[Jojo Animatic] Street Smarts!

(Disclaimer: I don't own the audio content of the clip. All rights reserved to the original creator John Mulaney.)
AHHH i just noticed no one has made this yet so I took the responsibility upon myself and shat it out in one afternoon. watch me fail my test tmr bc i spent too much time on this smh.
also it's lame ngl

[@fuyuko4273]

hello everyone um i didn’t expect this to get 10k+ views this is THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!!!! all jokes aside, i truly appreciate the support, and sorry about the bad audio quality uwu!!!!

[@sonic15561]

its nothing too bad. i just have to turn my volume to 30

[@chronoroost]

Well, now you’re almost at 100k

[@whistlepunkz]

Who wants to bet Joseph learned this from speedwagon

[@fuyuko4273]

Remy whistlepunk nah nah nah sister it's grandma erina

[@whistlepunkz]

@@fuyuko4273 oh ABSOLUTELY. You're right. I had the wrong feral grandparent.

[@Vipanen03]

@@whistlepunkz They both taught him this

[@nathantheauthor5025]

@@fuyuko4273 she did teach me this.

[@sausageassassinn]

@Joseph Joestar Did speedweed teach you some too?

[@knee-deepin-doot8742]

We all know John Mulaney is just Kakyoin

[@fuyuko4273]

I guess i replaced the one thing that couldn't be replaced

[@marshmallowallen5677]

John is Jotaro, but John is Kakyoin

[@sonic15561]

@@marshmallowallen5677 i see what u did there

[@sentieye3462]

Marshmallow Allen *BWAH BWAH WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT*

[@EepySleepy]

Jotaro: *Throws Child Support On Ground And Leaves Family While He Still Has The Chance*

[@li_ka2]

STREET SMARTS!

[@liquid_red8966]

Dont kick like a little baby, do the wamuu backbend kick

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

Riley Draws no champion gundyr

[@crimson8867]

If that doesn't work do the Eisidisi boiling blood trick

[@petarmitkov1056]

@@crimson8867 do Esidisi crying trick

[@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426]

Just, never do the thunder cross split attack if you don't have the momentum to pull it off.

[@whistlepunkz]

The "STREET SMARTS" thing was exactly young Joseph

[@grandhierophantkhatep685]

Guido Mista throw metal ball things at em, that’ll throw him off his rhythm

[@howeyyadoing9070]

I’ll write that down United States 23rd President, Funny Valentine

[@engineercatgirl4797]

If a vampire attacks you, you just need to pull out the tommy gun you have on you at all times and start firing, that’ll throw them off their rhythm

[@galactic-hamster7043]

"Ya take the money clip, and you throw it, and NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOO In de opposite direction"

[@Unknown-hb3id]

"Ya see tha guy aimin that gun atcha! But then, ya gotta take the cola, breathe in real careful-like to build your glowy-sun-energy, and BLAST 'im with the bottle cap! WHAM! Threw him off balance! Then NIGERUNDAYO outta there!"

[@Graatand]

When you realize there’s a good chance Polnareff might actually have been a guest at Jotaro’s wedding.

[@fuyuko4273]

>went on a trip w u to save ur mom >almost died >lost three friends >didn't get invited to ur wedding

[@Graatand]

@fuyuko > lost all contact for years after a trip to Italy > Your supposed friend never came looking for you :(

[@spacecore2972]

Graatand >lost all contact when he fell off a cliff and became crippled

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

>Die and get reincarnated into a turtle. >Feels bad man.

[@joshuagraham5750]

>Cries quietly after hearing an audible “Muda Muda Muda”

[@RosencrantzDead]

whole thing is amazing, but i genuinely laughed out loud when we got to seven year old jotaro fending off a mugger. thank you for this, what a blessing

[@fellasmann]

Rosencrantz I’ll never get over that 7-year old Jotaro did indeed fend off a mugger/pedophile in the show.

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

Yeet that money, and don't look back honey. Punch out the lights, wave on the right. When you become a child, kick in the air really wild.

[@citruslllad]

THE MOMENT KAKYOIN SHOWED UP I CRIED FOR MORE THAN ONE REASON

[@fuyuko4273]

he didn't come back from the secondary location :(

[@citruslllad]

ふゆこ *NOW I'M CRYING FOR M O S T L Y ONE REASON*

[@Kazumaji]

*Im right here, in peace*

[@citruslllad]

『Kakyoin is a gamer 』 Ah, of course, gaymers don't die, they respawn

[@Kazumaji]

Jaime Doodles *Gaymers Respawn like in Minecraft*

[@theappler9516]

All of the kids who got these lessons are dead.

[@toastlikes2draw357]

FeelsBadMan

[@CW-xn1ot]

John Mulaney is the only survivor, so he spreads the word to get other kids to do the same thing.

[@akiothearsonist480]

Yeah. It was weird seeing one do the kicking thing against me who had a gun

[@Dokataa]

All of us will be dead, so yes, mr manga spoiler fucker

[@predalien1413]

Yes but not from being kidnapped that’s for sure.

[@DoubtlessCar0]

1:10 Joseph Joestar passing down the secret Joestar technique (1975 Colorized)

[@vixxiiestixx]

NAH NAH NAH SISTER! man when jotaro said that to polnareff i really felt that

[@user-fj4kq8nj5s]

The 5th dislike was Mista because he didn't want it to be 4 dislikes

[@howeyyadoing9070]

Nah, this helped me be Giorno’s bodyguard

[@knownevildoer]

40 likes.

[@krisedane]

well there goes my sides. i legit couldnt breath watching this i was laughing so hard

[@lapiscake1211]

lil baby jotaro is so cute

[@orionpaxx9236]

Why does Jotaro sound like Kakyoin?!

[@bubbleboi2461]

This goes too well with JoJo, it’s like they were meant for each other

[@Littlepup93]

I used hamon to launch a soda bottle cap at the cop's finger, thus throwing him off his rhythm

[@bbagginsmcswaggins]

Why are all the JoJo animatic clips I've seen either John Mulaney or Kevin Hart. . . Better question, *are those two comedians secretly Stand users?*

[@spiralgodking9877]

Stand Master: John Mulaney Stand Name: What's New Pussycat

[@punderarmor]

No but seriously the secondary location thing is true. Once they get you there, your already low escape/survival rate decreases every minute. Just don't let them take you to the second location. Leave as much evidence and DNA behind everywhere along the way in hopes of the police investigating it, especially in the vehicle they use.

[@lostmarimo]

this is so 2007, i remember watching this sorta thing all the time lol, Dane cook skits but with anime characters. The good ol' days before the fire nation attacked

[@Taffywater]

I just realized one of the reasons why Jotaro could have gotten married is he accidentally got his girlfriend at the the time pregnant. We know by the time of diu Joleyn was about seven or eight and Jotaro was twenty eight so he either got married at twenty or twenty one meaning he could gotten his girlfriend at the time pregnant (possibly by accident) and then married her.

[@voidtectonic]

I just can't imagine Jotaro with any woman, ever

[@thereveriecomplex]

Meanwhile in Brazil... Robber: give me all your shit Me after watching Street Smarts: * Throw the money * GO GET IT *Get shot*

[@ikmkr]

those are actually legitimate survival tips and i hate it

[@souptheirl1482]

Omg I didn't know I could laugh so hard this is amazing and the art is perfect

[@jet4356]

You deserve so many more subscribers, likes, views, comments, etc. for this. People don’t understand the effort that goes into these funny videos that they’re just blindly watching. Very well done, love the realism style and keep doing what you’re doing. Love it so much

[@fuyuko4273]

This made my day!! Thank you all for the kind words, this is just a side hobby so I don’t check my channel very often, but I really appreciate these encouraging comments!!!

[@jet4356]

Haha of course! Hope you’re having a wonderful day/night!

[@lizardjellypotatopotatopot6019]

Why are you so underrated this is amazing :0

[@lofifuture-0643]

This is all canon and you can't tell me otherwise, including the 7 year old Jotaro news story

[@fishburrito8328]

I AM SO GLAD THIS WAS ANIMATED OML I'M DYING

[@themphantom9138]

HOLY SHET! That Okuyasu Thing is So Okuyasu Gonna do it even in the real show! XD

[@jruler93]

This is pretty funny, honestly. Both John Mulaney's comedy bit, as well as the accompanying animation. Though, if you get kidnapped and thrown into a trunk, busting out the taillight is actually a good tip to know.

[@daragon0055]

Featuring a clip from Jotaro's actual wedding

[@kaydavis3041]

Why does it fit so perfectly? That was the funniest thing I've seen today, absolutely great! Your artstyle is so pretty!

[@maureencoddington6358]

*using weird psych out backroom Chicago violence* Me: ... yup that's me your everyday Chicagoan! hehe

[@pastelmoods3868]

*How bold of you to assume we’d even want to try*

[@havod8101]

Excuse me, Hades, coul you speak up a little?

[@fuyuko4273]

Havod sorry the enemy stand attacks loud sounds so i had to keep it down

[@havod8101]

@@fuyuko4273 Fair

[@IratusEris]

you could try and edit the audio to be a bit higher

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

Forever is just like "Please. No. I didn't ask for this."

[@opha8112]

so ever since the wedding huh, he was already leaving his wife behind

[@woodflink1867]

the dude kidtaro beat up with the phonebook shouldve been alessi

[@annm3769]

I love this vid

[@howeyyadoing9070]

Detective JoJo Bittenbinder

[@soundsofstabbing3627]

why does john Mulaney work so well with jojo's

[@Xman34washere]

"JOJO! Have some cash to help me buy drugs for my dad?" "please he beats me if I don't get him any-"

[@gyrozeppeli840]

This is friggin beautiful

[@rasati]

john mulaney never fails me

[@ayam8020]

I fucking lost it, I knew, I just knew in my heart the detective would be Joseph I COULD FEEL IT

[@meggo2139]

God this is beautiful and 1000000+% accurate. I also love that it was just HIS OWN WEDDING-

[@junejj2127]

The only STREET SMARTS Joseph needs is the Joestar family technique

[@mattsmocs3281]

I was hoping Young Josuke would just be like a kid and some kidnapper comes after Him, then just Crazy Diamond fucking appears and and beats the shit out of the guy. Only josuke can see it everyone else around sees this guy fly into the air and get pummeled

[@dirtdisrespector7077]

Someone: The JoJo fandom is the worst fandom JoJo fans: 2:56

[@glutenfreebees]

I see at the end that he's learned the secret joestar technique well

[@umihoshi2595]

13 year old Pannacotta Fugo: * writes down the part about the phonebook *

[@victorclemenpua2007]

God this is perfect

[@clenchfarthead8047]

johntaro kujohn

[@vinko7197]

Star Platinum really did say get ora'd-

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

i wish i was in that class

[@user-jr1oh7vz7z]

can i ask what program you used to make this? (audio and visual???????) because it is really good!! (and ive got no idea how do do stuff like this oops)

[@enk335]

this but with Koichi as John and Jotaro as Bittenbinder

[@slambotheclown673]

4:43 this should have been Fugo

[@ebigail6004]

This is amazing :0

[@Flynnisthename]

This is so fucking canon

[@lyd3815]

Not the john mulaney🥵🥵

[@thinkinboutcats]

WHY IT SO DAMN QUIET

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

STREET SMARTS!

[@sillywombat]

And they wonder why my generation is clueless

[@bocar4127]

🤔

[@maxinerhianaeusebio9893]

Should've made the bride Kakyoin

[@stolenheart1760]

Spoiler alert for Part 6 The front gate of the jail is primary and the visitor room is secondary......and we know how that went.

[@mara_mara_843]

This is so underrated

[@stone_the_jojo_fan9749]

Joseph would totally do this.

[@lemonade8660]

Why's it so quiet

[@elisehaynes9811]

Why is the audio so quiet

[@jakubmech7410]

why is the sound so uiet

[@sumrandomboi4187]

i cant hear anything bruh

[@datguy5272]

Why is it so quiet?

[@veronicaramos4781]

bro it's so quiait

[@MolekTanzel]

Why the fuck is this so quiet, Only dogs can listen to it?

[@chillycharizard5985]

This video is way too fucking quiet