Curb Your Enthusiasm: A Guest Without a Host

From Season 11, Episode 8
What Have I Done?
Aired on HBO: 2021.12.12
Larry is early for a party.
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[@chucksolutions4579]

“Never seen anyone make themselves at home so literally,” these people need to meet Leon!

[@ccdogpark]

Leon lives at Larrys now but I can't remember them explaining why. Other than probably higher ratings.

[@ccdogpark]

@@NuevoExistence What does "he refused to dip" mean, genius ?

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

"Fuck'n right"- Leon.

[@ccdogpark]

@@NuevoExistence I'm sorry but I am still not following what you meant.

[@mchan2141]

yes

[@hikingelevated]

"Hopefully he'll wear himself out" like a small child lol.

[@mottopanukeiku7406]

The Deirdre and Scott characters are so spot on. They are like an amalgamation of every dual income/professional no-kids couple I have ever met living on the coasts. Their house gets every single detail correct. Kudos to the actors and the folks that do the settings/props.

[@polyglot8]

Yes. They reminded me of the couple who stole Walter White's idea in "Breaking Bad."

[@windnsea03]

They pretty much live a corporate life at home like they do at work, rigid and uninspiring 😅

[@emanuelmota7217]

Yes, ultra-woke, completely self-satisfied DINK's. Really well done.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

@@polyglot8 Beige personified.

[@MountainPerson]

You must not know many people from the southeast. Specifically, southeastern Florida. People in Miami would never behave like this

[@sangtengkorak1954]

"No tuckers in the family?" How could anyone come up with that line? hahaha

[@blissorordeal]

I knew he would say it as soon as they spoke about tucking. It's hilarious!

[@sangtengkorak1954]

@@blissorordeal are you tucking kidding me man? hahaha 👍👍

[@blissorordeal]

@@sangtengkorak1954 no, I dislike tucking very much. I don't care for it.

[@blissorordeal]

@JDG3981 yeah it's a classic Larry/Jerry-Humor-Situation!

[@tomblah]

He wasn't a stickler for a tickler

[@batgurrl]

I can be a guest without a host is the biggest inadvertent lie Larry ever told. Them watching him prancing around on closed circuit was hilarious

[@roeyelimelech6079]

It's a Gobles level lie 🤣

[@ccdogpark]

I think he said: "I can guest without a host" which made it seem funnier. I never heard guest used as a verb before.

[@kenwaltson7113]

It was antisemitic

[@JarrettMazza]

Putting his arms up to test the AC is one of the funniest bits.

[@fay2857]

Ah I like at 3:13.... "I don't know why he's not just sitting in one place and looking at his phone, like a normal person..." Excellent line...and so true to the times. Loving this season. Just loving it. Larry brings sunshine into my life.

[@briansprenger5578]

Larry is way too cool to be a lame "normal" person!

[@michaelblanchette2787]

@@briansprenger5578 cool? Give me a break

[@geneparmesan8748]

If I were in this situation (an hour early to a party) I would literally have just driven halfway down the block and stared at my phone for an hour.

[@nelsonr32]

I love the shirt tucking conversation. It’s the sort of conversation I’m accidentally having with friends as I approach my 40s. It’s actually quite terrifying.

[@ivok9846]

life ends at 40?

[@1stdebunker]

@@ivok9846Yes actually. My uncle just turned 40 last week. We had the funeral yesterday, it's been tough but we're pulling through it 🙏🏻

[@amannasser]

@@1stdebunkerLMAO

[@TK-ge2gh]

On a lighter note, the tucking actually works for Larry 😅

[@jmiller05]

I love the portrayal of this couple who have a colleague-esque relationship than anything affectionate and clearly are antisocial and hostile but are always throwing events haha.

[@ccdogpark]

You're wayyyyyy over thinking it, genius.

[@chocolatefudge5263]

Right?! So strange... they are like serial killers trying to fit in.

[@partydean17]

Haha you already know they HATE children

[@nationalgeo2191]

It’s so typical lmao

[@sterlingarcher74]

They’re not hosting a party, it’s a “networking event”

[@nathanwilson4521]

“You have the NHL package?” “I don’t know what that is.” … (defeated) “No.”

[@stagna1959]

it is very safe to answer "No" to every weird request Dou you have NHL package ? - No "Can I prance around and tuck in my shirt in your living room - No Can I readjust your air conditioning - No Can I use your looking glass to examine my fingers closer - No ! And most importantly : Can I be a guest without host ? - Hell, No !

[@ccdogpark]

This is the second or third time Larry has mentioned the NHL package. For some reason I don't visualize LD as a big NHL fan and I wonder if he mentions this as a joke on himself.

[@SlyRy]

I like to think Scott’s pause and defeated “No” comes from the fact Scott at one point wanted to have the NHL package but was shot down by Diedre only to resurface from her as “I don’t know what that is”

[@clayjack9969]

I think a lot of people take Larry’s comments as insulting when in reality he is just curious about why other people do certain things.

[@nickc6842]

Insulted or annoyed and I can kinda see why. I'm not always in such a good mood like larry is. Maybe if I had 500+ million dollars I'd be just as carelessly happy lol Edit: thought this post was about him in general

[@samaraisnt]

A lot of people will take any question really hostile. "Did you just get here?" "WHY? Why do you want to know? What's your motive?!" Some people are just aggressive for no reason while others are pretty pretty easy.

[@nickc6842]

@@samaraisnt online yeah but irl not really

[@ticketyboo2456]

clay jay Thing is if anybody behaved that way in his house he'd go off on one. It's satisfying when life kicks him up the butt though lol

[@clayjack9969]

@@ticketyboo2456 I’m talking about the guy he discussed the sweater tucking with. I don’t think he lived there. Yeah the other stuff he did was a little much but I wouldn’t get pissed about it.

[@billmiller2051]

He gets dizzy when he gets up from the chair . lol

[@saarimr4476]

You're the best for posting these. Making my weeks

[@moroteseoinage]

I can only watch this show in small bites

[@SHrepairs]

A week! A day maybe, I wouldn't say a whole week.

[@udunn0jb]

@@SHrepairs ok Larry lol

[@SHrepairs]

@@udunn0jb generally people say made my day, a week is if you survive cancer, even then it's a bit over the top, don't you think?

[@udunn0jb]

@@SHrepairs I can see that

[@MattMan_93]

Love Larry's James Mason impression! And the guy's reaction is priceless! "I'm sorry, but what is your role here?" Hahahahaha!!!!!!

[@mchan2141]

his role, what a riot

[@MrFairbanksak1]

That conversation made me laugh so much

[@jakep1979]

Larry needs supervision wherever he goes or disaster is gonna soon strike. I really thought he was gonna to touch the wine rack and have everything crushing down.

[@chriscornelius2518]

I think that is what you see in basic shows. That is one of the good things about this show.

[@pullt]

@@chriscornelius2518 Curb would never stoop so low as to utilize a lowbrow "shit falling off a shelf" gag....

[@chriscornelius2518]

@@pullt my point exactly. That's why it's so good.

[@jashugg]

@@pullt that’s exactly what happened in the Leon house husband episode ;-)

[@pullt]

@@chriscornelius2518 watch S11E8

[@healthwithmarcus]

Them watching him on camera was crazy funny.

[@wiseonwords]

They were pretty weird themselves.

[@cambrie7946]

@@wiseonwords well they are snooty lawyers so

[@shanedigby]

Something about that sequence is very heart warming. The couple remind me of Meg and Hamilton Swan from Best In Show.

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

@@wiseonwords Yeah who has a security camera in their own house?

[@healthwithmarcus]

There are so many layers as to why this was funny that I can't even begin. Their acting was great, too. Everybody. (The thermostat tinkering loooooool)

[@danmagoo]

Larry was especially funny in this episode, I thought. Often he is almost the straight man, reacting to the other characters, but he made me laugh a bunch of times in this one. He seemed to really be enjoying himself, too.

[@KalK-ym7cd]

“I dunno why he isn’t sitting in one place, looking at his phone, like a normal person?” Yeah, you haven’t met Larry David have ya? 😂

[@90Eight.6]

"you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here"

[@vijayvijay4123]

The thing is Larry always takes seriously his privacy but never respects others.

[@clarencepeterson8646]

You don't adjust somebody else's thermostat when you are a guest in their house. Larry is wrong sometimes.

[@Lawlzinator]

@Dave Smith Ok, Susie

[@tmpqtyutmpqty4733]

Why not?

[@clarencepeterson8646]

@@tmpqtyutmpqty4733 Because it is not your house.

[@assmane999]

If it’s uncomfortably warm or cool, I’d say it’s ok if the homeowners aren’t available to be asked to change it

[@ennuiii]

​@@assmane999nah that temperature could be where they're comfortable at, I'm not about to make another person uncomfortable in their home for my benefit without asking

[@jntj3007]

"Why do you care?!!" "I don't" HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@craigfulton2586]

Everyone in this bit plays it just perfectly!

[@beachstreet101]

“Why can’t he just sit down and look at his phone like a normal person.” 😆

[@christianpervert525]

Larry messing with the thermostat was hilarious.

[@gammacurve]

Aside from his genius, Larry David does a cracking James Mason.

[@cremebrulee4759]

Never, would I ever leave Larry alone in my house. I love the closed circuit cameras!

[@yettocometarragon1916]

The quick "DON'T DO THAT!!!" when Larry is unbuckling his pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickebeling7972]

His James Mason impression killed me. "Lolita, should I tuck my sweater?" 😂

[@ronaldcross]

Possibly the best episode this season.

[@soarthumbs1]

This channel has easily become my favorite channel. Binge watching for 2 days now. Lol. Thanks for the content.

[@christinemerritt974]

I am so happy right now watching these!!!!!! Thank you!

[@jonathanakehurst4489]

@ 2:31 Cameraman - Why do you care? Larry - I don't. 🤣🤣🤣

[@leoorpi]

"Hopefully he'll just wear himself out" 😂😂😂

[@xolisasukwinimangali6325]

LD and tucked in sweater guy got me in stitches 😅😅😆😆

[@MMK86]

lol I'm with Larry on this one...who the hell tucks in a sweater?

[@paultheaudaciousbradford6772]

@@MMK86 That whole sweater tuck thing helped med make sense of Larry touching the AC. I really don’t see how you can blame him.

[@Cinnamon420]

God this is Larry David at his best

[@craigmurdock4740]

I started tucking my sweaters a bit in my early 20s so this episode really spoke to me. There was no "beginning" it just happened one day. And then it stopped., Also, Larry makes a big deal out of someone grabbing a lemonade out of the fridge, yet here is literally scratching his back with household items and inspecting every crevice of the house. TOTALLY not cool Larry. That's a lot of looking around for someone who hates house tours.

[@آموزههایاستادبهنام]

He doesn't like house tours when he has something else to do. But here he's bored and he has one hour to kill so...

[@englishincontext4025]

Larry is an overgrown, curious child with no awareness of how his behaviour affects others.

[@yemalad1.]

I tell you this all the time but you're a legend uploading these within hours of it airing and with no ads. Thanks man 👊

[@udunn0jb]

Larry watching NHL makes my day

[@davidmeredith4561]

he is from the East Coast, which is more Hockey country, so it is possible he is a big Rangers or Islanders fan.

[@aroundandround]

2:32 “Why do you even care?” “I don’t.” “Ok, thank you.”

[@Bhappi137]

Oh God Larry to the Videographer a whole convo about the tucking in of the sweater in to the trousers poor guy, Larry really has no boundaries

[@SmiRa_22]

Larry David is normal person because he is not using phone to pass his time. Loved his character 😂

[@spb7883]

3:13: When future sociologists and historians look to current popular culture for evidence of what this country was like in the early 21st century, they’ll reference this line the most.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

"Hopefully he'll just wear himself out" lmao

[@RichWeigel]

"Why do you care?" "I don't!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@j5waq]

"Who tucks in their sweater into their pants?" 😂😂 The camera guy maybe

[@issamharrabi]

Larry looked and took being a psychopath to another level .its mental😂

[@patrickrogerlouis]

Thanks for the uploads!

[@ccdogpark]

There is something about the woman playing Deirdre (Madeline Wise) that I just love. I've never seen her before but I hope she gets some more time on this show.

[@DannyGrc]

I first saw her on Crashing the Pete Holmes show, she was good in that too.

[@ccdogpark]

@@DannyGrc I just noticed she was on 7 episodes of that show. She must have started after I stopped watching that show. I'll have to look into that show again. Her IMDB page has very little info for some reason.

[@DannyGrc]

@@ccdogpark I really liked crashing, too bad they canceled it.

[@ccdogpark]

@@DannyGrc Thanks for telling me this. I had stopped watching this show late into season 2. But 2 days ago i watched season 3 and she was in episodes 2 to the end, of season 3. Her role in that show was completely different. She was much more risque in those episodes and her role was the key to making that series much more interesting. She must be even taller than I thought, because other characters commented on it.

[@rossbooth4635]

Crashing! Thank you, it was driving me crazy that I couldn't remember what I know her from.

[@keithlauderjr1691]

Strange Individual is putting it mildly. Larry's sense of wonder is hilarious. ( ;;

[@Sbannmarie298]

“Hopefully he’ll just wear himself out”

[@dalenemoore]

Larry doing James Mason, “Lolita....” is one of the funniest things ever!😂😂😂😂 4 2:12

[@dalenemoore]

Yessss!😂😂😂😂

[@samaraisnt]

The videographer was brilliant.

[@elizabethschacht2761]

Loved the way the videographer handled Larry.

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

The magnifying glass then the backscratcher 😂 😂 😂

[@tobiasgoldman]

That IS a nightmare, having a guest coming an hour before the party starts.

[@ToeKnife166]

Seriously 😂

[@vahidshahadi9817]

"There were no tuckers in the family" 🤣🤣🤣

[@UncleBernhard]

Best scene this season!

[@ernestoleitao8684]

Larry is awesome.

[@furiousgtz]

man, that scene where is acting to care about the vows and crying. This season Larry is another level of comedy. I watched it high and not high both times was epic.

[@johnroddy7717]

Haha brilliant clip!!

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

Larry here is behaving like a latter-day Homer Simpson.

[@lisadavis501]

Why isn't he just sitting and looking at his phone like a normal person😂😂😂

[@fiendishpoptart4896]

The sweater bit gives me life

[@IgniteIntellect]

You don’t need to go home. You can just not …. stay here. Lmao

[@CobraClutch34]

The way he leans on the wall when fidgeting with the thermostat is hilarious. "Oh, what have we here? Time to figure out how this damn thing works."

[@arrisalastriker9813]

"There is almost never a conversation about it. "

[@YesImJoeKing]

Lol

[@agfrench82]

Larry making himself at home is just like I would

[@AM-qu6vu]

He’s so incredibly awkward it’s amazing.

[@daniel.j9062]

Larry tortured those couples in their own house lol

[@emanuelmota7217]

Without even trying!

[@genxx2724]

And then they tortured him with their dumb vows.

[@dixonpinfold2582]

His James Mason was marvellously solid.

[@jamesbell1613]

He's not even here like Lalo saying you won't even know I'm here. 😂

[@Rishabh-Dev]

Larry the menace.

[@expensivepink7]

the tuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ovalbeach]

Yum!!! The “tuck” suits him.

[@moorbilt]

You have the NHL package? I dont even know what that is.

[@SirSkrall]

I am definitely a Larry David when it comes to house visiting.

[@893263007]

Why is Larry suddenly recording hockey games and asking for the NHL package this season.

[@dan_hitchman007]

Probably a promotional ad for the NHL. They slip in product placements on TV shows and movies, you know.

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

@@dan_hitchman007 My god.

[@TypicalGoosie]

I’m a tucker and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Truth be told I’ve never seen anyone do it, nor was I taught to do it. I just decided one day to start tucking and I’ve never regretted it.

[@bashirlone624]

THIS FELLOW NEVER FAILS TO CHEER ME UP...

[@mikefoolery6556]

You got the NHL package? I don't even know what that it is. LOL

[@aroundandround]

0:46 “I’ll just sit here and guest..”

[@wpl955g9]

It's like Harpo Marx, back from the dead.

[@jonathanabeles3772]

Imagine what George Costanza would do

[@ryanh8764]

larry as a freelance guest is the best thing

[@sgtgeneweenie]

Only very slender men can tuck in a sweater Also don't invite people over if you don't want them touching things

[@Karen-v1r9u]

My favorite show!

[@ekbergiw]

I was very close to tucking a sweater today

[@joshargan1601]

Shoulda done it, bro. I'm a huge fan of the sweater tuck in the winter. Not just flimsy, thin sweaters, but thick ones, too. Stays warmer and looks darn spiffy if you do it right.

[@DevEastVan]

The party doesn't start for another hour but they forgot one thing... Larry IS the party!

[@tentayeprimo6674]

"Why do you care?!" "I don't 🙂"

[@elliotsargent9209]

damn yo her dress is beautiful and I want it that's my main take away from this scene

[@ca77721]

OMG the tuck in scene had me dying 😅🤣🤣

[@BlakesCooking]

i love how so many of these people just fail to realize this is the dude that made seinfeld. in this world seinfeld is still the biggest sitcom ever made, and these people don't even realize who they are around yet Larry never pulls the "you know i created seinfeld and could buy every fucking house on your block" move LMAO

[@RBIBaseball76]

In the early seasons he does try the "I'm the guy that created Seinfeld" move once and a while. But, it never works for him, the person always says they didn't watch Seinfeld or don't care.

[@sg639]

But would they know he's the guy who impersonates Bernie Sanders on SNL? In other words, is the present of the show our present, or are we in a fictional present when no one recognizes LD?

[@radhiadeedou8286]

The show would be boring if everyone treated him like he's probably treated in real life

[@chucksolutions4579]

This are obviously the top fraction of one percent people. Like how much do these people make and how?!? I live in Southern California, and this house is worth at least 10 million dollars, all the things in it… they have to be worth 20+? I know Larry is worth 400 but I have no idea how these people exist.

[@yz4043]

3:22 it's 1am and I live with people who are sleeping and I just laughed very loudly at that 😂😂😂😂😂 I do that on chairs and I'm 26

[@maureencimochowski824]

Yes thanks, these are so good!

[@daintiestquarters3411]

"what happened was..." "No, I don't really care..." This guy is exactly what society needs: someone who tells Larry "I don't care" every single time he opens his idiotic mouth. This show is the best ever!!!!

[@michaelweston2285]

so that's one tuck, and one no-tuck

[@michaelweston2285]

Seinfeld reference. one person got it

[@marchfifth1754]

Its so funny, in this series you never see anyone with a normal house. Everyone is just rich as fuck regardless of who they are.

[@Dog.soldier1950]

In their world everyone, except the help are rich. It’s their normal

[@delasoul2875]

You want poor watch Roseanne, who gives a shit.

[@samaraisnt]

They live in Santa Monica, one of the wealthiest areas per square mile...you need to consider context.

[@lapislazuli5035]

That drunk limousine driver that Larry had to fill in for didn't have a nice home.

[@invisibot6602]

@@lapislazuli5035 haha was just about to comment that!

[@timothyleon558]

Yuh would never leave a David alone in your home. Never.