JoJo ASB: Funny Valentine's Love Train All Offensive/Defensive/Cosmetic Effects

[@SliverEmperor]

Somewhere, on the other side of the world, some poor sap's life just turned into a Touhou game.

[@faragaroruga3229]

SliverEmperor I think Love train send bad things to different locations each times it deflect one

[@Sbevewagon4493]

@Fara Garoruga but it’s not funny that way

[@yazminsoto2937]

Weather Report it doesn’t have to be at someone it can be at rocks or different planet

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@yazminsoto2937 some guy's out camping, when suddenly a fucking set of metal clackers appear from nowhere and smashes a nearby rock. Guy just sits there thinking "What... the fuck?"

[@noyes8882]

Okuyasu Nijimura imagine if he actually knows what’s happening “god damn president reflecting this projectiles again”

[@MegaShadowblast]

So basically, Valentine can negate Hol Horse's stand's whole purpose.

[@LiquidArremer]

MegaShadowblast And Guido Mista's as well

[@MegaShadowblast]

***** Well Guido's gun isn't his stand, but... I guess it also works.

[@BunPrince]

He can negate everyone in love train, but in asb he only negates ranged attacks

[@skimaskalx]

HOL PURPOSE?

[@kalebheaston8449]

Also Kira because explosive damage is no effecto

[@elimulvihill4126]

Funny Valentine calls on Funny Valentine to attack Funny Valentine. Now I've seen everything.

[@KFCBucketful]

Best Acid trip ever

[@Shadoboy]

That's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure for you.

[@tjlnintendo]

funny Valentine and funnier Valentine vs funniest Valentine

[@kiba_the_lucky]

+tjlnintendo that's literally the plot of jorge joestar

[@condescendingonlineman2136]

Dojyaaa~n!

[@rand1687]

Joseph: Clacker Volley! Clacker Boomerang! *goes through Funny Valentine *Joseph pulls out a Tommy Gun and shoots it at Funny Valentine *Hits Happi Ureppi Yoroppikku Ne

[@barnaclehead1894]

*damn meased to pleet ya!

[@zenotheoriginal2916]

This shows that guns are more powerfull than 3 parts of jesus

[@disc1142]

zeno theoriginal america?

[@unfunnyfebruary]

@@zenotheoriginal2916 i hate jesus

[@unfunnyfebruary]

@@disc1142 Yesn't

[@lucifercon4868]

the effects of Love train means all of the attacks are fired at some random person in the world, I feel bad for them.

[@ElliFong]

yeah, only Johnny's Golden Ratio nail bullets aka Tusk Act. 4(or 5?) can beat that lol

[@Jetblast01]

+EricPaz Tusk Act 4 Lesson 5...least it's true to the mango

[@jeffblacklight104]

it use the golden rectagule, you can have the infinite rotation without and the golde rectangule, that why johnny can only use tusk act 4 in a horse (or with the power of a horse) and why gyro only can summon ball breaker in his horse

[@albumkosong]

@@jeffblacklight104 act 2 uses golden rectangle, act 4 uses golden rectangle + horse power to create infinite rotation

[@valeriomentella275]

mangadex.org/chapter/24552/37 , please stop this bullshit that Johnny can only use Act 4 on a horse

[@RealParadoxBlues]

Incidentally, for those curious, Funny Valentine's low health has a story explanation - he actually dies several times in Part 7. His Stand keeps swapping in new versions with his memories from other dimensions. Seems only appropriate that a guy who dies repeatedly have low health.

[@stitches1110]

another cool thing when you have all the corpse parts ypu can summon a new valentine to take your place at the cost of the parts and your meter

[@FoxBallFlat]

cf : Diavolo, who is one of the highest-healthed character in the game.

[@elimatua5591]

I get it, but Diavolo only got into his infinite-death loop at the end (from HACKS!) and during the course of the story 'till that point, he hasn't exactly died and swapped out with another Diavolo.

[@RorenX]

@FuturePants It's a 4 year old comment, get over it.

[@thelastmlg2699]

@FuturePants 1. 4 year old comment, get over It 2. If You were reading that comment from It beginning You should've stopped Reading after "story explanation"

[@Cizma77]

Valentine's just standing there for the whole duration like "You done?"

[@nursik-]

muda-n?

[@ginnakv4929]

I read this and Avdol said “Yes, I am.”

[@veronicagilman4545]

HE'S JUST STANDING THERE... MENACINGLY

[@Hannwen]

Are you still alive

[@hartantoanggoro]

Dojyan!!!

[@lucianobradley5996]

4:00 But... No one can just deflect the emerald splash.

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Luciano Bradley really now

[@leoleo4469]

@@theonlychickensama8353 woosh

[@icecream1728]

Golden experience requiem thinks not

[@pork087]

He nullified it.

[@filipbabovic8474]

@@leoleo4469 Whoa calm down there buddy he is aware of the jojoke

[@araki-moriko3358]

I just love how Kars says piranha "PIRANYA DA!!"

[@clansullivan6059]

So now Holhorse, Mista, and most of Kakyoin's moves are totally WORTHLESS on Valentine.

[@janmarcoperezbatres2203]

+Clan Sullivan At least for 45 secs.

[@rainbowfury1019]

Muda

[@borkedluck]

Plus Kira's bombs as well

[@apolodog2]

What I learned from this video: Dojyaaaaaa~~n

[@ElMango14]

Ta da

[@hartantoanggoro]

Dojyan!

[@kangurukaiser9395]

2:26 so your telling me that when a stand that can travel between different dimesions (or worlds) absorbs of holy corpse of the lord and saviour Jesus Christ and essentially gains divine intervention....can be broken by a Tommy Gun. (and oh yeah Infinity). kind of seems redundant

[@tracythomas4700]

Joseph always cheats , even against God himself to win.

[@null5573]

Joseph's Tommy gun overdrive > Jesus

[@watergamer6446]

more like reGUNdant

[@kiryokazooma]

Joseph has the N-Word pass, No one can beat him, not even the strongest guy like saitama can beat him *_Yare yare daze_*

[@brandnewentity2696]

@@kiryokazooma huh expected you to call him jiji as always and you finally acknowledge him?

[@noVva555]

RIP all the bystander who died in the making of this video :,v

[@SidnerTheNiceGuy]

😭😭😭😭

[@noVva555]

+are you still watching those chinese crtoons whats that?

[@SidnerTheNiceGuy]

Mslink Rey del vaporwave :v tears ;_;

[@noVva555]

are you still watching those chinese crtoons oh

[@josukehigashikata9293]

Valentine:D4C love train is invincible! Johnny: ¡Chumimi - in~! Giorno: *y o u w i l l n e v e r r e a c h r e a l i t y*

[@Keisezrgs]

Joseph: *l i t e r a l g u n b e a t s o u t L o v e T r a I n*

[@jp-cs]

@@Nsilsaik Maybe he will die with a Rock falling over him

[@ElMango14]

@@jp-cs ah yes and leafs will take his place

[@fortysix2702]

"Anyone can deflect Emerald Splash"

[@nissanv1663]

even nobody

[@matthewcole395]

I love how Valentine stands there like "Come on, just give up already. I got a country to unite, and you're wasting our time."

[@gab_gabriel7091]

10:00 I like to think of this as Valentine testing out his abilities with himself. He's like "Hey dude I got this new power and I don't know how it works." "Oh shoot, you got the corpse? Nice. Yeah sure I'll help"

[@McMambro]

So... Hol Horse just can't win against Valentine.

[@jeffblacklight104]

he cant will against love train

[@theonlychickensama8353]

devilmaymambro YT same with mista

[@calebwaters4421]

Killer Queen too

[@TheRealStellagang37]

thats because isnt heritage for the future hol horse,that shit is op af

[@dbdisworsethanmeth5971]

@@TheRealStellagang37 *S L O W B U L L E T*

[@mitty9109]

could've also been called "some JoJo characters throw stuff at funny valentine for 10 minutes" not complaining just thought this would be a funny comment

[@herolumierelumanite1608]

Ha, I get the pun...

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

@@herolumierelumanite1608 ha, funny

[@ApertureBlack]

7 Years later and this video still makes me smile. Mostly all the Emerald Splash Jokes.

[@StarKurusu]

Was this emulated? Just wondering

[@ApertureBlack]

@@StarKurusu I dont believe a working ps3 emulator even existed at the time

[@blobfish_plays6548]

Moral of the story: Jesus burrito is broken af

[@enderlaptopminecrafter390]

😂

[@ZaTrapu]

11:50 "wanna walk with me?" "Yeah sure"

[@runbutonjapan5567]

Walking lesson is now officially open.

[@ZaTrapu]

@@runbutonjapan5567 let's go

[@darkninja9499]

Their walk is just👌🏾

[@ZaTrapu]

@@darkninja9499 agreed

[@chipslight738]

You forgot to talk about Love Strain last effect which is to allow him to spend his entire meter (so 3 bars) and get ready of all the corpse parts on him for the exchange of recovering his entire life bar but he cannot use his super gauge anymore.

[@GreatKingIso]

For the round or the match?

[@chipslight738]

scout wizardman I don't know, from what I remember, it's only for the round.

[@GreatKingIso]

@@missbeverly6846 wait what was i talking about again? it's been 3 years

[@CereDulce37]

@@missbeverly6846 Wait but I saw footage of him not needing Love Train or a bar? Maybe I can go check back

[@zpnmaster]

the shield does not stop Johnny's level 4 chumimin, or Ora ora which both cost nail bullets, it also doesn't stop Old Joseph's tar spill

[@funnyvalentine5576]

7:28 at least it doesn't send them back

[@blueboi4972]

4.

[@OtavianoLuizPeSilva]

4

[@Scazoid]

4

[@OtavianoLuizPeSilva]

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[@Bucket_with_a_hat]

Kakyoin: “ *_NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!_* ” Valentine: *evades it* Kakyoin: *Surpiced pikachu*

[@HarbingerYT]

He is right. No one can deflect it. Valentine fucking nullifies it.

[@ApertureBlack]

Welcome to all you people who are here 7 years later. May the cult of valentine spread and may all of you take the first napkin.

[@boiscool4908]

Lol

[@ElMango14]

The left napkin or the right napkin

[@ApertureBlack]

@@ElMango14 as long as you take the first the choice is irrelevant, for such is the nature of man.

[@boiscool4908]

@@ApertureBlack wise words.

[@GottWaffe]

I would be really amused to know the name of the BGM in the 1:38...can't find it anywhere...

[@Ironwolf-pm7zs]

I love how Valentine just stands around like "Ya done yet?"

[@themadpro]

I just noticed that you manually edited the songs for all characters during the love train compilation. Mad props!

[@hokutobrando]

10:15 The double Dojyaa~n is as pleasing as EOH double Wryyy.

[@ColoqueNombreAqui]

3:50 Emeraldu Spresh! EMERALDU SPRESH!

[@eertikrux666]

I have never played this game but I found it fascinating how each character has their unique abilities unlike most other fighting games You know, stuffs like basic attack, range attack, ultimate attack In this game, the cliches still exist, but each fighter has there own stats and moves, even Valentine has the corpse parts lying around when you’re playing as him

[@ShermTank7272]

3:50 Impossible!! No one can deflect the Emerald Splash!!

[@Anonymous-73]

Valentine: IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE Joseph’s Tommy Gun: *is that so?*

[@TDLambisA]

"Hey the voice of kakyoin is really good in this game, it fits him" Said no one never

[@loafofbread9400]

1:55 Chinese rail road worker minding his buisness when 50 hamon cutters come from nowhere killing him instantly

[@kulbrez4884]

Wait, would Made in Heaven's hyperspace be deflected from Love Train? If he were to reset the universe, would Love Train make it to where Funny Valentine is completely unaffected? Would some other person on Earth be forced to endure 2 times the speed and 2 resets at once?

[@jeffblacklight104]

made in heaven dont affect living things remember? only the people piccu kills with made in heaven before the time reset are affect, so love train or not if pucci cant find a way to kill valentine he cant change his destiny... also valentine can just hop into another dimension to avoid the reset

[@kulbrez4884]

Yeah, I totally wasn't thinking about how MiH doesn't effect people. Apparently I need to reread that part of the manga, because I don't completely understand the conditions for him to reset destiny. I thought that Pucci had infinite power with resets, like he could change your destiny just by the reset itself, not needing to even be near you.

[@liquidbogan4120]

Unfladeldaby Doop I know I’m late but with infinite speed he could hit some infinitely hard so some guy is having a bad day

[@rannelinciong7415]

Time accel won't affect love train, love train is a pocket dimension and mih only affects those that are in the same dimension as it.

[@AdeyAdey]

Damn, music from the Hokuto no Ken PS2 game. That takes me back!

[@zac5571]

Still looking for the "Another One Bites the Dust" remix from 12:00 onwards after years... Anyone?

[@VeritasEspiritoria]

Another one bites the dust - strauss house remix

[@ginnakv4929]

d

[@zac5571]

@@VeritasEspiritoria I can't believe a found it after so many years. Thanks very much.

[@VeritasEspiritoria]

@@zac5571 hahaha, you're welcome friend. It's strange tho, because i don't have a clue on how i know about the song lmao

[@zac5571]

@@VeritasEspiritoria It's a coincidence that can only happen on the internet. So glad that notifications to my email from KZbin still work.

[@Leonidash15]

Miror B.'s theme makes the video so much more fun

[@Dablos267]

12:00 song Queen-Another one bites the dust (Strauss house remix)

[@vixnighter132]

thanks

[@PARR0ND0]

3:32 Most sensual walking cycle i've ever seen

[@shiningjoot6369]

Every story has a morale... The moral of this story is: *Never fight a Valentine user with Mista*

[@mr.mcnuggies]

Or Hol Horse

[@Anonymous-73]

I like how Valentine is standing in the sassiest stance possible, it’s basically the body language version of “try me bitch”

[@TheIronDefender]

I love how Val is staring at everyone like "You gonna hit me, or nah?"

[@JeanLouisJabouin]

lol poor Mista

[@ShawnWilsonPrime]

DOOOOJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Jean-Louis Jabouin poor hol horse

[@JohnLeeDoes]

Because D"4"C

[@Neo-Shinryu]

This was very interesting and informative on these mechanics (and you had a great selection of custom music, too). One thing I'm wondering though: If Kira happens to use "Bites the Dust" on Valentine while he has all three corpse parts, I assume he'd revert back to having none on-hand. Would this also reset the spawn counter for the corpse parts themselves though?

[@ApertureBlack]

Yes, it does actually reset the timers.

[@passingclloud1290]

11:02 lol who imitated josuke in the background saying "barrier daze" ?

[@suborgulag7289]

10:16 that was beautiful

[@TheKagekao]

"No one can just deflect the emerald splash!" .....

[@CrabSpu]

Oh man, the effect for Love Train is porn for the eyes

[@rando1572]

All porn is for the eyes

[@rando1572]

All porn is for the eyes

[@tupapaenpelotas]

yes

[@unkindledjuan2495]

2:33 When you actually go through Love Train

[@moRULEZ18981]

Why does Mirror B's theme fit so well for Funny Valentine?

[@SeannyyBGood]

Varis Thunderheart was thinking the exact same thing

[@SkyblueStarmoon]

It work so well I thought it was Funny Valentine’s theme while trying to search for it. I did start to question it when it showed up in many pokemon videos.

[@friskycalibri2293]

I love that you just had Miror. B's theme from Pokémon Collosseum playing through the video but suddenly when Esidisi showed up you put Awaken.

[@LeoAioliaLeoGoldSaintofAthena]

Projectile Immunity is OP (Over Powered) skill but it's great.It makes you unattackable.

[@cripplingdepression8067]

da gratefull ded Unless you're fighting a purely physical character. Like Jotaro. Or Polnareff. Or... you get the idea.

[@MuhammadRidho-vb2fb]

5:29 no wonder he survived in EoH

[@roberthui9714]

11:51 Funny and Josuke are looking for something.

[@saddestman9471]

NO ONE CAN JUST IGNORE THE EMERALD SPLASH

[@wandersonvitor3054]

Oh yeah, not even Valetine's Love Train can stop the most OP Jojo, Joseph and his second stand Tommygun

[@a7c777]

The freaking pokemon coliseum song at 8:55 awakened a deep memory within me

[@a7c777]

(kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmeaioqsaqhpp7M )

[@sendylie1774]

So even Valentine (after collecting all corpses) immune to GER's projectiles?

[@Jexol484]

mista is 90% hopeless against complete valentine 90 because the special attacks

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Jelos Xenos hol horse is virtually useless

[@shoeskehigashikata7125]

11:12 Josuke trying to block Valentine with a wall : Dojyaan

[@clodolcmidnights837]

🎶love train… LOVE TRAIN!🎶

[@spiderdude2099]

Funny valentine: *gets love train* Mista: ".......fuck."

[@superkamigurulordcooler5969]

IMPOSSIBLE!!!, NO ONE CAN DODGE THE EMERALD SPLASH!!!!

[@hinja1310]

The only reason Mista couldn't hit Valentine was because Valentine was in his fourth form.

[@DIOOVERHEAVEN]

Kakyoin: does heirophant barrier two times Funny valentine: walks through both of them Kakyoin: *INTENSE RERORERO* 10:46 btw

[@Nijwol707true]

1:33 WAIT... according to how Love Train works, doesn't that mean that Jonathan just killed or injured several people?

[@criticism-chan6915]

"No one can just deflect the emerald splash" - Kakyoin

[@geo4290]

Josuke's bubbles can't go through. Last manga chapter: *oh, how the turntables*

[@jawshcurbstomp]

Correct

[@joyalken7682]

That red Funny Valentine color scheme looks sick!

[@orkboy1621]

Dat 13:18-13:38 is just... *B e a u t i f u l l*

[@vinnyblox252]

3:49 jotaro theme (i heard from heritage for the future first so i think it's the origin. but not in the anime) but it's in all star battle

[@dudetheguyman]

During the Jo2uke clip you have Toki's stage from HnK playing. It is the greatest bit of fighting game BGM

[@damiannova5207]

Interesting. For a game I never hear anyone talking about, All-Star Battle has a surprising amount of details, mechanics and depth.

[@theresiasylvania9381]

Love train > Kars ultimate form. CONFIRMED......

[@memethief14]

3:49 nO ONe caN DEflEcT THe EMerAld SpLAsH !

[@picklesisnotgood]

3:51 *THERES NO WAY, NO ONE CAN JUST DODGE THE EMERALD SPLASH!*

[@unknownbenefactor8029]

Even Sheer Heart Attack can't tough Funny Valentine. Dahm Love Train is so OP.

[@joaovitorfarinabraga690]

3:50 but no one can just deflect the emerald splash

[@Kobekola]

11:50 When your friend randomly decides to copy you

[@MissSignalTheOddishMonarch]

“Fuck you mista, I’m gonna defeat you on 4 o’ clock.” -valtine.

[@SrBlue-qp2ux]

8:46 Holy shit, I just realized pucci can still use ws powers with made in heaven. That is so broken..

[@Ayahuasca98]

Imagine me, 5 years ago just getting into JJBA and stumbling across this video

[@kaizergei]

Love train:Exist Hol Horse and Mista: *Crying SFX*

[@SFCmrRaccoon]

He Couldn't Avoid Dire's Thunder Cross Split Attack

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

And then Jolyne had the Romancing Saga battle theme for some reason...

[@sceptile_bro3602]

3:55 NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!!!

[@zannchristo]

12 minutes of Horses Running and chill and he gives you this look 12:40

[@JocaPeltPT-BR]

1:26 Giorno Giovanna: **japanese talking** Funny Valentine: ᵈᵒʲʸᵃᵃᵃⁿ

[@mitchellroberts9626]

If anyone is wondering what the first song is, its "Miror B.'s Retro Groove" From Pokemon Colosseum

[@cristinanero3853]

"CUMBIA!" I can't take this seriously with that song. Also, Valentine should be dancing internally

[@imstupid880]

Kira: *fails to use any of his bombs* Valentine: *Dojaaaaaaan* Kira: *That's impossible*

[@darkside4283]

Kakyoin - YOU CANT DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH Valentime - Hold my american drink

[@HowardCode]

3:59 Kakyoin: *NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH*

[@scuffedjays3862]

NO ONE CAN JUST IGNORE THE EMERALD SPLASH??

[@4Y4ZR]

*Everybody gangsta till Johnny and Gyro beats the Love Train.*

[@CeLeb144]

Kira: *detonates a bomb at point blank range* Funny Valentine: Oh no! Anyways~