john mulaney moments i think about 24/7

[@fartbug55]

" You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair," - john mulaneys father

[@caydinze9466]

John mulaneys father is iconic

[@larabarbatowolf803]

@@caydinze9466 the black coffee legend

[@worldofkeiko6544]

This is literally my senior quote

[@J.Blazer]

"- in Nazi Germany!-"

[@CommenterOfVideos]

This quote is actually originally from Teddy Roosevelt! Not surprising since John’s dad is such a history buff

[@asila_ss]

honorable mention: "I gave you more money than the civil war cost, and you fuCKING SPENT IT ALREADY?!?!"

[@MalloryNewcomb]

I thought that was brilliant too... even just the civil war reference

[@sweetprison]

I say this to myself on a regular basis

[@8caulfield]

Were is it from

[@ZehraDogru0]

@@joanizavalani thank you for your service.

[@tee-sam-ee-red]

@@joanizavalani I KNOW THAT LINK YOU CAN NOT FOOL ME HAHAHAAAA

[@mei.creates]

“so i leave the garage-mY OFFICE is in the gaRAGE”

[@xoxocessa]

and I go into the home where she is

[@Yazzyu3]

the man who talks in fonts

[@nathaliestav2241]

Soon it won't be anymore

[@RobCamp-rmc_0]

In the split second between those two sentences, my mind went to a dark place

[@jackiidk4791]

Seeing him in a tshirt was the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen

[@shlomitgardi8982]

It's kinda like when you go on a school trip and your teacher wears a hoodie

[@Reidmakes04]

@@shlomitgardi8982 I went on a school trip to Universal and my teacher was in shorts......

[@sadielandesman2059]

@@Reidmakes04 *w h a t*

[@Audrey-nn2ex]

WHERE I WATCH THE VIDEO AND IT JUST WENT PAST ME

[@the-anhpham3364]

@Sage Haupt this... this comments makes me feel this

[@destinydavis3773]

lmao, the part about rudolf was so deep. "it doesn't erase the abuse", "fame and love are very different things"

[@tyrant-den884]

Meanwhile what pisses me off is how inaccurate the female reindeer or in the Rankin Bas movie. REINDEER ARE NOT SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC, much to Prancer's occasional frustration I am sure.

[@WonderVis97]

Rudolph pisses me off too and I felt so good that John said what I couldn’t say

[@KateCat420]

This is what pisses me off about How to Train Your Dragon - we just forgive the whole village for bullying him and allowing his father to emotionally abuse him because 'well he's famous now'

[@bakerfritz4681]

@@KateCat420 Movie and TV writing is RIFE with absent or abusive fathers and sons just desperate to please them. (Argument 1001 for why we need more women writers.)

[@shakira4223]

Ironic since John cheated on his wife nd got a woman pregnant. I was shooketh

[@gisforhungry]

I’m convinced he barely laughs because he’s the funniest person in the world and everything has already occurred to him

[@brooke7656]

lmfaoo probably

[@lilyantoniam.8806]

im just convinced that he laughs at his thoughts all day

[@samdiego1046]

This theory has merit.

[@vivienne.n]

@@edeciotheghost1637 what about bo burnham

[@ShinobudRUski]

@@edeciotheghost1637 Dave, Mulany, and Burr are some of the best.

[@janewindelynlegaspi6582]

*Prince Philip dies* Me: *W-what did John do?*

[@thomasleitstein2181]

What he had too

[@willandtestament]

He couldn't have done it, because he was in New York and 38

[@MarieJes23]

@@willandtestament and in rehab

[@jelly2584]

@@MarieJes23 it’s a joke because he was 12 and in Chicago (or a different age that is a childs and possibly another state) when Diana died.

[@MarieJes23]

@@jelly2584 I know 😅

[@imagineaworldlikethat4081]

“I was fucking kidding”. Lmao

[@mr_squid1980]

1st reply

[@JGT-yd2wx]

That entire story is just the average "being autistic and not being able to take a joke" experience

[@DeathsRoses]

I think my favorite is "And he pushed me. He pushed me and he said, I am homeless, I am gay, I have aids, and I'm nEw In ToWn."

[@josephjoestar324]

Us 🤝

[@sarvolkskaya]

that bit lives in my head rent free

[@rydkerlee9171]

Truly iconic

[@cxvz5576]

The way he says it too XD it's like "and he pPPpPhHhushed me"

[@FionaAnimatesBagels]

"Really? You're going to close with new in town?"

[@abigailrice7471]

Something about the way John Mulaney talks is just so incredibly satisfying

[@asterisk4540]

It’s As If Every Word He Speaks Begins With A Capital Letter

[@lamiascrimes7132]

He's very clear and articulate, him and Matpat are the kind of people I could listen talking about marine biology or something, intently, for hours on end without ever dozing off

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

He reminds me of like, an old Phil Hartman character. Like, one day I came to the epiphany "John Mulaney would make a good Lionel Hutz".

[@annabelle228]

hE kInDa TaLkS lIkE tHiS

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

@@annabelle228 no. That’s what mockery voice sounds like.

[@scarlett8749]

THAT INTERVIEW WITH CARDI B HASNT LEFT MY HEAD SINCE I SAW IT,,, ITS LIKE A FEVER DREAM

[@aprilphillips5672]

He carried that interview😂

[@vannamaharaj1713]

That friendship is the one of the things you would never expect. I like it honestly ngl

[@jery3385]

@@vannamaharaj1713 you can't deny that cardi b is trash.

[@jamietheangryoctopus5938]

@@jery3385 Just because her music isn’t… the best… doesn’t mean she’s bad lol I wouldn’t know I don’t pay attention

[@breannaadams4058]

@@jamietheangryoctopus5938 didn't hear about her drugging and robbing men before she was famous?

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

You can just tell that Rudolph rant was burning in him for YEARS.

[@purplesodapop]

"You can't just erase the abuse."

[@allisonfennewald2288]

Idk, I feel like this makes an appearance at Christmas time every year😂

[@alexbrown2669]

I want to preface this with the fact that I hope he's doing well, but imagine the emotional whirlwind of getting out a rehab just to have the entire internet start meming about you killing Prince Phillip

[@7aristos7]

i do not have social media so this is news to me. this is the funniest thing i cannot believe he would do this

[@breazy832]

Prove he didnt 🤨

[@gardeningkittycat6025]

@@breazy832 cuz he was in rehab in Pennsylvania and 38

[@kenny_p00p]

@@gardeningkittycat6025 or was he ?!?!

[@skylerclyne6542]

Did he have a show on or around September 8th???

[@chloeorr9880]

The BOY is 5’11 💀

[@willandtestament]

I'M TALLER THAN THE BOY

[@piffny6666]

I WAS F*KING KIDING!

[@ghostmemeboi]

the *B O Y*

[@maggiecurrey1393]

I like the very last scene because I feel like he’s trying to make cardi not feel uncomfortable

[@jaydee4697]

Good on him.

[@joshybratwurst1398]

She almost seems like she was stoned

[@dananabread6632]

What I love about John is he that he seems like the genuine sort of person to go out of his way to make you feel included and comfortable which is vv nice

[@jaydee4697]

@@dananabread6632 Exactly.

[@drakkonscythe]

What a good boy

[@hannahhoran5130]

He lives rent free in my mind 😭💖🙌

[@kameapeterman679]

You and I both

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

I'd like to live in his for a day..

[@kameapeterman679]

@@ROBYNMARKOW OMG WOULDNT WE ALL!!

[@captainbouneface3820]

he really gotta start paying rent for us all

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

@@captainbouneface3820 😅

[@your_mom6939]

my fav is “i gave u more money then the civil war cost and u FUCKING SPENT IT ALREADY” 😭😭😭

[@modiabcomedy]

My favorite part of that bit was how it started so calm then went from 0-100 with so you might say that I ALREADY GAVE THEM A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!

[@rett064]

my favorite is STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND, STAY DOWN ON THE GROUND

[@your_mom6939]

@@modiabcomedy LMAOO SAME

[@your_mom6939]

@@rett064 MY SECOND FAV

[@izzy9451]

hearing john mulaney say he's 6'0 is like finding out jojo siwa is 5'9

[@impossible9690]

W h a t

[@XISCify]

Right? He just looks so small

[@chickenfdisoruhg4915]

@@XISCify She’s tall but she’s not 5’9.” According to Celebheights (a surprisingly accurate site to find celebrities’ statures), she’s 5’7.” This situation’s more like finding out Bo Burnham’s 6’5.”

[@stupidvarietyhour]

@@chickenfdisoruhg4915 HE IS FUCKING *WHAT*

[@chickenfdisoruhg4915]

@@stupidvarietyhour He’s just over 6’5.” His head seems to be evenly proportioned with the rest of his body so he looks like he’s average height but no, he’s in the top .5% of men in terms of stature. He even pointed out he was tall during his specials, albeit in a slightly on the nose fashion.

[@comfyspecs9058]

The bits with john and cardi made me think.... what if they had a show together? Like.. buddy cop vibes except they're trying to pull off a heist. He's a professor and a single dad, she's working through a breakup and they meet bc cardi is getting a late college education :D no romance, bestie vibes only, they get really drunk and realise they both have been dreaming of getting rich through criminal means. Theft occurs, bonds are made, hijinks ensue

[@steviemrsha]

wait......*opens google docs*

[@erinyes3943]

@@steviemrsha oho??! (*'▽'*)

[@willandtestament]

You have your rap career, and me... I got all these fuckin markers.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

WRITE IT! Why give people this idea and not write it?

[@redwolf0331]

Never in my life have I not know I needed something until I heard about it.

[@greeryoung1111]

“Now you know how Blanket Jackson feels” holy shit lmaooo

[@CordyBrush]

I thought he was a made up character for South Park O.o

[@jillnyethegirlwhosbi3772]

@@CordyBrush ME TOO

[@lexigrace2547]

@@CordyBrushSAME

[@AlexLopez0506]

"I spent $120,000, HOW DARE you clap." Gets me every time.

[@captainbouneface3820]

when i tell you i think about 0:17 every day, i am not exaggerating

[@NicholeParker]

For me it’s the “I know you’ll have fries” with the flailing

[@krose9489]

every single time my bf & i wanna order something from uber eats we say “let’s be bad” * limp wrists *

[@merryberry6576]

@@NicholeParker yessssssssss! Haha

[@loganberriez]

Anytime me and my bf order fries we do this bit, especially the I KNOW YOULL HAVE SOME FRIES

[@emisformusic3375]

nah its JUST the 0:23 arm flailing

[@sgbd461]

I was once on a Delta flight where they made us board and then told us the flight was delayed for several hours, and I am not joking when I say that that one bit played in my head the entire time on loop.

[@ss5447-p2q]

Did they try to frame you for murder?

[@lordoftheducks332]

My mom was describing a series of unfortunate events she had while flying on Delta and every time she mentioned something bad I said “✨because it’s Del-ta air-lines, and life is a fu-cking night-mare✨”

[@vampgurl003]

i had to cancel a flight with delta and the only way to contact them was with their online chat support and i shit you not i sent them that entire bit line by line bc i was waiting to talk to them for about 8 hours

[@emilyswannell2571]

i swear everything this tall child does just lives in my mind rent free

[@tvaddictedbooklover]

I swear I sing that Delta Airlines bit at least once every day

[@DeathnoteBB]

Me when life inconveniences me: Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fuckin nightmare~🎶

[@RachelMichtom]

his little smile at the end just kills me

[@jaredcole5818]

how to tell if someone is bisexual: ask what they think about John mulaney

[@amgcupcake]

BAHAHAHA NOO I USE HIS QUOTES ALL THE TIME IN MY TIKTOKS - A bi

[@joejonasfromcamprock886]

How dare you call me out like that

[@a-disaster5285]

Wait someone explain real quick since you can ask all Bi about Tom Ellis(Lucifer) IMO or anyone remotely stunning and we'd still get the same fangirl/fanboying right?

[@MoonieStarz]

HA I love him!

[@wingnightbackwards]

Oh

[@dananabread6632]

His sudden burst into laughter at 3:30 IS EVERYTHING

[@Terminusberminus320]

2:48 "you know he's 5'11!" "...what?" "THE BOY" I CANT BREATHE OH MY GODDD I LOVE THIS MAN

[@A_Oda27]

all the my wife jokes are making me sad now

[@clareann8912]

It’s sad, yeah, but it’s better for people unhappy in a relationship to separate rather than stay together.

[@gerbilfantastic]

Ikr

[@samdiego1046]

@@ustupid3934 Source: “Dude trust me.”

[@seasaltsky]

@@ustupid3934 "you can't link sources in the comments" Do you not know how links work?

[@Mango_41]

@@ustupid3934 a few things, 1) you can copy paste links in youtube comments 2) i did google it, john asked for the divorce himself after he went into rehab... and his wife said she wished him the best in his addiction recovery. So im not sure what the heck you read, but it was wrong

[@kerryegan3091]

This is super random but John should see the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie all the grandparents have lines and personalities

[@merryberry6576]

You’re so right, maybe then he’ll get some peace haha

[@mynameisbeech]

I think that would make him angrier at charlie and grandpa joe lmfao

[@tyrant-den884]

AND GEORGE STILL GETS JACK SHIT!

[@k_jrin28]

The older one was way more iconic but the 2005 one was my childhood lmao i am torn

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Grandma Georgina was the sweetest

[@Lejo04]

Hearing John Mulaney is 6ft tall feels like a lie. In my heart he is just a little guy.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

What?!

[@petloverspy]

@@esppupsnkits4560He’s got little guy energy. I’m small and I always say that anger compresses in people the shorter you get, so you get a bunch of frustrated heavily opinionated small people and then the tall folks have to save us from ourselves.

[@pegs9951]

"in case you've forgotten" is my fave expression of his, proper use of grammar is everything

[@lisa_vxng]

my favs always come back to "now what would leonard bernstein do" and "we dont have time to unpack ALL of that" but i love these too

[@EH23831]

My fave is “get your goddamn epipen and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”

[@nolanmissigman2727]

Love that he was hit with a therapy session out of nowhere and he could only say “ooo”.

[@robynthebank919]

"Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking N I G H T M A R E~~~"

[@magdalenaj.1390]

The little bee on his tie, I can't

[@argumentativedreamgirl]

“did John Mulaney kill princess Di?” “oh-nOo that was sO long ago”

[@taedembanichar8261]

I talk to my therapist the way John talks to an audience, and I just wanna say that if I had to steal my personality, or phone speaking voice in this case, from anyone.. I’m proud that I subconsciously chose him. 😌

[@sarahelisabeth247]

That flammable comment always gets me

[@Maskon2Fite]

looked up john mulaney and sorted by newest, went clicc on the first result, and i dont regret it, this was super well put together, nu sub :D

[@elsvids593]

aw thank you so much!!!

[@catsock]

JOHN MULANEY IS MYYYYY HEIGHT???? IVE GONE A DECADE THINKING HE WAS A 5’6 TWINK

[@titanuranus3095]

Like Timothy Chamberlain?

[@tallussy_hallussy]

IM 5’6 I CANT IMAGINE HIM BEING MY HEIGHT 😭

[@cyathea9563]

"My nana drove me to the prom :)" -John Mulaney

[@scrypticism]

He killed 3 people and I like this guy He was talking about JD wasn't he

[@andreaprochowski4717]

I can't tell if this is a typo since it was OJ, a Heather's reference, or just a genuine mistake and I don't want to know

[@titanuranus3095]

@@andreaprochowski4717 I think its a Scrubs reference.

[@dreamingofthemoon]

Hahaa trulyy

[@webomaryhoptoe]

robert durst

[@AlexLopez0506]

@@titanuranus3095 no it's legit a Heathers reference the antagonist is JD. And he's a murderer.

[@renadaniels3843]

So we not gonna talk about how 4:54 was pretty deep ngl💀

[@aydomac]

“I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to read Jane Austin. And I didn’t.”

[@joonie613]

1:15 how did they get live footage of me in therapy

[@HeKenMars4Ever]

John has come so far in his comedy. He used to be so scared to be vulnerable in his specials, and now in his latest one he is so vulnerable and sweet and real.

[@Tree]

1:16 Iconic moment. Stephen Colbert is a very good interviewer and John Mulaney as a guest is just perfect entertainment.

[@BenNewtonCliveOswald]

1:01 & 1:11 Me when the villain is my favorite character in a series:

[@user-ur2fu8vq2v]

same

[@tones8675]

ong

[@davidatteburystudent8326]

What special is that

[@jelly2584]

“Now you know how Blanket Jackson feels” criminally underrated!

[@a_person_yay2105]

"How DArE you Clap for the woRST FINANCIAL DECISION I EVER MAdE IN MY LIFE"

[@feelingpurpley9080]

I'm cracking up because my family and I have had full heated conversations about how the bullying of Rudolph got brushed over nearly every December. 😂

[@lanaauroravukic1859]

*I'm so used to see him in suits all the time, that if you told me that he came out of his mom with a mini suit and a mic I wouldn't even question it*

[@claireann2415]

the way he lives rent free in my brain always

[@logantotman]

2:10 Timothee Chalamet took John Mulaney's wife and his best friend Pete Davidson haha....sorry John

[@justaguy1042]

"and he looks like a turtle" idk why but that got me

[@brabbit736]

Every time he brings up being an English major my family members and friends just look at me because I am an English major

[@classicscout1371]

0:04 i love his “OH.”

[@eow4317]

He didn’t kill her, he was over on the bench

[@vasama3]

Memento mori friend 🖤🤍

[@chappellroangeekbar]

Me: he sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth Me: oh wait

[@tones8675]

this tall child has my whole heart

[@chayden153]

"We're Delta airlines, and Life is a fucking nightmare" is iconic

[@remini_]

5:18 i qoute this all the time like "and then i didn't" is such a good qoute and i love it

[@sydneyruewho13]

Looking back at all of his old comedy and seeing how much he mentions cocaine and crack is actually kinda scary

[@tallussy_hallussy]

he used to smoke craaackk

[@sydneyruewho13]

@@tallussy_hallussy hahah yep 😭

[@redrum41987]

With recent events and this vid, Im kind of worried about him. He seems like he holds in a lot of pain.

[@acaesic]

i love johns laugh more than life itself

[@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457]

John Mulaney is like that one thought you've had in the middle of like a nap who just comes back to you at the worst times just to make you laugh, math test "You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" driving "YOU F*CKING SPENT IT ALREADY!!" Talking to that one family member "Life is a f*cking nightmere"

[@nightfuryfish3784]

“There’s a HORSE LOOSE in the HOSPITAL”

[@SeanGotGjally]

3:31 yknow i haven’t heard him laugh until this come to think of it

[@acethememelorde4377]

Honerable mentions: "You spend a lot of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot. Think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don't wanna walk into the ocean." "Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes. Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards. Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries. Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake. Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake, and then barfs it up. And he would just keep talking, and it would slowly fade out, and say 'Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.' " "What kind of a cokehead relative is my college? You sPENT IT ALREADY!?" "Do you want...a Best Buy rewards card?"

[@2010mw]

“Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is f*ckin nightmare” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imagineaworldlikethat4081]

1:06 everyone in AHS

[@Hello_Gorgeous]

Seriously lol

[@hlysnan6418]

1:18 I also said "Ooh..", thinking about myself, the exact same time John did...get out of my head, Stephen!..

[@loganeasley4343]

I think about John Mulaney doing coke in his college dorm room while listening to Steely Dan probably twice a week

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Idk why but the way he says "i was FUCKING KIDDING" is absolutely hilarious to me

[@micaelaalmarez4947]

"Just water for me, and tremendous anxiety"

[@EmiliusReturns]

Ever since I saw the Chalamet clip I’ve exclusively referred to him as The Boy.

[@samisloan5059]

The fact he’s 6ft tall doesn’t sit right w me... if I met him in person he would be 4 inches taller than me- he gives off short energy I’m sorry

[@kirabat]

he's surprisingly tall in person it's overwhelming

[@danicook9607]

I love when Pete and John hang out they’re so funny together

[@valty3727]

ugly laughed at ‘I am slick,’ just the way it slipped out

[@feonahudson2616]

Slipped out😭😂

[@jellyfruitz8744]

1:22 "✨oOuh✨"

[@ninaakeldama3812]

me, pretending to give an interview and realizing I have more trauma than I thought

[@alanipierre5124]

As an English major there is nothing more true but I love it

[@idino924]

John Mulaney english major bit made me realize becoming a literature major would not stop me from disappointing my family (not because he is a disappointment, but because I dont truly want it and wouldn't work with it), but at least I didn't lose my time and money in a major I didn't want. Thank you, John

[@Sir_Bukkit]

I come back to this video whenever I feel like I'm going to cry. So i can cry as I laugh.

[@Mysticmuse95]

I genuinely find him so charming more so after rehab, because his story of perseverance, struggle and real ugly life, reminds me, it is possible to start over again, and make jokes about your trauma. It feels very familiar. If anyone out there is also struggling with addiction or trauma remember that this man lost everything and came back and just wrote comedy about it and that to me is fucking phenomenal and it kind of makes me feel like we can make something of ourselves. ❤

[@epsilon6516]

We always thought he was on something, but it's still wierd now knowing definitively that he was on stuff in every single one of these clips

[@GraceWright-vp4xv]

My school is doing a production of Willy wonka and when he mentioned grandpa George I cackled because George is one of our comedic side characters

[@valerieee1469]

I hurts that this is in my recommendations immediately after the dave chapelle thing... I loved him :/

[@grey_sunbeams3440]

I still like him, I can’t really blame him for another man’s mouth when the man wasn’t even invited, but I do think he should apologise for allowing Dave on stage at all.

[@valerieee1469]

wasn't he literally the one that invited him? that's what I heard at least

[@grey_sunbeams3440]

@@valerieee1469 I’m not certain. It was either him or his team, but I also heard that they invited him to open the show because he was ‘in the area’ and stopped by himself. Someone online claimed he didn’t have any access tickets or whatever you needed prior to the day.

[@valerieee1469]

@@grey_sunbeams3440 yeah i see what you're saying 🤷‍♀️ still think that even if it was his team he should have refused to allow that, maybe he'll come out and say that he did and there was nothing he could do but I doubt it

[@grey_sunbeams3440]

@@valerieee1469 Yeah, some part of me hopes that too, but then again, I could see why he wouldn’t even if he supposedly might have wanted to. Dave being ‘famous’, and a comedian a little longer than him I think?, could have possibly intimidated him into allowing it, and into hugging him as a formality (in my opinion) at the end. Still, he should apologise either way because it upset quite a few of his fans. He can’t do any more than that now the damage is done, and if he did apologise, at least there’d be a reason for them to give him a second chance.

[@bjones2600]

Me as a barista in my day to day interactions with random people I have never met before and probably never will meet again, “Hello, I’m Chip Mulaney, I’m your father.”

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

The fact he's 6 feet tall gave me whiplash, i legit thought he was like 5'4 💀

[@deathbychihuahua5137]

I love his reaction to the Princess Diana thing. John we all know you did it, you don’t have to deny it anymore

[@kfactor20]

You know, John Mulaney would be pretty good in a detective role from a comedy movie

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

1:15 damn that aged incredibly

[@jennifertheegg4779]

1:15 THE SUDDEN REALIZATION IM DYING 😭😭

[@kappamykappa6112]

1:19 boy had a fucking breakthrough didn't he

[@suchadwell]

I love John.. ❤️♥️♦️🙌🥰

[@sxt4447]

When Stephen read John for filth and he just thought about it for a second and said “Ooh.”

[@timmyandjimmy1441]

1:32 the way he just slid in "iamslick"

[@theprettyoftheodd7997]

This tall child is so funny even his reaction of Oh? has me dying