Curb Your Enthusiasm - Therapy session (Sneaky watch peek)

[@readmelancholystrumpetmaster]

"I'm often never honest with you."

[@corybrown8196]

I straight burst out laughing when he said that. Dead

[@rvnmedic1968]

I really did a LoL with that line. Larry is such a psycho that the shrink needs to see his own shrink after each session.

[@gregbradshaw7220]

I fuckin died at that

[@Jeeethus]

I came looking for this and its at the top. Lol

[@johnshanley83]

I came down to quote that line too and found yours 😂

[@sleepswithnopillow8413]

Bryan Cranston did a perfect job of not over acting. He understands his roll.

[@SquatCobbler-Cry]

One of if not the greatest actor of our time

[@SorryImSam]

Yes, cheese and ham. Not that hard.

[@sleepswithnopillow8413]

@@SorryImSam sam the ham the pig i am

[@shriniwaskulkarni3968]

Yes, he could've had a more powerful presence, but chose not to, since the role demands that

[@ggw1776]

Acting without acting

[@apla15]

"interesting with the chair. chair issues"

[@fernando3061]

Haha that part cracked me up too, especially "chair issues" followed up by "their could be something deep here."

[@tobiasgoldman]

-It is interesting that you are the first one, and only one, to have had problems with that chair. -I don't find that interesting at all.

[@ordersgrandcru9191]

🤣 - I have serious chair issues ... that chair would piss me off

[@TheBehm08]

Oedipal chair syndrome

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

@@ordersgrandcru9191 Well you would have not done well as a result of Forensic Psych interview. Good luck.

[@criznitty]

Just seeing Bryan Cranston and Larry David in the thumbnail... Already know it’s going to be good

[@demelof1913]

Lol

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

How could it possibly be bad...

[@fulldump9834]

Yah it’s that’s guy from nakining brad

[@metalphobos3632]

The chair is a subliminal power move.

[@guguigugu]

exactly the kind of shit larry would call you out for

[@bridgerjensen2539]

He asks you to say his name too.

[@AlphaQHard]

Patrick Darling He does in this clip

[@davidwestcott3383]

Hardly subliminal, more like overtly.

[@LordEmilous]

Yup. A decent therapist would not do such a thing because it causes unbalance between the client and a therapist.

[@crsantin]

Larry is right about the chair. Total power move on the part of the therapist. I'm often never honest with you LOL!!!

[@Bonjevalien]

Gack... I noticed the chair disparity immediately. Larry set us up.

[@TheBehm08]

Other people: daddy/mommy issues Larry: chair issues

[@Rdo.Buckhorn]

Larry has issues with everybody 😂 especially Susie

[@AttilatheThrilla]

@@Rdo.Buckhorn Susie and Larry bicker like brother and sister and they both need each other to vent 😂

[@bkeene5231]

I love how his dream is actually a really good representation of what psychologically holds him back 😂

[@johnetteboston1104]

"Im not trying to do a sneaky watch peek" cracked me up. I love how they commit to the ridiculous improv they come up with.

[@dougthemoleman]

You just know Larry wrote a lot of that stuff on Seinfeld, where people repeat the same phrase a lot and play off it. xD It's his signature move.

[@yoyolebatteur]

And a production assistant had to run to buy a clock for the following scene they were going to shoot right after.

[@TheKomentor]

I've been to a doctor who just stands up when he feels the consultation is over, irrespective of whether my doubts have been cleared or not. So, the watch peek isn't bad at all.

[@timehascome_7445]

I think Larry was himself the 72nd virgin....he forgot to count himself🤣🤣

[@bifurious7828]

what a twist !

[@shyamdasd6963]

So they are waiting for next ISIS recruitment

[@jrg305]

I don't think the dream was real at all and he was just fucking with the therapist because he said he isn't honest

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

Nice!

[@lyubomirshoylev4922]

Shara would say otherwise

[@guguigugu]

i love how he finaly got interested in a topic he liked (truffles) and thought the conversation might end on a pleasant note but larry just shut that down momentarily

[@Lewis-pr8cr]

Heisenberg has really mellowed out.

[@419Koof]

IDIOT

[@davidhernandez9937]

Jesse gave him that good kush

[@sisyr5615]

@ sounds like you need some therapy.

[@spunklebop6886]

@ why are you mad

[@prunehead]

James D daaaaaamn, who hurt you baby?

[@e.t.464]

This is amazing. Look at each word they say as an effort to be the dominant one and not the fool, this is expected given Bryan playing a psychoanalyst and Larry playing a narcissist.

[@fullbag50]

This is especially true as the clip ends as Larry does not tell Bryan he is fired or will no longer be his therapist. Instead, Larry gives Bryan the option to release him as a patient. This is COMPLETE narcissism on Larry's part, to a three-dimensional chess degree.

[@ci8552]

"I don't know what your writing over there..." "...chair issues..." lmfao

[@judeseamus]

"It's truffle season...it's wonderful. Do you like truffles?" "No, I...I loathe them. They're disgusting. To each, his own."

[@andrewmrcz]

"That's my job, to find things interesting." So good.

[@mnsnerd]

Bryan Cranston's face at 2:21 when Larry says, "Well, I'm often never honest with you . . ." is priceless.

[@nawazmohammed7519]

“I don’t find that interesting at all” 😂 great scene “I’m willing to go chair shopping with you” “why don’t u put a clock behind me” lol

[@maxhirsch7035]

As a therapist myself, frankly I think that Larry has a point with the chairs. Starting out in independent practice, when I first had to furnish an office with my own chairs, I obsessed a bit on the issue because I wanted a really comfortable chair, but didn't feel comfortable spending what it would cost to get two chairs of the quality I wanted- but nevertheless was a bit neurotic about 'chair parity, and wasn't willing to skimp on the patient's chair. Ended up with two very nice chairs of the same manufacture and 'level,' but got a substantial discount on a slightly style-mismatched set. Then I figured, hell, I'll be the one sitting in there all day, so I chose the just-slightly more comfortable one. Generally patients absolutely loved their chair, but a couple of them did complain, though like Larry, they complained about just about everything. He's totally doesn't get truffles though. Amusingly enough, my step-daughter, who doesn't like truffles either, complained that they smell to her like smelly locker sneakers. But that's the point- sublimely-flavored smelly locker sneakers is what we're talking about here. After the chairs.

[@ryangarvey8207]

so i see you have gone through a divorce, how did that make you feel?

[@tomspotley5733]

@@ryangarvey8207 I see you feel the need to ask about the divorce. Have you yourself been through a traumatic separation? Perhaps you’d like to discuss that?

[@marztar]

You should put a hammocks in your practice for your patience.

[@thefifthGV]

Damn your comment long. Not reading all that

[@loualcaraz6497]

Our time is up!

[@chrisnotap]

Larry David....the king of awkwardness!

[@andrewcross8244]

Larry David. Typical kike

[@makecapitol]

2:06 “You’re a nice man, but do you do that much” (between me and you voice) 😅😂🤣 the genius of LD Always says what everyone thinks

[@kaploon]

I'm reallysurprised nobody here mentions Bryan Cranston played a role in Seinfeld as Jerry's dentist...

[@MrJking065]

He sneaked some laughing gas.

[@CrisHaasbro]

He had his way with him, didn't Jerry have a pube in his mouth after?

[@waleedsss7758]

kaploon your anti-denti

[@sinajabbari1448]

He converted for the jokes

[@peterpiper47]

Give me a stickle of fluoride.

[@iii-ei5cv]

"Any time you want to get rid of me as a patient..." Exactly what I've felt at the doctor's office

[@aroundandround]

2:44 “Sneaky watch peek” is the Seinfeldism gold in this scene. Seinfeldism: two or more people bouncing a non-existent phrase to describe a common behavior like it’s a well known phrase.

[@permazero]

"Well I'm often never honest with you" 🙄🤔😅🤣🤭🤝🏾👨🏿‍🦯 - Larry David

[@e4rohan]

The "oh dear god" at the end HAHAHAHHAHA

[@bliztix2]

Rohan Mehta no amount of therapy will help Larry

[@mxamiss5]

Larry is Islamic in his dreams hahaha

[@adams782003]

mxamiss5 that the funny point!

[@thegreyfedora8532]

As soon as he said 71 I knew it was coming!

[@rickrose5377]

adams782003 I disagree. The funny point is that he's so fucked up and obsessive, that rather than enjoy the fact of the 71 erotically-inclined virgins, he's disappointed because he was PROMISED 72 (evidently, by Salman Rushdie). The irony is that rather than Islamic heaven, this is the neurotic's hell he so richly deserves.

[@CubeBizz]

Larry is the 72nd virgin

[@rickrose5377]

CubeBizz Ouch. (But without having seen the whole show, you may be right. Our dreams can be ruthless in their honesty. They only soften the blow by cloaking their cruel truths in symbolism.)

[@mamesushi136]

I was thinking about how the chair Larry's sitting looks uncomfortable when he mentioned it

[@mattzx003]

That's because he was fidgeting in it uncomfortably, the shrink also noticed, that's how the topic was initially brought up.

[@rhysjones1108]

Marshall Fleming actually he was straining his face in thought and when asked about what he was thinking about he then brought up the chairs

[@89jmills]

"Well I'm often never honest with you"

[@Baghuul]

It's something George costansa would complain about

[@emuwarrior13]

Absolutely. George Costanza as a character is just one big Larry David impression, according to Jason Alexander himself

[@vonniecoyle6216]

Getting ready to regift...tis the season

[@nobunaga0088]

True can see an entire episode about it.

[@travelvlogger3673]

He is Costanza.

[@stagna1959]

George Costanza would never go to shrink and pay for it . George : He didn't do anything: touch this / feel that, 75 bucks. Jerry :Well, its a first visit George :Well, its 75 bucks. What, am I seeing Sinatra in there? Am I being entertained? I don't understand this. I'm only paying half. And therapists are even more useless than regular doctors .No wonder all therapists in CYE are completely useless pricks . The one who talked about Star Wars director in line and charged Larry for that talk, the other who wore thongs in Santa Barbara beach, the third who agreed to stage fake robbery and went to prison and character in this video too .

[@jamesewanchook2276]

A friends wife told me my personality reminded her of Larry David's [it wasn't meant as a compliment]. I wouldn't watch the show because I never cared much for Seinfeld. A couple of weeks ago I discovered these 3 minute KZbin clips. I'm so glad I missed it all because now I have the pleasure of binge watching in total... It really is genius.

[@bernlin2000]

Great therapist choice...who wouldn't find Bryan's voice comforting when you're distressed :-) I was just waiting for him to bring out the laughing gas lol

[@__seeker__]

That last sentence Larry said before he closed the door is EXACTLY what I tell a therapist when I see them for the first time. One of them actually took me up on it.

[@kgfes]

The 71 virgins issue is exactly the sort of petty stuff that Larry would bring up if he ends up in heaven

[@hustlerbojenkins2543]

When Larry is leaving and says "Anytime you want to get rid of me as a patient, just say I've had enough, lt will be okay with me." I do that same shit.

[@djmotise]

Freakin hilarious!! I love Bryan's half laughing trying to keep a straight face.

[@PaulieV42]

“ I was to concerned with the missing 72nd” 😂😂😂😂

[@tomitstube]

"and btw, any time you want to get rid of me as a patient... it'll be okay with me." the ultimate example of passive aggressive.

[@alaron5698]

I don't agree, actually. I think it's just him both being honest about how the therapy isn't all that important to him in classic LD fashion, and also sparing the doctor any undue annoyance, as Larry is self-aware enough to know that he's not exactly a standard patient, he doesn't really "need" help, and he's also aware that he's somewhat grating personality-wise, at least to many people. He may be a bit indifferent perhaps, but I don't think this is passive aggressive, I think it's just Larry David being Larry David.

[@mh_golfer]

I think he just knows he annoys the hell out of most people.

[@CrookedNose2131]

I don't think it's passive aggressive.

[@tomitstube]

@@CrookedNose2131 sure, i totally understand why you'd disagree with that.

[@hwahid8]

I love Bryan Cranston and he plays this role very well, as always. Having said that, to me it did seem little weird that to see to him play a character instead of himself on this show, especially since he was on Seinfeld. I am aware that other actors have played roles on both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, but what makes Bryan Cranston stand out is that he's become super famous since Seinfeld. In a show that acknowledges celebrities, I feel like it would have made more sense to see him play himself. All that aside, I enjoyed this episode of Curb very much and Bryan was awesome in it.

[@ajmosutra7667]

No i loved this role

[@Rampart.X]

Or a nobody actor play the role of therapist to maintain the illusion that recognisable people play themselves.

[@weedshoes5089]

Are the people who play themselves usually comedians? Cranston is a great actor, but has he done any stand-up?

[@hwahid8]

Not everyone who played themselves on CYE were standup comedians.

[@Grilledhotchips]

“You have taken the good chair”

[@RW77777777]

when you're talking with someone for over an hour and you sneaky peek at their notes and there's 3-4 lines written you know they've been watch peeking the whole time, and you find someone else

[@Whoknowsuknow]

I can respect Larry telling his therapist to dump him as a patient when he's had enough. I feel like telling my therapist the same thing.

[@williamrobbins5562]

So why don't you?

[@Whoknowsuknow]

@@williamrobbins5562 I worry about making things more awkward.

[@marztar]

Talk to your therapist about your ass tulip. It's when your rectum protrudes out revealing the pink inner fleshy texture. It happened to my friend after giving birth and it really bothered her walking around with an anus dangling about like testicles. Doctors and social workers didn't want to talk about it with her they just said "it will pass" and referred her to other specialists.

[@ComradeKoopa]

​@@WhoknowsuknowDo you think the therapist would feel awkward?

[@Whoknowsuknow]

@@ComradeKoopa sure

[@Grandpaconway]

"Well Im often never honest with you."

[@openyourmind3763]

As a therapist, I find this very funny!

[@lt4324]

I have to start watching again starting with season 1!

[@phildirt3]

I like bryan cranston in everything

[@raymeester7883]

Except Godzilla.

[@deanwilliamson1929]

Oh god it's great to have this show back on the air isn't it?

[@weirdshibainu]

My therapist was 10 minutes late. I asked for a discount as I wouldn't get the full hour. We spent the remainder of the session talking about it...at the end no discount. But she did make me feel good about it.

[@stevieslicknj3420]

I like Bryan! He my favitore from Malcolm in Middle! I hope i get to look like him. He looks great with beard

[@justaguy328]

The fact that Larry hates that the therapist is writing down his thoughts on the chair interaction is hilarious hahahaha

[@atomicstone93]

"You're a nice man but do you do that much? Between you and me..."

[@LKNCONDOS]

Watley!!

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

The therapist reminds me of Michaels therapist from GTA V a little bit

[@Borntobeatu]

It does!

[@joshuablack8221]

A perfect pairing; hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@KLm912]

This is just spectacular

[@nathanpryer715]

This is the moment Walt became Heisenberg

[@UrLocalColumbiaPicturesGuy]

That’s a funny show!!!!! I hope get the season of this show on DVD.

[@michelleottley5292]

Larry is having a kosmo Kramer / George banter lmao 😂

[@michaelovitch]

All that is so true...

[@MrDragonorp]

every good therapist should have 2 clocks facing both sides and have the same exact chairs, it creates equality which leads to comfort

[@amandas3263]

Thats classic. Love you Larry

[@richardcondon3797]

This is where most conversations go. nowhere. I have never felt lesser a person than after such an encounter. Man is a lonely hunter.

[@mildred9762]

I love Larrys bluntness even thiugh he can't back it up.🤣

[@johnnyraven4217]

I love it - Chair Issues. As noted by the Shrink! After seeing this clip and episode I am now very conscious of any sneaky watch peek I might do in front of others !

[@ssnoc]

I love Larry he’s right about everything

[@jessejzcutter4291]

Not really.. why would you go to a therapist your not honest with

[@robintyson591]

"I'm often never honest with you" ... and the shocked reaction - first time he thought that patients would actually be lying to him! :)

[@gomezaddams4347]

“Chair issues”....that’s hysterical.

[@toastee3]

A therapist for Larry would deserve a raise.

[@Cazz8203]

Well if he's the first....he's obviously the only ... You don't have to say both

[@electrolytics]

@# Johnny 5 Heh heh....Nice!

[@sammakesstuff4176]

I really wanted Larry to say something about that, it seemed like a perfect bit for him lol

[@vka337]

Then the therapist runs straight to his own therapist.

[@user-zr6pl6nb6z]

The way Larry walks out and says that last thing to the therapist is hilarious.

[@xrpadoption3293]

Well I'm never honest with you...oh this one is hilarious. Thanks Larry.

[@hamstersmailman5517]

This is how actual therapy sessions go

[@NovemberBaseball]

great scene

[@michaelkamel1539]

“I don’t need therapy, I am the therapist.”

[@srinivasv1579]

That's just awesome - pointing to the doc the obvious injustice with the chairs.

[@obitookenobi4604]

The look of pride on the shrinks face when larry complimented his chair 😂

[@Lockbar]

Larry is like the argumentative relative that you hope to never see again.

[@22ab8]

“You are The First and Only” person to complain.... 1:45 Ah Ah... one of the same!

[@JuntaJanardhan]

At 2:49, when Larry says the shrink should have a wall clock behind Larry, that was the EXACT same thing I was thinking when the topic of the sneaky watch peek was first mentioned. Anyone else have that same thought?

[@davec3651]

Honestly you can still tell when somebody looks at a clock behind you. And it actually feels even worse. I'm a loser and everybody just wants to get rid of me..

[@kittycurious6444]

“Well I’m often never that honest with you”- if only I could be this honest...

[@sanktkaj1781]

Isn't this a bit of a paradox, since Bryan also played The Dentist in Seinfeld?

[@AmbyJeans]

LoL that's right!

[@rensbrand5176]

Carreer switch

[@minners71]

@ op No you obviously don't understand what a paradox is.

[@Soloman_Gumball]

Seinfeld the show exists in the Curb universe as a it is, a show that Larry created. So he'd have gone from an actor to a therapist, not a dentist to a therapist.

[@vangogo6819]

And Larry co-wrote the episode.

[@mencken8]

I love this so much, and the shrink is just gravy.

[@arthurcurry2003]

“Interesting with the chair... chair issues” 😂

[@KT-hv5tn]

About 50% of the time my therapist talks to me about his life and I just sit and listen.

[@Lehmann108]

As a therapist I see that some interventions are definitely needed here.

[@Hayabusa-bi2ny]

Bran Cranston is awesome

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Did you hear the one about Raquel Welch and the Pope...

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

anti dentite!

[@SightForMemories]

Anti shrinkage!

[@fart7505]

*Quote from Seinfeld*

[@natediggitydog8]

Rabid anti dentite

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

He converted to Judism strictly for the jokes....

[@garytruthteller2606]

2:19 -- "Well I'm often NEVER honest with you, but..." Holy crap, why did Sarah (Huck) Sanders invade my consciousness so instantly and overwhelmingly??!?

[@wtb212]

Love the smug look when Larry compliments his chair.

[@drzaius844]

1:32

[@billdiehil7777]

I’m a psychotherapist and Larry definitely has a point.

[@Jide-bq9yf]

I just love Larry . What an absolutely endearing knob head .

[@aleksmeetsworld6873]

Dentist AND therapist? What a brilliant man

[@ctdieselnut]

"Salman Rushdie told me to live my life.." this whole skit is funny from the first line to the last.

[@Alienkiwi730]

Bryan Cranston was on Seinfeld, cool to see him work with Larry again

[@GenevieveThornton]

Negan ohhh yeah the anti-dentite episode!

[@commaJim]

@@GenevieveThornton he recurred a few times. His best bits were when he converted to judaism.

[@hooked16]

Larry would be the one to address the chair dilemma 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheyForcedMyHandLE]

Every line of this is comedy gold.

[@ReganInfamous]

Cool seeing Bryan Cranston in here

[@shortsweetboo-sheet5682]

You could do a 15-minute analysis video on everything funny about this scene in which there's just two guys in a little room for 3 and a half minutes. That is the best compliment I can give it.

[@feeltheillinois]

"just say ive had enough" LOL