Johnny Depps Team Being Legends in Court! (Part 5)

(This video is heavily edited out of context to give off a more comedic effect)
Johnny Depps team are now objecting to everything! Seems like payback to me haha! This is (Part 5) these are highlights I've edited.
Highlights I've compiled and edited together from Day 14 of Johnny Depps Defamation Trial! The witness needs notes to remember her lines today.. it's clearly hearsay :) also amber finally takes the.. umm.. stand.
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*Remember this isnt an insult to either Johnny or amber this is just a meme! An out of context meme video. Parts I picked out that seemed funny enough to edit and use. This isnt an accurate compilation of what's actually happening/happened. Please try to be respectful in the comments, Thanks.
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[@AndrewPandrew]

Umm... Thanks for watching! :P Part 6 is here!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2qtXniCZ5qYe5Y

[@jamesbond3w]

Umm..Ah..Umm.. Thank you for the uhh.. Great video

[@ohlilac4466]

Nice and funny video thank you ❤️😊

[@dainasworldnumbers88]

Oh man, I can’t wait to watch this!

[@CyuteKai]

Lmao i love these videos sm ty for blessing us with another ☆

[@content3732]

Your uhmm, ahh, very uhh welcome UHHH

[@lesserafun]

Depp's lawyer: "Objection Hersay" Heard's lawyer: "I mean I don't agree" The Judge: "I know you don't"

[@Soap0]

@Bella Objection. Relevance.

[@novastar6112]

@@Soap0 hahahahaha

[@Jarzula]

The judge: “point to where you say it’s not?” Lmfaoo the judge was even confused

[@sandeshps8455]

Hilarious

[@RSiB-22]

“I mean I don’t agree” “I know you don’t.” THIS JUDGE 😂

[@MG-lb4ki]

Judge wishes she could say “well no shit, you dont agree”

[@ladysarcasm6226]

Tbh this trial makes me slightly sad I dropped out law and never became a judge like I wanted since childhood. This seems so fun 😂 Try not to laugh impossible difficulty!

[@stopdomotion8765]

I love the judge

[@RSiB-22]

@@MG-lb4ki she essentially said a modified version 😂

[@RSiB-22]

@@ladysarcasm6226 think this lady makes all of us want to be a judge 😂

[@MikeGervasi]

Amber showed that she's a C rate actor even when there's a lot at stake. Even if John gets NO money he accomplished what he needed. Cleared his name and everyone loves him.

[@mkseraphina]

Is F rate a thing because 💀💀

[@sarahjbee9313]

She's at least a D list actor... I mean... have you watched Aquaman?

[@erikatowle8695]

Yes she does suck! Her body language alone tells me she's a liar & uncomfortable up there on the stand because she's lying

[@MYSTmke]

F-

[@djghxst7224]

Who is John

[@wumbosaurus9121]

Love that he keeps acknowledging the person behind the camera after he exits the car "You again" "I've seen you before somewhere" He's hilarious

[@overfall.]

One thing that annoys me about Amber Heards female lawyer is that, everytime Depps lawyer objects - Her lawyer has something to add to it as if shes the judge 😂

[@denverjohn7998]

Objection hearsay

[@daved3753]

* chair squeak *

[@solmartel360]

It is so annoying, but allowed. You are allowed to justify why the objection should be overruled.

[@theepicevan739]

Lmao Objections are allowed You don’t just say Objection because you feel like it

[@phredphlintstone6455]

@@solmartel360 its not that. It's the lawyer adding on after the judge ruled. You got your way, now stfu.

[@Eliel_Piano]

Karen: “i.. I. I don’t agree” Judge: “I know you don’t” You can just tell the judge is so done with her questioning everything

[@jadeleeemerald]

So tired of Amber Turd's Lies!

[@arecaceae]

i don't think questioning is bad, but the problem is that she doesn't make sense and acts totally unprofessional in my opinion

[@lastsaint7778]

@@arecaceae Plus, "I don't agree" is not an argument/reason to overrule the objection. It's a useless statement. And "point to where it's not part" of the disclosure is ridiculous lol I should have been a lawyer.

[@hybr1dmeteor]

@Bella objection relevance

[@duckduck5728]

@@hybr1dmeteor objection sustained

[@janessa7581]

She legit just admitted that she wrote the article, when there arguments are saying she didn’t 😂😂

[@SerPurple51]

3:09 "I don't agree" Judge: *holding in her laughter* "I know you don't."

[@silvory7021]

One of the best parts of this is that Amber's chosen psychologist couldn't defend Amber without "refreshing her memory" by looking at notes she took up to the witness stand, but she testified with minimal to no hesitation that Johnny had sustained abuse without looking at anything. It just goes to show how probable it was that the alleged notes were scripted rather than real observations.

[@toniannpitters1198]

Dr curry is smarter

[@sonalidhir9009]

obviously because Amber's story keeps changing

[@hybr1dmeteor]

@Manar Amr objection relevance

[@captian_m_3479]

​@@hybr1dmeteor objection sustained

[@hybr1dmeteor]

@@captian_m_3479 next question

[@KintokiSan]

"what is your occupation?" "I'm an actor..." "OBJECTION, LACK OF FOUNDATION!"

[@ceesisson4149]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pdm_oblivion613]

Lol I literally said OBJECTION, HEARSAY at that part

[@ee-mon-ee1653]

Objection hearsay

[@rhiannabrittany13]

I don’t know if the judge gets enough credit for remaining calm an unbiased throughout this entire circus. She’s the only one who actually HAS to remain unbiased & fair , which I mean, Amber heard’s team is making INCREASINGLY difficult 😂😂 I’m pretty sure that lawyers who represent accused murderers in high profile cases have gotten less hate from the general public .

[@user-kz3ik7pm7o]

I think the judge got a lot of her credit for her calm attitude throughout this trial, especially because there are people who know the truth who would get angry after scamber turd spurted her first lie in court. She is pure evil through and through and I don't know about everyone else but I have huge respect for the judge along with Johnny's legal team ❤

[@arecaceae]

this "psychiologist" was the second worst thing that happened to heard in this trial and her case, right next to audio recordings

[@bboat42069]

Actually I think amber testifying was the worst thing that happened

[@VJayJay.]

The fact she basically began her testimony by saying she's being sued "For an op-ed I wrote" is crazy, she literally just admitted to writing the thing, something her own lawyers have been trying to claim otherwise the entire time.

[@ohheyalan123]

They’ve been claiming she didn’t write the title, she just wrote the article. Major difference.

[@jaskaran2190]

Hell yeah. You're right

[@phoneowner2664]

I think they'll try to claim it a slip of the tongue, rather than an admition of guilt.

[@jZamora87]

some of you people are so stupid, I'm glad you are pro Depp but jesus, please pay attention before spewing lies. that's what you are ridiculing Amber Turd for yet you're doing similar things.

[@tendonoentiendo3809]

@@jobsucks how did you type in that font??

[@emperortoxic5267]

“You can not hit someone!” “Dude I only hit you, I did not punch you!” This girl contradicting herself constantly 💀

[@luanhuynh4261]

welcome to the delusional mind of a nutty

[@user-jr5tf4vq7f]

@Bella objection relevance

[@Slevin_Kalevra]

I love how she just gives it all way. Tramatic experience is burned into your memory. Saying things like "uh, uhm" and just typical none answering is pychology 101 telling you that they are stalling.

[@melanielouise635]

Wow the difference between Johnny's psychologist and Amber's 'psychologist' really highlights the difference in sides of this case. Johnny's psychologist was so professional and sure of the FACTS, unlike Amber's who couldn't even remember the fake script she had right in front of her face. It's sickening that Johnny has to go through this in order to clear his name 💔 Amber should face prison for what she's lied about, I hope Johnny recovers in time 🙏🏻

[@thedailywisdom1851]

Psychiatrist* not psychologist

[@briannaburrell5920]

I love how her lawyers were trying to prove that she didn’t write the op-Ed but within seconds of being on the stand she stated that she wrote it

[@LazerBrain11]

The best thing about that... She actually didn't write it! Her narcissism killed the one shred of truth she had on her side. I think Shakespear will rise from the grave to pen one more play about this trial!

[@wendyhardin5259]

Narcissist. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@joshuamns1]

@Bella yes, because cake is what people are waiting for.........

[@bolobolognese]

Na, she posted this on instagram too weeks ago and said she wrote it.

[@pepperinureyes9778]

@@joshuamns1 Just report for spam

[@neonicon8500]

Johnny trying not to laugh at the therapist or psychologist asking if she can read her notes was on point. That is this case in a nutshell.

[@StuckinaBucketAgain]

I gotta jar of bloooow'

[@boknow5506]

Ten second memories

[@boknow5506]

Also the therapist talks in third person not having talked to Depp at all oh that was funny

[@EjayT06]

@today was a good day whats here

[@mikerotch2066]

@@EjayT06 clickbait..... so ignore it

[@america692]

When she said "uhm" I could understand how painful it is that even her own mind calls "objection hearsay" for her next word

[@lesevesel2898]

1:35. I swear I just chuckled hard in my belly. Seriously, I've never seen a team of lawyers so confident in their case. Johnny Depp hired the right people and they are rock stars.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

I can't help but laugh my ass off everytime Amber puts on that sad face

[@JuneBear55]

beeker *meeps*

[@esmondyap9621]

:(

[@natalieserrano3029]

literally :[

[@NDJunction]

*What i saw* - Amber's "sad face" *what I turd- i mean, heard* - "i CaNt BeLiEvE hOw DiRtY tHe CaNt HiT a WoMaN oR mAn CaRpEt I nEeD tO dO wAs!" what I related to by the end of this: *crowd booing as Amber goes in and out of court room* xD i can not BEELIEVE this bafoonery

[@SwanLP24]

looks like the new snapchat filter

[@Ridlay_]

I love how Johnny keeps recognizing the cameraman filming him going in and out of the building lol. It’s a nice little mini narrative.

[@necrosslich]

Shows how good JDs memory is if anything lol, even poked fun at the cameraman filming

[@th3_fp3e]

"Have I seen you before somewhere?.."

[@TewbBelrog]

@today was a good day I recognize this guy too! What a trooper, showing his enthusiasm every comment section of the JDAT saga

[@necrosslich]

Ive always said this, JD's humor has always part of his charm, even the little things like this he does breaks the ice between him and whoever he talks to and warms up people to like him and vice versa cause he kinda keeps to himself, its just how the man is, thats true JD right there. Also just wanted to put this in cause I know what some people are thinking out there, that its an act to hide his true self but honestly if it is an act to draw people in then hes been a very consistant actor for years now, just saying no human on this earth is that consistant if he was lying and wasnt truthful, just food for thought here. ;)

[@mysticove9697]

@today was a good day im sitting here in class eating my doritos confused out of my damn mind as to what i just watched

[@Ghost996]

I think the carpet hurt her more than Johnny "did", especially how dirty it was. Must of caused even more damage to her as it was so dirty

[@briaharris183]

Chew really tries to make Depp smile thru all this chaos, thanks much man. But Amber and her lawyers are giving him a good enough time in court. Johnny we support you

[@phoenixon3463]

I love how Heards chosen psychologist could not remember a single thing she said or read or determined without looking at her notes, but Johnnys chosen psychologist knew most things because she is an unbiased, talented professional and wasn’t READING FROM A MADE-UP SCRIPT. There’s no way if any of that was legit that Ambers chosen psychologist couldn’t have remembered any information, even her own diagnoses??

[@fabianm2819]

didnt need her notes to testify that johnny was abused though

[@honkhonk9089]

She remembered 20 minutes worth of her credentials, you should view the beginning of the testimony when they were establishing her “credibility” and kept asking about her education and past research. She was able to remember all of that perfectly.

[@xelfi2742]

@@Tysia200 yeah i cant understand that too

[@FailedNoName]

@@Tysia200 the only thing in common is they are blonde

[@jban3476]

@@Tysia200 The psychologist Johnny Had testify for him was Dr Shannon Curry, the one with the ponytail and glasses.

[@guyperson7487]

“You can’t hit a woman, you can’t hit a man” So what about the time she was very clearly saying she HIT Johnny and didn’t punch him. Good one

[@MMumbles]

bUt SHe OnLy HiT hIm sHe DidN't PuNcH HiM This woman is a joke.

[@johnnysteele5934]

What about the time she was arrested for DA on her wife tho? 🤔

[@SoakieCat]

Well it's different, a man can't hit a man or a woman but a woman can do anything, that's fine.

[@guddubabakijai3814]

see MR GUY PERSON, she didn't hit him.. she swinged her arm at max velocity and Johnny stopped her hand with his body part making him inherently responsible for the damage

[@VMIUDSEIOCS]

She just backed herself into a wall and won't be able to get out

[@ytmasterbtw8172]

Amber's story was so good even Johnny heard it for the first time

[@82ndAbnVet]

I actually felt bad for Turd's lawyer. Despite how it appears at this trial, she's actually an accomplished lawyer. Her downfall was believing everything Turd said then finding out in trial how it was all a lie. Had she known the truth up front, I doubt she would have touched this case.

[@wyskass861]

She demonstrated poor judgement in taking such a weak case, and having so little to use for defense, requiring hurting her reputation. I wouldn't doubt she actually is competent, but not much you can do when you have nothing to work with.

[@bedaamezcua6991]

She knew I am telling you for sure !! She was with turd in the UK trial hanging around with her , and the truth about tha .99 cents Lawyer is coming out too , she is a corrupted lawyer , she is been using all her Expert witnesses like this Woman , Dr Spigel , the Surgeon Expert , the forensic for the pictures all those have worked for Elaine for Years !! 👿💩 Just look at her behavior!!

[@riplix20]

@@wyskass861apparently she’s a trial lawyer while here she was made lead counsil which are apparently quite different. I’ve also heard that Elaine actually made her own legal group that has little to no qualifications, and has been gritting like this for years. Haven’t researched it myself but I’ve seen more than one person bring up either side.

[@damonvoidheart8130]

"I've never seen an adult man cry" well everyone cries sometimes but I've never seen the circus go into a court room.

[@fatalshore5068]

Her job every day is to see the full gamut of human emotion. Dumb lies like that shred her credibility

[@toniannpitters1198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@franny5156]

@GenoFast yeah, and did she never see any male actors cry as like practice?

[@erikatowle8695]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏👏👏

[@soonerrem9001]

yeah well, I haven’t seen any adult women shittin their bed

[@therealmonkfromtibet]

Amber Heard: "You can't hit anyone." Amber Turd to Johnny Depp: "I didn't punch you, I hit you, are you gonna cry? Grow up, Johnny!"

[@Frosty-oj6hw]

"Everyone wants us to be together

[@40kchallengewith0video.]

Everyone testifies the same: she is aggressive, he is calm. If Johnny doesn't win this case, I will lose faith in people!

[@theelitepowerwithinyou]

Im with you on that one!!! 💯☝🏾

[@marcel1416]

@@theelitepowerwithinyou All I hope is that the jury sees through that bad acting job of a testimony with all that fake sobbing and stuff. And I hope they remembered Dr. Curry's testimony - she explained a lot of the personality and behavioral traits that a person with BPD and HPD shows (sudden changes of mood like the fake crying and objection thing, using exaggerating describing words like "wonderful" etc a lot...). Dr. Curry painted a picture with her testimony - AH coloured the picture with her testimony and I hope the jury recognized that.

[@jiffpop5143]

It will be hard for Johnny to win because defamation causing damages to Depp is not easily provable, but I hope he wins

[@georgiasmith64]

I already have long before this trial

[@cristinawood9001]

If he doesn't win, big if, there are so many people that would make the jury regret their decision. So they have that to think about too

[@AetherionJin]

“I have never seen an adult man cry” Yeah almost like you don’t think men can cry

[@theinfiniteass]

Who think we can't ? The girls ?

[@theinfiniteass]

@today was a good day kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3Wzp56qfauspKM Finally is here

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@theinfiniteass lol what?

[@theinfiniteass]

@@sweetestaphrodite whats your ?

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@theinfiniteass your mum ?

[@RageArmor.]

Ms. Turd: I struggle to have words- Judge: clearly...

[@lanastaibl779]

"Everyone wants us to be together" "Just reminding you...♡" BRO THAT'S TRUEE

[@bubberinodashrimperino]

She actually almost slipped up with the "you can't hit a woman" so she backtracked it with a "you can't hit a man, you can't hit anyone"

[@theelitepowerwithinyou]

She's lacking!

[@biledox5576]

She did not hit him, she only punched him

[@boknow5506]

She has both men and women and blame a dog

[@Tia-gy1ij]

SO TRUE

[@Ding_Bat]

Indeed, YOU cannot hit anybody, but I can. - Amber Heard 2022.

[@Xavierpng]

She’s destroying her career by every single new day in that court. We all love it though 😂

[@reivaxism]

ok bot

[@randomvruser5877]

@aser m No one asked good sir

[@abdutawil6121]

Yes she is 🤣😂

[@annakorina3514]

y not admit defeat..

[@abdullahbabar5529]

Bot

[@heidigilman2339]

It’s the “I know you don’t. I’ll sustain the objection” from the judge for me😂

[@LAGhost323]

Wow the “uhmm” part was the funniest edit I’ve ever seen in my life thank you for blessing us

[@kotaaye]

''You can't hit a woman... you can't hit a man!'' *Cuts to the recording of her saying ''I wasn't punching you, I was hitting you''*

[@gemini_moon9689]

Isnt that a line from American Psycho? 😂😂😂

[@sophiaredwood5825]

You beat me to it. Honestly it would’ve been so funny if like, an echo of that recording just started playing in the courtroom at that exact moment hahaha

[@GamezBeatz]

@Vololdenko punching someone in this case is like a bump on the shoulder. While hitting happends to be with more excessive power.

[@amistake3874]

@Vololdenko I'd like to elaborate on the definition of punching by saying that it's more associated with striking someone with a closed fist. It's kind of like the "hand striking" you mention, just specifically with a fist. Hitting, like the other person mentioned, is the same level of violence but more broad. So, hitting could mean punching, slapping, or striking with a tool. That being said, as a native English speaker that's what makes the phrase, "I didn't punch you; I hit you," sound funny to me. They mean almost the same thing.

[@kotaaye]

@@sophiaredwood5825 haha! I agree lmaoo

[@dothelrofa1527]

“My dog stepped on a bee..” “I was just sitting there on the carpet. Looking at the dirty carpet..” “I can see my breath on the car window”..😂🤣

[@NeonDripKitty]

when you have to reach the assignments word count so you just add random bs details

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

Liars always add little details like that to ,are their story’s seam more believable

[@towfoon]

Absolute waffler

[@livi_babe4782]

"I was sitting on the edge of the sofa.."

[@volume2517]

"Wondering HOW did I end up on this dirty carpet and wondering why I hadn't noticed how FILTHY it was before now!" Filth on filth. Yin and yang.

[@kazshaw3945]

Elaine was talking to Johnny's witnesses loudly,agressively and was intimidating ,but she talks softly to Amber like she's a 3 year old !Perthetic !

[@dawnevans8931]

I love how Johnny is trying his hardest to keep a *straight* face(ik he isn’t but if he didn’t try he’d burst out laughing)

[@kevinleugan6037]

JD attorney: You can't testify that Johnny Depp was not an abuse victim can you? AH witness: On the contrary, I can testify that Johnny Depp was an abuse victim. JD attorney: Oh ok. I'll take that.

[@AK-wp5pr]

yeah right? that was hilarious.

[@mariewraight4969]

Omg that was brilliant

[@cldus7442]

She was committed to telling the truth. Good on her. She might have been a witness for AH but she still stuck to saying what actually happened

[@KyleMcMullan_Musician]

I see people keep saying this. The question was regarding abuse, not abuse from a specific person. The testimony doesn't necessarily incriminate Amber.

[@ajstevens1652]

@@KyleMcMullan_Musician True. But he was only married to one person at the time was he not?

[@Ender.304]

bro the jar of dirt is hilarious

[@FreeRoyalPowerHour]

These videos make my day everytime I see em. Lmao this first segment was enough,but it somehow got worse once she took the stand. “You can’t hit anyone”,while see desperately tried to discern between “hitting” him and “punching” him…

[@FailedNoName]

I love how much Johnny lawyer wasn't expecting her to admit that Johnny was abused. Like he had to sit there for a moment and let it sink in

[@briaharris183]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@briaharris183]

I feel bad for Amber's lawyers they are just tryna do their job and understandably have nuthin to work with

[@yolandaolly6077]

Thank you Andrew for this compilation and the subtitles. I'm not English speaker . I can understand English language but my listening is not really good. Please stay happy and healthy 💖

[@Baky_T]

This is everything 😂👌 That's what we all need to stay positive FOR JOHNNY ❤️

[@jabz1582]

"I've seen you somewhere before, hehe" This is the type of humour everyday people do, Johnny is awesome

[@airotiv7916]

Yes! 💜

[@runningwithcraig8946]

Hes a sweet kind gentleman

[@sai_rs]

This trial has been one of the most entertaining things I have seen in the mainstream media in a LONG time. The circumstances may be unfortunate, but I hope people will remember this trial.

[@theelitepowerwithinyou]

💯☝🏾

[@HiHi-lt1cb]

Sad but true. 😅🥲

[@kathleendestefano5577]

💯

[@rippydippy_fpv7304]

It'll be in the history books for sure lol.

[@The_Devil_Breaker_]

Personally, as a domestic abuse survivor, it's extremely entertaining to see amber get blown the FUCK out in court

[@carenburke4636]

The JAR of Cobain was hers im surel lol. You guys are fabulous. It makes my heart happy. 😆

[@benkscheese4779]

Thank you for these videos I appreciate the entertainment

[@dodgy_jammer281]

Best part about this whole thing, is that “expert” giving her testimony, was found to have never met Johnny Depp and her entire report was biased. How she is allowed to carry on her profession is beyond me

[@g0stn0te]

Toxic femininity. "Believe all women". People have just believed her because of the subject matter she deals with. This exposes that and puches a hole right through it. This psychologist is full of shit, sexist, and clearly biased. I think one of the biggest things we can take away from this is to NOT BELIEVE all women. Find the facts, then follow the facts. No more of this woke "oh all women always tell the truth" bullshit, because it's clearly bullshit. -false rape claim victim

[@faridaff7643]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ-2i617ratobrs It's here finally!😉.

[@okgut2033]

Merika!!! The land of endless posibilities and failures!

[@Deenaziamazinjg14]

@@okgut2033 fuck ya where’s my truck iv had 15 beers and need to drive! Home of the brave idiots lmfao

[@frumpusnumpus]

So she made her entire conclusion and diagnosis based on hearsay? What a professional!

[@isaiahstreet2756]

if I had a dollar for every time amber said “uhm” I’d probably have a new lamborghini💀

[@marcel1416]

Dude, imagine making a drinking game out of it. Even Jack Sparrow would get worried...

[@dakdum3653]

A *New* Lamborghini? You be ballin

[@jordanhorst6]

@@marcel1416 Doctors would pay to study my liver after I died from That drinking game.

[@marcel1416]

@@jordanhorst6 I don't know if that's good or bad 🤣

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

A new Amberghini?

[@spdadventurer1754]

Thanku for making this edit it cracked me up so much ..i needed this 🤣🤣😆😆that guy in the end 😭😭🤣🤣why u do doo on his bed 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

[@paulbarela8166]

I pressed the 👍before watching this video I already knew it was gonna be a good one . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LowJSamuel]

"I know it sounds weird, but he had a jar of... cocaine. It was in the kitchen counter right next to another jar full of flour. For some reason it was labelled 'sugar.'"

[@janwilson3898]

Priceless. Wonder if she made him lots of coffee lol..i wouldnt be surprised if she dixnt slip something in his food and drink, she.s evil enough. He looked traumatised while married to her, look at clips of him on tv at that time, you can tell something is seriously wrong there..

[@pdm_oblivion613]

Booger sugar

[@shadowdragon7347]

He also had a third jar. it was like, comically large and filled with brown cocane. (Depp chuckles as he brought this jar of dirt to court)

[@stopdomotion8765]

I lighit think that mayber the jar of cocaine could have been the a prob from the pirate movie the jar of dirt

[@fynncrs9867]

Heard: "I am here because my Ex-Husband is suing me for an OP-Ed I wrote." Johnny's Lawyer Team: "Ladies and gentlemen, we got her!"

[@littlecarminefingerpicking1724]

I can't wait to see her grilled by JD lawyer 🥳🥳🥳

[@atsuki6292]

Not many humorous content actually make me laugh out loud, thank you for that kind sir

[@lylam4073]

Amber: “it’s wrong to hit anyone 🥺😭😣” Also amber: “I didn’t punch you I hit you 😠🙄”

[@cooperohlsson1015]

It’s so funny seeing Amber and her team have to reach for so many things because they have no actual proof. The Jar, the Muffins, and now a “dirty carpet.” Can’t wait until next time where she brings up a smudged window which must mean he round houses her daily. Such a joke

[@ladymacabre5954]

Weird all their things are dirty when they have cleaners every single day come in and clean the place. Maybe she dropped a deuce after they left.

[@freespeech3817]

I bet this carpet thought the same thing about hausing this big pile of Trud.

[@shawnpitman876]

@@ladymacabre5954 Nahhh that's what she uses to wipe her butt with after deucing on the bed.\

[@a_tarasevich]

The megapint of wine lol

[@killemwifkindness]

The bee her dog stepped on

[@nathantiffen5158]

I heard someone say “Everyone on Ambers side looks like they’re evil” and I can’t unsee it. Even the psychologist woman looks like a Disney villain

[@debbiepochy6751]

Absolutely, that therapist does NOT look like a nice person! If you are a lot younger than me, you probably won't remember Nurse Ratched from the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", that is who she reminds me of!!

[@Soap0]

@Bella Objection. Relevance.

[@nyanbonecrush]

Was it one of her lawyers named Mr. Rottenborn or something like that?

[@otangakudyokeman7124]

OMFG this comment is so gold, so underrated XD Best comment imo

[@kodiibearv]

She looks more like a mean substitute teacher than a psychologist.

[@zirak93-2]

Your videos makes these court segments twice as funny. xD

[@anthonysookarry5866]

"My dog stepped on a bee." The moment i was looking for.

[@antoine6760]

0:24 Dr. Curry is living rent free in this lawyer's head lmfao

[@marcel1416]

She's probably thinking day and night "why tf didn't we hire this gorgeous, highly educated and experienced doctor, that can actually remember what she was doing and handles taking the stand (and even cross) like a champ, named Dr. Curry". Must be frustrating as a legal team to see the others expert witness actually being useful...

[@hzjake]

Muffins and Amica Cream too!

[@waitwhat7724]

And eating muffins 😋

[@justinbarnett103]

Dr Curry is living free in my head...

[@rishav_killerx6011]

Muffins question is still in my head lmfao

[@wherestherum7324]

Johnny’s sitting there like: Lady, if I can memorize my lines for an entire movie, you can memorize that 1 crazy woman’s test results! 😆

[@riplix20]

To be fair it’s not like the movies are all one continuous shot. Theatre though, like broadway. They have steel traps for brains

[@lukefrohling]

I love how you committed to her new (and quite fitting) last name :D

[@Sara-qx8cc]

Look at Johnny's face🤣🤣🤣 He's so enjoying all the 'objections'

[@penneywise5137]

Her body language when she talks is so funny cause she looks away so much. Almost like she can't face everyone when she can't speak the truth.

[@MissMadCherry]

Yeah, you can really see that she's not teling he truth. Her acting is terrible. When she talks about Johnny 'abusing' her, she just talks so loudly and shakes her head violently and uses this weird voice that actors use in films while acting sad and broken. Like you can clearly see and hear that she's acting and not talking like a normal person in real life would. On the other hand, Johnny always seems natural and honest while talking.

[@jobsucks]

sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪɴ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ. ɪᴛ's ᴛʜᴀᴛ "ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ" ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ. ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇ ғᴇᴇʟs sʜᴇ's ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. ɪ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇʟʏ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ "ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ" ʙᴄᴜᴢ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜᴇ's ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴏғ sᴜᴘᴇʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ

[@nightsgrow6575]

@@MissMadCherry a good actor knows the importance of subtlety. No wonder she isn’t more successful.

[@zentazym1]

Most people after getting domestically abused: Wow, that hurt. I am terrified and scared. Amber Heard after getting “hit”: Wow, this carpet needs a good scrubbing. How did we let it get so dirty?

[@Roadent1241]

"Am I supposed to be in pain? Oh crap. Yeah. I'm human." "OWWWWWWW HOW DARE YOOOOOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA." ?

[@Mr.imjussayn]

This video made my morning. 😂😎☀

[@LeslieLili]

thank you for all the videos you make 😘💙

[@Lilisama11]

If you pause exactly at 4:35, this frame is the perfect representation of this whole case: Ben Chew looking confused af, Johnny laughing at the absurdity, Camille Vasquez facepalming, and Rebecca MacDowell Lecaroz covering her mouth in disbelief of what is happening....

[@orenashes3961]

Too true babes, too true.

[@briaharris183]

That was funny 😌👍

[@morganelcz]

😂😂

[@JaimeD.]

🤣😆😁😂😅😄

[@TaurusWitch29]

Okay this is pretty damn funny 😂

[@biscuitsboi4104]

It’s not even a court trail anymore, this is a primary school debate

[@orenashes3961]

Yeah, but that debate where everyone agreed on the subject, so the teacher just split everyone evenly. And now the other sides just scrambling cause they got nothin.

[@farooha.s8411]

@@orenashes3961 this actually happened in a high school debate we did😭😭😭

[@orenashes3961]

@@farooha.s8411 T_T

[@TYANTOWERS]

'Point to where you are saying it's not' Now that will be a good trick

[@sleeplesshead602]

Love how the people cheer and support Johnny when the car came out from the court.

[@Miitchu]

love how she walks so comfortable past johnny but at the other clip she acted like she was scared for him

[@daCubanaqt]

It’s called acting!!! 😂

[@milacruz3970]

Then she almost got into johnny's car and she laughed about it.

[@user-kz3ik7pm7o]

They should make a track of this she devil's ums, ahs and errs, she will be mocked for eternity after the records release 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@timothylieutenant4213]

At this point, it is not Johnny being hilarious. It is becoming Amber and her legal team being ridiculous. 🤦‍♂️

[@NicolaMaxwell]

Go watch the behavioral arts channel and it proves her story doesn't work lol. Law and lumber too theres actually a knife on the bed of the photo she took, it debunks her story of his book cracking the wood!

[@argentcontent9874]

@Fury What is? WHAT THE FU K IS HERE?!

[@zahir12344]

I... don't agree with that, your honor

[@rafaelflora2662]

This "huuummm" thing is good for a drinking game ahahah Loving this ahah

[@yopeople3590]

Great edit.. keep it up ❤️😊

[@venomairsoft830]

Amber Heard remembers pirates of the Caribbean very differently than I do: “I got a jar of cocaine, I got a jar of cocaine, and guess what’s inside it?”

[@striderx2498]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DiceyAssassin]

Cocaine?

[@datshadymexican]

Nice

[@wisico640]

I mean, it's probably coke?

[@blindmayhem8462]

amber's heart?

[@JaeExchangeGaming]

"Everyone wants us go be together" "I'm just letting you know" 💀💀💀

[@ExcitedXenon]

I wonder what that part means

[@america692]

She is just unbelievable how can anyone just sit there and watch i mean even his bodyguard died laughing in the court

[@cid7819]

@@ExcitedXenon everyone is shipping Camille and Johnny that is what it means

[@libtardslayer3048]

You putting the Wii music behind it all, makes you a goddamn legend!!

[@os_turekid7959]

Jar or dirt got me lol subtitles on point mate keep it up

[@sircoletrain8373]

I almost choked on my drink when it got to the "uhm" edits 😂

[@AndrewPandrew]

Haha she says it a lot more than what I used xD

[@striderx2498]

I skipped it 😑 that shit was giving me brain damage 🤣

[@beloved774]

@@striderx2498 😂😂😂

[@pencilbender]

Someone sifted through that pile of 💩 testimony to find all the uhms

[@sisiluuk]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣 her brain is dead

[@Chetanp1445]

They make being a witness seem so tense and hyper in movies and tv shows but in real life it seems like the most annoying thing cause u cant say a sentence without be objected

[@junc2191]

They should show this in movies too! Will be interesting. I could watch this as a movie itself

[@PlayMyLifeOF]

Objection, hearsay

[@marcomolinari94]

You never watched a Law & Order series or spin-off (SVU) then because that's exactly what happens every single time.. i mean it's not a constant objection but the opponents lawyer always interrupts the answers as soon as the sentence will start turning from useful for him to useful for the other

[@Zehtto]

@@PlayMyLifeOF underrated reply.

[@GreatGranger]

Objection Hearsay

[@martincornejo7273]

I love how you replace “heard” with “turd”. Also for some reason the subtitles makes this so much more funnier for some reason😂 keep it up man.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

I would be genuinely surprised if Amber wins this, These lawyers would make Saul Goodman cringe

[@joshneslen7154]

I would hire Saul Goodman before I hire Rottenborne

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

Saul blows them away 😂

[@margretabroad4873]

Saul Goodman would win, Amber or not. And the show would still be good. Maybe even better. I think they should consider an episode or a mini series with a similar trial for Better Call Saul.

[@akilnaik7716]

Fr lmao

[@kendrickdo7943]

I think they’re not bad persay. They just don’t have any good evidence so they’re fumbling around lmao

[@shubhtiwari14]

I'd really like to take a moment to thank Andrew for making all these hilarious clips. For someone like me who is interested in the case but can't watch it constantly, Andrew is doing great work and I'm sincerely grateful Keep the good work dude

[@AndrewPandrew]

Thanks for the kind words! ♡

[@emerritt7449]

Loving the wii mi parade music too 🤣👍 totally fits, keep up the good work!

[@shubhtiwari14]

@@emerritt7449 ikr it fits so well

[@shubhtiwari14]

@@AndrewPandrew a pleasure indeed, kind man

[@_gigi_1143]

Thing is, You probably get only a very one sided point of view on the trial, because most of what amber describes is cut , which leaves you only rooting for one side of the case instead of hearing both sides of the tale and making up your own opinion on the case

[@connerjessop8422]

These edits were perfect

[@XX-yc4pz]

6:15 I LOVE YOU FOR THAT CAPTION I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT WHEN SHE SAID “A JAR” LMAO

[@antoniomaravilla1992]

The trial somehow keeps degrading in terms of functionality to the point where we don't know what to expect. At the same time, it makes Depp look even better that he can embrace this chaos. Simply amazing.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening plu

[@-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-]

i think the *chair fart* was the most honest thing that was heard that day.

[@nikkikyriacou88]

Im glad i see hem with that smile on his face...he is adorreble...

[@asmodeus1634]

After Trial:"What is your profession?" Amber:"I am a former actor"

[@theelitepowerwithinyou]

She did that to herself!

[@asmodeus1634]

@@theelitepowerwithinyou ik f her

[@MD-supernova]

“I am a former c-list actor”

[@somethingsomethingsarcasm]

@@MD-supernova yeah, it would be d list but we all know that the thought of her getting some is laughable at best

[@darksouls6515]

“SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?” “AWWWOOOOH AWOOOH AWWWWOOOOH!!!”

[@kakashi1090]

Wait a minute, she said "My ex-husband is suing me for an op-ed that I wrote" Wasn't a big part of her...attempted at a defense...that there was no proof she wrote it and then she just out and said it?

[@kakashi1090]

@Cipheiz I wonder if that would also imply perjury if she or her council ever specifically said that she did not write the article (as opposed to implying it throughout their defense without explicitly saying it)

[@deathwrow9652]

@@kakashi1090 btw the argument was about the title, she admits she wrote it, but the paper made the very big headline that they knew was false.

[@AudBerry07]

The writing adds SOOO MUCH!! Referring to her as AMBER TURD! LOVE IT!! I have a few memes created on that basis!🤣🤣

[@ojesvisharma7351]

At 04:02 .....the attorney's hands behind Johny depp are shaking, while he told "objection ,speculation your honour"" ........let's take a moment to appreciate the hardwork ,confidence and the energy they put in while defending their sides!! 🖤