@soberserotonin1850]

good ol’ mega pints 🤠

[@x_Scarecrow]

If I had to deal with someone as Amber Turd 24/7 I would get myself more than One Mega Pint lmao

[@izzee9900]

objection, "a mega pint of wine"

[@devinearhart6390]

To be fair, smashing cabinets and the like isn't good

[@FredRated1967]

@@devinearhart6390 True. But he is taking his frustration out on an inanimate object at least and not that vile woman.

[@joselopezlugo5433]

we need more of these...lol!

[@StefthePirate91]

What have we learnt , amber hits/punches JD , JD slammes cabinets .

[@michelletavoian483]

He's fifty years old. You're in your 30s. He has a right to fall asleep. Plus he works long hours acting. More than you. Let's see you at 50

[@sayori5116]

Holy crap i didnt know jd was 50, he still looks so much younger than that

[@NuggieIsMissing]

@@sayori5116 he’s aged like fine wine let’s be honest

[@BEASTKINGBAKU]

@@sayori5116 he is 55

[@dantaylor1724]

@@BEASTKINGBAKU He's 58, 59 on June 9th.

[@pianospawn1]

She's gonna look like a dehydrated mummy crossed with Michael Jackson at his age.

[@_magicmaze]

It angers me so much that she went “it was scary” when you can literally SEE how she’s trying to act disturbed by the thought of it. Especially cause I myself went through being around a drunk and suicidal man, I KNOW how scary that is and she’s here saying “oh I was so scared” when she literally recorded him to prove to someone that he’s supposedly abusive??? In that video he wasn’t hurting anybody, her or himself. Because of my issue with being afraid of drunk people I’d stay as far away as possible, and I’d be super uncomfortable, plus have multiple panic attacks. I wouldn’t just whip out a camera to record him. I personally also see that as disrespectful since clearly nobody is in their right mind drunk, and it would be unethical to start recording them in such a state without their permission. She clearly wasn’t afraid, all she wanted was some type of material. Ugh.

[@Evilricky]

Definitely the funniest trial I’ve seen

[@Stevensdad23]

Johnny definetly fell asleep listening to Amber's team

[@edenlevetzow4834]

The friendships between Johnny and his legal team is so frickin adorable

[@foodofthegods]

*nudges drawing* “yo ben check this out” *puts on glasses* “wow that’s great”

[@Tigerlilygurl1]

As someone who has in fact suffered every form of abuse, I have never been so disgusted by a woman before. To cheapen, manipulate, and delegitimize actual survivors experiences like this. Trust me, if you're actually scared for your life from someone there is no way you would call them a BABY to their face. To an abuser, that's like walking up to a bank robber who has a gun, pulling out your phone and calling the cops right in their face!!! If you are being abused, you will eat your own vomit before triggering them. Survivors unite against this fake woman!!! I would feel this way even if this wasn't against Johnny. This is about people using actual societal problems to get something out of it. (Edit) Also, if you are being seriously abused, you are in no way striking back. There is no difference between "hitting" and "punching". You strike back against an abuser, they swing harder and make you pay for it. I would say if she was smart before starting all this she should have consulted ACTUAL survivors, claim it was for training on a roll she was gonna play in a movie. Then had them sign NDA's. She just decided to fly by the seat of her pants. Good luck in Hollywood after this Amber Turd. Ain't nobody hiring you.

[@albafuentes411]

100% true. I hope you're doing better now.

[@Tigerlilygurl1]

@@albafuentes411 I am. I have used my experiences to become a stronger woman. The effect while they will stay with me for most, if not all of my life, have made me a better, smarter, and stronger woman. Nothing can break me again. Thank you so much for the care shown, it truly means a lot to me.❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@albafuentes411]

@@Tigerlilygurl1 I admire you! And you're right, it truly makes you stronger. I also suffered abuse, just as a child. But I'm glad to hear of strong survivors like you, it makes my day. My heart goes to you!

[@BlanksSsi]

Not as severe but also was in a toxic and abusive relationship, even now even the thought of potentially seeing him or even looking at him has me shaking. But all she does is look at him?

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

@@BlanksSsi right ? It’s so obvious to any actual abuse survivor she’s. A fuckig. Liar

[@rozanashahid6603]

OMG that was HILARIOUS 😂

[@amandagracecentner1542]

"You never forget it. That's how I remember it. It changes your life forever when someone hits you like that." -Amber. Also Amber- "I just had the date wrong. I had to look at my therapists notes to get the date" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this woman is bananas

[@tomazzo3627]

A true victim NEVER forgets anything.. ( Unless they are beeing unwillingly drugged )

[@pdfavre3115]

at 4:25, i started tearing up when he said "those are all relatives". Johnny sees his fans as more than just fans but as family

[@na-ky8ou]

Of course he doesn't...he said that on purpose for a joke.

[@gil3744]

Oh god how are people so naive and childish, no he doesn’t 🤦🏻🤦🏻 he doesn’t know you exist and you’re not his friend or relative, he doesn’t even care about you. Stop the delusion