I Was Given GOLDEN Blood (Animated Story)

Today we react to the animated story of a guy who was given a golden blood transfusion.
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[@ghostthelizard]

"I donated my blood and they gave me he regular blood" - thats not how it works...they dont give the donor blood. If they already have the blood then why need a donor in the first place

[@m_b_a9567]

Logic doesn't exist in story animated world.

[@alexxander966]

Don't forget he also said they put him to sleep to take the blood lol, I was cracking up at that part

[@b1rbbbbb]

hm i think it’s because it’s animated story it makes 1/638193 of the sense of my story animated

[@blogly559]

well you see they needed the special golden blood

[@m_b_a9567]

@@blogly559 _so you see...._

[@brandonplayz442]

Golden blood sounds like a race in a fantasy rpg

[@sunny_irl]

i thought you meant race as in vroom vroom cars. kill me

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

I thought the same thing when I looked at the video title

[@callumclark4351]

Can i use this idea for my game?

[@yama-chan106]

Sonds like JojosReference to me~

[@niko587]

sounds like what hitler was trying to do

[@scepticalhyenas5750]

_"Only after a while did I ask how lola was doing. She, unlike me, was-"_ *dead*

[@borderlinekitten]

The second story sounds like when the teacher forces you to read out loud in class

[@whyamidoingthis5236]

Yeah! The writing style and the delivery

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@skaervan]

I like the fact that the story is about a typical Chad and that animation of him is a 30-40 yo from the 1950's

[@fudgeciclez]

I can totally imagine some of the kids I've known putting "this is such trash" in their writing

[@ducky2379]

11:59 "When my ancestors heard that you saved my life" Who? Like how old are they and they're still alive?! This golden blood is powerful stuff...

[@circa134]

Maybe they are his parents. His parents are ancestors

[@ducky2379]

@@circa134 Oh dang they are, you learn something new everyday. Really doubt that's what the writers meant though, probably just a bad translation.

[@circa134]

@@ducky2379 grand parents? Really really rich fancy golden blood grand Arenas?

[@kweenturdle]

@@circa134 could honestly be great or great great grandparents, mine are still alive

[@circa134]

@@kweenturdle true they do have fancy rich gold blood. I mean immortality could be one of the side effects

[@spinoodle221]

There is an actual blood type called golden blood, but it isn't gold or magical. It's just called gold because it's very rare.

[@glooberofficial]

difernet blood rarities "YOOO JUST UPGRADED TO RARE BLOOD"

[@mrkat1999]

Very rare and compatible with all blood types

[@kavo1460]

and awful to have for yourself.

[@justaperson4656]

O-?

[@spinoodle221]

@@justaperson4656 no, golden blood is Rh null. O- blood still contains Rh antigens.

[@LezbeOswald]

the thing i love about the "swapping hands" story is that they didn't lose the same hand. he lost his right and she lost her left. so it's not just the problem of the doctors putting the wrong person's hand on their body, but they gave them two right hands or two left hands and no one noticed the issue. *_and somehow the main conflict is that an extreme sport playboy man's man has to live with a hand that has nail polish on it oh the horror_*

[@caraw828]

Golden blood is an actual thing, but it’s just a rare type of blood group that only under 50 people on the planet have. The “golden” just means rare.

[@lilih1081]

When I heard the title I was wondering if it would actually be about the blood type, but I really shouldn’t put so much faith into those channels 😂

[@samiam5703]

This whole story has to be written by an AI then Google translated But the plot is more like my Swiss cheese. Full of holes. 🤣

[@MakaylaPaterson]

That’s exactly what I was thinking, that it must be one of these channels that’s foreign but hires someone with the western accent who probably isn’t getting paid enough to care if the translation is good or not lol

[@stillalivingspecimen]

These stories have so many holes in them that they put Swiss cheese to shame!

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lmao

[@ksyuhn]

it was so funny i forgot to laugh..

[@Cove_Blue]

I have literally no idea what is happening in the 2nd story. The first was a struggle too but the 2nd, my brain is like, nope, not gonna even try with this mess

[@Mopsspoof]

“And many thoughts to destroy the hospital.” *This feels unnecessarily threatening.*

[@user-tr5sm6ly4c]

5:22 "Of course rehabilitation, medication, pain and the desire to destroy the hospital was also present."

[@whyamidoingthis5236]

Just an average Wednesday for me

[@Solesteam]

This looked so stupid that I couldn't resist clicking! I'm glad I am seeing *this* video rather than the source material so I can keep my last shred of intelligence by hearing sensible commentary from you.

[@emilyv5509]

I lost it at "the desire to destroy the hospital" 🤣🤣

[@sherifflasso]

FOR REAL this guy has anger issues 😂😂

[@cardamonfly]

Wait wait wait. So the sister needed a blood transplant, and the brother wanted to give her his blood? But when he did that, the hospital gave him an IV of blood as he gave her his. They would have just given the sister the IV they gave him. I love how stupid these stories are. \

[@angieroman6723]

Yes! Blood transfusions aren't uncommon, they're a staple of any hospital unless you have a rare blood type which they didn't mention she had. They could've very easily given her a transfusion so he didnt have to give away his gift.

[@merdanogut9286]

@@angieroman6723also he has like 6 litres of blood, which gets mixed in the body and he would give her at most like 500 millilitres, how could he possibly give his superpowers to her and lose them, if you only need a little bit of the golden blood to have the superpowers.

[@caraw828]

17:00 “You have to live it with emotions” he says in an emotionless voice 😆

[@Pom-Pom-np5ux]

Ur the 69th comment

[@sofichan8458]

This is one of the most strange jojo fanfic I have ever heard, its only the second one I've heard but it's still quite "bizarre" in comparison

[@tmercy1257]

Ah yes, the sweater vest, my favorite workout item.

[@ParadiseClouds]

These stories sound exactly like my essays back when I had just started learning english.

[@Moss1403]

plot twist rick was actually into noah,I mean do people give you a car after paying your hospital bills cause you saved them 👁👄👁

[@cloud_catus8500]

Rick wanted to become Noah's sugar daddy

[@Nekoszowa]

I was waiting for the story to end with "And when my sister got saved me and Rick got together"

[@nauseous_honey]

they were definitely into eachother🙄 Noah saved him but they didnt leave the ice after- they just laid together

[@aconfusedalien1491]

Throughout the video I was like "they're so gonna get together. this is a great love story, please let it happen." But freaking NOOOOO i didn't get that satisfaction

[@Moss1403]

@@aconfusedalien1491 right? it had so much potential but they were like naah

[@RolyatSille]

Wait, so they operated him without his consent, without informing him about the procedure or what any potential side effects are, without confirming he's not allergic to gold, and when he wakes up, he has to start signing a ton of Nondisclosure Agreements? So, none of those are legally binding, right? You can't force someone to sign an NDA AFTER doing the sketchy things to them.

[@justaperson4656]

You can't force someone to sign an NDA at all, as far as I know it voids the agreement. As far as signing an NDA after the event, as long as you do so of your own free will, it is still legally binding

[@angiewinchester3384]

The second story made me feel like my brain got into a blender. I have no idea what is happening.

[@ducky2379]

9:45 "Rick stopped talking and said he..." actually wtf

[@OhItsLyric]

"-but when my ancestors heard that YOU saved my life, THEY were not stingy." ... can this guy time travel, do they live forever, OR is this a situation where he speaks to them through some sort of medium (like, their spirits manifest or w/e idk)??? That is just such weird phrasing for me lol

[@angieroman6723]

I mean, technically your parents and above are ancestors, and anybody below you are descendents, as you ascend and descend your family tree. But yeah you could assume his ancestors are still alive with the golden blood too. Maybe they just never die so he refers to his superiors as ones before him even if they never are lost in time. Because thats the usual requirement for ancestors.

[@OhItsLyric]

@@angieroman6723 yeah, it's just such a weird word to use compared to everything else in this script. It's just amusing how frantic and all over the place it is.

[@catherinealekseyenko9317]

I have a feeling these stories were written in Russian as well as many others on channels like this; there are a few moments when it definitely feels like very lazy and clunky translation from Russian, but this moment in particular: it used to be a teen slang to call parents 'ancestors' when I was school age, in the early 2000s, so this might be a clumsy attempt to make that dude speak casually that was then machine-translated. hilarious

[@justaperson4656]

Well, assuming their blood gives you superpowers, they might just be vampires?

[@KelliConan]

That was the worst transition to a different story ever. I know that these channels have abrupt endings, but they made it seem like that least one more conversation was gonna happen in the golden blood story, but then it goes to the weird muscle story. The muscle story is way worse than it should be only ‘cause it was thrown in when people were still thinking that something else is gonna happen in the first story/main story. The muscle story would’ve still been weird on it’s own, but at least people could try and follow it if it were it’s own upload and not smashed into another story when people thought that the first story was still going on.

[@KelliConan]

@@Jeepvdh it might have been, but yes the end result is it being bad and not making any sense.

[@awesomesara3683]

I have sooo many nitpicks with that 2nd story. As someone who has had family members get body parts amputated, this story makes no sense. 1) you can't regain control of body parts. Once they are amputated, the nervous system gets disconnected, and therefore is dead. 2) you can't confuse a male and female hands. A real surgeon knows the anatomy of every part of the male and female body. 3) how did the girl not get dragged away? If a boat hit them, the girl would of also fainted and gotten dragged away in the current since she was already in the water. 4) why didn't they put the girl under anesthesia? A surgery that large is clearly gonna have excruciating pain. The doctors would probably get their degrees taken away after that. I know I am being too harsh on it since it is just a fake story, but if they are gonna claim it to be real, at least make it physically possible.

[@fae206]

Definitely sounds Like a mad doctor from a science fiction story (hope your family members are doing okay now, that must have been hard)

[@skaervan]

I cant get past that the man talking about how muscly he is in his "t-shirts" while animation is Mr. Rogers-like.

[@Clemingtime]

"He was drowning!" cut to the guy standing up, only waist-deep in water.

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

Pre 1.13 minecraft swiming

[@bumblebee560]

What's weird is that "golden blood" is really a thing. Its technically called Rh Null, but is nicknamed golden blood. There's only a handful of people in the world who have it, but apparently it's even more universal than O negative. Unfortunately those people can only receive their own blood type, so they're encouraged to donate in case THEY need it. Look it up, it's super interesting.

[@JiannaSandoval]

Man's thinking it's Ichor

[@factfactfan]

why is this animated story like the only farsighted character i’ve ever seen

[@b1rbbbbb]

but is he really farsighted or nearsighted because when he first woke up he said “oh look mom you have wrinkles” and he’d only really say that if he was nearsighted and got ‘normal’ eyesight…….. but yeah farsighted representation in animated stories is nice

[@factfactfan]

@@b1rbbbbb yeah you right

[@slucarios]

Last I remember, your Aorta is in your heart?!?! Cut is an understatement, this dude was flipping *stabbed* by the ice. Edit: Okay, so it’s your body’s biggest artery, but still, it’s pretty in there

[@akshi8302]

yeah and isn’t it protected by your rib cage?? That much be some hefty ice

[@angieroman6723]

That is major surgery

[@spillymcspillmore3426]

exactly what I was thinking

[@jacobhargiss3839]

@@akshi8302 hey man, ice sunk the titanic.

[@m_b_a9567]

@@jacobhargiss3839 well an iceberg did, big difference, ain't it?

[@nadaelsadig316]

The way the characters walk CRACKS me

[@samuelgunter]

Glad to hear that Ben Shortpiro got his hand back in the end

[@Jay_one]

They put him to sleep to take his blood… and then they replaced his blood with the blood they already had but didn’t give to his sister because…….. ANIMATED REASONS!!

[@amandaoliver7743]

Joinen uses the same tactics I utilize when facing problems in every day life: "I don't even know where to begin with this so I'm just not." 🤣

[@MelkiorMonster]

I am kind of high key wanting "We should take time. Its good that we have it." On a T-Shirt. LOL

[@kamikazesenpai21]

the desire to destroy the hospital (misses that COMPLETELEY)

[@kamikazesenpai21]

I do not remember the context of this comment

[@aleahdodson1889]

Nobody’s going to talk about how that guy liked playing board games with children?

[@tracitripp05]

“I had to sign all these NDAs but let me go against all those and tell you about this super secret procedure.”

[@ahhhh913]

Police: where were when the crime was committed? Me: I was doing sports Police: that checks out, you're free to go

[@theduck3961]

Man has that autralium life extender plugged into his life supply

[@GivenFailure]

Said with a completely flat affect: "I think life is won(???), so you have to live it with emotions"

[@ghostguy312]

why did i low key think rick and noah were gonna fall in love

[@weirdosthatdoweirdthingsar3355]

You were not alone

[@jkstcibg]

Yer’ not alone-

[@kiram.3619]

The thing about the wrinkles at the mothers eyes was to indicate that he could now see her clearly. But he normally has his glasses, so that doesn't make sense. What actually makes sense, if you forget automatic focus, is the photo thing. If he is far-sighted, then the phone will look blurry to him either way & he can't judge if it's good or not.

[@atotallynormalhumanbeing1447]

4:59 yes, hell is very Icy

[@lisaa4446]

Well actually fun fact: despite the modern "fire and brimstone" version. Hell was thought of as icy and dark alot back in ye olden days.

[@b1rbbbbb]

20:21 - the years quote: “i turned my head and saw that my right arm was bandaged”

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

When your brain is Vista

[@v3nom190]

THE SECONG ONE AND THE WORDING 😝😝😝😭😭😂 fun on the boats

[@b1rbbbbb]

when you read all comments and don’t pay attention to the video and have no clue what’s happening in the second story-

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

This feels like an AI was fed multiple My Story Animated stories, and had to come up with these..

[@yuki97kira]

You gave me an idea...

[@GogiRegion]

Jarvis Johnson made a title generator, but I don’t know if anyone has made a script generator.

[@jenahmarie6867]

Not quite how blood transfusions work my man 🤣 i love joinin and his understated reactions to this kind of bs

[@ComfyCatNya]

Yesss I love your commentary on these weird ridiculous animated stories. I’m gonna bet that the story has almost nothing to do with the gold blood and that the gold blood is barely mentioned Edit: surprisingly it actually was kinda revolving around the title of the story this time lol

[@eleanorefrederic5915]

golden man golden man does whatever a rich man can sees so well gets a car look out! its the golden man

[@amni1562]

Golden man is my favourite superhero

[@eleanorefrederic5915]

@@amni1562 me toooo

[@thatbishcyane3935]

0:25 Joinen coming out as an alien 👽 lmao

[@gforce07]

From somewhere came the courage; mixed feelings of extreme with reckless.

[@someguy-jk8pw]

Him: the procedure was very secret Also him: post the entire thing to the internet

[@horarywheat8028]

I left joinen for about half a year and am very happy that his channel's still up and running.

[@BiNy26]

I love the timing of Joinen uploading a new video! It always hits me in the worst state of my depression and anxiety during the day, and it's just so calming and healing to watch these videos at those moments!

[@MakaylaPaterson]

I do why this is what stuck out to me the most out of everything insane going on, but drowning is silent. If he was drowning he wouldn’t be screaming. Also “he’s got a bling” made me laugh. Like a single bling. No more than one, that’s too much. Just one bling.

[@kavo1460]

ACTUAL ‚Golden blood’ would be the worst blood type to have. Because you can only donate yourself blood.

[@Applepoisoneer]

So, I realize this story is about magical blood that grants incredible abilities. But the part that makes the least sense to me is, why did they need a blood donar if they were then just going to funnel blood back into him? Why wouldn't they have just given her the blood they eventually gave him? Am I missing something? Like, I'm not a hematologist or anything, so perhaps there are steps I'm not aware of. But it doesn't make much sense from where I'm sitting.

[@angelrabies]

Wait…The shard of ice hit his aorta? As in…A literal heart artery? I’m so thru.

[@daegaliii]

The plot triggers my trypophobia by having so many holes in it

[@akshi8302]

This guy must weigh a lot! Gold in your blood???

[@melissalonla]

Joinen should make an archive channel with all his streams

[@khaoulabenhamida7424]

Joinen, thank you for always making my evenings!!! 🤣I always have a blast watching your videos ! 👏

[@aceunavailable9141]

Side effects of a reconnected hand include: rehabilitation, medications, pain, and, of course, the desire to destroy the hospital

[@catclips5575]

Noah’s got to sign all those bills doe

[@Sammykins425]

"This is such trash!" LOL

[@yleflyers]

Joinen lost a few braincells watching this video!

[@KelliConan]

When the character started talking about him and his sister while they were in the car moving to a new place, the girl in the car is his sister, but then the same person is supposed to be Bella that the guy and someone else (sounds like the story was implying that the other person is the sister) need to hang out with. Then we only see the guy and whom we thought is his sister, is now Bella and it’s just him hanging out with Bella. It’s less than 1 minute into this story and they already screwed it up. Then the guy says that Bella is his sister. Why did the mom say you two should hang out with Bella? Her son and whom else? Her son and whoever the other person is, is supposed to be hanging out with a random person that’s the same cartoon as the sister or the son and the rando hanging out with the sister Bella. None of that makes sense.

[@Nekoszowa]

It was probably Google translated and originally was "You and Bella should go and hang out together", and then he added "Bella is my sister". Both of those stories are a complete mess lol

[@KelliConan]

@@Nekoszowa It was still very bad anyway. I’m sorry, but if I don’t know the language or at least the basic words in a language, I’m not gonna make entertainment that’s hoping that people just think that there’s a translation error. So it’s a translation error, plus a computerized voice as well for the channel? That’s a lot of language barriers to hind behind. They got a real person, but the s print writer isn’t great with English. Then the people are supposed to believe that the channel could be translated into an English translated a.i. I.m.o., pick one thing and stick with it. Plus there was no ending as well.

[@kruemmelbande5078]

Fun fact: golden blood exists, but very very very few people actually have it and its kinda not a good thing to have but like .... It dont do them superpowers

[@KingLaZrButBad]

THE GUY IN THE SECOND STORY DELIVERS LINES WORSE THAN A TEXT TO SPEECH VOICE THAT CAUGHT EVERY DISEASE ON EARTH

[@panakinskywalker6391]

the second one was so bizarre i laughed all the way through

[@brier20]

Spacial relations girl here: In the picture where he's holding Lola's hand on the sinking boat, he's holding her right hand with his left hand. So EVEN IF the doctor had switched hands, they would have two hands that were the same. Thumbs facing the same way. No way would a hospital just leave it like that... 😅

[@quinnroberts4853]

"I think life is 1 and you have to live it with emotions" he says, in a monotone voice

[@vinijoncrafts2882]

5:00 "The water was icy as hell" there's just too much for this phrase lmao

[@tristonloux966]

The guy in the second story talks like Bird Person

[@kitcrucigera6516]

Rick has an exceptionally long neck. He needs that muffler to support it.

[@Soy7t]

Golden blood also known as rhnull is extremely rare, only 43 people around the world are known to have it. Rhnull also isnt a good thing because it can cause many simptoms and diseases. Altho its dangerous it is still a pretty good use for Blood Transfusions, and it works with all of them. And if you would ask then sadly no the story is fake because it doesnt give you better memory or any powers. he would also be more sick due to this blood

[@edible_onions8477]

Noah be sounding like Mr Tumble

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Okay, if you’re shooting a photo with a phone, you don’t need glasses, the image is 5 inches from your face, and the camera does the rest. Pro tip/life hack, if you can’t find your glasses in the morning but you can find your phone, use your phone’s camera app as temporary glasses until you find them. Gosh this is so logic broken it hurts! Like, just look at the darn phone!

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Oh he’s far sighted...

[@geekygalaxy4307]

Clearly he’s just a Greek god

[@essixthefalcon8657]

>Golden Blood OOOOOOH ARE WE TALKING RH NULL TYPE BLOOD???? Edit: gfdi and i thought i would hear more about it

[@nightgarla]

Watching this instead of talking to my dad so true of me

[@catclips5575]

Dat do be true doe

[@orizin8102]

I like how much JoJo knowledge Joinen has

[@SirZyPA]

"Hey there, i just got a secret procedure and signed a non disclosure contract about it, this is what happened!" the dude literally says "hey, i signed a paper that says i cant tell you about this", then follows that up with "and now im gonna tell you about this"

[@buildermonkey2229]

The guy in the second half of that video put all his skill points into strength

[@buildermonkey2229]

0 skill points into basic english

[@gmdrandom6287]

@@buildermonkey2229 "and the desire to destroy the hospital"

[@wraith9276]

Okay I havent watched the video yet but I'm assuming this is about rh null (also called golden blood). If you wanna know some fun facts about it keep reading :D - It's the rarest blood type in the world - Owned by only 17 families (I think, might want to fact check that one, it's 7 or 17) - It's considered unsafe to reveal you have it because doctors will hunt you down, literally - It's the universal donor for those lacking in antigens I know a lot about this lmao but its been a while since I initially looked it up so I encourage people to do their own research as well! EDIT: Ah... So yeah turns out my expectations were too high for this channel lmao

[@goofballcartoonist7848]

"the water was icy as hell" hMMMMM it's almost as if you're literally on a frozen river in the middle of winter, huh man?

[@miss-laea]

« I came to myself » is direct translation from french (and maybe other languages) but I never thought about how funny it sound for a native English (or, yk, Finnish) person- Joinen’s reaction was perfect tho

[@circa134]

Blue hair guy is jack frost

[@themagicalmess4742]

"A shard of ice cut my aorta" It cut entirely through your chest into your heart? I find that hard to believe for a shard of i c e

[@blacklight683]

Nerd time: 1-that would kill him 2-if he servived his body will kick the gold out

[@realdragon]

Moral of the story: risk your own life to try and save complete strangers because they might give you super health

[@shinyroarick123]

Don’t mind me just writing comments Lmao

[@annie_is_bored]

These stories sound like the ones that 6 graders write for English

[@deadnerd4209]

Golden Ichor, the blood of the gods.

[@deadnerd4209]

Geek Mythology

[@astro7220]

Moral of the story: if you see someone falling in ice, go and save them and fall in while you’re at it

[@brookmoulder3785]

The desire to destroy the hospital

[@ducky2379]

Why does Noah look like the angry Venice guy from jojo part 5?

[@katsudon2048]

It does

[@griffith5704]

Jojo au where young Dio Brando saves Ghiaccio from (drowning?) and they turn into vampires