Top Johnny Depp Comebacks & Reactions to Questioning While Testifying

[@RandomNut86]

honestly his use of humor as a coping mechanism instead of anger was one of the things that made me really start to understand what situation he was in with Amber

[@gerardwayseyelash]

I'd never be able to keep my cool. Humor is a coping mechanism of mine too but I'd just lose my head hearing this bs coming from her.

[@CatEyedGoddess]

Her being a bold face liar helped too.

[@markclavie8817]

You dk how hard that is.. he’s antagonistic

[@wildfire9280]

@@markclavie8817 Antagonistic?

[@sidmac50]

"you were drinking heavily" "Were you there?" Gets me every time 🤣

[@Itsmeyoualreadykno]

A very large "necessary" glass of wine lol

[@Crypto-Boomin]

He was drinking a MEGA pint… don’t forget!

[@mothership1849]

I was waiting for him to say, “which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?”

[@aznboi1027]

Got him with his own hearsay

[@catherinethomas2906]

a statement and not a question

[@kittenbubbles]

"A mega pint" That line kills me every time 😂 Love Johnny's comebacks

[@kenzazooza]

😂😂😂

[@Carolinafan85]

Jhonny could start his own alcoholic beverage company, called "Mega Pint" by Jhonny Depp

[@joannegregory3024]

He was charming you could see that liar Heard getting really wound up 😂

[@Loretta-s2z]

@@kenzazooza as aoap

[@UguuUng]

Is it that weird ? As someone who doesn't speak much English, this sounds pretty normal haha

[@PJV-rf4ng]

His patience at " hearsay" was impressive. It also showed the incompetence of her team.

[@CorrineMitchell-n2v]

His patience throughout proves what a calm and non aggressive soul he is

[@chriscumo]

“Maybe they are hearsay papers” 🤣🤣🤣 he’s the BEST!

[@Commander_Shepard.]

Nothing like reading some good ol Hearsay documents while sipping on Mega Pint. ^_^

[@MizzTrinieFyre]

@@Commander_Shepard. Ummm, after you spend FIVE MINUTES looking for them docx lol

[@adityavss3154]

@@Commander_Shepard. papers, not documents

[@laurelables34]

That was one of my favorite lines too 🤣

[@1redarmy1]

@@Commander_Shepard. Respectfully, i'd like some muffins with that😆

[@ChrisEL1620]

"Maybe they were hearsay papers" 😆 That one definitely made me chuckle

[@jelenajelenic9069]

Nice😅😅😅😅😆😆😆

[@ItscalledGmailaccount]

2 many times they said it😅

[@ThisIsNotAnExit86]

That made me laugh so loud too 😂

[@stymetolley7055]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@raven4090]

He has a lot of patience. They're asking him questions and refusing to let him answer. Just makes her and her attorney look like the scammers they are. Bless you, Mr. Depp! Stay strong.

[@jenniferwhite2909]

I was thinking more on provoking him to try and trigger him in hopes of showing anger? But then again, they don't seem to as bright to think a few steps a head like that.

[@furbabyangels]

@Sandra🦋 it's a contest 😅🤘

[@adamxlr2010hotmail]

Patience of a saint

[@Dejhanira75]

I wouldn't ... COULDN'T be this calm if this three ring circus🙄 was aimed at me. Johnny's calmness is amazing!!

[@szlendak1368]

no they are patient did you saw how slow he is

[@kriigzrandom827]

The fact that her own parents aren't on her side says a lot

[@richardrichard5680]

Im not a fan of hers but havent they passed away?

[@williepearl278]

@@richardrichard5680 I think her dad is still alive but her mother passed away in 2020.

[@Pedro-it9cp]

@@williepearl278 not surprised

[@notthedoctor8621]

Not really, many ppl aren't close to their parents. Depp called his own mother abusive

[@xZildjanx]

@@notthedoctor8621 well she was a junky

[@allaware5014]

"Please answer the question" "Okay so-" *"Objection: heresay."*

[@davidbolha]

"Judge may I have a *mega pint* ?" 😓🤔😏

[@mersarultmit5577]

Judge, may I be excused to assault some cabinets and drawers, Your Honor?

[@EscapeFromCrazytown]

I haven't been watching this trial, but catching these snippets is making me laugh! Objection. Hearsay! I think it's going to be the next catchphrase.

[@marxistopiateaddict]

HERESAY LMAO

[@margaritaschuyiervanrensse7450]

@@EscapeFromCrazytown Next time you have a good couple hours, watch just one day of the trial (I'd recommend the day Kate Moss testified). It's weirdly entertaining and has so many highlights that aren't put in snippets.

[@JH-nj8up]

He’s a whole lot more honest than Amber has ever been. Her horrible attempt at acting on the stand like a traumatized victim is repulsive.

[@candycakes7921]

True I couldn’t even watch it out so cringe 😬

[@LordJoker88]

the only good thing thats come from her being on the stand is the amount of memes that have come from it

[@omeralibasic2384]

@@candycakes7921 me to i was cringing so much I turn off the live trial, then I just watched highlights 😂

[@denisemand4391]

I keep hearing people say her testimony is too cringe-worthy to watch. Personally, I'm enjoying every minute of it. The more elaborate and crazy her story gets the better. With her lies, she is literally backing herself into a corner she can't get out of. Can't wait for the cross-exam to begin to see all those lies torn apart exposing her as the true manipulative liar she is, and for JD to finally receive the justice of having his good name restored.

[@dixierae3442]

@@denisemand4391 I couldn't agree more Denise. Watching her crucify herself is the most fun that I've had in years. I can't even get angry she's so ridiculous. Even if the world turned flat and she won it wouldn't even bother me because she has made such a fool of herself on that stand that she never will recover. Aside from showing he's a human being like the rest of us I believe Johnny's testimony was flawless. It took him a little while to get comfortable but once he did he was on a roll. I can't wait for the cross exam either. As a matter of fact I think I'm going to watch it at the neighbourhood Pub. Turn it into a real celebration. Great comment thanks for sharing.

[@jackson_craft_gamingscates9324]

the fact the judge let him be funny about "hearsay" is hysterical !

[@MalloryNewcomb]

“I don’t think it’s offered for the truth”

[@kamillgran7902]

Johnny is not only a great actor but he is a decent kind soul who clearly didn’t know how to deal with a manipulative psycho.

[@serenaleaghgrace5023]

yep

[@alisag.2223]

Agree

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear kam

[@pasdupe2900]

Une personne qui est toxique pour Deep ne le sera peut être pas pour vous !

[@OrlenNSophia]

Your statement sums it up…. In my opinion.

[@wayneboydston7615]

Johnny is so calm, concise and in control of himself,stating the facts .

[@hifly1929]

To me he doesn`t seem to have control. He wants to answer the question but before he`s done, there`s an objection and most of the times he doesn`t have a clue why and smiles a bit. 😆 wich is great entertainment!

[@doublexjamy2]

I think he seems very in control, in a certain charismatic way, even if he's unsure of all the rules and etiquette. With all his responses, he runs the show

[@jamiedavis1182]

Unlike that clownie car show put on by his ex. He had to witness that and just be "What was I thinking?"

[@dennisrobinson8008]

They aren't controlling his emotions.

[@giantjohr6904]

@@hifly1929 Ew ukraine pfp

[@peteman8160]

The Lawyer is trying to get under Johnnys skin and upset him but Johnny is actually getting under the lawyers skin and upsetting him instead. Its very enjoyable to watch

[@toriless]

yep

[@ameytiwari1247]

a very captain jack sparrow move 😂

[@tuforu4]

@@ameytiwari1247 IMAGINE a PIRATE

[@Uncharted8907]

@@ameytiwari1247 remember this day where you ALMOST caught captain jack sparrow

[@EscapeFromCrazytown]

Yes, and after many days of testimony, the only thing they have established is that AH's attorney can read words on a page correctly.

[@DBZluvz]

Amber sits there looking all ''i'm so sad please feel sorry for me'' all the while Johnny comes off as completely believable and charming as heck!

[@springfield8978]

“Is that the document that I signed 3 times before?” 😂😂Legend

[@SCSA3.16]

@Springfield "for the fourth time that is my signature" 😎😎

[@savannahlangley8420]

😂😂

[@Sirchris2024]

For the fourth time, that is my signature.😂 He is such a legend

[@margueritegastanaga5156]

Is that your signature? 4th time.

[@margueritegastanaga5156]

😂😂😂😂

[@kaylnleann5080]

They are asking him a question, then cutting him off and not letting him answer. Disgusting. Johnny deserves more

[@Fkillergr]

Not on Amber heard's side but the same happened to her as well.

[@dancebumps]

@@Fkillergr you need see the videos properly then.

[@Nikronius]

@@dancebumps you are just watching one side of it though.

[@vaguedreams]

He's rambling a lot, and it's the attorney's job. Honestly, both of them deserve better than to have this in the public eye.

[@Nikronius]

@@vaguedreams i guess she couldve not defamed him then...

[@cunningstunt69]

he absolutely won the hearts of everyone all over again by being so funny, confident and truthful

[@tamiburke9526]

Those funding people never even let him finish an answer!!!

[@ellaposy527]

absolutely! said perfect!

[@edie4321]

Because he's an actor. They know how to deceive.

[@cunningstunt69]

@@edie4321 I believe this is the real johnny, he isn’t deceiving anybody bc he’s innocent, he doesn’t have to, amber most definitely is trying to deceive everyone but she failed miserably

[@edie4321]

@@cunningstunt69 He got with a very toxic woman and had a very toxic relationship. In my eyes that makes them both toxic. There are no victims here.

[@andrewwestman2407]

I’m in complete awe of how Johnny was able to be absolutely hilarious in such a way that didn’t get him reprimanded by the judge even once. Pure brilliance.

[@Ida-Christine]

he did once by the judge but mostly she did let him.

[@tomdefig6514]

He's too powerful

[@couldntthinkofaname.3775]

1:37 When he stopped talking and looked up as if he thought "oh yeah he's gonna say it" and smiled afterwards. Honestly mad respect to this guy.

[@mazrio128]

Like a BOSS

[@soniamaria1089]

@Nosebleed a cutie indeed

[@Lexi_Con]

😂😂😂 And again at 1:51

[@AyushGoyalPoker]

I thought as He read his script and waiting for other to do their line.

[@stburke123]

Hilarious😂

[@pashvang5394]

I love Johnny! He’s not putting on an act, unlike AH. She’s defrauding the whole judicial system.

[@watchme6848]

@@potverdorie2386 no, we weren't but there's enough evidence that she's the abuser.

[@Natalee956]

She’s a joke And she F herself, nobody will hire her after all the headaches she gave him. A good man Never been charge and obviously not violent She’s the only one with a problem

[@serenaleaghgrace5023]

yep

[@Natalee956]

@@anamunitic1374 she’s evil he’s not She’s lying he’s not

[@Bodhi_Music]

The tissues in front of Heard get about as much use as condoms in a senior center

[@charwest9449]

1:27 "We're going to go fast forward in time, Mr. Depp." "Yes, I can feel it " I laughed out loud!!! He's hilarious.

[@norakirayumi]

1:27 🤭

[@charwest9449]

@@norakirayumi thanks!!

[@bighatlogannn4993]

Hahahahaha ty for sharing i never caught that😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@TheSmiley1963]

Lmbo 😂🤣😂 gotta love Johnny!! ❤️

[@Thundersnowy]

I missed that! Oh my God that's gold!

[@NoFairyPrincess]

That is a man WITH NOTHING TO HIDE. He aired his laundry out and I have nothing but respect for him.

[@NoFairyPrincess]

@Johnny Depp Yeah, Johnny warned his supporters about people like you. You’ve been reported. And get a life.

[@saoirserose2696]

The way he says “I poured myself a large glass of wine, I thought it necessary” Gets me every time!! 😂

[@ooitung95]

It's funny and sad at the same time, really hope he can pull thru this mess.

[@YaYaPaBla]

Exactly, I would need a mega pint if I had to deal with that witch on a daily basis. Drink your wine Johnny. 😁

[@AlexJanicki]

"A megapint?"

[@podcastfan2544]

That was good one can't say he wasn't describing whatever a "Mega Pint" is in fluid oz. Johnny was respectful & it was good for him to quip " I poured myself a large glass of wine" Like paint a picture of Monster Johnny drinking Mega Pints of vino ( haha) then turning into the hideous character that this defamation trial is about. Well , Depp brought this trial ...He went for it. Now he's there in court so that Mrs Heard can retract what he feels is a false smear about himself. He knows he'd be scrutinized yet he also knew ( & his legal team too) that is he wanted to counter attack a smear article OpEd piece & he'd have to go to Court & take her to Court he did. Good on you Johnny even with addiction troubles and admitting he smashed a few cabinets he never roughed her up. He paid his lawyers & is in the ring fighting for a retraction of Mrs Heard OpEd & I hope any damaged from that OpEd article. That's no fun but makes me proud that he took her to court. A bit older now all of them now are seeing what's important with different eyes than they had years ago. So now he sees that a good name smeared in a article is not going to happen on his watch. Hope he gets his win in this case.

[@RajeshP17]

it was classic Jacksparrow style..he said poured 'miself' a glass 😂😂

[@robertingersoll3039]

"I poured myself a large glass of wine...I thought it necessary" --This line is more epic than any of JD's movie lines.

[@Dee-Dee-y2k]

That was such a 'distinguished gentleman ' statement

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

Pirates and 21 jump street still exists, so I must heavily disagree

[@SurfergirlKH]

I find mega pint much more funny!

[@nokaoi6414]

He WON the internet that day w/ that statement! 😆🍷

[@n.afonso7171]

Seems like poetry. 😂😂😂

[@thatone.spider]

I swear this lawyer just learned what “hearsay” meant and is now using it 24/7 💀

[@chrissmith6862]

Kinda like a toddler who has just learned the word no

[@samanthasmith6685]

That's hearsay

[@jkwizzle]

@@samanthasmith6685 Objection. Hearsay.

[@d-stroyer6888]

@@jkwizzle hearsy your honor

[@jkwizzle]

@@d-stroyer6888 objection

[@AHDONIxTOxSHELIONI]

1:18 - that look he gives before and after he so eloquently repeats “A megapint” is GOLD!

[@sugarrush871]

"We are going to travel ahead in time, a little bit" "yes... I can feel it" genuinely laughed out loud

[@sarpsays]

Same hahahaha.

[@JimmyGrl09]

Anytime Gemini’s can stick it in there we do!!!! 🤗

[@TheSRSThunder]

Yeah that's gotta be my favourite one so far lmao

[@magonzalez888]

idk why johnnys response is considered funny; can someone please explain, i dnt get it.

[@szlendak1368]

what’s funny

[@0Onyx13]

His face when he's waiting for the "hearsay" is priceless lmao

[@mohammedashian8094]

Ikr? He’s like “Anytime now, no? ok”

[@cfan1641]

🤣🤣

[@Vamssiisol]

💯🥰😁

[@LordMalice6d9]

@@Vamssiisol It was his smile afterward that is what made me laugh the most, he knew it was coming.

[@kathryn1665]

When was that?-

[@Rizzz85]

I've never seen Johnny on this level of serenity during a serious matter such as this. Kudos to Johnny for keeping calm while responding with common sense and wit.

[@dreadrockadrian]

I know I couldnt do it. thats truly a talent. What character!

[@webcityguymyclubb4032]

Johnny’s “serenity” comes from “being in the right” and speaking Truth”.

[@funky_tree]

@@webcityguymyclubb4032 because he is

[@bdperry576]

you don't know him and he doesn't know you. It's genuinely weird that you commented this.

[@Benellismama]

He has the patience of Job, no way could I have maintained composure

[@_catulus]

Gotta love how he subtly weaponizes Mr. Rottenborn’s name.

[@thenewrumplestiltskin3101]

It’s just a pun waiting to happen…the perfect set up, who could blame him?

[@unionjackal42]

His composure is immense. I could not sit for hours on end, being hit with “objection” after “heresay” without taking a walk or anything to cool myself down.

[@laughingmask3118]

HERESAY

[@Eden_M]

Here, say.. Rotten, Born.

[@keishal4930]

U have to realize too though. He's had plenty of training with the patience & keeping his composure just dealing with Amber Heard all these years. He's a beautiful person inside/out & the fact that his support team/family has stuck by his side all these years just proves that he's a genuinely great guy. Id feel completely blessed to have a man like him in my life

[@frenchexpat5601]

He probably smoked a MEGA weed before each session

[@daveyo-yo8530]

i think that's why cigarettes were allowed in the courtroom (until 2006 in UK). all those long hours must be stressing them a lot 😂

[@serenamoon248]

"Were you there ?" In the mosst soft spoken voice ever, but packed with unspoken sassiness I love it

[@shirleyminassian1547]

Yes...I loved that question n it was so on point !! Rottenbum is useless n unintelligent....hope he loses his Job cause he's embarrassed ppl in his trade!!!

[@namastewellness]

He did a great job of not crossing the line to contempt 😂

[@Junipher0928]

I totally agree with you. That's so hilarious and on point!!!

[@angieko5917]

“Is that the same one I signed three times before?” 🤣🤣🤣 Oh Johnny, we love you ♥️♥️♥️

[@merika206]

😂😂😂

[@aleciawimer8506]

Rotten was wasting the court’s time!

[@jessie_8301]

Its so easy to talk when you are not lying. You just speak the truth. Plain and simple.

[@haveatyou1]

Unfortunately none of these two twats are doing that

[@palelittlegoblin3153]

“October is two months before December, that’s correct” had me dying 💀

[@ThebigGLRams]

🤣🤣🤣

[@PrayWithoutCreasing]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jodavis6435]

I wish they would say "did I read that correctly" and not "right" 🤣🤣😅🤣

[@Elennovaa]

FR 😂😂😂😂

[@nejuw]

You're easily amused bot.

[@kimberlypeterson7203]

I lost it when the lawyer says "we're going to fast-forward in time", Johnny responds with "I can feel it"! 😆😆😆

[@careip]

😆 🤣 😂

[@Paultimate7]

Also loved that

[@christ510]

Right!

[@irenerattray7742]

🙄🙄🙄

[@irenerattray7742]

😡

[@natalienickals3676]

He’s so funny and respectful despite what he’s going through.

[@shotbyumar]

@Johnny Depp BRUH

[@peterstar2023]

- This is your signature right? - Yes it is. This is your signature right? - Yes it is. This is your signature right? - Yes it is.

[@xnet_cascade6257]

And this is a document you signed right?

[@maxplaysgamesmore8552]

“A Mega Pint?” The delivery on that was so funny.

[@CelineV95]

A guy made shirt with the phrase

[@johnnyplatis]

There is already a meme with that!

[@tamitribbiani7907]

Yeah you can tell Johnny is trying to hold the humor in but just can't do it lol.

[@ashleyhoughton8592]

Absolutely the best response

[@Tortle226]

I agree, that pause was incredible

[@DavidBruceCJD]

I love how you can tell that Johnny's totally honest so he is just hilariously honest. The reporting of Gossip, trying to make him mad and Johnny, knowing that he has nothing to fear ''Yes you are right'' ''You certainly did'' ''You should became a professional reader'' always get me. I don't think thats acting it feels like a person who is terryfied but also just happy to get this stuff finally sorted out and beeing able to show the truth. The most terryfied and happiest at the same time while Amber is always in defensive mode and rarely answers questions directly. I love this guy.

[@angeloliver7613]

The reason he can be happy is because people don't care about facts anymore. If Heard wins or looses in court, Johnny has won the public over.

[@MrNinjamonkeys]

Yeah it seemed to me that they were just trying to make him snap when mr rottenborn kept asking obvious questions

[@n1sugarbaby69]

My favorite is "as long as you're happy sir"

[@PfarurzWurz]

"beeing"? MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE 🐝🐝🐝

[@laughingmask3118]

"October is two months before December, that's correct" is my new favorite

[@apophisstr6719]

The charisma of Johnny really is something else.

[@kikihapexamendiosisaklepto7397]

Yes, it's really something else. His charisma, his wit, his Nobel Prize level intelligence, the man has everything. What a splendid soul. Unbelievably attractive, with that ponytail. Ooooh what a man. Love ya, Johnnie.

[@messamommy]

He made the trial so entertaining. I don't think I laughed so hard at a court hearing ever.

[@mrs.tiffany]

I couldn't help but laugh when he said he supposed they were hearsay papers. He has a great sense of humor and I hope that he gets the justice that he deserves.💚

[@KarelPZ]

Yeah that was a good zing lol he’s so tired of that dude.

[@jennyholloway6715]

Yes lol! 😂😂😂 If it wasn't so sad that they won't let him freaking well speak, it'd be much more funny though. Her lawyers are so ridiculous to watch it hurts. How can they live with themselves...

[@mrs.tiffany]

@@jennyholloway6715 I agree

[@wellwellmymichelle]

🤣🤣🤣 lmao hearsay papers!"

[@-danR]

That was priceless.

[@DJ-nk4dq]

LOL 😂 Even the judge loved his come backs. Everyone can tell he is honest.

[@Parrish_Muhoberac]

WELL SAID!

[@SwingJake]

You don’t know that

[@stevecouldbeme9288]

@Blogger They ask him a question then when he's answering they cut him off and object. If you're being 100% honest a simple "yes or no" isn't being completely honest.

[@BeeBeneficial]

@Blogger "He kept dodging" ... yeah about that, he kept being interrupted every 5 seconds. So how do you expect him to answer with the constant "heresey"? They tried to give him a bad name but failed. That's that.

[@stevecouldbeme9288]

@Blogger Do you even know how court works?? Are you just a 12 year old who wants to get into politics? He's not objecting because there's nothing to object about. And only the lawyers make the objections. And he's not "Starting to not answer the question" he's answering them and he explains it. But I guess explaining the thing you were asked about is "dodging"

[@marileeherdman5389]

Johnny is hilarious. I love how quick he is with the comebacks. He's awesome 😂😂😂😂

[@lutherhaugen741]

He’s the best,how long have you been he’s fan marilee?

[@dennisrobinson8008]

Many of us are new fans

[@johnnydepp7252]

Thank you for following my page , Support you showered on me, I hope you never stop listening to my music…I’ll love to honor you by giving you my personal information for a private conversation if that’s ok by you.. 💕❤️💋

[@spacebaged]

I guess his processing speed isn't that slow after all. 😎

[@johnnydepp3378]

Hello

[@filipjezercic9735]

Let him cook is the perfect line of how Johnny handeled all this

[@luvgymnastics127]

He’s freakin hilarious in real life just like he is in the movies. It’s cool to see that that’s how he really is. Probably a huge breath of fresh air in that courtroom

[@wafflewoman4769]

Absolutely!! Love his droll sense of humour!!🤣🤣

[@jackibierman2246]

And let's not forget eye candy!!

[@heatherholyland157]

He’s simply adorable 🥰

[@jackistevens4684]

Yep...I love his humor, always have. Don't ever lose that sense of humor Johnny, please.

[@AdMBandLeader]

Very much so. In fact you can see the genuine humor of Johnny in the character Captain Jack Sparrow. It was a character wherein he put much of himself, as he said once in his stand replying to a question.

[@teddy6066]

I love how she's allowed to rant endlessly about her dog stepping on a bee, but he can't actually say anything relevant without it being hearsay :)

[@WarHeroA21]

Of course Johnny's lawyers are gonna let her go on and on about dogs and bees and megapints and whatever have you that has no relevance to her case. You think they're gonna stop any of these mooks from making driveling maroons of themselves for a second? Remember kids, never interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake. It's rude.

[@diegopadilla3309]

@@WarHeroA21 thanks I’ll but that down in my pirate law

[@peakey8874]

@@WarHeroA21 yeah bro for this trial they were on a very strict time limit they just wasted so much of there time that they couldn’t form a rebuttal case which was great for johnny

[@oleggorky906]

I agree! It’s impossible to testify if you are asked a question and then an objection is forwarded only three words into the reply. 🤣🤣

[@Meacham777]

The more you say hearsay the more guilty you look

[@exoticdachoo007]

The reason Johnny is so calm is because he has nothing to hide. A person who is telling the truth is usually the calmest because there is 0 reason you would need to lie about something. "Did you drink a lot of alcohol" and he just answers with a simple "yes" because he doesnt want to lie.

[@stalkerbuts4193]

It’s because he is fried from all the weed he is perpetually stoned .... it takes years off it to start getting back to normal ... don’t get me wrong he is a legend but I’ve got friends and relatives that are heavy dope users and after 20-30 years they have the identical characteristics... I so hope he wins

[@mangtomas4610]

Objection hearsay

[@minnermin]

@@stalkerbuts4193 you're perpetually stoned.

[@arlenemaldonado5218]

@@mangtomas4610 LMFAOOO

[@nova4005]

Interesting that this may not be true in other circumstances. I watched videos on another KZbin channel of people who have committed crimes being brought into the precinct for questioning, and the questioning was recorded. The ones that were guilty were the calmest at first. The ones that were not guilty were often angry or perturbed that they were being parsley accused. The police investigators know about this difference in guilty and innocent people that they question.

[@yasmine5737]

what kills me is the sound of the chair squeaking every time Rottenborne lodges an objection

[@emilyedwards9809]

I liked to call him Rottenboy. Lol

[@Lilith_2191]

The fact that the lawyer is trying to hard to show Johnny’s temper that he doesn’t have. Just proving Johnnys case even more.

[@Marsbound215]

I noticed that.

[@deniaridley]

This right here.

[@Rio_VR]

Yeah I think a lot of people mistook an attempt to infuriate him as pure incompetence. Although I guess it's still incompetence because he took it all and made them look fools.

[@bolnet632]

The lawyer is trying his very best though, it’s a really tough case for him because there is no actual evidence against Depp

[@dantehajime709]

Exactly! But good old Johnny boy brought 20 decks of only uno reverse cards

[@debracharette-ierardi6520]

I love his Johnny answers. He adds that little bit if sarcasm and subtle insults to her attorneys.

[@cheryllitz2579]

Rottenhoochie tries to outdo, Johnny, but not going to happen, Johnny has more intelligence in his pinky finger than Rottenhoochie will ever come close to having.

[@Keirnoth]

So when Depp was playing Captain Jack Sparrow, he was literally playing himself. No wonder those movies did so well.

[@McDubs-sv2eo]

Fr

[@sarahbrower2453]

Fax.... No machine.

[@ANGELDEV1L]

cuz........ they both drink? thats quite a common thing to do yk..

[@jodygoodman8540]

No.... he.was.playing a rendition of Keith Richards ... as a pirate. He is a brilliant actor and we all know it.

[@kerstingotz-price2524]

Awesome can't help but shine through in his acting, it has to come from somewhere aye!?!

[@itsmeaimster6698]

God bless him. 😂 He’s so patient with these absolutely ludicrous questions. “I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so he would stop talking so much…” 😎

[@izabellabarros]

The face he makes after "did I read that right?" and "is that your signature?" gets me everytime 😂😂😂

[@ProfessorMM]

Same, you just know he's trying not to laugh at this di*khead 😂

[@peterchristopher6631]

Hello sweetheart 🌹

[@SurferFille17]

I know a girl who has a similar name but en français: ISABELLE she thinks you have a beautiful name and love how it spells

[@SurferFille17]

me too! what a sense of humour and such calmness he displays, I friggin' love it!

[@coreybrown3835]

He said is it th3 same one I signed three times before 🤣🤣🤣

[@paedahe4975]

Johnny is savage. In a smart, composed, mature, witty, and truthful kind of way. Love it.

[@luvvv4cc]

the AMOUNT of times that lawyer kept wrongly cutting Johnny off disgusts me. How cruel a person can be in court.

[@dio2599]

It’s not cruel, the guy is just bad at his job. He obviously has no idea what he’s doing, so he’s just randomly throwing in “hearsay” constantly hoping it does something.

[@LTSRIDE24]

He doesn't need or want to listen to his extra jibberish!!

[@eric6517]

To be fair, Johnny's female lawyer was doing the same to Amber Heard.

[@ESLsquad]

from what I heard, that seem to be some kind of techniques.

[@jsmum196]

Yes, he is team rotten born.

[@NoOne-gc7is]

“You read that very, very well.” Like complementing an extremely annoying child 😂😂😂😂

[@22Tesla]

XD Along with "You continue to read them right."

[@solviviflores2904]

Johnny saying: "This is hearsay, is not? Your favorite word" while the attorney reads the articles, has me dying 😂😂😂

[@mballa101]

The best!

[@ghoste_8543]

Killed me 😹😹😹

[@d_lynn04]

I though it was only me!!! 😂😂😂

[@dark_rit]

Depp on the stand has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Like Depp whenever he said hearsay out loud had me dying because it's true. You can put anything on paper, but unless it's proven true it means nothing.

[@6Pope9]

7:17

[@aparke22]

"Let's not waste the court's time." Says Heard's lawyer as he asks the same question 4 times.

[@memyselfandi3925]

Did he read that right?

[@stevestm1]

@@memyselfandi3925 😂

[@zusjevanlicht]

That was such blatant tactics that it was probably completely counterproductive for the jury. We saw it, more than likely they félt it too...

[@aparke22]

@@zusjevanlicht Exactly. The tactic Heard's lawyer was attempting, failed miserably.

[@ashleymisso1796]

HAHAHAHH

[@cragzilla1186]

“I poured myself a large glass of wine, I thought it necessary” me after work everyday 😂😂😂

[@robcarlos9037]

I just grabbed the bottle! No point in wasting dishwashing liquid.

[@Doriesep6622]

Yes, necessary for your full blown addiction.

[@jebalitabb8228]

@@Doriesep6622 not everyone is weak enough to have addictions, some people just enjoy a daily drink

[@Nati4Truth]

Yeesss I feel you buddy

[@mindedchaos]

@@jebalitabb8228 ain't about being weak its a illness don't belittle people that's out of order yes they had to drink to become Addicted but its still a illness

[@nathelondon3719]

How Johnny kept his cool is a rhino of wonder. As JJ always says, if you tell the truth you don’t need a good memory or to get flustered. Go Johnny go.

[@kathleenweinberg6442]

Johnny Depp is very soft spoken and very calm and everyone wants him to win the case

[@SophieMia806]

Well, almost everyone. AH and her attorneys don't. LOL. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Just messing with you. 😉😁

[@felerobert5024]

I am moved to tears. The guy is humble, calm, cool and collected and very very honest.

[@sae-]

Meanwhile AH crying to fake cry and show “emotion”

[@mastiffmom2592]

Is ironic the correct word, here? The Nameless One speaks of these outrageous, unbelievable, over the top, ENDLESS, deadly accusations, without a shred of evidence. What she does actually show of her “evidence” of the accusations is Johnny sleeping. Sleeping in a chair, sleeping with ice cream she asked him to hold, sleeping balled up in a corner on the floor from passing out, being on the nod or relaxing on his vacation island. Man, if that’s not a “monster” I just don’t know what is. She’s convinced all of us just how absolutely horrid Johnny is. Oh wait, she did video him, without his consent, “assaulting cabinets”. I mean, that is an open and shut case… she sure did prove exactly what she described. 🐂💩 could possibly be more fitting than ironic, but that’s just my personal POV. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@atrinder8944]

We sure do...still don’t understand how our British legal system didn’t find in his favour for the liable case. His many fans are a credit to human decency and fair play.

[@daromeburrell]

“There probably hearsay papers” Gets me everytime 😂😂 We love you Johnny ❤️❤️🥹

[@toriless]

Yeah, you claim these documents you are showing me exist but how do I know that.

[@TornadoWhirl33]

*They are, not there

[@jordanloving847]

@@toriless hearsay papers 😂😂

[@EscapeFromCrazytown]

Yes, the hearsay papers. Much drowned upon in court. 😂

[@joijuaire-darfler4614]

@TornadoWhirl33 "They are", common spoken as and written as, "they're". (It bugged me too). 😁

[@Ghostly980]

GOD Amber's lawyer is so irritating. Asking him the same question like five times in a row, asking him questions and then not even letting the poor man speak. And Johnny just stays so cool through it all. Gotta love him

[@firstlast476]

hearsay . 😂

[@helenthompson7317]

Yeah he’s trying to rile him to “show” him being angry

[@rickyramirez7556]

It's a scheme to get him upset. To prove what amber is saying is true. Which isn't.

[@stevenmcburney8167]

@@helenthompson7317 yeah and he’s just making himself look like a clown in the process

[@KingInky13]

And then has the gall to say "objection, asked and answered"

[@Ibeysjabecuskanevdy]

Its that " were you there? " that got me😂. Savage 😂

[@Justice_Equality]

In 7:39 to 7:52, one can see that the judge has compassion for him. She actually says "that's alright" so warmly when he says sorry, eventhough she didn't have to.

[@cindymatthews7663]

Johnny Depp is q Rough Diamond.The most costly DIAMOND OF ALL.!!!! WHY??? BECAUSE it's not beentouched nor changed by HUMANS!!!! JOHNNYDEPPS THIS. A ROUGH DIAMOND.4 all TimE. AroHa Cin .N.Z x

[@twilit]

@@cindymatthews7663wtf

[@mattstephens6137]

​@@cindymatthews7663dafuk are you smokin dude

[@leslierenee888]

@@twilitLMAO😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anaxemurderer5094]

@@cindymatthews7663you smoked crack when you wrote this huh ?

[@MartinisnOlives]

I’ve never loved Johnny Depp more than I do now. He’s amazing. 🙌🏻

[@hagansamuel1435]

Bet you weren’t saying that a couple years ago when Johnny was accused of being a wife beater

[@andrewhindley7548]

@@hagansamuel1435 the fans defended Micheal Jackson too

[@EnglishDrifts69GTxRED]

Johnny objecting to himself kinda before rottenborn could say “objection hearsay” was actually brilliant

[@clintair130]

Awesomeness

[@ginnnlee]

Timestamp please?

[@CatalinaFOIA]

@@ginnnlee 0:13

[@rafalabbass9079]

He was so calm , didn’t look in different directions while talking, brief answers if this shows anything it shows how confident and obvious he was

[@dianagabriel81]

“Mr. Depp, with respect. We’re trying to respect the court’s time and the jury’s time. That was not my question. My question was…” JD, “I understand, when you take five minutes to look for a document.” Hilarious! 😂

[@musenw8834]

Rotten born making his hypocrisy too obvious. AH legal team annoying the jury, JD legal team amusing the jury.

[@1SALADLOVER]

OH MISSED!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO! ;) ;) ;)

[@moresells]

Amber's lawyers are so disrespectful, one more than the other, especially that man! Such bad lawyers, how the heck did they even pass their bar exam?! maybe they paid for it. They can never let J.D. say 2 words without interrupting him so rudely. Just awful, they are! But Amber, can babble away all she wants. She's as rude as her lawyers. No wonder why they represented her, ( So badly , actually )! She deserves every thing she gets. After all this, I wonder who would hire her lawyers?

[@jenniferdalwood1789]

DiGa1481: Yeah, that is hilarious. He is really funny. I like that come back that he did. Lawyer: You were drinking pretty heavily. Johnny Depp: Were you there? I love that 🤣🤣 Exactly, were they there at that time?

[@tinavasquez7206]

I. Was. Dying. 😂😂

[@fatimadaher7499]

"As long as you're happy sir :)" Glad you won Johnny

[@shaunmorgan2890]

Serious Kudos to Johnny for having great patience while being up there. He couldn't finish a sentence without an objection.

[@mandalynn410]

Show real character you can see it eats her alive.

[@jessicak7750]

Johnny is nothing but honest the fact that he admitted to drugging Marilyn Manson cause he wouldn’t shut up 😂 I can’t with him!! 😂😂

[@cynthiahaney3229]

Fake johnny Depp scammers are asking for money stay safe

[@sheikbombalot5781]

He seems a lot more likeable giving testimony than Heard does. And a lot more honest!

[@synlion]

Do remember that this is a trial about defamation though. I get it’s funny and cool when he talks back to the lawyers but if he takes it too far, he risks coming off as not actually caring about winning the trial and instead just wanting to publicly drag her through the mud.

[@samanthajotie5700]

I am totally against domestic violence but when you got your people drunk on drugs up for days pushing buttons I can imagine she's pretty emotional as you can tell probably gets under his skin probably hit him a couple times sounds like it anyway and her reactions to simple things like scraping her toe or whatever the guy had his finger sliced off and supposedly hitting smashing a phone and hitting her multiple times with a slice of his finger off and all these rings on his fingers and I don't see any major damage on her but I hear a lot of her apologies saying she's sorry she hit him

[@DJ-nk4dq]

@@rosaliemaher2476 there are no acting classes that will make Amber a good actress. Johnny is a natural born actor with superstar quality, or the X factor, that cannot be learned or explained. He’s honest, however, and deserves to win!

[@Parrish_Muhoberac]

That's the point .... her parents should have immediately changed her name, because she's a liar, to "Amber Shouldn'tBeHeard"

[@Zirkobi]

@@synlion considering what she did to him, she deserves every bit of sweet revenge served cold, no matter how petty it may be

[@justmissy7415]

This man is a pillar. Heartache, mistakes, and bad decisions are a part of ALL our lives.....Imagine trying to navigate through them all being in the public eye...Johnny has never swayed from who he is or what he stands for...This man is a PILLAR.

[@jebclang9403]

Not this exact word, but i was thinking the same thing. A stable character one can count on.

[@nonyabusiness3859]

He has millions of dollars; you do not.

[@jebclang9403]

@@nonyabusiness3859 what does that have to do with anything? Actually i have

[@nonyabusiness3859]

@@jebclang9403 whatever. I’m imagining a double wide and schizophrenic tendencies…but that’s just my impression

[@jebclang9403]

@@nonyabusiness3859 wtf is your problem???

[@HighGamingDifficulty]

“Is that the same document that I signed three times before?” He sounds so sarcastic, I love him more than before now

[@matthewrogers94mr]

I love how he dosent take the attorneys crap and smarts off to them.

[@emzyemzy6400]

I’ll have a mega pint of wine to Johnny. Been Team Johnny the whole way through and so glad the world can see that he wasn’t lying and that he’s won 🏆

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

I gotta say I wasn’t too sure who was the truthful one, but certainly after the trial, Johnny depp was definitely the right one here. Amber had an intricate and detailed story in the beginning but whenever it was referenced, she would always stumble or give a hugely vague or lawyer-y answer that really didn’t say anything

[@WayneLeng]

Me to!

[@nataliamisixroni5447]

How on earth someone has the luck to be loved by Johnny Depp, be married to him, have every chance to grow old by his side and be taught of so many things and experiences and take that chance and not just destroy it, literally smashing it? It’s beyond me. This man clearly cared for her.

[@Ellen1600]

This…. So true .. ❤️ love for Johnny

[@AlitaQuinn]

That’s the part that I truly do not understand.. Wow. Amber will never find better than Johnny, that’s for sure.

[@janinearinga-garap9218]

So true! I love u Johnny!!

[@karinwatling9282]

I'd marry him just for his humour

[@guliegirl]

Even though she has problems and didn’t help any situation it’s not easy to live with someone who does coke and drinks a lot. Let’s not be delusional because we are all in love with JD

[@kelseymumford2481]

"we're gonna fast forward in time a little bit Mr depp" "yes I can feel it" THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME

[@shnazit]

Im so glad he won this case

[@ferusqsc]

Amber didn’t think he would retaliate after she wrote the op-Ed. She thought he would just get on with it like he did after the London trial. She expected him to just brush it under the carpet as he always did to avoid media attention, to avoid dramas and to avoid any further trouble. I’m glad he decided to get back at her. Tolerating peoples intolerable attitude towards you only teaches them how they can keep treating you.

[@maximilian672]

That.

[@tr1bes]

I guess 18 months of marriage taught him to express and open up more. His years of hiding since little as an escape doesn't do him any good. Glad he is able to defend himself.

[@ykshay]

Thats the op-Ed?

[@valueinyou9931]

Not only do I believe you are spot on based on a personal slow death multi-year marriage in which I cowardly allowed it 'for the good of the family'...not only does it teach people they can keep treating you that way, but it also sends a horrible message to your children and even yourself - of accepting projected unworthiness. An underlying, not nearly talked about enough disease that plagues this world is that for a million reasons it is inhabited by people who feel utterly unworthy of love.

[@tr1bes]

@Get on the cross and don’t look back go away.

[@unknowntx2469]

He is the BEST! No denying he’s drank a lot and done quite a few drugs. But he still has his wits about him. He funny and quick-witted. And just wonderful. 🥰

[@devil3sixiyeah295]

You know even pope drink wine so 💁

[@jelenajelenic9069]

Yes,you'll learn that in years of that kind of behavior.and if I had a doctor(24/7),I would do everything I can to undoldge my self in any way,but that is two way street

[@alexmagney5326]

Also "I thought it necessary" is terribly sad but a perfect summariser of their marriage. I'd find it suspicious if he was able to endure all that while being sober.

[@CharleneLionheart]

Exactly!

[@AxxLAfriku]

🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon qlex

[@paulajomoore]

And stay clean and sober! I’m Proud of him. With years of sobriety myself I understand how dealing with difficult situations threatens a lot of people’s sobriety. Prayers that he has support outside his attorney team.

[@artscrafts4685]

It’s a polite way of putting it, to the court.

[@alexmagney5326]

@@AxxLAfriku just think about Johnny's lawyers - they wouldn't be able to help him now if they dropped out so stay strong and just ignore all that's bringing you down in the present so you can rise above it all in your great future 🖤🖤🖤

[@justmemuchlove8275]

The sexting one is the best . With him asking . “ Sorry.. Could you read that again “

[@AbinTSam]

The straight face with which Johnny said “Yes I can feel it” to AH’s attorney when he said “we’re gonna now fast forward in time” absolutely cracked me up! Goes on to show Johnny is actually a funny man 😂

[@Sparrowo51]

Funniest moment in the whole montage IMO

[@CastorRabbit]

Was looking for this comment! That was pure gold.

[@aleciawimer8506]

What time stamp?

[@AbinTSam]

@@aleciawimer8506 01:26

[@malachiknight2000]

1:26😭

[@Animeshelly0120]

“did I read that right?” “you read that very *very* well” how is Johnny able to remain so calm when he just verbally slapped this lawyer across his sad face. I would’ve been laughing so hard

[@JimmyGrl09]

As a Gemini like him, I guarantee to you, I am not that calm!!! Maybe it’s because he’s a male????? I envy him so much!!! ♥️

[@aliasofanalias7448]

@@JimmyGrl09 Atrology contradicts basic biology. Nothing can be learned before something has begun learning

[@misfitm1457]

@@JimmyGrl09 star signs aren't accurate, we're all different within our signs

[@JimmyGrl09]

@@misfitm1457 cool

[@sabrinatai31]

@@JimmyGrl09 me too

[@claireabellhayward2400]

They literally don't give him a chance.. He is showing himself, as truly as he is.. No fakeness. Also I love how he likes to confirm with the judge that he can continue.

[@heatherholyland157]

Yes he’s an absolute gentleman 💙

[@DeejayJeanP]

And then they let Amber blabber on for hours, doing nothing but lie

[@claireabellhayward2400]

@@DeejayJeanP It's horrible..i do think she could have a personality disorder though...but it's wasting peoples time, and ruining Johnny's reputation!

[@jimbob342]

Go checkout his band Hollywood Vampires if you haven't already

[@liria2573]

They never give him a chance to say what is right

[@RicJG7]

Johnny is now more loved and respected than ever, the total opposite of what amber wanted. Moral of the story: Be truthful and honest in all things, do good then reap the benefits. Otherwise face the consequences when the justice of the universe comes around to you

[@Sammy-kn2nb]

“A MEGA PINT?” His reaction to that was hilarious. “October is 2 months before December. That IS correct.”

[@cathyking8013]

that was great !

[@GDIBass]

I thought he was going to ask what the difference between a Mega pint and any other pint was, seeing as it's a unit of measurement...

[@firstlast-zl6of]

To be fair Johnny was the one who called it a mega pint before and the lawyer was quoting him

[@BarryMaitlandStuart]

@@GDIBass "Is that metric or imperial?"

[@chadrat39]

It can actually be one month or two months.

[@rm3015]

How can anyone not love this man. His sense of humor is just 💯✔

[@Brux1425]

I love how no matter what the outcome of the trial is, the world has fallen back in love with Johnny depp, he won the court of public opinion from day one of the trial.

[@snowahardy1]

Cause he has earned or Love and Respect. He is a saint, Amber was the devil trying to sway him. The devil didn't win... And never does

[@aleksandyrveliki162]

@@snowahardy1 how many cases in the west do you have where a couple divorse and the man wants money out of it ?

[@thedudeabides5695]

That's why he sued....he doesn't need the money and she doesn't have 50 million....it's all about his image. Smart move!

[@paulacraig4984]

Amen !!

[@melanatedqueen]

I was so glad we wld be able to watch this trial this time round. Showed us what we had suspected all along. She is the problem.

[@notd0ll109]

1:51 is still one of my favorite moments in trial history.

[@joshuajones471]

Even when he's not acting, he's still a comedian! Edit: 2.1K Likes? THANK YOU!

[@karaka73]

Joshua Jones Johnny's always acting. And i always adore him.

[@joshuajones471]

@@karaka73 He is a fantastic person. He deserved better than Amber. Amber was Heard Johnny was misheard.

[@nagani25]

at this point I think we're watching a tragicomedy

[@daliilars3350]

I think Amber is the greater comedian in this case.

[@karaka73]

@@joshuajones471 I've heard that A. Heard lies

[@abimollentze7221]

"maybe they were hearsay papers" gets me everytime lmao

[@metalmayhem3622]

I love that the judge is like "lol... alright" to that. 2:30

[@ThebigGLRams]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Sparkplug2286]

Yes! He brilliantly made BornRotten look like a jackass every time he said hearsay, just by beating him too it and saying it was his favorite word. Every time BornRotten said it after that, he had to have felt the sense of everyone wanting to laugh, and I love it.

[@hwk6832]

The amount of integrity, class, respect and character Johnny shows is unfathomable. This is something only a handful of people are capable of. He's a true legend, this will not destroy his reputation but show the entire world what a great, honourable man he is. Just look at the amount of love the public is giving him vs. the hate Amber is getting. Johnny, you've come too far to give up now!

[@stitches281]

So true and excellently stated. He has proved that over and over throughout his career. The evil that is circling him will fall flat on her face. Goodness will prevail.

[@pink21.420]

His comments do not show class. He clearly thinks he is funny and is disrespecting the court. He is acting like this is all a joke. Nobody cared what his angry ex had said about him. Im sure most people didnt believe anything until now. Its all coming out how both of them behaved ridiculous and childish their entire marriage. They were both getting high/drunk the entire time and being petty towards each other. They both have major issues and I hope they both are getting the proper help. I think this really opened everyones eyes to how messed up he really is and was. I have lost all respect for both of them. Neither is better than the other. If you still respect Johnny then it just goes to show you are not able to make proper decisions yourself. Clearly your comment is bias and just shows your character.

[@danbytp]

When a person speaks the truth it's easy to keep calm and on track like Mr.Depp.

[@Rusted_Obsidian]

@@pink21.420 Using "Clearly" does nothing but show your attempts at being correct lmao

[@karinealvarez3164]

@@pink21.420 Thank you! These blind believers🙄

[@Kramerica962]

It's insane that Johnny went from a hated abuser of women to one of the most beloved celebrities in America all during the process of this court case. What a wild thing to watch. Reminds me of the OJ trial days where the entire country was glued to the screen and talking about it. Obviously the OJ days were much different as most of the talk was done in person but man the internet was on fire during this Depp case.

[@Rizwaan122]

Johnny's a better attorney than Amber's lawyers. That bit where he pauses cuz he knows there's gonna be a hearsay call does bring a smile to my face

[@susiefrades-white3088]

I laughed so hard at the pauses wondering if it was "hearsay" this was the most entertaining video ever. I did not know much about hime before this (probably a good thing I guess) but after all this - gosh I want to give him a very long huge hug lol

[@bookworm598]

Nice profile pic ;)